i would hit keanu...as long as he's showered and shaved...
i'd hit him too, if he didn't talk.
DUUUUUUDE!!! Happy birthday, Keanu!
Me too, letinstar!
Heard THAT, grace. 
i can just hear him now..."Oh duuuuuude... you're so hot duuuuuude."
Like you said, grace. It would be best if Keanu remained silent.
Bidet, mates! 
Not a big Keanu fan, but HB to Salma. Mark Harmon will forever creep me out after playing Ted Bundy in that movie.....
Is it me or is Keanu a total tool ?Yes I would totally mount him
yes & yes, mishma!
being a straight, married female, i might hit cynthia watros too. i've liked her since her days on Guiding Light.
Hey if MK meant Lennox Lewis-I would so like to give his ebony ass a special birthday present! He his gorgeous and his british accent makes him even hotter.
How many times can you throw up before seeking medical assistance? Ok , nevermind
i'd hit him too, if he didn't talk.
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 09.02.06 - 12:00 pm | #
yes, the not speaking part was a given...
oh way OT but if you have a Goodwill in your neck of the woods they are supposedly having a 50% off everything blowout sale. It started yesterday and I HOOKED it UP bitches!
mornin, ho's.
luv Salma Hayek, but i'd act like an escaped convict around her.
an escaped convict doin time for rape.
doin time for raping a woman who looked like Salma Hayek.
is that too much for the first post of the day?
fuk it, deal.
i need a smoke.
Salma Hayek's 40! dang she looks better than some actresses younger than her! happy birthday!
TiredOldWhore | 09.02.06 - 12:10 pm
love your monkey pic!
id defintaly hid dat and im only sixteen
It's all good strap on, pass me whatever you're smoking, did the casa make out ok during the storm?
HAPPY Burfday Kneau!! 42??
HAPPY HAPPY Tuck, Salma, Mark! 
Mornin' Mish
i love this man, he can do no wrong !
hey mish,
casa del strap on did okay, the patio table (glass top) and umbrella and a few plants are toast. a big effin tree branch just missed the front though, thank god. i rode out the storm overnite wit pineade and rum, but i ran out of smokes, the legally sanctioned killer types. now i got cotton mouth and am mad feenin.
i could use some good weed though.
Man, I love Keanu, Mark Harmon too. For them, I'd consider a threesome.
Oh don't talk to me about weed strap on I so need a fat bowl, sorry about the smokes, you must be dyin' no butts? Good to hear about ze casa though
Morning Soulks
Is Valium good for a hangover? Too late, nevermind
susan | 09.02.06 - 12:25 pm | #
Thank you!
I tried to get drunk last night, but I fell asleep after 1/2 a drink. I am soooo ashamed of myself.
Strap on, I have to admit I'd probably act the same way around Salma. Back in the day I'd have been all over her, I only ever dated dark-haired women.
salma hayek is 40 wtf she looks better than most of these celebritones example parisite hilton
You're lucky TOW I envy you
yah i'm sukkin some butts right now. you smoke merls lites? the fuk do they put in them things? whatever it is, it's ten times worse than the flavanoids McDonalds puts in their Big Macs that make you crave one from outta nowhere! i don't eat fast food regularly anymore, but every six months or so i crave a Mac, and my ciggie habit is even worse. those devious sons a bitches!
Ah I love Keanu.
Poor strap on, I used to smoke the reds but i was hacking up stuff that even the cat could not duplicate so i swtiched down but then the news says it doesn't matter so f'it.
The valium is kicking in THANK GOD
hey TOW,
i had this co-worker who loved J-lo and we would debate who was hotter, her or Salma. he'd always try and trump me with J-lo having a big ass like a sista, but i'd say how can you compare to a total package like Salma? that and you never even seen J-lo's ass, not even a quarter of a cheek, fukkin tease.
hey mish,
i'm gonna get purdy, so i can pick up some smokes and go to the farmers market. gotta craving for real sharp cheddar and thick cut bacon, so next week it'll be grilled cheese sammiches wit bacon and tomato (from my garden, proud to say). if i don't get clean, white folks'll be grabbin their purses and i'm already crabby as it is. smh later ya bees!
i wanna give keanu head. does ne1 have his number.
Keanu has totally done something to his face, Botox or something equally flattening. If you don't believe me look back at those Lake House pictures!
Wow. Keanu got OLD, he was so gorgeous in "Point Break". Sigh. Salma is wearing well, she looks amazing for 40!
Happy Birthday to them both!
he´s fat in lake house
Keanu is tooo hot for words.
Keanu, aging?? He ain't fat, ain't bald, ain't in rehab, no ex-wives, still as hot as evah!!
Happy Birthday, Keanu!!
selma looks amazing as does keanu. camille grammer 38? don't think so.
Happy Birthday to Keanu and Slama! Now, they would make some damn pretty babies together.
I hope keanu is enjying his brithday in Tokyo.
Hey Keanu,
Are you still looking for a wife?
Call me!
Keanu you're a hotty totty.
I think Keanu is hot...even at 42
The words Keanu and Salma have officially ruined yet another pair of panties...twin panty creamers if you ask me...
he's dumb but me loves hims...
i absolutely loved him in point break. he was a total babe there. now he just looks over drawn. i know hes like missing river. he looks depressed now.
i did hit keanu. he talked, but it was hot. goddam hes good in bed.
I'm not 'too' sure about him...and my uncertainty has gone on for a few yeaars now.
LOVE KEANU!!!!!
Oh I just love him......Happy Birthday Keanu.
p.s.I think that's just a bad pic of him
Dude, I would much rather have seen a photo of Mark Harmon up there, any time, over Keanu "DUUUUUDE" Reeves.
Rawr. Love me some Keanu. Yum
Happy birthday Keanu dude, now buy yourself some new shoes..
Thanks for the birthday wishes..
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