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Who's this bitch???!?!
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggg
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Oh puhlease. He is so not gay.
maybe lance moved into matthew's house.
I love him. I always have. And someday I want to be first.
Meh, I don't like him. I don't know why. The only obvious thing is that he looks slovenly most of the time.
The ocean waves in that first pic look really artsy and neato.
I've never been much into him either. I used to find him hot from time to time, but not anymore. He also seems lazy and dumb as rocks, and that's a turn off.
I think he's ugly.. Bushy, smelly, dumb and ugly. All the Texas women I know find him raunchy and boring and predict he'll be another piece of aged jerky, with no star power very soon..
I think thats the maid of the hotel. All maids at the beach wear all white......
Thats not his gf, thats just a maid he's kissing because she probably asked.....
He's still super gay.... I hope a video of him and Lance comes out soon.... I know he's a bottom!
"Merman"? LMAO, MK!!
And yes, I agree with those that view him as slovenly... I don't think his hygeine is up to par - never did.
*isn't* shit.
doesn't look like they are really kissing. looks like air-cheek kisses.
Wasn't he the one who says he never wears deodorant? That he loves the smell of his own sweat? I would make him shower before I did him. (ifI ever get so lucky!)
I'd hit him under the following circumstances: He must be freshly showered; he must be cleanly shaven; he must not be wasted; and he must make sure I get off at least 3 times to his 1. And then he'd have to leave, because I think he's always either too lazy or too stoned to work hard enough to support me in the manner to which I've become accustomed.
I would do him upside down and sidways. he is from Uvalde, TX. lmfao!
That's ok, the cheating will go both ways for sure.
if he were to be gay i sure as hell hope that he would have better choice in men than lance.
That was a peck on the cheeck. They aren't even walking close together.
MANCE..........
Well, if he's kissin sum gurl, then ah guess he's gotta be STRAIGHT! See, y'all, that proves it! Ooops, the trailer's shakin and ah dropped my Velveeta sanwitch.
meh...I think he's way too in love with himself to care about anybody else. Dude, getting a "Sexiest Man Alive" title does not mean we love to see you shirtless each fucking day of the year. No really, less is more, even in your case.
"I bet you his real job is giving those annoying hair braids on the beach."
lol - you got that right. Or selling frozen Milky Ways...
he does nothing for me with his stubby arms
i wonder what he's gonna do when winter comes. he's not gonna like wearing clothes again.
I'm getting a little tired of seeing his scruffy face and his bod is good, but I have had better so not terribly impressed
He looks like he burps while drinking his beer and you know, i'm just not into that kind of thing.
eww he is scruffy and greasy...and by all appearances, not the brightest bulb in the bunch.
People-he's just trying to wash off that faggoty smell off of him. It's not working!!!!
you can't wash sleaze and stds away in the ocean...it just doesn't work like that.
He cant act/ The only reason he works is because he blows agents!
MM is Hot Shit.
I was just watching him in "The Newton Boys. Very hot shit.
damn i wish he would put a shirt on, makes me feel out of shape(which i am).he smokes pot and drinks and still looks like that. must be damn good genes
I'm so tired of seeing this boring bitch doing nothing but walking around without his shirt on. You're not that hot, dude. Get a haircut, too.
Um what does Matt do again? Oh yeah, he makes shitty movies.
I say we cast a movie entirely with overrated, bad actors. We can cast this clown, Kate Hudson, Keanu, Tom C., and Jennifer A. It would blow so hard the celluiod will melt
Mishma, darling, I always love seeing your kitty gravs. They are the best. So are your comments. 
MERMAN! MK, you are one funny mo-fo.
Although M.M. bugs me to no end, I would take my ass to the theater to see him in Splash II.
TY Jenn, compliments=good!
is that lance in an afro wig? like matt is really into women...
I LOATHE people that get fucking braids on the beach. There is nothing more pathetic than trashy white college chicks with a corn row after spring break. Yes.. we know you went to some shitty beach where you took your top off and puked after consuming too many tequila slammers. Fucking cunts.
He really is rather impressed with himself isn't he ?
Okay, I seriously had a sex dream about him like a week ago. Except he looked better than he does there (without the beard, looking more like he used to before Penelope, and that by no means is a diss to Penelope). I don't know why it happened because I've never really found him incredibly hot or anything.
It was really good actually, but I still went to confession afterwards.
He is a retard.
he's having a fling with a merman!
how could he have been with that skank penelope cruz? OMG who'd want his stinky dinky now yuk?
Can someone PLEASE give this man a shirt and a razor? He looks like he's homeless or something.
Hes is so damn fugly. He was ugly without the beard and mustache....now hes just NASTY!
Alot of men have a sic pack he aint all that...
he looks hot in that first pic! i got no problem with partiers, although that not-wearing-deodorant thing's gotta change.
Scruffy. Smelly. Dirty. Anywhere. Anyhow. As many times as he wanted. In the hole of his choice. Damn, he's a hot, thick piece.
I think it's pretty cool that he's one of the rare A list celebrities who doesn't fight/insult/assault photographers. Rather than let himself be incited by them, he does exactly the opposite and goes about his business (albeit with a little showing off, but what the heck--he's a peformer!). It's not like he's smashing cameras, flipping the bird or ruining their shots. Good for him for handling his celebrity with appropriate humor, plus having the phsyique to pull off the beefcake shots.
Nelson | Homepage | 08.27.06 - 11:03 am | #
Hey Nelson! Paris Hilton is extremely friendly to photogs. What's your point again?
LOL i said "A List!"
The last time I saw him was on Jay Leno. I had the impression that he thought he was 'so entertaining' with his Texas drawl that, with that alone he felt he was 'interesting' and worthy of being on the cover of 'Peoples' most sexiest guys. He doesn't have a clue! Alas, he's an idiot.
Role playing gone bad.Lance was an airport security guard and Mathew was a suspicious boarder, Lance did a Cavity search on Mathew. Once the Flashlight got stuck up there Mathew has never been the same.
This guy looks positively smelly and dirty. And those shorts WTF they look like they haven't been washed for years, I'll bet when he takes them off they'll stand on their own.
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