Watching the vma’s is like participating in a vomit fest.. call me a music nazi but the pussy crab dolls (and the male population at large) would have been better served had mtv awarded them a case of easy off heavy duty genital wart and oven cleaner instead of a useless statue
jho looks like she just stepped off the set of mars attack and what on earth compels fergie to think anyone wants to see her camel toe? that skank is so contagious you catch chlamydia just by looking at her.. chestica is retaining that georgebushian deer struck in the headlights expression.. and parisite apparently is so stingy she borrowed her outfit from cyndi lauper’s 1980’s closet..
http://www.stingybitches.com
anyone notice that at least half the women barely had their asses covered? they looked really uncomfortable on stage. As if they weren't aware that, when on stage, there will be people below you looking up your tiny little dress.
What is the Hogan's girl's "talent"?
Seriousely, Paris. Go away. MK SO Funny you are right, she makes it so easy. But she's a good girl, y'all!!
oh my
yeah, it was really a crapfest this year.
Didn't watch it, didn't care - and after seeing those pics, I'm glad.
What a bunch of cheap skanks.
OUCHIE!!! You were brutal!!
"And she's the annoying hooker that will talk to you while sucking your dick!" LMAO!! Hey, MK, just how many tried to talk to you while they get high on ur meat pipe? :P
Oh, and there is nothing even remotely attractive about Parasite. She is just fug.
(I didn't think that anyone else has ever pointed it out, so I'll just say what everyone is thinking... I'm cool like dat.)
ew.
Last night's shit-storm reinforces that the modern music industry is 3,458,095 seconds away from imploding.
That's Brooke Hogan? I thought it was Jenna Jameson.
hilton looks like a fucking tranny.
she has no tits, manjaw, and huge feet.
What is the Hogan's girl's "talent"?
Jasmin | 09.01.06 - 10:55 am | #
Exactly! The same can be asked of the other hos pictured.
I watched some of it, and Jessica Simpson was hideous. Something was seriously wrong with her face and she had a hard time talking. What the hell did she do to herself??? She was once decent looking.
then again, I shouldn't be insulting trannies like that....
For the love of DOG!!!!
At least Simpson didn't wear those horrid extensions, her own hair looks way better, but, she has changed, her features, body, something is different, and not, for the better. She also should stop with the stupid expressions, her voice, is bad enough.
Paris Hilton's dress looks like a Bjork reject and WTF is with those Mary Poppins shoes
looking at paris i could have seriously seen her staring as a guest on the 80's show peewee's playhouse
looking at paris i could have seriously seen her staring as a guest on the 80's show peewee's playhouse
Did you notice when Jessuckah flubbed her lines she said: "oops I made a Jessica" WTF is a jessica? And why would you say that about yourself on national TV unless you were dumb as rocks?
I really should not ridicule teenage trannies in their most difficult years, BUT...
Is she trying to channel Sheena, queen of the jungle here?
Because she looks more like She-MAN!
Paris is dressed like Madonna in 1984 in the Lucky Star video.
I remember Madonna rolling around the stage in the wedding dress too for Like A Virgin.
...Good times......
Has Jessica Simpson been on a non-stop diet of KFC hotwings and Twinkies??? Why is she in all these magazines right now sharing her "diet tips" and "how I lost 8 lbs in a week before the Teen Choice Awards" when clearly she has been PACKING THEM ON rather than losing? She looked like a fat sausage in a thin casing and dont even get me started on her constant CAMEL TOE these days!!!
Is Paris wearing boots with that prom dress from hell? I thought the tulle went under the skirt, not over it.
milli vanessa vanilli is a poor man's brooke burke.
[sigh] Oh Paris, just because ankle boots are in doesn't mean you pair them with an 80's style party frock. I wish someone would tell these twats wearing every trend at once is not stylish
Paris is fucking disgusting. That hair + makeup = ace ventura on crack. She needs to be killed asap. Hopefully her stds will devour her soon.
Paris is fucking disgusting. That hair + makeup = ace ventura on crack. She needs to be killed asap. Hopefully her stds will devour her soon.
Anonymous | 09.01.06 - 11:06 am
ace ventura!!! LOL!!!
Paris looks like Melrose Ave puked on her circa 1984.
Chestica...girl you need a fashion intervention...I think she should start at Talbots and work her way over to Brookes Brothers.
i'm too tired for this...
patty cake THE REAL ONE | 09.01.06 - 11:07 am | #
More like LANE BRYANT is what Jessucka needs.
this entire show was zzzzz. and i'm still waiting for someone...anyone to bring sexy back. please, i beg of you.
What the hell is going on. Jessica Simpson looks like a bigger idiot than usual...and where the hell are the bottoms on Brooke? That is not a dress. Why do these hoochies keep thinking that if it isnt a baby tee thenyou can make it into a dress with some nylons. WHO Goes out looking like that WHO. Why dont you feel stupid!? D A M N IT!!
Jessica looked like an oompaloompa
I didn't know Tammy Faye Baker attended the VMA's last night...
These trannies are so overated, they have no talent and most of them, if not all probrably cannot complete the alphabet or count pass 10 (or even up to 10.
#And to think, decent people with talent and reading abilities does not get as much attention as these trannies. 
for shame. 
TheBreakdown | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 11:04 am |
Yup. Tanya Roberts she ain't!
MK, bedrock heh-heh.
"There's a town I know where the hipsters go called Bedrock, twitch twitch...."
i'm too tired for this...
patty cake THE REAL ONE | 09.01.06 - 11:07 am | #
...Tell me about it...
These crackheads are giving me a headache...
Parasite = Brigitte Neilsen
Brooke Hogan = Tarzan tranny
At the next VMAs they should hire an S&M club to do the interludes between performances, that would push the envelope in a direction I think MTV might like...
Paris' hair looks like the Bob's Big Boy hair.
MJF | 09.01.06 - 11:11 am |
shit, Gitte is a genius and a star compared to that black hole of a twat.
MJF | 09.01.06 - 11:11 am |
shit, Gitte is a genius and a star compared to that black hole of a twat.
oh how I despise the whore that is Paris Hilton.
Her fucking asshole is assuredly so stretched out that her fuckbuddy of the minute doesn't even have to spit on his dick to shove it up her dirtroad.
milli vanessa vanilli is a poor man's brooke burke.
karaboob | 09.01.06 - 11:05 am | #
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
WTF happened to Chestica? She used to be so cute!
karaboob | 09.01.06 - 11:11 am |
Oh yeah...I forgot about the Beverly Hills Cop movie. At least 'gitte's most memorable role wasn't filmed in 8mm in a skanky hotel room.
Sorry, my bad.
Morticia | 09.01.06 - 11:13 am |
yay morticia. been missing your venom!!
thanks skinny fat 
MJF | 09.01.06 - 11:14 am |
there will always be that.....
why did paris draw black eyeliner in the crease over white eyeshadow
Jessica Simpson just keeps getting uglier by the day. I did not watch the VMA's and I am glad. What is happening to music in this country!! We need to start boycotting these talentless sluts....seriously, people buy their musci/products and they remain in the limelight. Boycott!!!!
I can't believe I'm going to say this....
Chestica Stupidson isn't exactly fat, she's built stocky. I'm ashamed to say I'm built the same way, and when you are, you DON"T do heavy squats that emphasize your things, you DON"T wear mini dresses, and you lay the hell off foods that add water weight and bulk. She looks like a fucking powerlifter. And why can't the skank stand up straight?
Vanessa needs to be kept out of the local "erotic" boutique. I helped a friend of mine make a dress for a drag queen a few years back that looked eerily similar to that shit. And Brooke and Paris.....damn......at least now we know what Hulk Hogan would have looked like as a girl.
"Paris is fucking disgusting. That hair + makeup = ace ventura on crack."
Hahaha! that's trully funny. You got yourself a 10+ for that comment.
everything about the VMAs was awkward.
-jack black=totally unfunny
-Lou Reed not acknowleging the shout out by whatever tool 12 year old pop-punk band won
-dumbass Simpson "i pulled a Jessica" she should have so much restalyn put back in her lips that she can't anymore
ok, I need to get on a soapbox: Jessica Simpson may have put on weight, but people need to stop acting like she's obese. I actually think she looks better with the weight on. the dress she's wearing is really unflattering though. being ORANGE doesnt help her body look good either. why does her fake tan look so weird and uneven? if I had her money, I'd get the tan airbrushed on me by an assistant, not apply Sally Janssen stockings in a can in the limo on the way over!
I like Chestica's shoes. *skeedaddles out of post before anyone can throw a tomato*
this shit was sooo boring. I thought Jack Black could at least make it watchable, but not the case. If you didn't see Jessica Simpson she completley messed up and celebrated her dumbness. The high note: Pink winning for "stupid girls".
I want to know if the Hulk approved Brooke's dress.
Who in the FUCK brought the 80's back? That skank whore Paris Hilton's dress looks like 1985 ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!
Not obese, but she is fat for sure.
Yeah WTF was Lou Reed's fucking problem? That ATF/AFI whatever guy was giving him props and he gives him the look of death in return? What an asshole.
Jack White is so fucking hot though.
Simpson looks like a fucking sausage wrapped in pig intestine.
Ennis Del Mar | 09.01.06 - 11:19 am |
'cept Cyndi Lauper rocked the technicolor version of Parasite's dress when it first came onto the scene in the '80s. The only thing Parasite's gonna look good in is a coffin.
maybe cuz Lou Reed is a real life actual musician and was wondering what the fuck he was doing among these no talent, fucktard, douchebags(except AFI) and was just bideing the time until he could get the hell out of that black hole they call an award show.
karaboob | 09.01.06 - 11:00 am | #
I love your avatar!
Now that is a sexy man....
Paris's hair up front looks like the Bob's Big Boy Statue.
as the nyc subway (read: METRO) newspaper states in todays newspaper: jessica came off like a marlboro smoking trailer mom.
word.
and brooke hogan doesn't look too bad...but it's weird that her dad "controls" what she wears...because to me, she couldn't be showing any more without going to jail...
Chestica looks like she's holding back some serious gas pains...She looks BAD.... I hate her dress and her hair..and her orange tan.
She was going for a pompadour, but it looks like a pompaWHORE!
This is why I love you Michael K!!
vanessa needs a new simplicity sew-at-home pattern cuz she keeps making that same dress at home with different material....it all just comes out looking like 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag anyway...
Jessica Simpson is clearly falling apart. Between ass reamings from her dad and rim jobs from Ken Paves, she's dying inside.
Brooke Hogan looks nice for once. I wonder if the grillz marks on the Hulkster's cock have healed yet?
Vanessa Manillo is a straight up semi-star fucker.
Paris Hilton is living on borrowed time. Time's up.
Jessica Simpson should havejust worn a trash bag. It wold be cheaper, and would prolly look better..she is starting to look more and more white trash everyday
Paris looked like she borrowed the dress that Madonna wore 40 years ago!And WTF is up with her hair?Bitch is insane!!!
the whole vma's were a total disappointment. vanessa's dress was
way to tight and cheap looking.
paris was her normal stupid simpleton
self, jessica was not on top of her game, and nicole richie still looked
like she was knocking on deaths door.
milli vanessa vanilli is a poor man's brooke burke.
karaboob | 09.01.06 - 11:05 am | #
LMFAO!
Hopefully her stds will devour her soon.
Anonymous | 09.01.06 - 11:06 am
Doesn't syphilis end up causing dementia and eventually kill you?
At least that explains why she thinks she can sing and is the shit.
Paris' dress did look Bjork's dress, the swan one. UGLY!! And the shoes-FUG. Her style is getting worse everytime she walks out of the house. somebody please do something with her.
Brooke-Did the Hulkster approve this dress?? He seems so strict with her and that's a high split-like thing in the front there.
Maybe this is a lame question, but what causes Paris to have that wonky eye? So many of the women in Hollywood seem to have them, is it from botox??
I see herpes causes a fiery burning in the genetalia area and ...causes one to make bad fashion choices
Tessy | 09.01.06 - 11:11 am | #
Right on the money!
wonk from rubbing the eyes after...
Paris..Bjork did it first!
Chestica...is a man
Brooke..pretty but that dress??WWST?
I don't think Jessica is fat. I think she has stumpy little legs and a short waist. Hence the Oompa Loopma label.
She also has huge tits and cock-lips.
She's an Oompa Loompa Whore.
someone needs to give chestica a chromosome test....
imapepper | 09.01.06 - 11:31 am | #
Maybe she has wonky eye from too much jizz from the THREE guys she's blown.
Paris - It's not 1988 Wonky
Vanessa - Please let me take your bedazzler & throw it away for you
Jessica - The Hair made her head look tiny and her body huge
Brook - Got pants?
On a side note - the VMA's stunk... Jack Black was awful...the Brit & Kev skit was stupid. Who writes this stuff?? BEST moment.... JT - hehe I love him!! :D
Jack White is not hot. He has the face of someones mother and he's pale as shit
Maybe Lou Reed gave those kids a dirty look because he hates being cited as an influence by crap corporate rock shills
Lou Reed is always in a bad mood since he had to give up the speed
Jack White isn't hot but I think he has a little talent, unlike most of the goofs on parade last night.
Yes jack white does have talent. A little.
holy fuck.. parisite always looks like shit, but she really outdid herself last night
Do these people own a damn mirror? Paris looks a mess. And Brooke uh your dad let you out looking like that?
I bet the only one interesting there was Jack Black.
Has Jessica Simpson been on a non-stop diet of KFC hotwings and Twinkies??? Why is she in all these magazines right now sharing her "diet tips" and "how I lost 8 lbs in a week before the Teen Choice Awards" when clearly she has been PACKING THEM ON rather than losing?
that's what's funny, she lost weight and then packed the pounds back on superfast... and she's always talking about how much she works out. haha!
That netting on the bottom of Parisite's skirt is to contain all the crabs. They told her she could only come to the awards if she would refrain from infecting anyone until the after party.
Paris looks like an idiot. You can ring my bell... I have been calling it a cowlick but you are right MK, it is a Pompadour. It actually looks like one of her ugly midget dogs perched on her head.
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica-And on this corner we have...
She is so butch, where is Ken Paves when she needs him. Oh never mind, I see him hanging on by his to teeth to her big square butt.
You got to hand it to Vanessa. She is thrifty and recycling all her pageant dresses which she swears never go out of style. This is a girl who believes- If it has sequence it is timeless.
I hate to say this Brooke Hogan looks more feminine than Jessica, trendier than Paris and more appropriately dressed than Vanessa "Can I buy a Vowel?" Minnilo.
This show might have been more fun if there was an MTV costume room.
brooke hogan dressed like a rather large bonned tranvestite slut as per usual. she is a big girl, but her makeup looks good in these pics finally. now if she could just fix her ginourmous ass chin somehow.... she should look up ahslee simpsons doctor.
Parasite: Bjork called - she wants her dress back.
"Now, I think the dress started out as beautiful, but when she put it on her vagina stank shredded the skirt. Which totally sucks."
MK, you made my day.
is it just the angle or her distance from the camera? But did brooke hogan get a nose job. her nose looks smaller in these pics than it did when hogan know best first came on the air waves.
would not suprise me, 98% of Hollywood is 99.9% plastic anyway.
now she needs to plump her lips up, and fix her chin somehow.
jmo
I see the human cum rag (aka Paris Twatson) couldn't resist making a douche of herself in front of the cameras.
oh and brooke needs to lose weight, brooke is to big.
Papa, you are right, her (Brooke's)nose looks different, same length but a little less wide? Or maybe just better makeup. She should forget singing, she would make a perfect WWE diva wrestler!
Her fucking asshole is assuredly so stretched out that her fuckbuddy of the minute doesn't even have to spit on his dick to shove it up her dirtroad.
Morticia |
WOW! I missed ya Morticia! 
Were to start...
Paris-STRAIGHT CRAZY...IS ALL I CAN SAY...DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM BJORK!
Vanessa-I mean at least she tried...she sticks with what she knows.
JESSICA-Is she remaking Robert Palmer's song "Addicted to Love"???? As I cant find any other reason for her to be wearing this dress.
And lastly...
Brooke-Why not go the extra inch and just show it all...
ROTF! Paris's makeup/eyelashes= hardcore wonky eye! its looks like its struggling to stay open.
Jessica's legs remind me of stumpy Britney legs a few years back- totally a Mariah's hand me down dress, I agree!
why in the fuck is tranny woman there?, was she even nomintated for anything,did she prestent anything? (i was out to dinner w/family last night, and i could have cared less if i saw this show or not, so i really don't know)hulk must be paying big time for her career. she has one stupid song with a lame aaassss photoshoped beyond belief video that seh does not even sing that much on, and her ugly big thick fat ass goes to this stupid shit.
I mean i dont care if people go who actually have a reason to be there, i would say even paris has more of a reason to be there than brooke hogan.
Brooke's slip is too short...
I can smell all the hulkamaniacs..
WTF is Paris wearing? The dress is bad, but the boots make the whole get-up unforgiveable!
I wish Brooke would ditch the HEAVY make-up and that black shit around her eyes...is she a fucking raccoon?? I know her Mom does that but bitch please get your own look- and wear some LIPSTICK for gods sake. You always look so washed out.
I'm on a roll today people.
I miss the good ol' VMAs where Kurt cobain and courtney love were bickering with Axl Rose and Vadge kissed brit and Vadge and courtney bickered and stars were stars - not dlisters.
oh! and where M&M tried to beat up the insult dog.
Ha! I remeber that. I heart Triumph the insult dog.
WHAT'S UP WITH CHESTICA??? SHE'S BEEN LOOKING LIKE CRAP FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS!!!
NOT THAT I CARE BUT DOESN'T THE BITCH HAVE MONEY TO FIX HERSELF???
WHAT'S UP WITH THE HORRID PICTURES????
Chestica: Her upper arms are bigger than her body. Not cute. Legs were cute though. I loved when she said she loved dancing but since" i am a white girl with no rhythm than i just shake my toosh like white girls do"...I love that - the most HONEST moment of the show.
Beyonce: Love her. Shakira: Hot.
Paris: FUG!! Pussycat Dolls are garbage! Why do they win anything.
Jack Black: Boring and not funny.
Diddy: FUG!
J-LO: HOt as hell. Gorgeous
Pink: Drunk.
Snoop: High like a mother.
JA-Z: FUG
Nicole: Ewww. Fug and Anorexic.
The Asian Vee Jay Girl: Can't Stand her Fug and annoying. Kumpa whatever her name is.
Jared Leto: WTF!!??
Diddy: FUG!
HATED it! | 09.01.06 - 2:24 pm | #
And why does he always have that look on his face like someone just shot Biggie? I am so sick of his ass.
I also just noticed that Big Hogan is wearing a bathing suit and cover up instead of a dress.
I have seen her in real life, and let me tell you-
That's a huge bitch!
And not huge in a needs to lose weight way-just an all around, enormous human being.
Paris look like she just watched Ice Ventura I part......
Jessica Simpson, WHY???!!!! She is absolutely gorgeous and yet she wears the most horrid clothes that downplay how hot she is. That dress is totally a Mimi hand-me-down. And the hair - looks like a middle-aged housewife. And did you see that FUCKING AWFUL outfit and hairstyle she had this morning on the today show??!! Jessica, he may be a great gal pal for you, but FIRE KEN PAVES AS YOUR STYLIST/HAIRDRESSER!!!!!!!!
Ok, I figured out what's wrong with Jessica. She arches her back waaaay too much. She tries way too hard to have good posture. Look at every picture of her. That's what makes her look like a linebacker! Bitch needs to slouch a little!!
well vma sucked and jack black seriously had an awfull speeches
funniest part was when pink was acting all paris hilton
that was like in your face bitch
loves it
and to see all thoose drunk or coked emo guys barely standing was funny too
and well beyonce was remindin me of nsync/brit spears/xtina/pop/dave robson type of choreography
and seriously that leather boots or w/e she had on made her look fat
the best performance was xtina
she was so soulfull
and i am still waitin for her to ripp that dress and sing AINT NO OTHER MEN
=(
sad to say but now i know why nick chasing vanessa
look at her
beautifull
jessica and ashlee are poster children for cosmetic sergery fest
seriously them and rivers duo can open a fkn clinic
plastic surgery is never beautifull always will show and damn how can ones gorgeous jessica fuck up her face
girlfriends needs to fkn stop with botox/nose jobs/boob jobs/ chin implants and wtf else she sticked in her body to be hot
oh and jared leto thing
i thought he last name pronounced Leeeto like cheeto
but jack black said Leto like LATO
and now after watchin him talk like that
did jared came out?
did you see him last nite
damn i literally choked on my salad
no doubt he was linked to lohan
he is so gay
or maybe coke he does messed up his hormones
I agree with the comments.
karaboob: Love your avatar. What a man!
Jessica is deffo looking like a linebacker these days. Too much dick cheese and wine will do that to a virgin.
Vanessa only dresses the way Jess did before they got her a stylist and more money. Nick fell for Jess back then and now Van too. Remember the horrible things Jess used to wear?
Speaking of how TERRIBLE Jessica Simpson is, I was at the Methadone Clinic this morning and she was singing some awful song. OK- She can't sing- I mean not anything that is truly remarkable. There was a little punk couple sitting there across from me watching her and Chestica was trying to sound soulful-the couple looked at each other and started laughing. I'm glad I"m not the only one seeing this crap.
Wonderously Paris doesn't panic at the last minute before her red carpet run. See ingenious methods of daring, what you, an ordinary person not a heir can accomplish with discarded shopping bags, a few goose feathers, popped bubble wrap, a case of Crystal, giggly group of doped up fans and a hair dryer over a plain white dress.. some snippy clothes designer gave her? Paris Hilton provides a spiffy DIY crass couture makeover!
Her dress is really ugly..then again, so is pretty much everyhting she wears. I'm surprised she isn't wearing that UGLY Fendi belt she owns in every color.
Paris suffers from the misconception that she is so gorgeous that she can put on something ridiculous and somehow pull it off.
She suffers from a similar misconception about her singing ability.
When-oh-when will she be OVER?
all these hags are under 30?... i'm happy to know that every last one of these chicks will age badly...hell, the warning label is expiring on some of them now....
letinstar.......
#1 is Nicole Ritchie. In some shots you can actually mistake her for a senior citizen!
scott storch is an arrogant douchbag who said parasites album would blow away christina aguilera's album sales...
is paris related to the old bob big boys chain?
Fergie's legs don't meet at th etop of her thighs...
u know what that is called?
It's called..
LIPOSUCTION!
What IS that ugly thing Brooke Hogan is wearing?!
Paris ramsacked Costco to make her Kirkland toilet paper dress,makes me wanna take a huge Lumpy dump on her. Jessica WHY!you look like a black alley cat coming out of a pool.Vanessa You make it to easy ,im gonna let it go this time just cuz Nick looks so happy with you.but next time your a free for all
Paris looks like a blonde tweepie doll and that damn jessica is she trying out for wrestling? her haircut is sorta cute though.
#1 P.H. please stop looking like fucked up preppy toilet paper on a roll. Right now the last thing you need is to remind people that your album hasnt sold shit.
#2 Vane Minni Who the hell are you? Besides dating J.S. left overs. What have done?
#3 J.S. you can release your fart now.
#4 dear B.H. Watched u on Hogan Knows Best. Appartnly you didnt listen to Hogan. Now your infront of a bunch of people in a snake skin tank top w/ no pants. Please put some pants on. Next time listen to Hogan. He knows Best.
Eh -- I actually don't thing Brooke looks that bad. She usually has that over-made-up tranny look but it looks like she toned it down a bit.
Not going to comment on Paris because she's such an easy target. She's a whore. End of story.
Now, Vanessa, WTF? I think I saw that dress on the clearance rack at Windsor last week -- a Winter Formal reject from last season. 50% off!
Jessica is starting to look more like a truck every day. She is too big for that dress - it's just not a good look.
#4 dear B.H. Watched u on Hogan Knows Best. Appartnly you didnt listen to Hogan. Now your infront of a bunch of people in a snake skin tank top w/ no pants. Please put some pants on. Next time listen to Hogan. He knows Best.
datura98 | 09.02.06 - 7:19 am | #
Ain't that the fuckin' truth. How many times did he force her to put more clothes on before she went out? I lost count.
her dad, butch hogans dad, is a fucking hypocrite, he acts all concerned and protective on his show, trying to get her to cover her fat ass up, and then he lets her go out looking like a whored out 10 dollar hooker.
bithch, you are not as hot as you seem to think you are, please go to the gym and slim down, and get your ass for a chin FIXED and try and do something about the size of that big basketball round head of yours fixed to.
ya butch hogan, can your lips be any thinner? go do the jessica fish lip thing or something.
scott storch is an arrogant douchbag who said parasites album would blow away christina aguilera's album sales...
jane doe | 09.01.06 - 8:20 pm | #
LMAO!!!!!!! thats funny! Some people should just keep thier mouth shuts...cuz they sound real stupid when they talk, scotty.
MK, if I could rule the world, I'd let you do those live E! red carpet interviews. That network so needs you.
SMOOOOCH
Paris keeps making a fool of hersels. I think Fergie's got great taste, no matter what. I hate Jessica, she's famous for nott'n.
paris hilton is the next bjork.
Hang on I gotta find my way around Paris' dress...I'm lost. Someone help. Jessica...are we gonna have a wardrobe malfunction...if so I'm gonna run for the hills one of them bad boys might come out and slap a hoe. Brooke Hogan...go be a WWF chic you look the part...I'm suprised daddy let you out looking like that..is he tracking that dress...he might want it back he got to wear it to his next match. Is JLo wearing foil on her head...she's been watching the movie Signs waaaay too much.."don't steal my brain"...wait that might make you a little more fashion conscious...I'm blind
Paris looks like an escaped patient from a psychatric clinic, who pretends to be a ballerina.
paris hilton is the next bjork.
huh | 09.03.06 - 9:55 am | #
Dont be mean to Bjork.
jack and jordan went to the park.
julie and jordan
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