the vma awards were like vomit central.. jho looks like she just stepped off the set of "mars attack".. then again, maybe she was just too damned stingy to color her roots..
http://www.stingybitches.com
first
are those real diamonds....paid in full! Go girl!
Really I think she is lovely and elegant.
It's so...beige. So fitting for what response she inspires in me.
I guess add her to the ever-growing list of celebs that have, as of late, been completely losing thier minds. Tom Cruise? check. Mel Gibson? Check. Tara Reid? Check. Beyonce? Check. JLo? check check.
WTF kind of GD outfit is that? Grey Gardens indeed 
I GOT IT!!! JLo is wearing the headscarf because she can't dye her hair and the roots are showing because...here it comes... SHE'S PREGNANT!!!
Gah she annoys me. Talentless bitch.
J looks good!! The outfit is banging because it IS so different and her make-up is flawless. I question the thigh-highs in August but other than that I think she's rocking it
I thought she had cancer.
the vma's blew chunks.
the only good part was sarah silvermanstein. the worst moment was the britney kevin fiasco!
I like JLo. I like her movies, but not her music so much. I think her outfit is hideous, but she still pulls it off somehow.
I guess add her to the ever-growing list of celebs that have, as of late, been completely losing thier minds. Tom Cruise? check. Mel Gibson? Check. Tara Reid? Check. Beyonce? Check. JLo? check check.
Anonymous | 09.01.06 - 9:28 am | #
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Let's not forget
Jared Leto? check check check Paula Abdul? Check Tori Spelling? Check
I am happy that she married her own kind
movies.. check but,
70s dress and boots. WWST with the bandana???
I like her makeup. The eyeshadow is a little too much but I like it. Everything else on her bod looks soooo 1972.
I was just about to write something nasty and J.Lo's If you had my love just started playing.
She looked like she was at a photo shoot for some travel magazine.
That wasn't too nasty.
Perhaps JLO is preparing to board the mother ship with me to meet Xenu...have you nuts ever thought of that!!!
I like JLo, BUT that shit on her head looks ridiculous. Was she too lazy to wash her hair?
She looks like a cancer patient....what a fucking tool....try again bitch..
Can't believe I'm saying this: but I actually like it.
I think she looks great, plus maybe she is in fact preggers.
j-whore did the impossible..she made marc anthony look good.
i have a strange affection for this outfit and i don't know why?
it is inexplicable.
could it be she reminds me of the sexy aunt on "good times" ?
She's definitely going for the 70s look. At least she doesn't have boobies hanging out all over the place.
Seeing that picture of them kiss turns my tummy like the john travolta pic from yesterday...
Obviously she dropped out of Dallas to play Alexis Carrington on the new Dynasty movie.
sometimes fashionable = uggsville.
It really looks itchy, EWWW... I hate itchy!
And him - he looks like a total Medallion Man with his shirt unbuttoned and a million necklaces.
I'd rather see John T kiss another man than see her and Marc kiss.EWWW!
Is she seriously fucking kidding?
Coņo! You look like a payaso:
http://thumbsnap.com/v/nisx8bNC.jpg
Que carajo!
she looks kind of hot. her face has pretty great bone structure.
holy plastic surgery!
I think she looks hot here, minus the weird head thing.
i'm thinkin' genie j-lo...yes! meka leka high meka hinney ho....hahhaaa....ho! silly puss, look into the the future of your talentless career and fill me in on when you file bankruptcy and have to sell all your stuff....i would like to start the bidding...!
I hear you all on 'cancer patient'.
I would also like to throw 'synchronized swimmer' into the mix.
She has such a drag queen face....like Chi Chi Rodriguez from To Wong Foo...John Liguezamo or whatever the hell...
Shelooks amazing!!I mean sure the outfit is a bit severe but it dosent looks so bad on her because ho has additude!Now imagine Nicole Richie in this get up?NO,no,no!!!
Oh and her make up was perfection as always!
i think she was trying to play gina gershons character on "curb your enthusiasm"...you know the orthodox jewish whore...
i'm jewish and grew up orthodox...so i can totally say that.
Okay, I'm diggin' the boots. From the waist down, hot. Waist up, not so much. Damn you JLo for making me say something nice. I have to go find some hatorade so I can refresh my hatefulness.
i'm jewish and grew up orthodox...so i can totally say that.
Jinxy McDeath | 09.01.06 - 10:05
Oh look, it's the Latino Grace Jones.
She has the profile of Hedda Nussbaum.
Is she seriously fucking kidding?
Coņo! You look like a payaso:
http://thumbsnap.com/v/nisx8bNC.jpg
Que carajo!
miso | 09.01.06 - 9:57 am | #
Aye mi! She sure does!
This isn't a bad outfit, although I agree with Pats she should have gone lighter on the eyeshadow. It doesn't work though, I'm not sure why.
J-Ho looks better when she isn't trying so hard. And why can't she leave the Corpse Groom in his crypt for one night? Yeah yeah, we get it Jennie, someone married you finally. Now put that nasty stick down before it pokes someone's eye out.
maybe...alike kate hudson, she's taken a piece of judaism and making it her own...she IS a married woman...and according to traditional jewish custom, married women must cover their hair in public...
welcome to the tribe, j-lo!!!
i'm thinking a little house surrounded by office bldgs. with a neon sign and a sandwich board sign saying palms read, psychic readings by Madam BigAss. "There are three people in your life"...
She's turning into Marc Anthony. That first pic is unnerving!
ewww she looks awful there. like a silver dildo.
for more gossip check me out at
http://feedyounghollywood.blogspot.com
also, does anyone else think that fabric looks really uncomfortable? it's like that shit that your aunt muriel would give you as a present and you had to wear it for her a couple of times and every time you were like "i want to rip this shit off my body as soon as possible." oh, and it smelled like moth balls and estee lauder "youth dew."
welcome to the tribe, j-lo!!!
Jinxy McDeath | 09.01.06 - 10:10 am
Hahahah yeah,but you forgot to add:wipe out your check,bitch!!!
I think she's totally hot. But that outfit DOES look itchy LOL
And she does kind of look like a 70's era chemo survivor
but still hot!
i agree: hot
She has entirely too much confidence.
LOL Youth Dew.... Jinxy McDeath you must be gay b/c how would you know that? My mom wears that and I love it... smells like mommy... LOL
Hi,Billy baby how are you! 
Sorry... off-topic, but... whaddya buy a two-yr. old male nephew for his birthday? He has toys up to his nostrils and more clothes than Paris Hilton.
I wanna be original. Help meeeeeeeee...
feekal madder | 09.01.06 - 10:16 am | #
OMG this is so weird because my sisters kid has a b-day today and he turns 2 years!
And honey i feel your pain i have no idea what to buy him!I hate kids b.days! 
The outfit misses the mark because it looks like a mishmash of 70's and 80's styles. The hair wrap and boots and the cuffs of her sleeves say 1972, while her makeup and the poofy shoulders and the buttoned neckline and short skirt scream 1983.
bitch must be knocked up. her make-up is perfect though.
Oh... and BTW, JLo is a crow.
i bet her neck hurts from holding those diamond ear rings up.
feekal madder - I just gave a three year old a pair of drum sticks and a practice pad. He absolutely loved it.
fo sho | 09.01.06 - 10:05 am |
I love those fucking boots. She's all sex from the thighs down.
Pats(hi,hun)i agree i think the poofy shoulders ruin it!I tould look bettre without it!
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 10:19 am | #
Hahaha the best kind of pain,honey!
from the thighs up, however....
not awesome.
Youth Dew! ROFLMAO!
J Lo is pure sex from her nose to her chin.
pats | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 10:19 am | #
The fabric doesn't really work for it either, it needed to be made from soemthing with a softer look and better drape.
feekal madder - I just gave a three year old a pair of drum sticks and a practice pad. He absolutely loved it.
tender cavity | 09.01.06 - 10:20 am | #
The last two people who gave my kids any kind of musical toy like that for b-day or christmas are no longer on my speed dial. Noisy toys do not endear you to anyone's parents, but on the bright side, you'll never be expected to give that brat anything again.
marc anthony reminds me of my parents' dog; one part chihuahua, one part german shepard, one part dead.
TOW- hence the practice pad.
TiredOldWhore | 09.01.06 - 10:23 am | #
Damn your cruel! Give us abreak i mean when you are buying a present for a kid you have to consider parents too,now?Geez this is worse then i thought!
Ironically, nobody young wears Youth Dew.
Hey Fekkal,
Check out this link
http://www.partnershipforlearnin...?
ArticleID=1550
Karaboo - yes, the boots are HOT! I wish I could rock boots like that. And also 'yes' to MA being part dead.
Morticia, are you out there??? I saw you on the VMA thread momentarily last night....
fo sho | 09.01.06 - 10:27 am |
werd.
i'd wear youth dew if I could get away with it... so comforting....
Valerie you seriously give me a fucking headache.
Edie Bouvier had more class and looked better when she wrapped those sweatshirts around her head. Edie was a natural beauty, crazy as she was
Now if PayLo could do a march to the VMI marching song and twirl a baton, I'd be truly impressed
i'd wear youth dew if I could get away with it... so comforting....
billy balls
It does remind you of a cool old aunt, doesn't it?
I wanna be original. Help meeeeeeeee...
feekal madder | 09.01.06 - 10:16 am | #
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Well you have to start with what does he like? My nephew likes Elmo so I bought him a BIG Elmo and he sleeps with it. Or you may go for a dvd? I have no idea!! Tried!
Deb - my mommy
Valerie | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 10:25 am | #
Just remember, the kid you're buying that noisy thing for lives with someone, and that someone will have to listen to that toy day in, day out. So at least throw a bottle of something nice in for the parents, that's all I'm sayin.' Oh, BTW, PLEASE never buy actual metal tambourines. Unless you hate the parents.
Why do all these idiots ALWAYS pose with their damn mouths open? When is that going to go away?
Valerie you seriously give me a fucking headache.
Anonymous | 09.01.06 - 10:30 am | #
Picking on people all ready today? Leave Val alone, not only is she cool, she has the same name as my youngest daughter. So go away, troll.
Yep to Jinxy, TOW, and Valerie. The fabric and the poofy sleeves are wrongwrongwrong! There were poofy sleeves back in the 70's but poofy sleeves on a sweater-y fabric was 80's. With a few changes this outfit would be great.
When is her dumbass movie with her manorexic hubster coming out? Maybe that's why she's dressing the way she is.
Valerie you seriously give me a fucking headache.
Anonymous | 09.01.06 - 10:30 am | #
Picking on people all ready today? Leave Val alone, not only is she cool, she has the same name as my youngest daughter. So go away, troll.
TiredOldWhore | 09.01.06 - 10:34 am |
yeah, way too early. and it's friday. before a long weekend. let's enjoy.
you know she's wearing a hat to cover up the gray hair- since she cant dye it (pregnancy anyone?) so obvious!
No, I have to disagree because she looks good. I'm not sure, it may be that I have drastically lowered my expectations, but I'm thrilled that I'm not seeing nip or hooch. Other than that, she can wrap herself in foil and call down the mother ship all she wants.
being pregnant didn't seem to stop shitney....
TOW, your youngest is named Valerie? My oldest is named Valerie!
Why do all these idiots ALWAYS pose with their damn mouths open? When is that going to go away?
Myself | 09.01.06 - 10:34 am | #
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Usually, the open mouth is the universal symbol for 'Insert cock'.
However, in this case, the open mouth is for to balance out the wonky eye.
Since I just outed my oldest daughter, I might as well out the younger one too... her name is Stephanie.
Karaboo,
yah, love the fuk me boots, her calves are retarded.
hi gracie!
valerie, where you been bitch?
strap on's rainy day | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 10:39 am |
they also have the oh-so-convenient knee flap to prevent carpet burn. thoughtful designers!!
i take my nephews on "dates" for their birthdays, instead of buying them stuff (b/c like yours, they already have everything under the sun!).
I think she looks good. The ho maybe a ho but she is beautifull.
That's sweet, Billy!
It reminds me of a cool old landlady I had years ago.
feekal - you wanna be original, buy the kid some booze.
hi strap-on, what up?
Adelcrows | 09.01.06 - 10:37 am | #
LOL! Metallic knits always make you look like an extra in a bad sci-fi flick, don't they?
TOW, your youngest is named Valerie? My oldest is named Valerie!
pats | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 10:38 am | #
That's really cool Pats! My oldest is Audrey, after my favorite all-time actress.
Why does JLo always make this retarded face? She's pretty when she smiles This "sultry" gaze thing she does always just comes off more like a DIRTY LOOK.
she looks good but she doesn't look like JLo...has she had some work done on her face because i don't even recognize her?!
Everyone must go see Grey Gardens when it is on Broadway. I saw it off-Broadway and it was fantastic!
TiredOldWhore | 09.01.06 - 10:41 am | #
TOW I was totally considering Audrey as a name for my girls but the hubby wasn't as excited about it as I was. I wanted feminine classic names but not too trendy or overused(well I mean overused nowadays; both Valerie and Stephanie were used a lot more in times past)
OK I rambled on enough! Back to trashing celebs.
gracie,
what're you doin dating your nephews?
naughty minx!
The bitch is FLAWLESS!!!!
I'm glad that she always takes risks and doesn't look like anyone else on that carpet. Everyone else looked entirely too similar, especially Beyonce and Shakira.
I wanna be original. Help meeeeeeeee...
feekal madder | 09.01.06 - 10:16 am | #
Not original, but anything and everything Thomas the Tank Engine.
Easel, finger paints, smock.
Books are always good.
*weeping* Thanks, y'all. Those are all excellent ideas.
Think I'll start off with a Diego DVD, 'cuz he's glued to the set when that crap comes on.
JHo is DEFINITELY with child.
TiredOldWhore | 09.01.06 - 10:33 am
I will,thanks for advice!
And how cool is it that your daughter has the same name as me and Patsys too there is no doubt that they are smart beautiful girls! 
That's just it! It is WAYYYYY to early for the mental ASSAULT that is Valerie.
Actually, it is OK to dye your hair when pregnant. I did with both of my children, after I consulted a GYN who's opinion I trusted. The colors to avoid are the really potent ones, like raven black and platinum blonde. But my doc told me as long as it was done in a very well-ventilated area it would be OK.
What was up with all the rock bands being styled the same: black asymetrical hair falling over one eye, victorian waistcoats and whiny commercial sounding songs?!
valerie, where you been bitch?
strap on's rainy day | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 10:39 am | #
Hi,babe how are you?I have been missing you lovelies but i couldnt post because i had some problems *cough**cough* but i am back yall Seriously i love dlisted and you guys specially my anonymous *cheeto* fan!
Oh and did anyone else catch that every single performance had slutty backup dancers even the rock bands? What the hell!?
You know manorexic Reptar Sanchez dresses her for these occassions. I'm sure it's because he thinks that the worse she looks, the better he looks. Although, he's still quite grotesque.
Side note...is that outfit made from the same material that shark-proof suits are made from? That's cool.
That's just it! It is WAYYYYY to early for the mental ASSAULT that is Valerie.
Anonymous
If you can't handle it, go elsewhere. It's way to early to whine about their headache. Take two advils and dial up Perez then.
I am so glad not to be part of this generation! Poor things they don't know no better
When is her dumbass movie with her manorexic hubster coming out? Maybe that's why she's dressing the way she is.
pats | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 10:35 am | #
Patsy i read that the movie will be shown at Toronto film festival!
I am actually hoping to see it,but i know there is like 95% chance it will be crap!
But Heactor had a great life story and maybe they wont fuck it up!*wishful thinking*
So, when is it my day for a stalker? Can we pencil this in for next Tuesday, I should be available then.
I guess what I really want to know is if Mark Antoinette crams his chalupa into Greylo's eager dumper.
TiredOldWhore | 09.01.06 - 10:56 am | #
Deb | 09.01.06 - 10:54 am | #
Could not have said it better myself.
I guess what I really want to know is if Mark Antoinette crams his chalupa into Greylo's eager dumper.
tender cavity | 09.01.06 - 10:57 am | #
I'd say there's a good chance, dude does have a permanent "boner."
That's really cool Pats! My oldest is Audrey, after my favorite all-time actress.
TiredOldWhore | 09.01.06 - 10:41 am | #
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My youngest daughters middle name is Audrey Love IT!!!
strap on
you're so naughty. behave yourself!!!
Did anyone watch VMAS?
Ok i liked Justins performance he was hot,Beyonce has lost her fucking mind that was insanity on another level!C.Aguliera brought the house down she sanged amazing,i am not a fan but her live singing was perfection!Shakira did good!
Oh and Jack Black needs to STFU cuz he wasnt funny not even for a second!
She looks like Norma Desmond crossed with Tina Sinatra. Gawd I hate her
Feekal Madder
Little boys like trucks and cars, but if he has lots of toys, then get him a book about trucks and cars. One with tons of pics. Sure, you wont be his favorite Aunt, but at least he won't expect much from you for Christmas.
Oh , and give it to him with a big goofy grin on your face, like it's the best thing ever. That will really confuse him.
Valerie | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 10:56 am | #
Yep the guy that their movie is based on deserves to have his story told in a competent way, but who knows if these two can pull it off?
SHe look like Greta Garbo dressed up as a hooker!!
She does have a GREAT makeup artist...
he's just creepy lookin.
OK SOMEONE...help
I signed up at gravatar then got rated G..b/c thats how I am ...
now what?? There are no instructions on that site...its supposed to just show up( the pix)
I am a computer know NOT
Thanks...I just dont want to get my id jacked anymore by the racist.
Lola | 09.01.06 - 10:59 am | #
That's really cool! I always loved the name Audrey.
I thought the same shit when I saw her ass!!! GREY MUTHAFUKKIN GARDENS!!
patty
enter your email address you used to sign up for the gravatar (it doesn't show up on your posts. then copy and paste the gravatar link into the URL.
you show those hijackers who's boss!
why must they always do the PDA thing? it wouldn't be so bad if they didn't do it AT EVERY FUNCTION THEY ATTEND! I'd still hit on his woman just because he's always smoochin her up for the cameras, geez.
patty cake THE REAL ONE | 09.01.06 - 11:03 am | #
Honey, when you look at the comment form at the bottom here, on the line that says "Email," enter the email you used when you registered at Gravatar. It won't show us your email, it just links the comment form to your avatar. Give that a try.
When is their crap movie coming out, I wanna start hoarding eggs, tomatoes and fetuses
Stick to big pictured books of dinosaurs. Boys love that shit.
Good inexpensive gifts for 2-year-olds when you don't know what to get them: coloring books and stickers. A 2-year-old doesn't color very well but they love to scribble on the pages anyhow, especially if the pages have their favorite character. Also they love a big mylar balloon of their favorite character. Those kinds of gifts are not something that'll last for a long time, but they enjoy it for the time being.
Can a plastic surgeon fix Parasite's wonky eye? Could Dlisted find out and post an informative article about it? Just curious. I will try and find out and post my findings later. This really bugs me. She has all that money but has such a wonky eye. What gives?
Why can't the racists go play at Rants n Raves? Go To SF, it's a bigot bonanza, why you will find the white dudes that hate on the asians that hate on the white dudes for stealing their women and the white boys that say that koreans are sluts and the blacks that say all crackers should die and damn I am too hung over for this.
I don't get her anymore.
Thankyou guys..the unveiling is coming...
xoxo
i'm feeling warm and fuzzy for all ya right now...
testing
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That's really cool! I always loved the name Audrey.
TiredOldWhore | 09.01.06 - 11:03 am | #
Yep it is an awesome name.
Yippee!!!!!
patty cake | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 11:13 am |
Yay your gravatar cherry has been popped! Cute doggie!
Stick to big pictured books of dinosaurs. Boys love that shit.
louie | 09.01.06 - 11:07 am | #
My girls love those too. Books are always a plus, and so art supplies. Crayola has a line of markers and finger paints that only work on special paper, so little ones can't make messes with them. Maybe those would be a good idea.
Pretty poodle puppy patty.
mishma | 09.01.06 - 11:06 am | #
Mishma the movie will be shwon at Toronto Film Festival on Tuesday, Sept. 12 9:00 PM &Thursday, Sept. 14 3:00 PM.But the nation wide release date is Octobre!The stupid bitches are aiming for oscars!We will se!
LOL Youth Dew.... Jinxy McDeath you must be gay b/c how would you know that? My mom wears that and I love it... smells like mommy... LOL
billy balls | 09.01.06 - 10:16 am |
i'm a girl...and i'm straight. i know youth dew because i had a jewish grandmother.
if jlo spent a little more time on practicing her 3 sentences that she wrecked on stage then that arab wife-y head band, it would be much better for her.
"I saw J-lo walking the catwalk at the VMA's, and her hair was perfect.
ahh-oooo, a werewolf's her husband, ahh-ooooo."
hey mishma,
isn't drunken pussy one a those martial arts fighting styles?
oh okay gracie i will behave, you sexy little finger-stud you (placing my pinky to my mouth).
She has such a drag queen face....like Chi Chi Rodriguez from To Wong Foo...John Liguezamo or whatever the hell...
Sammi D | 09.01.06 - 10:04 am | #
YES! Thank you! I posted a comment similar to that awhile back because she did look like that character. Well everyone started giving me shit saying that I was full of it but I stood by what I said. I guess I was surrounded by worshippers of this materialistic whore.
I guess I'm the only one who besides Jlo thinks Marc Anthony is sexy. Something about him just is to me. Also, I never like her until she hooked up with him. Maybe it's a latino thang since I'm one like them.
patty cake 11:13am,
hooray!!! congradulations, and hisssssssssssss, phfft phfft!!!
It's the drunken eagle strap on!
"I saw J-lo walking the catwalk at the VMA's, and her hair was perfect.
ahh-oooo, a werewolf's her husband, ahh-ooooo."
strap on's rainy day | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 11:26 am | #
LMFAO!!!!!
Strap-on, if I kick my hubby to the curb, will you marry me?
Yea Patty Cake!
Val, she seriously thinks she's getting a Oscar? Bwhahahahahaha
mango chica,
i know dude can sang like a mutha, fo sho. it's painful when he and his wife sing together, his voice just magnifies how bad hers is.
What is with JLo's turban??? She wears them all the time now! Do you think she is bald??? Isn't she a little young to be doing the Greta Garbo thing??
I like Marc Anthony's music, and heaven knows I love Latino men (Benecio baby, I'm waiting for you!). But Anthony looks like he died sevreal years back and no one noticed, or cared.
TOW,
you got me baby, i'll fit you up for a strap-on. i wondered if anybody got that reference, thought i was losing my edge.
mishma,
nuh-uh! it was a samurai toonces!
MA always has an expression on his face that says, "I just got a dirty sanchez". Or maybe that's just his facial hair? Nah!!!!!!!
Does anyone find that there isn't one spec of chemistry between JLo and Marc? Wow! She and Ben Affleck just ignited just by standing next to each other, gazing into each others eyes, wanting to rip each others clothes off....these two can't even fake it! So they'll probaly stay together for years. itsall Showbiz. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
strap on's rainy day | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 11:45 am | #
I can't quit laughing!
does J-lo have cancer? she pulled out of that movie, and every picture of her since then has shown her sporting a head covering like that, i haven't seen her hair in months, and i'm starting to wonder if something has happened and she's lost it or is ill.
WTF Is with the scarf on the head?? She's done that before & Got bad press why would she do it again?? Maybe she's prego and can't dye her hair?? Regardless it was nasty...
Oh Little Eeeeedieeeeeee, you are such a divine wreck!
"If ya see her cd at the record store, better not listen in.
You stay away from the record bin, you'll rip your ears off Jim.
Huh, i'd like to fire that label. nnneh!
ahh-ooo, a werewolf's her husband, ahh-ooooooo...." hahahahahahahaha!!!
JLo is abouut to sneeze in that first pic. AAAAAAAAHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOO...(phleghm spray)
ah, i gotta confess, i kind of like this outfit, even if it looks painfully itchy. lose the do-rag, that looks retarded. but i'm diggin the boots, and MA doesn't look like he's slowly dying of an unknown illness! Yay!
i love her look. she looks flawless. she's bringing funky back.
I think she's pregnant. I think she was pregnant before when she let her grey roots grow out (about 2-3 months ago) but must have miscarried because she dyed her hair later. So I think she's pregnant again and not dyeing her hair and doesn't want to be as obvious again in case she miscarries.
About the whole hair-dyeing while pregnant, it's generally not recommended in the first trimester but opinions differ about that like anything else. J-Lo strikes me as the kind of woman to take that shit seriously, especially if she has miscarried in the past.
oh how i hate j. lo
ever since marrying the skeleton, she's acted and dressed like an old lady. she's so retarded.
strap on's rainy day | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 12:06 pm | #
In my family, we used to have fiercely fought contests to see who could re-write songs the funniest. You win, werewolf paws down.
I love the outfit I think if she would of worn black boots instead she would of looked perfect! And her make-up is flawless that said I do feel a little itchy looking at it. I just can't cover my neck up that high without feeling like someone is trying to choke me.
Did sum1 4get to touch up their roots again?!?!?!?!?! Hmmmmmm I wonder...And those earrings...I mean diamonds are a girls best friend...But thats just ridiculous...OPRAH WATCH OUT!
His hair was perfect, good one Strap!
*Tired old whore 11:42 a.m.
You are one funny mo'fo.
"i love her look. she looks flawless."
You're fucking blind.
Love your av, Milla!
The outfit would have been cute without that ugly ass rag on her head.
AGGGHHHH!! EVERYTHING OLD IS SHIT AGAIN!!! JUST SAY NO, J-LO! Olivia fucking Newton John never looked so 79-80's awful
THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE!!!!!!!
THE WOMAN LOOKS GORGEOUS.
HOT GORGEOUS. THIS SEPARATES THE GIRLS FROM THE WOMEN. AND J-LO IS ALL WOMAN.
LOVE THIS LOOK. ONLY A FEW PEOPLE CAN PULL THIS OFF.
Best Dressed woman in Hollywood. Period. From that lovely green Versace famous dress to this. Lovely.
What is happening?? Why does everyone look like complete crap?? That's it. I'm just going to save myself time and money and buy a fucking trashbag with a belt and roll with it.
I'll look just as good.
hey who was that black guy that pushed away Panic! At the Disco before they accepted the award and grabbed JLO's mic. The camera immedietly went to a wide shot and you can see technicians rushing towards them to rush the blacky away...JLO looked confused as fuck.
She looks more like a plastic doll every time I see her. She must have a cosmetic store caked into every pore on her face. And she never moves her face except into a little fake smile.
She also must be getting wattle neck, if she's wearing a high neck like that. Aging is bad enough, but does she have to age into her nineties like this (as per the outfit)?
Her face looks Lovely. She had Botox injections.
Gorgeous. Just plain gorgeous. Wow.
You're so right SANDIJ.I bet she washes her mouth with scope afterwards.She can't fake it !!
Skeletor looking normal.Ha..ha..that'll be the day.
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/
...nifer_lopez.jpg He looks like a coke head here
omgggggggg
Rhoda did it better.
this look doesn't work for JLo.
LOL RHODA!!!
I loved Rhoda's apt...it had a bed and a 7th avenue schlep rack with her clothes on it!! Perfection!
she looks like she's on chemo...
Is that the appropriate costume for the day? She looks like she just stepped out of Grey Gardens
She looks like Madame from Hollywood Squares.
She looks like Madame from Hollywood Squares.
rolexxxus | 09.01.06 - 4:10 pm | #
That just made me laugh so hard. She TOTALLY does!!
why didn't anybody tell them it wasn't halloween.She went as a martian and he went as himself .Ugly little chihuahua LOL!
She has the profile of Hedda Nussbaum.
anon | 09.01.06 - 10:09 am | #
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That is cruel! HEE! HEE! HEE!
She usually looks top notch, but I don't like this outfit at all.
I can't believe no one's said it..she looks like Jade from America's Next Top Model. Oh stop fronting! You know you watch it, too.
That being said, as much as I want to loathe J. Lo, I like her. I know it's sick, I know it's unnatural, I know she's a raging cunt, but I'm so mesmerized by the Pretty.
Strap On's Rainy Day:
I salute anyone who can so casually quote Warren Zevon.
Jenny from the block has let the diamonds and some serious money get to her head. Retard. You dont live in the cover of Vanity Fair. Gods, who the hell does she hang around with besides skeletor. Im surprised her fat ass hasnt shattered him into pieces.
I'm happy for J-Lo. Chemo's a bitch.
Those earrings look similar to the ones that Oprah used to wear during her daily errands. I believe that Oprah paid about $500,000 for her earrings.
uuugh....why?
i cant believe she dont sweat in that get up, it does look itchy.
she couldn't find the right wig so she wore the doo rag
ahhahhaaa I couldn't have said it better Michael K. I also thought she looked like an olympic swimmer.
for a two year old that has everything (which describes my daughter to a tee), get them a zoo membership or day pass or pass to the local childrens museum or swim lessons or some type of fun day trip tickets for kids, whatever is in your area. I tell everyone not to buy my daughter anything especially not toys and guess what always happens?? I end up with a million ugly stuffed animals or noisy toys, ugghhh and she only likes them for two minutes anyway. Trust me, unless the parents are lazy and dont like to take the kid places then go with something like zoo passes or tickets to the wiggles concert or doodlebops or barney, anything but toys!
SHE LOOKS LIKE A CANCER PATIENT
Yuck it's her Grasshopper Hubby.Ok J-loan her another outfit please,stop the gag inducing PDAs. As for captain save a J-Ho Mark A, good for you Loving left overs.
Maybe she's orthodox now or may she's the new spokesperson for "charlie" perfume. LOL!!!
hated jlo's outfit. well maybe if the rag and boots werent joined along with the dress.
i love this look....its sooo cute and flapper like. she can pull of the look. be honest, just its hot as hell and she knows she shouldnt be wearing that suit...but she looks hot.
She looks like she's going to eat Marc alive!
Her top says shes cold. Her bottum says shes hot. Im confused what season are we in. summer or winter?
Trust me, unless the parents are lazy and dont like to take the kid places then go with something like zoo passes or tickets to the wiggles concert or doodlebops or barney, anything but toys!
Anonymous | 09.01.06 - 9:53 pm | #
that's very good advice.
She looks like Madame from Hollywood Squares.
rolexxxus | 09.01.06 - 4:10 pm | #
That just made me laugh so hard. She TOTALLY does!!
Lobotomy Eyes | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 4:12 pm | #
oh shit, she does!
she looks like a cancer patient. she looks really bad OMG!!!
ok she looks so freaken great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she looked the best!!!!!
Baby rocked it! Very nice. Very different. This style is coming back on the runways in a couple of months. Lopez is giving us the preview of what's to come. I'm usually all for fun, but I find these "cancer patient" comments very inappropriate. That whole situation should never be taken lightly.
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