That single cover is hilarious. She looks like a complete fuckin' jackass. She's probably going to skin those alligators alive and make handbags for her piece of shit House of Diarrhea clothing line.
yikes.
I reallly hate that song. And that picture. Beyonce , WTF? Are you skiing?
She looks like she's about to lay a big one.
Trying too hard.
Hahaha, someone is looking a bit ridiculous.
you know this bitch is too scared to take a photo with real gators. She probably took a pic with 2 people holding the leashes and they photoshopped that shit later.
Ok, saw video. Don't you know she's ****cue Jon Lovitz**** "ACTING"!!!!
the crocs, the pose, the outfit are all so ridiculous i can't imagine this was the best photo they had to offer. she looks like she's part of the dance for that pepto bismol.
should read " dance troupe for that pepto bismol commercial"
She's going to get whiplash swinging that fake hair like that - and I hate that jerky dance she does.
Michael K...whats with all the hate for beyonce?
I thought she was skiing too until I scrolled down. I really think there needs to be a stage dad anonymous where Joe Jackson, Papa Simpson and this train wrecks father can get together, snort coke and look at kiddie porn. Then the reign of terror may be able to end
She looks like Medusa from "The Rescuers," ya know, with the two crocodiles.
i like the single. i don't get why people are so turned off by it.
Who the fuck goes out into the bayou or whatever in spike heels looking like a cheap Barbarella impersonator?
bitch is out of her mind....but i'd still bone da shit outta her tho! :D
I like the single too. not a great pic!
Why the Basic Instinct rip off?
wow.
that girl just don't what to do with herself. she dances like Elaine with rhythmn. geez, everybody's so desperate nowadays. anyhoo, toodles, i'm off to glue myself to a barstool!
omg! where is the old beyonce. i had to turn this off she is sooooo all over. eewwww.
jay z better back off rihanna because i think beyonce is about to snap.
I'm sorry, but I kinda like it. It's nowhere near as good as old Beyonce, but it's not bad.
I thought she was taking a dump.....ewww. The video gave a me freaking seziure. She needs to take a break.
it took me a while to figure out those were not ski poles, but leashes. she looks like she's gonna snow ski in the bayou on crocodiles.
Is it just me or does this video seem like it should be starring J-Lo ?
This is the first time I've ever felt compelled to comment--holy hell, this song is awful and the video is even WORSE. Miming Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct? Posing with alligators? Beyonce is ridiculous.
So ghetto and smelly looking. Im sure her poon smells like raw ten day old fish! 
i don't give a shit about the music, i just want to be one of the alligator's, so i can tear into that juicy ass
WTF is "ring the alarm"? That is the gayest song title EVAR
I dunno...but what does it have to do with alligators? or that pot holder thing she is wearing?
Sorry, Michael K., it's not Matthew that's "managing" to make her look like an ass...."it's ya boy, Hov"!
The video....ridiculous. Is this supposed to be her "alter-ego"? What does she call her...Sasha? Whoever she is, she looks as if maybe she needs to be medicated-I think she may be having seizures.
Ooohh.. bad move...
Crazy Right Now's right..
Maybe looking a Jay-Z's mouthbreathing mug is making her have seizures
I guess they took this ridiculous picture the same day they recorded her choreographed seizure (video) for Deja Vu.
For Ring the Alarm, a shot of Bey in a straight jacket would have been much more apropos...the girl has just gone off the deep end.
And I can't believe there are actually a handful of people who like a song that consists of nothing more than Beyonce stressing and shreiking about the possibility of losing the diamonds, cars and homes that apparently come with being Jay-Z's girlfriend. I've never liked Beyonce, but Ring the Alarm marks a new low.
I always thoughtjay z looked like a turtle, especially when he wore those hats that look like condems..him and usher.turtles.
"RING THE ALARM" is a very appropriate title!!
imitate Beastie Boys much?
Is it just me or does this video seem like it should be starring J-Lo ?
nlsg9 | 08.26.06 - 4:57 pm | #
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Never thought I'd say this but Jlo has too much class to make a video like this and Beyonce should sack her mother as a stylist.
Her daddy isn't responsible for this song or video. She did this piece of crap album in 2 weeks behind his back. If he had been involved, it probably would have been better than this crap she's trying to sell to us now.
Her daddy knew about this shit. Don't believe the hype.
And I can't believe there are actually a handful of people who like a song that consists of nothing more than Beyonce stressing and shreiking about the possibility of losing the diamonds, cars and homes that apparently come with being Jay-Z's girlfriend. I've never liked Beyonce, but Ring the Alarm marks a new low.
reverie | 08.26.06 - 5:29 pm | #
Agreed,specially when you think that bitch used to sing "independant women" and "survivor" and now this shit-fucking sad!!! 
Y'all should hear the one she sings about her pu-tang.
Um, not being disrespectful but that is like something off Tazan.. What is she 'Gator Girl?!' BIG Lizard Lady?
'Crock Chick!?' Suck This Peta Peeps!?
Y'all should hear the one she sings about her pu-tang.
♥Michie♥ | 08.26.06 - 5:41 pm | #
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come again? she does not really sing a song about that??????
I need to start a celebrity low IQ list but I don't have enough memory on my computer
^It's called "Kitty Kat".
why is she shouting? you know you're sliding down when you pose with alligators with your booty sticking out. alligators totally photoshopped -- it's too symmetrical.
where is this song???? I for some morbid reason need to hear it and mock it endlessly.
I always thought Beyonce will be the next diva the world produces!She has the talent,looks and everything.But damn seems like girl is heading for a breakdown way to soon.Diva has to earn it.This is her second solo album she cant be tripping just yet!!!
Mariah went bezerk after her seventh album and 13 number ones!
Is this album Beyonces Glitter?
that looks Ridiculous! Who the hell told her that would be cool?
Her album really does suck! I was lmao @ some of the lyrics.
this song gives me a serious migrane. ugh i hope it doesnt get radio play. shes gone downhill,and that dumbass father of hers needs to stop making excuses!
God, I love this site. I feel so kaka today that even watching tv is a strain. Ya D-Listed!
Que wakka telling me to STFU in 3...2...1
i kind of like the video and the song. perez is insulting her because b'day comes out the same time as his precious paris' album... you haven't been paris'd have you dlisted?!
this song is awful and i fortunately the video is taking too long to load so, i have confirmation that the video must be awful too....
I can't download the video on the computer I am using, is this a good thing?
No, I'm not on the library computer. I'm at the one at the coffee place, ok!
Beyoncé's "Kitty Kat"
http://www.sendspace.com/file/d9rpn8
Firenze | 08.26.06 - 5:50 pm | #
Please Paris cant wipe Beyonces shit!!!Perez can fuck himself and her.This is awful but still not in a leauge of Paris Hilton.Wich shows how credible Perez as blogger is!!!
imagine watching basic instinct 2 on acid with someone screaming in your face and jamming razor sharp needles in you ears...while the fire alarm is going off. get an idea?
mishma | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 5:53 pm | #
Mishma honey you have to see it to belive it!!
ps:What are you drinking?Coffe with liqiour! 
poor BE YAWNNNNN SAY!!!.
She has totally lost her freaking mind.
is she skiing or what. that picture is just stupid, she is not even holding the 2 bitches!!!
BE YAWNNNNN SAY, SIT CHO BUT DOWN!!
♥Michie♥ | 08.26.06 - 5:53 pm | #
Jesus,Mary&Joseph that is HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"let's go little kitty kat?" is she fucking kidding me??????? thanks Michie.
http://www.damnthatojeda.blogspot.com
PrissyChrissy | 08.26.06 - 6:00 pm | #
"Pissing her pants"
Linkletter | 08.26.06 - 6:01 pm | #
Huh?
Oh Val honey, I feel too terrible to even drink. When that happens, you know it's bad.
Drinking Pelligino with lime sin Absolut. Le sigh
does she realize it sounds like shes having a conversation with her bagina set to music?
Hahaha, Beyonce must have wrote those songs. She shoulda pulled a Courtney Love and had Jay-Z write them
Indeed.
http://www.damnthatojeda.blogspot.com
This is schadenfreudelicious! Mathew & Tina put a wrecking ball through careers of the Destiny's Child gals. Now they can focus on wrecking their cash-cow's career.
Yo, da ho' album looks gawd dang awful, ya'll!
Sorry, Michael K., it's not Matthew that's "managing" to make her look like an ass...."it's ya boy, Hov"!
♥Michie♥ | 08.26.06 - 5:23 pm | #
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Michie, Thanks for pointing that out that her father isn't managing this ish. it's Jay-Z. More people need to realize that is the case. Matter of fact, Papa Knowles is trying to DELAY THE RELEASE of this craptaculous album. But I think P Knowles is no where near on the Pimp level like Joe Simpson. Now that's a pimp.....
Sorry, Michael K., it's not Matthew that's "managing" to make her look like an ass...."it's ya boy, Hov"!
♥Michie♥ | 08.26.06 - 5:23 pm | #
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Michie, Thanks for pointing that out that her father isn't managing this ish. it's Jay-Z. More people need to realize that is the case. Matter of fact, Papa Knowles is trying to DELAY THE RELEASE of this craptaculous album. But I think P Knowles is no where near on the Pimp level like Joe Simpson. Now that's a pimp.....
Oh Val honey, I feel too terrible to even drink. When that happens, you know it's bad.
Wow then its really bad!!
Mishma whats up?
It looks as though she's about to take a huge dump at any moment.
You can hear Jay-Z all over this new crap. The slang, the tone....He's a great rapper, but I'm starting to wonder if this dude can steer his own car straight. All of the women he touches, musically, turn to dirt...
You can hear Jay-Z all over this new crap. The slang, the tone....He's a great rapper, but I'm starting to wonder if this dude can steer his own car straight. All of the women he touches, musically, turn to dirt...
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
this is cheese worthy of Hoff.
by the way, I'm the only person in the world who likes that video. I'm sick of B's goody-two shoes, america's sweetheart act.
Hoff is classier.
WTF!
Hoff is classier.
mishma | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 6:19 pm | #
LOL!
I think she wanted to replicate the "Survivor" song with Destiny's Child. And she failed miserably...
um...why does she look like Whitney Houston in that white dress???? That's not what I would call effective advertising...Crack is Whack Beyonce...Crack is whack...
Yes- Everytime I hear the new song, I somehow get Survivor in my head.
Looking like she's about to take a dump shows she's sticking with the toiletry theme but, I thought we all agreed that she should keep that up with the album name as well? There's bidet, this one should be called diarrhea. Ring The Alarm? Hmm, maybe she ate spicy food?
Is incestual semen also the force behind sub par music?
umm she was always slutty so i dont know what the big deal is.
I like the song. Video's okay.
But she always dress in little clothing so whats so different now.
I hate the human race.
Is it just me, or is she a bit spasticated? (....channeling Ali G). Whats everyone talking about how they miss the 'old beyonce' she was a ghetto spastic then, shes a ghetto spastic now.
I smell a Destiny's Child reunion coming on...cause the bitch ain't workin on her own.
lol it almost looks like she's channelling old school whitney houston in one of those get ups.
I HOPE THE ALBUM DOESN'T SELL....I'M TIRED OF BEYONCE SHE NEEDS TO GO SIT HER ASS DOWN SOMEWHERE
Her hip and ass area look sooo good from that angle i would like to bite it
Has Beyonce Lost Her Damn Mind?
Can't lose something you don't have!
Awh.. are we having a Haute couture geographic moment here?
The chorus rips off old Kelis... fucking sucks...
This bitch is selfish, here Barbaro is recovering and out of the woods and she goes and steals his tail. Why Beyonce, why?
OFF TOPIC: Oh not going to dog park yet, hunny is checking on wonky car
Since when is she from New York?
She is channeling Madonna by using a fake accent.
Didn't she do this labum WITHOUT her dad? I thought I read that somewhere...if she did bitch needs to get him BACK
damnit, just like always, he says there is nothing wrong with it. Arrrghghghgh
I love it.. She's like really emoting while spilling her love sick guts!
thanks for letting us know about your car problems mishma
she never had a mind to lose... and i still don't know what this shitty song is ABOUT, if anything
That video is shit...
Beginning = Whitney Houston?
Middle = J. Lo?
End = More J.Lo and Tina Turner mixed?
Seriously, doesn't even LOOK like Beyonce. Where's our Deja Vu girl, cause' this song is highly annoying to my head.
WORD! Yeah, you see a glimsp all the famous women who got stood up., walked out on, chewed up and spit out by their man.. And, you know Beyonce's posse and girlfriends have suffered this; lose you for a better model crap with their cheating boyfriends! Even elite girls gotta sing da blues!
Hey I love that song. It's not typical Beyonce, she is a true artist because in life a person is supposed to change, she can't be the same dangerously in love chick from two years ago. If so, y'all would be like she sounds the same and bash her for that too. And considering that she's a VIRGO like me it's all good in my book.
Kisses
"Welcome race fans, to Extreme alligator skiing. Our next contestant, Beyonce, will ski off of a cliff, and then make attache cases for her mother's new line of accessories for working women who like to tote around dead animals."
You KNOW that song is about Jay-Z and Rhianna LOLOLOLOL. She's gonna cut anyone who lays a hand on her MAN. Crazy animal killing biotch.
Elvis's "From the Ghetto" is catchier.
get off me, mishma!
Geez...she's like, screaming.
her "anger" looks so fake, which makes the video rather funny
Can't blame Matthew for this one, she did the album in two weeks, without anyone knowing about including her dad.
the songs not soo bad, but she's lostin her video...what did jay-z do to invoke this wrath?
OMG! That is the WORST SONG/VIDEO ever! Sooo annoying. Make it stop
yall are crazy WTF are yall think? The song, the pic, and the video is crazy. She killin em. Yall just a bunch of fuckin' haters
da hell????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is beyonce having a 'tom cruise' moment in regards to her image? that shit is just straight TACKY. that's some shit i'd expect to see on a Mark Sexx produced album. christ jesus, she's too established to have to resort to some 'i'm sucking my way to the top' bullshit like this cover.
Sorry, Michael K., it's not Matthew that's "managing" to make her look like an ass...."it's ya boy, Hov"!
♥Michie♥ | 08.26.06 - 5:23 pm | #
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Michie, Thanks for pointing that out that her father isn't managing this ish. it's Jay-Z. More people need to realize that is the case. Matter of fact, Papa Knowles is trying to DELAY THE RELEASE of this craptaculous album. But I think P Knowles is no where near on the Pimp level like Joe Simpson. Now that's a pimp.....
I cosign | 08.26.06 - 6:09 pm | #
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oh naw, for real?
Sean Carter needs to get his ASS BEAT DOWN for doing this to his woman. what a jackass. why is Sean doing this to her?
How long till alligators become the new 'it' pet in Hollywood?
You know P.Hilton will be walking one into Kitson on Monday.
Get over yourselves | 08.26.06 - 7:18 pm |
Mishma's numb ass | 08.26.06 - 7:43 pm |
^ so which one of the cheeto cunts are you? forgot your avvie have you? sad sad sad. lol
^ so which one of the cheeto cunts are you? forgot your avvie have you? sad sad sad. lol
Anonymous | 08.26.06 - 8:17 pm | #
i think that cover is great!
If I was paid millions to look like damn fool I would do it too. So many dumb bitches think that, that shit is hot. Oh well.
I want to like Beyonce AND Janet Jackson...really I do. They have made it SO fucking hard for me!
wtf happened to this bitch?!
Anonymous | 08.26.06 - 8:17 pm | #
Mishma, you don't have to hide! It's okay sista! We don't care if you are here 24/7! Right, Valerie?
i love you stalker.
hey Ano!
glad to see you are making nice with your stalker!
I have this habit of first watching music video without the sound; it makes for a better entertainment. Without sound to distract the eye you are better able to judge the quality of the video.
I'm so sorry I did that with this vid. I got dizzy from all Beyonce's body jerking movies and head whipping from side to side. She could have been doing a medical video on St Vitus Dance. Then I made the mistake of turning on the sound.
Beyonce, Please address your anger at Jay Z and spare the rest of us innocent bystanders. Also, don't let your momma dress you anymore. That cover is a Fredericks of Hollywood meets Strawberrys nightmare!
i want to make babies with you stalker.
Hey Grace!!!
who wouldn't want to make babies with CLove??? oh wait...guess it didn't work out so well for curt...
Anyone else notice that once a singer sells a certain amount of records, they lose their damn mind? I saw this video the other morning and I honestly thought it was MAD TV or a really funny parody of Beyonce. Well, I was half right. Poor girl.
grace, i know right? and you spelled my husbands name wrong!
damn beyonce is jumping around in this video so much i sprained my neck just watching her!
Damn, what's happening over here??
and what's up with the rocky horror picture show teeth at the end?
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 8:49 pm | #
i didn't think you would notice the difference. sorry!!!
vampira | 08.26.06 - 8:49 pm | #
simple answer: SSDD
I guess they were reaching for a David Lachapelle type photograph.... it failed.
And I fail to see the connecton between alligators, spike heels, gingham and big hair and this girl's single, "Ring The Alarm".
UGH!
is she skiing on the alligators?
I like the single and aside from that ridiculous way that she has danced in her last two vids, I don't think the vid is that bad either.
it's interesting how j. lo and beyonce are comfortable getting rich because of their big asses
not too different from porno
I like the song but the video is cheaply made it should have had a story line flow rather than erratic images. But its her money not mine so I really can't comment. Only buy the CD or not.
Even Mariah wouldn't pull shit like that. Bitch is crazy.
she has definitely upstaged linda blair.
i think they edited the part where beyonce spews green stuff and masterbates with a cross.
is it gingham? could be large pattern houndstooth, the photog quality is so bad.
houndstooth would make much more sense really...pulls the whole concept together
C'mon, Ano. Hometown ho's got to vent her self-righteous anger SOMEWHERE! What if Jayz had done you wrong?
...assuming that you were stupid and tasteless enough to get with him in the first place, of course.
LaurieS | 08.26.06 - 9:36 pm | #
if jayz did me wrong i'd hit him in the face with that romy and michele pony tail she was swinging around her head in the video.
that'd be the end of him. Maybe Mishma should use one of those on the haters....
shes a fool, selling sex....she needs to stand out on the street corner if thats what she wants to do...she looks hot, but its photoshopped most likely. she needs to sell the quality of her music, she needs to be a real artist...if she is good enough people dont need to see her almost naked on a cover of something...
Ewwww. She looks like she's taking a dump.
think they edited the part where beyonce spews green stuff and masterbates with a cross.
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 9:32 pm | #
fucking awesome anorexorcist!!! you rock bitch!
I know a thing or two about Pony Tails and it really can wipe out a bitch,its a great weapon!!!
that was some real hard shit girl! i love it!
beyodce is very exhausting now. its time to cut you losses and leave the j miester
val, who is that sexy bitch in you avie
blondie #1 | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 9:54 pm
Blondie its one and only Kate Moss!!!
blondie #1 | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 9:51 pm | #
I know a thing or two about Pony Tails and it really can wipe out a bitch,its a great weapon!!!
Valerie | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 9:52 pm | #
omg val!
hOLY Fuck, Batman.
Just wasted an hour of my life catching up on the drama on the JS thread.
God, will the legacy of Mousie, Prico et al ever fucking end????
Although it's a bit like watching Dynasty (not that I ever did) -- much preferable to La Garce.
val: how could i have not know??! beautiful. she has fantastic facial bone structure.
LaurieS | 08.26.06 - 10:01 pm | #
Hey i missed that?In wich thread? 
Jessica Simpson...don't say I didn't warn you. Start at the top and get a stiff drink in your hand first.
What's the JS thread?
..or down your throat
blondie #1 | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 10:03 pm | #
Blondie,she has.There hasent been a model this good since Twiggy!(or that stoned for that matter :lol
)
Seriously Kate is the godesss!
back on topic:
is Beyonce using the same skin whitening crap MJ uses??
LaurieS | 08.26.06 - 10:04 pm
Not that i am ever sober when i am on Dlisted but thanks for advice!
babe, if you aint ever sober when you're on here you better get your ass into rehab STAT!
val, who is that sexy bitch in you avie
blondie #1 | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 9:54 pm | #
My guess is ....Kate Moss.
yeah she looks totally hot fyan
ryan, burp. its the stolis
Blondie,she has.There hasent been a model this good since Twiggy!(or that stoned for that matter :lol)
Seriously Kate is the godesss!
Valerie | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 10:07 pm | #
oh yeah. twiggy is a class act. stoned or not kate is fashion straight out of the u.k. perfection in an inperfect industry.
I think to new regs are funnier than the old ones. Just sayin'. I loved Glitter.
LaurieS | 08.26.06 - 10:14 pm | #
NOT THAT FAAR JUST YET!! With some shit that goes down here you bettre be really easy going or drunk out of your fucking mind.Or both!
wow...I'm really late.Need to refresh more often.
blondie #1 | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 10:20 pm | #
Absoloutely!!!She is often imitated but never ever duplicated!!I wish i had a dolar for everytime one of those Hollywood starlets tried to rip off Kate Moss!
But no matter how hard they try:ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!
are we sure she isn't working with jd because garbage like this smells of the troll. yeppers, papa was not involved in this whole mess.
I thought the song was catchy
hello all! watching wizard of oz with my boy! hubby is on his way back from the ca/az border. poor mk must be working overtime just deleting fake shit on the jessica thread.
Valerie | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 10:23 pm | #
thats right. kate is the trend setter in the u.k. sure naomi is cool, but kate is the star. not because of her misguided bf, but because she is an innovator. she is total hottnes. and they all know it. they rallied for her when that news came out about her coke habit. but so what! i dont know 1 model that hasnt abused some sort of drug
Vampira, MK is probably at the
Last Chance Saloon with pete doherty.
I Like it
vampira | 08.26.06 - 10:29 pm | #
Hi,babe i love Wizard of Oz!!!!
Wich part are you watching now?
I love the part where Dorothey meets the coward lion! *hides in shame*
I wonder if the combined power of my haters could create nuclear fission...or cure cancer?
Probably the only thing worse than working for The Man on a Friday night until 11:00 pm and then working for The Man the next morning from 9:00 am for 8 hours is THEN working the THIRD day (that would be Sunday, tomorrow) from 6:00 am until 11:00 am because some FUCKING IDIOT MANAGER forgot to tell everyone in the department that the server would be down on Sunday night. So now I have to work 6:00 am to 11:00 am tomorrow morning instead of 6:00 pm to 11:00 pm tomorrow night.
Do not get a humanities degree if at all possible.
That is all.
blondie #1 | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 10:30 pm | #
Thats fucking right and to quote Kate:"i dont do anymore drugs than anyone else" despite that she always looked and acted prfessional.Hammered,stoned it dosent matter Kate always did her job like a pro!!!
Val:
I'm neither -- been on here almost a year but always stay on the fringe. If people were trashing my ass I might get pissed, tho. Naw. Drunk's better.
*sits down with a shot of Patron*
mishma | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 10:34 pm | #
I am sure if it couldnt,you could borrow mine that would do it!!!
Sorry tallulah
So talked to the DH about our own chat place and he said maybe MK would provide one. Whattya think, should I ask? Either that or we can get one ourselves. I'm tired of giving the haters material
Sorry tallulah
So talked to the DH about our own chat place and he said maybe MK would provide one. Whattya think, should I ask? Either that or we can get one ourselves. I'm tired of giving the haters material
tallulah
quit the job. scrubbing toliets sounds like more fun.
Mishma:
Seems like a waste to me. I don't find your personal stuff annoying, as long as you keep making me smile with the sarcasm. I'm guessing the haters are a wave. It's cyclical here.
But if you ever lose your edge, bitch, go get your own boring as chat room, kay?
LaurieS | 08.26.06 - 10:37 pm | #
*hear hears Laurie with a shot of tequila*
boring ASS.
I meant boring ass.
*hands the bottle 'round*
Naw, memeber, my ass is numb. and fat. and hairy, I am sure
mishma | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 10:38 pm
Mishma dont you fucking abandom us!!!!!!!!I swear i will hunt you down
You are the funniest ho here and haters cant stand that,so dont let them win!
We should ignore every hate post from now on, i am serious just act like its not there!
Cheeto cunts will quit eventually!!
mishma: its nothing. these bloggers are just mad, at what? who gives a fuck! dont stop! keep doing what your doing. they come her for you, "the newest celebrity"
you! just dont be mad at the low pay rate. okay hon? :0
Ok, Mishma, I'm giving the haters something now -- just checked your homepage...I'm in Bonny Doon outside Santa Cruz. Let's go motorcycling.
*ducks as the tomatoes start to fly*
they made you FABULOUS!!!
IM DRUNK MISHMA...
I must be losing my damn mind...I kinda like the song.
OMG!!!Tears rolling down my face. I don't even know where to begin.
Honorable Moderator,
Didn't you have an avatar? ...a sock puppet? I think you should use one. Before you know it people will be posing as you.
Beyonce looks as if she is in pain in that pose.
Are you the new cheeto sluts or something?
Cleared by cookies, files, etc...and I mispell my name. Hmmmm, I kind of like meramuuuuuuuuu.(just saw The Barnyard with my kids)
The croc/alligators clash with Beyonce's outfit.
damn val, beyonce's a bitch!!
meramari | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 11:17 pm | #
i'm still trying to figure out the purpose of the alligators. actually the whole damn picture!
Anor, I think she is supposed to be a fearless Amazon of a woman who will risk wearing a daring houndstooth swimsuit with dangerously high stilletos AND still control the animals who will feed her people and make a great pair of shoes...not to mention the matching bag.
That cover is ridiculous and the video is so bad I could not force myself to even watch a full minute of that garbage!
Hello Anorex, you f'in 9 lives bitch -- i think the point is.....there ain't no damn point. Unless it's about Hurricane Katrina relief, which I highly doubt.
well as soon as I watched it, I had an urge to crawl under my desk and did. So I never saw the video
meramari | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 11:26 pm | #
thanks for explanation!
when i look at the pic i can hear the crocodile hunters voice saying:
ahhh crikey, that's gotta hurt! it is mating season here, lets watch nature takes it's course!
meramari | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 11:26 pm | #
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LMAO -- houndstooth swimsuit and the other bitch who called it a pot holder!!! Love it! From the House of D_______!
Ennis Del Mar | 08.26.06 - 11:33 pm | #
great horror video. if jayz ever cheats on her ass i gotta feeling his is gonna be missing!
and did i detect just a pinch of basic instinct in there?
vampira | 08.26.06 - 11:32 pm | #
hey ho! if a tsunami did hit she'd be too busy bitching at whoever to even notice.
well they had to use something weird on the cover (the gators) so no one would look at the mess from wigs 'r' us on her head.
i wish jason voorhees would drag her back into the lake with him.
Maybe she is a crocadile whisperer?
Grace, you crack me up.
I didn't know Ken Paves was doing that shade yet...
she looks like she is tryin to take a shit
No alligator, I get those two mixed up
here's my professor analysis:
1. ring the alarm is a sexual innuendo
2. the gators represent her carnal desire
3. the leashes are her attempt to control the need to feed the beast
4. outfit shows she's a dominatrix
i guess jay-z is to beyonce, as tony parker is to eva longoria. she must teach the HOVA after all.
When I hear the title Ring the Alarm, all I hear in my head is "Ring the alarm, and I'm throwin' elbows, ring the alarm and I'm throwin elbows..ahaahhhh oooo i'm overdue, gimme some room, I'm comin thru..." Queen Christina is gonna tear some shit up this fall, while Beyonce flails about like a thick fish jumpin all over the floor of a boat...
Here is my analysis: someone in marketing fucked up.
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 11:52 pm
nah, you're thinking too deep. those alligators are her harajuku girls.
my game is off. i suck.
I keep going back to find something positive to say like her hair looks great or her body looks good but the only thing that keeps coming to mind is...Look at that grass. It must have been a really nice day. That grass looks fabulous. Don't you think? I wonder if it is Bermuda or St. Agustine? I bet it smells fresh and it really holds up well under the heat. Why is that woman with bad posture standing there wearing a blindingly ugly swimsuit? But, look at that grass!
i cannot even watch this video, alligators scare the beejesus out of me. they are in south carolina where we vacation--you have to walk by the lagoon to get to the pool--and it creeps me out. i wish they would've gone the way of the dinosaurs.
haha meramari, the shoes would be good....for Halloween.
They wouldn't even be good for hooking
yeah, think of all the neat hiding places for easter eggs.
Mr Peterson, I finally got to see the fist.
Professor, I didn't realize they were leashes. I thought she was prodding the animals like they do cattle. My bad...At least she walks her pets. That is positive. Does she have a pooper scooper?
meramari
the rest of the world needs a major pooper scooper for that piece of shit album.
i think she's got a little rupaul action goin' on here.
i love the pic and video sorry but im a fan
she's so desarately trying to redo the Bettie page walking the leopards pic ( http://www.grrl.com/bunny5.jpg) , and really the viideo is awful...ick
JUST DIE
Oh, I forgot there is music to this? I could not get past that awful, terribly expensive mistake of a picture. Mishma, you are right. Someone in Marketing so dropped the ball on this one. I forgot there was an album I was supposed to need to have once I saw this cover. Awful, awful, awful
i've said it before and i'll say it again--the bitch must have vidaligo, cuz she's gonna be egg white in a few weeks at the rate she's going...
that "kitty kat" song was hilarious, too much!!
she needs a tall glass of "ho sit down!!"
good stuff, huh mishma. i should ask pats(in jessica) how you can get it on here.
OMG Mr. Peterson the shit is done BLOWIN UP in JS thread. I was on the phone with Chicago gf (personal...sorry) and I felt like a bitch because I wanted her to shut up so i can see the new drama. Ok, ok, I've got some catching up to do.
Hubby so thinks I need an intervention
Ok, there was small drama in JS not as core as I thought.
Beyonce needs to fire her parents before it's too late or she will end up like poor Brandy
mishma, i think the mod regulated some of the posts, no?
Possibly foxy
fuck ok i don't know if in here or there, but someone posted a same-day thread to fake d....and woah! sassy ass (yeah, shake it bitch!!!) has her ass all up in it and sloane who i think i may have ragged on in my stupor and felt bad about was all in there. AND the purple troll cartoon that posted here recently is all up in that shit! truly unbelvbl -- what the hell did i wander into? next thing you know, mousie will be handing out the kool-aid. seriously, it's like a blog for short bussers and i am still scrachtin my head.
It's pretty special, isn't vampira?
Ok, there was small drama in JS not as core as I thought.
mishma | Homepage | 08.27.06 - 12:39 am | #
Mishma, believe me, your comments are funny and sometimes even hilarious. Please don't let anyone change you. As far as I know, I am not paying your light bill so post away.
Oh, by the way, I don't want to be your BFF.
new reality show "skiing with the alligators"
I think that was 1/2 a compliment
LMAO mishma, I said I wouldn't look, but i DID. i need therapy. if i see that two-faced ass up in here again, shakin her shit, believe she said she was too busy for dlisted cuz she has kids???
o fuckin a, now i get the 'sassy are you a spy' shit. thank god hubby is back and he can focus on my 'real' kid cuz i am still like ....huh?
OOOOHHHH-KAY,
just read most of the fake blog, and tell me what the fuk are they complaining for? they're doing the same thing there (only worse) that we do here. what the fuk do i care about hair color for? are these guys serious?
i have missed so much! look at what?
fake blog?
Um Vampira, go to LS thread she's there. She says she was mad at MK at the time. I swear fake d-listed is like crack to me.
strap-on and Ennis you crack me up!!!
Ennis: http://www.haloscan.com/
comments...223038471614869
God, toasty again, LS? LS??? whodoa??
and http://www.haloscan.com/comments...37486467569678/
ooops Vampira...I mean JS Jessica Simpson
i tried to read that but it hurt my head. are these people for real?
Mishma, it was a compliment and a joke. I think you have a great sense of humor and the BFF comment was a reference to drama.
Beyonce prabably needed a foot massage after standing for hours in those shoes. Her hair probably weighs a ton so that didn't help. Maybe that is why she is standing like that. Her hair is heeeeaaaavvyyy. She had to lock her knees to keep from falling back.
It's all good meramari, I've been a bit um, sensitive lately
ugh, really? You guys are posting that haloscan shit again? You are just as bad as them. Get over it!
As for Beyonce, she was hot but now she's beginning to scare me! Esp. her videos.
ok mish i will go and report back to the compound. LMAO!
I wonder if Beyonce get PMS as bad as Mishma?
Sorry Ling, Ennis asked about it. Mod if you're here take them down please.
im lost.. am i in 1st grade again ala blog style? that link mishma is FUNNY as hell
i heart you mishma.lets get drunk and screw LOL! that song
is that the defunked dlisted people? umm how the hell do you get banned from the internets?
I better call the founder..Al Gore!!!
Sorry to sound like a bitch, but if you hate the fake dlist so much, why bring it up over and over again?
Lets talk about how Beyonce is slowly losing her mind. She looks like shes having convulsions in her videos.
bwahahaa, why dont we get drunk an sccrrrreewww.
Sigh I think we have said all that needs to be said about Bouncy Bidet. I'm going downstairs for a few then to bed.
oxoxoxox Ennis
Damn, how much more can be said about BeYawnce. MK needs to get home from the Last Chance Saloon and do a new post.
*okay, i am trying to get Last Chance Saloon to be the new catch phrase but it's not working--what, i thought it was funny.
I agree Ling. That's old shit.
I wonder how Beyonce feels about La Toya. Destiny's Child should have NEVER broken up.
Beyonce is tore up. She needs to go hide. The video is hilarious however.
Mishma, you are pathetic. You need to get laid. Badly.
I have said all that needs to be said. I mean
And isn't Beyonce lying about her age? Isn't she really like 31?
lol mishma god this is fucking entertainment~!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Mike.
DC should NOT have broken up! I agree! It's like all of them took a turn for the worse since they did break up!
MK needs to get home from the Last Chance Saloon and do a new post.
Mr. Peterson | 08.27.06 - 1:38 am | #
I like it but I did have to run to the memory bank.
No I need to die. That would probably make you happy, amirite?
i am watching Jeff Foxworthy GOD! that fucker is funny as hell
i love hesh b ohh
Didn't Michelle come out with a CD? Bad bad bad move. Her voice is good but the songs weren't.
Ling, that was their downfall. WHY must she continue to assault us with her "music"?
Again. Ennis, you crack me up -- guess you are recovering from the sleepover.
OK, there was some race shit? The animated butt said there was some racist comments here, but still shouted out. Yet still, I gotta tread carefully. This will totally sound cliche, but my bff is black and calls out ALL the ho's, my hubby is mexican and laughs about the spics, i am european and i fuckin hate to be called white, like some puff pastry.
Plus Michelle lost a gripload of weight.. she's gotten ooooogly!
oh yeah!! let's now do an in depth study of destiny's child, including a chronological timeline of every day of their lives, yeah, that would be better.
OMG Ling!!! She looks terrible!! It aged her about 20 years.
mishma | Homepage | 08.27.06 - 1:42 am | #
no, i wouldn't go that far, but you seem to have a lot of hate inside of you directed at these people. Their comments are stupid but shit, give it up. You seem to be a miserable person. Go for a run. Get laid. DO SOMETHING!
Better than reading 2 month old drama.
yeah, but only if you can dig out your old seventeen magazines and compare pictures.
To some Ling to others it is not.
What was Destiny's child breakthrough record?
JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE ASKED ABOUT THE DAMN THING SO I GAVE THEM THE LINK. I THINK THE WHOLE THIS IS AS FUNNY AS SHIT. CAN I DO ANYTHING RIGHT? FUCK Y'ALL.
argh i still dont have the link! bitches I NEEDS entertainment..my hubby is passed out
Say My Name, and i only know this cuz it was on Kidz Bop.
Mr. Peterson | 08.27.06 - 1:51 am | #
hahahaha!
Mishma, you just need an outlet. Maybe you should give the computer a break for a couple of hours.if that isn't do-able, try one hour. If for nothing else, think of your poor eyes. The strain they must be under!
Ennis it is all in the archives. Thursday, Posh post.
Is Beyonce the lead singer?
lol @ kidz bop! my daugher has kids bop 4!
fuck, ennis it's there. older ones on posh thread. here or on jessica, a more recent one, which puzzles me, cuz i thought they shut it down?
Dear Lord, it is almost 2am. let's hope there will be a new post when we all arise.
and mishma, in the immortal words of billy joel--"don't go changin', to try and please me......(or your haters) night all
that guy...yeah, you are that guy.
Shes been hanging out with Jay Z too long...who the hell told her she could rap? This is awful...I cant believe Im saying this...but Paris sounds better than this...and thats not saying much~
Ennis it is KidZ Bops not KidS Bops, silly. It make it edgier with a Z.
How many volumes of those things are out there? And who is making all that money from them?
god vampira i am too lazy to look..wtf am I looking at anyway?
LMFAO
i have seen the haloscan ones.im glad that 'internets' people have made a place to play
i loved dayanara's avie!
omg meramari!! my daughter LOVES those CD's along with cheetah girls and hannah montana which sold out here in Phoenix..damn the tweens!!
"It make it edgier with a Z."
That is just so wrong. I apologize for that and any past or future typos.
Is Beyonce a family name?
vampira, mishma, ennis et al,
just browsed the site and i had no idea my rants the other day bothered so many. for that i truly apologize. i'm black and i don't appreciate it when some who comment seem to save their meanest, vilest comments for some black celebs. i'm speaking of celeb hater who IMO isn't funny in many of her comments, but especially when she comments on black celebs. when she said something about the survivor cast so early in the morning i sorta lost my temper and it carried over the day. what i like about being here is the humor displayed without any ethno-centric slants. i won't comment anymore towards that end as it brings down the ambience i love so much here and i am truly sorry for offending anyone. to the head all...
LA is in bed right now masturbating whilst thinking of all the comments MK threw her way todayShondi(8/20/7
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now that shit is funny!!!
"Tenacious B & The First Signs of Retardation"
the new album, coming soon
Mini-B, aka Rihanna, better watch her back.
The next single is going to be called
'My Weave Around Yo Neck'
strap baby wtf is the link?
and you offend NO ONE here and don't apologize for SHIT..ya heard! lol
OMG! Ennis, I am in San antonio and was able to get 6 tickets on the morning they went on sale. I was on two different phones and two computers 30 minutes before ten and I still got bumped to Level 2 pricing. Needless to say, I am my daughter's hero.
Maybe Beyonce could open for the Cheetah Girls?
ennis -- i really do not want to tread on history in which i had no part, but sassy ass had her ass all up in the most recent other blog. i dunno, i guess you can come here then go there and trash or fraternize with the trashers?
http://www.haloscan.com/
comments...223038471614869
strap-on -- how the f could you ever offend anyone? this shit is off the chain!
here ya go ennis,
http://www.haloscan.com/comments...37486467569678/
the shit is funny, i was just bothered that stuff they mentioned i was responsible for.
vampira, that was already posted zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The next single is going to be called
'My Weave Around Yo Neck'
TheBreakdown | Homepage | 08.27.06 - 2:07 am | #
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LMAO!!! Thank you for that!
mishma i HEART you
blogs make me laugh
and we need to go drinking next time I an in LA
*smooches*
I heart sassy's ass!
dont care if I am hated!!!!!!
vampira,
i know right? usually that's what i aim for.
it seems to me beyonce is playing that fairytale character Alize-toria, "the ho' of the lake." she comes riding in on the backs of alligators and trades sex for hogs on the bayou. gawd, anybody ever knock down warm cabernet sauvignon? nasty shit!
killer -- you kill me.
OOOH MISC I MEAN CA
oh and damn mish..did fake dlisted ppl really make a blog??????/
what is it?
Beyonce is old. Let it go girl, it's over.
Ennis -- glad you could link. I'm sure she's said some funny shit here. But all I knew was the double-agent comments on Posh thread and then this link was given and it kinda stank. To each their own, it's all good in cyberspace.
Ennis - LMAO, you are truly confusing me!......or maybe not.....
vampira i am SO curious and want the link
what's wrong with that song? i like it. and it is way better than 99% of what gets played on the radio or the clubs. you want a crappy song, pick on Justin Timberlake, or anything by Nick &/or Jessica, or Ashley. Those are all embarassing. the video is stupid, but videos are ALWAYS stupid.
Uh oh I see I got a shout out today...heh.
meeeeeshma, oh meeeeeshma?
ever see "Gidget?"
"bop ba ba ba ba bop babadaba"
"if you're in doubt about angels being real."
(bop ba ba ba ba bop babadaba)
"i can arrange to change any doubts you feel."
(bop ba ba ba ba bop babadada)
"wait'll you see my mishma, you'll want her for your valentine!"
"you're gonna say, she's all that you adore,
but stay away, mishma is spoken for!"
"you're gonna find, that mishma is myyyeeeeeeeennnnneee!!!"
(bop ba ba ba ba bop babadaba)
i could've soooo lived in the sixties! hope you feel better luv.
Ennis:
http://www.haloscan.com/
comments...223038471614869
Shondi.....I do like this grav much better than your other one.
strap-on -- you are f'in weird in a very good way.
OK that is an old link I now see. If Ennis really wanna look, there was like Aug 24 comment links on the F to the O Posh thread. I refused to look under principle, but now that I know it goes into haloscan 'whocares-ville' to hit it, I will.
My post was delete. WTF? Great! If you see what I posted about MK in Juley. Go to the Jess thread. Hope it's there.
*July*
vamps,
thanks, i think. i work hard at it.
Mouise...I love you hot bitch and we know that is you. Night love.
XOXOXOXOXO
PS..Thanks for this blog!
Sassy Ass *Cathy* | Homepage | 07.06.06 - 11:08 pm | #
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There it is girl.
Sassy Ass *Cathy* | Homepage | 07.06.06 - 11:08 pm | #
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There it is girl.
vampira | 08.27.06 - 3:00 am | #
Yep, I posted that shit in JULY! What is the point? Show me where posted shit in the last month? Waiting!
Hear, hear coffey! I, for one, couldn't give a rat's ass what MK thinks...he's just not part of my world. And thank yahweh for Hot Shit!
Shondi | Homepage | 07.03.06 - 12:31 pm | #
Shondi | Homepage | 07.03.06 - 12:31 pm | #
Anonymous | 08.27.06 - 3:26 am | #
Wow! Are you that bored? You copied something from 7/03/06. Email me and we will talk, ok? I am up for a challenge.
wow.
sassy, reading that blog all i see is those people talking about dl and how lame it is since you all left and how to infiltrate and take over a thread and on and on. are you guys really that delusional that you think we on dl care about that shit? seriously? with one blogger justifying spying on dl cause it's fun to see how "bad" it is now? don't you see how pathetic that is, how ironic? you guys are like the psycho girlfriend that keeps showing up in the same places after the breakup. move the fuk on why dontcha? pathetic.
Fuck i went to aug 23, and yeah shondi, i gotta be straight up, you aren't there on that day, but the av's of the lab dog with the big sunglasses and Holie in the St John's ads were there. as was katiescarlett and robert deniro. i feel like i gotta wash my mouth out a bit. and i wanted to take gracie's link to aug 24 but it led nowhere, wasn't sure why. But, eureka, at the very end of the LLLOOOOONNNNGGG ASSSSSSSSS Super Boring 8/23 thread, in which the charismatic leader (aka the pickle) was absent, there was a call for ABORT, ABORT like the Von Trapp's at the Abbey when that Nazi boy blew the whistle. LMAO! WTF? Really, that shit was too hot to be on DL back in the day? No wonder I didn't settle here before! And I guess they miss Stoney and Miz, well wouldn't we all?
sorry shondi=sassy ass in my 2 am world. the rest i stand by.
omg she really must hate animals. I think B is finished, her album will flop and she will go crazy.
she's trying too hard to be eccentric, and all she actually gets to be is ridiculos. ever since the dreamgirls thing, she thinks she's constantly acting and she's intense in some scenes, way too intense. she's even trembeling in the clip of Deja Vu. and she's changed her style way too much. she was known for booty shaking and now she's head shaking and throwing her hair everywhere. yuck. i used to be a fan, but i'm terribly dissapointed.
First, she was killing dogs, calling them furs and wearing them.
Now...she is killing crocodiles.
I told you all she was swamp pussy!
Here is the proof!
Click on this link ~~> LOL!
[Thanks to MiamiGreg in the Crunk + Disorderly comments. ]
I love this song and video!
boring. We're done with you. She is a very attractive woman but when she opens her mouth...
what is dl?
That Ring the Alarm single cover is like Barbarella meets The Crocodile Hunter meets Bond Girl Rosie Carver...but not in a good way.
And is that swimsut from the House of Dereon?
Oh man, Bedonce. You needs to stop diversifying, and stick to the things you do best, which are singing, shaking your ass, and eating Popeyes. Your forays into acting and fashion design are hurting your music career! Come on! You've written better songs than this! Girl, you know LaTavia and LeToya are laughing at you right now, right?
And don't worry about Rihanna. I saw her do a live performance on a late night talk show the other night and dayum! She needs to call Diddy and get some Proactive. She also needs to fire her makeup artist because her face looked like greasy, melting silly putty. Oh yeah, and she also needs voice lessons. Because she sounded like me, 3 beers into karaoke. And I can't sing for shit.
I thought she was skiing too until I scrolled down. I really think there needs to be a stage dad anonymous where Joe Jackson, Papa Simpson and this train wrecks father can get together, snort coke and look at kiddie porn. Then the reign of terror may be able to end
mishma | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 4:38 pm | #
I agree with you mishma! All these "Manager/Parents" whoring their kids out at any cost is getting ridiculous. Your child's well-being should be more important than fast cash. And for all the ignorant people who think that everyone is "Hatin' on Beyonce": She's just one of those stars who used to show their talent but now would rather show their ass. I still thinks that she has talent (sorta) but she's just trying too hard to be flashy and shes starting to lose her fans. That crazy-ass jumping, hair flipping, "acting" is really not neccessary. I do love her song Deja Vu, but the video is just...weird. I miss the booty shaking Beyonce! Most of all, I miss the old days where singing and dancing was all you needed to do to entertain people. The strip teases should be left to the strippers!
ok...some of you guys are taking this way too seriously...i'm no big beyonce fan, but some of the comments here are overkill....lol
...i'm sure she had the alligators killed and turned into shoes and a matching handbag. I really hate this bitch! Her music sucks! Why do people support this crap?
wait... i like it..
i like them both
i don't understand what the deal is
Oh dear, fasten your seat belt Be, cos your career is going DOWN!
The song is good, but the video and that cover... Oh Lordy...
OMG, what is going on with Beyonce? The new album sucks, the covers and videos are so lame. Her previous album had some good songs, but the 2 new ones are just horrendous...The alarm ringing throughout the song is so annoying, I can't believe Jay-Z didn't notice this shit sucks and tried to stop her...Poor B.
Don't worry, Jay. Bedonce's bedonkadonk is ample enough to cushion her fall when she falls on her ass. It's also got enough bounce to the ounce that she'll jump right back up.
I want a pumpkin soy latte, crepes, and a new post already.
She looks like Whitney Houston in the beginning - and we all know how well good old Whit turned out.
Forget Jay-Z! What about Kelly and Michelle? When my girlfriends are about to do something really stupid, I call the bitches on it!
-Hey, retard! Don't call your ex!
-White stretch pants? Not with that JLo doody-maker your hauling around.
-You're drunk. Give me your keys, you stupid biotch.
-Don't have epileptic seizures in your music videos, and also don't pose wearing porno heels in the bayou with alligators on ski pole leashes, on your single covers.
That's how girlfriends do.
wow...HATERS...shes Beyonce, she can do whatever she want to....at the end of the day she's still talented...even though Im not a fan of the ring the alarm video...Im still a fan of hers.
It IS a houndstooth pattern- Laurie.
My bad.
And it looks re-got-damn-diculous.
"what's wrong with that song? i like it. and it is way better than 99% of what gets played on the radio or the clubs."
Tim, that is exactly why I don't bother going out to night clubs anymore.
If I want to hear" top 40 "garbage, I can stay home and not pay to have my eardrums assaulted.
I was just talking to a friend about how stupid the majority of the music being played on top 40 stations is: "sexy/back"?, "buttons?", "london bridge"? all stupid as hell.
AND ANNOYING!
rip off weirdo kellis' song "i hate you so much right now" - ugh so basic
is she angry about something perhaps?
why didn't it work?
I just love how 'go' rhymes with 'door'. Uh.. 'do'
OK, I admit, I love the sirens But that's because I chase tornados. And I need therapy.
She is some sort of epileptic. NO?
She is so spoiled acting. And the stuff she wears. Not pretty. Move on bring it down way down. It doesn't have to be so tacky and over the top.
Less makeup, less hair, better singing and dancing,less trash. Please for the love of god stop from turning yourself into what JAyz thinks is sexy. We all know black men are ruining black women. stop it. Your not a whore
The cover for that single is so ridiculous, so absurd. What the hell was she thinking?
avatar check, 1, 2.
Honestly, M Roux, I think that she done and lost her damn mind after that liquid diet she went on for Dream Girls.
Look at the clownfits that Nicole 'Penis Waist' Richie wears.
Bitches are just hungry. Low blood sugar makes you looney. But Bedonce's not stoopit...she's not on that diet anymore (Popeye's breathed a sigh of relief). We just need her stabilize is all.
JosiePie....
:
kevin federline > beyonce
wow. she's skiing with alligators. she's the 'alligator hunter' maybe she can get a show on animal planet.
that song is probably the worst song i've ever heard
Nicole 'Penis Waist' Richie wears.
miso | 08.27.06 - 12:49 pm | #
I love that! We should just give Nicole the name "Penis Waist" from now on!
the problems with B started when she DUMPED her father as her manager, and decided to do everything on her own. Bad move. She needs to bring daddy back onto the scene.
Beyonce's WAY overrated... and has a wonky eye envious of Paris'.
it sucks.
I like the song and the video. Beyonce is better than Penis Hilton & Jessica Simple put together.
I liked the song and the video!?!?!
beyonce is about to come off her throne real quick. Homegirl thinks she is invincible. She is in for a good dose of reality as "Ring the Alarm" is an annoying song and the video is just plain stupid!!!
i would like to see those alligators snathch her wig off!
tired of BeyondSane
I don't terribly hate the song (wouldn't say I really like it, either) but the video is downright awful. It doesn't flow at all.
Also, angry is not a good look for Beyonce. She should stop.
i can't bear to listen, are there really sirens? like when you have the radio on when your driving and you think for a minute there is an ambulance or a cop car beyond you and you need to move over? that kind of siren in a song?
I really like the video and the song! The CD is hot too.
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING THAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAALLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARM.
Does bitch think that she can just fucking scream for 4 minutes and call it a single?
She used to have talent but now she thinks she's a diva so she can just scream her lungs out and the records will sell themselves. Ew.
She's lightened her skin.
And lost her awesome curves.
Now she just goes all epiliepsy in her videos and calls it dancing.
Bitch is insane.
If you're out there, old Beyonce, please come home...we miss you.
My mother who knows NOTHING about pop culture heard "Deja Vu" and said...
"Who's this black girl? She's just yelling"
...she was spot on.
Ok, I am now on a computer that can play this video and my eyes are bleeding as I write this. WTF WAS THAT FUCKING SHIT? It was like Showgirls, Basic Instinct and Sleeping With the Enemy in some bad lsd trip that makes you run into the woods, fleeing from the assorted skeletons and mammoth earthworms with teeth that are chasing you. Oh my God, that is going to give me a flashback I just know it.
Hold me
Damn 388 comments on Beyonce, yall really are some haters. Is she really worth all of ur time. LMAO
holy shit, beyonce about to knife somebody! (and he probably deserves it)
That's what I'm saying...I mean all these damn comments for people who are calling her bitches and hoes...that's messed up. I mean she's not particularly on my high list of singers, but I do know when not to be disrespectful. And all of these people out here talking about her really gonna be mad when she's laughing all the way to the bank...
I see I'm not the only one that was thinking Beastie Boys when I heard that song.HA HA Beyonce has nothing new. JUst like her cover she's feeding her fans a Crock Of Shit
Her new lame ass single gave me a new appreciation for "I'm Bringing Sexy Back".
It's the only song tht could.
ok...what? Is she a scorned girlfriend or a really glamorous POW?
PS the song sucks!
She looks weird in this pic. I dont like it at all, why is she strangling the aligators? I hope PETA gets on her ass for this one. Her songs are bland, and remind me of JLo's music, the songs are all about furs, and rocks. WHat happened to the real music?
lol @ my ass is talking shit's post!
OK- just watched this vid
I hate when a reggae/dub classic "title" gets "looted" for the mainstream- very much a Gwen type move...give me the classic "Ring the Alarm" anyday.
The vid combines Jennifer Beals from Flashdance (on stage), Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct and both J-lo classic chillin' in her Miami beach mansion waitin' for her man and Mimi with the trench and high-ponytail...seemed like a good idea to play the "crazy" woman but woulda liked to see the man or the other woman- guess she got to caught up trying to squeeze in the fatigues and koo-koo ward mirror/ lipstick sequences- diz-amn B this vid is a mess and so is the song...gotta say, I would buy Paris' album before I bought this rehash of a hash and I normally make fun of Paris
I would rather "stars are blind" than B tryin' to wrangle gators and ring that alarm. whoa.
WHY ALL THE HATE FOR BEYONCE??? THIS ALBUM IS GOING TO SELL LIKE CRAZY!! HATERS SUCK ON THAT!
Is this her attempt to rip off Kelis because if it is then she failed the mission
Has she lost her mind?? She looks rediculous. OMG
Bwahahaha! Doesn't everyone put on a skimpy outfit and go into the dumping position while taking the gators out for their morning walk?
I'm so glad L baby is doing her thing showing who the real singer in destiny child is because Beyonce is trash for real.this video is a total bite from Kelis I hate you shit.I guess B feels like she has to run over her competition by biting but this video is trash ,this should not have been on the album.actually my man Rich sholud have done the whole album because his tracks made her career.On top of that she is looking whack to me know.
She's so wonderfully dumb. I would say "at least she has the singing thing going for her" and now it looks like she's fucking that up too.
She has taken a turn to Crazytown. What is with her seizure style dancing? The gators need to share some ludes...
I guess I disagree with most of you. What's wrong with the video? Sophie Muller and her crew wrote and directed the treatment, not Beyonce. Record company approved it. Sophie was trying to channel insanity...and it seems it worked since you all read it that way. Do you think Beyonce sits at home and writes the video synopsis and then takes it to some guy with a camera and acts it out? I don't know, I think she looks gorgeous, and is trying something new. I guess I'm not understanding the venom a lot of you seem to have for her. It almost seems personal.
Tell em' yogi! Haters
All mof you negative hatin' ass bitches! B is doing tha damn thang and aint nothing yall can do to stop her. Hell she has more hitrecords than all yall busters have money in in your accounts. She is creatively expressing herself and she can do just that based on the career she has had thus far. You jealous, envious, callous, surley motha fuckin haters!!!!!!!!!!
i'm sorry but i happen to like the song. i think this was just the prime time for all beyonce haters to vent since someone opened the floodgate with a negative blog post. i'm not a beyonce stan but all this hating cannot be good for you guys' well being LOL.
one thing i agree on, though, is that picture with the alligators is ridiculous. and i agree that something is not quite right with miss bey these days. she might be heading down the road that mariah, brandy, and even lauryn have traveled. right down to the crazy house.
i'm sorry but i happen to like the song. i think this was just the prime time for all beyonce haters to vent since someone opened the floodgate with a negative blog post. i'm not a beyonce stan but all this hating cannot be good for you guys' well being LOL.
one thing i agree on, though, is that picture with the alligators is ridiculous. and i agree that something is not quite right with miss bey these days. she might be heading down the road that mariah, brandy, and even lauryn have traveled. right down to the crazy house.
Damn, to be called a 'hater', first don't you need to be jealous? lmao If I danced like a rabid duck on crack and took a picture squeezing out a poot while skiing on some alligators, I would expect to be ragged a little. I'm sure she needs your pathetic ass coming to her defense. Assuming she can read, who cares what we say about her. I'm sure she has no lack of people sucking on her brown eye. You are just one more loser heiny smacker. Thank you, drive through please..
honestly i am not a huge fan of the video but i like the song, its a catchy tune.
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