FIRST !!!!!
i love the vacation!
he got rid of cancer and now he wants to conquer stds?
FIRST !! FIRST !! FIRST !! I WAS FIRST YOU FIRST HATING BITCHES !! HA HA !!
He wants Paris to be his fag hag.
and i call bullshit on this. std's are awful for his immune system
Hmmmn, maybe she will play Sheryl Crow in his upcoming biopic.
mentor a skank...that is so great!
He probably wants to get sick again so he can get another round of pity. I fucking hate Lance.
Maybe the cancer is back and he's going to fuck her so the other ball will just rot off...
*first class ticket for the bus to hell please*
What happened to becoming a born again virgin or whatever, Paris? Bitch is a fucking cock junkie!
Now I'm gagging.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! say it isn't true!!! I hope Lance's publicist come out with some statement like "These are viscious lies! Lance would never be caught dead with the likes of that skanky ho"
I see Lance has a deathwish
he got rid of cancer and now he wants to conquer stds?
florida girl | Homepage | 08.31.06 - 12:51 pm | 
I know he had cancer and all..and god bless him for making it through that and winning that tour de france shit 7 times, but I read he is not as sweet and the all around good guy that he is made out to be. I'm sure he banged her because...well because she would let him, and what man is going to say no to sex?
mikkster!! hi and LOL!!!!!
he got rid of cancer and now he wants to conquer stds?
florida girl | Homepage | 08.31.06 - 12:51 pm |
HAHAHAHA! I choked on my diet coke - my co-workers think I'm insane!!!!!
I can't stand either one of them but I hate that dumbass exgirlfriend of his even more. Sheryl Crow is a talentless bitchole
Because Paris is, like all into that bike-riding and beating cancer shit. Totally. That's hot.
Otis Redding.............I am truly laughing out loud. Keep hitting that refresh button? CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING FIRST AND FOREMOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they're not hooking up.. he's becoming a celebutante himself
They can both murder eachother for all I care.
THIS WHORE LEACHES TO WHOEVER IS ON THE WEEKLY RAGS....
RUN WHAT'S YOUR NAME......RUN!!!!
OH, WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!
Didn't he just beat cancer? Why not go smoke a cigarette? Jesus, Lance.
Steroids? Anything but PARASITE!
Parasites once inside you, are harder to get rid of then say, um Tara Reid at Club Hyde on a Saturday night
Well technically if they were in bed in a dark room rubbing against her must be kinda like rubbing against matthew with those drooping meat curtains of hers.
Band= The* Vacation.
My buddy Stephen is in that band. I dig 'em.
They can both murder eachother for all I care.
tender cavity | 08.31.06 - 12:59 pm | #
WELL DONE, tender cavity, WELL DONE!
Hey NoAnjl 
Okay, I'm here to tell you this story is not true.
I actually saw Lance Armstrong myself Tuesday night at the Pantages @ the Foo Fighters gig. He was with a date who definitely was NOT Paris Hilton.
There was no sign of Jake or Matt, and trust me, as soon as I saw Lance, I was totally on Jake alert.
Hey NoAnjil!
Really. Is Lance better than Paris? He left his wife and three children to persue a life of macking on chicks.
He's not fucking saint! He broke Sheryl Crow's heart, and you know she's an angel because she could have gotten the front of Vanity Fair instead of Hillary Skank, but Sheryl didn't spill the beans on Lance.
Paris and Lance are as perfect together as Jude and Sienna.
These couples should stick together and pollute others.
this is called a mid-life crisis...he and matty are total he-ho's...but there's a possibility that this is some beard action...
Who cares about these two.. yeah he looks better with Matt.
Hey Mishma!!!!
Is he trying to lose his other ball?
Of course it's not true. Lance is GAY GAY GAY
Vile. Perfect match. Wonder which one made the other scratch first.
her way of obstaining from sex is fucking everyone? is she using reverse psychology on us? that skanky little minx
Daddy who's the skank who keeps flashing her vagina when she gets out of your car?
Why would Lance hang out with her? Why would she hang out with him. They're one of a kind. Publicity whores.
Give Lance a break. After seven Tour de France victories and beating cancer he wants to take it easy. And there is nothing easier than Paris.
if the the truth comes out that
lance is dating or sleeping with this
parasite pigwhore i will lose complete
and total respect and admiration for
him. i certainly hope he is smarter
than that.
skinny fat!! ass!!! 
And there is nothing easier than Paris.
Randi | 08.31.06 - 1:11 pm | #
Truer words were never spoken. (or typed, whatever...)
I miss you elizabeth!!!!!!
Lowering his standards just a little bit, isn't he?
Let the leaking, burning, stinging sensation begin. Ha Lance let's see if you can win that race.
i will lose ALL respect for lance if he banged this whore
i will take it so far as to say if he bangs the parisite, that means he definitely took steroids.
Isnt he afraid of her Gerpes?
skinny fat!! ass!!!
NoAnjl | 08.31.06 - 1:11 pm | #
did you call me an ass? i'll cut ya, beeyotch
He's kind of young for a midlife crisis, no? I have no other explanation, other than maybe cancer is back in his brain.
skinny fat - I hope you know I meant ass in a nice, funny way, not a pimply hairy, stinky way.
(I'm not Mishma- I petitioning for her to get her loud mouth back her with us bitches.She's absent today.)
FYI - mishma is here!!!!
bring Mishma back | 08.31.06 - 1:20 pm | #
She's here somewhere. I saw her a little while ago.
lance is getting on my nerves... he dumps his first wife and then sheryl crow for no reason. what's the problem lance, you want to bang a bunch of hare-brained sluts with std's? geez
NoAnjl I only like you for your doggie ava anyway
*spits and weeps
He's hot.
I hope he sleeps with Jake. He would be good for him.
paris is not dating brandon.
Hey NoAnjil and everyone else
mishma! You did not say hi to me specifically! If you're just going to ignore me, then stay on topic bitch!
hi mishma!!!
skinny fat - jeez. If you want to borrow an av, let me know. Ruff.
Well that would certainly mean the apocolypse was nigh.
Ok, I've ended my peitition.
Who knew that lance would become such tabloid fodder?
paris is not dating brandon.
oh thanks, fountain of knowledge
duh. don't all gay guys love paris hilton?
Mikki, I am playing games, I need to keep my stuck up persona, you see.
NO ONE LOVES PARIS, BUT PARIS AND LOSER HANGER ONS LIKE PEREZ, OH AND HER GYNA, WHO MAKES $$$$$ TREATING ALL HER STDS
Mentor a Skank program?? Too funny!
mishma - you are LUCKY I'm not hanging screamin like that!
and my hubby LOVES her. 
shit, I hope he's not gay!
Oh course she's not dating Brandon. She's always just been his fuck buddy.
Wonky eye!
Haha NoAnjil, one must scream when it comes to saying anybody loves this vessel of virulent disease.
My husband says "he'll do her", which almost culminated in a divorce
Go to TMZ and check out the video of Paris Chad Muska dancing in Vegas. She so can not dance. My 2 year old nephew can dance better than that!
SLUT!!
I would love to see Paris's face when she realizes that Lance only has one ball!!!
Its sad but Paris' face is falling as bad as my 60 year old Aunts and in this picture she looks like Nicole Richie ... HAHAHAHAHA ... oops, sorry Nicole - I didn't mean to insult you ...
i dont care for p hilton one way or the other, but i can't help but to be reminded of an ostrich every time i see her face. I dont know why, pics of other people, famous or not, dont make me think of that ugly bird.
Paris wants to juggle his one testicle in her mouth!
OK. Sorry- That was gross.
mishma - LOL. I HATE when she comes on tv. I IMMEDIATELY look at him and start throwing daggers.
Lobotomy Eyes
It's ok, any reference to Parasite is gross. Plus by doing that, she can remain "celibate",(Britney air quotes)!
mishma,
Your husband cannot really mean that, can he? That IS grounds for divorce.
LA, thanks for the straight dope!
NoAnjl-I still see Brad-yay!
Hey to all the rest of you sluts!
LMAO! whoever posted above:
"Is he trying to lose his other ball?"
You're a genius.
Deb- I love Brit's Air Quotes!!
Mish-
Hell no! If my old man said that I would have to kick him in the junk for sure!
.....I really just hope it was all part of the "Mentor a Skank" program........
-that's a riot!
Your website is addictive...I love it! I'm trying to get my co-workers hooked on it, too-but we have to look at home....we can't look at work-too busy!
hope it was all part of the "Mentor a Skank" program.
Yeah, except who would be mentoring who, in this case? They're both skanks.
whoever is posting as me..your posts are numbered...you are so busted,,the moderator will kick you off...so stop it!!!
If he screws Hilton, you'll lose respect for Lance?! He doesn't deserve any respect after he left his family (with kids), then dumped Sheryl Crow, and is now picking up bar ho's every weekend. What a charmer!
is cancer catching cuz soon as lance broke uo with sheryl crow she was diagnosed with cancer....so then paris is next? oops, didn't mean to say that out loud....
Shouldn't it be Lance in Paris again?
I DON'T LIKE Paris.
but i wanna see her news and pics. every day...
what's happening to me!
Lance Armstrong is doubtfully gay (who the hell really cares anyway), but Brandon Davis is FAT and GAY. Paris Hilton is at least 25, teen age girls can say 'ewwwww' and 'gnarly', but not 25 year olds....her eye lids are starting to droop and her jowls are getting saggy...
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