gross...the whole lot of them
Yeah WTF was Lou Reed's fucking problem? That ATF/AFI whatever guy was giving him props and he gives him the look of death in return? What an asshole.
Who are the lady-dudes with Fergie Ferg? Yikes. And the only thing Clockwork about her outfit is the hat.
Lou Reed just wants to take on a wildside with Brooke Hogan
I expected nothing less from Fergie.
Constantine always looks like he's in need of a shower and shave. FUG
Fergie scares me, and when did lip-syncing become the new black? The only person I think sang live was Christina Aguliera.
fergie: getting two men to dress as women doesn't make you look less manly
storch: you should be tarred and feathered for unleashing Parasite in audio on the world
ashley angel: your name sounds like Barbie's super bubblegum niece
victoria: no, a cock will NOT just jump in your mouth if you make a hideous 'O' face
Constantine: you didn't win for a fucking reason.
lol at constantine marfoolis....
scott storch in 20 years = david gest
this fucking festival of shit stains makes my disdain for the human race grow exponentially.
I'm a big fan of Lou Reed's music, but I have heard he's an intolerable asshole.
I once witnessed him berate one of his roadies. He had this crazy scary look on his face.
"Romeo Had Juliet" is a fucking great song!
...fergie: getting two men to dress as women doesn't make you look less manly...
karaboob | 09.01.06 - 11:26 am |
Tee hee hee hee 
So I guess having no talent or relevance is the prerequisite for a VMA invite these days. Or maybe I am just too old, at 27, to be aware of the work that any of these people have done.
gary you posted without using the word "Dirtstar"!
WTF is up with guys named Ashley? Wasn't Shannen Doherty married to Ashley Hamilton (George's son) for like 2 weeks?
Let me introduce you to my son, Penelope!
MJF | 09.01.06 - 11:29 am |
Why does that skank who is with Scott have such a huge gap in between her thighs? God he's so fucken gross, he looks like he could be a female in drag.
I loove my some Fergie Ferg! Now before you kick me outta here I'll say more:
Scott looks like he dragged that girl off of her porno set! She's still dripping!
And god damn that Constantine is the fugliest thing I have ever seen! I threw up twice looking at it!
Jinxy McDeath | 09.01.06 - 11:28 am | #
That's the truth!!! 
I am so confused.....all this time I thought Scott Storch was a guy.
And why should I know who Constantine Mouralis is? How drunk was he?
there is so much skank on that red carpet it will most certainly have to be burned to prevent the world wide infestation from all these various and sundry transmittable transmutables... including but certainly not limited to fergies crotch fleas..
the true weapons of mass destruction you ask? here they are.. at mtv's very crappy music video awards..
http://www.stingybitches.com
By "incorporate" do you mean "inWHOREporate"?
Scott Storch and Paris Hilton have matching cowlicks. Hahahahaaha...
There is nothing original about Fergie and her song, entourage, look...anything. 3 years ago Gwen did the same fuckin song with Harujuku girls on her arm. Fuck Fergie. And fuck that disaster of a show.
I don't even know who Constantine Mooronic is, but I really want to smack that shit-eating grin off his face.
Gary Coleman | 09.01.06 - 11:30 am | #
In the South, we sometimes get a tad confused about what names go with who. I have male friends named Lynn, Tracey, and yes, Ashley. It's the heat, it makes us all slow.
Scott Storch's chick is as ugly as he is. They could be brother and sister.
Why does that skank who is with Scott have such a huge gap in between her thighs? God he's so fucken gross, he looks like he could be a female in drag.
anonymous | 09.01.06 - 11:31 am | #
She prob had to let it air out. Prob got something from him on the way there.
MK - YOU ARE KILLING ME WITH YOUR COMMENTARY TODAY. YOU ARE ONE FUNNY FUCKER! XOXOXOXOXOXOX
"Try it Today"
I fucking hate Constantine and that smirk of his!
I'll bet Scott Storch got beat up a lot in jr. high school. I mean, a LOT.
fo sho!!!! morticia!!!! MJF!!!!!!
Holy Reunion!!!!
Good Morning Everybody! Happy Weekend! 
Fergie's bodyguards look pretty tough.
Hey NoAnjilHappyFRIDAY!!!!
NoAnjl | 09.01.06 - 11:35 am |
Who's gonna be the first to bust out the photo album???
Bathroom eyes! I have to use that shit on someone....
Darklis: Hot damn, I dislike Constantine too!!! He thinks he has a "come hither" look, but he's sadly mistaken. Dogface!
Storch's model bitch is a ho too, right? Clearly. And an underaged one at that. He should just hit Paris, at least she's of age and will bring the same diseases to the union as he does. That poor little model. Does she speak English?
it's sad when people watching the show look better than those who are in attendence.
scott storch in 20 years = david gest
Jinxy McDeath | 09.01.06 - 11:28 am | #
ROTFLMAO... that is so true!
Hi NoAnjl! *big hug*
Gary Coleman | 09.01.06 - 11:28 am |
I adore Candy Says,its an awsome song specially because of the way he sings it!
But you are right the guy is a lil bit crazy!
ashley parker angel makes the girliest girl look like danny devito. and that's not a good thing.
MJF - LOL!!!!
karaboob
and what's with Fergie and the African American oompa loompas?
Ashley Angel is the new Kato Kalin. Good Luck.
Scott Storch - I think I bought some porn in a back alley from him once.
Fergie - piss off!
Victoria, I'm not rich but I'd play with your saline vats any day.
Constantine's got a face only a mother wouldn't shit on.
Okay, I kinda, sorta like Ashley's "Let You Go" song. Don't hit me! *covering head and ducking*
scott storch in 20 years = david gest
Jinxy McDeath | 09.01.06 - 11:28 am | #
AAAHHHGGGG!!! That's who I was trying to think of! I thought maybe "Scott" was really k.d.lang's sister or something.
NoAnj- she is totally copying Gwen Stefani with her Asian chick posse, but she can't quite pull it off.
In that first pic, Constantine looks like the kid that ate the paste back in Kindregarten.
Evertime I see Pats' icon I am reminded how much I freaking love Abfab.
Scott Storch's date looks like my Brooklyn-born Russian neighbor.
He's from Philly, and wow, is he greasy. Like Soul Glo greasy.
WHO THE HELL IS VICTORIA SLIYOWEIRUSBSTRY?????????????
Fergie and her band of merry men...
Nice to see Scott has such a normal looking cousin - you know her momma made her go with him.
I can't hate on Ashley Angel - I don't know enough about him to hate him.
Constantine must have had that stupid ass look surgically implanted on his face. Has anyone ever seen him without it? And nice to know that he's promoting his new gig as a wedding singer, it's appropriate for him.
I can see that VicWHOREia what's her name is trying desperately to fill the void left in the MTV entertainment world left by Jenny McCarthy.
hahahaahahaha bathroom eyes.
Scott Storch looks like a dike. Put a wig on him and Rosie Odonnell would be salivating.
Evertime I see Pats' icon I am reminded how much I freaking love Abfab.
Stormy | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 11:42 am | #
Cheers! Bolli and Stoli for everyone!
hey noanjl 
what is it about the men in these pictures that make me want to wash every orifice of my body with bleach?
WHO THE HELL IS VICTORIA SLIYOWEIRUSBSTRY?????????????
pageantgal | 09.01.06 - 11:42 am | #
She was Playboy's PMOY
fergie: GWEN already did the whole "i have a posse of ethnic girls" thing. find something else.
AshleyParker Angel is such a homo...did you see that episode where he got bitch slapped his pregnant girlfriend had to fight for him....and she is fug
WTF is with the bridge trolls on either side of Fergie? Does she think their no-neck fugliness will somehow make her look willowy and feminine?
Jesus Christ...Scott Scorch. In 20 years, I picture him in some criminal court a la Phil Spektor. Afro and all. Stupid Fucktard.
The rest...meh.
fergie's harajuku girls are MEN, baby!
No, no. Those bitches were sent to collect on Fergie's meth debts.
Morticia | 09.01.06 - 11:43 am | #
Morticia!! Long time no see! Your avvie is very appropiate for my mood today. How's married life?
Okay, on topic for a minute...
Scott Storch is one ugly Mofo.
Michael K you are on top frickin hilarious form today I nearly weed myself, I have not laughed so much since Elf!
You know I look back on the times when we had Glam rock with Ziggy, T-Rex, Gary Glitter and I thought that was freaky shit. Now I amend that, all these people are straight freaks. And fucking UGLY. At least Bowie was/is hot.
So glad I didn't watch this crap
Did you guys saw the Britney/Kevin part?I guess they are loving the "white trash" categorization!
Fergie - WTF she looks like a vantriliquests dummy.
Storch - Standing on a firecrotch carpet eh?
Ashely - Dude Farrah Fawcett hair is for girls - and where did you get that hat - your mom??
Victoria - Are those real?? j/k
Constantine - I'm surprised he didn't trun to dust when the light him him. P.S. The "pout" makes you look constipated.
Every. Single. Man. in this blurb was gross. But Constantine was the grossest. And as if he wasn't already cheezy enough, he wears a t-shirt advertising his own Broadway show. Um. Go. Away Constantine!
We oughta file a class action against him for eye-rape. Nasty nasty nasty.
what is it about the men in these pictures that make me want to wash every orifice of my body with bleach?
Morticia | 09.01.06 - 11:43 am | #
awwww, Fergie is trying her best!
Stormy: Gwen is a REAL rock chick. Fergie has a real cock/dick.
Scott Storch looks like he was born Stephanie Storch
Tish is back Yea!!!!!Hey mama, how was the move?
Noni | 09.01.06 - 11:45 am | #
Fuergie wants to be a man.
Constantine, looks like he has the IQ of a rug.
Scott Storch reminds me of the Mad magazine guy without freckles.
mishma,
do you remember when the Eurythmics sand "Sweet Dreams" at the Grammy's and Annie Lennox dressed in male drag? Everybody thought that was "out there," turns out comparing that to today's crap, the only thing "out there" about it was that they did it live!
it takes a special man, like scott, to get himself some cheek implants...most guys would say that it was too girly, but not scott...nope, nope nope...
NoAnjil, is your little boy doing well today?
Fully Strap On and Annie had....wait for it...TALENT.
I weep for our future generation of craptastic music. The kids are gonna be looting and murderin' cuz their music sucks SO BAD
Yeah, NoAnjil, and how are you doing?
Those things with Fergie are beyond scary.
mikki - good to see you too and married life (besides the constant video games and dirty laundry) is great.
mishma! the move was... well... between my parents, his mom, dad and stepdad, two cats, two rats, and a caravan of vehicles - it was simply lovely.
i'm off - yall be nasty.
Will some one please tell me who the dirty perv Constantine is? Drunk fucker.
the Clockwork WHORange
mk you so crazy
Bye Tish, have fun unpacking (the best part, I think)
wtf is scott storch doing on the red carpet??!!!????!!!????!!!!
he's not even a singer or actor... and he's hardly even famous, people just know about him because he knows the parisite.... wtf??!!
Blech! If I ever have to move again, I'm leaving everything and starting from scratch when I get to my new place.
Scott Storch is still an ugly mofo.
pats/mishma: Son is okay. Only needed butterfly stitches on kneecap. *sigh of relief*
As for me, the lump on my breast is not a cyst. I will have to have it biopsied. Scared shit. Keep your fingers crossed!
Sorry for going off topic bitches!!!
p.s. thanks for asking!!!
Who's the doof in the johnny cash t-shirt and black hat? Where do these people come from?
Fergie Fug should teach all the trannies in the tri-state area how to properly tuck their manhood.
NoAnjl, sorry to hear about the health scare hun. I will definitely keep my fingers crossed for you!
Sorry for going off topic bitches!!!
NoAnjl | 09.01.06 - 12:10 pm | #
Only the trolls care if you go off-topic. I'm glad your son is OK, those phone calls are the worst to get....my oldest cut off the tip of her pinky in a door at school two years ago, so I should know.
Ashley, isn't he on some reality show or something? He looks like the even less talented cousin the Hanson's don't like to talk about.
thanks pats and TOW!!! xo
ttyl guys!!!
The show was awful and Jack Black sucked as a host...he wasn't funny at all. Where did Jessica Simpson get that 80's spandex dress...ugh! That type of dress doesn't look good on ANYONE (kinda like the skinny jeans).
Normally I don't say anything bad about anyone. Except for child endangerment but that Scott Scorch scares the crap out of me! Is he the devil? seriously, where the hell did that guy come from? He seriously creeps me the fuck out.
Bathroom eyes! Ahahahahaha! MK, you always make my day. I agree, Constantine looks like a typical greasy dude trying to pick up chicks by the souvlaki stand at a church's Greek festival.
Don't worry about the off topic, fuck 'em, I got my fingers crossed, lady.
I hate to say this but…oh who am I kidding, that Scott Storch looks like a homely woman in drag! I swear he looks like a poor man’s k.d. lang people! And he’s probably bumping coochies with P. Hilton too…EEEWWWWWWWW!
awright everybody,
strap on's rainy day is starting to get serious. fukkin Ernesto is pms-ing all along the EC, i gotta go batten down the hatches. avast, ye mateys!
Someone should tell Fergs that the lame-ass Burberry print went out of style about 4 years ago.
Good luck strap on
fergie: getting two men to dress as women doesn't make you look less manly
My thoughts exactly.
Hey all! Hey NoAnjl! Glad your son is ok. Fingers are crossed for ya, Philly Bitch!
mishma-oh the Glam days! (Adjusting my Depends). Back then people were outrageous and TALENTED. Now they're barely even outrageous.
Ashley Angel looks like a 12 year old girl.
Yeah, she's all set for a little of the old ultrawhoring!
Scott Storch is a douche and APA is a pussy.
all skanks at the vma's
Debs!!!! *mwuah*
Fergie is completely trying to rip off Gwen Stefani's unique style. But while stefani can still look classy in a stomach baring shirt, fergie ends up trashy.
NoAnjl! Let's go to Copa for some margaritas!
Deb!!!! OMG! That's not nice!! I am right around corner from there!! (Copa II)
shit, bbl....
Scott --or as I refer to him -- Scortch--looks like Jeff Goldblum after he turned into the fly.
Remember:
"I'm getting better"--
NoAnjil! Sending good thoughts and margaritas your way.
*blows kisses*
scott storch looks like that creepy guy at EVERYONE'S office who just lurks around the corner and steals paperclips when no one's looking. he's also that guy who buys heinous sunglasses and then pushes them as far up his nose as possible because they might fall off... and he's wearing a COCKTAIL RING. LOOK AT IT!!! IT'S CANARY YELLOW!!! i bet he took it from Paris. bleh
and what's with Fergie and the African American oompa loompas?
NoAnjl | 09.01.06 - 11:39 am | #
Holy cow that is so true. I had to go back and look at the picture, but that make-up and hair do sure does make them look like oompa loompas
Constantine looks so smelly... someone tell him he needs a shave, haircut and shower.
Scott Storch is a TOOL.
Yikes!! Those she males next to Fergie are scary!!!!
Scott Stortch....Please god! Stop making me look at his fug face. He makes my gag reflex kick into high gear EVERY TIME!!!
But while stefani can still look classy in a stomach baring shirt, fergie ends up trashy.
Moi | 09.01.06 - 1:05 pm |
Classy? That's kind of stretch, right? I mean, Princess Di. She had class. Katherine Hepburn.
Stefani + fergie=fashion victims.
OMG YOU ARE CRACKING ME UP TODAY...YOU R A RIOT
I'VE BEEN GURGLING/LAUGHING WITH FOOD IN MY MOUTH FOR THE PAST TEN MINUTES READING YOUR SITE :d
Scott Storch's head is shaped liked a Sleestak's from Land of the Lost.
Fergie will never live down the pee pee pants. Constantine is one of those guys I want to see at my front door so I can open it and slam it shut in his face. Wonky Eye looks especially orange and pasty for the evening. Brooke should have just stayed home and repented for that outfit.
Freddie mercury + David Guest = Scott Storch
I can just picture Fergie casting for 2 sidekicks. She probably went to the county jail and asked for the ugliest guys in there. "Nope, he's too pretty. Next!"
NoAnjl, I hate Copa II. They're real assholes in there. Much prefer the original on South Street. You're right in Center City then?
Does Fergie think she's British now? Come on, we already had to deal with Gwen Stefani thinking she was Japanese!
Rub-a-dub-dub. Three trannies looking fug.
You want to know who Constantine is? He's a rock star wannabe who jerks his shit on his fans. Click my link. It's all documented there.
frog
moo. Bo Bice was the true rocker.
JacquiBear
Deb: I haven't been there in years; never been to the one on South Street. I am right across from Le Brasserie (sp.).
mikkster: thanks honey!
OMG! Once I scrolled down to the photos of the ever-disgusting Scott Storch, it was like someone poured warm water into my stomach. I feel really nauseous now. For real. 
There outta be a law against photographing Scott Storch. He's hideous!
Also, WTF is wrong with Fergie? That outfit is whore-endous. Trannyrific, even!
I don't like Fergie's 'harajuku girls.'
Are those her Harajuku girls Fergi has with her? Are they meant to be British?
I close my eyes...and I imagine this is what hell would look like.
Who are these people? I must be out of it..they are all so uncool..
Lou Reed is like 70...did they wake him up and push him out of his coffin?
The NEW YORK album was good a billion years ago.
Storch looks like a Russian pimp working the Fairfax distict in LA with the Russian chics that work at Loehmanns!
If one more asshole with protools on his MAC calls himself a producer I'm gonna cut somebody!!
Who in the bloody hell is Scott Storch and Ashley Angel? They both look pretty fey to me. Now, Victoria Silvstedt's got the perfect mouth. I'd hit it - plastic tits and all.
the faces of fergie's crew are horrendous. dear lord! i guess she had to get some folks just THAT ugly to make herself look a lil better
Ewwww that Scott Storch guy doesn't even look human. I wish he'd get hit by a bus. It might actually improve his looks.
I doubt it!
Fergie - even thoo she effed up her once sexy face with meth and w/e else she is one hot mamasita
She got the hottest bud
Scott - did paris teached him how to look retarded when taking pictures? and that sexy russian model next to him makin him look even more fug
Ashley- he is so hoot i dont care if he has a kid i would love to fuck him all day all nite
Victoria- is that jessica simpsons clone? or do they just share same plastic sergeion?
Constantine- ok first whats with the lips i thought that was owen wilsons "signature poat" seriously dudes should stop with the fishy lips
and i didnt get whole him having "horny" eyes or w/e seacrest said
he looks like he smells so bad
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! I f'ing HATE Constipation Mooooooralis!! He has to be THE worst thing ever let in to Hollywood.
NOAnjers!
Scary Shit. Totally praying and wishing you well!!*sending Hugs*
Scott Storch is one ugly mofo
Ugh, Fergie gets on my last nerve.
Doesnt Scott have enough money to get a new face? I heard he has millions upon millions. Dude ain't spending that shit right.
ME: That's his face!!Thats what it looks like now that he's turned into the fly.
Scortch: I have money, but I morphed into this. Don't be a hater........
whats up w/ the whole zoolander one face look? dude needs to get and look.
Actually no, I don't love the word 'whore' at all...
ha lol fergie's new look is an old avril style mixed with a bit of gwen , check out her harajuku girls.
The only thing I have to say about Constantine is that he look a hot mess. That motherfucker needs to take a shower and stop looking so damn retarded.
Oh, yeah and Scott Storch is fugly as all hell.
1.ASHLEY ANGEL PARKER IS SO,SO,SO,SO,SO,SO,SO FUCKABLE
2.COCO NEEDS TO BUY HERSELF SOME CLASS
3.SCOTT TOURCH WAS THE UGLIEST DUDE THERE,AND YES THAT CHICK HAD TO BE PAID OR IS JUST ANOTHER GOLD DIGGER
4.FERGIE NEEDS LAY OFF THE BOTOX
5.THAT VICTORIA CHICK LOOKS LIKE GOLDIE HAWN
AND ASHLEY ANGEL PARKER IS SO FUCKING HOT I CAN'T STAND IT
Constantine MAROULIS looks hott as always!
All i'm gonna say is scott storch is a crime in the face!
barf, fart, ewwgh mouralis, wash your hair you skank
While watching Fergie during London Bridge, I thought it looked like she pissed her pants again.
That Scott Storch just looks like a creepy psyco.
JESUS CHRIST!
My dad has the exact same blazer as Scott Storch! Ew!!
I'm gonna burn it when he leaves for work!!
constantine has an ass for a chin and scott storch looks like a former geeky fatboy thats had work done and thinks showing up with a hot russian escort will up his street cred...creepy
Scott Storch looks like he used to be a chick.
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