First
2nd
Holy shite, I can't believe I am the first poster hurray for me!
Poor Aretha, she is a working time bomb.
i dont care what you think or say, i'd hit it!!!
dear holy hell. r-e-s-p-e-c-titties!!
Leave Ree alone! She's the queen and can't help herself...
Aretha has EARNED the right to walk around in exactly whatever the hell she wants. You don't talk to this DIVA like that, she has years of hits and #1 tracks that give her the authority to wear what she wants!!!
She should flash Joe Simpson and put a quick end his immoral life.
I loves Aretha!!
She should do a duet with Mooriah. They could ham it up together!
Holy Shit!
I bet she needs a steel-reinforced concrete toilet, with a garbage disposal installed, to make sure her logs don't clog up and wreck the local sewers.
I ain't even gonna mention her dirt-star. I have too much R-E-S-P-E-C-T to do that!
TWO AND 1/2 HOURS TO GO I CANNOT DO THIS, I'M GONNA SHANK SOMEBODY.
Damn that bitch is fat
Did someone say pie?
Those are some big breastlets she's got there.
Can't imagine what Aretha looks like completely naked........guessing she can't either?
Hey this has nothing do do with the picutres but i am a journalist 9who just happens to love Dlisted) and i'm writing an article about identity theft and how con artists are stealing the idetities of job seekers. If anyone has had this experience or knows soemone who has, please email me (belladana@gmail.com) to be interviewed! Thanks!
She is as big as a fucking house!!
I think naked she probably looks like Big Mama's House...Rent that..There's a nude scene.
holy potato!!!!
Mishma! You ok? slap the bitch and go in the bathroom and take a swig. Did you bring your flask today? LOL
She needs an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder! OMFG!
she doesn't need barbed wire...she needs a tent to wear instead of that dress.
Strap ON! you need an intervention, STAT
(belladana@gmail.com) to be interviewed! Thanks!
GO AWAY
EWWWWWWWWWWWW its Janet Charlton!!!!
Hey this has nothing do do with the picutres but i am a journalist 9who just happens to love Dlisted) and i'm writing an article about identity theft and how con artists are stealing the idetities of job seekers. If anyone has had this experience or knows soemone who has, please email me (belladana@gmail.com) to be interviewed! Thanks!
belladana | 08.30.06 - 5:09 pm | #
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I hope you have a good editor.
I'm not a journalist and I'm not doing a story on anything but I need someone with experience of paying my bills. I have an opening for that position so email me if you are interested in paying my bills this Sept.
Thanks!
I'm ok, Ennis, I just did a shot of my imposter White Diamonds, I feel better now
Talented woman and a true diva (in the good sense)--love her, but stop eating!
Bow to the Queen bitches!
Aretha has chunks of Maria, Celine, and Christina in her shit 'cause she can eat those ho's alive(literally)!
If you would like an interview, send me your W-2's , checking and savings balance,passport,paypal account and I will contact you after I run your credit.
Thanks so much!!!!
i bet A-Rod would like to stick his manmeat between those titties.
Which identity, belladana? There are so many to choose from
ooops! Mariah
patty cake | 08.30.06 - 5:16 pm | #
LMFAO! Shit if you find a taker let me know!
Mishma you'll just have to hit the bottle the MINUTE you get home tonite.
patty cake-LOL!
I thought Aretha was diabetic. If so, being so heavy is not going to help her diabetes. (maybe that is Patti LaBelle?)
Mishma..I highly recommend the nearest vending machine and 6 or 7 diet cokes!
Which identity, belladana? There are so many to choose from
mishma |
Everyone on here has like 7 email addresses, 4 or 5 fake names ...this is identity confusion central!!!
Hilarious!!
I think Craigslist Moscow would be a better place to post for that!!
Patty, I've already worked a 2 liter of Diet Coke.
I made a bet w/hubby that we wouldn't drink for two weeks. WTF was I thinking?
I'm not a journalist and I'm not doing a story on anything but I need someone with experience of paying my bills. I have an opening for that position so email me if you are interested in paying my bills this Sept.
Thanks!
patty cake | 08.30.06 - 5:16 pm | #
You're killin' me over here! 
When did the Queen of Soul become the Queen of Holy-Shit-I'm-a-barge?
I thought Star Jones had gastric bypass.
if she has a nip slip, someone in the 3rd row is gonna lose an eye.
Breasts of mass destruction.
I bet her areolas are as big as dinner plates.
Noooooooo, brain bleach, brain bleach, happy thoughts, happy place
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Wow...there ya go again mishma. COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN. For the love of God, no one wants to hear your problems with your "hubby" or "work" problems. As much time as you spend on this thing, I wouldn't be surprised if the job and the husband were both figments of your imagination!!
You made your comments. Now how about if your really at your damn job, DO SOME DAMN WORK. Hey! And then after work, if you really have a husband, SPEND SOME TIME WITH HIM!
TRY MAKING A BET TO STAY OFF THE COMPUTER FOR 2 WEEKS! HAH! THAT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE!
Sorry to the other posters but I thought this comment board was to bash celebrities and have fun. This poster "mishma" does nothing but complain about her personal life and I'm SO SICK OF IT. Oh, and one minute you say you don't care who I am and the next your telling me to stop being such a coward and admit who I am. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
I love Aretha's voice and bow to the Queen of Soul.
That being said, she's working her way up to "Planet of Soul".
Since Pluto just got the boot, she's got my vote for the newest planet in our solar system.
Toe and patty cake LMAO. Isn't this the same solicitor of bloggers from a couple weeks ago? You know that bitch is gonna ask us for name and social at the start of our interview.
mish where's Grumpy when you need him?
Sigh, ok. Go off topic feel the wrath.
I love Aretha Franklin, my #1 favorite female singer. It really worries me that she's so damn big and (seemingly) keeps getting bigger all the time. It is wonderful that she is still out there singing. I hope she's able to do that for a long time to come, but all that weight, which she doesn't seem interested in shedding, can't be good for her health--especially if she has diabetes. Like someone else already said, she's a ticking time bomb. *sigh* Damn. 
Deb | 08.30.06 - 5:33 pm | #
OMG! 
mishmasucks | 08.30.06 - 5:33 pm | #
Are you one of the whiny little twats who left for some silly reason?
I hadn't even noticed the last pic before I posted above.......I wish I were blind now. There's not enough eye bleach in this city for what ails me now.
Mishma...I almost feel bad because your life sounds sad. So very sad. MK, why don't you ban these desperate housewives so some people who were here with you from the beginning can comment and have fun like we used too. And no, I'm not part of any of that cheeto bullshit.
P.S. Aretha needs to lose some weight or she's going to have a heart attack no joke.
mishmasucks | 08.30.06 - 5:33 pm | #
you're the only person that has bitched about anything all day. two words for you: buzz kill.
devon a | 08.30.06 - 5:33 pm | #
For real! LOL
it's never a good thing when your breasts are bigger than your head...
TiredOldWhore...I don't mind any other poster. It's just mishma. Not funny, and always complaining about her very sad life.
It's ok once in a while but c'mon..she takes it to the extreme. And I never belonged to any of these little "internet cliques" trust me. I just have an opinion and I know you all love to gang up on someone who has an original opinion and goes against the herd.
Good Lord! Those straps must be made from Superman's hair!!
My back aches from my DD's! I can't imagine what it is like lugging those things around!
I have a question mishmasucks. Stoney went off topic today to complain about the dentist. I believe a couple other regs did the same but I get the wrath? Why is that? I think it's personal, I think you're obssessed with me and you need to go back to cheeto HQ and tell them what a tool I am, thxbye
why does it, yes, IT always pick on mishma?
I bet her boobs are like a freaking triple Z
56 ZZZ--work it girl!
Oh my Lord!
That last pic is SO wrong!
*faint*
She's gonna blow!
mishmasucks | 08.30.06 - 5:39 pm | #
I'm not ganging up on anybody. I'm not in any cliques either, you just sounded a bit like the whiny sisters from before.
Your opinion is yours, and you're free to state it.
HOLY, that last pictures sickens me, ewwwww. like look at them!
Gary Coleman | 08.30.06 - 5:07 pm | #
Gary, is that gonna be your new thing? Talking about how bad a celebrity can tear up a toilet? I hope not! 
56 ZZZ--work it girl!
Ennis Del Mar | 08.30.06 - 5:40 pm |
i bet you have to go to the Greek alphabet for milkjugs like those. she's at least a 44 Sigma.
original opinion on what mishmasucksyourhusbandsdick? like, um, her dress looks pretty?
if she has a nip slip, someone in the 3rd row is gonna lose an eye.
Professor Miss Grac
LMAO!! funny funny
Good Lord! Those straps must be made from Superman's hair!!
My back aches from my DD's! I can't imagine what it is like lugging those things around!
mikki | 08.30.06 - 5:39 pm | #
I was thinking that too....look how tired she looks in that last pic. Her face doesn't look too bad for her age at all, but the rest of her looks like she could blow any time soon.
save the whales, beach aretha!!!
Does she hire someone to pull the pearls from under her enormotits?
mishmasucks | 08.30.06 - 5:33 pm | #
Ah again, the people that can't skip avatars are back to talk shit under false aliases.
Mishma- I purposely look for yur crazy cats to read your posts. I am bright that way. I skip those I don't care for and move on. It's weird how that works!!
GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!
That last photo is wrong in so many ways!
What was she thinking, wearing this out in public?! Looks horrible!
Cover those things up, seriously!
Is that razor bumps on her breast? Looks like she shaves the hair off those things. On the positive side..She is one hell of a singer.
mishmasucks | 08.30.06 - 5:33 pm | #
If you are on here enough to know how much
mishma posts then you are just as "sad" as you say she is! And you complain a hell of a lot more too because Mishma jokingly complains and you TRULY are getting your panties in a twist about this and typing up page long discertations on the subject!
That said I had to call Elijah Wood and have my memory erased after viewing those enormous jugs.
That last picture is some sort of creul photoshop joke right?
holy mother.
PS- JESUS H CHRIST.
Those are HUGE Funbags!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I promise you I am not in with any other posters. In fact the one other time I posted, the only time I read about it was when someone linked that whole fake dlisted blog thingie. I'm someone who sort of went off on my own and just decided to read and not comment because it was so tiresome to scroll through the comments when they weren't funny.
I couldn't care less about going off topic, but you all only include yourselves in this. Any other new posters or posters you just simply don't know, you completely ignore.
And I'm not a "whiny twat" for having an opinion.
Mishma, just some advice, try looking at the bright side once in a while. If your having problems, why don't you go to a depression message board. I think that would be a better place for you and people could help you feel better, talk about your meds, etc.. This is not me being condescending at all...I'm being serious.
That last pic is FAKE! so obviously photoshopped!
day-um
Memo to ms. Franklin: you need a gay fashion advisor. No gay man would've let you outta the house in sleveless.
let's try to stick to the topic, people!
EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE.
Like a wire going through a block of cheddar.
C.mom!! can we ever have a day without someone bitching??
Mishma doesnt do off topic more than anyone else..really!
I have been on here for months..we all just joke around!
Be NICER!!!!!
would someone please milk her?
They look like two dinosaur eggs.
the side view of aretha reminds me of a well-stocked fridge. me hungry.
Everyone goes off topic, patty cake is right. If mishma's posts bother you, skip 'em.
would someone please milk her?
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 5:47 pm | #
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HA HA HA HA HA. That was awesome.
mishma leave me be!!! must...suckle...her...titty!!!
Everyone goes off topic, patty cake is right. If mishma's posts bother you, skip 'em.
TiredOldWhore | 08.30.06 - 5:50 pm | #
TOTALLY.
What did I say that was negative today? Other than I have 2 hrs to go and my boss was getting on my nerves? Pretty much what everybody else goes through. Listen, Mouse, (Ihave it on good authority it's you, dear) I think I have been pretty good today.
And she's always wearing something strapless or spaghetti straps with those watermelons; cover up....PLEASE!
daaaaamnnnnn i didn't think it was too bad 'til i saw that last pic!!! it's like two waterbeds!!! she needs to lay off the soul food BIG TIME
vadge, nice Suri shit
That's all I caught as well Mish.
Don't warry about the it!! Post on!
mishma | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 5:52 pm | #
you called her a Camel Toe on a Rampage. that was my fave part.
Alright, I apologize. Mishma, didn't mean to single you out. I don't come here and read the comments all day and all night. But when I do pick random posts and scroll through the comments, it's yours that I read. Maybe it's coincidence.
I had an avatar at one point and made comments and was very friendly with everyone. Unfortunately since I didn't jump on the bandwagon when that whole cheeto thing formed and took a break, I was ignored.
I've been reading dlisted before most of you even knew about it. I know that doesn't matter, but the point is, I guess I just don't understand why the regulars can't be friendly with people who are not "one of them" as well. Not to say you are mean, but I certainly wouldn't come here for some chit chat if I were bored at work. Because I would be ignored.
mishmasucks - no one wants to hear you bitch about mishma, believe it or not
For crying out loud MISHMASUCKS - shut the fuck up and enjoy the catty gossip!
On the positive side..She is one hell of a singer.
snoopy | 08.30.06 - 5:44 pm | #
Understatement of the year!
mishmasucks,
what? there's nothin else on the internet for you? take this blog as it is or just fuk off. it's really that simple.
And as insulting as I have been, accusing me of being Mouse was a low blow!
mishmasucksyourhusbandsdick, are you belladana?
if i give you a damn interview will you leave her alone?
can you say celebrity fit club calling? seriously, aretha is an icon but she needs an intervention. her obesity is going to kill her.
she needs to double-bag those party hats.
How can you even go there??? This is the fucking queen of soul. You have no class & frankly most of you people commenting have no class either, look at yourselves in the mirror...pathetic
Listen whoever hates me, I talk to everyone. Not just regs. If an anon says something funny I acknowledge it. I like everyone on this board. I used to be on the outside looking in, I know how it feels. That is why I am so bewildered. Everyone goes off topic then BAM I do and it's, YOU SUCK. Oh f' it, I'm tired (ooo negativety) see y'all manana.
mariah carey?
I'm ignored all the time!! I could care less! I'm a semi-new poster. I have been reading for a long time now. I do enjoy hearing the banter between the regulars. If you don't like what you read- skip it! It's easy!
I have to admit that I TOTALLY miss Morticia tho. I never talked to her but she always made me laugh a lot! She always said the most crass stuff. Anyone talk to her?
Why ishn't anyone in her camp giving her advice? This is unacceptable. Unacceptable. I am so sorry, I know women who are fat should be proud of their size but this is unacceptable.
She could wear something more flattering. She is a pretty lady. What the HELL is her problem?
How embarrassing.
And Aretha if you want to sell albums, look decent at least!!!!
This is a very talented woman and her people and publicists are letting her out like this?????????
I have to admit that I TOTALLY miss Morticia tho. I never talked to her but she always made me laugh a lot! She always said the most crass stuff. Anyone talk to her?
Lobotomy Eyes | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 5:57 pm |
Ditto. I REALLY miss her STFU av!!!
I have to admit that I TOTALLY miss Morticia tho. I never talked to her but she always made me laugh a lot! She always said the most crass stuff. Anyone talk to her?
Lobotomy Eyes | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 5:57 pm |
Ditto. I REALLY miss her STFU av!!!
mishmasucks | 08.30.06 - 5:33 pm | #
If you are on here enough to know how much
mishma posts then you are just as "sad" as you say she is! And you complain a hell of a lot more too because Mishma jokingly complains and you TRULY are getting your panties in a twist about this and typing up page long discertations on the subject!
missb | 08.30.06 - 5:45 pm | #
So on the money, missb! 
THis bitch needs ot go on flava of love
I wont be ignored!!!!
My god Mishma hater are you gonna boil a bunny?
Say something funny and we'll recognize!!!
This is not a competition its pure bullshit...if you arent feeling the love ask for a hug or something. I can come over and hold your hand. In the mean time Mishma is crying and I have to go make her brownies and wipe her tears until her husband gets home...damn see what you've done???
**dies**That's a damn HAMTROCITY!!!
maybemishmadoesntsucksomuch | 08.30.06 - 5:53 pm | #
I'm still new here myself, and I don't feel like the "regs" ever ignored me. But I would still post even if they did. I just don't see why you're so upset because she goes off topic, we've all done that.
My god Mishma hater are you gonna boil a bunny?
Patty, you are on a roll today! LMAO!!!
cmon people. aretha is just a big ole church lady at heart. if you don't know then you can't talk. they get like that, big ole soft boobies like pillow cushions. if you were a kid growing up around that you'd have a soft spot in your heart for them regardless of health. what am i saying, we don't have hearts here! lol
so THAT'S a pearl necklace....
OMG MY EYES -- I just saw the real last pic. Fuck those are razor bumps! Bitch has nipple hair over her entire tit!
so THAT'S a pearl necklace....
anan | 08.30.06 - 6:03 pm | #
I bet A-Rod gave it to her.
omigod that cant be healthy. and her back must be killing her.
Tired old WHORE...THANKS
I love to pull out the boiled bunny reference whenever possible!
I wont be ignored!!!!
My god Mishma hater are you gonna boil a bunny?
Say something funny and we'll recognize!!!
patty cake | 08.30.06 - 6:00 pm | #
LMFAO!
Lobotomy Eyes | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 5:57 pm | #
I read your posts LE, I think you're funny as hell.
Tired old WHore
I left you a message about Angelina on the other thread.
you know you girls are hypocritical. you have no problem calling vince vaughn or val kilmer fat, yet when a humongous cow like this comes up, you refuse to talk trash because she's a WOMAN.
I think I just might lose my lunch!!
Oh......was that yesterday's or today's?
and it's not just her. you all defend belly clarkson, and many others too.
celebrity hater | 08.30.06 - 6:06 pm | #
you haven't read much of the thread, have you?
I hope Mishma is ok...
We'll make her laugh tomorrow gals!!
I gotta go walk the dogs.
cya later!
You queens are on fire today...."superman's hair & pearls under the enormotits"...I am at my desk crying, I mean tears are streaming down my face. Oh my God. Funny, funny, funny.
i didn't know that jabba the hut had titties :D
wow. can you imagine titty-fucking that? those are like 2 big walruses on her chest.
Oh and by the way on topic..
Aretha Franklin is fat.
oh good jesus ! how the hell are those straps holding?
AWWW! Thank Tired Old Whore.
Your name is awesome btw!
Horrified | 08.30.06 - 5:59 pm | #
She's Aretha motherfucking Franklin, the Queen of Soul. A legend. Not Beyonce, OK? It doesn't matter what she looks like; it matters what she sounds like.
I'm as worried for her health as anyone, but come on...
I love fat girls. I'm totally a chubby chick and proud of it.
I try and make fun of everyone equally!!
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 6:07 pm | #
Seriously...
Holy shitcakes, I could have done without that last photo. I'm going to have nightmares now.
She's Aretha motherfucking Franklin, the Queen of Soul. A legend. Not Beyonce, OK? It doesn't matter what she looks like; it matters what she sounds like.
I'm as worried for her health as anyone, but come on...
Mama Roux | 08.30.06 - 6:10 pm | #
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word.
aretha fucking rocks. i used to work with one of her producers who said she was the ONLY artist he ever worked with who never had to do retakes. spot on. every. single. time. vocal freak of nature and a producer's wet dream he used to say.
apparently her god forgot about size infinity bras.
Thanks, Anon!
Well, I'm not questioning her talent in any way. Just her fashion sense. Seriously. Have some self r-e-s-p-e-c-t.
My dad worked in a hotel when he was young, he met her. She made him get her cigarettes, and food in the middle of the night. Not funny, just thught I would share.
I see there are angry people here again. Thats not going to stop is it?
Failing the pencil test for damn sure.
Nice pearl necklace
yeah yeah she sang respect blah blah blah, she's still as fat as a subdivision
Aretha's a fat fuck...
damn I go to the post office and miss all the fun. I didn't know that you have to 'recognized' by regular posters to post here..mishmasucks where are the applications? fuck...am I going to have to pay MK for all these posts I did without being accepted first?
thank you Aretha Frankin, your pics make my DD's look like I am a member of the itty bitty titty committee
Too bad this chick's never gonna find those pearls again! Unless someone's got a forklift handy...
Failing the pencil test for damn sure.
Randi | 08.30.06 - 6:20 pm | #
lol!!!!
HOLY **** All hail the Queen!
I love Aretha Franklin. She has one of those voices, like Billie Holliday, that is a gift from god. 100 Years from now people will know about 'Retha and kids will be going Beyonce who?????
Still, she has to loose some serious weight to avoid some serious health problems.
Please Aretha, start revamping your diet and start living a bit more healthy. YOu need to be around for many, many years. No one compares to you
Ohh....I don't really know what to say here, only that dress needs to be a little bigger on top.
Mama Roux | 08.30.06 - 5:59 pm | #
Thanks Mama!
Poor thing!
Her spine must be crushed with backache...
Jesus H. motherfuckin' Christ!!!! I love, and I mean LOVE this woman and her countless contributions to soul, but...can you IMAGINE the cheese curds underneath those semi-deflated funbags???
Sweet fucking baby Jesus in a dildo store!!!!
Now I'm going to have nightmares. Of watermelons that attack people.
sweet jesus I have never seen anything so revolting in my life. She better keep on doing gigs, cuz her clothes HAVE to all be custom made. Is there even a size known to mankind that those tits are? 49 triple gazillion???
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
omg Noni, I shouldn't laugh at that, but I must.
i'm down with recycling as much as the next guy, but what is with this trend of wearing your old wedding dress to celeb parties?
Those are the biggest titties I ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
OMGOODNESS!!!! MAYBE IS ONE OF THOSE DIAMOND COATED FISHING LINES STRONG ENOUGH TO LIFT A WHALE....THAT POOOOOOR DRESS!!!
one twinkie away from a coronary.
Ennis, big penis hubby, double d's, now please don't say we can also bounce a quarter off your ass!! Bitch!
the fuckwad's logic was all over the place, let's not even go there.
That strap on her right shoulder is just about to saw off her arm. I guess that's ONE way to drop a quick 50 lbs.
oooo you stretched the box. shame. shame.
has she always been..umm large? I don't remember what she looked like back in her hay day?
perez hilton went here two weeks ago and got beat down for her.
you need to leave aretha alone. so many other celebrities who need a good ass kicking and you bang on aretha.
maybe it's true: fags *are* superficial.
Fail the 'pencil' test? She would fail the 'smith-corona typewriter' test.