He must love that Firecrotch!
fuckin slutwhore
it appears this dynamic duo obtains their coordinating trashtastic fashions at wal-mart.. always fugly slave labor fashion.. always..
http://www.stingybitches.com
and that shit is even to stingy for this bitch..
and we all know how well those young hollywood marriages go.
Could it be she's knocked up?
...That is right...Once the jizz passes the tonsils, it can no longer conceive......
My mistake, Blohan.
He was buying her a coke salver. That's so Pablo Escobar.
These bitches are classy.
her head looks like it's screwed on backwards or some shit in that photo where she's wearing the white shirt
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Woo-hoo my gravatar works!
Publicity stunt.
Miso,
I wonder if he displays the lines ...this is from Turkey-primo stuff..this line is good ole local California stash--serious buzz
They're soooo pathetic!
Michael baby...let me suggest a name for this couple. MorBlo!
Blohan might as well get married and have a kid. She's done everything else at the ripe old age of 20 
And I'm SURE the marriage will last 4-EVAH 
Perez has named them Hair Firecrotch 
OOOPS HAIRY Firecrotch
Ya never know.. I have heard. Getting a redhead to love and trust you is a speciality reserved for only few lucky elitists.
Publicity stunt.
pats | | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 9:25 am | #
Agreed.
Could be a publicity stunt, could just be a raging case of stupid.
My money's on stupid.
Why not get married? All of there celebrity friends do it all the time. It might only last for 10 minutes, but hey, who cares? Not them.
I called it, I knew she was pregnant!
wow! i cannot imagine that girl married. after her elle interview why would he even consider it?!
Hairy Firecrotch.... That's some funny shit - surprised it came from that douche Perez. He must have a guest writer while he's busy blowing any celebrity that will give him 2 seconds of their day.
(Yeah I feel like hatin' on everyone today. Deal with it)
Of course she's getting married b/c you know, she's sooo mature. This girl seriously thinks she knows it all. Dumbass 20 year old.
Is he digging a wedgie out of her ass for her in the second pic? If so, that is the height of sweetness!
The might as well get married! Say what you want, I like Lohan a lot better than Paris. At least she's a slut with talent, Paris is just a slut with money.
MY gravatar got approved but doesnt show up...why?
The might as well get married! Say what you want, I like Lohan a lot better than Paris. At least she's a slut with talent, Paris is just a slut with money.
thexxit | 09.01.06 - 10:04 am | #
I'm not sure either one of these stupid sluts have talent, other than snorting coke and sucking any random dude off (3 people my ass).
if he marries her...it will solely be for the attention...(see: talan and kim-bo)
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rock starr | 09.01.06 - 10:05 am | #
Hey, where it says "Email" on the comment form, put your email address that you registered at Gravatar with. It won't display your email, it just links the comment to your avatar.
hope he writes an iron-clad pre-nup, or blohan and mama will take him for every penny then can get...
I for one am happy for the lovely couple. Seems to me that Blo needs to have someone stable in her life. Sure she has been a bitch ass whore skank for a long time now but people change. Maybe she can straighten out without having her whore of a Mother and her idiot of a Father in her life. Harry, for all of his Pink Taco-ness, by all accounts doesn't drink or do drugs. He might just be the person who can be there for her.
who wouldnt love firecrotch!
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I think she has the talent of a snoring cat....
but hairy firecrotch would be pretty good!
I think she has the talent of a snoring cat....
but hairy firecrotch would be pretty good!
hope he writes an iron-clad pre-nup, or blohan and mama will take him for every penny then can get...
imapepper | 09.01.06 - 10:13 am | #
don't you know it!!!!
This has "looking for a father figure" written all over it.
Married????? That little trollop can't even legally have a drink yet!!!! Shit...she can barely vote!!! First you grow up, Fire Crotch, then you get married.
So I take it a month in Hollywood is like a year in the real world. Because really.....I coulda married a hellva lot of people if I used such a yardstick.
...and Daniel Boone called. He wants his boots back from that last picture.
Michael I think you mean Lindsey "blohan n' snortin'" , right?
I think marriage would be good for Lindsay. She is a nice girl that has strayed a little. Paris Hilton is a bad influence on her. She should stay away from people like her.
IF THE RUMORS R TRUE THEN MORTON NEEDS A CT SCAN OF HIS BRAIN ASAP.
I think marriage would be good for Lindsay. She is a nice girl that has strayed a little. Paris Hilton is a bad influence on her. She should stay away from people like her.
Anonymous | 09.01.06 - 11:30 am | #
U NEED A CT SCAN TOO IF U THINK SHE IS A NICE GIRL.
this is a test
yaay
THANKS TIRED OLD WHORE
Congratultions Dirt Rock Star-
Cool avie...
I think she is pregnant. Have you seen her belly? Not that that is why he asked but I do think she is with mini Firecrotch or Sparkcrotch...
Sparkcrotch...
meramari | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 12:05 pm |
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seriously tho, wtf is the bitch wearing??
i think she may be preggers, or on the binging swing of the bulemic cycle...
yeah i don't know about you guys, but i think dating for a whole month is the best preparation for a solid long-lasting marriage
11:35-I also think it would be nice if she married. I agree, she once was a good girl and I don't need any test.
Some of you are so rude. Everybody has a opinion, not just you.
is Har-Mor doin' the blow in the second pic?
Christ! I am fucking sick of hearing about this worthless cunt everyday!
Some of you are so rude. Everybody has a opinion, not just you.
Jim | 09.01.06 - 12:19 pm | #
You realize you are on a snarky gossip board, yes?
Sounds like Harry is suffering from whatever that thing is that women get where they think they can change a bad boy if they love him enough. Poor kid.
12:39/ Do you realize you are nut.
LL isn't getting married.
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= Well if they do get married, she'll definitely be well off, since he's a millionaire. Richer than her.
MorBlo-ha! or BloMor. It's a sign that their love was meant to be, that and the fact that her owns a Pink Taco and she owns a Red Taco! Yummy!
uh, HE owns a Pink Taco . .
PRENUP!!! Get a PRENUP Morton..
ok but for a billionaire going to Cartier is like going to the 99 cent store...
we'll see
If this works out though she will never have to work again and that could benefit all of us!!!!
I bet his hand stinks after grabbing her ass.
Good for her! I love that ho.
Yeah, um, I wish them luck, but... does anyone think this is going to last? I'm not even talking about the marriage, just the engagement.
Sorry, but this is just the first in many many such engagements that will never work out in Blohan's life.
er...you don't propose to firecrotches, you try to put the fire out....
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Good for Lindsay. She looks happy in ever pic of the two together. This guy will be good for her.
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