First
2nd
Holy shite, I can't believe I am the first poster hurray for me!
Poor Aretha, she is a working time bomb.
i dont care what you think or say, i'd hit it!!!
dear holy hell. r-e-s-p-e-c-titties!!
Leave Ree alone! She's the queen and can't help herself...
Aretha has EARNED the right to walk around in exactly whatever the hell she wants. You don't talk to this DIVA like that, she has years of hits and #1 tracks that give her the authority to wear what she wants!!!
She should flash Joe Simpson and put a quick end his immoral life.
I loves Aretha!!
She should do a duet with Mooriah. They could ham it up together!
Holy Shit!
I bet she needs a steel-reinforced concrete toilet, with a garbage disposal installed, to make sure her logs don't clog up and wreck the local sewers.
I ain't even gonna mention her dirt-star. I have too much R-E-S-P-E-C-T to do that!
TWO AND 1/2 HOURS TO GO I CANNOT DO THIS, I'M GONNA SHANK SOMEBODY.
Damn that bitch is fat
Did someone say pie?
Those are some big breastlets she's got there.
Can't imagine what Aretha looks like completely naked........guessing she can't either?
Hey this has nothing do do with the picutres but i am a journalist 9who just happens to love Dlisted) and i'm writing an article about identity theft and how con artists are stealing the idetities of job seekers. If anyone has had this experience or knows soemone who has, please email me (belladana@gmail.com) to be interviewed! Thanks!
She is as big as a fucking house!!
I think naked she probably looks like Big Mama's House...Rent that..There's a nude scene.
holy potato!!!!
Mishma! You ok? slap the bitch and go in the bathroom and take a swig. Did you bring your flask today? LOL
She needs an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder! OMFG!
she doesn't need barbed wire...she needs a tent to wear instead of that dress.
Strap ON! you need an intervention, STAT
(belladana@gmail.com) to be interviewed! Thanks!
GO AWAY
EWWWWWWWWWWWW its Janet Charlton!!!!
Hey this has nothing do do with the picutres but i am a journalist 9who just happens to love Dlisted) and i'm writing an article about identity theft and how con artists are stealing the idetities of job seekers. If anyone has had this experience or knows soemone who has, please email me (belladana@gmail.com) to be interviewed! Thanks!
belladana | 08.30.06 - 5:09 pm | #
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I hope you have a good editor.
I'm not a journalist and I'm not doing a story on anything but I need someone with experience of paying my bills. I have an opening for that position so email me if you are interested in paying my bills this Sept.
Thanks!
I'm ok, Ennis, I just did a shot of my imposter White Diamonds, I feel better now
Talented woman and a true diva (in the good sense)--love her, but stop eating!
Bow to the Queen bitches!
Aretha has chunks of Maria, Celine, and Christina in her shit 'cause she can eat those ho's alive(literally)!
If you would like an interview, send me your W-2's , checking and savings balance,passport,paypal account and I will contact you after I run your credit.
Thanks so much!!!!
i bet A-Rod would like to stick his manmeat between those titties.
Which identity, belladana? There are so many to choose from
ooops! Mariah
patty cake | 08.30.06 - 5:16 pm | #
LMFAO! Shit if you find a taker let me know!
Mishma you'll just have to hit the bottle the MINUTE you get home tonite.
patty cake-LOL!
I thought Aretha was diabetic. If so, being so heavy is not going to help her diabetes. (maybe that is Patti LaBelle?)
Mishma..I highly recommend the nearest vending machine and 6 or 7 diet cokes!
Which identity, belladana? There are so many to choose from
mishma |
Everyone on here has like 7 email addresses, 4 or 5 fake names ...this is identity confusion central!!!
Hilarious!!
I think Craigslist Moscow would be a better place to post for that!!
Patty, I've already worked a 2 liter of Diet Coke.
I made a bet w/hubby that we wouldn't drink for two weeks. WTF was I thinking?
I'm not a journalist and I'm not doing a story on anything but I need someone with experience of paying my bills. I have an opening for that position so email me if you are interested in paying my bills this Sept.
Thanks!
patty cake | 08.30.06 - 5:16 pm | #
You're killin' me over here! 
When did the Queen of Soul become the Queen of Holy-Shit-I'm-a-barge?
I thought Star Jones had gastric bypass.
if she has a nip slip, someone in the 3rd row is gonna lose an eye.
Breasts of mass destruction.
I bet her areolas are as big as dinner plates.
Noooooooo, brain bleach, brain bleach, happy thoughts, happy place
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Wow...there ya go again mishma. COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN. For the love of God, no one wants to hear your problems with your "hubby" or "work" problems. As much time as you spend on this thing, I wouldn't be surprised if the job and the husband were both figments of your imagination!!
You made your comments. Now how about if your really at your damn job, DO SOME DAMN WORK. Hey! And then after work, if you really have a husband, SPEND SOME TIME WITH HIM!
TRY MAKING A BET TO STAY OFF THE COMPUTER FOR 2 WEEKS! HAH! THAT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE!
Sorry to the other posters but I thought this comment board was to bash celebrities and have fun. This poster "mishma" does nothing but complain about her personal life and I'm SO SICK OF IT. Oh, and one minute you say you don't care who I am and the next your telling me to stop being such a coward and admit who I am. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
I love Aretha's voice and bow to the Queen of Soul.
That being said, she's working her way up to "Planet of Soul".
Since Pluto just got the boot, she's got my vote for the newest planet in our solar system.
Toe and patty cake LMAO. Isn't this the same solicitor of bloggers from a couple weeks ago? You know that bitch is gonna ask us for name and social at the start of our interview.
mish where's Grumpy when you need him?
Sigh, ok. Go off topic feel the wrath.
I love Aretha Franklin, my #1 favorite female singer. It really worries me that she's so damn big and (seemingly) keeps getting bigger all the time. It is wonderful that she is still out there singing. I hope she's able to do that for a long time to come, but all that weight, which she doesn't seem interested in shedding, can't be good for her health--especially if she has diabetes. Like someone else already said, she's a ticking time bomb. *sigh* Damn. 
Deb | 08.30.06 - 5:33 pm | #
OMG! 
mishmasucks | 08.30.06 - 5:33 pm | #
Are you one of the whiny little twats who left for some silly reason?
I hadn't even noticed the last pic before I posted above.......I wish I were blind now. There's not enough eye bleach in this city for what ails me now.
Mishma...I almost feel bad because your life sounds sad. So very sad. MK, why don't you ban these desperate housewives so some people who were here with you from the beginning can comment and have fun like we used too. And no, I'm not part of any of that cheeto bullshit.
P.S. Aretha needs to lose some weight or she's going to have a heart attack no joke.
mishmasucks | 08.30.06 - 5:33 pm | #
you're the only person that has bitched about anything all day. two words for you: buzz kill.
devon a | 08.30.06 - 5:33 pm | #
For real! LOL
it's never a good thing when your breasts are bigger than your head...
TiredOldWhore...I don't mind any other poster. It's just mishma. Not funny, and always complaining about her very sad life.
It's ok once in a while but c'mon..she takes it to the extreme. And I never belonged to any of these little "internet cliques" trust me. I just have an opinion and I know you all love to gang up on someone who has an original opinion and goes against the herd.
Good Lord! Those straps must be made from Superman's hair!!
My back aches from my DD's! I can't imagine what it is like lugging those things around!
I have a question mishmasucks. Stoney went off topic today to complain about the dentist. I believe a couple other regs did the same but I get the wrath? Why is that? I think it's personal, I think you're obssessed with me and you need to go back to cheeto HQ and tell them what a tool I am, thxbye
why does it, yes, IT always pick on mishma?
I bet her boobs are like a freaking triple Z
56 ZZZ--work it girl!
Oh my Lord!
That last pic is SO wrong!
*faint*
She's gonna blow!
mishmasucks | 08.30.06 - 5:39 pm | #
I'm not ganging up on anybody. I'm not in any cliques either, you just sounded a bit like the whiny sisters from before.
Your opinion is yours, and you're free to state it.
HOLY, that last pictures sickens me, ewwwww. like look at them!
Gary Coleman | 08.30.06 - 5:07 pm | #
Gary, is that gonna be your new thing? Talking about how bad a celebrity can tear up a toilet? I hope not! 
56 ZZZ--work it girl!
Ennis Del Mar | 08.30.06 - 5:40 pm |
i bet you have to go to the Greek alphabet for milkjugs like those. she's at least a 44 Sigma.
original opinion on what mishmasucksyourhusbandsdick? like, um, her dress looks pretty?
if she has a nip slip, someone in the 3rd row is gonna lose an eye.
Professor Miss Grac
LMAO!! funny funny
Good Lord! Those straps must be made from Superman's hair!!
My back aches from my DD's! I can't imagine what it is like lugging those things around!
mikki | 08.30.06 - 5:39 pm | #
I was thinking that too....look how tired she looks in that last pic. Her face doesn't look too bad for her age at all, but the rest of her looks like she could blow any time soon.
save the whales, beach aretha!!!
Does she hire someone to pull the pearls from under her enormotits?
mishmasucks | 08.30.06 - 5:33 pm | #
Ah again, the people that can't skip avatars are back to talk shit under false aliases.
Mishma- I purposely look for yur crazy cats to read your posts. I am bright that way. I skip those I don't care for and move on. It's weird how that works!!
GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!
That last photo is wrong in so many ways!
What was she thinking, wearing this out in public?! Looks horrible!
Cover those things up, seriously!
Is that razor bumps on her breast? Looks like she shaves the hair off those things. On the positive side..She is one hell of a singer.
mishmasucks | 08.30.06 - 5:33 pm | #
If you are on here enough to know how much
mishma posts then you are just as "sad" as you say she is! And you complain a hell of a lot more too because Mishma jokingly complains and you TRULY are getting your panties in a twist about this and typing up page long discertations on the subject!
That said I had to call Elijah Wood and have my memory erased after viewing those enormous jugs.
That last picture is some sort of creul photoshop joke right?
holy mother.
PS- JESUS H CHRIST.
Those are HUGE Funbags!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I promise you I am not in with any other posters. In fact the one other time I posted, the only time I read about it was when someone linked that whole fake dlisted blog thingie. I'm someone who sort of went off on my own and just decided to read and not comment because it was so tiresome to scroll through the comments when they weren't funny.
I couldn't care less about going off topic, but you all only include yourselves in this. Any other new posters or posters you just simply don't know, you completely ignore.
And I'm not a "whiny twat" for having an opinion.
Mishma, just some advice, try looking at the bright side once in a while. If your having problems, why don't you go to a depression message board. I think that would be a better place for you and people could help you feel better, talk about your meds, etc.. This is not me being condescending at all...I'm being serious.
That last pic is FAKE! so obviously photoshopped!
day-um
Memo to ms. Franklin: you need a gay fashion advisor. No gay man would've let you outta the house in sleveless.
let's try to stick to the topic, people!
EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE.
Like a wire going through a block of cheddar.
C.mom!! can we ever have a day without someone bitching??
Mishma doesnt do off topic more than anyone else..really!
I have been on here for months..we all just joke around!
Be NICER!!!!!
would someone please milk her?
They look like two dinosaur eggs.
the side view of aretha reminds me of a well-stocked fridge. me hungry.
Everyone goes off topic, patty cake is right. If mishma's posts bother you, skip 'em.
would someone please milk her?
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 5:47 pm | #
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HA HA HA HA HA. That was awesome.
mishma leave me be!!! must...suckle...her...titty!!!
Everyone goes off topic, patty cake is right. If mishma's posts bother you, skip 'em.
TiredOldWhore | 08.30.06 - 5:50 pm | #
TOTALLY.
What did I say that was negative today? Other than I have 2 hrs to go and my boss was getting on my nerves? Pretty much what everybody else goes through. Listen, Mouse, (Ihave it on good authority it's you, dear) I think I have been pretty good today.
And she's always wearing something strapless or spaghetti straps with those watermelons; cover up....PLEASE!
daaaaamnnnnn i didn't think it was too bad 'til i saw that last pic!!! it's like two waterbeds!!! she needs to lay off the soul food BIG TIME
vadge, nice Suri shit
That's all I caught as well Mish.
Don't warry about the it!! Post on!
mishma | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 5:52 pm | #
you called her a Camel Toe on a Rampage. that was my fave part.
Alright, I apologize. Mishma, didn't mean to single you out. I don't come here and read the comments all day and all night. But when I do pick random posts and scroll through the comments, it's yours that I read. Maybe it's coincidence.
I had an avatar at one point and made comments and was very friendly with everyone. Unfortunately since I didn't jump on the bandwagon when that whole cheeto thing formed and took a break, I was ignored.
I've been reading dlisted before most of you even knew about it. I know that doesn't matter, but the point is, I guess I just don't understand why the regulars can't be friendly with people who are not "one of them" as well. Not to say you are mean, but I certainly wouldn't come here for some chit chat if I were bored at work. Because I would be ignored.
mishmasucks - no one wants to hear you bitch about mishma, believe it or not
For crying out loud MISHMASUCKS - shut the fuck up and enjoy the catty gossip!
On the positive side..She is one hell of a singer.
snoopy | 08.30.06 - 5:44 pm | #
Understatement of the year!
mishmasucks,
what? there's nothin else on the internet for you? take this blog as it is or just fuk off. it's really that simple.
And as insulting as I have been, accusing me of being Mouse was a low blow!
mishmasucksyourhusbandsdick, are you belladana?
if i give you a damn interview will you leave her alone?
can you say celebrity fit club calling? seriously, aretha is an icon but she needs an intervention. her obesity is going to kill her.
she needs to double-bag those party hats.
How can you even go there??? This is the fucking queen of soul. You have no class & frankly most of you people commenting have no class either, look at yourselves in the mirror...pathetic
Listen whoever hates me, I talk to everyone. Not just regs. If an anon says something funny I acknowledge it. I like everyone on this board. I used to be on the outside looking in, I know how it feels. That is why I am so bewildered. Everyone goes off topic then BAM I do and it's, YOU SUCK. Oh f' it, I'm tired (ooo negativety) see y'all manana.
mariah carey?
I'm ignored all the time!! I could care less! I'm a semi-new poster. I have been reading for a long time now. I do enjoy hearing the banter between the regulars. If you don't like what you read- skip it! It's easy!
I have to admit that I TOTALLY miss Morticia tho. I never talked to her but she always made me laugh a lot! She always said the most crass stuff. Anyone talk to her?
Why ishn't anyone in her camp giving her advice? This is unacceptable. Unacceptable. I am so sorry, I know women who are fat should be proud of their size but this is unacceptable.
She could wear something more flattering. She is a pretty lady. What the HELL is her problem?
How embarrassing.
And Aretha if you want to sell albums, look decent at least!!!!
This is a very talented woman and her people and publicists are letting her out like this?????????
I have to admit that I TOTALLY miss Morticia tho. I never talked to her but she always made me laugh a lot! She always said the most crass stuff. Anyone talk to her?
Lobotomy Eyes | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 5:57 pm |
Ditto. I REALLY miss her STFU av!!!
I have to admit that I TOTALLY miss Morticia tho. I never talked to her but she always made me laugh a lot! She always said the most crass stuff. Anyone talk to her?
Lobotomy Eyes | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 5:57 pm |
Ditto. I REALLY miss her STFU av!!!
mishmasucks | 08.30.06 - 5:33 pm | #
If you are on here enough to know how much
mishma posts then you are just as "sad" as you say she is! And you complain a hell of a lot more too because Mishma jokingly complains and you TRULY are getting your panties in a twist about this and typing up page long discertations on the subject!
missb | 08.30.06 - 5:45 pm | #
So on the money, missb! 
THis bitch needs ot go on flava of love
I wont be ignored!!!!
My god Mishma hater are you gonna boil a bunny?
Say something funny and we'll recognize!!!
This is not a competition its pure bullshit...if you arent feeling the love ask for a hug or something. I can come over and hold your hand. In the mean time Mishma is crying and I have to go make her brownies and wipe her tears until her husband gets home...damn see what you've done???
**dies**That's a damn HAMTROCITY!!!
maybemishmadoesntsucksomuch | 08.30.06 - 5:53 pm | #
I'm still new here myself, and I don't feel like the "regs" ever ignored me. But I would still post even if they did. I just don't see why you're so upset because she goes off topic, we've all done that.
My god Mishma hater are you gonna boil a bunny?
Patty, you are on a roll today! LMAO!!!
cmon people. aretha is just a big ole church lady at heart. if you don't know then you can't talk. they get like that, big ole soft boobies like pillow cushions. if you were a kid growing up around that you'd have a soft spot in your heart for them regardless of health. what am i saying, we don't have hearts here! lol
so THAT'S a pearl necklace....
OMG MY EYES -- I just saw the real last pic. Fuck those are razor bumps! Bitch has nipple hair over her entire tit!
so THAT'S a pearl necklace....
anan | 08.30.06 - 6:03 pm | #
I bet A-Rod gave it to her.
omigod that cant be healthy. and her back must be killing her.
Tired old WHORE...THANKS
I love to pull out the boiled bunny reference whenever possible!
I wont be ignored!!!!
My god Mishma hater are you gonna boil a bunny?
Say something funny and we'll recognize!!!
patty cake | 08.30.06 - 6:00 pm | #
LMFAO!
Lobotomy Eyes | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 5:57 pm | #
I read your posts LE, I think you're funny as hell.
Tired old WHore
I left you a message about Angelina on the other thread.
you know you girls are hypocritical. you have no problem calling vince vaughn or val kilmer fat, yet when a humongous cow like this comes up, you refuse to talk trash because she's a WOMAN.
I think I just might lose my lunch!!
Oh......was that yesterday's or today's?
and it's not just her. you all defend belly clarkson, and many others too.
celebrity hater | 08.30.06 - 6:06 pm | #
you haven't read much of the thread, have you?
I hope Mishma is ok...
We'll make her laugh tomorrow gals!!
I gotta go walk the dogs.
cya later!
You queens are on fire today...."superman's hair & pearls under the enormotits"...I am at my desk crying, I mean tears are streaming down my face. Oh my God. Funny, funny, funny.
i didn't know that jabba the hut had titties :D
wow. can you imagine titty-fucking that? those are like 2 big walruses on her chest.
Oh and by the way on topic..
Aretha Franklin is fat.
oh good jesus ! how the hell are those straps holding?
AWWW! Thank Tired Old Whore.
Your name is awesome btw!
Horrified | 08.30.06 - 5:59 pm | #
She's Aretha motherfucking Franklin, the Queen of Soul. A legend. Not Beyonce, OK? It doesn't matter what she looks like; it matters what she sounds like.
I'm as worried for her health as anyone, but come on...
I love fat girls. I'm totally a chubby chick and proud of it.
I try and make fun of everyone equally!!
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 6:07 pm | #
Seriously...
Holy shitcakes, I could have done without that last photo. I'm going to have nightmares now.
She's Aretha motherfucking Franklin, the Queen of Soul. A legend. Not Beyonce, OK? It doesn't matter what she looks like; it matters what she sounds like.
I'm as worried for her health as anyone, but come on...
Mama Roux | 08.30.06 - 6:10 pm | #
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word.
aretha fucking rocks. i used to work with one of her producers who said she was the ONLY artist he ever worked with who never had to do retakes. spot on. every. single. time. vocal freak of nature and a producer's wet dream he used to say.
apparently her god forgot about size infinity bras.
Thanks, Anon!
Well, I'm not questioning her talent in any way. Just her fashion sense. Seriously. Have some self r-e-s-p-e-c-t.
My dad worked in a hotel when he was young, he met her. She made him get her cigarettes, and food in the middle of the night. Not funny, just thught I would share.
I see there are angry people here again. Thats not going to stop is it?
Failing the pencil test for damn sure.
Nice pearl necklace
yeah yeah she sang respect blah blah blah, she's still as fat as a subdivision
Aretha's a fat fuck...
damn I go to the post office and miss all the fun. I didn't know that you have to 'recognized' by regular posters to post here..mishmasucks where are the applications? fuck...am I going to have to pay MK for all these posts I did without being accepted first?
thank you Aretha Frankin, your pics make my DD's look like I am a member of the itty bitty titty committee
Too bad this chick's never gonna find those pearls again! Unless someone's got a forklift handy...
Failing the pencil test for damn sure.
Randi | 08.30.06 - 6:20 pm | #
lol!!!!
HOLY **** All hail the Queen!
I love Aretha Franklin. She has one of those voices, like Billie Holliday, that is a gift from god. 100 Years from now people will know about 'Retha and kids will be going Beyonce who?????
Still, she has to loose some serious weight to avoid some serious health problems.
Please Aretha, start revamping your diet and start living a bit more healthy. YOu need to be around for many, many years. No one compares to you
Ohh....I don't really know what to say here, only that dress needs to be a little bigger on top.
Mama Roux | 08.30.06 - 5:59 pm | #
Thanks Mama!
Poor thing!
Her spine must be crushed with backache...
Jesus H. motherfuckin' Christ!!!! I love, and I mean LOVE this woman and her countless contributions to soul, but...can you IMAGINE the cheese curds underneath those semi-deflated funbags???
Sweet fucking baby Jesus in a dildo store!!!!
Now I'm going to have nightmares. Of watermelons that attack people.
sweet jesus I have never seen anything so revolting in my life. She better keep on doing gigs, cuz her clothes HAVE to all be custom made. Is there even a size known to mankind that those tits are? 49 triple gazillion???
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
omg Noni, I shouldn't laugh at that, but I must.
i'm down with recycling as much as the next guy, but what is with this trend of wearing your old wedding dress to celeb parties?
Those are the biggest titties I ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
OMGOODNESS!!!! MAYBE IS ONE OF THOSE DIAMOND COATED FISHING LINES STRONG ENOUGH TO LIFT A WHALE....THAT POOOOOOR DRESS!!!
one twinkie away from a coronary.
Ennis, big penis hubby, double d's, now please don't say we can also bounce a quarter off your ass!! Bitch!
the fuckwad's logic was all over the place, let's not even go there.
That strap on her right shoulder is just about to saw off her arm. I guess that's ONE way to drop a quick 50 lbs.
oooo you stretched the box. shame. shame.
has she always been..umm large? I don't remember what she looked like back in her hay day?
perez hilton went here two weeks ago and got beat down for her.
you need to leave aretha alone. so many other celebrities who need a good ass kicking and you bang on aretha.
maybe it's true: fags *are* superficial.
Fail the 'pencil' test? She would fail the 'smith-corona typewriter' test.
Ennis, big penis hubby, double d's, now please don't say we can also bounce a quarter off your ass!! Bitch!
devon a | 08.30.06 - 6:42 pm | #
I agree. Next she's gonna try and tell us she's a "natural blonde" and wipes her tight ass with $100 bills.
Suse, she would fail the Chevy Suburban test too.
LMAO gracie!
ok...im a silent reader yet a constant presence on these boards. I love all the regs (mishma-you go girl).. but can anyone tell me what avatar and the cheeto group means? that would explain a lot to me.
p.s. that would be one hell of a moterboat!
no no those two are true
I shared too much. I'll stop, I don't want a stalker like mishma
devon a | 08.30.06 - 6:47 pm | #
Actually, you don't have to come here that often to know that "Mischma" is on here 24/7. Look at all the comments for some past posts. It doesn't take that long to see who is on here ALL the time. She must have literally no life. Seriously look at her avatar. Is that your freaking cat? I'm going to assume that you found that on the internet somewhere. There are alot of people who are on here ALL the time. The same avatars every time... How does the boss not realize what you do with your time when you are at work? Your life does seem really pathetic and I don't visit this site that often. Just sayin. Maybe it's not. None you would be any less pathetic just because we are not here to call you out on it.
And I'm not a "whiny twat" for having an opinion.
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Actually mishmasucks, you are a whiny twat and no one here wants to hear your opinion.
kriseliz35 | 08.30.06 - 6:51 pm | #
avatar = the pictures you see sprinkled next to the posts in these comments.
cheeto group = a bunch of disgruntled former dlisters who left and put together their own blog so they could monitor and critique what everyone was posting here after they left.
yeah yeah she sang respect blah blah blah, she's still as fat as a subdivision
celebrity hater | 08.30.06 - 6:20 pm | #
Gee, really? I never noticed before. *rolls eyes*
And she sang a hell of a lot more than "Respect," celebrity hater!! There is so much gold in her Atlantic Records catalogue: I Never Loved A Man The Way That I Love You, Lady Soul, Aretha Now, Spirit In The Dark, etc. Aretha has many more classic albums than most singers will ever produce. Her voice is truly a gift to us all.
Obviously, she needs to lose a lot of weight (I've already said that). But just because she's as big as a house doesn't mean she isn't way more than deserving of our R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Goddamnit. :D
Actually I am not that "mishmasucks" person and no a person is not a whiny twat as you call it because they have an opinion. How old are are some of the people who post here? Do you have children? I hope not. I just think it's sad that some of the people on here are wasting their lives making fun of people that are better than them.
Off to the real world. You should try it!
How does the boss not realize what you do with your time when you are at work? Your life does seem really pathetic and I don't visit this site that often.
IT'S TRUE | 08.30.06 - 6:58 pm | #
What's pathetic is someone making an envious comment, and then following it up with an insult. Oxymoron, or just moron?
if you want some attention, why don't you post something funny too?
Off to the real world. You should try it!
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Bye!!!
Aretha can wear whatever she wants.
beacause she's ARETHA
I've been reading Dlisted along time, recommend it to all I know. I post a comment from time to time but don't usually join in the back and forth chats. I like reading the regs comments. I love the drinking parties where ya'll start passing cocktails around!
Morticia is one of my faves. . .Stoney, Gary Coleman, Pats and NoAnjil...there's too many to list.
Personally I think sometimes it's funny to read others venting about tooth aches, head aches, bitchy co-workers or camel toes!
Over all it's just not THAT serious. It's just sarcastic and funny.
FYI . . .I read a week or so ago that Morticia was going to be absent for a while. She was moving and didn't know when she'd get back on line again.
Used to be another funny comment poster here, prico latino but not seen anything for a while. Too bad.
I'm going to assume from nowon that the angry posters are just celebs who can't take a few jabs at their expense. Or if it's just normal people, then you seem to spend alot of time and energy concerning how many times, or how long some people stay on this site. if you are so busy in your "real worl" why are you paying so much attention to what goes on here??? I post on this site under a name often, and I don't give a shit how many times other people post, or if they go off topic. Stop hating other people for enjoying their time on here, specifically Mishma who seems to get the brunt of it. DOes she effect your life in anyway...if you don't come here often, then she, or anyone else shouldn't. and while I am not part of a clique and am often ignored, I don't really care because I don't come here and post in order to be acknowledged for what I say. I do it because the posts and the commets provide with with amuesment during the long day. So please, if you don't like the amount of post, the off topic stuff, or being ignored, you should just suck it up and move on with your ever so fullfilling life. but don't call someone out for the amount of time they spend on here, becuase I'm sure they, and everyone els don't really give a shit. Thanks. Bye.
Aretha~ my love!~ what are you doing to your body! Your lungs can't hold all that tittie weight and I don't want you dying on me now you hear?????
for the love of god, mk is funny enough without having to read the comments, which requires an extra click here. just enjoy his posts if it bugs you so much.
you would have to have plenty of time to look at all the time stamps on each and every comment thread after reading each and every post, more time than you care to admit.
nice try though. i'll just keep mixin up my id sans avatar so you only have to track the habits of 25 people.
and all this, no, i'm not this person or from that snackfood club is bullshit.
irl500girl - they're all on the fake DListed list....
BILLY!!!
what up, ho! aretha's titties are almost as big as xtina's hair!
billy balls!!
give us a 'would you rather' for Aretha!
That last pic looks like it belongs on a Perez expose post. That being said, one day I hope to be powerful enough and well respected enough to get far and not give a damn
I'm really sad for her health, but she still rocks! One of the best female vocalists of all time...
And some of you complain about Madonna showing some skin! At least Madge has the body for it.
i think I am gonna vomit
I didn't realize she had gained so much weight. It cannot be healthy. I think the last picture is VERY unflattering.
Someone should whip her a$$ damn WTF
yeah, i don't ever post until i get home from work, so i don't expect anyone to respond, but i think "mishmasucks" and "anonymous" are just trying to piss everyone off...and it's working, so they won i guess.
ps--really sad if these people are in their 20's and 30's--ya know out of high school?
i'm down with recycling as much as the next guy, but what is with this trend of wearing your old wedding dress to celeb parties?
baby
tee hee hee
I love the smith corona typewriter comment!!
Show a little respect...just a little bit
just a little bit!!
f topic stuff, or being ignored, you should just suck it up and move on with your ever so fullfilling life. but don't call someone out for the amount of time they spend on here, becuase I'm sure they, and everyone els don't really give a shit. Thanks. Bye.
WORD!!!
I LOVE ARETHA! Her boobs=4 of my heads. i bet i weigh as much as them!
But she still looks glamourous! Go Aretha
OMFG
Out of curiosity, what is the fake dlisted site? And why did everyone leave?
I'm semi-regular, but never understood why sme of the regulars left
I made a bet w/hubby that we wouldn't drink for two weeks. WTF was I thinking?
mishma | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 5:27 pm | #
There is no *I* in WE. So if *I* drink, that's not the same as *WE* drinking, so long as he doesn't touch a drop. You get my point?
mishmasucks is voicing her opinion and she is right.
billy, do you have a linky for Star. Then they can splain it.
yeah, i don't ever post until i get home from work, so i don't expect anyone to respond, but i think "mishmasucks" and "anonymous" are just trying to piss everyone off...and it's working, so they won i guess.
ps--really sad if these people are in their 20's and 30's--ya know out of high school?
DIVABOSSB$TCH | 08.30.06 - 7:33 pm | #
Someone needs a time-out.
i think her nipple burned a hole through the dress in the last pic.
OK. Its time for an intervention here.
One of her breasteses weighs more than me.
OMG I cant stop laffing @ this pic, I love Aretha but DAYUM woman
She should be doing Large & In Charge Chubby Chasing Porn Now.
mishmasucks is voicing her opinion and she is right.
Tushkin | 08.30.06 - 7:46 pm | #
Yeah, and who the fuck are you that we should care if you say "she is right"?
She is a genius. The dress was a mistake. Let's forget it; there's no one like her.
OMG, her pearls are caught up under her big ol' tittays! BWAHAHAHAHA!
(Wonder what else is in there?)
Jeeze Louise-
this is the point that all you 'regs' that go through all the trouble to pic out avies and hang on here all day dont get-
your inability to get your point across with out being crass and rude speaks volumes.
This is turning into bullies on a playground atmosphere and oh I have been here longer then alot of you,so fuck you with your know it all attitude,Louise...or does being a blog regular make you popular around the dinner table?
i dont care how many awards she's won in her lifetime or her legacy..
THATS JACK NASTY!!
two words for her BREAST REDUCTION!!
she would look FAR BETTER.
looking at the last picture you can tell one boob is bigger than the other and lopsided.
she must be really happy living with the backpain having those overfilled jugs gives her back.
Titty monster wrapped in gauze. Is that 5 o'clock shadow on her behemoth boobs or razor burn? Nasty, ashy and looks like she smells.
OMG, her pearls are caught up under her big ol' tittays! BWAHAHAHAHA!
(Wonder what else is in there?)
Whisper | 08.30.06 - 7:50 pm | #
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Whisper, a ham sandwich and my car keys.
Tushkin,
mishmasucks voiced her opinion rudely, that may create the atmophere for response?
does being a blog regular make you popular around the dinner table?
Tushkin | 08.30.06 - 7:52 pm | #
My creative placenta recipes make me very popular at the dinner table.
What works for you?
FUCK, I thought I had bit tits.
The dress is gorgeous though.
i just threw a placenta in the crockpot. i scored a nice 2-pounder in exchange for friendship today, TYVM!
Professor Miss Grace Adler
LOL!
I do love Aretha but Damn! lol
Whew! Those mams are bloody enormous!! They look like two watermelons in a downhill race!
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 8:16 pm | #
You're welcome! By the way, that is prime placenta, bitch took her prenatal vitamins religiously!
She looks disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. If the sight of her doesn't inspire fat people to get off their fat asses and do a little exercise and put the Twinkies down, than they deserve to be fucking fat and they need to shut the fuck up about how everyone makes fun of them. Fucking fatties.
Incidentally, the only thing more fucking pathetic than the assholes that yell "first!" are the losers that do it who aren't even first! Morons!
HOIST!!!
My brother, Rene, said he likes them...
mama mia,(shaking both hands as if praying) mehdonna mae, (still shaking hands as if praying)
those are breast implants
for sure
I can tell
There's enough boob there for an entire household of Playboy Playmates. Shit!
Sweet baby Jesus!!! The last pic wasn't loading on my screen until I refreshed just now. Ahh! Somebody fetch the smelling salts! I think I'm gonna fa-
*passed the fuck out*
what is up with the annoying guy that always posts first,...FIRST...2nd...OH my....ETC. Its quite time consuming..
would you rather have the job of carrying Aretha's boobies around for an entire day (while she sings) or give her a sponge bath to the places she can no longer reach??
hehe
that just aint right
Whew! Those mams are bloody enormous!! They look like two watermelons in a downhill race!
EdwardVIII | 08.30.06 - 8:22 pm | #
"Two watermelons in a downhill race." Too fucking funny, Ed!
Those things are like yard dogs...if she doesn't put them on a leash, they're going to run all over the neighborhood.
billy balls | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 8:56 pm | #
LOL!
Um... If I really had to choose, it'd be option A, for sure. I don't think I'm strong enough for either job (physically for the 1st one, mentally for the 2nd), though.
Ilsa
i'd wash her nether regions WITH her boobies. i'm pretty sure they'd reach.
DAMN!!!!!!!!! i'm getting the hell outta here before them suckers blow!!!!
Ennis del Mar you ho! you changed your pic... I didn't recognize your cherry
Whisper, a ham sandwich and my car keys.
devon a
(You need to say that right: ham sammich! LOL!)
you know...the first two pics weren't that bad. But the last one really killed it. Homegirl needs to seriously go for a walk or something. Who the hell let her wear that dress??? Whoever said it was cute needs to be removed from her inner circle.
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 9:05 pm | #
would you rather have the job of carrying Aretha's boobies around for an entire day (while she sings) or give her a sponge bath to the places she can no longer reach??
hehe
billy balls
OMG, I should never read when I'm tired...I read that wrong the first time and thought you wrote "tongue bath" - oh, effing ewww! LOL!
is that last photo real?! it looks like the blob rolling out trying to over take the movie theater!
man she seriously has to weigh 400 pounds. What is this bitch EATING? I mean how can you get that fat without eating NON STOP?
I don't want to see my Aretha get burned in the house like gilbert grape's mom
Ennis del Mar you ho! you changed your pic... I didn't recognize your cherry
billy balls | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 9:07 pm | #
Huh?
Put down the drinks. or at least share shit!
Whisper | 08.30.06 - 9:11 pm | #
f'ing ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is right!!!!!!!!
Ennis your picture's face looks like jennifer aniston top half with a kurt cobain chin with a cherry on top... bring back the cute pic of heath... LOL
♪♪♪"When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars..."♪♪♪
(Seriously, those could qualify as two new planets!)
billy, it's like her boobs are the only thing that wont stop growing! jeez!!!
damn!! her freakin' boobs stretched the box out!!!
I swear to god, I saw this old woman in San Francisco the other day, she was really short, and bent half over, or bent in half - whatever - and no joke her titties were beyond her knees. She was like 80 though. But i wanted to carry them around for her. I mean why not cut them off? Ain't doing anyone any good at 80 and they were hurting the hell out of her... poor little thing...
Anorexorcist if she were my mommy i'd seriously intervene on her ass... i don't care if SHE IS THE GODDAMN QUEEN OF SOUL!
awww billy, you shoulda threw them suckers over your shoulders and helped an old lady out!
yeah billy, i'd have her ass on that show intervention! no joke!!!
Ennis are you quitting me????
There's a show called Intervention? And it's not the hottest thing in Hollyweird? Get out..........
I cain't quit you billy balls! let me change it back.ARGH. I still see Ennis
gravatar takes a day or three to change pics''who is that pic though?
Alma Beers Del Mar: Don't try and fool me no more, Ennis; I know what it means! Jack Twist. Jack Nasty! You didn't go up there to fish!
I adore the Queen of Soul, I've even seen her in concert. Fortunately, I was not seated in the first 3 rows. Lord knows what would have happened if those puppies had been successful in their bid to escape and rolled off the stage.
Miss Ree can whoop my ass with her voice alone. Be as heavy as you wanna be, mama, I won't talk bad.
Intervention ROCKS!!!
ennis, you quittin' me too? i still see cow boy man.
GRACE!!! omg, i know!!!
Freak Speely
I know but I don't want her to die and we have to burn the house....
"check out the funbags on that hosehound!"
Ano
what's up, skank bitch?
MJF, glad you made it out ok!
MJF made it out of fake DList alive? oh my....
not much here grace! where you been hiding ho?!
I hope someone gets Aretha a stylist and a diet plan. Hi MJF!
I think all of fuckin' hollywood needs an intervention
maybe only a handful of them who DON"T need one...
i've been in bed while you all've been shoving states up each other's asses. i'm on EST, remember? BTW, i would've totally shoved hawaii up your tight little ass...it'd feel like anal beads coming back out!!!
Ennis, I can see your Maniston-with-a-beard avatar. Where'd you find that picture?
Hey kiddos! Yup...I am no longer interested in discussing ANYTHING other than the current posted topic at hand. I am lucky to have my dignity and frog legs in tact and wish to sling shit harmlessly at celebs again, like the good old days. Like this: Holy dirty pillows!!!!
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 9:34 pm | #
sorry we left you out. bend over bitch!
MJF!!!PLEASE tell me where you got the frog rockette. He is simply stunning.
HOLY SHIT ALMIGHTY. WITH HER MONEY SHE CAN GET A REDUCTION. SOMEONE HELP HER.
Ennis Del Mar: This is a one-shot thing we got goin' on here.
Jack Twist: It's nobody's business but ours.
Ennis Del Mar: You know I ain't queer. Jack Fucking Twist.
Jack Twist: Me neither.
Isn't everyone happy that this isn't posted under the "Say Something Nice" category? Does MK still do those? Those were fun!
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 9:31 pm | #
billy balls | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 9:32 pm | #
LOL! I was wondering who was gonna be the first to say something like that.
Hi MJF!
lola - we're strategizing to save mama by staging an intervention... you in???
Professor Miss Grace Adler - um, you've been in bed? without me? WTF?
I'm like 1/4 of her size and I wouldn't even wear strapless! I'm so selfconscious about the little flab on the upper arm yet this blimp goes around flapping more flesh than a porno movie.
mmmmmm....
oh yeahhh.....
me likey that. i'm picturing you with aretha's big ol' titties. you and your stalker have me bent over and...there's connecticut comin' at me. shit, is that all you got?
*note: you are the only person that makes me talk dirty on here. WTF is up with that? you bring out the dirtydirty slut in me.
in this instance there is such a thing as too much....this is gross....i'm sure she has the means to hire some doctor to nip and tuck this shit....
oh you've been there, billy. you've been there.
**grins like John Mark Karr**
NO anorexorist and billy- I ain't quittin' no one.
Mama Roux- I googled bearded lady and got that pic. LOL
I am gonna put up a new Ennis pic. LOL I am such a nerd
I fear those pearls may be lost for good. Seriously, I wish she would get healthy again. She's far too talented to die from asphyxiation from her own boobs.
billy balls | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 9:37 pm | #
If you sprang an intervention on Aretha, she'd probably beat your ass with a whole rotisserie chicken.
we're gonna need a ton of volunteers to help lift those puppies! puppies? oh hell no, those mofos are FULL GROWN!
Mama Roux- I googled bearded lady and got that pic. LOL
Ennis Del Mar | 08.30.06 - 9:40 pm | #
ahahahahahaha!
Mama Roux | 08.30.06 - 9:40 pm | #
holy hell. you just made me LOL sssoooooo hard. i am busted...my hubby thought i was actually doing work!
As I post.....My haloscan does not cover the entire picture behind it, therefore my eye darts to the corner right. And back again to post...and right again. It's that large beastly bulging breast!!! I can only see one---that is enough. It stares at me. Wanting me. Saying "Look into my eye"
Mama Roux, cereally.... she is HUGE. and god knows I love the woman.
Ok do me some math here. It takes 3500 'calories' to gain a pound.
She's gotta' weigh 400 pounds.
So to maintain that, you need to eat like 10,000 calories per day.
how is that POSSIBLE?
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 9:38 pm |
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah baby! to hell w/ ryan, i'm all yours slut!
Ennis, have you seen this site: www.moviemistakes.com I'm reading Brokeback's mistakes now... love this stuff
I'm like 1/4 of her size and I wouldn't even wear strapless! I'm so selfconscious about the little flab on the upper arm yet this blimp goes around flapping more flesh than a porno movie.
anonymous | 08.30.06 - 9:38 pm | #
You're just jealous of her boundless self-confidence! amirite?
kidding, kidding... :D
she's bringing her "sexy back... yeahhh!!
how is that POSSIBLE?
billy balls | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 9:42 pm | #
Big Mac
Fish Filet
Biggie Coke
Biggie Frosty
Whole Rotisserie Chicken
Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dog from Denmark
Cheese on a Stick
Nachos Bell Grande with xtra Beans
Assorted Deep-Fried Vegetables
1 Dozen Dunkin Donuts
2 Bags of Cheetos (the real kind, not the sluts)
2 Frapaccinos
12-pack Diet Vernors
....well, that covers breakfast...
12-pack Diet Vernors .. hehe... this is britney spear's diet too?
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 9:41 pm | #
Do you think her bottom half is as big as her top half?
....well, that covers breakfast...
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 9:45 pm | #
ROFL!
are vadge lips proportional to tittie size????
soo disgusting
at the rate brits going, this is gonna be her next year!!!
would you rather have to fetch mama aretha's "snacks" all day, or try and teach Jon Voight how to pronounce "Zahara"
Jeez Louise 8:08
LMFOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grace's follow ups weren't bad either.
Ewww, Grace! 
i wish slap mariah in the face with one of those bastards! that'd be THE END of that bitch!
You guys were 'stating' again? where was this or am I flashing back to all the fun a couple nights ago?
btw billy thanks for the would you rather -- LMAO.
Can you do one for Grumpy?
DAMN YOU, BILLY!!!
i'd def. be aretha's snack bitch. i would be mentally drained after a 5-minute session with john voight. maybe we could settle on shazara.
DAMN YOU, BILLY!!!
i'd def. be aretha's snack bitch. i would be mentally drained after a 5-minute session with john voight. maybe we could settle on shazara.
billy balls | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 9:49 pm | #
Hmm... That's a toughie, billy. Physical exhaustion vs. mental exhaustion. Hmm...
would you rather, declaw Grumpy without gloves or de-sanitize Paris Hilton's monkey bite without gloves?????
r-e-s-p-e-c-t or i'll slap you with my titty!
this is probably the dumbest question in the world, but could someone please explain the part of "Respect" when she says "take out TCP." by my calculations, that leaves you with rese, which is...nothing....
this is probably the dumbest question in the world, but could someone please explain the part of "Respect" when she says "take out TCP." by my calculations, that leaves you with rese, which is...nothing....
well all i can say about them mammies is "bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!"
www.divinebreasts.com/
WHY IN THE HELL DO I HAVE THE DOUBLES?????????
I thought it was "Take care, TCB" although I don't know what TCB is either
no Hey Boy TCB
Ok I just googled it
The lyric "Take care, TCB" is often misheard. "TCB" means "Taking Care of Business."
Aretha's line, "Sock it to me," which is a sexual reference, became a catch phrase on the TV show Laugh In in the '70s.
she is a disgusting fat grotesque pig!!! cover it up fat cow!!!!!!
Yes, you're right, billy. She does say, "Take care, TCB."
TCB = Elvis Presley's backing band, which he called The Taking Care of Business Band :D
billy balls | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 10:02 pm | #
Oh, I see you got the info already from Google. Cool.
okay, according to songlyrics.com, it IS "Take Care, TCB"
so the remaining mystery is, what is TCB??
Tittie & Crotch Brigade
oops. took me too long to come up with something stupid for TCB, so i didn't see your factual posts!
THANK YOU BILLY & MAMA!!!!!
Look at my post at 10:03, Grace.
Oh shit! Too late again.
TCB
titties can breathe
toast, cereal and bread
teflon convertible bra
HOLY SHIT ............ Imagine titty fuckin those monstrocities???
louie - would you rather, be mama aretha's or papa micheal jackson's panties??
TCB is take care of business? Or maybe Tremendous Couch-Sized Boobs?
You guys are cracking me up!
Each boob is bigger than her head.
they're so big they can't even lift themselves out for a wardrobe malfunction. one of them's trying to lift itself using her pearl necklace.
she got enough breast to feed a 3rd world country for a year.
i think they're trying to escape and become their own selves.
hey you bitches, stop talking bout my 'retha!!! at least when she's around i don't have to bring along my flask! anybody wanna hit? c'mon, to the head, to the head!
sheeiitt, if you think those are big, check out this site:
www.divinebreasts.com/
mother of jesus!
They're so big her assistant exercises by jogging around them
CHILD uhh uhh
They're so big they could be the 8th continent. They're so big she nearly put Safeway out of business!
LMAO Billy! Shit, I gotta choose the ugly pussy.
Where did fozzy and the high-steppin frog go?
Billy, what would they rather do and with whom?
Hey Anor! And Mama!
I'll be she deep fries her toothpaste.
ok kids gotta' walk the dogs, peace out
Aretha could stretch them around someone
www.divinebreasts.com/
i checked that out earlier and forgot to respond. those nipples frighten me.
oh, and excuse me while i go thru an identity change. don't stare, it's rude.
one for the road for devon: she so fat that when she sat on a Rainbow skittles fell out!
strap on/ping pong/whatthewho...
have you been on a coke binge today??? you're crackin' my shit up!!!
JEEEEZZZ Billy...Not much of a choice there.
..........you first!??
billy balls, those are yo' mama jokes! you stoopid! lmao
grace, i won't eat marshmellows for a year at least!
them titties so big they got time zones.
devon a | 08.30.06 - 10:21 pm | #
Hello!
Man, you guys are pathetic. Having meaningless conversations in here.
TCB it's a classic Elvisism means Take Care of Business. He would give his boys (Memphis Mafia) rings with the logo, y'know the one with the lightnin' bolt design, to show his appreciation and to prove that they were insiders. It wasn't his bands name though.
gracie,
i'm on the placenta pipe and i'm fiendin right now! outta my way bitch, gotta get on my corner and hustle up some cash!
damn! those are some titties!!!!!!
yes, Aretha Franklin has an amazing voice has influenced music in many ways, deserves respect, etc...
but damn!! it looks like she ate Star Jones and had Oprah for dessert!
sarah -- enjoy a nice cheesy snack food.
just like the white man to try and claim erething! don't nobody know where TCB originated. it was a catchy saying in the 60's just like "sock it to me" or "do your thing." hell, even the supremes and the temptations had a tv special called "d.ross and the supremes and the temptations Taking Care of Business." i was a kid then, great fukkin special.
pingpongpussy/strap-on | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 10:19 pm | #
OK, who all just seen some titties? Raise ya hand!
*raises hand* OH MY GOD!
Those boobs are gross! Poor lady.
hi mama, do you compare? ha!
oh, it's rude of me not to offer something to eat. Fomunda cheese and crackers anyone?
Ano
are you lurkin', you hot bitch?
well, i'm way late coming in on this but i seriously think that last picture is photoshopped. ok, i looked again. i HOPE it's photoshopped.
i hope i can get it out of my mind before i go to bed.
Sassy,
I pray someone doesnt take her boobs and make an avatar like yours and have giant boobs shaking
is anyone watching Project Runway right now? i just started (watching DVR) and this is in no way a spoiler, but Uli just said the funniest thing. if someone cares, let me know...
strap-on's pingpongpussy | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 10:48 pm | #
Compare to what? To those ginormous gazongas? Um, no... Thank God!
Ooh, now I think I need to put on Roberta Flack's first album. Try to make it real [*horn vamp*]/Compared to what
sloan | 08.30.06 - 10:57 pm | #
LOL!
This woman is morbidly obese and looks utterly revolting!
..change that to "UDDERly"
Oh my lord, she seriously is the poster girl for G-L-U-T-T-O-N-Y!
Is there not any morsel of food that she can't pass up?
Yes I know she's an incredible singer but she's always had this narcissistic way about her that has made me think her ego is actually bigger than her breasts.....nah her breasts are still quite humongous.
sloan | 08.30.06 - 10:57 pm | #
No shit. That would be gross.
BBL.
by the way, are those callouses on her breasts?
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 10:59 pm | #
I'm in California, so nope. PR doesn't come on for another two hours. Thanks for the reminder that it's on tonight, though, Grace!
..change that to "UDDERly"
lovzit | 08.30.06 - 11:03 pm | #
ROFL!
oh.my.god.
dammit, mama! i swear i am the only eastcoster around here!!!!!!!
20 bucks says Strap-On Pussy Pong is gonna have aretha's man-eatin' jugs as his avatar tomorrow...
Her beautiful pearls are probably dripping with hot messy sweat.
Those bastards are good for the garbage now.
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 11:08 pm | #
:O
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Whoa. That's like funhouse-mirror shit.
How on earth does anyone find the time to eat that much? Dear Gawd Almighty!
Ooof.
I'm from the east coast too!
thanks. i don't feel so alone now!
Dayum! Is she at a musical event or the Adult Movie Awards? That dress is obscene!
fuk you gracie and get outta my head!!!
MK I didn't know what you were talking about until I scrolled to that last picture. Now I feel like pouring acid into my eyes. ARGH!!!
strap-on's pingpongpussy |
bwahahahahahahah...
i can't wait.
strap-on's pingpongpussy |
bwahahahahahahah...
i can't wait.
It looks like someone photoshopped Aretha's head onto Vince Vaughan's body.
(lites the pipe and inhales deeply)
kk...kkk.................wheeeeeewwooo. man that feels soooo goooood, i'm either gonna be online tonite or i'm hittin some crystal placenta. God it's like her mammastodons are talking to me! big tittied women in pink and green mumus are flashing me, showing me their big bumpy nipples, calling out to me, "got milk? got milk?" aaaaaahhhhhh!
she must smell of sweat, fried chicken, and Tabu perfume
how many times have i told you to lay off that shit?!?
She's earned the right to be 400 fucking pounds? No, she hasn't.
and there's Katie Couric! look at her bazongas, they're huge! what's with the finger? OMG, that finger you got is packin? what? bend over? what're you gonna do? who you callin bitch? hey this ain't no Matt Lauer you talkin to, i'll....hey, hey HEY!!! Ah, ooooooooh daddy like!
you leave katie outta this. i'm gonna call up urethra and have her sandwich your head between her titties and then smack 'em together. your cracked-out ass won't be able to walk straight for a week.
ok, but she better wash underneath those meatclappers first! i don't like cheese with my earmuffs. meanwhile, oh Katie you're the best baby you're the best! it's yours mommy all yours yes, yes, Gawd YES!!! you my daddy you my daddy you my daddy, ahumina humina humina humina (gnarly ass O face)!
KATIE IS PURE, DAMN YOU!!! YOU'RE TAINTING HER JUST BY WRITING THIS FILTH!!!!
(haha...i said taint).
She's an icon but I can't even imagine what the size of her bra would be, it's got to be custom made at that size, which should tell you that you are to heavy for your own good.
Jinxy McDeath | 08.31.06 - 12:52 am | #
i think she just goes to the tarp store.
(dragging on a ciggie)
so Kate, you come round here often?
you ARE gonna call me, right? RIGHT?
can you see the new Ennis?
you used me, you sick twisted freak. you USED ME!!!!!!!
******runs out of room crying*********
i see you, new Ennis!!! save me from the strap-on!!!!
Gracie, your avie just used me and tossed me aside like so much trash! while i try to figure out if i like being treated like that, i'm gonna write a tell all book and go on Oprah! I'll ruin her, ruin her i tell ya! Muwaahahahahahaha!
i can't believe i'm being threatened by a damn ping-pong playin' cat! who the fuck do you think you are, Toonces???
you wanna see ruined, just wait til i turn a razor on your pussy.
Hey Ennis,
cool avie, Maniston right? don't listen to Gracie, she picked me up and scored some placenta rock. we went back to my place and smoked, and then she whipped out this big honkin middle finger and...and...(sobs)...she was too strong! i couldn't get her offa me, she called me these horrible names and threw me on the bed! i feel so cheap, so, so violated!.......feels kinda good actually.
you bitches still here?
ANO!!!!
I NEED YOU LIKE I'VE NEVER NEEDED YOU BEFORE!!!!
STRAP-ON MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!
Gracie, check my av, see what it says? "oh really?" you want some, come get some, you newscasting ho!
***loads up paris vage****
news casting ho!!!!!!!!
i can't believe you're hating on katie!!!! bring it on fluffy!!!!!!!
strap on, see my av??? it says "fuck you and the dirtstar you rode in on."
"Sock it to me," which is a sexual reference, became a catch phrase on the TV show Laugh In in the '70s.
billy balls
*reliving the 60s and 70s (1968 - 1973) and Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In...OMG did I LOVE that show! You bet your sweet bippy! The Fickle Finger of Fate Award...good times!*
ano
i think we should add urethra's boobies to the artillery. they could do some major damage. prepare to fire.
KATIE IS PURE, DAMN YOU!!! YOU'RE TAINTING HER JUST BY WRITING THIS FILTH!!!!
omg grace, it's like you're snow white!
ANO, perfect!
now i can cut me two bees at the same time. (music from West Side Story begins to play) c'mon bitches, make ya move!
well, i WAS. now i feel more like Juliette Lewis.
cats just love to show you their dirtstars, dintcha know?
now you feel like juliet lewis? damn, you really know my soft spots dontcha?
omg, ya'll killing me!!!!
so you wanna cut me tiger?!!!! huh, is that it? come on, do it!! you don't have the balls kitten!
**whips out gun***
yeah, still wanna play?!!!
SHOOT TO KILL.
whisper,
so sorry not acknowledging you, we're in the middle of a fight right now. i used to love judy carne and that other dark haired woman with the big laugh. i always thought she was sexy in a drunk suburban housewifey sort a way. good times indeed! now, back to my bitches. c'mon girls where ya at?
if you make him go away, i'll do that thing you like.
**flops arethas boob in strap-on's direction!**
don't make me bust a cap!!!!!!!
reeeoooowwwrr,
pulling out the big guns are we? well let's just spray all over your shoes and legs, and see how long you take to get that smell out! huh, didn't expect that now did ya? ha ha, pissy feet pissy feet!
wtf?? grace you seeing this? that cat just took a piss on me!!!!!!!!!!
What a fat fucking slop! Go on a diet woman. Imagine how bad she smells!
that cat is no-good straight-up country, y'all. Ano, quit crying to me, and you show that pussy who's boss...
geez, you think this is what the cheetos were talking about?
hahahahahahahahahaha
you bet. i never saw our names come up though, so maybe we're under the radar.
you're right grace! i'm gonna take a piss on that cat!! here kitty kitty kitty!!!!
yeah, the closest they got to referencing me was some comments about the all day arguments over survivor's racist comments. otherwise i'm like you, new and under the radar.
(nonchalantly licking myself)
back to it are we? you want me Ano? well beg a little more, i might, MIGHT come over there and i might not. you never can tell.
Look at the blackheads on those tiddies
oooooooh, big crinkly aureole surrounding a big 2 inch bumpy nipple, aaaagggghhhhh!!! wait, where was i?
annnnd that's a wrap! g'nite gracie, g'nite ano, sleep tight!
is it just me ...or does she have razor burns on her tits in the last pic?...or what are those dots, freckles, bumps, zits, etc?
g'nite, strap-on. don't violate me in your dreams.
i cant see my new Ennis
how do I clear the cookies?
ummm...i dunno. i can see him though. and he looks yummy!
Ennis Del Mar | 08.31.06 - 2:13 am | #
i'm still seeing the cowboy too.
strap-on's pingpongpussy | Homepage | 08.31.06 - 2:02 am | #
that's it kitty, go to sleep.
**sqats over cats head.**
hahaha. that's my girl. you're dumb like a fox. LOL
damn shit fuck i have a new Ennis and cant show it!
grace do you see the new one?
AWWWW....Ya'll is the "New Cheeto Squad"
LOL.
damn shit fuck i have a new Ennis and cant show it!
uh oh. her tourette's is coming out.
yeah, he's looking off to the right with his carhart jacket on. he looks kinda constipated, but still hot.
grrr Grace! not the one...how do you clear cookies?
what is a cheeto squad?
Ryan's here!!!
ennis, what's your new avie suppose to be?
***pours Ennis a jack & coke and slowly backs away***
tis Ennis but a new one.
damn gravatar! damn me for everyone but me being awake!
how do you clear your cookies?
i always thought she was sexy in a drunk suburban housewifey sort a way.
You've GOT to be talking about Jo Anne Worley...she has the crazy laugh, the bouffant hair and was loony as hell...loved her! And Ruth Buzzi and Goldie Hawn and Arte Johnson and Henry Gibson and Lily Tomlin as "Edith Ann"...carry on with your fightin' selves, I'm just reminiscing.
ennis, go to control panel, internet connections, then internet options!
how do you clear your cookies?
Ennis Del Mar
Go to Tools on your Toolbar, then Internet Options (at the bottom) and there should be a "Clear Cookies" tab...click on that and voilà!
**sticks tongue out**
**music box music plays in background**
i'm a mac.
ok..now new ave? ty whsper and courtney luv LOL
and there should be a "Clear Cookies" tab...
Sorry, it says "Delete Cookies" to be exact.
I just deleted my cookies and I'm still seeing your BB avie, Ennis.
damn, which one a you bitches peed on me? i was dreamin about aretha milking herself in a big dish when she came over to me and gushed a boatload a milk. thought i was gonna die!
Dammit, I've got that "Ree, ree, ree, ree" line from RESPECT stuck in my head.
strap on mama's boy | 08.31.06 - 2:39 am | #
it was a good pee too! better than PEE diddys!
hey where did my homepage go to?
i'd recognize that piss anywhere...that's my trusty ho, Ano!
ooooo Ano, i'm gonna withhold your meds for that! anyway, i've been trolling (east coast insomniac) and i read what you guys are doing for ennis, and now i've zapped all my avies thank god, but i did my homepage in also! can i get it back? even better, can i get my ppp avie to animate?
hey where did my homepage go to?
strap on mama's boy | Homepage | 08.31.06 - 2:44 am | #
i pissed on it.
woohoo, another east coaster!!! our numbers are growing...we're up to...3!
sorry, guys. whenever i try to figure out anything on my computer on my own, my hubby has to spend 2 days trying to undo what i did. i'll keep my wisecracks out of it!
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.31.06 - 2:48 am | #
gracie, ano,
laugh all you want bitches, there'll be some surprises in your shoes in the morning. don't fuk wit cats, okay? we're petty.
uugggg. don't remind me. i own two.
Child...those em some huuuuge knockers!
http://witcombe.sbc.edu/
willendo...willendorf.html
Anorexorcist,
you bitch!
damn, i'm gonna make a r kelly video about this shit!
g'night, kiddos.
gracie you say that just like katie. g'nite girls, luv yall (should i say that?)
OT and fuck all this shit. My dad's doc called earlier to tell me that I was fucking right, Dad doesn't have Alzheimers, he does in fact have subclinical chronic thiamine deficiency. Treatable condition. Doc wouldn't have checked for it, except I insisted and also kept a diary of Dad's symptoms, every day. Doc wrote on the last page "you have saved your father's life".
I am so happy. This means Dad can move out of my house!
Shit, looks like I missed all the fun here tonight, while I was crying my eyes out watching the first part--or first two acts--of When the Levees Broke on HBO. If any of y'all haven't seen that yet, make sure you do! It's an amazing, overwhelming, important documentary. I can't wait to see the final two acts of it.
Jeeze Louise | 08.31.06 - 3:22 am | #
That is awesome, Louise. Right on!
Rem Koolhaas | 08.31.06 - 2:56 am | #
Holy shit! It's Aretha's twin, made of stone! :O
i'm almost positive Aretha cares what the people on this site have to say. she owns all yer asses....glad you all so juvenile to be able to bitch about her weight. she is known for her voice. but then again, you probably think Beyonce and whatever other flavor-of-the-day is worthy of your high and mighty opinion. its laughable that any of you actually think that what you have to say is worthy of acknowledging.....oh wait, i forgot, this site spawned TOASTEE...NUFF SAID
Bea Gass | 08.31.06 - 3:45 am | #
Truth is - she's a "tub of goo"!
big momma
oh.my.god - that last photo...I'm blind...
and now I need go wash with battery acid and a wire brush - I'm going to have nightmares about that..thanks MK.
"Bow down to the Queen of Soul!!!
Can you say nasty.
Girl got big!
LOOK OUT SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!!!!
My mouth dropped open when I got to the last pic. She is flirting with disaster right there.
Those are not funbags - they are disneyworld-bags.
Oh. My. Gosh! Poor Aretha.
the last pic is scary is she drunk.
Grumpy the cat is afraid that one of those things is going break free and come crashing down on him like the sword of Damocles.
Why don't these people have stylist ??????????????? PAY SOME ONE SO YOU WON'T LOOK LIKE THIS !!!!
I'm thinking she doesn't sleep on her stomach.
The last picutre is pretty much indecent. D-sgusting.
mooooooooooo
i think i just threw up in my mouth a little
What in the world is she doing to herself? She needs to lay off the fried chicken ...
GOT MILK
Ohhhh, I have mixed feelings about this one. On one hand, Miss Aretha has most definitely earned the right to wear what she wants; she still rocks. On the other, that last photo is not dignified in the least and someone should have done their job a little better. And yes, I would worry about her health too, but I don't think that she's the famous diabetic singer. I believe it's someone else.
Bea Gass, do you always make it a habit of being a condescending asshole on sites like this....oh well whatever makes you feel worthy...i pity you
I was just starting to recover from
my hangover and then I see this!
Does she have little bumps on her breasts??? It looks like her pores are so stressed from all the weight of her ginormous boobies, they are just tuckered out. You know her back has GOT to be killing her.
ok, can we retire the phrase "i think i threw up in my mouth a little?" if not, can we viciously attack the utterer of said phrase?
Wow...there ya go again mishma. COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN. For the love of God, no one wants to hear your problems with your "hubby" or "work" problems. As much time as you spend on this thing, I wouldn't be surprised if the job and the husband were both figments of your imagination!!
You made your comments. Now how about if your really at your damn job, DO SOME DAMN WORK. Hey! And then after work, if you really have a husband, SPEND SOME TIME WITH HIM!
TRY MAKING A BET TO STAY OFF THE COMPUTER FOR 2 WEEKS! HAH! THAT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE!
Sorry to the other posters but I thought this comment board was to bash celebrities and have fun. This poster "mishma" does nothing but complain about her personal life and I'm SO SICK OF IT. Oh, and one minute you say you don't care who I am and the next your telling me to stop being such a coward and admit who I am. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
--
I totally agree with the one who wrote this.
I have been reading for a while without posting too and I couldn't help but notice the same thing too. Mishma acts as if she owns the comment boxes, and she IS always bitching about her life.
I saw her bitch about what other ppl posted, so I think those mishma groupies and herself should accept that others can bitch about mishma. MOVE ON. DONT READ WHAT WE WRITE. Well, take your fcking own advice.
Oh I wish I hadn't seen that. That is most disgusting. Cover them things up!
This blog needs a group hug,we are imploding,people!
For the love of God, no one wants to hear your problems with your "hubby" or "work" problems.
and once again, no one wants to hear your bitching about mishma. haven't you noticed a million OTHER people post off-topic comments too?????????
holy god i just looked at the last pic again and her head is so disproportionately small on her body... it's like a cherry on a giant-ass sundae... and her tits quite literally are bigger than her head.
*projectile vomiting ensued
That's such a nice PEARL NECKLACE!
great googa-mooga!!!!
That women desperately needs breast reduction and gastric bypass.
OH MY GOD! Would someone put those beasts down!
All wannabe "Divas" bow before the original Queen of Soul. You cannot make fun of Aretha.
Remember...R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
peace
I feel bad for her. My stepmom got like this...she was also a sweet, talented person. She died very young and so will ms.franklin if she does not lose weight. This is really sad.
*retch*
last pic made me svomit in my mouth a bit
Even though you guys are drooling over her, what about her health? If you're having sex with her and she rolls over on you and dies, then what?
Too much fat for a needle direct to the heart to jump start her. Now what?
Yeah, I thought so. You'll just in it for the sex!
Aretha doesn't tour as much as the rest because she wrote lots of her own music. She collects the royalties and rides her bus through the states when she gets ready.
WOW! She has money and she still looks like this. Even Oprah would take a 2nd, 3rd, 4th look at this weight problem. At least Oprah would recognize she even had a problem!
This is too deep . . .
Good Googly Moogly!!!! Get over here Aretha!!!
Leave her alone and give her some R-E-S-P-E-C-T, she earned it she's the queen of Soul.
Beyonce, Fergie, and Christina are all talentless trash next to Aretha and arent even worthy to nibble on her toenail clippings and used tampons. ok yeah that was gross.
Last picture... OMFG !!!
I thought my titties were big!
And i thought my tittys were big!
good...fucking...god...
she is a walking time bomb indeed and it won't be pleasant at all when she finally explodes...
that having been said, she is a living legend.
i'd gladly help you with them melons, aretha.
big woman like her damn tink he ein had enuff sense to wear sumtin too keep dem together,in place,she kan even bend down
i'd suck those for real. lol
Do you think she keeps her sheet music under there?
She's bot only my fantasy, but also my constant dream!
Fuck she's a disaster!
ARETHA IS NOT A DISASTER SHE IS MY FANTASY OF WHAT A REAL SINGER SHOULD LOOK LIKE! ARETHA CAN WE GO OUT ON A DATE? CAN I PLEASE SUCK ON YOUR WONDERFUL SEXY HUGE BREAST AFTER YOU FINISH SINGING!
AND I WANT TO ALSO ADD I WANT TO CURREST HER SEXY BIG ARMS NECK, BACK, CHEEKS AND LEGS AFTER SHE FINISH SINGING!
The one and only Queen of Soul! Big titties and all!
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