Yuck.
Can they actually airbrush a kid into exsistence?
I cant wait to see the new make a real baby out of an alien feature on the new version of photo shop...this is its premiere!!
Nobody really cares anymore (about Suri pics, etc.)
It's sweet.
OFF TOPIC
THe tank Rosie O'Donnell is on the VIew...E GADS>>
FINALLY! you know you all still care. and I'm really going to hate the inevitable comparison to Shiloh.
Elizabeth Hasselfuck cut her hair like a retard..
hmm.. i hear publishers printing co. in the wonderful little podunk town of shepherdsville kentucky is printing the vanity fair mag with the alien baby in it.. vf has insisted armed guards be posted at every corner.. poor country bumpkins working there will probably be subjected to full body cavity searches.. ah.. the life of stardumb..
http://www.stingybitches.com/sta...m/
stardumb.html
www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
Hee hee hee...
Tank O'Donnell.
honestly, i bet the baby is gorgeous....
it hasn't leaked to the net yet?!
Can they actually airbrush a kid into exsistence?
Deborah | 09.05.06 - 11:17 am | #
I bet that's what they've done...!
This is part of Tom's image rehab. First the Brooke Shields apology, now irresistable photos of Suri. Gag me with Xenu's unit.
the real reason they invented photoshop.
grr the 'photoshopped' baby.
honestly, i bet the baby is gorgeous....
Jinxy McDeath | 09.05.06 - 11:25 am | #
LOL You're probably right. 
*runs out of the room, dodging tomatos*
TC had to get Annie Leibowitz to shoot them? At this point why did he get Scavullo to do them, oh right he's dead.
I don't want to believe it, but I can't wait to see those pics. I don't know who I am anymore.
But these pics are going to launch tom's comeback. It all started with the apology.
g'morning all!
the real reason they invented photoshop.
prettykitty | Homepage | 09.05.06 - 11:40 am | #
LMAO! 
TC had to get Annie Leibowitz to shoot them? At this point why did he get Scavullo to do them, oh right he's dead.
mishma | 09.05.06 - 11:43 am | #
Ey Hey Hey Annie is amazing photohrapher i love her work!!
I cant wait for the pictures,seriously i hate the bastard but i want to see the blessed child!
g'morning all!
sienna miller | Homepage | 09.05.06 - 11:44 am | #
Good morning Sienna you hot,ho! 
Good morning, sienna! Good morning, everyone!
Valerie - who is in your avie?
I like tom for some reason lately. I feel bad for him. He's so short and so sensitive about it. I mean, he's crazy, but I like underdogs.
FINALLY! you know you all still care. and I'm really going to hate the inevitable comparison to Shiloh.
Myself | 09.05.06 - 11:22 am | #
Actually, I think my life will go on if I don't see them.
Oh no Val, that is what I was trying to say, Annie is the shit, only celeb photog I could think of that is better is Scavullo. I guess what I am trying to say is all this FOR AN INFANT.
Let's see: what's more exciting, Suri's picture or the new fall line-up on t.v. I say the latter.
Oh no Val, that is what I was trying to say, Annie is the shit, only celeb photog I could think of that is better is Scavullo. I guess what I am trying to say is all this FOR AN INFANT.
mishma | 09.05.06 - 11:48 am | #
Oh,i am sorry Mishma i didnt understood what you meant!
Valerie - who is in your avie?
sienna miller | Homepage | 09.05.06 - 11:47 am
The Godess:Victoria Beckham!!!!
I didn't recognize her! I love posh. She's the hoffness.
didn't recognize her! I love posh. She's the hoffness.
sienna miller | Homepage | 09.05.06 - 11:53 am | #
Honey Posh loves you back She said great things about you after you met in New York!
Valerie - that's because I sucked her off.
Valerie - that's because I sucked her off.
sienna miller | Homepage | 09.05.06 - 11:57 am | #
What would Jude&David say,you naughty girl?
What would Jude&David say,you naughty girl?
Valerie
they watched.
Who would let that nasty-freak photographer near their child!? Anyway.. the baby is a beautiful innocent soul.. no matter what you see or expect. What is ugly and alien is her crazy, stupid parents making a spectacle of her [an event that is memorable for the freakish appearance it creates] for their own selfish gain.
Katie is always grinning, that's what she has been programmed for, so?
they watched.
sienna miller | Homepage | 09.05.06 - 11:59 am | #
I bet they did!
Who would let that nasty-freak photographer near their child!? Anyway.. the baby is a beautiful innocent soul.. no matter what you see or expect. What is ugly and alien is her crazy, stupid parents making a spectacle of her [an event that is memorable for the freakish appearance it creates] for their own selfish gain.
cypress | 09.05.06 - 12:00 pm | #
I agree i mean every baby is beautiful and to be honest they look a like,to me!But her parents,now thats a whole different story!
Damn i cant wait to see the pictures!
Why cant they just use a point and shoot disposable like the rest of us?
CVS has photoshop at their kiosk...they could have still done alien conversion!
I am curious to see these photos - she's 4 months old now and I'm guessing the photos will be of some newborn. We all know babies don't look the same the older they get... hence I suspect they are still looking to find a baby to adopt to call their own and these photos are nothing but an attempt to get the public off their back.
You know that baby is going to be normal-looking and perfect, SINCE THEY BOUGHT IT.
I've been a subsriber to VF for years. Am looking forward to the next issue, or maybe not.
I agree Stoney! I wonder who's kid they bought.... Hmmmmmmm...... Maybe some junkies???
It's like a car crash.... You don't really want to look, but you do anyways. Then you feel sick the rest of the day. Maybe she was old enough for plastic surgery - that is why it took so long.
Personally, I will buy the mag, but I'll want to slap myself for doing it.
it's sad a pro like Annie Lebowitz would allow he self to be used in a PR scam like this. I suppose the $$$$$ was just to good.
I like your photo better!
Actually we are seeing a PR campaign in motion
1. last week makes up with brook shields
2.today sends flowers to Rosie on the View, major chick show
3.Chicks love babies and baby pics show up on Vanity Fair.
GOAL: Re-establish female base audience by damage control while making Tom look human.
Mr.Obvious | Homepage | 09.05.06 - 12:21 pm | #
She shoots for Vanity Fair all the time, so I don't know why it's so surprising that she did this photoshoot, too. *shrugs*
Mr.Obvious | Homepage | 09.05.06 - 12:24 pm | #
On the money, Mr. Obvious.
I've lost interest in the bastard Suri Holmes.
I'd much rather see pictures of Thomas's fahchina.
There's an Annie Leibovitz exhibition at the local museum here. Haven't had a chance to see it yet. But if it's her job to take pictures of celebs, why the hell wouldn't she shoot Suri? I'm sure she's fucking fantastic, and Tommy Boy has enough money to pay for the best.
Nestled against Tom's neck = a blanket with the "head" hidden behind his.
On the bed = A pile of sheets.
Katie grinning = more giant teeth and gums.
Okay, seriously, this is a grotesque attempt for Tom to rehab his pitiful image. But he still doesn't get it.
Tom doesn't understand that NORMAL people don't keep their baby in clean rooms, never take her outside, only have people of the same religion "see" her, and jet all over the world without even a glimpse of the kid.
For someone who has tried to mastermind the eleven-month pregnancy, "convenient" birth timing and fake sightings, he doesn't seem to realize what is the big stumbling block. And seems to not understand that he's still looking like a massive freak, no matter how many times he grovels.
Suri is Real.
You are fake.
Suri is pretty and not fake.
The ANNIE Leiowitz pics are of the REAL BIOLOGICAL Baby not a fake baby that TOM AND ZOMBIE KATIE got from someone.
aw, so cute. lol
Suri is a Real Doll that's why it needed to be airbrushed
I hope she's not ugly because if she is, people will have a field day on her..
Don't buy the magazine the money is going to CO$
I wonder if her hair will be straight or curly, and her eyes blue or brown. Nobody's been able to keep the story straight. Hopefully they found a kid who fills the basic criteria.
its been so long i dont care about suri now...shes just a crazy scientologist to me
StoneyBaloney | 09.05.06 - 12:27 pm | #
Stoney you should definetly check it out,the woman is a legend!She used to work for Rolling Stone and she photographed the likes like John L. and other icons,she recently moved to fashion and works for Vogue,Vanity Fair.etc so of course she would be the one to take the pictures of Suri!
I heard that the baby was a fake baby.
So they had to borrow a real baby which took time to get one that looks similar enough to Tom and KatieZombie.
Now they gave the baby back and the picture will come out diffusing all of the rumour and speculation.
Next you will see ZombieKatie and Tom all over without the baby but no questions will be raised because you saw "a baby" in VF.
Tom is a Freaking Genius.
I give it up to the Man.
He is the shizzzzit. FO' Rizzeal
Oh, the ennui....
unless i see suri hatching from katie's loins, i will never believe....and i will not buy vanity fair because i'm sure the proceeds will go to dianetics or some shit...
I agree, NO ONE should pay for this mag! See the pics online instead, don't let the WonderMidget or CoS have one damn dime of your money.
I don't care what this baby looks like, and I normally love babies.
TiredOldWhore | 09.05.06 - 1:06 pm | #
Hear,Hear i am not buying it!We will see them online!
Don't be surprised if the baby ends up being a 12 inch dildo with eyes, ears, a nose and mouth painted on. Then when the press asks GMD why 'she' looks like that his response will be:"She was actually born at the Scientology compound and anyone who comes out of there looks like this"
Do not purchase the magazine, do not go to his movies, do not buy Jenny Craig, etc...
People need to put their $$$ where your mouths are: do NOT fund Scientology.
What's the CoS connection to Jenny Craig? Never knew they had a stake in that company too.
I used to live right near Clearwater FL, and seeing all of their little cult drones downtown with their cult-approved clothes and their matching backpacks creeped me the fuck out. They own a lot of the businesses in downtown Clearwater, and any local writers who said anything bad about them was banned from the restaurants and such. L.Ron Hubbard was evil, and I hope his next incarnation is something small and insignificant that lives in shit.
I think folks are so jaded from waiting for a pictur of suri to appear no one really gives a good fuck anymore. If I see the pictures posted on line, I'll give em a look, but with the same interest I would give to the a circus parade when it pulls into town. After five minutes the hype is sooooooo over.
And I don't care if ANsel Adams came back from the grave to take these pics, the entire Cruise/Holmes situation about this poor thing isn't right
honestly, i bet the baby is gorgeous....
Jinxy McDeath | 09.05.06 - 11:25 am | #
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Yeah,... after the baby's pictures have been photoshopped to death!!!! The parent's need to be ashamed of themselves for God Sakes.
God I still can't believe the of shit that comes out from some of you. Its a fake baby, its not theirs , this that honestly how old are you guys? just because they don't go whoring Suri around doesn't mean shit!!! Tom and Nicole didn't show Connor and Isabella until a year after they adopted them a year!!! So Tom and Katie not parading Suri around seems perfectly normal to me.
TiredOldWhore | 09.05.06 - 1:27 pm | #
Kirstie Alley is their spokeswhore and a $cientologist.
patty cake | Homepage | 09.05.06 - 11:21 am | #
OMG, I'm watching that right now. Jessica Simpson is on there "singing" some awful ballad and making the worst facial expressions. She seriously looks like she's on drugs. Her eyes keep rolling around in her head or staring blankly. The lights are on but nobody's home, y'know? Lawdy.
i'm betting on no full face pics of "suri"...only half profile, vaseline-on-the lens type ones..this way it's harder to compare to another "suri" who may or may not show up some time in the future...
MizRo | 09.05.06 - 1:19 pm | #
What is Jenny Craig's connection to Co$? Do tell, MizRo.
GOAL: Re-establish female base audience by damage control while making Tom look human.
yep! tom is working major damage control with this shit. honestly, apologizing to brooke shields?? so obvious.
I wonder what is the best lighting for pillows: rose, daylight, perhaps a mauve with a slight Ralph Lauren denim blue?
i'm betting on no full face pics of "suri"...only half profile, vaseline-on-the lens type ones..this way it's harder to compare to another "suri" who may or may not show up some time in the future...
imapepper | 09.05.06 - 1:49 pm | #
My thoughts exactly! Notice the descriptions of the pics - sleeping nestled on Tiny Tom's shoulder, sleeping on the bed. She will probably be facing AWAY from the camera in all of them. Kind of like when he was going to show pics on Ellen and he brought pics of random babies and said "she kind of looks like this"
Anonymous | 09.05.06 - 1:38 pm | #
Yeah, it's perfectly normal for the biggest publicity whores in the business to just want their privacy after pimping every aspect of their relationship. That's the most normal thing in the world: "Look at me! Look at me! Whoops, don't look, you caught onto my latest scam!"
Stop talking about Nicole, please. Not only is she not a publicity ho, but Tom was still being kept on a short leash by his agent then. Now he isn't.
Damn, how often are we going to hear idiots saying that whole "they want privacy" thing? They don't. They want attention. They would do anything for attention -- this is a guy who climbs scaffolding and swings around in public, and once announced that he wanted to shut down all Tokyo for his next movie.
And remember: Tom is mentally ill. Bipolar, wealthy people can get away with all kinds of crap -- what's more, they often think they can, and they blot out the reality that opposes what they want to do. This Suri thing is a perfect example -- Tom thought he could get away with bizarre behavior and obvious lies. Now he's finding out that he can't.
Mama, Jenny's spokeswhore is Kirtie Alley, a super Scientology drone
imapepper, probably correct.
What is Jenny Craig's connection to Co$? Do tell, MizRo.
Mama Roux | 09.05.06 - 1:52 pm | #
I told... 
What, my answer is not good enough for you???
Kirstie Alley is their spokeswhore and a $cientologist.
mikki | 09.05.06 - 1:38 pm | #
Oh, that's right.
Thanks, mikki. And, uh, never mind my question, MizRo.
Bipolar, wealthy people can get away with all kinds of crap - Seven
Howard Hughes anyone? I am so happy TC is getting tagged with being a freak, damn right
mikki | 09.05.06 - 1:54 pm | #
Nah, I just missed it. Sorry, mikki! :D
Mama - I know. I was just kidding. pfffftttt!
Kirstie Alley lost all of her weight from Jenny Craig and Kirstie is a Scientologist, thus the connection.
Kind of like when he was going to show pics on Ellen and he brought pics of random babies and said "she kind of looks like this"
mikki | 09.05.06 - 1:53 pm | #
Bwahahahahaha! He really did that?
Mama Roux: Sorry - just came back, but the girls got it right.
John Travolta is a Scientologist too...
mikki | 09.05.06 - 1:56 pm | #
I know. I gotcha!
John Travolta is a Scientologist too...
MizRo | 09.05.06 - 1:58 pm | #
Now that I can't forget.
Bwahahahahaha! He really did that?
Mama Roux | 09.05.06 - 1:57 pm | #
I didn't see it, (damn job cuts into my tv time) but I read about it - probably here - this is where I get all of my important "news"
I'm looking forward to seeing the photographs here or elsewhere on the 'net, but FFS I hope nobody actually *buys* the magazine! I hope nobody buys it... although I bet they ship it to stores in baby-pink foil covers so nobody can take a sneaky look without actually buy it first!
TiredOldWhore | 09.05.06 - 1:27 pm | #
Clearwater - I saw a documentary about L Ron Hubbard from Channel 4's "Secret Lives" strand, and it showed how the Scientologists basically launched an invasion on Clearwater!
What a weird man he was!
just because they don't go whoring Suri around doesn't mean shit!!! Tom and Nicole didn't show Connor and Isabella until a year after they adopted them a year!!! So Tom and Katie not parading Suri around seems perfectly normal to me.
Anonymous | 09.05.06 - 1:38 pm | #
You BELIEVED that memory-hole bollocks about them not taking their kids out in public?! There were paparazzi photographs in Hello magazine of Tom pushing Isabella in a jogger pram when she was a baby!
Never taking a baby outside is not the same as not "parading" it. It's the stark contrast between the attention-whoring before the conveniently-timed birth and the silence after it that is making people even more suspicious of their motives and behaviour.
I wanna see the pics of the pillow though, I must admit
Unless they wrap that issue of Vanity Fair in plastic, I'll probably take a look at the pictures while I'm at Barnes & Noble buying Mojo Magazine or whatever and then put it back on the shelf.
They may print some photos of Suri, but what's the explanation of the screwed up birth certificate, etc. Still sounds fishy to me!
Seven | 09.05.06 - 1:53 pm | #
I have a sis who is bipolar, and I suspect my dad was as well. I can see a good case for TC being bipolar, that would explain a lot.
I think the baby's either older than they told us or there's a problem, 'cause honestly his career needs some aww-shucks cute baby pics to prop it up.
Now, c'mon, seriously... does anybody really believe that Suri exists? Even the ultra-conservative news shows, when they mention Suri, kind of give off a little "wink-wink"
expression.
This is an insult to the mentally challenged. I have mentally challenged people in my family, and they would not be caught dead doing or saying anything that right wing twit does or says.
Elizabeth Hasselfuck cut her hair like a retard..
patty cake | Homepage | 09.05.06 - 11:22 am | #
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I'm not gonna lie...I'm looking forward to seeing these photos.
NOONE CARES TO SEE SURI THE FAKE BABY.
So...this shot will look identical to that of baby Shilo? LAME
I honestly DON'T CARE about the Cruises so I will not eagerly await their stupid pictures.
I bet most are just curious to see what this baby looks like, but he will not get the attention that shiloh kid got. Tom Cruise is over, no matter what he does now.
And I wonder if Katie was high as a kite in that photoshoot too. Tee hee hee.
Nestled against his neck? You know she's sucking his blood or they're exchanging life force or something!
Annie Leibowitz?
Jesus, one look at her and the baby's gonna freak! She's, um, a little homely... ok a lot homely. Just sayin.
I don't think the public has the same sort of interest in Shiloh and Suri. With Shiloh it was a straightforward "How beautiful will she be?". It was ordinary interest in a baby with hot parents.
With Suri it's prurient interest -- if it was proven that Suri was real, Tom's, and not deformed or anything, then nobody would care at all. Instead, it's just watching a new stage of the train-wreck weirdness. People just want to know what's wrong.
TiredOldWhore, yeah I've heard stuff about Tom possibly being bipolar for awhile now. It's not as newsmaking as gay rumors, so it doesn't get much attention -- but his behavior almost exactly mirrors a woman I once knew, who openly told people that she was bipolar and unmedicated. The situations are different, but the responses and behavior are identical.
And I agree that it might simply be that Suri looked too "old." I guess he won't take the risk of her being the typical large "seven-month" baby, which never fooled anyone.
Or there's the deformation/birth defect theory, which is also quite valid, since Scientology's initiation rituals are absolutely savage on the body.
mishma: You read my mind! I was thinking of Hughes while I wrote that -- like Tom, he started off merely eccentric and got crazier as he got older, until it couldn't be hidden anymore.
VV | 09.05.06 - 3:29 pm | #
I totally agree, VV. I have an aunt who is mentally retarded and has Down Syndrome. I hate the way people throw the word "retard" around as an insult (not to mention many other derisive terms referring to the mentally challenged) and I've said so before, but people don't seem to give a fuck. It sucks.
I don't need to see a pic of some stolen/lended Scientologist baby.
All I need is:
1 - a DNA test result (NOT administered by a CO$ drone)
2 - a video that clearly shows intercourse between T&K (they have NEVER been naked together)
3 - a video of the BIRTH (showing Katie)
2 - a video that clearly shows intercourse between T&K (they have NEVER been naked together)
If they've ever had sex, Katie was definitely on top... wearing a strap-on! f
and the comparisons will begin between her and shiloh.
TiredOldWhore | 09.05.06 - 1:27 pm | #
T.O.W, I live near Clearwater. I have been waiting for someone else to bring this up because it is just so WEIRD down there and nobody understands!
Part of me is scared that they will hunt me down for talking about this.....
But do you know that they get paid like, $50 a week for work, and they work almost ALL day long?
(Crosses fingers that they aren't tracking my posts!)
But do you know that they get paid like, $50 a week for work, and they work almost ALL day long?
That, and the billion-year contracts! 
Sorry for the retard comment i'll be more sensitive..friends.
That, and the billion-year contracts!
snowflake | 09.05.06 - 5:35 pm | #
They have to sign contracts?
I thought it was free will with some blackmail thrown in for incentive!
That is horrible.
Yes for SeaOrg (LRH's private Navy - when they started getting "hassled" by the government in the 60s/70s they took to international waters to evade legal action) they sign up for a billion years. I think other Scieno orgs have the same system of "free" treatments in return for a billion years service (ie covering reincarnation). If they leave, they get billed retrospectively for all their auditing and stuff.
Any "free will" is subjective with the brainwashing anyway isn't it.
Yikes! I know we all talk crap on Katie, but I feel really bad for her if she is that tangled up in this bullshit.
His own Navy? Holy shitballs!
Didn't the feds find Scientolgy documents with plans for multi city takeovers? (Clearwater included.)
The downtown Clearwater area is really run-down, with hardley any operating businesses.
I would assume that normal companies just don't want to deal with these people.
Do you think that is the reason?
the pictures will be on the cbs evening news before 7:00pm eastern time.
It's Katie's first day, and she's doing well.!
Katie Couric is unveiling the Vanity Fair picture of Suri on CBS News, tonight.
I saw it and Suri is amazing. SOoo much hair. Absolutely beautiful! Blue eyes maybe!
Didn't the feds find Scientolgy documents with plans for multi city takeovers? (Clearwater included.)
The downtown Clearwater area is really run-down, with hardley any operating businesses.
I would assume that normal companies just don't want to deal with these people.
Do you think that is the reason?
missb | 09.05.06 - 6:52 pm | #
That's appalling that they did that to the town. I'd move if they tried to take over my home city!
East Grinstead is the infested place in England. Hubbard had his mansion etc there, and it's also the location of a Scientology boarding school called Greenfields School. GMD wanted to send Isabella and Conor there.
On the documentary I saw about Hubbard it said they even attempted to take over a whole nation - Zimbabwe - and convert it to a Scientologist nation. But they didn't get very far before the government of the time kicked them out on their clam asses!
Wah! Can't get CBS news in England!
Will have to wait for screen caps or YouTube!
I just saw her. Not ugly but not really what you'd call a pretty baby at all. And she's VERY small for her age, Dark hair. You can tell they photoshopped her to look better. Kind of droopy Tom-eyes. If they had just shown her when she was born they wouldn't have all the expectation of the most beautiful baby ever, which she is not.
Ok, did Suri look a little Asian in the eyes?? Or was it just me...
Ok, did Suri look a little Asian in the eyes?? Or was it just me...
Janelle | 09.05.06 - 7:15 pm | #
Tom has kind of squinty eyes, we need to see a baby picture of his crazy ass!
I found a picture of Crazy Cruise as a small child.
Does this look anything like the alien child?
http://www.juicyrumors.com/html/...Tom-
Cruise.html
She did look a lttle squinty in the eyes. I hate to admit it but she did look like she could be their baby.
Saw the pics on CBS News. Ugly, sad looking kid. And her hair looked dyed black. Katie did not have any sort of motherly glow. Barf.
snowflake | 09.05.06 - 7:06 pm | #
Lol! Well, what the hell is wrong with America that Scienos (good word, btw) can basically evade taxes, violate human rights, and destroy entire cities?
Where is the ACLU when you REALLY need them?
; )
I should send you a picture of Downtown Clearwater.
It is literally the land that time forgot!
Here's a picture of Suri from the vanity fair website:
http://www.vanityfair.com/magazi...zine/pressroom/
That is NOT a 4-month-old baby.. LOL!
LOL!
i don't know why anyone would post this picture it is so kiddish
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