Gravatar first again?


Gravatar Damn, that's a first for me - two in one day!! Woot woot!!

::moonwalking away::


Gravatar I really do think Christina's cleaned up quite nicely. Especially considering the atrocity that was her 'Dirrty' phase. Now she doesn't look like she has a dick and a crack habit.

Harry Morton is so NOT hot!!!


Gravatar SUse, I need a kitty massage


Gravatar K FUG is not working, he's waisting time doing his bestuss acting on some lame TV show.


Gravatar wow, Alyssa does have hair arms! whoda thunk it.


Gravatar OH MY GOD! That is a HOT picture of Brad Pitt.


*creams jeans*


Gravatar Yeah...why ARE Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner famous???


Gravatar Baby Bob Marley comes with instructions for baby shotgun... alrigh mon!

Xtina looked better than the others thats for sure.

Brad and Angelina ssssssstrike again!!

Ha Ha Oprah!


Gravatar patty cake | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 4:16 pm | #

I'll put in a word to my meowseuse - I'm the one with the towel turban!

Yeah right, who am I kidding - moms are the massage givers, not getters.

:massages patty cake's feet:


Gravatar Suse-

My daughter got that card a while back and she has it hanging in her room. Cute indeed.

I'm kinda mad at Johnny- that sign was supposed to read I love Lobotomy Eyes. Bastard.

Don't care about any of the other crap.


Gravatar More proof of why Johnny D. ROCKS!


Gravatar OH MY GOD! That is a HOT picture of Brad Pitt.
*creams jeans*
Ennis Del Mar

Yo Ennis, I just changed my panties. Brad is like a fine bordeaux. He gets more delish as the years go by.

I'm out y'all. Have a great weekend!


Gravatar Ah, give Alyssa a break, she's Italian! Hairy arms go with a good head of hair, so it all balances out.


Gravatar What is K-Fed working..his crank?


Gravatar Forget babies!!! I'm totally gettin' one of those Bob Marley toupees for my cat!!! And my horse would look SMASHING in the "Donald".


Gravatar Have a good weekend, Deb!


Gravatar KFup busted!?! I wish my hubby had beardbraids like JD.cute. Brad P. has a big heart.


Gravatar K-Fuck's working all right...on my last nerve!!!


Gravatar You know what would be neat? If Brad and Angelina would try to help people here in their own country!!!

There are lots of starving, abused, homeless children on our very own streets. There are people who have deseases that can't pay for the medication and treatment. Just a thought.


Gravatar enjoy, Deb!


Gravatar I love Depp for doing that for that girl. He's a sweetie and I'd blow him...and you know I'm not about dick...so that says something.


Gravatar I don't have kids that's why I put sweaters on my dog


Gravatar Ok what is the highest level of hate? Like core meltdown hate or atomic napalm mushroom cloud hate? Cuz I hate K-fed these ways


Gravatar Brad always looks good.

K-Fed is working security at the Warner Brothers lot. He like the gift shop discount


Gravatar Highest form of hate..serving any kind of canned meat


Gravatar Do you ever IM your SO and then regret it? Ok nevermind


Gravatar Johnny and Brad are winners for sure.


Gravatar hahaha. I hate Alyssa Milano. I'm glad she has hairy arms.


Gravatar Ban Lionel Richie until he takes his seriously ill daughter to a hospital for medical aid.


Gravatar What's Lionel going to do? Strap her down and shove Ho-Ho's down her throat? She's needs to get help herself.


Gravatar Any story about k-fed truly is a crumb.


Gravatar Harry Morton is ugly. The Pink Taco wants the new Cardinal stadium to be the "Pink Taco Stadium"

hahaha its a big brew-ha-ha here.
the pussy reference lol


Gravatar i'm out kids...gotta go get supplies..NYC is goin to get the rain from the hurricane all weekend..so I need fritos, dvds and gossip magazines!!


Gravatar that's retarded... allysa milano's arms aren't hairier than many women, especially with dark hair they look hairier. not to mention she has an amazing body.


Gravatar What's Lionel going to do? Strap her down and shove Ho-Ho's down her throat? She's needs to get help herself.
mishma | 09.01.06 - 4:50 pm | #


No kidding. He can suggest that she get help but she is an adult and she makes her decisions. I hope she does it soon or she's toast. She'll be on everyone's death pool for 2007.


Gravatar mishma

need coordinates of your work location ASAP so i can google and purchase 1-way ticket for the camel toe that i work with. need for her to spend much time in the bathroom that your camel toe violated earlier as means of punishment for making me cry.


Gravatar Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 5:01 pm | #

Your boss made you cry?? That's shitty!


Gravatar she's not even my boss. she just thinks she is. and she caught me at a moment where my planets were misaligned and i could not handle her bitchiness. shitty all the same. TGIF.


Gravatar our society is becoming so HAIRPHOBIC. all the women are shaving their pussies completely (pretty yucky)... even guys are shaving their dicks... just the idea of putting a razor on your dick is so fucking retarded. and shaving their legs? i will never shave anything except my face, i'm a real man goddammit!

why should anyone have to shave their arms? stupid


Gravatar Ennis Del Mar | 09.01.06 - 4:59 pm |

Pink Taco Stadium? And I thought US Cellular Park was bad.


Gravatar i don't know why all of a sudden people think Xtina is hot since she got married. she looks just as stupid as ever... ok maybe 1% less like a clown


Gravatar lol, check out janet's ebony cover. YES JANET YOU HAVE A STOMACH, I UNDERSTAND NOW. please someone kill her.


Gravatar I'm so sorry Gracie, yes, she should spend time with my Camel and understand what fear is

and camel has made me cry.... twice


Gravatar One thing I've always wondered about is why I've never been attracted to Johnny Depp. He's certainly not ugly, but I just don't dig him as much as other sluts. His weird little System of a Down beard there isn't helping either.

Same goes for Brad Pitt. And he seems prone to getting whipped, not hot.

I must be like some indie snob of men. Only if they're foreign or not big shots can I find them hot.


Gravatar the world may self-destruct if Camels meet face-to-face. hmmmm...may work...

and thanks for saying that your Camel made you cry. even if you did tell her to eff off afterwards.


Gravatar It's pretty funny that K-Fuck's "costume" to play a punk teenager looks just like his everyday attire.

They photoshopped Janet's abs kind of square looking...


Gravatar I really do think Christina's cleaned up quite nicely. Especially considering the atrocity that was her 'Dirrty' phase. Now she doesn't look like she has a dick and a crack habit.
Hugh Laurie's Bitch


what is WRONG with you..... her drrrry phase made her. She's boring now. Her platinum Gwen Stefani/Marilyn wanna be look is lame although her body is rocking


Gravatar Did I tell Camel to f-off? I might have...did I say I did? No, I was lying then. I have told her to leave me alone and I did get in her face once..Good Times


Gravatar Did I tell Camel to f-off? I might have...did I say I did? No, I was lying then. I have told her to leave me alone and I did get in her face once..Good Times


Gravatar As a straight, happily married woman - I would SO do Alyssa Milano!

Christina does look pretty good in those pics, but if she would just add a little color to her hair, she would look so much better.


Gravatar what's wrong with me.. I am feeling sorry for KFag lately.. not hating....


Gravatar mikki - yeah, hair's gotta' go. The 'do in my pic is the best one EVER.


Gravatar no, you have never said you did. it just seems like something a mishma would do.


Gravatar my theory is women just like johnny depp because other women like him. there's nothing special at all about his looks, in fact he's rather ugly.

maybe they just like his quiet nice personality


Gravatar no celebrity, he's just sexy

he was totally hot on 21Jump Street and hasn't faded


Gravatar women have weird group crushes. how else do you explain anyone being attracted to jack nicholson?


Gravatar HaHA I WISH Grace but no. Sigh. I did tell her to leave me alone and go check her notes because clearly she is wrong but that's about it. I did get my recommedation letter from her tho...I could play!


Gravatar I love love love Johnny Depp!!!

Nicole has the body of a 10 year old boy and the face of a 90 year old woman.


Gravatar celeb hater - I can't explain anyone being attracted to Jack Nicholson. Blech!

I do kind of have a thing for guys that lots of people don't find attractive. *whispering* like Nic Cage.


Gravatar Where is everybody? Gone home and out to play...where am I?

*crying*


Gravatar sorry to leave you too, mish. i have to go to the bank and deposit $$ so DH can buy me a pitcher of mai tai's at dinner.


Gravatar Bye Grace have a good weekend and make DH give you a backrub for the bad day you had!


Gravatar celebrity, doesn't a shaved puss kinda freak you out? Just askin'


Gravatar BEYONCE REIGNED OVER EVERY ACT ON THE VMA'S LAST NIGHT! SHE WAS SEXY AND HOT! JUSTIN DID WELL BUT COPYCAT OFF OF USHER'S ROUTINE. CHRISTINA A. PERFORMANCE WAS BOOOOORING AND OUTDATED.


Gravatar *creams jeans*
Ennis Del Mar | 09.01.06 - 4:20 pm | #

Damn Ennis you are funny!!
He is so effin hot he is a panty creamer everyday!!


Gravatar celebrity, doesn't a shaved puss kinda freak you out? Just askin'

it depends on the girl, but usually i think a trimmed look is best. i think all the pussy shaving has gone overboard, like hair is a crime or something


Gravatar Yeah, celeb, I shaved it all once and I thought I looked like a 12 year old! Trim = good


Gravatar can't alyssa milano read? i have been reading about her monkey arms for years, she needs to wax them already.

y'all, never let anyone at work make you cry! it is just a j-o-b! jerkoffs at work are not on the list of people significant enough to make you cry. crying out of sheer frustration is one thing, but don't let some loser at work undermine your self worth. laughing at them instead works for me!


Gravatar I'm still stuck here Mish. Man...I can't let my boss see me cry. I leave and cry but no one will break me down. If I get bummed I doubt I could control my anger and Mouthyness! This boss has never gotten me that bummed- but plenty of other previous ones- oh yes. I don't get paid enough to deal with BULLSHIT and crying is Bullshit!!

PS-I think you passed your bad tooth on to me. It hurts!!!!!!!!!!!


Gravatar maybe they just like his quiet nice personality
celebrity hater | 09.01.06 - 5:20 pm | #

Yup, a man who knows to shut up = my kinda guy!

Anyway, dare I say it? My boss just told me to take the rest of the day with pay. *running*


Gravatar Do any of you sort of half-doze-off while at work? I am thisclose to falling asleep....zzzzzz


Gravatar Bye Jeeze lucky ho.

Yeah lobotomy, I have managed to hold it in until I could get to a "safe" place to cry but as if she didn't know. Oh well.

I am paid very well which is why I deal


Gravatar Anyway, dare I say it? My boss just told me to take the rest of the day with pay. *running*
jeeeze louise | 09.01.06 - 5:56 pm | #

ROWYCO Louise - congrats! Hurry off, see you next week....


Gravatar That and play with myself Suse, wait I didn't say that.

Just brewed SECOND pot of coffee, sigh


Gravatar women are not as visual as men, that's why a rich FUG man can get a hot young chick any time, there will always be SOME young hottie who will put out for the cash/power/prestige/ access to celebs/money/fame etc.


Gravatar johnny depp can do no wrong...so cool...and yet sooooooo hot.


Gravatar maybe i'm not seeing things right but...alyssa milano's arms look perfectly wonderful and not hairy...unless 'hairy' in hollywood means 'have hair on them at all."

I DON"T GET ARM WAXING/SHAVING! IT'S VOMINDUCING!


Gravatar Feh, money is what it's all about, I bet men would mount say, Rosie O'Donnell if she was into that and very generous


Gravatar "One thing I've always wondered about is why I've never been attracted to Johnny Depp. He's certainly not ugly, but I just don't dig him as much as other sluts. His weird little System of a Down beard there isn't helping either.

Same goes for Brad Pitt. And he seems prone to getting whipped, not hot.

I must be like some indie snob of men. Only if they're foreign or not big shots can I find them hot.
Hugh Laurie's Bitch | 09.01.06 - 5:13 pm | #"

HL Bitch? Are we the same person? *claps with delight*

I don't get the JD love. I can objectively agree he is attractive, but I don't find him the least bit charismatic. I bet conversations with him are like pulling teeth. Not because he's a dick or anything, just because he probably kind of quiet.

And I think Brad Pitt is flat out ugly. I have never understood the attraction. He has beady eyes, disgusting skin and he talks like his tongue is too big for his mouth. He also has a permanently dumbstruck expression of his face. *ducks flying tomatoes*

I also have my obscure or foreign crushes (well in one case, he's both): Damien Lewis and Eric Bana. I know EB gets a lot of love, but I kind of hope he never becomes a huge superstar, BP and JD, because nothing kills my love faster.

Wow. It felt good to get that off my chest.


Gravatar Is dyeing arm hair bad? Let me know


Gravatar that is so damn nice of johnny, what a good sport!


Gravatar Funny, while we're on the topic of bad bosses...I never had one make me cry...

I did however have one that wanted me to leave my husband and move in with him, and he even wanted to adopt my son. This was around the time the whole Lewinsky thing was going on, and he was always cracking jokes about knee-pads.

He was a 55-year old German dude who explained to me how he celebrated Hitler's birthday. Can anyone top that?


Gravatar NOTHING CAN TOP THE CAMEL

Actually that's pretty bad, why didn't you hit him with sex discrim charges?


Gravatar Good to know I'm not alone. ;

As long as we're on the topic of unnecessary body modifications, what the hell is the point of anal bleaching??


Gravatar I like Johnny Depp for being quiet and a bit mischeivious. And that smile...oooh. He is/was great friends with two men I idol- Hunter S Thompson and Tim Burton. Both a bit off. I can't help it- I find him intoxicating.

Brad Pitt? Meh. Not interested in him. He's not ugly, just doesn't have the Depth I guess.


Gravatar Hey HL's Bitch- RAD Avatar. Peaches Rules!!


Gravatar Bye Kids...

Off to Ribs and 3 days off!!


Gravatar She's totally fierce!


Gravatar What is anal bleaching? Do I want to know?


Gravatar mishma - because I knew the firm was looking for ANY reason to fire his ass. Sucks to have a conscience.

HLB - it's a porn thing, guys see girls with no ring around their brown eye when they're getting banged from behind, so really it's safe to say it's for the guys' visual enjoyment.


Gravatar She's amazing! I wish I could have gone to see her while she's touring.

One of these days!!!


Anal Bleaching?? NO clue.


Gravatar Bye LE - see you next week!


Gravatar If a dude asked me to anal bleach I would bleach his nutsack. Then donkey punch him after giving him a dirty sanchez

something like that


Gravatar Thanks for sharing mishma, jeeezus. My nuts hurt.


Gravatar Didn't someone say that earlier??
Gary Coleman right? ha ha Mish.

Adios Suse! Hope everyone has a great holiday!!

Exes and Oze.


Gravatar Bwhahaha, not yours Brent!

Hot Damn Camel just left...I'm free FREEEEEEEEEE

Bye hot peoples, Ima gonna git this partay started, yo!


Gravatar bye mish - keep on hookin' tonight


Gravatar So when does the dude ever see it long enough to notice AND be turned off by any sort of difference in colour? And do they do it themselves, or go to some professional? Christ, I can't imagine doing something like that. And some people actually get that shit PIERCED!!


Gravatar just to clarify, Camel Toe did not know i cried. it was over the phone. didn't want you to think i'm a TOTAL loser. if it was face-to-face, i probably would have bitchslapped her.

and BTW...what the hell is a dirty sanchez???


Gravatar HLB - I think that's an excellent q for Gary, our resident dirtstar expert. I think he's gone though.


Gravatar Grace - urbandictionary.com has a plethora of definitions I am certain


Gravatar Nic & Jo are famous because they're rich and the whole reality/canceled show, fat to skinny 1/2 tv star thing. Now the're turning it into this big love story how they knew each other for years and they're BFF blah blah blah.............


Gravatar I'm audi - have a nice weekend ho's!


Gravatar i'm tired of xtina's glam look and nicole richie completely disappears when she turns sideways....which means she gross...and anyone who finds that attractive likes 12 year old boys....


Gravatar OK, I finally clicked on the Johnny Depp link, and even though he doesn't set my pants on fire, that is, without a doubt, one of the sweetest things I've ever seen a celebrity do. What a good sport.


Gravatar Crap, Christina kicked some ass lastnight. Her voice is incredible and she has cleaned up nicely. I bet Britney and Jessica are freaking JEALOUS Christina can actually carry a tune.


Gravatar doesn't janet's hair look like a bad weave? i love her and all but it looks like a comb-over.


Gravatar Oh Janet stop it with the "wanting to have a baby". When are you going to let us see your daughter that you had with James De Barge back in 1986? I have to admit that Janet is in tip top shape.


Gravatar To me Beyonce did awful. I hate her alarm song. To me it sounds like she is trying to be kid rock in the beginning. Then she get confused who she wants to be next. Beyonce can just go away and I would not care.

Johnny Depp...Man he looks good enough to eat. Definitely nothing you get tired of looking at. Glad to know he respects his fans. To me that is a true celebrity.


Gravatar DAYUM Beyonce performance was tight. I can't wait to download that song.

You know Britney is thinking...that could have been me...


Gravatar Christina's performance was awesome. The only ones I enjoyed were Beyonce's and Christina's.


Gravatar I've seen many other pictures where Alyssa Milano's arms look alot hairier than these pictures! God bless her for not going to mannequin arms - yet...


Gravatar kfed working? whatever. he should thank god everyday for his wife man neck.


Gravatar I really do think Christina's cleaned up quite nicely.

i hope you mean her vagina...


Gravatar come on, he's always had a job! do any of you realize how many doritos he had to dangle over britney before he finally bagged her? imaginary pimpin' ain't easy!!!


Gravatar suse, congratulations you have peaked in life. it's all downhill from here. kudos for such an accomplishment.


Gravatar his pimp cup came from shrimp boat.


Gravatar I am the only one not on vacation I guess.


Gravatar he's all cool like john travolta from saturday night fever, walking down the street.... cameras zooming in on his new brit bought nikes! pumping his nikes.....walkin' some more! fake pimps job never done!


Gravatar ano! bitch!


Gravatar grace! where the hell have you been!!


Gravatar jerkin' off to courtney


Gravatar are you still there?


Gravatar last night was a dumb ass reunion of the people who supposedly hate this site.

"omg! i havn't talked to you in forever hot slut bitch!!! blah blah blah!!!!!!!!"
shoulda used the f'ing vagina army on them!


Gravatar no shit. the only people talking when i was around were talking about the VMAs which i had absolutely no interest in. i went to bed at like 10:30.

you have to see this post from strap-on yesterday about our aretha thread. i almost peed i laughed so hard...


Gravatar strap on's neurosis | Homepage | 08.31.06 - 3:01 pm | #

mishma mishma mishma! mishma all the time, mishma this mishma that! does anybody care about me? that i got MO-lested last nite by a placenta crack smokin news anchor ho then got jumped by her and her hot psycho cyber lezzie lover who assaulted me with aretha franklin's boob and a gun. does anyone care that i had a dream that aretha was feeding me breastmilk in a dish when she came over and drenched me in milk, and i woke up covered in pee? NOBODY CARES ABOUT MEEEEE!!! I'VE GOT ISSUES, LET'S DISCUSS DAMNIT!!!


Gravatar no, didn't see the post. where is it? is she still "pissed".

omg, i couldn't resist.


Gravatar

what a drama queen!


Gravatar it was in the George/Ellen thread yesterday. he was just playin' and i don't think anyone understood any of it. i laughed my ass off though!


Gravatar i guess your pee traumatized him pretty good!


Gravatar did he ever manage to get his home page dried out?


Gravatar haha. yeah, but you can never get the smell out.


Gravatar what happened to vampire? last time she posted she confessed to being a 80 year old woman. ho gone missing! i need to call the milk carton people!


Gravatar wow, i missed that revelation. if she's that old, maybe she keeled over on us!

(she was kidding, right?)


Gravatar i don't know, but bitch said she's my nana!!!lmao!!!


Gravatar how's the stalker situation?



Gravatar omg grace, i f'ing got one!!! someone did actually did say they were my stalker.

anorex -- i am you 'secret' fan. and stalker, yes all at the same time. ok i think i mighta liked this band, but fuck, i had four chardonnays and fell asleep during phantom and i'm gettin that vibe
devon a | 09.01.06 - 1:15 am | #

but i ened it because i found out they were stalking around.


Gravatar good girl. you need a monogomous stalker. only the best for my baby.


Gravatar oh, disreguard the band part. but see what i mean, half ass stalkin'!!!


Gravatar what


Gravatar Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage


Gravatar omfg, rosanne!!!!


Gravatar hell no rosey! you can't just pop up and play with my emotions then vanish!!!!!!


Gravatar destiny brought us together rosey! don't f*ck with destiny bitch!!!


Gravatar you guys must all be in California or insomniacs...there's a late night talk show her every night!


Gravatar WTF are you talking about? are you gettin' the crazies from the syphillis paris gave you???


Gravatar laurie

i'm an east coaster with a DListed addiction. which can turn me into an insomniac.



Gravatar oh, right. my one brain cell is drudging up that memory -- from NY originally, but now west coast, meself.


Gravatar hey laurie! insomniac here!!

grace, it's not my paris syphillis dammit!that tweak person has rosanne as their avie! what the hell, how can you just pop up and say "what" and expect people to not get emotionally involved!


Gravatar omg, i didn't even realize that was roseanne!!! i forgot she is blonde now.

babycakes, you're gonna have to pick up the pace. mama's gettin' sleepy!


Gravatar omg, it's funny to read what i typed knowing you had no idea that was rosey!! i bet you were like wtf!


Gravatar yeah, i was like "the name's katie, bitch!!!"


Gravatar grace went all destinys child!!!

say my name, say my name!


Gravatar i love jimmy kimmel. i just need to say that.


Gravatar damn, you really pulled that one outta the air grace!


Gravatar it's 12:30 where i am. jimmy kimmel live is on.

i should hit the snatch soon.

i mean sack. hit the sack.

unless you can think of anything interesting to chat about...i'm a little stumped at the moment.


Gravatar you two make me laugh


Gravatar ennis!

you dirty little minx...out there lurkin'. i feel so violated.


Gravatar ha, we have the same time! i'm out too grace.


Gravatar you're east coast, ano?


Gravatar ennis!!!


Gravatar yeah, you're not alone!


Gravatar holy shit! i thought you were west! where are you?


Gravatar sup bitches! I am west coast and bored as hell


Gravatar ennis, you're a blogtease!!!


Gravatar lol grace. I am bored as hell.kids are gone..hubby watching a lame ass movie...


Gravatar DH made me watch tennis on tv tonight for an hour. TENNIS. that's barely better than watching golf.

you and your DH should have some hot alone sex..you know with his big elephant peen and your ginormous boobies. okay. that sounds creepy now. fuck.


Gravatar southern gal here, carolinas!


Gravatar sweet. my bff lives there. me, great lakes.


Gravatar TENNIS. that's barely better than watching golf.

unless maria sharapova is playing... yummmmmmmmmmm


Gravatar grace...we already did..LMAO


Gravatar i don't care if it's pete sampras playing, using just his schlong as a raquet. BOOOOORING!


Gravatar i'd hit pete sampras

did i just say that???


Gravatar damn, they gave my rug rat too much ice cream at the restaurant tonight and she's yanking my chain big time! Why are they smarter than us? When did I lose all my brain cells. Little snot.


Gravatar She should'a been sleeping at seven but she's working me like a ping pong ball.

little bitch.


Gravatar oh, nasty, ennis. He's hairy.


Gravatar hmmm, I got pulled away for a few and everyone ran and hid.

*looks under couch*

ok, you win. I'm off to bed.


Gravatar i used to LOVE LOVE LOVE andre agassi not so much anymore


Gravatar i'd hit him too.


Gravatar i needs to go to bed.


Gravatar I needs to get outta bed and get to work!!


Gravatar wtf is up with this section of the hurricane story on cnn...

'Luxury hotels used to entertaining Hollywood stars like Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are offering shelter to tourists who could not or chose not to evacuate.'

at first i thought that ashton and demi opened their homes for stranded tourists but why the hell did they pick those two out of any celeb they could? cnn is seriously missing a bunch of brain cells these days. at least they spelled something correctly.


Gravatar Oh my God! Hairy arms! Seriously, who in real life waxes their forearm unless it is completely offensive. Which in Alyssa Milano's case is not.


Gravatar Hello y'alls anyone here? I am slightly loaded and listening to Tower of Power and my asshole husband is I dunno, whatever, and i am drinking Cornona lite and yeah, ok, HI!


Gravatar ENNIS YOU BITCH I missed you, me so sad


Gravatar The hubster and I had a bet as you well know and now I have to break out the vaseline, shit


Gravatar MISHA r u thar?

I took at 3 hr nap at 6pm and now look at me!!


Gravatar ho hum...i'll read the news


Gravatar anybody there, or are you all hung over???


Gravatar Yes, grace. I'm here AND a little hung! Preparing to grocery shop, (mother-in-law coming to dinner), and do some major yard work. As you can see, I'm procrastinating!


Gravatar you're my kind of girl! i looooooove to procrastinate!!!


Gravatar IAM WAY HUNG OVER AND HAD TO GIVE THE DH A BLOW JOB.

TMI oh you bet

Well, I didn't have to but he was being a dick lately, so you know ladies.

Sigh Hi Grace, Deb Patty ya still here?


Gravatar i also caved and did "marital chores." DH is in a good mood today, so i guess it was worth it.


Gravatar Hey Mishma! Hope the BJ pays off for ya!


Gravatar Yup, it's all worth it, three day weekend, you want them happy. Now I am trying to convince him to do something today , like go to the beach, but he's not going for it, damn


Gravatar I only wish my DH was into that. Sometimes I wonder if I made a vow of chastity when we got married!


Gravatar Go without him, mishma!


Gravatar I dunno Deb, I am not so sure. BJ's while hung sucks too. Sorry about the MIL unless you two get along. Mine is the anti-christ


Gravatar Feh, Deb, I would but I'm lazy, I want him to drive


Gravatar Wait, Deb, your DH doesn't like bj's? NOOOOOO, I do not believe!


Gravatar Thanks for the condolences. I need them. This woman is a selfish, manipulative, whiney pain in my ass. She expects to be waited on hand and foot, then after you bust out a delicious meal for her she'll say, "I hope you don't need any help, because I'm just going to sit here with my Stoli and watch you work!" She literally makes me sick when I anticipate spending time with her. OH-DON'T get me STARTED!


Gravatar Sad, but true. He did once upon a time. I gotta keep trying I guess.


Gravatar The MIL is a drunk, Deb? You can work that! I am so sorry to hear about it, thankfully mine is a step MIL and the DH hates her so I am very fortunate


Gravatar Try handjobs Deb. Maybe he will get into that. You prolly already tried tho, huh


Gravatar She's not really a drunk. SHe only drinks when someone else is paying for the booze.
Luckily, my DH, while loving his mom, doesn't buy into her BS and calls her on it.


Gravatar Well that's good, he isn't a tool for mommy. She doesn't treat you like kaka does she?


Gravatar Oh, mishma. We're going to do a 3 day get-away to Door County this month and hopefully rekindle that old fire. Say a prayer for us!


Gravatar She does occasionally. She won't go too far, though. She knows that if she wants her second son in her life, she can't piss me off too much!
The older son has to deal with her much more because he & his wife have provided 2 grandsons for her. Thank God they decided to breed. Takes the heat off us!


Gravatar Alright. I've had a couple of motivational hits, time to get busy. Have a great afternoon whatever you end up doing, mishma.


Gravatar Yay! Good luck on everything Deb! xoxoxox


Gravatar Thanks girl!


Gravatar Whatever hairy arms aren't bad, she's Italian American and so am I and we are hairier, I never had a problem getting any with it. At least she's natural. Lohan has the absolute worst body. She's got the nastiest ass, it's simultaneously flat but then there is this horrid foldover when she is standing straight, it's so ugly. No hips, ew. She's so dumpy looking.


Gravatar Christina still looks like a tranny to me, she needs to lay off the mystic tan and the shellac-ed on makeup. She's frighteningly orange.


Gravatar Looks like Brody isn't that serious about Nicole if you believe this-which with Paris it *could be true....

Several witnesses at the MTV VMAs recount the interaction between Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Nicole's new guy, Brody Jenner, in a Radio City green room. As Nicole and Brody chilled, Paris swept in and, according to Page Six, "threw her arms around his neck and squealed, 'Hello.' She started whispering in his ear and kissing his neck -- and Nicole was getting really mad."

But Brody took it a little too far -- he actually turned his back on Nicole to chat with her nemesis, and that's when Richie grabbed Jenner and hightailed it out of the room.


Gravatar LOL.... paris stealing brody, that would be some funny shit


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