Sweet, scrunchies are back!!! Now I can pull them off the top shelf of my closet. I think I'll wear the leopard print one with the bells on it first!
Thanks Britney!
Almost first.
shit yeah! jamie's just jealoustastic cause she can't have her ownself a big fat sloppy sundae..
Kudos, MK, for posting all the good info. Can't say the same about other celeb-wannabe-bloggers.
The other day, I was listening to an old Britney song and I was shocked to find it quite good and even more shocked when I started singing and dancing to it. Well...What I am trying to say is that I have always hated Britney, but now I am pulling for her and cannot wait for her to have a comeback.
Jamie-Lynn is gonna be such a snot bag.
i don't think brit-brit gets the concept that there is this whole line of clothing called maternity wear that has extra room for your growing baby, and that doesn't make you look like an overloaded sausage...
fuck britney. jamie lynn is the future, she's hot shit 
who the fuck still wears scrunchies people?
I think she looks fine. I was way bigger when I was pregnant. I ate EVERYTHING. and I also lost it all.
Cravings are a bitch people.
imapepper | 09.01.06 - 12:55 pm | #
Let's work on the concept of supportive undergarments first. She won't always be pregnant (hopefully) but she will always have those huge knockers and they are going to be down to her knees before long.
Jamie-Lynn is gonna be such a snot bag.
ELLEJAY | 09.01.06 - 12:54 pm |
She already is one. She and Fatty got one of the Zoey 101 co-stars kicked off the show because Jamie Lynn didn't get along with her. 
"tub of mess" BWHAHAHAHAHAH
I wonder when Jamie's gonna get the implants? Oh yea, Britney didn't. *wink, wink*
jamie lynn is a total snobby bitch. she apparently thinks she's gods gift to the world on the set of her nickelodeon show and has gotten other co-workers fired. so, fuck that bitch. she will NEVER be britney circa 2001 MTV music awards...
Jamie Lynn is just another pillow biter. How many times do you think KFed has hit on her? I'm sure she has done a couple shots with him and kissed his dick a few times.
That Jamie Lynn better watch herself, Brit might just get her fired from that Nickolodean show.
Oh please Jamie is chomping at the bit for what will be the FINAL ruination of Britney, whatever and whenever that will be
Ennis Del Mar | 09.01.06 - 12:58 pm | #
LOL! I was huge when I was preggo too. A little old lady walked up to me in the store one day and said "You look like you're going to pop any day now" When I told her I had 6 weeks to go, she said "Oh my God! Honey, you are huge!"
I bought ice cream and went home to cry.
Brit has looked decent lately... maybe this pregnancy isn't so tough on her like it was with SFP... I like her w/ dark hair.
*Runs and hides*
They honestly looked exactly the same at one point. But that moment was forgotten in history.
she definitely looks better with this pregnancy than the last....but that only means that she looks like she showers daily this time aroud.
Jamie Lynn does'nt have that southern draw like Britney or does she??
Why does Shitney insist upon constantly flashing that Mickey Mouse Club facial expression? And where's my lead pipe?
mikki | 09.01.06 - 1:01 pm | #
My hubby's friend said something very similar to me when I still had over two months left with my youngest. I threw a shoe at him, and he actually went out and bought me flowers. My hubby thought it was the funniest shit ever.
And little Miss Trailer Trash can rool her eyes at Brit-Brit all she likes, but the future's staring her right in the face. Take a long look Jamie Lynn, there's you in a few more years.
Yeah Tender and where did you hide my crack pipe bitch?
This fucken trash family just loves their flip-flops!
I must be the only one but I thought the Brit/KFed skit was hilarious... Him "Where's ma cigarettes baby ?" Her "If they were up your ass you'd know !!!!!!!"
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha - priceless....
Take a long look Jamie Lynn, there's you in a few more years.
TiredOldWhore | 09.01.06 - 1:04 pm | #
Sadly true, and you know she'll have at least one kid by K-Fuck before it's all said & done.
They both look like trailer trash here but at least SPF isn't being injured in some way. At this point I will give them points for simply not almost killing the kid.
I ate EVERYTHING. and I also lost it all.
Cravings are a bitch people.
Ennis Del Mar | 09.01.06 - 12:58 pm | #
EDM, how did you do it? I just had a girl and the pounds are refusing to budge despite my efforts. Help!
mishma - KFed and I were blowing rails with J Lynn and she broke your baby off in her meaty twat. Sorry.
***channeling Phil Collins***
"I don't care anymore, you hear, I don't care anymore, no more...."
i want her sundae. bitches legs are hot too!
I am very Happy to see Brtiney with a smile
Britney looks cute!
God damnit Tender, thanks a lot. By the way that ghetto blow K-Fed gets is laced with baby laxative, enjoy!
I bought ice cream and went home to cry.
mikki | 09.01.06 - 1:01 pm | #
One month when I got weighed, the Dr. told me I was gaining too much weight so I stopped at the 7-11 and got a Snickers on the way home.
EDM, how did you do it? I just had a girl and the pounds are refusing to budge despite my efforts. Help!
Suse | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 1:08 pm | #
I ate once a day and exercised twice a day. Oh yeah and I was young. LOL
mishma - funny, cause SPF's baby laxative is laced with blow. Kid gets pretty hyper when he's spraying.
Ennis Del Mar | 09.01.06 - 1:21 pm | #
LOL! My dr was on my ass the whole time about gaining too much weight - it didn't help!
Yeah, being in my early 20's helped the baby weight come off a little easier. (That and getting the 9 1/2 pound human out of me!!)
At least Jamie isn't Asshlee, the ingrate. IA, Jamie better not dis her sis ever.
Why are you wasting even ghetto blow on a baby, damn. I'm calling CPS for drug wasting, Tender. Now go give some blow to the dog.
LOL Mikki. I got yelled at for being fat with both my kids. I didnt care And yes having my kids in my early 20's probably had a lot to do with it.
mishma - Nevermind the dog, that fucker gets steak and lobster while poor SPF survives on bananas and blow. Did I tell you that Britney was upstairs diddling herself with a curling iron, listening to Sexy Back while we were partying? Typical.
"Scrunchy Power!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait the curling iron still satisfies Tender? I heard bitch moved on to flat irons. Stupid dog, when does he get fed? Wonder if he likes bathtub meth? Let's find out.
We have secretly switched bit bit's alpo with crystal meth from Fresno, let's see if he notices...
its the trailer park twins
Britney, BUY A DAMN BRA! And there's a whole line of maternity wear which will make you look pregnant and not just like a walking lump of LARD.
Jamie-Lynn is probably thinking what a loser her sister is, but not taking into account that she's careening down the same road, but with less success to fall from. In a few years, she'll be knocked up with Kid No. 4 after three years of marriage to a loser.
MK- can u please post some sort of pic of lou reed and that heat he was packing in those beige pants last night!!!!!!!! xoxo
Mishma - it was her ass she was plugging, and I think it was a crimper... Any dog worth its salt should catch a buzz from a bowl of meth. If bit bit can take it, all hail him!
KFed likes to hot box the dog house with pcp joints. It's probably not that healthy but then neither are Brit's engorged piss flaps and he still makes a meal out of those...
K-fed is still on that whack dust? Shit, now I need to go get some hash and chill him out. Oh yeah and the dog too. Where's my dealer's digits?
jamie lynn tends towards chunk-ville too. Better watch the cherry garcia and late night taco hell runs.
Gurl.
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EVERYONE LEFT THE OFFICE, I AM SO DOING GHETTO K-FED RAILS ON MY DESK.
Yeah right, I'm going home early and do laundry, feh
please,
if they were still in Kentwood, Looziana Jamie Lynn would have her first baby already.
Enough with the flip flops already!
Don't these girls OWN any other shoes??????
Hey Ya'll cherry garcia and taco bell is how we'yall roll. Doncha be hatin' at least we's rich and kev is gonna be a big star someday.
*yeah, a big dirt star
OBESITY hate is the new acceptable prejudice
FLip Flop alert..they gave me planter faceitous... OUCH I am suffering!
Um I love that Britney is seen pigging out every damn day...now thats some country livin!
Annoying little girl. She chomps on her gum like her sister. It bugs.
OMG when is she going to have that fucken baby?????
The kid isn't born yet because she doesn't wanna be born. She already knows that if she is born, she's just destined for head injuries, whiplash, secondhand pot smoke, Cheetos at six months, and tacky too-small sequined baby clothes.
I wonder if she scheduled the c-section to be done on the same day as SPF's birthday so the kids would share a birthday?
*OBESITY hate is the new acceptable prejudice*
This would be ok, if Brit were obese,but she's pregnant and golley gee, being pregnant makes you fat.
A lot of you are obviously young and well... stuck on stupid. Jokes are cool,cause I'm no britney fan and I think she is straight from a Mobile Home paradise.
But enough, she's not even that big. I was way bigger when I was pregnant , but if she puts down the cheetos she will lose most of it, when the kid is born, after that she needs to hit the gym.
Brit looks good!
Jamie Lynn does'nt have that southern draw like Britney or does she??
Lola | 09.01.06 - 1:03 pm | #
It's "Drawl" not "Draw" sweetie.
JL looks like she jawing, hard, Watchout!
Draw, drawl, whatever... yeah Jamie Lynn has one.
Suse, I lost 50 pounds by breastfeeding. It makes the lbs fall off, my scale went down every day
She's her little sister and big sister probably said or did something doofus-like - how do you expect her to react?
i hope jamie lynn is smart enough see this could be her in a few years and run for the hills now....
fo sho, that would let her save on birthday presents, y'all! Jist give the youngins one present together, and they don't notice the diffrunce! Cuz we're COUNTRY!
The spears girls are naturally big boned..and it looks like it comes from their dads side, he is big boned,jamie lyn is fast becoming the chunky monkey she is destined to be.
yes..i have read that jamie lyn HAS A HUGE EGO AND CONSIDERES HERSELF AN
A LISTER..lmao
she wouldnt have jack crap without her mom pulling some strings at the nickelodian execs.
she's a brat!
Britney and her litter of kids. Yikes.
YOU HAVE TO BE ON CRACK TO THINK BRIT IS HOT! HOW MUCH DID SHE PAY YOU TO EVEN MAKE A HOPELESS COMMENT OF THE SORT?
I'd roll my eyes too if Britney was my sister, espesh if a conversation with Brit resembles anything like the time travel sh*t she was going off about on YouTube!
Brit looks great. This girl is due to have a baby in weeks. She looks awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont be a jelous hater, get a life people.
jamie lynn is a total snobby bitch. she apparently thinks she's gods gift to the world on the set of her nickelodeon show and has gotten other co-workers fired. so, fuck that bitch. she will NEVER be britney circa 2001 MTV music awards...
Jinxy McDeath | 09.01.06 - 12:59 pm | #
WHile she she had Britney come in and yell at her for being snobby to Jamie Lynn. I agree snobby bitch.
That Jamie Lynn better watch herself, Brit might just get her fired from that Nickolodean show.
geez | 09.01.06 - 1:00 pm | #
Doesn't their father or brother produce or is the big head behind the show, so I doubt she'll be cut out. Im suprised Kevin hasn't made an appearance on it yet.
i have read that jamie lyn HAS A HUGE EGO AND CONSIDERES HERSELF AN
A LISTER..lmao
A tv show on Nickelodeon will put you at A List fame..LMAO!!!!!!
Down To Earth, stop praising Bratney and get a life.
Britney looks great, Jamie Lynn loves her soooo much!! u ppl dont even know then! they are good girls, overall Britney, shes so down to earth, i love her!
Britney looks awesome! She's in her 8th month... leave her alone people! Who the hell cares if she's eating a sundae... she should offer some to the under weighted pregnant Heidi Klum!
Britney looks like shit. She's a has-been trailer park trashbag with a whole crop of kids, stretch marks, tits down to her knees, scars, the face of a 70 year old, and the list goes on and on. What a tragic mess.
I just have to feel sorry for the hot-mess Britney has become. Career in the dumper, sleezy, no talent, hanger on husband with baggage galore, and an addiction to Cheetos and trashy clothing jeopardizing her appearance. I hope she at least gets enough joy from her children to make it all worth while. Her sister on the other hand should wipe that snide look off her face and pull out a pen and pad to take notes notes on what not to do.
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