what a tool
Shit, Bitch looks like Frankenberry Monster from the cereal commercials of the 80's. Does anyone else see this or is it just me?
does he have the hiv?
my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my eyessssss!!!!
Wow! Just when I think he can't get any gayer!
I think that pic burned my eyes.
are you fucking kidding me?
I thought gay guys were supposed to actually have fashion sense!?
He looks like a new born Hamster
Well there goes my pop tarts and coffee, thanks MK
Shit, Bitch looks like Frankenberry Monster from the cereal commercials of the 80's. Does anyone else see this or is it just me?
Patsy | 09.01.06 - 1:15 pm | #
Hahaha!!!! Fuckin' Frankenberry!!
Come on Perez, Lavender? WTF??? Nasty little butt monkey.
Heres a link to Frankenberry, I'm telling you they are twins.
http://images.google.com/imgres?...s&ct=image&
cd=1
ugh!
OMG! You're right it is the Franken Fairy Monster.
Did he actually request that dye job? When is Paris going to turn on hi so I don't have to look at him anymore?
He makes Liberace look like a lumberjack.
WOW,that is all I can say. Dreadful. It is like took a shower in tacky.
He wore more make up than, any person I've ever seen.
Yeah that's totally Frankenberry. But can he wear a cross without it burning into his flesh? Or maybe that is vampires...
Frankenberry....DEAD ON!!!!
Fuck....Both in the same place at the same time within 1 ft. of eachother, and me with no gun...
Frankenberry? Bwahahahahahah!
These two deserve each other: smelly, hideous, twats.
Does he sell Mary Kay? Is that Walter Mercado?
perez gets fatter every year...he looks like elton john, but uglier, ew!
ewww he's so fug
He looks like Elton John 15 years ago-come on since when is the "Gay-HAG" look in
ERIC CLAPTON CALLED. HE WANTS HIS LOOK BACK..
doesnt he look related to brandon davis?? ewwwwwwwww.
Here pig piggy!
Somebody get him a bottle of vitaminwater, stat!
ewww...it's like prince's rejected suit. love the necklace, too. ha!
Very unfortunate looking - I hope that was VERY bad lighting because he looks ill and those colors could not be any worse
Paris looks good standing next to that cluster-fuck.
Paris told me that his dirt-star tastes like Frankenberry cereal....
And sour milk.
.
Okay, the Frankenberry thing: HILLARIOUS.....but who the fuck is he??
He should just give it up and dye his hair pink too. I never saw a Cuban albino before. He wears more make-up than a Mary Kay rep. Wait--does he drive a pink Cadillac?
He looks like a young gay Herman Munster in that purple atrosity. Paris Hilton is a better actress than I thought to be able to pose with him and not bust out in laughter at the sight of him.
Did Paris get his jizz in her hair like in "Something about Mary"?
MK, baby, this should have been the "Caption This" for today.
.......my eyes........my eyes........
oh, the humanity!
haha.. elton john. my bad.. im still distraught over the observing the pictures-
and frankenberry w/ marshmellows is totally spot on!
What kind of GD outfit is that?
that does not help my hangover this morning.
I'm embarrased for him
Why is he wearing a cross big enough to repel Godzilla?
The colors hurt my fucking eyes. Liberace would have slapped him over this outfit.
oh my gawd.. guess he's on the mimi carey diet of only purple veggies? this whore sold out like parisite a long time ago.. he's so fucking obsessed with the stars he wants to be one.. well go ahead perez.. get you some vd and some chlamydia and join the fun..
http://www.stingybitches.com
paris's new BF? 
score!
He looks like a giant undercooked sausage
wow, Elton John really let himself go
Look at that one pic with his arm around Paris. He looks like he's a 14 year old boy going on his first date with a girl!!! He looks so uncomfortable with his arm around a woman, like he's not sure what to do!!
Is he channeling Elton John?!
what the hell is up with that tacky cross around his neck?
ughhh! he did what I though only Brandon Davis and Scott Storch could do... Make Paris look attractive
Thank you Gary for not letting me down.
I think Perez raided Prince's closet circa "Purple Rain" era.
Course he would have had to "let" out the seams, um , ok, that's unpossible, nevermind
Herman Munster? Bwahahahahah!
Good Bye all - till Tuesday. Enjoy your weekends.
Ewwwwwww just Ewwwwww,this calls for a double eww situtaion! 
Introducing.....PIGEZ
haha he is totally looks like Frankenberry
Whoa, OT but a meeting in going on in the conference room and the VP told someone to fuck off and I think someone's gonna throw down!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Who is going to call the police? I'll let Camel deal with it
Have a good weekend, Miz!
He must be known to us d-listers a Frankenberry or FrankenSCARY!
Bye Miz! Enjoy the weekend!
he's never looked better. 
keep that look, perez. it's priceless.
This travesty goes far and beyond WHORANUS...
and the most fucked up thing about my statement?
I could be talking about either one of them.
But I seriously mean both.
Purple and fat do NOT go together. Did Perez forget to read the memo on the way to In & Out?
And we all know that is dried up cum in Paris' hair.
Can I get an amen?!
OH MY GOD MY FUCKING EYES!!
PEREZ IS A GIANT EASTER EGG WITH HIS
BITCH BFF!!!!
BITCH CREATES A WEB SITE TO MAKE FUN OF HER AND NOW HE'S EATING HER DIRTSTAR...
He looks so proud that he's in the presence of a celebrity. Like "Look at me??!!! See, I really know famous people and they want to hang out with me. I'm legitimate now".
If Mooriah would have been there she would have been all over this purple marshmallow!
Hey where is Stoney? Don't tell me that bitch is too hung over for DL? To think, I thought she was a trooper, *sniff*
Bye lovies!!! *kisses**
That shit is comical. But please, we don't want to see that idiot get publicised at all!
TheBreakdown
AMEN
fuging ugly fugly fugie-fugy gorilla...
including lazy eye swan. Fuging hell!
Nice find, MK. Perez makes Federline look like philanthroper of the year.
You can't see Paris shoving the hundreds up his ass in these shots.
He is as big as a fucking house!
How can a guy that looks like that,tallk about other peoples weight,looks.etc?
Anyone got a rock?? This is where "Kill two birds with one stone" originated
Well at least he's not wearing eyeliner
If Mooriah would have been there she would have been all over this purple marshmallow!
MJF | 09.01.06 - 1:28 pm | #
LOL!!!!! Too funny!
OH. MY. GOD.
LMAO at Frankenberry
hahahahahha
Frankenberry! AWESOME!!! That made my week-end. Thank-you soooo much.
he looks like elton john and barney's love child
Bwhahahahaha J, Perez loves you!
He makes Liberace look like a lumberjack.
tender cavity
No shit!!!
Bye Miz-have a great weekend!
Frankenberry!
love it!
Seriously, who told him he looked cute wearing that outfit. Did Little Richard and a blind bat make it for him?
He is standing there trying to act all "LOOK AT ME!!"
Atleast its a step up from that pink outfit he always wears. That outfit was tight (no not the hip hop way of saying cool) I mean TIGHT, you could see him change expressions without changing expressions!
Frankenberry! That is some funny shit!!!!!!!! I love love lurve it!
why do fat people insist on wearing bright colors?
It's Grimace! He's even shaped like him.
Perez looks like he ate Elizabeth Taylor. Literally. And her maltese Sugar too.
Course he would have had to "let" out the seams, um , ok, that's unpossible, nevermind
mishma | 09.01.06 - 1:26 pm | #
He could sew every purple item in Prince's closet together and come up with a jacket.
The Frankenberry thing is dead on!! His face even has a pinkish-purple tint to it. *barfs*
he looks like elton john and barney's love child
j | 09.01.06 - 1:33 pm |
Damn, Perez. Lay off the Cheetos!
OMG!
It just dawned one me.
Paris Hilton is a chubby chaser.
First Brandon Davis, now this fucker.
Who's next, Ruben Studdard!?
gross! TUCAN SAM and a fat pink shit.
He is the fattest living mammal in existence!
Perez = HIPPO~~~
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaa!
The Breakdown - Amen!
Possibly the single worst detail in the entire photo is his hair. OMFG.
holy shit these comments are hilarious. I'm particularly into the descriptions "undercooked sausage," "albino cuban," and "newborn hamster."
You guys are way too creative. Think I got here a bit too late to contribute much.
That last picture makes me want to gouge my eyes out.
Amen to The breakdown!
mishma!!! is there a Jerry Springer type fight at your office? JERRY! JERRY!
Hot damn I love 3 day weekends!
It's Grimace! He's even shaped like him.
Perez looks like he ate Elizabeth Taylor. Literally. And her maltese Sugar too.
Vivalashameless
(PASSED OUT) THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
Okay, the Frankenberry thing: HILLARIOUS.....but who the fuck is he??
Dirt Star | 09.01.06 - 1:20 pm | #
http://www.perezhilton.com
He's Perez. He used to be Paris' biggest critic, but now he's on her payroll...
Isn't it rich, are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clowns.
Isn't it bliss, don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around
One who can't move
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.
gross! TUCAN SAM and a fat pink shit.
POPularity Contest | 09.01.06 - 1:34 pm |
I'm never going to be able to eat cereal again!!!
TheBreakdown | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 1:34 pm | #
Egad! I hadn't noticed the trend there.
Does he ever post on here?
He looks like a new born Hamster
Newbs | 09.01.06 - 1:16 pm | #
**************
Aha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Indeed, he does (even tho' I've never seen one).
"Mommy, there are just so many chins..."
He looks like a arsehole. Somebody needs a stylist, a makeup artist and a liposucker!
Gary! I have to kick you in your dirtstar for linking that asswipe's site! Blasphemy!!
FRANKEBERRY AND THE HILTON TROLL.
I ALMOST LOST MY BREAKFAST ON THIS ONE.
Great pics. He is too fuckin stupid to know that Parisite is using his fat ass up, and will dump him quicker than J Lo loses a husband when she is sick of him.
hmm an unfortunate coincidence
HAHAHAHA!!!
I swear I've used Fatboy Perez's blazer as a background.
Bitch keeps getting fatter everytime.
Are y'all posting there? Funny ass shit. Everyone and his agent are coming to dlisted now.
does he have the hiv?
pageantgal | 09.01.06 - 1:15 pm | #
Is this a joke I'm not getting? I laugh at most things, but I'm not into using HIV status as a put-down....
IN TINSEL TOWN HALLOWEEN COMES EARLY THIS YEAR
Has anyone else noticed he looks like he's trying to be the guy gay who did the sounds in the porn movies in "Boogie Nights?" He has the same pathetic "I want to be with the cool kids" look on his ass. I mean face. No, I mean ass, that was right.
Jeeeesus! Perez, you need to call Jenny and then book yourself for a fashion makeover at KMart. Your little-girl-meets-300lb-man look isn't cutting it.
On a separate note: Fo Sho...who's the tiny dancer in your avatar?
--KooKoo
Fatty, fatty, two by four,
Couldn't get thru Parisite used up, dried up, scuzzed up, twat door!
Suck it up Perez!
yuk !!!
He's trying to smile like Paris.
Oh. My. Fuck.
He has the same pathetic "I want to be with the cool kids" look on his ass. I mean face. No, I mean ass, that was right.
TiredOldWhore | 09.01.06 - 1:38 pm | #
IN HIS CASE THEY R INTERCHANGABLE
YES ENNIS IT IS SO HOT!
They've calmed down but it was touch and go. I was fully expecting chairs to be flung. Maybe I should go in there and stir it up again...
Shit, Bitch looks like Frankenberry Monster from the cereal commercials of the 80's. Does anyone else see this or is it just me?
Patsy | 09.01.06 - 1:15 pm | #
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Now thats hillarious
Definitely Frankenberry!
My hag of a mother-in-law actually gave me a lavendar brocade blazer that looked a lot like this one. I took the buttons of it, because they were pink rhinestones and funky, but that shit got burned, even Goodwill wouldn't want that shit.
Shit, Bitch looks like Frankenberry Monster from the cereal commercials of the 80's. Does anyone else see this or is it just me?
Patsy | 09.01.06 - 1:15 pm | #
Nope Patsy. You called it.
You are fucking Hilarious.
He's trying to smile like Paris.
Oh. My. Fuck.
feekal madder | 09.01.06 - 1:39 pm | #
ACTUALLY HE IS PASSING GAS
KooKoo 4 Cocoa | 09.01.06 - 1:38 pm |
My tiny dancer is the one and only Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. 
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i just threw up in my mouth ...this is the most pathetic individual... Michael...don't ever ever ever do this again to us. He does this radio show with Adam Carrola once in a while and half the time you've reported it the day before. He must be stopped.
What kind of shit is this!? He should be banned from taking pictures.
He looks like Danny DiVito playing a gay pink penguin in the Batman movie!
He looks like the fat Dixie Chick!
By looking at the first pic I decided I´m not gay. Looking at the second one I decided I´m not striaight either. SERIOUSLY, PEREZ IS FUCKING UGLY!
"Purple Pee-pee eater"
I've never actually seen Perez Hilton before, not that I was paying attention. I have to say I am disappoined. I assumed from all his talk he would be much more fabulous. What's with the purple suit? He looks . . . different (or maybe "interesting" is the word I'm looking for?).
Check this out:
http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com/2...on-
exposed.html
I think he's invited to alot of events because he threatens to expose other gays. I don't think you can get much lower than this guy. Maybe a three way with Scott Scorch and him.
You know that shit he's wearing is "swag" he got for free that he can't STFU about on his site. Where is a sniper when you need one?
oh lighten up Amanda!!
UGH Gary don't link that other guy either, he is obssessed w/Perez!
Please Join the MIshma fan club!!!!
Btw Perez Hilton is the Bomb-Diggity y'all !!
He is a stylish, good-looking peice of man-meat and I want to eat him up..
Mmmm mmm mmm!!!!!!!
YUMMY!
he looks like and pink pig....his face all of that....just a big ol' fat ham (H.A.M. too)
That looks like the 600 lb marine mammal that washed up on a beach not far from me. It was oily, black and stunk like rot.
What a kiss ass!!! I can't stand this guy. No one will ever be as great as MK anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's truly the most disgusting gay man I've ever seen. Makes my eyes burn.
Turned him off a long time ago. Next!
He looks like Danny DiVito playing a gay pink penguin in the Batman movie!
whaleboy | 09.01.06 - 1:41 pm | #
LMFAO!!
Mishma..get your cocktail, pull up a chair and enjoy that. I LOVE watching the boss yell at other people.
Wow, pictures of two people we should have NEVER heard of.
Your just jealous Maggie Mae!
Perez Hilton and I are the Bomb-Diggity so y'all best check yourselves.
Word
a whore and a homo, lol
I bet Parisite told him to buy that suit, and he obeyed. I think he fails to realize that A) he's on his way out -- he gets fewer and fewer scoops B) nobody likes him, including his Z-list celebrity "friends." Who boasts about witnessing a catfight between Tara Reid and Blu Cantrell?
No, newborn hamsters are cuter, even though their eyes and ears are shut and they're totally bald.
MICHAEL K RULES! You are everything Perez should be and won't be.
...and the entire heterosexual population of women in the world heave a collective sigh of relief...
Wow, Gary. Talk about false advertisement!
Perez makes Elton John look like Toby Keith.
The dudette wants desperately to create his own unique stamp on his celebrity. Unfortunately, he works it a bit too hard to be taken seriously.
He's typical suburban gay white trash who sits at his computer with one hand on the keyboard and two fingers on his little willie.
Trust me, the gay community does not recognize him. He's an angry fat white guy who believes in outing people before they choose to come out. Enough said.
Guess Perez did not want to go unnoticed, did he? Looks like Elton John/Grape Ape to me. Gwape ape.
Shit, Bitch looks like Frankenberry Monster from the cereal commercials of the 80's. Does anyone else see this or is it just me?
Patsy | 09.01.06 - 1:15 pm | #
Giant Lavender Sachet-I wouldn't want to smell it though.
I did not know Mary Kay had a Lilac level. Wow, how much product to you have to sell or is it wear in this case.
Shit, Bitch looks like Frankenberry Monster from the cereal commercials of the 80's. Does anyone else see this or is it just me?
Patsy | 09.01.06 - 1:15 pm | #
Giant Lavender Sachet-I wouldn't want to smell it though.
I did not know Mary Kay had a Lilac level. Wow, how much product to you have to sell or is it wear in this case.
... an Albino Latino?
what a hatchet face - his body is shaped like a walrus with a thyroid problem.
He's a walking talking caricature.
Hope he gets cheek implants so he can give Storch a run for his money.
Frankenberry LOL
God, he's the ugliest gay man i've ever seen.
I wonder how much his head weighs?
I bet his shoulders are killing him for holding that boulder up all day.
Ughh, Don't post Perez. He subscribes to the school of. "any press is good press." He's probably enjoying the fact that you posted his fat chulo ass up on dlisted. Ignore it and hopefully it will go away.
Yay! My stalker's in the house MUAH, baby!
Look at that ass rash all over his face. Serious need for some prep-H.
Shit, Bitch looks like Frankenberry Monster from the cereal commercials of the 80's. Does anyone else see this or is it just me?
Patsy | 09.01.06 - 1:15 pm | #
You said it all!! LMAO!! Mk do not show this pig again!! Please my stomach can't handle it today or any day for that matter.
Aww Poor Perez
In the second picture, with his arm around Parasite...is that Perez' hand with nailpolish? ha ha ha
LOOKS LIKE ELTON AND MADONNA MADE UP LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE THIS MESS...
He looks like John Norris the news guy from MTV.
That is some Planet of the Apes shit Perez is rockin'. He's totally simian.
Also, Paris looks like Joe Camel.
OMFG! I guess that with that big purple dress and huge cross he is trying to be the Pope. Or he just wants to be crucified deep in the ass.
MICHAEL JACKSON WANTED TO LOOK LIKE ELIZABETH TAYLOR, NOW PEREZ WANTS TO LOOK LIKE PARIS. BOTH SICK FUCK?
...and what a beguiling shade of rust he's managed to achieve on that dead ferret laying atop his head.
Lane Bryant and Cato: Plus! announce their new "Perezian Boutique" line. Perez Hilton landed the modeling gig for a whopping $25,000 in purple twinkies.
On his "Manhunt profile it says he's into "pig play" WTF is that?
Pig wants pig play that's too funny.
This is just too easy...
It should be illegal.
Is that a ring on his pinky finger and fake bling on his neck??
Ok - aside from the obiously fact he's wearing a Pink pattern shirt WITH a Purple pattern Suit can I discuss something else -
The Fit of the clothes.......... oh my gawd.... seriously... the suit jack is WAY to tight on the arms...and WAY too short. The shirt is untucked and os wrinkly as all get out. THe pants... when you are that size in the upper body the last think you want to do is wear skinny pants to accentuate your girth.
OMG this is dreadful.... he should sue Ben Sherman or whoever donated his suit....
Oops, My undies were showing.
Did someone link Perez's personal date ad yet? That shit was precious
What is pig play, like Deliverence, squeal like a pig, pig play?
parasite farted out this big pink Quiff! quick perez,get back in her ass, you're hurting our eyes!
He looks like Danny DiVito playing a gay pink penguin in the Batman movie!
whaleboy | 09.01.06 - 1:41 pm | #
TOO FUNNY AND RIGHT ON THE MONEY.
Perez looks as if he has an imminent feeling the woman whose coat tails he's been riding is headed for a permanent fall. In a year no one will care about this twat or the pimple that is Perez.
Looks like someone raided the wardrobe dept. on the set of "The Golden Girls" again.
Am I too late?I wager he either looks like the rear-end of a baboon's ass in heat or the its the color of Paris's swollen dirtstar after a drunken gangbang in Vegas...either way its all kinds of nasty.I need eyewash bc I got the clap in my eye from looking.
Soooo Saaad,
Just like high school. Not in the cool crowd, not smart enough to be one of the nerds, and not a jock.
Just wanting attention, no matter how much of a fool he makes out of himself.
Tsk Tsk... Dontcha just want to slap him upside the head and say Takealookatcherself!
That is one of the grossest excuses for a person i have ever seen. The worst part about that statement is that it is confusing which one i am talking about!
Hahahahaha....Perez is a boil on the ass that is Parasite....
another reason to not like perez hilton
Hahahahaha....Perez is a boil on the ass that is Parasite....
MJF | 09.01.06 - 2:00 pm | #
BRILLIANT LMAO
Hahahahaha....Perez is a boil on the ass that is Parasite....
MJF | 09.01.06 - 2:00 pm | #
BRILLIANT LMAO
Ewww.......he is so fat. Has anyone metioned that to him. I want to see this bitch cry and then eat a box of krispy kreme.
Actually gotta hand it to him. It takes real talent to have a head bigger than a body that size.
Christ, that is one ugly cunt!
Paris is hideous too!
Light red hair color and bright purple clothes require very clear skin. He should know this. I mean, he's gay, he should have no problems wearing some foundation!
I agree with GinaMarie. You all talk about how you hate him and how he should disappear...that won't happen because everyone talks about his stupid ass all the damn time. Let's stop tainting our eyes and minds with his ba-hooey. Yes.
i see him as making a prince reference not particularly well - but he is doing it - god dont like ugz
Paris and the Pig.
Paris and the Pig.
Paris and the Pig.
Paris and the Pig.
This is the sort of thing you call the exterminators to take care of.
Bloated, Ugly PIG!
Even the Munster's would throw his ass out of the house.
"Please let me stay uncle Herman, I have nowhere to go, I got no friends, my anus is always dripping and my breath smells like schmegma."
What a pitiful Hollywood hanger-on.
And that's Paris' hand on her waist, in her signature pose. C'mon people!
And that's Paris' hand on her waist, in her signature pose. C'mon people!
Queer!!!!!
Richbitch - who's ass is that?
This is the stuff of nightmares...or flashbacks from bad acid trips. Ugh! 
Where'd he find that godawful monstrosity he's wearing anyway? And who told him it looked good?! He looks like a giant, white hamster who's been dipped in purple easter egg dye.
BTW, is it just me or does anyone else think Perez Hilton is shaped liked one of the Hungry, Hungry Hippos?
That is one of the grossest excuses for a person i have ever seen. The worst part about that statement is that it is confusing which one i am talking about!
cintrella | 09.01.06 - 2:00 pm | #
MK - PLEASE DON'T GIVE FAT BASTARD ANY PRESS. WE WANT HIM TO GO AWAY! PLEASE FOR ALL MAN-KIND.
Heeeeere, Franken-fairy!
*sprinkles purple krispy kremes on floor*
It's 11:00 a.m. and now I need a drink! Thanks MK!
Henrietta Hippo!
I can't believe I am wasting even a second of my life commenting but - why does he continue wearing pastels? They make him look horrible-r. It looks like he bought Feria and tried to do his own hair (there are still patches of brown).
What's really scary in my mind is that at some point before he left his house (hole, nest, host, whatever) for the night, he probably looked into a mirror and said, "Dayum...I rock this shit!".
ROFLMAO!!
Are you fucking kiddin' me!?!
OMG he is disgusting! FUG!
He legs bow out at the knee... fat man legs... eeks.
He has NO room talking about people and the way the look.
My guess Paris tells him how how he looks knowing he looks a fool.
You guys are just jealous that Perez has made it and you guys haven't...
He's in a pic with Paris Hilton for crying out loud. How hot is that??? She's gorgeous!
His makeup was done all wrong.
Do u remember that girl who ate the blueberry bubble gum in willy wonka and blew up? Well guess who was dippin' in the gumballs last night?????
That Frankenberry shit was hilarious!
Speechless.
*his* legs - Jesus I can't type today
Wow, I guess it unanimous, we all hate Perez!
You guys are just jealous that Perez has made it and you guys haven't...
Made it? Looks like he made it to goodwill and back...
Does he even have eyelids??? Or does his Cro-Magnon forehead terminate directly over his eyeballs?
Suse | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 2:09 pm | #
Franken-fairy?! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
ROFLMAO
his out fit looks like it was designed by Bea Arthur.
perez is such an ugly fug and his site is so shitty, Dlisted and pink is the new blog all the way. fuckin punk bitch perez.
...He's in a pic with Paris Hilton for crying out loud...
FlowerPower | 09.01.06 - 2:14 pm |
So are all her cooter crabs....have they all made it too? And the scabs?
With looks like that, it's no wonder Perez things every man, woman and rock is gay. It's a full explanation!!
He legs bow out at the knee... fat man legs...
~ohmy~ | 09.01.06 - 2:13 pm | #
*****************
This is what I noticed also. His jellied thighs must chafe somethin' awful.
Made it? Looks like he made it to goodwill and back...
~ohmy~ | 09.01.06 - 2:15 pm | #
LOL!
i didn't know Grimace was invited to the VMA's.
mk - you're such a hotter slut than this dork. i'll take your bones over his boobs any day!
perez is the worst looking tool I've ever seen.
he looks like what michael k's soul must look like.
first.
Well, we now know what he does with the money he makes off of sucking Parisite's ass out; HE EATS! And apparently he never stops eating!
He matches the Vitamin Water ad.
Grimace.
What is pig play, like Deliverence, squeal like a pig, pig play?
mishma | 09.01.06 - 1:58 pm | #
Do NOT get curious and Google that shit! You will spend the entire 3 day weekend puking lavendar.
My corneas will never come clean.
He looks like an over-sized jelly bean!
PEREZ; LOCK THE DOOR TO THE FRIDGE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
He pulled a Scarlett O'Hara and used his grandma's drapes for his outfit.
Wow, I guess it unanimous, we all hate Perez!
mishma | 09.01.06 - 2:15 pm | #
Hurray!
My corneas will never come clean.
Noelegy | 09.01.06 - 2:20 pm | #
cute av!!!
Great Jeeze, now the power of Perez compells me to look that shit up.
*reading Urban Dictionary*
Perez is a sick fucker, like I'm surprised.
Can we have a new post MK? I can't look at this sycophant asshole anymore, that would be great, thanks
OMG THESE COMMENTS ARE MAKING LOL
and piss myself, stop it y'all!!!!
I tried to warn ya,Mishma, but would you listen?? Nooooooooo!!
Patsy | 09.01.06 - 1:15 pm | #
OMG! I thought that too, almost fell over in my chair laughing.
Frankenberry- ay yi yi....
Perez is what he is. One pic it looks pink the other 3 purple.
The hair is a mess. The make-up's making his eyes look like he got burned with raybans on. The color is atrocious. The cut is not flattering.
Methinks Perez wants *some* attention, eh?
What happened? Did Perez think he was in gay ole Maui or something?
Do NOT get curious and Google that shit! You will spend the entire 3 day weekend puking lavendar.
Jeeze Louise | 09.01.06 - 2:20 pm | #
Ahh! I'm gonna die laughing at the comments in this thread.
looks like Harvey!
Mama Roux | 09.01.06 - 2:25 pm | #
I'm serious!! Do NOT Google that!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Frankenberry, Grimace, an over-sized jelly bean... Have mercy!
I love this thread.
You bitches are hilarious. Perez set himself up for it I'm afraid.
Bwaahahahahaa!
Patsy's comment FTW
Wayyy off topic - I'd like to tear Vanessa Manillo a new asshole, with a boning knife.
Jeeze Louise | 09.01.06 - 2:26 pm | #
Believe me, Louise, I won't!
correction- he looks like a technicolor Adam Rich!
and the accessories! Do not get me started (madonna cross wearing curtain draped Barnie!)
GOOGLE IT, learn something new everyday bitches!
This make me throw up more than that Constantine pic!!
Oh gross, that is so sick. In the third pick his pants are seriously heading up his ass... probably cause they are too embarassed to be seen with him!
Oh, that is just nasty. There should be a law against pictures like this... I just can't express enough how disgusting he is.
Wayyy off topic - I'd like to tear Vanessa Manillo a new asshole, with a boning knife.
tender cavity
Hmmm tell us how you really feel....
Google what?
That porker would look 100 times better with the shirt tucked in, but still gross.
Barney the dinosaur looks better than this pig.
Paris had her picture taken with one of her used tampons???????
actually I don't mind Perez
is he fat? yes
does he laugh at himself? not enough but sometimes
is he funny to laugh at? quite often
does he make me laugh? yes, quite often
is he a media whore monger? yes
is he a bad dresser? sure
is he a one track mind (paris and outing closet gays) - pretty much
but he can still be pretty funny even if he is on Paris's payroll...lol.. although doesn't come close to touching MK, Superficial or Tyler Durden
actually I don't mind Perez
is he fat? yes
does he laugh at himself? not enough but sometimes
is he funny to laugh at? quite often
does he make me laugh? yes, quite often
is he a media whore monger? yes
is he a bad dresser? sure
is he a one track mind (paris and outing closet gays) - pretty much
but he can still be pretty funny even if he is on Paris's payroll...lol.. although doesn't come close to touching MK, Superficial or Tyler Durden
Looks like he's storing testicles in his jowls.
and the accessories! Do not get me started (madonna cross wearing curtain draped Barnie!)
billy balls | 09.01.06 - 2:28 pm | #
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
He has the AIDS alright
Here is a pics of Perez anal parasites.
http://www.etsy.com/
view_item_so...action_id=82968
Pig Play Astra
Embalmed is the new black.
Do u remember that girl who ate the blueberry bubble gum in willy wonka and blew up? Well guess who was dippin' in the gumballs last night?????
mena | 09.01.06 - 2:14 pm | #
Do they make Vicodin eyedrops? Because I think I need some.
If Willy Wonka and Barney got it on and had a baby, then the baby turned into a pimp- that baby would be Perez Hilton
Perez could be a stand in for that creepy kid Adore in 'Day of the Locusts'... his whole life is 'day of the locusts'.
and yet i'd still choose him over paris hilton.
His inner thighs are eating up his pants. Yuck.
Ugh. You guys have ruined it for me (lol), I used to love Frakenberry when I was a kid (along w/ Count Chocula and Booberry).
Now I will gag at the sight of it. Perez is disgusting and smarmy. And you know Paris is the one who told him he looked "hot".
I think he looks like that nasty pink filling that I always seem to bite into when I'm eating a sampler box of chocolate. BARF...DOUBLE BARF
And I too, want to know WTF pig play is...Or maybe we're all better off not knowing?
Vicodin is not enough Jeeze, here take my percoset/oxycondin eyedrops
You guys are just jealous that Perez has made it and you guys haven't...
Perez, shouldn't you be at your own blog deleting the negative comments!
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And I too, want to know WTF pig play is...Or maybe we're all better off not knowing?
Amanda | 09.01.06 - 2:38 pm | #
Better off not knowing. Trust me.
Although, to be fair, given it's Perez we're talking about, it's probably pig play even when that's not what he intends.
i called that frankenberry shit weeks ago:
http://smrtmnky.livejournal.com/
...034.html#cutid1
Vicodin is not enough Jeeze, here take my percoset/oxycondin eyedrops
mishma | 09.01.06 - 2:39 pm | #
Whoa. I want your opthamalogist.
Even though he's fat, gay, and looks like a Mary Kay Cosemetics Sales Rep- Paris would still do him
Damn he's pathetic. It's gonna be a hard fall for him once Paris dumps him. Frankenberry is spot on!
His inner thighs are eating up his pants. Yuck.
meramari
yummy! Now I need some cereal, be right back.
Damn he's pathetic. It's gonna be a hard fall for him once Paris dumps him.
Sheen Sucks | 09.01.06 - 2:41 pm | #
Yeah, I can't wait.
I love how Perez just thinks he is the shit...you know he has a stylist??
Someone needs to tell him to not believe all of the hype around him...he has swallowed it (lol) hook, line and sinker.
A lot of us think Paris' daddy pays him off. It really leans that way. There has been no reports of her album tanking...anytime Paris F's up he doesn't report it...
I guess it is his blog...whatever...15 year olds must love his bullshit.
DListed is it....in fact I mention it all of the time in the comment section of PerezHilton's blog. A lot of people do..
If he would just wear BLACK...stay the hell away from pastels...and yes...he is a stuffed sausage.
My major problem with him is his "outing" of anyone who doesn't want to be outed. Personal business. Maybe his life got better when he came out...but it isn't the same for everyone.
xxki
Looks like Dill from to kill a Mockingbird, all grown up.
Damn he's pathetic. It's gonna be a hard fall for him once Paris dumps him. - Sheen Sucks
Probably not. He's not an idiot. He knows she dumps people like hot water that's become tepid. He's lining up his next fag hags: jessica/ashlee, who knows.
Oh no Jeeze, I developed this particular painkiller from an old family recipe.
I was a little hammered when I made the last batch but don't let that scare you!
k i like perez, but jesus what is with the outfit?! i like his site, but it doesnt touch dlisted.
He looks like he's holding in a big shit.
Wow. Not only does he look like a giant Wide-Load version of a bottle of Pepto Bismol, but he looks like he NEEDS some Pepto Bismol too. He looks white as a sheet.
holy mother of christ o'lord-what in the name of all that is holy is that jack off trying to look like?? he looks like a circus escapee that fell in a paint bucket, oh wait, he's too fat to even fit his portly hand in one probably, that's just gross, you know Paris the 3 man cock sucking whore is laughing behind his back
I KNOW WHAT HE REMINDS ME OF NOW -
ANYONE SEE THE MOVIE TOMMY BOY w/ CHRIS FARLEY -
*Sings*
"FAT MAN IN A LITTLE COAT...."
This is the only time in my life I've ever wished for cataracts.
you think we could shoot them both into t he sun? the world would be much better off
Oh no Jeeze, I developed this particular painkiller from an old family recipe.
mishma | 09.01.06 - 2:44 pm | #
Whoa. I want your old family.
I'm surprised that his lips weren't on her ass.
Bwahahahah! I love how MK only has to post but one word...and these pictures practically make fun of themselves! I nominate this hideous eyesore for the Caption This contest!
He sorta reminds me of a bloated, whiter Elton John.
Okay, I had to go look up pig play - let's just say it gives a whole new meaning to the term "Happier than a pig in shit"
Patsy | 09.01.06 - 1:15 pm | #
Could not be more spot on than that! LMFAO.
How can this kiss ass piece of Frankenfuckenberry make fun of the way anyone else dresses?
When I see him I feel like I've ben kicked in the vadge. It hurts that much.
mikki | 09.01.06 - 2:52 pm | #
I already know, thanks to some unsavory associates of mine. You really shouldn't have looked, no amount of liquid therapy will undo that memory now.
I guess this is the outfit that get Kayne kicked off Project Runway.
I'm afraid to look it up, but I'm guessing pig play has to do with poo-poo?
I seriousely can not wait for Paris to dump him like baby's bathwater. THEN what will he do!?!!!!!
he looks like a poor man's elton john
You know they fist each other.
mikki | 09.01.06 - 2:52 pm | #
Gawd, I tried to save all of you, but would you listen? Noooooooooo!
I'm off to donate a pint of blood before the big weekend. God knows they won't want what's in that pint if I wait and donate Tuesday.
BBL!
Times like this I wish they never invented the camera....
I always knew barney was gay.
There are naked pics of Perez on Faded Youth.com Priceless.
fadedyouth.blogspot.com/ 2006/06/perez-hilton-exposed.html - Similar pages
Richbitch - who's ass is that?
NoAnjl | 09.01.06 - 2:06 pm | #
Joey Stefano's
He needs to lose 50 lbs and gain some style.
what happened when elton john impregnated a chimpanzee.
RichBitch: Okay, I'll bite. Who's that please?
He looks like a fat John Norris from mtv news.
"He pulled a Scarlett O'Hara and used his grandma's drapes for his outfit."
Perez looks a HOT MESS. Thank you Michael for posting these because this fat fuck is busy bashing everyone but himself and that skank Paris.
Pigez* is like the unpopular kid at school. All the rich kids have a reason to be nice to him (his snarky blog) but you know they are laughing behind his back. He actually thinks he is fitting in and one of them. FAT CHANCE (no pun intended).
little elton john fat ugly and going bald nice outfit
I guess he thought if he wore a big cross he wouldn't look like such a lard ass.
I hope he reads what people say about him and cries.
even blind people look at that picture and can tell that perez is gay....
PEREZ REALLY NEEDS TO JOIN CELEBRITY FIT CLUB! OOOPS DON'T YOU HAVE TO BE A CELEBRITY TO BE ON THAT SHOW???
The best part is that if you switch their hairdos, Perez would totally be Bob's Big Boy.
and I don't really need to mention paris and her "ode to conan o'brien" hairdo. conan is the shit by the way.
WHY...are you showing pictures of these creatures?
Now I'm blind. Thanks, MK.
This little piggy should have stayed home.
RichBitch: Okay, I'll bite. Who's that please?
NoAnjl | 09.01.06 - 3:01 pm | #
He was a gay porn star in the early 90s. Died of drugs overdose, very tragic story really.
One of the most beautiful men of all time. Oh yeah, and the hottest piece of ass that ever lived! 
is it just me or does he have coke nose, and coke bloat.
That is straight up mess, both of them.
i love that all you said was "why?"...you're too funny MK. love you!
RichBitch. Thank you for info. He certainly does have a beautiful ass. Shame.
He's wearing Bobby Trendy's couch!
Sweet baby jesus, he's fucking hideous. Bitch gives me the shivers. *brrr*
I like perez but this fit is horrible! My main slut has GOT to come up with a better fashion sense!
When did Chucky and Elton John have a baby? Did I miss that bump watch?
Okay, judging by the replies we ARE better off not knowing. I was too afraid to google it myself but you guys said enough....But I did look at his penis.
I am so the perfect example of curiosity killed the cat. Why do I do this crap to myself??
i don't even know how to comment here, let's just laugh
he is the lowest of the low.
Frankenberry and a young Herman Munster=dead on!
A Fag & his Hag shall never be parted.
That Frankenberry comment was spot the fuck on.
OMG!
bwahahahaha
He looks like Grimace from McDonalds and Parisite looks like a pumpkin.
i love my perez.
such a pretty, pretty princess.
SO DOES HE THINK HE'S A CELEBRITY NOW TOO JUST B/C HE'S A HANGER-ON???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
WONDER WHEN PARIS IS GONNA TURN AGAINST HIM? PROBABLY WHEN HE STOPS BUYING HERPES MEDS FOR HER IN HIS NAME
http://thumbsnap.com/v/bb73ldyB.jpg
Perez, GIVE THE SUIT BACK.
Not all 'freebies' are 'goodies'.
Ugly 1 & Ugly 2....
LOL... the frankenberry resemblance is uncanny
paris's new girlfriend or boyfriend!
I am proud to say that I have NEVER been to his site. This is the first time I've seen him and I am NOT impressed. MK is a hot slut! Perez is a Sad excuse for the Purple People Eater. UGH. No fashion sense whatsoever!!!
Proof some things are better left to print then seen
BWAH! HAHAHAHAHAH...breathe..HAHAHAHAHA...breathe....HAH
AHAHA...Gawd, he could put an elephant off it's feed for fear of looking like that. Sad, sad, sad...
And his biggest assholish attribute? Outing...not cool. No way, no how.
I'll be ecstatic when the both of them disappear...
y'all crack me up, btw.
He looks like a Neanderthal poof. And she looks like Frankenhooker.
Wouldn't it be great to get a visual from Franken-fairy's brain on what he thinks he looks like in the shots? My guess is he thinks he's a dead-ringer for Paris.
What a complete and utter fat pathetic queer cunt. I may just walz over to the coffee Bean and punch him in the cunt.
Fuckin queer. He should be set on fire - not just for being queer, but for being a complete fucking cunt of a human being
Here's a visual:
Count Chocula sodomizing Frankenberry.
But that brings about a philosophical question:
Was Chocula's dick brown before or after the dirty deed?
i don't really care if he dresses like elton john, it's just how can anyone hang out with the parisite????
Seriously...his site's supposed to be about gossip...where's the gossip? So tired of hearing who he likes or who he thinks is hot...puh-leeze. Who cares what he thinks - - and that's not a question. Wannabee, wannabee, wannabee.
oof. he looks like a fat purple bruise
somebody kill him. i'll pay you. seriously! it's for the greater good.
MK - You are a god. I speak your name. I speak your name.
www.perezhilton.com
This was posted on his site this afternoon:
ATTENTION EVERYONE: Let's come up with a new nickname for PEREZ! The following are some suggestions from other sites.
* Pigez
* Gay Frankenberry
* Little Elton John
* Gay Barney
* The Fat John Norris
* Bob's Big Boy
* Bobby Trendy's Couch
* Franken Fairy Monster
* The Gay Herman Munster
Posted by: Perez's Fired Stylist | September 1, 2006 3:36 PM
Gay Barney is a bit redundant
Jennifer Love Hewitt | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 3:31 pm | #
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OMG OMG!!! That is my favorite cereal in the whole wide world!!! When I was little, I picked out the marshmallows and squished them together for a giant ball of sugar. Yummmmmmm
Here's a visual:
Count Chocula sodomizing Frankenberry.
But that brings about a philosophical question:
Was Chocula's dick brown before or after the dirty deed?
Gary Coleman | 09.01.06 - 3:41 pm | #
BWAhaahaahaaaaahhaaaaa
I used to go to his site everyday and actually wondered why so many people left negative comments on his blog. After him posting the billionth picture of himself with stars, it gets old as shit. Yeah, it's his blog but it's suppose to be gossip. The shit US Weekly is too scared to print. The only reason stars tolerate him is so he won't talk shit about them. Sad man, seriously.
wow the gay herman munster is so fucking horrible. I cant believe he makes a living by making fun of people when he is the ugliest woman ever.
Perez looks like he took the drapes down from a Gay House Of Prostitution and made an out fit of it. Two messes.
Ew. I used to read his website but I got sick of seeing pictures of his fugly ass all the time and hearing about how he's stuck up Paris Hilton's vag. I switched to Dlisted and I'm so glad.
MK is hot shit, perez is not.
Here's a picture of the Count poking the Fruit Brute:
http://images.google.com/imgres?...s&ct=image&
cd=1
Gary
Brown first, then kind of purple.
Maybe him and Elton John should meet.
His website used to be pretty good back in the page six six six days, or maybe it just seemed good because I had not yet discovered dlisted, which is fabulous!
he gets an a+ for usage of baby powder to make himself look even worse than he normally does. either that or someone was just rolling him in flour to find the wet spot, which i guess would be all of his fat sweaty body.
I'm blind, I'm blind!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, MK, before you post pics of Paris or Perez, you need to put a warning like NSFE (not safe for eyes)
Perez is so fucking ugly. He looks like a purple nightmare. I see he is hanging with P"whore"is Hilton. Maybe he was pimping her that night?Hope he made a bundle.
Oh you know Sir Elton John would hit on this and demand an apology for copycatting, but Boy George would do him a righteous Hot-leather bondage make-over! Then righteously beat Perez up with his street cleaning tools! GAD! Paris' new Loser Lap Dog is outted.
andi please do not insult the dixie chicks like that.
The scariest part of these pictures is that I actually feel sorry for Paris for having to pose with whatever that is supposed to be.
Heres a link to Frankenberry, I'm telling you they are twins.
http://images.google.com/imgres?...s&ct=image&
cd=1
Patsy
Seperated at birth, lol.
FUCK. I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO Y'ALL!
I dont get the hype around this guy. His site is tired. This one is much better managed.
googled pig-play
* Bobby Trendy's Couch
Stellar I tell ya!
Ew. I used to read his website but I got sick of seeing pictures of his fugly ass all the time and hearing about how he's stuck up Paris Hilton's vag. I switched to Dlisted and I'm so glad.
Anonymous | 09.01.06 - 3:52 pm | #
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Same here! I wonder how many dlisters are converts from perez's shitty site.
the purple people eater...his site is not what it usde to be.....he lives too far up parisite's Ass
I'm still standing by the Purple People Eater!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez has that look on his fa ce like "damn I just farted" and Parasite looks like she's ready to roll in the stench.
I hate his FAT DUMB ASS AND HERS TOO.
MK you need to bitch slap both of them.
Wow. Perez is really starting to believe his own hype, isn't he?
He looks like a fat, white, mentally challenged Prince in these pics.
why did he get famous?
this will be short
bwahahahahahahahaha
seriously
who is this men and why is he wearin so much purple
or maybe he does thoose "stunts" celebrities do
first they wear rags to get notice and end up in worst dressed list at some tabloid they sell in wallmarts
and then they become thoose swans
A-listers
seriously people perez will be hot
you`ll see
he will do coke and some trimspa
he will become manorexic
Why? Good question, MK.
Personally, I think Perez hates himself deep down and he is doing this just to have people bash him and hate him even more. It's a weird reverse psychology thing, or something. He thinks that by deliberately making him the object of scorn and derision that this will then somehow make him immune from the criticism he gets and deserves for being a pathetic sellout and to the fact that his blog basically sucks now.
He's just a self-hating fag basically. It's kind of like what you said about Jessica Simpson yesterday: a sad clown. I wouldn't be surprised if he cries himself to sleep some nights. But, he has only himself to blame.
By the way, MK, this should serve as a warning to you to never, ever sell out your integrity as an objective and impartial gossip blogger in exchange for some fleeting, meaningless fame. If you keep your integrity and are patient you will get the fame as well, and it will be more permanent and meaningful than whatever Perez is getting now. But that's just icing on the cake. The real thing will be that you will be respected and admired (and feared!) by everyone because you didn't sellout and took your time to reach the top. You should be indifferent to the fame and people's attention for you, in fact you should shun it. That is the mark of a true observer of society, always being a little on the outside. Remember Warhol? He balanced it quite well in a way. He was in the inner circle, yet still always on the outside as well.
Anyway just stay true to yourself and everything will go the way it should. I'm sure you have no trouble going to sleep at night these days. Please always keep it like that. In the end, that's more precious than anything. Everyone else will love you for it too.
(sorry for the long, preachy rant but i mean it)
Believe it or not, this is not the worst outfit I've seen him in.
another fucking horse of the apocalypse...
Brent! You are dead on the money my friend. Everything you said about Perez is so true and transparent. This guy invites the ridicule and disdain and he doesn't even get it. I would love to use what you said on my blog. Please stayed tuned for that.
you thought the gang wars were bad
wait till the east coast/westcoast blogger fag wars
OMG! well call me stupid, i didn't know Elton John had a soN!
is it possible that Perez is trying to act 'over the top flaming' to cover up the fact that he lost whatever 'looks' he had eons ago?
He's playing the Liberace card on purpose so it'll distract from his fatness...but alas, it does not work.
Now, as you all have been blind-sided by the astoundingly unattractive ensemble, I feel it is most important that I point out the smirk.
Mary Kate and Ashley O. are the only ones with written permission to perform this dangerous facial expression. I can't stress enough how many years training is needed for this move. People, someone could have died! Foolhardy, just plain foolhardy!
Perez and whore Hilton, what a match made in hell!!! Perez is truly a parody of himself, soooo gross. Fat, knock-kneed ugly, and a total Paris Hilton ass-kisser! Perez, could you be any more sickening than you are? If you truly want to look better, why hang out with that whoreanus wonky-eyed slut Paris? You give gay men a bad name, cunt!!
OMG. I can't believe I used to hit that five years ago!? I wouldn't hit that with MK's dick these days! He's fuglier than Kirsten Dunst!
Check it out now... he stole the Frankenberry comment to poke fun at himself.
I bet he's crying. Krispy Kreme frosting and jizz do not mix with tears.
They definately share the same damaged, abnornmal chromosomes if not a direct bloodline link.
Wow,I bet he gets more dick than she does...barely.
4 words
That just ain't right!
he looks like shit
HAHAHAH PEREZ HAS IT UP ON HIS SITE NOW
brent you are right
Brent, all I can say is: ditto. You hit the nail on the head.
he's getting owned on his OWN comments...
Shit, Bitch looks like Frankenberry Monster from the cereal commercials of the 80's. Does anyone else see this or is it just me?
Patsy | 09.01.06 - 1:15 pm | #
Oh, that cereal was disgusting! It looks as if Penis Hilton has a lump of doggie doo on the top of her head.
Ouch. A popped button just hit me in the head.
Same stupid/scared face in all the pics, guess he practiced, too bad it was in a circus mirror. We should do NAME THE COUPLE, I go for Purple rash.
He called himself Oompah Loompah Perez. The citizens of Oompah Loompah Land are in an outrage and calling for his head on a plate..no wait..his head wrapped in bacon on a plate.
i feel kind of bad for him
i mean if i grew up fat and gay, i might go crazy and hang out with the parisite too, who knows
ok, does anyone else think Paris looks like the Chicken Lady from Kids in the Hall or WHAT??
BOK BOK!
http://www.mondotees.com/index.a...ROD&
ProdID=1625
(not a very good photo, but seriously, those who remember her can't deny!)
Now he's installed something to moderate comments. None of mine will be shown now.
"Malicious" comment prevention... who is he trying to kid? That's ALL that he'll get.
oh, and i don't care who called the frankenberry shit, but it's fuckin' funny.
http://www.mattfraction.com/pret...tty/
franken.gif
She ugly! Damn is she sharpening that nose in a nose sharpener everday or what. Its getting pointier and pointier as time goes on. She really does look like a deformed bird of some sort.
im shocked out how APE-ISH he is...makes you wonder how anyone can question evolution....
I still dont get the whole Perez thing. He is known for the same thing as Parasite, nothing. They are both famous over just being seen enough times. WTF Perez blog sucks big ass. Why the hell does he even get invited to these events. yuck yuck yuck.
I think there's a decent chance that he's still hotter than paris....
Brent-Amen! And the outfit isn't even the worst thing about Perez-his blog absolutely sucks now. He rarely updates, and when he does it's about himself and party-hopping with Parasite. He constantly steals things off this blog and he posts grainy pictures. He is so concerned with being accepted by them that he is alienating his audience. Soon Parasite will drop him faster than she drops crabs out of her cooch and he will be left with nothing. He is not famous, nobody wants his picture, he is just (another) genital wart growing out of Paris's backside.
This is a tool ....
PARIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY AND HER PAL
Ha...Frankenberry yeah ....or grape ape
He is trying to one up everyone by posting the Frankenberry thing? How very lame, and so predictable of him.
His blog used to be funny, I swear.
They should both get married, being the Uber Hiteous couple in Hollywood, and then move to a foreign island and get eaten by sharks.
...please?
He appears as though he would make either 'farting noises' or ' oinking noises' if you pulled a string on his back.
These posts are all so funny. You guys/gals are all great...some of you are so witty. Have a great weekend. I still laugh when I read these posts over and over.
Who ordered the acid eye wash? My eyes!! My eyes!! I hope my husky is game for being my seeing eye dog, starting....NOW
I mean, I respect Perez because I think he has better sources than any other blogger out there because he's sucked dick to get there.
His site just isn't "cool" anymore. With all the publicity he's been getting it's not your little secret anymore. He might as well just whore himself to a major pub like US.
I'm just wondering, does the whole celeb gossip blog circle hate Perez...even Trent?
actually speechless
I have tried so hard not to hate on Perez since it was he who brought me into the addicting world of celebrity blogging but I have really come to hate this man. The Paris Hilton ass kissing is bad enough without this crappy title and the five days late and a hundred bucks short on his posting of news. I mean just how long can you live off Zombie Hands, Gayface, and Name this couple???
*sigh* I should stop hating FrankenPrince is making more money a day than I rack in in a month.
Perez looks like a purple pig.
Thanks for the props from various commenters.
Someone just wrote that perez has put comment moderation on his blog. That's too bad. The best thing about that place were the comments that made fun of him.
Some of them were truly lolleriffic!
The only reason I ever went there.
Wooops!
it looks like Liberace and Elton John threw up a kid
OMG He is the gayest thing I have ever seen. What the hell is he wearing, and dont get me started on that fug he is with. It looks like they are both wearing some drag queens curtains.... on second thought I thing drag queens have better taste than that.
I predict the bitch will be wearing a caftan or a dress in a couple of months. The only gay man on the planet with such hideous taste.
let's hope his 15 minutes is almost up.
he will do coke and some trimspa
he will become manorexic
nicole#1 fan | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 4:28 pm | #
And if he keeps hanging around Pars, he will eventually bang her, like Brandon Davis did.
So will that make him-BISEXOREXIC?
man hes fucking ugly
OMG
its the son of RIP TAYLOR AND DONALD TRUMP
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG !
Paris has her own blow up doll
I can't beleive the fat fuck totally ripped off your insult--what a mental case! I think he included the moderator thing because there has been some issues with pedophiles posting on his page. I am a PhD candidate in Mass Com, and my professor linked us to his site because he posted some ridiculous photoshop pic of Karr with JonBennet Ramsey, which was sick as hell (this was before the DNA evidence was collected) and in pretty poor taste. Well, a bunch of perves posted all kinds of graphic shit about kids. So, we started to monitor the site, and he posted a pic of Lordes and Madonna, sure enough, the pedos were back in full force with truly disgusting and graphic comments about Lordes. I'm sure that Madonna's and the Ramsey's threatened legal action against the fat fuck. I don't care if he was the best blogger ever, any one who had little regard for the safety of a child, is a sad sick motherfucker. I hope the Ramsey family sues the fat shit right out of him.
idiotsdrivemeloco | 09.01.06 - 7:17 pm | #
Ewww, he posted an altered pic of Jon Benet?
I bet Perez smells like old cheese and fritos.
ewwww, they need to never stand next to each other...it scares children....and i bet she sucked him off too like she does to anybody that pays her any attention...
AHHHHH HAhahahahhaa. I have no time to read any comments but WOW, who's the bigger loser?
Bravo Brent. Great analysis
Perez' combination of self deprecation and self entitlement is really interesting to observe. He makes fun of himself, offends, insults, belittles himself and behaves as if he is deserves anything he wants because of this self punishment. He is his own schoolyard bully but he wouldn't hav eit any other way. It is his excuse.
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The only possible thing I can say about him is that he actually has very nice eyes. Seriously, look at them. Too bad they are attached to the rest of him. He is such a sad pathetic excuse for a human being. His outing of Lance Bass was possibly the most revolting thing I've ever seen.
I was wondering what hapened to my garndmother's bedroom wallpaper, now i know
Why is he so FUGLY?!? Ewwwwww i'm gonna go throw up!!!
He looks terrible and my guess is he knew that before he went out. Whoever the designer is they need to be shot! And that necklace!! He looks like a fatter uglier less talented Elton John
damn michealk, you should diss that fat ho more often. just look how he steals stuff from you all the time. think about jordan and coco - he posts stuff about them so often now. plus bitch says he doesn't have a tv and still hypes flavor of love. he wants to be you, seriously. which makes sense of course...
god. you people are so jealous of Perez. I bet all of you are a bunch of fat pigs yourselves. And would give your eye teeth to hang out with Paris. For Christ sakes, i love Dlisted too but I bet if Jordan wanted to hang out with MK he would jump at the chance.
I think Perez looks fucking hot and not like every other clone around. I bet he gets laid all the time.
I bet perez is crying all the way to the bank.
That pic is gayer than a pillow fight between Bobby Trendy and Christopher Lowell, with Richard Simmons standing on the sidelines, waving purple pom-poms and yelling; ''Yay, Team!''!
EWWW, EWWW, EWW! THIS is your competition?? This fat squiggly ugly bitch?! And now he has CRABS because he stood next to Parasite!
The whole Perez website is pictures of him and his BFF Parisite and her two ugly siblings.
He probably wants to fuck the brother Hilton and that's why he never states the obvious about parisite.
Nicky has black hair now. Yeah his tongue was punching her dirtstar too.
I didn't know they made purple m&ms.
ANON are you o.k? Where are these purple M&M's and where can I get some?..................
You don't mean the easter egg in the picture? That's PEREZ fat fuck HILTON!
Perez Hilton reads Dlisted-here check it out.
http://www.perezhilton.com/index...ndex.php?
page=1
Heres a link to Frankenberry, I'm telling you they are twins.
http://images.google.com/imgres?...s&ct=image&
cd=1
Patsy | 09.01.06 - 1:17 pm | #
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Perez Hilton reads Dlisted-here check it out.
http://www.perezhilton.com/
index...ndex...ndex.php? page=1
You have to scroll halfway down the page.
Lyn, your second Perez hilton link doesn't work. Only the 1st one does (cause you posted it 2x).
Opps my bad-sorry.
Holy Crap -- Did Elton John and Michael Musto have some kind of sign of the apocalypse ass baby?
Nice fucking outfit Perez and Parashit!
I hate perez hilton. He sucks too hard to be Parasite's bff. What a big fat loser.
Oh Mario. Dear sweet Mario. One word.
DELUSIONAL.
His mama gave him the cross to protect him from Paris's meaty vag.
Skinny cunt w/ fat cunt. What a waste of pixels.
I love you, you love me, I am Frankenberry. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you have herpes, too.
I just started getting into the whole blog thing recently, and originally started in PerezHilton.com because I overheard one of the people on Z100 mention it, probably about a month or two ago. Everything that everyone has said about this "man" is true. He is just the ultimate suck up, a leech to people that may actually be called famous, not to mention the utter ass kissing of Paris. Someone had left Dlisted's link in the commentary, and everyday I find myself enjoying my time on here more and more. Normally I might have felt back for the ridicule of this "poor fellow" for wearing such a hideous ensamble as this, but due to the fact that he's an asshole, I say throw him to the wolves.
since Perez is a rich girl now maybe she will hire a stylist.
Perez and his racist my pony looking ass need to go sit down somewhere. He gives queers a bad name and he deserves a bitch slap for that.
Grape ape must think he's a star now.
The question is is who would actualy want to take his picture?
i have tears in my eyes with all these comments!!!
Esp this:
Oh gross, that is so sick. In the third pick his pants are seriously heading up his ass... probably cause they are too embarassed to be seen with him!
OMG - keep em coming guys LOL
why is Meat Loaf wearing flaver flavs pajamas????
what do you guys think the skin under his shelf belly smells like?
i actually kinda dig the suit...
pipebanger | 09.01.06 - 10:18 pm | #
Ewwwwwwwwwww lmao
YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!!!!
Prettybich | 09.01.06 - 9:33 pm | #
Welcome!
Paris loves standing next to Perez bcz he makes her fug ass look like a godess even though she looks like a freak show herself...wear a little MORE make up Paris holy fuck
I bet his turds weigh like 8 lbs
WHy does he always refer to himself as *we*???
holy shit! did nick carter give paris those white eyes? i'm calling the battered womans shelter for her.
missb | 09.01.06 - 10:22 pm | #
Awww Thank you Missb
He is wearing peach lip gloss...
Someone called him Frankenberry on here today...perfect!!
he ain't special! her vagina will suck him up and spit him out like all the rest. and that's IF he makes it out alive. which reminds me, what day is the annual memorial service for the lives lost???
elton john?? is that you?
on a more serious note, i think barney and big bird make a cute couple.
He looks like a bloated corpse.
Patsy:
"Shit, Bitch looks like Frankenberry Monster from the cereal commercials of the 80's. Does anyone else see this or is it just me?"
LMAO that's hysterical...I totally see it. Has that bloated queen's 15 minutes ( or 3 seconds more like it ) expired yet? Stop giving "it" and Parasite any more exposure! Make them go awaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!
if he stuck that cross on her forhead it would burn a dent.
Now do u see why I will never read that moron's blog? dlisted 4ever Bitches!!!! Perez and Paris are hideous.
Personally, i think we are all giving this tool the reaction he is looking for. Who goes out looking the way he does without wanting to attract some sort of debate? Not commenting would be so much more effective in eradicating the likes of shit heads like Mario and crablegs hilton...just imagine a time where we see their picture on dlisted with a ZERO comment tally beneath it...HEAVEN!
ano....
He looks like the purple gay Telly Tubby , Honey take that cross of it's gonna leave burn marks on your neck.
If he gets rid of all the comments making fun of him, he'll have about 3 comments from different Paris Hilton aliases on there.
Did both of them make it in to http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/ already?
aw, poor perezizzle like totally forgot to go to that place and get that spray stuff like put on his like skin. I think that stuff is like, hot. It's like magic. Magic from God. And God is hot. But not as hot as Jesus. You know it was Jesus who made me like, super rich. I am like the new Mary Magaline! I think every generation needs that influent lady - like Mary was - and I am the choosen one! HEHE!
I thought this guy had been on a public diet on television? obviously it didn't take!
Perez looks like a Big Grape Ape to me. He needs to shave and his hair always looks like shit.
Damn, I just seen that the bitch shaved for once. I mean Perez that is.
He looks like a big fat grape or blueberry or something. What a fag.
perez is a fuckinfag!!!!!
he is the ugliest thing in the free world...scratch that - he is the ugliest thing in the world..
You know P.Hilton only hangs with him to make fun of his lard ass afterwards.
"Personally, i think we are all giving this tool the reaction he is looking for."
Here, here!
perez is a fuckinfag!!!!!
Anonymous | 09.02.06 - 12:42 am | #
There is nothing wrong with a person being gay but if I were a male, I wouldn't touch that bitch. He is FUG! Poor bitch.
sienna miller | 09.02.06 - 12:53 am | #
I think you are right.
Oh noes. He looks like Elton John's retarded cousin.
Oh... I get it. Parasite thinks she's like Princess Di, and Perez thinks he's like Elton John?
Oh wow! McDonald's is bringing back Grimace?
if he stuck that cross on her forhead it would burn a dent.
Anorexorcist |
I almost woke the damn house up
LMAO
cant sleep due to an accidental 3 hour nap at 6pm
jesus christ. this shit literally almost killed me! perez is out of control and must be stopped. he's going to seriously injure someone.
atleast Perez does not suck up to that ugly huge tranny brooke hogan, he regularly disses her. ofcourse as soon as the beastly manchild looks his direction and waves, he will sing her praises too.
He looks like an Elton John impersonator.
Perez Hilton is BEYOND SLEAZY!!! Honestly, they need to close down that filthy site because it promotes hate and filth in all of its forms! And if one thing that the world needs less of, that's hate!
To be honest, Dlisted should cut down on the filth as well. It's very easy for people to use filth but when you really have to give write ups that's where your skills come in. Atleast dlisted has some actual news....i'll give them that where as Perez has mostly one liners.
You know, I know it aint the done thing to promote someones site on someone elses but you guys should really check out this site i came across the other day.... www.ballz.info it's funny and sarcastic but they don't use filth like Perez. It's unbelievable how that site picked up so well. Just makes me hope children aren't seeing that filth.
Jlo - he was being facetious
he's comparing himself to frankenberry now on his site. Does that mean he read DListed??
A few more pounds, shave his head..and he's soooo going to be Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket!
A few more pounds, shave his head..and he's soooo going to be Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket!
Someone probably already commented about this but I'm too lazy to read all the comments. He posted a pic of him next to frankenberry for a sep at birth post on his site.
what a fucking loser... fuck perez.
This idiot must be stopped...He is giving gay men a bad name, he has the fashion sense of a Cuban drag queen.....Oh wait!, scratch that!
It is beyond my stuttering old fool mind to even try to come up with anything that hasn't already been said.
It's just w-r-o-n-g-g-g-g-g-!-!-!
Yeah like someone else mentioned, you'd think he'd have fashion sense... but since he's asexual, he does not. :-p
Gawdamn, Paris, I know you're dumb but come on. This isn't even funny anymore.
Maybe a three way with Scott Scorch and him.
Paleghost | 09.01.06 - 1:43 pm | #
I just fixed lunch an now, I don't think I can eat it after the image I got. Thanks. That so gross!!!!
Perez is out of control over himself. Wearing purple does not make you fashion forward.
It looks like Paris tried to snort in front of a fan and it ended up blowing all around her eyes!
Perez looks really unhealthy-look at his skin tone.
He looks like people you see suffering with cancer at the hospital I work at.
dude, you look beat.. seriously
Looks like Barney on CRACK that is so WACK.
WWW.PINKISTHENEWBLOG.COM
HAHAHAH GRIMACE CALLED HE WANTS HIS LIFE BACK !! HAHAHA PEREZ IS GETTING EVEN FATTER THAT FUCKING MANCOW !! LOLL
to the person up there thats comparing Paris to Mary Magadeline-that shit isn't funny. You're a sick fuck to even put the two in the same sentence.
Has anyone pointed out the fact that he is (allegedly) wearing about $1M worth of jewelry in this? WTF
He is so gay, they need a new word to define it.
They both look like a bunch of fucktards.
Explain to me why a gay man is so besotted by a creature that is allegedly a woman?
aww I like perez but he looks like hes channeling Elton John there
http://
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And I'm through.
Are they male or female?
Perez is soooo 15 minutes ago. His shit is staler than those 10 purple suits he stole from Prince and had sewn together to make his outfit.
I seriosly think, thats how Paris would look like as a man. Who is that guy?
I know he has this site,is he a journalist or what?
Perez looks like the Kool - Aid pitcher. I can just imagine him singing "Kool Aid - Oh yeah..."
He also brings to mind the old cartoon "The Adventure of Might Man and Yuck". I guess that this what Yuck looks like without the doghouse...
"He's typical suburban gay white trash who sits at his computer with one hand on the keyboard and two fingers on his little willie."
Hits close to home me thinks...
Damn he is ugly. His site suxs.
Poor Perez...he has taken clit suckling to a whole new level...
My grandmother had a sofa with the same pattern as his pajama jacket. (Except she called it a DAVENPORT)
Oh MK I can't believe you tainted DLIst with a pic of this fat fuck. You know what. I don't think he is gay. No gay man would ever let himself look like that. Puffy, sweaty, pink, piglike. I think it is his way in with Paris et al. he pretends to be really camp, and the celebs doen't feel threatened by him.
He is so vile.
You bunch of haters. At least Perez was at the party. Where was MK?
he looks like the retarded version of elton john
9:08-I have feeling MK wouldn't want to be around the purple people eater.
Perez has went crazy.
You bunch of haters. At least Perez was at the party. Where was MK?
Anonymous | 09.03.06 - 9:08 pm | #
Oh fuck off!
Like that's a party anyone would actually want to go to!
All teh bloggers are so jealous of Perezy cause he hangs with all the stars. haha! Love Perez and love that he hates Maniston and makes fun of Nicole Richie and Fergie. Love it! At least someone is honest in this business and Perez is tough enough to make fun of celebs. He makes fun of himself too and says how fat he is and all. I love Perez!
My grandmother had a sofa with the same pattern as his pajama jacket. (Except she called it a DAVENPORT)
Gristléd Bünching | 09.03.06 - 6:48 pm | #
HAHAHAHAAH My Grandma called it a DAVENPORT too......and Mother in law calls the toilet a COMODE. WTF?!?!?!?!?
Anon Girl | 09.04.06 - 12:54 am
Nah, he used to do that. Now he just kisses f-list celebrity's asses and cowards when one of the insulted ones stand up to him. He's a pussy.
Fucking hell - what a fat retard
who he?
he got some big face on him.
Anon Girl | 09.04.06 - 12:54 am | #
Pigez, "honest"? Ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah right. do you ever see any true posts about parisite hilton there anymore? do you?
howmuch does fatboy pay you to troll other sites and put up positive comments?
OMG is Ren & Stimpy!
don't diss the Hilton's!
OMG, Perez looks like a psychedelic Baby Huey. He makes me want to vom (for so many reasons) but he should be beaten with a 2-foot purple dildo for wearing that lavendar nightmare. It's like Attack of the Giant Grape. On Laugh-In they used to have the Fickle Finger of Fate Award...he deserves the Fat Fuck of Flametards Award.
so fugly
Does anyone think that he is a little to full of himself... and to think i used to like his site.
is that paris' retarded brother?
HE HAS CAMELTOE
who's who?
good on u perez u look wonderful i love that colour on u STRUTT UR STUFF DUDE!!
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