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Beyond retarded.
Someone owes me two minutes of my life back for watching that.
ahahahahaha @ " I think SPF could've done a better job."
as carlos mencia would say: Duh Duh DUH!!!
Glad I didn't watch this drivel.
I didn't get their whole skit - in fact I didn't get 99% of the skits they did. Personally they only good moments of the show were the opening Timberlake and I thought Beyonce's performance wasn't bad - thought their dance was pretty cool. Other than that I Tivo'd through the whole thing. And WTF was up with the award for Hype Williams when Missy Elliot came out?? That was SO lame....
I want my 3 minutes back.
I hate them. She's always been a terrible actress. Same for Jamie Lynn. And KFed taking parts away from real actors is friggin' infuriating.
What the fuck happened to music?? BS and KFed sink to a new low every week. That cunt had better have a lot of savings.
Does anyone have another link to this? I can't get it too work
To those who took the bullet for us and watched this shit last night - did Paris really sing?
that was awkward.. them joking about losing their baby doesn't come across as much of a joke, more like reality 
"if they were up your ass, you'd know" WTF??????????? yeah, i think i'd notice a pack of cigarettes up my ass too. and why does her drawl keep getting more and more noticeable?
"I think SPF could've done a better job."
Whoa MK! You know where his genes are from, right? Kid is a mongoloid.
man those r & b nominees were crazy... beyonce SUCKS and she won.. and who was that fucking tool at the end dancing like a jackass for pussy and cash, fuck him
SPF can probably balance a check book better than these two ass pimples.
and why does her drawl keep getting more and more noticeable?
i blame jessica simpson. britney must think stupidity worked for her, why can't she be a dumbass too?
I've never heard a more deafening silence. Are BS and Ked supposed to be high profile guests or something? They're presence would downgrade a sewer evacuation.
*Their*
the acting and dialogue in this skit is so amazing, I think I smell an Emmy....
seriously, they prob had to dump all the money into the giveaways and swag for the "celebs" to get them out to that piece of shit.
I hate her drawl, and I'm originally from NC. Ugh.
Could Jack Black suck anymore that he did last night?
Suse | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 12:02 pm | #
No Paris didn't sing...
KFED and Brit were Boo'd when announced....
I don't think either one of them would notice somethin' being up their ass.
I only made it to the 'and the nominies are'. Can't stand them ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! I'm at my breaking point! It's not cute or funny! Argh!
Even Madonna can act better.
What the hell is wrong with Spears. She needs to leave that leach!
Joking about losing SPF is tantamount to cracking jokes at a funeral. The poorest taste imaginable. If these two cunts died in a fiery car crash would anyone care? Apart from a few family members and various flip flop retailers, would anyone care?
If this was a "wink wink" joke for the bloggers out there it sure failed.
Is this for real? Do they actually want to reinforce their white trash personas? What was the deal with Brit saying his cigarette's were up his ass? Was that supposed to be funny? You'd hear this same conversation in line at the local Walmart.
Biggest bomb in the history of the VMAs. She is so pathetic and over, it's not even funny. Jesus!
They got such a booing it was embarrassing!
Where's the bayyyyybeeeeee?
For the record, I have a pretty noticeable drawl and even I don't sound that retarded.
How can they joke about not knowing where their child is? Neglect is not a joke. Its a punishable offense categorized as child abuse
I know right… I did like Beyonce’s performance though although I thought the sexyback performance was rather unrehersed. Bleck
Technical issues made me turn it off within 10 minutes. Unreal!
WORST VMAS EVER!!
Britney is gone foever kids.
At least one day when she looks back on her life and asks why she fell from grace, it will all be on video.
Is jack Black supposed to be funny?
That unfunny fat fuck's idea of comedy is pointing out how horrible he just srewed up his skit?
What did Pink say about Paris???
Typical, Brit worries about getting ready and all Ktug wants are his smokes. >(
WOW talk about a pile of dogshit! And not even fresh hot steamming shit but that old stiff cold with flies on it dogshit.
Why can't Pink kick Paris's ass now that would be pure pleasureable entertainment!! Yeah I want to know what she said to Paris?? Anyone??
hahhahahahaha - MAD props to "tiredoldwhore" for the comment above that "someone owes me two minutes of my life back for watching that" - I couldn't agree with you more!
Man that was retarded as FUCK!
Looks to me like these shitheads are trying to let everyone know they don't give a fuck what people think. What's hilarious to me is that most people with any brain cells can't stand these to ignorant asses and the only people with any interest in them is Children's Services.
3rd party embarassment. My boyfriend and I were watching it last night and we didn't even bat an eye.
Robin | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 12:42 pm | #
Many thanks Robin. 
If these two cunts died in a fiery car crash would anyone care?
tender cavity | 09.01.06 - 12:12 pm | #
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Peronally,
I wouldn't.
"Two cats and a 3-year old..." PRICELESS!
Yeah, that sucked and KFed can add 'acting' to the long list of things he doesn't do well.
Ummm is acting all hillbilly cool nowadays?
Loosing your baby is funny
jesus how lame. nothing was funny. nothing. not one lame joke. the whole thing with the dude showing up with the black eyed peas was lame. every segment with sarash was lame and the whole thing was a joke.
I loved how the thing ended so abruptly, as though they suddenly realized it sucked... and for all we know, SP is still being driven around by a midget or whatever. Not that I care. two cats and a 3-year-old is right.
Fucking waste of space no talent idiots.
Jack Black was awful alone. SMG saved his ass last time around. Jimmy Falon should have hosted this shit.
It kills me that people are being paid good money to write this unfunny shit.
I'm sure us dlist bitches could have come up with much better material!
THIS IS PEOPLE the reason why the last year i didn't buy any cd!...only thing i bought recently was the Gnarles Barkley cd....other than this cd, every single other sucked balls...for real.
I just watched the VMA's i tivoed and...my good! it was boring...i probably watch the whole thing in 10 minutes( i fwd prety much everything)
only thing that didn't suck was Cristina Aguilera, and still...wasn't great....
I thought Nicole will do/say something funny, or that Pink since receiving an award for "Stupid girls"(from Nicole) will say something offensive,but nothing....she was busy getting high.
or at least i expected a good show from Gnarles barkley, Chris Brown, or Missy Elliott BUT it didn't happen.
BTW that comedian who talked for 5 minutes about Paris Hilton wasn't funny at all. Call the girl a whore, make fun of her video, Stds, talk about her having sex with Solomon....
...but calling her FAT? jezzz that was lame.
People who sucked at the VMAs:
Britney looked bad & KF
Paris Hilton (why is she invited again?)
Jack Black
Justin Timberlake (sorry sweety you're hot, but your song sucked)
All the "goth" bands who i don't know their names
Byonce
Shakira(more than usual)
People who was high/dope/drunk(probably every single one, but the most noticeable)
Pink
Snoop Dog
Jack Black
People who got booed
the red head tranny from the PCDs
People who we don't know what the fuck they were doing at the VMAs
Missy Elliott(i love your music but still i don't know WTF you did at the VMAs)
Fergie dancing with a girl noone knows
Britney & KF
People who looked fat
Jessica simpson
People who we don't know how or why were sitting at the VMA's
The Didi's band from MTV
well genius, i'm sure she was, you know, JOKING when she called paris fat
but she used to be a lot funnier.. she's like jumped the shark
I've never heard a more deafening silence. Are BS and Ked supposed to be high profile guests or something? They're presence would downgrade a sewer evacuation.
tender cavity | 09.01.06 - 12:06 pm | #
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Are you a comedian? I have been reading your posts for some time now, and you crack me up.
I was actually amused that they agreed to be lighthearted about the whole bad parents thing. SPF running away and shit. Its cool that they were able to make fun of themselves. Its like they are now laughing with us instead of just being laughed at. I feel better, like they acttually acknowledge it. Then again they probobly dont get that they are making fun of themselves, they could be that stupid. Anyway the whole thing was very cringe worthy and horrible, didnt get the cigg thing at all. Brit can not fucking act, dear gods that was horrid. I could almost like her if she got rid of that awful fucking white trash accent. Doesnt she live in L.A. still, why the fuck does she talk like that? Who wrote that skit and why did they agree to do that. "I need to get ready blah blah" L A M E .
What is missing from this clip is the beginning. They announce the two and the croud all go, "BOOOOOOOOOOO!" It was so surreal, I couldn't believe it. The public just hates her. Knocked up little girls never survive the industry. Goodbye Britney.
*yawn* thank goodness i made no attempt to watch this fiasco...
Brit you can't act your way out of a paper bag. It's like watching a bad accident - only worse!
And who came up with the dialog for that skit?
PUKE
tiredoldwhore, I to want the hours of my life back spent on retarded shit retarted stars shit out. What part of in dangering your child is funny? Or cigarets being placed in someones ass have todo with the award show? This skit only pertrayed them as ugly unedc southerners. I am really feed up with people portraying southeners this way. Honestly B.S. get a consiounce. (I know my spelling sucks. Intellegnce is messured by your ability to solve problems not spell.)
WORST VMAS EVER!!
Britney is gone foever kids.
At least one day when she looks back on her life and asks why she fell from grace, it will all be on video.
beeeleeever!! | 09.01.06 - 12:23 pm | #
You just said it all!!!
that was freakin hilarious!
lol that was really funny! feat The Killers that was the best moments of the night!
Beyonce was great.
For those who didn't understand the jokes.....
'where are my cigarettes' - he is playing on his waster image
'if they were up your ass you'd know' - a self depricating joke about him being perceived as up his own ass.
Lost baby - self explainatory.
I thought it was pretty cool of them to joke about themselves that way. (Shame on me) Can't believe the jokes need explaining though.(Shame on you!)
I made it through 32 seconds of this embarrassing piece of crap. I can only assume they really don't have publicists or they have the most frustrated publicists in the world.
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