once again.....she looks like it pains her to put anything in her mouth...well, maybe just food...
She looks totally uncomfortable eating.
cheap bitch! you can totally see how her extensions are clipped to that fugly headscarf. she looks like a fried alley cat on acid!
that's just sad... 
this bitch nibbles more that i do...execpt i don't throw my food up afterwards....
...and she looks like a filthy olsen twin....
i love the look on her face, like "EWWW FOOOOOD!!! I WANNA SPIT IT OUT EWWWW!!!!!!" hell, people on fear factor eating snails don't make that face
I'd be afaid to eat too if someone snapped a picture and wrote an article about it everytime I did.
DAMMNN YOU GUYS ARE TOO QUICK FUCK
she looks like shes forcing herself to eat thet
AND YET AGAIN I DO NOT SEE CHEWING ACTION, WHY DOES SHE LIE?
Did she join a band? They'll have to forcefeed her.SOON.
fried alley cat on acid, that's hot
if i find her, i'll make her eat. and for every time she refuses, i'll beat her
this bitch should move to miami.
at least people there eat. i seriously think she's afraid of her thighs.
Her teeth are like CLENCHED in that first picture! Damn girl EAT! You are beginning to (shudder) make Paris Hilton look good compared to you!
leave her alone...wow. if she does have an ED it is tough to eat something...u get bloated if u eat too much when u havent been eating all along, which hurts like hell. i hate how people snap pics of her because shes putting something in her mouth...jeez. and nicole ritchie shouldnt be posted sooo much anyways...
with all the money is anorexic whore has she should be shoving her mouth with expensive yummy foods.
lol, why would u shove food in ur mouth if ur anorexic? oxymoron.
WHERE'S HER FUCKING FAMILY???? HELLO?
INTERVENTION,SOMEONE!!!!!!! She looks like an old woman!!!!
One day soon, we will wake up and see a headline that she died. Just like Karen Carpenter.
bitch probably chews some cheap paper decoration. at cipriani'S, they put that shit on the tables, you know it!
Do you think she fears cock like she fears food? That's some baggage y'all!
No Suri, Karen had oh....um..talent. Nicole has...um...help me out guys
nicole has a famous last name?
I seriously think her dad hired Brody Jenner to take her in public so she could be photographed holding food.
too many accesories for someone so little??? Christ on a cracker.
I agree with Kim- it's not funny to make fun of someone who so obviously has a sickness.
I'm not digging the extensions too much, but I still think she is a really pretty girl.....
i love the look on her face, like "EWWW FOOOOOD!!! I WANNA SPIT IT OUT EWWWW!!!!!!" hell, people on fear factor eating snails don't make that face
celebrity hater | 09.02.06 - 12:39 pm | #
:O :O
I think she gets nutrition by rubbing food on her teeth, like in the first picture.
That was supposed to be laughter, but I jacked it up! : ) : )
i don't think we are making fun of her as much as we are appalled that no one who knows her seems to take an interest in helping her...since she obviously has a problem..
Actually, ana's chew food and then spit it out, like locusts.
What is with the Axl Rose look? She looks lame. and the Janis Joplin accessories? Oh Lord, help me
Hey I used to be an ana...way back in the day and I'm sorry, Nicole needs to help herself. Hopefully she will hit "bottom" and wake up
Ugh, she was so weird before she bacame "famous." Totally different person who did weird things and wore offbeat clothing and took goofy pictures. No wonder Paris got annoyed with her.
there are nothing but rock bottoms with an ED ...u only feel good about urself for a short time. its tough to please everyone, i'm sure she doesnt care what others think. With an ED u r ur worse judge basically. so what we say means nothing. i'm suffering from anorexia and its really hard to have people tell u u look sick and ur trying hard to get back to where u r. nic is trying to be normal. it doesnt last long though. it is a real disorder. but i understand the shock of her being so thin...she needs help.
Those pictures make me sad....sad that no one who claims to be friend with her will help her. She is so obviously sick....can't her friends/parents see that? I don't want to watch her die before our eyes....but that is what is going to happen. very sad case
I'm sorry Kim, my bottom was being hospitalized and seeing my parents cry. I hope you get better
Snails are delicious with garlic and butter. No fear there!
Mmmm escargot
Grrrr angry at food!
No Suri, Karen had oh....um..talent. Nicole has...um...help me out guys
mishma | 09.02.06 - 1:05 pm | #
big sunglasses and a sorta do-rag?
thnx so much mishma....its good to have people understand such a disorder...i'm glad that u r better than u were before.
Ok let's see um, she has...really bad extensions?
Karen=1
Nicole=0
C'mon guys!
LOL at EWWW, FOOD! 
I love that first picture, she is so faking that shit.
lets face it she looks bad i don't care what she does another pic of her eatingZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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she has really good taste when shopping at Gymboree??
Nicole has......
I'm thinking.......
Hold on.....
Nicole has.......
Lots of bracelets?
My husband told me to stop whining, can I kill him?
Nicole has um, um, cool t-shirts sometimes?
Woo-Hoo! Mr. Whore ordered Chinese! He might get lucky later.
See y'all another day. Good luck with that hangover Mishma.
When the inevtiable happens- and I think we can all see what's coming- it won't be funny at all.
grace you on here? what's the deal ho? can't say hi? you're not ignoring me are ya gracie? let's not go there...(starts boiling a pot of water) 
i'm here, just keeping my distance since you're having withdrawal from your smokes.
Ok, is it wrong that I think Nicole is kinda spunky and feisty, and that makes me like her and want her to get help fast? I know she doesn't really do anything...but maybe she will one day. She is kinda funny, at least she has a personality unlike her former sidekick paris.
she's about to throw up in the 2nd pic.
aww.. that's not eating.. that's taking communion.. she'll get a whale of a lot of nutrition from that wafer!
Outie, all, dh is walking around the house bitching about everything and it is apparent I have about as much skill as paris hilton, which makes me weep, deep inside.
going to breakfast, brunch, whatevs...bbl
Ew. Look how she nibbles on it, like a little rat.
... and might I add, I am not down with this Willie Nelson look she's trying to rock now. Bitch, please. Willie wouldn't give your bony ass the time of day.
Didn't she used to be a heroin addict? Good lord, she has problems.
gracie,
that's right you better keep your distance, or i'll come over there and bend right over for you!!! til then, keep that finger in your pocket. read your thread this mornin wit ano, gawd you two are all "brokeback mallrat" aintcha?
at least shes eating moving off the topic i only found out yesterday that she was half black totally took mke buy surprise i think shes still gorgous i would pic her over apris and lindsey any day
Nice wig.
Has anyone seen the Lionel Richie video she is in???? She looks SO SICKENING. Like a skeleton. SCARY
what's a brokeback mallrat? i can't decide if i should be flattered, or if i should send katie to stick her big fat finger up your ass again.
shut it gracie, now's not the time to be talking dirty to me and gettin me moist. i'm off to the farmer's market, later babe.
WAIT!
serious, what's a brokeback mallrat?!
She's so not eating that. She only has that food up at her mouth cuz the camera are on her. Im sorry, Im not buying for one mintute she took a bit out of this food. If she did, it was a very small one.
oh alright. methinks you'd be on ano's bones like a crack addict on a rock, if conditions were ideal. that is all.
bwahahahahahahaha!!!
yeah, she's my little sugar.
maybe you can score some home-grown tobacky at the farmer's market.
one can only hope, huh?
tues. is the fifth, you doin something special for katie's debut?
i'll probably light some candles. pour some wine. play a little kenny g. maybe run a hot bubble bath. oh yeah, and rub my clit raw as i watch her behind the news desk.
Pitiful Nicole Ritchie...
She looks like she's only biting that 'stuff' & that's all...Maybe munching it abit...N maybe if she does eat it,that 'stuff' might be her breakfast+lunch+dinner...
Looking at those pics,I feel like stuffing down BIG BIG chunks of fries & burgers down her throat...Just in order to save her from eventually starving herself to death...
*sigh*
by the way, is it really that painful eating that stuff?
OMG..........
OMG! I feel so sorry for her. She looks awful kinda like an old fragile granny battling aids or cancer. Poor thing someone please intervene she wont make it much longer..
TMI, TMI, Tee em fukkin aye!!!
how in Hell am i supposed to shop for groceries wit that image in my head??? oh god, major wood damage! folks tend to stare at me in public as it is, now i gotta worry about covering ole G.I. Bone! you bitch! later!
gracie, if nothin else, at least i've got a new name for the rest of the day!
If she says it's so hard for her to gain weight now, then why was she chubby before?
Oh, NOW I see where her extensions are clipped to the scarf. Eww.
I'm glad she's eating so little. She's still fat and needs to take off at least another 15 pounds.
I've never seen anyone eat like that. It's kind of sad.
Anyone who has suffered from an ED (myself included) can understand what Nicole must be going through. On top of "regular" anorexic worries, she sees all her "peers" get put on the front page of tabloids if they ate too much for a couple of days or have Period Bloat be called FAT FAT FAT. Who wouldn't be scared shitless to put lbs back on?
That being said, she does need some serious help. Just b/c I understand what she is going through, doesn't mean I can't see.
that's sad. she looks like she's avoiding to touch her food with her lips. sad.
Why do some rich people look so cheap? If I didn't know her and encountered her on the street, I would think she was homeless. Anyway, hope she gets over her ED. My sister-in-law has been suffering with anorexia for the past 20 years. She's in her early 40s and I don't see her living to see old age. Sad, sad, sad. Hopefully, Nicole has better luck.
Ban Lionel Richie until he takes his daughter in hand, and in for full medical examination and treatment. This starving to death for attention is a Anorexia Nervosa complex: with certified Symptoms and Treatments, therefore Nicole is suicidal and she does not know the physical consequences of self-starvation, and is not responsible for her actions.
Oh, please d.c.
Let the bitch starve herself to death. Waaaah, I want attention! Waaaah, I'm a spoiled little rich girl! Waaaaah, I'm gonna prance my concentration camp sakc of bones around in a string bikini then bitch when the paps criticize me!
Shut the fuck up.
wow waaaaay harsh but true, this is not lionel's problem. shes a wreck though.
I'm about to have mixed tempura in about 10 min
yuck .now michael why why you have show me this stupid whore she makes me sick .never the less w'll choose her over her former friend paris the asshole .anyway i hope her father /mother w'll help her before it is too late for nicole
the food made of poop, she looks so disgust
oops, my bad. i thought the headline "don't try to fool us" was about those ratty-assed hair extensions.
gahh stomach is bursting
time for a j
I Like Nicole, I Think She's Gorgeous But She Looks Horrible Now, She Looked Great To Me Back In May But Now, It's Shocking. I Hope She Gets Help Before This Kills Her.
Anyone besides me tired of hearing about her?
The girl needs to get help and fast.
Anyone besides me tired of hearing about her?
The girl needs to get help and fast.
yes, but between her disgust of food and horrible fashion sense, i say let her die and we can adopt a hungry african
I need some more gossip!!!
LOL!!@Pluto is winning Hot Slut of August. i love it
I've been sooo tired of her for a long time. Bleh.
Say what you will, but the proof is in the (lack of) pudding: Before anorexia, Nicole was merely Paris' sidekick. A fatter and uglier Tinkerbell. After anorexia, Nicole is, well, an uglier Tinkerbell. But she is out from Paris' shadow, and is even considered a fashion icon of sorts. Society is rewarding her self destructive behaviour with the attention she so craves.
I voted for Cookie Monster***hangs head in shame***
pfuui. if all the 100 people who posted comments could gather around the table where she's eating we could an intervention of our own.
She hasn't died yet?
Mhmm:
..........You may be witnessing her final days as we post.
MK..why arent the video clips of New York..on Flavor of Love up yet? Whyyyyyyy....!!!! You know you should have them up.
Blah @ Nicole..who cares.
ib hate all youn dumb cheeto whores get out of here sluts. I will hurt you
I hate you all
someone just needs to kidnap her and force feed her for two weeks.
You know, that guy Brody Jenner could garner a lot of publicity by outing her about her eating disorder. Certainly more publicity than "dating" her. If they've been family friends since birth, I'm sure she'd hate him for a little while, but eventually she'd forgive him and they'd be friends again.
Anon-- All the cheeto sluts left a few months ago. They have their own blog now. Go harass them there or on Myspace. (I know you have an account)
Hahaha, wow... The first picture tells a story, don't it? It looks like Nicole is trying to force that apple through her clenched teeth. She seems to loathe eating yet she's just gotta put on a show for the paps. Oh brother.
Somebody get this girl some help, FFS! And then go give Lionel Richie a hard smack to the back of the head for not doing anything for his daughter himself.
What's a cheeto? I heard it's a bunch of bitches who hurt the great Mishma.
It's only a few months posting here for me so I don't quite think I've advanced to "slut" yet.
**crossing fingers**
What is with the Axl Rose look? She looks lame. and the Janis Joplin accessories? Oh Lord, help me
mishma | 09.02.06 - 1:13 pm | #
... and might I add, I am not down with this Willie Nelson look she's trying to rock now. Bitch, please. Willie wouldn't give your bony ass the time of day.
Possum | Homepage | 09.02.06 - 1:47 pm | #
LMFAO!
Ugh, no new posts....le sigh, back to bed & ice cream.
Mishma ..
The chanting worked!! Bed & ice cream....good times
I sincerely hope Nicole can overcome this serious illness and the issues that are the root of the problem. I am shocked that there are so many insensitive pricks in the world. Look at yourself in the mirror bitches!
Look at Nicole eating for the camera.
It's a hallmark moment.
hey mish
goin for ribs in the hurricane here in NYC with my BF...
ice cream helps everything in life
my boyfriend is watching the Parent Trap in the other room and giggling
scarey very scarey!
later
You know, if she's uncomfortable of people watching her eat an dtaking pictures she could eat....wait for it....inside.
Nicole is a full blown anorexic and the only way for her is to go to a treatment center. I had a friend die from it in high school..it was horrible. She ran away into the Everglades and tried to die and when they got her back she shot herself in the head in her dad's closet..she was down to like 60 lbs...horrific..
THEN at the funeral..we were like in 11th grade we all got super stoned and walked into the home and on the MUSAK the funeral home had I DID IT MY WAY playing and we cracked up...it was so bad. ALl the parents were giving us dirty looks...but we figured that if she was well she woulda been stoned and cracking up with us.
BUMMER story SORRY
But thats what it can do..
Nicole is in big trouble.
I am soooo sick of seeing pictures of her "eating." I don't know whether anybody else has notice this, but in the recent month or so the only pictures posted of her are ones where she's holding food in her hand.
EVERYBODY on the entire planet knows that she DOES NOT eat more than maybe once a week or something... why the hell does she pretend? And why the hell do the paparazzi insist on talking ONLY food related pictures of her. We don't care anymore.
Sooner or later she's either gonna end up in a hospital or dead, it's only a matter of time.
I don't know whether she's setting up these pictures by constantly being around food/restaurants so it looks like she's eating, or the paparazzi are retarded and only follow her around when she's pretending.
This is seriously ANNOYING. I don't see pictures of anybody else eating constantly... and most other celebrities out there look healthy- she's pretty much the only one who looks like she's dying and yet "eats so much."
Hi Louie
Hi Patty, DH is watching something with James Stewart in it and his voice is annoying me.
The weather is beautiful here but I am spending it in bed Oh well, wall to wall ppl everywhere in sunny Silicon Valley, CA, so maybe that's good
Pulled pork sammichs for dinner,mmmmm
Wouldn't it be hot to see Nicole fully go down on a Dagwood sized sub sammich, or maybe a corndog? That would be like porn, I tell you
Hello mishma!
How come you're spending Saturday in bed? Feeling under the weather?
mishma | 09.02.06 - 6:44 pm | #
LOL!
..and Brody in the closet peepin out tossing his salad....
..."Add some mustard baby--yeah thats it.."
I'll have what she's having!
There's that fucking finger again.
I like it.
haha. thanks, louie.
i was gonna change her to that psycho Sylvia Brown, but maybe i should keep her. what's your vote?
I like Sylvia, but her face right there like that will freak me out.
She will always know what you're writing before you write it.
Katie's big debut??
Leave it up for her!
awright. i guess i can look at her mug for a couple more days.
awright. i guess i can look at her mug for a couple more days.
Oh mama, I'm hung. But I am out of bed now, prolly take dog to dog park and I dunno. The beach is packed, SF is out cuz of the Bay Bridge closure and everyone else is either in Tahoe or Reno. We are TCB today, did two loads laundry. Husband is rearranging things and keeps asking me where stuff is and I am going to f'ing kill him and Grace, keep the Katie avie
do something outside for me, mishma! it is cold, rainy and gray where i am.
do something outside for me, mishma! it is cold, rainy and gray where i am.
Is there an effective sedative that is odorless and tasteless and can be easily ground and the authorities can't detect? Thanks
It sounds pretty where Mishma lives...
It's rainy here.
When hubby starts rearranging and asking stupid questions he's either hungry or wants sex.
There really isn't much to do Grace, honest, F'ING EVERYBODY IS OUT. I am sorry about your weather situation.
remind hubby who got sucked off last night. so much for the afterglow.
remind hubby who got sucked off last night. so much for the afterglow.
No, louie I have watered and sexed him. He's bored. Now he's rearranging my cookbooks. Why can't he go fuck whores and drink our savings away like other hubbies?
j/k
I know Grace, I got NO RETURN on my investment. I'm suing
why do i have the fucking doubles, dammit?!?!
Ugh... I don't want to make fun of her. Yeah, she's annoying. Yeah, she's famous for nothing. Yeah, she's a spoiled rich girl. But I'm going to give her the compassion I'd give anybody else in this situation.
I think she always had an ED and Rachel Zoe completely mind-fucked her and made it worse.
Sometimes when the living room is dark and we're watching a movie--I stare at him and think When the fuck are you leaving? ALL my friends husbands have already developed an addiction and you're still here with this ..but I love you......
Strap a set on........
A friend of mine tried to commit suicide when he was younger, mommy issues and shit. He had to spend the weekend in a mental hospital and he said the absolute worst part of the whole experience was being surrounded by anorexics. He said they are spooky, like wide awake skeletons. It scared him sane.
I think anorexia is not really about the weight, it's about control. It's about being good at something, feeling special. Also, Nicole has already battled one type of addiction. This is just another. She could be hooked on the hunger high. Too bad she didn't just get hooked on Jesus like so many former addicts do. Yeah it's annoying when they preach to you but at least they're not killing themselves.
Regarding the whole "snuff" ehmmm...
We went over this last week--a direct injection of diabetic insulin in the mole. It will never be detected unless someone here has loose lips...
Noone will know or look for it.
Sigh, what more can we say about this poor girl, I wish MK would put up, something, anything to snark on so i can continue neglecting my life, damnit!
Hahaha, louie, I don't want to kill him, I love him! I just want him to calm down. Maybe porn...
Mish--j/k. Who would take the garbage out?
I didn't want to say it either but MK --Post something, doll.
Seriously Nicole needs help.
Bitch put it in your mouth already! Take it, swallow it! gag on it bitch!
I'm 50 hours late but damn if Nicole doesn't look like it physically pains her to have food anywhere near her mouth. She looks like the mouse Angelica Houston gets turned into in The Witches. Yuck.
Her head looks like a halloween skull covered with a transparent layer of skin in that 2nd pic.
mishma, you crack me up every time I come to this site! I too, am bored in sunny Castro Valley, CA. (about 45 min. from you) I'm too fucking scared to go to the grocery store! I'll get run over by housewives galore!
You can also tell that she's sick by the way she bites. A cookie/wafer like that would be gone in one bite with me...but with her, it looks like she had to take 5 tiny bites. Maybe that's how she's fooling herself that she's eating something.
It's been so long... she's forgotten how to eat.
She looks absolutely miserable and frumpy.
Fat pig.
I wonder if she'll be hung outside from a tree for Haloween.
They'll cover her with flashing lights. She can frighten little children with her scary skeletor frame.
This girl needs help. She needs to admit to herself that she is too skinny and needs clebrity rehab.
Her hair is falling out. If she were my daughter, I'd have done an intervention oh, about 18 months ago
DIE FATASS DIE.
PERIOD.
She is obviously struggling in these pictures. The still photos for her father's video were really bad. I'm sure her family is hoping the new b/f will make a difference, but he won't. I think the people around her do care but they are powerless. Nicole is going to hit a brick wall. I hope she suvives it because she has people who love her.
She makes Whitney Houston look healthy.
How could say that about somebody "JUST DIE"?????? WFT??? You just die already.
Do you know what calling somebody a fat ass does to the person? Do you care? Fuck you just die. You die.
who knows... maybe this kid has serious addiction issues: addiction to drugs, addiction to food control, addiction to people
obvious mental problems. You know I lover her but she's looking sick and I don't mean "sick" as in hawt like the kids say.
okay nicole, ya have to UNCLENCH your teeth to let the reduced fat chip in!
Hey Mishma:
If you're so bored you can come up to Marin and help me and hubby pack up our shit for the move.
We're drinking margies and having a ball of a time sorting books into boxes in nice even layers to maximize the weight per volume ratio.
It's fabulous, really it is.
You can take care of his husbandly needs too, while your here. Naw, I need sex after a day packing five fucking million tons of crap for god knows what reason.
I had a bad dream last night that Grace was actually Prico -- their humor is similar, when you think about it. And her whole 'cheeto's gang sucks' scene was really a coverup for the snarky reporting back to the Cheetos on how she's got everyone going...
say it aint so Grace!! I woke up sniffling....
ok, I'm off topic and back to box hell...
laurie | 09.02.06 - 10:26 pm | #
back off, that's MY bitch you dreamin' about!!!
and how violating would it be for ya if it were true? think about it...
...maybe I'm psychic. How can we know for sure??
GRACE?????????
don't make me piss on you!
I liked Prico...*cries b/c everyone just couldn't get along*
oh...pretty please?
...you know us Californians, we like that kinda thing.
Guess I could date John Mayer --ack!! Now I'm slappin' myself like your avie, ano.
Prico was the funniest thing on here until Grace.
SEE! SEE! They're the same, I'm tellin' ya!
Yeah, c'mon bitch, piss on me baby!
And what's so wierd about that whole scene was that all those funny people could get so dull when they had no MK posts to bounce off of.
...kinda like us late at night...
Oh.
Well, I was never funny to begin with. Don't know what excuse anybody else has...
here it comes laurie!!!!!!
fuck prico! grace didn't even start out with a av because she didn't know how to get one. she's funnier than any prico anyways!
why are you so cheeto obsessed, you must of been one. i never want to hear about it again, damn!
i wanna see that bitch swallow. then i'll believe.
Ohhhh, nice and warm.
Prico Prick, Prico Prick, Prico Prick
say that ten times fast.
Actually, I didn't see his(?) posts in the Cheeto thread, so maybe he(?) didn't stoop to that level. Or maybe I got bored too fast and didn't scroll down far enough.
Give me summore, baby! *Opens mouth*
Hmm. that's too gnarly even for me.
damn, you found me out.
ok! this bitch is a fuckin crack head. no appetite? crackhead. excessive weight loss? crackhead. dirty, unclean look? crackhead. she is smoking. i just know it! she is a crackhead. she was in NYC to cop the good shit.
Did 'ya see it, miss amor?
No, I faked it. Don't tell hubby what an actress I am.
There was a blind item that fit from Ted C on that theory, blondie.
laurie | 09.02.06 - 10:53 pm | yessssss, i've cracked the code! now where's my prize?
you get to feel smug for 33 seconds.
now back to your post.
Somebody tell my daughter to get the f to sleep already! And slap me in the ass so I go back to work!
Her face is similar to the face i make when I pick up dog shit, but could just be me.
Ok I am so bored I am going to buy things I don't need at Bed Bath & Barf, bye xoxoxoxoxo
ano, you pissin on somebody behind my back? skank urine whore!
strap on's got wood | Homepage | 09.02.06 - 11:26 pm | #
it meant NOTHING to me i SWEAR!!!!!!!!they made me do it. i said no! from here on out you will be the only one i ever piss on. what do ya say i lift my leg for old times sake?
(sniffing soiled clothes) i thought you hated me! ME DAMMIT!!! i saw that stream shoot outta you like you hated her more than me! you were enjoying humiliating her, you bitch!!!
go to hell fluffy! you think i didn't smell other peoples piss on you? stumbling in late at night so drunk you couldn't even aim straight in the litter box! the gravey piss train has ended, RING THE ALARM!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck ya.
oh...my...GOD!!! you'll never let me live that down, won't you? she smeared cat food in her pubes, what was i supposed to do? how did i know she was gonna pee on me after i licked it off, we were drunk! ok, fine, i don't need your piss, i can get piss elsewhere. like, like, like YOUR FRIEND GRACE!!! whatta ya think about that! ha!
aww, grace wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire! just for that i'm gonna piss on the next ho i see!!!
**pisses on Fuck You | 09.03.06 - 12:09 am | # **
funny
pisses on Fuck You 12:09am
i'd like to add, no thanks, your mother fucked me enough. bitch swallows, too!
ano,
i hate you. i love you. i hate you. gawd, piss me bitch!
people. people. i go out and see a movie, get a little tipsy, and what do i come home and find??? a conspiracy theory??? come on now....
wtf is nicole wearing on her head?
ennis,
i think it's like one of those bob marley hats with the dredlocks attached.
she is nutso! she should drink more beer! BEER=calories
she should commit herself. i often think a stay in the psych ward would be a nice break from the real world.
she looks like shit i could buy better shit at walmart
grace!!! i had your back prico!!!
I don't really like her style.
who is prico?
i don't know what a prico is, but i am pretty sure that i am not one. especially since above description includes penis. in that case, i KNOW i am not a prico.
I used to be anorexic. When I would eat, everything tasted revolting...like plain rice cakes.
and thanks, ano. i'm glad you could solve the problem peacefully with urine, as opposed to bringing out the vadge gun. (even though strap-on is now packing aretha's boobies).
i don't know, but somebody above was saying they thought grace might be some old poster that left or something. then again, on another thread i think they were tryin' to hint i might be la garce!
i am so out of the loop....
yeah, i saw all that drama. all i know is that i was never around when prico was. that name doesn't even look remotely familiar. how flattering though, that i have such similar traits to an alleged jackhole.
the part i find to be really disturbing is when she is like "how violated would you feel." ummmm...i don't know about anybody else around here, but i'm pretty sure no one has the slightest clue who i am. i don't tend to post a lot of personal information, nor does any one else, so what's the BFD?
lastly, i have never gotten involved in any of the cheeto shit because i think it's stupid. the only thing i think i've ever contributed to that whole convo is stuff along the lines of "Jerry! Jerry!" because i prefer to be entertained.
whew. had to get that off my chest.
lol jerry jerry!
really curious - WTF is up with cheeto?
where are the cheetos now? and grace, did you see my aretha avie or did you check my homepage?
I like hot cheetos con limon!!!
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 09.03.06 - 1:24 am | # 
i think it's retarded too, but blog wars are so f'ing funny i have to admit!! grace, is your av badly violated now? here's a glass of water, have a seat. you've been through a lot. shall i call the police?
yeah, strap on i did, and thanks to all this fuckin' drama no one even noticed my new katie!!!!!
I LOVE ARETHA'S MAMMARIES!!!!!
*pours a drink*
new katie? i still see the old one.
make it a double
WTF. i didn't even know blog wars existed. now that i am apparently part of one, does that mean i have to start playing dungeons & dragons too? and that weird Magic game? i feel like i've been suckered into the dark side. and poor katie. i can't even TELL you how upset she is about all this. she's had effing diahrrea all night because she's so worked up.
where are the cheetos now? and grace, did you see my aretha avie or did you check my homepage?
strap on's got wood | Homepage | 09.03.06 - 1:28 am | #
i PISSED....
nah, i'll let the piss joke slide this time......
did what? the homepage, or can you see it in my posts? if it's on my post i can't see it? what should we do if we see a cheeto? run? stand our ground? whip out crucifixes and holy water? tell our parents? gimme a clue here guys.
GREAT. that just fuckin' does it. no one can see my new katie. ano, trade in that water for some jose cuervo. mama needs alcotherapy.
p.s. sienna, there is a group of "regulars" that left and started their own blog and call themselves the cheeto sluts and they talk smack about the dlisted group and therefore everyone's panties are in a knot and there is apparently a double-agent. and i'm sorry you went through what you did, but i'm glad you're better.
Hey Grace, I wasn't trying to offend you at ALL. It was a joke that sounded outrageous enough to me that I never imagined it would sound serious to anyone.
I was just thinking the other night about how much your posts make me laugh, and how of the cheeto crowd the funniest one to me was Prico.
And then I imagined a bad dream where you turned into Prico...anyway, I could go on trying to explain myself but the point was that I thought I was being cute, not putting something serious out there.
It seemed at the time that Ano got it and thought it was funny, but sorry if you didn't Ano. I wouldn't have gone on.
Clearly I should just be a lurker if I come off that badly.
*Slinks away with tail between legs*
yes, strap on i can see aretha on your homepage and on your posts. the home page was a little difficult to make out, as it was soaked in yellow liquid. but i'm pretty sure it was aretha. and she smelled like piss.
if you see a cheeto...send it to perez's site and they will self-destruct.
Prof- that is so bad ass you are part of a blog war.
so no, Grace, you are not part of a blog war. I admired your humor and my comments backfired.
don't slink away, deb. i'm glad you think my posts are funny. dammit, now i've gone and gotten all paranoid.
no worries AT ALL.
how did things go with the MIL, or shouldn't i ask???
hey,
i'm sorry ennis, how ya doin? hey sienna, what's happenin tonite? you guys drinkin, if you are i'm in!
"there is a group of "regulars" that left and started their own blog and call themselves the cheeto sluts and they talk smack about the dlisted group and therefore everyone's panties are in a knot and there is apparently a double-agent."
OMG- seriously, that is the funniest sentence I've read for a long, long time.
Deb? Now I'm confused.
you guys drinkin, if you are i'm in! -
mostly just smoking. *passes the can*
you in, laurie?
if you want to read the full transcript, i believe all the shit hit the fan a week or two ago in a thread with Posh Spice at the airport. the moderator could have removed it though, and i'm so sorry but i am just too lazy to look it up.
after my LOVELY night packing boxes, damn straight I'm in.
*goes to get a shot of tequila* (for real)
i'm prico, you're deb. got it?
sorry about that, i have NO CLUE where i got that from. i think it's the mai tai talking.
Grace, are you talking to me in regard to the Posh Spice thread...will that clue me in on the Deb thing?
Sorry to be dense. Wish it was due to having hit the bottle earlier..
got it.
" i believe all the shit hit the fan a week or two ago--"
so do they have their own blog? what's the address?
laurie | 09.03.06 - 1:38 am | #
i thought you mighta been kidding, but then you said that la garce thing on the other thread and i couldn't tell if you were being a smart ass or what. so don't slink away, i still love you. i just can't piss on you anymore. that's a part of me that i will only share with strap on now.
HOLY SHIT, laurie. i totally got confused about a post i read earlier today. that's the peril of refreshing 4 different threads.
YOU ARE LAURIE.
YOU ARE LAURIE.
YOU PACKED BOXES.
YOU ARE LAURIE.
YOU ARE LAURIE.
i think i'm good now.
Well, fuck it then. If you won't piss on me *sniffle snuffle*, I'll just go into San Francisco and find someone who will...
...it was good times, though
ano you're a piss monkey! BTW, didya see the sucker punch your pal grace hit me with earlier today? had me giggling my ass off at the farmer's market today.
I clicked on La Garce's homepage once and your avie came up. That was before I saw you on the site. I figured you saw it and pulled it from his home page to use and a 'you are La Garce' was a natural extension.
Man, I've gotten WAY too serious tonight. At least the kid went to sleep finally.
yeah strap, i saw that one! had me cracking up!
strap on i can't believe you're still packin' wood. shouldn't you get to a clinic or something?
Glad we're good, Grace. No more 'splainin' outta me.
laurie, there was a time when people were complaining because la gaece kept stealing people av's and posting them on his site. he would even steal things mk would post and put them on his site as well. bastard stole mine too, anybody found his body yet? j/k!
sienna,
the posh post was on 8/24. i don't think anyone knows what their actually site is. i don't know how that works. but there are links to their blogs where they are shitty about people that are here. make yourself a nice cup of tea and prepare for some sickeningly addictive drama.
ah..well he had good taste in something, it seems.
yeah, the train ride over was funny. these two college girls sat across from me. one was talking and the other caught sight of me when i got comfortable in my seat. she did a double take and then kept glancing back. she must have thought i was a perv, which of course is true.
Actually Sienna, I found most of the posts to be pretty dull. It was a strange scene, as they were funny and fun and when they got pissed off they just turned into 12 year olds.
That being said, I'll probably go back and check out the Posh post to see what I missed. It's better than doing my work.
OMG, strap on. today they played The Ladies Man on comedy central and i thought of you the whole entire time. i knew you reminded me of someone, and i finally figured out that is who it is!!!!
actually i AM sitting here with my courvosier(?) and my teddy pendergrass records, with "Cheaters" on the tube right now, talking to my favorite girls. yall much better than the skanks i'm used to.
**coughing through smoke* So were people mad at something about Posh?
wow they must be pretty bad. here, you get pissed on and fingered up the asshole...and we're STILL better????
g'nite kids. going to bed.
no sienna, lucky for her that is the thread that the double agent struck. (s)he started posting their comments about dlisters to expose them and get everybody over here worked up. (yeah, i know. it doesn't make sense to me either). sadly, it worked like a charm and there are like 950 posts. damn, do you work for the FBI or something, cause i am squealing like a pig.
NITE LAURIE! WE LOVE YOU!
If Ano really loved me she'd piss on me again...
ok, really leaving now.
omg strap, i love cheaters! that f*cking geek startin' trouble!! one time he helped a woman in a wheel chair chase her cheating husband!
Whatever happened to Mizro?
"damn, do you work for the FBI or something, cause i am squealing like a pig."
sweet dreams, laurie - I love all this intrigue! It's so funny the things that people get worked up about.
psst... hey laurie, wait till fluffy goes to bed.
sienna, i'd think you'd be used to the drama after all the hell jude has put you through!
It's true but he's a slimeball and I'm a slut, so we're perfect for each other, don't you think?
Was cheeters the show where the host got stabbed on a fishing boat when confronting the cheeting guy?
Am I the only one who doesn't get Monty Python?
Am I here alone?
*cries in lonliness*
i'm still here...barely. my eyelids are getting heavy. i need Ano to state me.
sienna, yeah that's the one. it was funny too because the crew kept trying to get the wife back on their boat so they could go get medical attention for the host, but she was too busy yelling at her cheating hubby "look what you did"! meanwhile dudes over there bleeding to death begging her to come on!
bend over grace!
Ano, that shit's fucked up!
we don't get cheaters here!
does anyone remember Temptation Island? that show was THE SHIT.
okay, ano. i'm ready. give me something with a little more girth than connecticut this time.
Temptation Island - that's the one where it turned out that some people had kids, right? And they were disqualified?
yeah, or they were married instead of dating or something like that. i can't remember exactly, but i would sacrifice strap-on to get it back.
so strap on has permanent wood?
i don't remember that one grace, name sounds familiar though.
anyways, here comes australia!!
it appears so. i bet if he looked at his homepage it'd solve the problem.
(a camera crew and security men rushes up) anorexorcist, ms. anorexcorcist!
ano, ANO, aw haell no!!! whatchoo doin ano??!!! is this the skank? why you got your skirt up ano? this who you been pissin on? I WILL CUT HER ASS!!!
where the hell did strap on fluffy go?
holy shit, ano! that's a whole freaking continent! who do i look like...courtney????
*runs away with butt cheeks clenched**
there you are ho!!!!
oh my god, you guys are crazy.
you're one of us now. don't deny it.
well...it DOES say sex, drugs and gossip now that I think about it...
(a camera crew and security men rushes up) anorexorcist, ms. anorexcorcist!
ano, ANO, aw haell no!!! whatchoo doin ano??!!! is this the skank? why you got your skirt up ano? this who you been pissin on? I WILL CUT HER ASS!!!
strap on's got wood | Homepage | 09.03.06 - 2:33 am | #
omg i just woke up the house laughing!!!!!!
"omg i just woke up the house laughing!!!!!!"
My mascara is streaking from tears of laughter.
who the hell is this?? wtf? you got me on camera now bitch!!! get out of my face, get the fucking camera outta my face!!!!!
**camera chases ano as she runs across the street skirt still hanging off**
Ano. maybe you should change your alias to I.P. Freely.
this is getting fucking ridiculous. no one believes you eat, ho!
nah grace, i don't wanna put out the red light!
nicole doesn't eat, she just chokes it down.
haha. well, i think i'm gonna hit the ho. i mean hay. hit the hay.
everybody play nice.
Hey biotches!!
sorry guys, i just trolled the brangelina thread where celeb hater is ragging on angelina. i had to comment that this is coming from a freak who thinks patricia heaton is hot! ok, where was i?
leather jacketed geek, "ano, is this what you do to someone you pee on? are you happy now, is this how you treat someone who's happily taken your piss all this time? aren't you ashamed?"
"ano! ANOOOOO! come back here, we gotta settle this! you want her, huh, you want that ho?"
g'nite gracie, you sexy devil you.
too bad the ole lady's out. no fun fantasizing with no one to fantasize on! 
goodnight grace!!!
strap on, we'll discuss this later at home without all the cameras bitch! i'm just so upset, i may never piss again!!
good night princess grace.
who you callin' old, willis?
"no fun fantasizing with no one to fantasize on"
I like wood, but I'm really not that kind of girl.
grace, i thought your finger was tired?
it is, but DAMN i don't know how to quit you people! i'm always afraid i'll miss all the good stuff!
good night. (for real)
g'night
okay grace, but this is the last damn goodnight you'll get from me!
goodnight grace!!!!
now go dream about courtney love peeing on an athletic cat while sienna miller and jude law watch.
c'mon ano, get in the van so we can talk it over.
g'nite sienna. (psssssst, call me! we'll talk!)
*sulks in corner*
I guess no one wants to talk to OTHERS in here.
goodnite sienna.
**pulls out baseball bat....here kitty kitty kitty**
well goodnight anyways, bitches! I'm off to the after hours bar. Later
not true stoney,
we get carried away sometimes and we nod off. fuks up the rhythmn. excuse me, some ho is chasing me with a bat.
g'nite stoney, take one to the head for me! where's my knife? ano, oh ano......g'nite pyscho-snugglebunny!
update: thanks to my trusty baseball bat, strap on no longer has wood.
sweet dreams my little poison candy apple.
update: thanks to my trusty baseball bat, strap on no longer has wood.
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 09.03.06 - 3:12 am | #
LOL. You crack me up anor! Have a good night!
This girl is going to die if she doesn't get help pretty darn fast. It's a very sad situation.
I don't care how skinny she looks/got. I'll ALWAYS remember her as the chunky-bitchy-PARIS HILTON sidekick with disgusting red hair extensions... forever.
Her mounth and her hearth are same things; sensitive.. But she did eat that bread or whatever it is.
those glasses make her look like a bumble bee. An ugly skinny bumble bee who won't eat honey.
those glasses make her look like a bumble bee. An ugly skinny bumble bee who won't eat honey.
Elena | 09.03.06 - 5:36 am | #
thanks.....I just spit beer on my computer
test
she should slather a big hunk of butter on that, it might go down easier.
Those enormous sunglasses look so dumb.
Oh, haha. Nice avatar Mr. Peterson
First! and meh
Gary Coleman was here!! I missed the Nicole's dirtstar tastes like......
...Sorry if you've covered this one already, Gary.
My aunt has had anorexia for 40 years. I remember, one year, Mum cooked her dinner for her birthhady and went all out on the meal. After diner my aunt went over to the empty lot next door and chucked it up. When she got back Mum went nuts and threw a loaf of bread at her and told her she was a stupid bitch for wasting food. Mum's not very sensitive. I guess I'm not either, cause I laughted my head off. I'll try to be nicer.
OK, I think she is eating a little tiny bit of pita bread, or her own toe, can't really tell.
Adelcrows..try to be nicer..She may leave you money one day...
Get her a big rubber finger. It will make her job much easier and it could be fun to watch.
Anyone watching FOL 2 this morning/afternoon?
Tha´t was funny Louie... and true!
Is she in pain???
She makes me have respect for Mary Kate Olsen. Fessed up to an eating disorder, went to rehab, then just kept on working it even though she did backslide some, gaining and losing weight. Now MK looks healthy and seems to have stablized at a healthier weight.
Nicole Ritchie is nothing but excuses. She doesn't want to get better, that's the truth. She doesn't want to gain the weight. Even gaining a teeny bit freaked her out and she lost it.
340th OMFG, SUCK IT BITCHES.
You people were busy last night.
The updates are meh, feh and snuh.
I'm gonna go eat a chicken sandwhich
Sigh
she's on meth no doubt
My wienie dog could kick her ass. What a scrub. Someone throw a cheeseburger at her. She's a walking sideshow.
OMG, MK!! She's still eating that same cracker as yesterday? She is going to die.
Chick needs to gain some weight.
Her dirtstar probably tastes like sulfur and nail polish remover. Is't that what anas and starving people start reeking of after awhile?
I feel sorry for her. I don't know why I like her so much but the bitch needs to eat a cheese burger and enjoy it.
Hmm. I haven't been in here for months and I remember a Prico - the picture was of a girl with an expression as if she were saying 'Ooo' - is that right? Why has she/he fallen from grace (no pun)what did Prico do? I thought she was quite popular. And whats with the Cheetos?
I am very very nosy. Please tell me the answers.
I can't stand chicks nibbling at their food like a freaking rabbit! Just eat goddamit!
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