OMG. pic #4 grosses me the freak out. looks like she's getting warmed up for a pap smear.
she just cant contain herself!!
I liked her better as a heifer cow...
first!
She looks like she's made out of marzipan.
So you can photoshop tranny in? Hot!
What does she need as much as she can get it? Nutter Butters? Dumb ho
We get it Janet,
you lost alot of weight,look great....
but for gods sake enough with the 20 year old pin up poses.
You cant re-claim your youth.
This is exactly what this phote spread is saying....
"Look everyone I'm still fuckable"
check out the quotes. using sex to sell magazines.. give me a break, she's having sex with that troll jermaine dupri.
that bitch should have posed like this when she was FAT.
that's just way too desperate
Ewww this bitch needs to stop tallking about sex with Jremain!!!!!!
And there is no way in hell those are her boobs in the first picture-dream on Janet!!!
i'm so sick of seeing her stomach
yes janet, that's where food is digested, we get it mmmkay?
I want her Louboutin Pigaelles in the last picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It looks like they even photoshoppe her feet. crikey!
Argh.....so that's what it takes to have a hit record. This is just depressing.
That shit's just wrong on so many levels.
her last pic looks like she's getting warmed up for an enema
desperate slag. She needs to stop spreading her legs and showing us her fake teats.
In the last pic I can almost smell her ass.
Ugh.
Janet is every bulimic's dream pin-up: Makes you vomit effortlessly, every single time.
LOL....yeah. Definitely the Photoshop Awards.
The whole family is nuts! And old news, bye the way. Could care less.
I lol'd at slut's comment, bwhahahahaha
Her album will still flop.
Considering how her siblings turned out,.....
thumbs up for the great pics Ms Jackson! lol
Why? Why?
that bitch should have posed like this when she was FAT.
celebrity hater | 08.26.06 - 12:32 pm | #
haha- that's what I thought! would the guys reading this get so excited if she said 'I need it as much as I can get it' when she was fat/unphotoshopped?
lol
What I really wanna know, though, is more about STEVE-O being set on fire!
So... done.
Why do women feel the need to be such exhibitionistic trollops?
Oh, the ennui....
Hey Miz, you missed out on all the fun yesterday from the posh thread
Actually no, that was Thursday, Miz
Why doesn't she just pose nude and get it over with, besides the clock's ticking on any interest in seeing her nekkid
I'm still waiting on the latest shit from LaToya. She's my favourite mess from this clan of whackjobs.
they photo-shopped OUT the abs! that's a new one.
Even with photoshop, she still looks bad.
Mishma, my love
No matter how naked she gets in pics, it still is not going to save that bomb of an album that will be coming out soon.
The first single/video is a complete failure and she is already on release song #2. All this and the album still has a few more weeks til release.
who cares! YUCK!
Just like Michael, she has to have adoration ALL the time. Loser.
nice photoshop...
I was trying to figure out what's different about Janet. Then it dawned on me. The old Janet aka "Miss. Jackson if you're nasty", always dressed in either jeans or slacks.
I had never seen her legs and she would basically show her tummy and boobs that's it. Now she's wearing dresses and other things. I guess she grew out of the sexy tomboy look.
However, you can tell she's looking her age. Body looks good though.
Holy fuck is that fake...no way her legs and ass look like that. Girl got back
Speaking of Janet, who was the slut that bitched me out when I said I didn't like anything she'd released since the '80s?
She has the Star Jones taint in the first pic...alien head LOL
Wow. What happened to rest of my post?
Well, here goes.
Mishma: Don't need any online drama, sweets, my real world is a painful enough place to be.
Good call, Miz.
Janet,
STOP!!! PLEASE STOP!!!!
Jeez, just pose for Penthouse and get it over with. Do men really find this sexy?
That last shot is disgusting.
this is so sad.
when you're doing these types of 'please look at me i'm new in the industry and not particularly talented' poses and you've be performing for over 20 years, you're officially a has been. dayum janet! da-yum!!
Somebody tell this old hag that it ain't just the boys who are nasty.
Jeez, just pose for Penthouse and get it over with. Do men really find this sexy?
That last shot is disgusting.
TellMeMore | 08.26.06 - 1:46 pm | #
No,MEN do not find this old cow sexy. Young Janet? Now that was one hot POA.
Yeah...I wonder if performers with actual talent ever find themselves in these types of poses? Hmmmmm...
Gynecological "spread".
WOW is I look like that at 40 but JJ girl take a note from Jlo ya dont have to show it all to be sexy. I still love ya
jd is pimpin' her out like a ghetto whore. the ass shot doesn't bother me but these pics lack any sense of class or talent of a photographer.
Photoshop does indeed rule when they can make a fugly bitch like janet jackson look halfway decent, but it still isn't going to make her "music" suck any less.
SOMEONE is so trying to prove she is sexy. She has to talk about sex as much as a good narcissists should, Her father was one and now she is one. Doesn't get that it is not healthy to go on and on about how much you fuck and how good you are at it Screams I need for you all to understand just how sexy I am. She is pathetic
Nice ass! Calm down, this is FHM for crying out loud!
i'm tired of see this ho half naked in every picture o.k we get it your going through mid life ,keep your panties on and spare us the flies
Oh my god...she's got Star Jones face.
No matter how naked she gets in pics, it still is not going to save that bomb of an album that will be coming out soon.
The first single/video is a complete failure and she is already on release song #2. All this and the album still has a few more weeks til release.
carrowsboy | 08.26.06 - 1:26 pm |
Um, I don't know what you're talking about. That was the idea all along. Her second single is already taking off. Janet will hit the top of the charts easily with her album. The song Enjoy leaked and everyone is foaming at the mouth. It's classic Janet in every way.
This is FHM. This is what their spreads are like. It stands for For His Magazine. Learn something douchebag before you start trashing somebody. Every hot celeb in town has done the magazine exactly the same way. Janet will grace V, W, etc, and she has shot with some of the most artistic photographers around. She's still playing up the I'm 40, I'm hot thing right now. So what? Let her. She looks damn good. You're not going to be able to escape her.
The pictures aren't bad. Two of them look photoshopped and make her neck look weird.
I don't think they photoshopped the abs OUT. Heffa doesn't really have them anyway.
Yuck!! She is so weird, she grosses me out. And seriously, what the hell did she do to her face. That is some really back plastic surgery. Well, its probably her 100th p.s. procedure so there you go....
that looks more like a wardrobe dysfunction.
I bet her cunt smells like grits and fried chicken!Cornbread anyone ?
I bet her dirt*star taste like Gary Coleman! 
OK What is the cut off for trying too hard sexy photos? I think its around 30 to maybe 35...at 40 plus its just as embarrasing as going to glamour shots for a Xmas bootie photo for a boyfriend.
Its really just a groan to see her this way. It cost her a ton of money to get in shape and have all that surgery..maybe thats why she's posing to make back the cash outlay??
too bad they couldnt photoshop a NECK!
the last pic is gross..stop over doing it with i can't get enough..you know what they say about people who have to talk about sex all the time! she looks man-ish.
And these comments are coming from fat, ugly, acne faced, cross eyed, superficial tweens who have nothing to do with their lives, but to find EVERYTHING wrong with something...RIIIGHT! You lil tween sluts at home wish you could look an ounce this good, suck it up and keep looking at what YOU want to look like. We know you'll rush to the magazine stands ready to get your copy....NEXT!
Think Janet is hot, but not feeling these pictures. i like the ass shot though.
All this is to deflect attention from her mediocre music.
How did she make herself look both greasy and ashy at the same time? Look at those ashy knees. Someone please throw a bottle of lotion at her...and she's still using those same old hair extensions on her old head.
i think janet looks hot!i dont know what the fuzz is all about. yes she is looking sexy as ever but is it really something we've never seen before from janet????its FHM magazine for fcuks sake!! do you really expect janet to wear a louis vuitton cocktail dress or a versace gown for the shoot? those provocative poses has been done before by so many celebrities and i dont really see anything wrong with that! grow up people...if you dont like them pics, shut your eyes and your stinkin' mouth up!!!
THis ugly bitch needs to put her clothes back on and run off to crawl into whatever hole her freak brother Michael is hiding in.
if you talk about about having all this amazing sex, does it eventually become true....
"i have way more sexual experience now"
i would hope so at the age of 40, you dumb desperate cow! who doesn't?
bitch is a TRANNY!
This is so fake. It surpasses any photoshop job my Mariah has ever done. All the picture look so innatural, especially the cover one, whose ass is that? It's all so completely redone, so... weird. It looks like they gave her a body of a 15 y.o. I have to say that, it's not sexy, it's pathetic.
thats just WEIRD!
There's nothing she can do to save the future disaster that is her upcoming album. Even with all that Superbowl shit her last one bombed. Hmm... maybe in a week or so a sex tape will 'mysteriously' appear, no?
All this is to deflect attention from her mediocre music.
for real
i love how celebs talk like having a lot of sex is some kind of accomplishment, like us lesser normal people don't have lots of sex
janet give beyonce back her cheap wig NOW
I see they photoshopped away the webbing between her tits. Well done. Nice to see her getting a little more independent in her old age: When she was on the cover of Rolling Stone she had someone else hold her tits for her.
I actually think she looks good. *ducks* please don't hurt me.
They retouched her ass out of those photographs.
I don't like the pics-not sexy.
Now she hides her boobage! Why did she not do so during superbowl. Lawd Im sick of her!
Ugly bitch and especially those boobs of hers..inflated pointy pancakes, odd shaped tits she has, gross ugly woman!
What's the theme here? Whore in a whorehouse?
i'm sorry to say this, but most of yall need to stop--
SHE LOOKS DAMN GOOD AND YOU KNOW IT, PHOTOSHOP OR NOT!!
is it unfortunate that she's fuckin' JD? of course. is her face also unfortunate? somewhat.
but for a 40 yr old who was recently 300 lbs, she looks hot...period.
yall are acting like she's ur average pop tart selling her ass, like j.simp or parisite...
she has been SUCCESSFUL in the business for over 20 years--thats a long ass time, so please give credit where it is due.
rant over, carry on 
THAT'S YO MAN'S TITTY!!
this is ridiculous...she looks completely photoshopped. she looks sooo soft too like soft as in i'm about to get fat again soft. oh wells, shes old so i guess since shes got it shes flaunting it. With the miracles of photoshop anyone can be a centerfold...good bye natural beauty.
so foul -- her face looks rubbery AND old. give it up, janet.
freexone/jd (i gather you are jd from your spelling. you make the janet fans so proud with your inadequacy to grasp the english language.
fuzz? nice.
its.
poses has been done. really?
dont.
dont like them. quality.
go back to the pasture and join the rest of the flock. but try to stay away from those that can spell. oh, and get off forums and start learn some embglish.
i have to agree with others... why do they continue to air brush photo's these days?
It's surprising she didn't melt under the photography lights. I'm all for 40-somethings being sexy but she's just acting desperate. And what I mean by desperate is desperate to get her nekkid pics taken so she can go back to eating her gravy covered twinkies again.
She gives NASTY a whole new meaning! YUCK!
looks great!
She has no one to blame for this wardrobe malfunction but her damn self.
And she has been photoshopped within an inch of her life.
The 'snatch patch' photo is wrong on so many levels.
That is a straight up 'Hustler' pose.
Ring the alarm. Pussy is about to POP!
Smells like canned corn.
What a dumbass. Keep your clothes on, you no-good floozy.
Damn. I want someone to sit and photoshop alll my photos.
Still, I'm not playing critic at this point. Name me one chick who ISN'T photoshopped to hell in magazines.
BAD!! She looks like she's made out of clay she's so photoshopped.
wow you people are mena and just sad I think if MK would have said he loved Janet ALL of you who are hating would have followed his lead.
Just hope you look like that at 40 photoshopped or not. Like one poster said above most of yall that are typing shit dont look 1/2 as good as Janet and you know this shit.
Hey post YOUR picture.
wow you people are mena and just sad I think if MK would have said he loved Janet ALL of you who are hating would have followed his lead.
not me. i hate this UGLY ho.
too old to be doing that... yuck
so we have to like this desperate woman.Shut up. She looks like shit. She is insecure. Don't think she should bother singing anymore. Start striping for a living. Madonna and her should tour together. Hey I wnt to start a magazine and put Bruce Springstein on the cover in a thong. that way I could enjoy his music so much more.So in conclusion being a woman is not about this. And I am getting sick of it. You would think a 40 year old would get it and show woman what growing up and being comfortable in ones skin is all about. This ain't it.Yeah Janet 40 year old women are fucking still and are better at it because of expierence and your point is?
Oh my god half as good as what you moron. A woman who looks like a man with boobs fake boobs fake face fake everything. get real.
man this shit is just wrong on so many levels.. primarily that both beyonce and jj are shown in the same page baring parts of their bodies better left to the imaginations of the 14 year old boys listening to the crap they call musack..janet should go back to eating gallons of ben and jerrys.. beyonce can just go bounce back under the rock from which she came.. and photoshopping should be left to the experts in brazil..
http://www.stingybitches.com/Stingy%20bitch%20of%
20the%20day.html
That is not that bitch's body!
yall are acting like she's ur average pop tart selling her ass, like j.simp or parisite...
she has been SUCCESSFUL in the business for over 20 years--thats a long ass time, so please give credit where it is due.
rant over, carry on
foxy_bee | 08.26.06 - 9:25 pm | #
Foxy_bee: When famous women who have had successful careers in the past have to resort to shit like this to keep fans, then they're not worth praising anymore. I used to be a huge fan of Janet until she started showing parts that she doesnt need to show. The girl can sing and dance, she doesnt need to show what we already know is there. Its just adding to the negative images that the younger generation is picking up on. And thats the end of MY rant! 
Can someone please tell me what a "Tranny" is?
When is Janet gonna stop feeling herself up? She's always cupping herself. Are your boobies really that fascinating to yourself, Janet? Maybe you're actually a heterosexual man that went to a witch doctor and asked to be transformed into a woman so you could play with boobies all day long. You touch booby more often than the breast exam people at the gyno. Seriously. Every picture I see of you, you're you're giving your self BSE. Palpate on your own time!
Oh, and did you hear about your brother's Neverland burning down? I guess that's what happens when you touch little boys. God burns your house down! A huzzah.
I have to agree, what the hell happened to her face ? Something is amiss. I think she even had collagen in her lips.
Yuck!
Would the Jackson family just go away. I am sick of the whole dysfuntional lot. God mama Jackson suer helped Papa mess this fame seeking family up. Janet knows Michael is a child molester. She should be shunned also. She has no talent. Just saw a video she did with Nellie. Now Nellie is hot and she is not. She should be doing video's with older men. All her stuff is the same crap. Hey Janet guess what we all fuck get over yourself.Your not sexy.
Yall are some hating motherfuckers on here...........since when was there a rule for not being able to model in a bathing suit when you are 40? Shit if your body is in shape like that then I say flaunt it! Maybe some of you know that when you hit 40 your body will not be in shape......shit yall bodies are probably already fucked up at 20! Dumb Bitches/Faggots!
she's so ugly .. she looks exactly like michael and believe me that's not sexy.
what is it with people thinking we have to be ugly to think someone else is ugly? so damn stupid. She is 40 so what if ya look decent you should pose like a 20 year old doesn'y know any better whore. Real logic pal. Ever heard of a little thing called class? One should develop it and stop acting all freaked out like this. I look real good thansk. I still wear higher waisted jeans and tweed blazers and such because I will leave the trasy show the body thing to dumb teens. who are desperete for attention.
Good black don't crack!!!
SHE
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planet of the apes!
Actually I have nothing against Janet, I like her instead. But I'm completely against the over-use of photoshop. C'mon, every woman it's photoshopped these days, ok, but even those who don't need to. Photoshop ain't evil, but at the moment people use it too much. Sometimes the alteration of a picture is so blatant that has in the end an opposite effect. The woman doesn't look sexy, look ridiculous instead. Janet seems a freak in that photoshoot. She seems to be made of plastiline, with some teenager's ass and a tranny face. If I were her, I would have given the graphics a hard time and pretend to have decent retouch that made me look normal, not an ugly cartoon.
Again this is FHM. This is what all their spreads are like, I wouldn't expect anything less. Janet IS an artist. She has proven herself, and will continue to prove herself. Madonna has also done the same exact thing. Yes she has evolved, but if you got it, like it, and want to flaunt it, go ahead.
Janet is also saying that she isn't afraid to still be sexual even after the whole ridiculous Superbowl crap.
Photoshop whatever. She looks better when she doesnt have her photos all airbrushed. She looks pretty in candids and in person (yes, I've met her!) than in these sort of photos.
Janet is also saying that she isn't afraid to still be sexual even after the whole ridiculous Superbowl crap.
wow she is so in your face, brave little talentless ho
superbowl crap is what it was. Go out and get a nipple ring and show your boobs to all the little girls and boys.
She sucks and she knows it. Bring on the breast implants Janet
Calm down everyone!!! A lot of hateration in these comments. If she got it, fake or not, she can flaunt it. She still has more money than you and yo mammas!!! GO Janet!!!
Ive always loved Janet. I didn't like Call on Me, haven't heard the new one yet. And I'll admit if I had her body Id want to show it off, even at her age. but not every photoshoot has to be the same thing. She doesn't have to have her clothes off in every picture to be beatiful. She already is.
She looks more like a dude than her brother...glad to see they photoshopped her dick too.
I agree she looks good, but I also agree that it pathetic. Her face looks so depressed. Its in her eyes, guess they couldn't ps that out. Hell I know it sux getting old but trying to beat the youngsters at there game is just sad. Don't be the old dude hanging out at college parties Janet!!!
www.pets-warehouse.com/DogArt/peak.jpg
it's uncanny
YOU ALL ARE A ROOM FULL OF HATERS...JANET'S ACTIONS ARE NOT DIRECTLY AFFECTING ANY OF YOU...YOU GUYS WISH YOU HAD THE BODY SHE HAS AND THE MONEY TO GO WITH IT AND LASTLY YOU WISH YOUR MAN HAD THE MONEY JERMAIN HAS....YOU HUYS AR E PROBALY A BUNCH OF FAT A$$E$ WITH NO LIFE...LOL. THIS IS COMEDY.
Photoshop rather than Photoshot
I think she looks fuckin good 4 40 and i wouln't say no.
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