First!
Yikes.
free Jo-HO-juice
Damn I'm so happy to be first I can't think of anything!
i've got to pee.
Guess the wax figure - win a bag of meth.
You didn't give us much to work with here MK.
I dunno what this is, but it's just wrong.
Which one is wax?
You really shouldn't let horses get so close to spillable beverages.
Fergie's got the last laugh on this one Madonna. No peepee pants for her this time. She put on her depends before this drinking contest.
After eating too much ice cream, Fergies got permanent brain freeze.
Fergie meets Ann Coulter in her natural state.
Cold Stone Vomitorium
Senior Activiy Night at the Old Skanky Ho Retirement home
Madonna teaches Fergie how to hold her dick and aim for the cup when peeing on stage.
In an attempt to become the leading fast food company, Sonic uses before and after examples to promote their new smoothies!
Madonna endorses Cold Stones new flavor Kabbalaberry.
Cold Stone....isn't than an ice cream chain? What's the advertising slogan here, if you look like Fergie, try bribing men with ice cream?
The completion of Fergie's pilgrimage to Madonna's shrine of piss.
Madonna teaches Fergie how to hold her dick and aim for the cup when peeing on stage.
Teffi | 08.31.06 - 3:05 pm | #
Time to play: “How Many PGA and Gatorade’s Will It Take Before You’ll Bed Furgley”
fergie asked madonna to wear her old corset and then they did the golden shower fantasy.
Does this statue of Madonna make me look like a hack?
I see London, I see France, I see that Tranny's underpants.
fergie and celine dion perform
together at ceasars palace.
Cold Stone Pee'ery
and I should straight beat the fuck outta Fergie for wearing the same jeans I wore in 8th grade!
House of Wax: Part Deux
(Shocking ending: ALL the hoes die!)
Ho' nuts and Do'nuts
TiredOldWhore | 08.31.06 - 3:06 pm | #
It's always worked for me.
*shrug*
I see London, I see France, I see that Tranny's underpants.
crysara | 08.31.06 - 3:08 pm | #
LOL! Love it! 
ENNIS!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fergie is the first to arrive for the second annual Drink Madonna's Cooter Juice contest.
Fergie samples Madonna's kaballah water piss, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
House of Kabbalah Water and Piss
Sorry, elton tom, was posting at the same as you!
LOL! Love it!
TiredOldWhore | 08.31.06 - 3:09 pm | #
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Thank you T.O.W.
The Dungeon of Horrors exhibit at Madame Tussaud's.
Heather has two fug mommies
after getting wasted once agian, fergie thinks she really is vadge.
Both these hoes are full of piss and vinegar.
If you tip them, the wax Madonna sings and Fergie shits herself.
can you guess which one is the blow up doll?
WTF...which one is the waxwork?
I scream, you scream, we all scream when see Fergie's face.
Vadge and Fergie expand their "brand" by marketing a water that won't let you piss yourself.
None of the artists at Madame Tussaud's wanted to imagine what Fergie looks like naked, so she has to be he own wax figurine.
Fergie lines up her drinks as she realizes she still looks more fake than Madonna's wax figure.
I scream, you scream, we all scream when we see Fergie's face.
Fergie's fairy godmother:
"Drink this potion and you will become a REAL girl"
'My milkshake brings all the trannies to the yard...'
Fergie's wax figure is interactive. When you walk by it and step on a sensor, it pees its pants.
I bet her dirt-star tastes like ice-cream.
And urine.
Fergie tries to demonstrate, through her art, just how many fountain pops she drank that night before going on stage and peeing herself.
Annie Lennox asks WHY?
None of the artists at Madame Tussaud's wanted to imagine what Fergie looks like naked, so she has to be he own wax figurine.
Kal | 08.31.06 - 3:15 pm | #
The new display at Madame Tussaud's is so fugly, it will make you piss yourself and your vadge itch.
Fergie can barely contain her joy as she beats an inanimate object in a pissing contest.
looks like andy dick in the background
Something tells me Fergie should NOT be drinking that much...
fergie about to demonstrate to christina aguilara how to drink so much that you piss your pants
Plastic makes it possible.
Record execs became nervous when Fergie's cd release party was attended by one wax sculpture and several milkshakes.
$100 to the first person to pick out the real waxlike dummy!!
Try our newest flavor...Camel Toe and Piss!
Due to the poor record sales of her solo album, Fergie has resorted to pitching Cold Stone ice cream. The wax Madonna was on hand to trick the public into thinking there was a celebrity involved.
Record execs became nervous when Fergie's cd release party was attended by one wax sculpture and several milkshakes.
tender cavity | 08.31.06 - 3:23 pm | #
That, for some reason, is so fucking funny.
Don't go for second best baby, put yourself to the test.
Fergie now offers her fergie pee in cups while Madonna oversees the operation
Try our newest flavor...Camel Toe and Piss!
Whisper | 08.31.06 - 3:23 pm | #
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Yummy!!
I'd hit it before I'd hit Fergie. The wax Madonna, I mean. And all the plastic cups. And the chair. And the table. And the checkerboard floor. And the background tarp. And whatever's ihe blackness behind the Madonna statue. I think it's a plant. Whatever, it could be a rabid wolverine and I'd hit it before I'd hit Fergie.
Fergie's fairy godmother:
"Drink this potion and you will become a REAL girl"
Now there's no excuse for peeing your pants, Fergie Ferg.
Yummy!!
El Bastardo | 08.31.06 - 3:26 pm | #
JACK ASS!
****WINNER****
FAT METH WHORE FERG SELLS HER PEE IN CUP IN FRONT OF A WAS MADONNA STATUE BECAUSE SHE IS A DRUGGED UP WHORE
"Trannies on Ice"-Ice coffee?
NoAnjl-better than Rocky Road!!
El Bastardo,
(Love your Eddie Izzard avie, luv.)
I'd hit it before I'd hit Fergie. The wax Madonna, I mean. And all the plastic cups. And the chair. And the table. And the checkerboard floor. And the background tarp. And whatever's ihe blackness behind the Madonna statue. I think it's a plant. Whatever, it could be a rabid wolverine and I'd hit it before I'd hit Fergie.
MoonLite | 08.31.06 - 3:27 pm | #
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DAMN!!! really don't like Fergie then??
Thanks Whisper
Wax on, whacks off
oh no waiting for all the xtina and fergie jokes...
FAT TRANNY DRUG WHORE FERGIE PEES IN CUPS AND OFFERS THEM AS "BEVERAGES' AS SHE ENTERTAINS ONLY GUEST: WAX MADONNA TO SHOW UP AT HER RECORD RELEASE/DRUG WHORE "PARTY"
Fergie defeats a wax sculpture of Madonna in a game of soda pop chess.
After having a few drinks, Madge is ready to kiss Fergie at the VMAs
this picture sucks. boring.
ELB - thanks, I needed that 
Michael Eisner | 08.31.06 - 3:28 pm Bob Dylan | 08.31.06 - 3:32 pm | #
Huh????? p.s. please stop screaming!
Fergie to Madonna wax figure," But what if you have to take a shit?"
'My milkshake brings all the trannies to the yard...'
Toodles | 08.31.06 - 3:17 pm | #
YOU BEAT ME TO IT!! Love it!!
What is going ON in this picture? WHAT?
NoAnjl,any time baby xxxx
Senor....don't drink the 'water'
FERGIE OFFERS HER PEE IN CUPS IN EFFIGY OF HER IDOL MADONNA WHO IS ALSO WELL KNOWN FOR HER WATER SPORTS
Record execs became nervous when Fergie's cd release party was attended by one wax sculpture and several milkshakes.
tender cavity | 08.31.06 - 3:23 pm | #
THAT is hysterical!
I dont artist on this piece of work didnt get the new-age correlation of "Milkshake."
even drag queens gaze upon her in horror.
The Tranny and The Vadge come together.
that Madonna has the face of Celine Dion.
MoonLite | 08.31.06 - 3:27 pm | #
Too funny,i'm out,good luck.
Bye Whisper!!!
NoAnjl-love ya honey xxxx
"Whatever those rules aren't real..."
"They were REAL that day I wore a VEST!"
"That's because that vest was disgusting!"
Thanks Chad...it looks like great minds think alike.
ELB - me too!!!
MoonLite: that was rather hysterical!
Now that it is revealed that Fergie is A FAT DRUGGED UP MAN "She" is reduced to pissing in cups at the wax museum and setting her pss out as beverages to people looking at wax madonna
Which one is plastic?
Cold Stone Cremery presents their newest ice cream Creation, Tranny-licious Triple Fudge Treat.
Medusa's ugly head caused even pop goddess Madonna to turn to stone.
"London Britches falling down, falling down, falling down..."
Is Matt Dallas dating Blu Cantrall?!!!! Say it ain't so!
Fergie, still trying to prove shes clean, asks Madge to give her samples to Fergie can pass them off as her own. The In-and-Out staff caught word but Fergie's only defense was so act plastic
Quick...Somebody kill two birds with one stone!
Granny Tranny vs. Boy Toy
Record execs became nervous when Fergie's cd release party was attended by one wax sculpture and several milkshakes.
tender cavity | 08.31.06 - 3:23 pm | #
That, for some reason, is so fucking funny.
Kris | 08.31.06 - 3:24 pm | #
made me giggle too!
After having a few drinks, Madge is ready to kiss Fergie at the VMAs
Anonymous | 08.31.06 - 3:36 pm | #
love that one too!!!
Riddle: What's the difference between Fergie, Madonna and an ice cream shake?
Answer: Two give me a mind numbing headache and the third is a delicious frosty beverage
Fergie, still trying to prove shes clean, asks Madge to give her samples to Fergie can pass them off as her own. The In-and-Out staff caught word but Fergie's only defense was so act plastic
ANON | 08.31.06 - 3:56 pm | #
thats coldstone, not in-and-out
Poser/Poseur
Due to the poor record sales of her solo album, Fergie has resorted to pitching Cold Stone ice cream. The wax Madonna was on hand to trick the public into thinking there was a celebrity involved.
Christina | 08.31.06 - 3:24 pm | #
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haha I love it
Vogue/Vague
I'm out. Catch ya' manana. It's happy hour.
Fergie "sure the mannequin is hot, but it took 16 shakes before it pissed
its panties, takes me only 3!"
Coldstone debuts its new flavor creations.
"Freeflow Fergie Milkshakes"-sometimes you just need to flow with it...
"Mother Madonna Kabbalah Krunch"-just as crunchy as the idol herself....
Quick...Somebody kill two birds with one stone!
Clint | 08.31.06 - 3:57 pm | #
Riddle: What's the difference between Fergie, Madonna and an ice cream shake?
Answer: Two give me a mind numbing headache and the third is a delicious frosty beverage
Anno | 08.31.06 - 4:01 pm | #
What has four legs and pisses itself on stage?
"Our milkshakes bring all the trannies to the yard"
Paris Hilton's publicist denies she was dancing on the table at Starbucks.
Toodles, sorry didn't read first *ducks*
Is she engaged to Josh anymore???
Coldstone debuts its new flavor creations.
"Freeflow Fergie Milkshakes"-sometimes you just need to flow with it...
"Mother Madonna Kabbalah Krunch"-just as crunchy as the idol herself....
Julia | Homepage | 08.31.06 - 4:06 pm | #
I think those are my faves so far!
With Fergie's solo cd a complete failure Fergie resorts to becoming Spokeswhore for ColdStones New Piss Flavored shakes
Which one is made out of plastic, Fergie, Madonna or the cups?
Look. It's a picture of my last shit. Oh wait. That was cuter.
Join my Fan Club. I am Mishma!!
BTW Winner:
With Fergies solo cd a complete failure Fergie resorts to becoming Spokeswhore for ColdStones New Piss Flavored shakes
Bob Dylan
: ))))))) SO FUNNY!!!!
Gimme a match.
WOW!!! new record for Ferrgie! 13 drinks down and still hasn't peed her pants!
Britney is already endorsing Starbucks Frappuccino so Coldstone had to settle for these ho's!
After 13 drinks, even the wax madonna wouldnt fuck Fergie!
How come every time you come around my london fog pants want to go down, like slutty slutty slutty!
Gimme a match.
The Divine Ms. Jimmi | Homepage | 08.31.06 - 4:18 pm | #
Damn, that made me laff.
None of the artists at Madame Tussaud's wanted to imagine what Fergie looks like naked, so she has to be he own wax figurine.
Kal | 08.31.06 - 3:15 pm | #
WINNER!!!
who let the dogs out?
Those are wax? Then there's no chance of them going away. Damn.
A puzzled Fergie doesn't understand why Madonna won't answer her after asking for career advice.
Fergie seen here attempting to suck the talent out of Madonna and store it in soda cups for future use.
Good luck dudes. Funny ones today!!!!! peace.
Fugly bitch.
Madonna with wax statue of Fergi.
Guess which one is plastic...
A stone cold bitch, some Cold Stone Creamery, and a cold sore. Match and win!
Battle Of The Plastics
Instead of crystal meth, Madonna now has Fergie hooked on Kabahlla soda.
Ah, Madonna with a bad case of "frog leg".
*sings*
My Milkshake brings all the trannies to the yard...
Yeah, so it's Madonna and Fergie... But can you guess which one's real?
12 cups, 2 wax hos.
That's right, I filled ALL of these cups.
From one dummy to another......
When the wax figure is hotter than you, you really need to pack it in
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT WHICH ONE OF THESE TRANNIES CAN SLAM BACK THE MOST JIZZ!
Express Yourself, don't Wet Yourself! Ha!
madonna is wax
fergie is wack
The Trannies convention is in town again.
absolutely nothing in this room is biodegradeable...
You'd think Vadge and Fergie could afford a more sophisticated Meth Lab. GAH!
Which one is the waxed statue?
Oh Sorrryyyy didn't see other milkshake post........... there were too many to read!
Fergie was recently immortalized in Madamme- Oh, Shit! It just moved!
The new poster for "House of Wax 2: My Humps"
Even Madonna's Wax figurine is hotter than Fergie!
ecch. both fugly.
A table full of Slurpees and a walking case of herpes.
it's the ho's at the suk-n-fuk drive-up window
Fergie's vaghole leaked her new energy drink.
'My milkshake brings all the trannies to the yard...'
Toodles | 08.31.06 - 3:17 pm | #
so funny!
okay, is that supposed to be mandonna? the face looks more like maniston.
fergie shouldn't do her own laundry. she so shrunk that vest.
One is a creature made of wax possessing no form of conciousness...the other is a statue of Maddona.
Fergie filming a commercial for the new Madonna Lemonade Dispenser.
Sooooo London Bridge-y!
Bye to you too, El B!
(I know that was more than a little late!)
Upon branching into Botox with their left over animal fat, Cold Stone's advertising exec was fired as soon as they came up with the slogan, "Sip. Plump. Fergie."
"Shake what your doctor gave you"
So Fergie's face is actually molded out of butter pecan, that explains it.
The House of Wax discount rack*
*free Fergie with any purchase
fergie and madonna at their wedding
I love the one about Madonna teaches Fergie to hold her dick and aim for the cups when on stage......
Fergie is entirely to easy to take the piss out of!
Even the used styrofoam cups have more sexual appeal than Fergie.
which one looks more waxen ??
The drinks start pourin' and my speech start slurrin' and everybody starts lookin' real good....nevermind....didn't work.
that's how many cups fergie pissed in crossing london bridge.
Fergie's now an official pee police superviser. Salute!
"After sampling all the jizz from the camera crew and staff that Madonna had spit up for her next erotica video, Fergie peed a little--look close!"
Well at least she didn't pee her pants this time.
i cant decide which looks more like a man, fegrie or madonna?
i cant decide which one looks more like a man, fergie* or madonna?
Which one is the wax sculpture?
What's the difference between these Ho's
and a refridgerater.....the fridge don't fart
When you pull out your meat!
Fergie:Is that Kathy Griffin ?
Someone:I think that is supposed to be Madonna.
Fergie: Damn,she looks just like Kathy G.sucks to be that wax figure.
afraid the cups would make her look human, fergie tried the next best thing
Lets see which one melts under fire
All Tranny's love Madonna.
Don't they?
which one is the statue?
Wait just a minute. Fergie's striking that same pose in a picture on "Go Fug Yourself." Are we sure she's not a wax figure, too?
"Turn down the heat Fergie's face is melting"
Yay Teffi - I loved that one! Congrats!!
Am I the only one who thinks that wax figure looks like Demi Moore in a madonna wig?
BLAH how horribly unfunny
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