Ugh. Jessica doesn't have a very impressive track record with men, now does she? Even though this just smacks of opportunism on her part.
oh my god.. beautyplastica and the beast gone fashizzle? this is the kind of news that's just too tuff to hear..
www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
With his newfound pudginess, I bet the relationship ended because Jess refused to tongue-dart his stink-tube.
Hmmm, methinks John made a very narrow and lucky escape. Jessica strikes me as a Melanie Griffith in the making, looking for her pseudo-Banderas.
Is he wearing one of her wigs?
Mayer has to be the ugliest man on Earth. Jessica isn't the most beautiful by far, but Mayer is just disgusting. He looks like Brandon Davis' brother--ugly, greasy, in need of a haircut, etc.
looks @ him in this pic ... they definitely look alike!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessica is a star fucking douche but John, please. You're a fucking c-list hack who couldn't get laid at your own cd release party.
I almost feel sorry for Chestica......she has shit taste in men, except for her hubby she couldn't hold on to, and now even this guy didn't want anyone to know they were humping. That's harsh.
Nah, nevermind, I'm not sorry for her. Stupid cow.
Every time I see him, I want to throw his greasy ass in a tub and hand him some shampoo.
c'mon now....chestica is just making up for time when she was a *cough* virgin *cough*.....
She must regret leaving Nick to do what. Is she that dumb to figure out that guys just want to run in her and bounce.
Maybe John didn't care for the moves that Papa Joe taught Jess in the sack...
Are they making Edward Scissorhands 2?
Maybe Chesti is his Winona.
Poor John Mayer, he's so pale-looking.
Oh no, say it isn't so.
Um.... who cares?
They are both ghastly.
damn you gotta be really depressed if you get dumped by someone as ugly as john meyer.
i think john mayer dumped her because he's a vampire and she is made of plastic.
Kinda hard to dump someone you were never with.
This guy needs some vitamins or a self tanner or something. He just doesn't look healthy.
so that explains why shes been crying on every show lately! i actually did feel kinda bad for her when her public affair special was on, but then i realized I was just tired.
God this guy's ego must be over the top now - he dumped Plastica Simpson, so who's next? Truth be told, he couldn't pull off hooking up with a short fat chick at the Hermosa Beach Pier with that fug face.
my, how the mighty fall.
he looks like shit. His voice is sexy ass hell but that is it.
oops sexy *AS hell. I can't type today.
Why does he have Oprah Winfrey hair?
Who hasn't dumped Jessica? Even Papa Joe done dumped her for Asslee.
It's time to start hittin the bottle girl
John Mayer is so FUGLY! Why the fuck would any self-respecting woman want that frumpy-looking geek?
that broad is becoming damaged goods. that being said i'd stick it in her dumper while holding on to those big fake tits anytime
HE IS FAT... and he prolly smells like fritos and farts.
no way did that fug bitch dump her!!! I dont buy it
ALL of this nonsense is just an excuse to keep their names in the papers and on the internets. I was re-reading this Life and Style from like, TWO WEEKS AGO, with an article proclaiming she was in love with Dane Cook. Papa Joe plants ALL these stories, and it's ALL bullshit.
He smells like gym sweat, patchoulli, cum and pork rinds
I knew I liked John Mayer!!
Who cares anymore...NEXT...
Oh, please, have you heard any of John Meyer's music. I am sure he has no problems with women. Plus, it is a cake walk to get a guy to cut his hair. And, once again, I think skinny people are gross, I love fat people.
I feel very sorry for Jessica Simpson, she will never be able to have a decent relationship until her father drops dead already, then after a few years of therapy, she will be all set.
do not ever believe these " sources ".. sources are just people who are made up so there can be a made up story.. Once they remove the source with a actual name.. than ill actually somewhat believe it.. but for now.. as there are no names.. IM gonna have to say people and us.. magazine.. are full of BULLSHIT!
Right...who gives a flip. However, me thinks he wasn't into golden showers. You know she's infamous for that, non?
She should've kept Nick and told her dad to STFU. I don't think no one else is basically 'love' her like he did.
that lasted like what 2 weeks? haha Poor Jess....
John Mayer is so FUGLY! Why the fuck would any self-respecting woman want that frumpy-looking geek?
MPLS | 09.06.06 - 11:37 am | #
You read my mind.
Except for the part where he's a talentless hack. Just because he has a gravely voice does NOT make him a decent musican. Also the new song I've heard sounds like he's trying a BIT too hard to become as popular as Gavin DeGraw. I hate him with a passion. Talentless, buttass fugly and needs to.... I'll stop there.
Asshole.
Um, is Shirley Temple his grandma?
I really liked JM and even started developing a mild crush on him when he was on Dave Chappelle, but then I saw him with Kanye West on tv boasting about a multi-thousand dollar watch and I was really surprised and turned off. The icing on the "I don't like you in that way" cake was when he was allegedly dating Chestica. Though I'm glad he "allegedly" saw the light.
He looks oddly like Jack White there. He needs to lay off the pancake makeup or get some sun
He needs to stay away from pancakes period. What the fuck has happened to John Mayer. He used to be dorky hot but with the long hair and weight gain he's hit the wall big time.
Holy hell, he looks like Death if Death was preparing for sexual reassignment surgery.
SO desperate Jessica spun this to a 12 because her cd reviews were in the basement. Must have been daddy's idea. Now People & US look like jerks. I didn't think it was true, not a single pic of them. (except that real old one!) Newsflash for Jess, your CD still stinks! She will always, be known for her Chicken of the Sea shit, and that's why she's famous today, for being dumb. Now if she would just realize that & fade away!
John Mayer is pasty, doughy, Muppet-head. BLECH!!!!
The blab in the office is this exact story. Supposedly, John was really upset and had it out with Jessica. Which (total gossip, may not be true) got Papa Smurf up in arms, trying to call John and give him a piece of whats left of his mind.
Total white trash mess up.
LOVE IT!
My husband heard part of her latest single last night and burst out laughing. And he's got shit taste in music too.
lol....i love john mayer....hes just really honest because he doesnt know how to be famous. who could put up with jessica simpson? she is soo annoying and always on...but in the looks department i think jess could do better than john mayer...shes sinking lower and lower hahaha. Nick has moved on with his life...i dont know what jess is doing..
CALLED OUT!!!! LOVE IT!!!
john mayer also took a page from adam levine...he tapped it and then dumped it. smart guy....
EEEWWWW! Pastey!!!
who do i hate more, john mayer or chestica... who is uglier... man these questions could make your head explode
He thought she was a fan then all this crap came out saying they were lovers in private.. Wot T Heck!?
he looks like jack white on a bad day
"Except for the part where he's a talentless hack. Just because he has a gravely voice does NOT make him a decent musican."
No, what makes hima decent musician is his songwriting skills and guitar playing.
Obviously you are either too young or too retarded to understand.
if they both disappeared off the the planet would anyone notice? i wouldn't...
He looks like a Jack White wannabe in that picture. Or else a reject cousin from the Addams Family. Creepy.
Mayer tapped that ass, then left that ass. He was just digging in it before it gets passed around like a blunt at a frat party. The line is already forming around the block.
Gotta say though, Mayer is looking mighty pale these days. He was pretty cute when he first hit the scene, but right now he's in serious need of sunlight.
I'll cut him slack. Like the rest of us, he demonstrated a lapse of good taste. Maybe next time he'll find someone he can have an actual conversation with.
God he grates my last gay nerve! That annoying,cloying drone he chokes out is enough to wish Chestica would lip sync more...G R O S S
John Mayer's music is the soma for the masses. It is Phil Collins, if Phil was edgy.
I'm going to put some on now
Phil, that is
He is soooooo FUG!!!!
Ah,
what a shame, dumped by Mayer, cd debut at #5, where's the Love???
John Mayer looks likes a fat version of that L.A. serial killer known as "The Night Stalker".
Daddy Simpson get jealous again. As long as that man in is her life, she will never have a normal relationship.
John Mayer looks like a tranny. Can I apply that to him?
If this girl is so hard up to have a relationship stick-
Why did she go and dump her husband?
It seems like she's always after a steady, not fun, casual relationships.
Doesn't she need to get the sex out of her system?
HE IS FAT... and he prolly smells like fritos and farts.
dots | 09.06.06 - 11:41 am | #
fritos and farts, hwa ha ha. so funny!
I think he dumped her because her lips were too loose.
Papa Joe done stretched em out.
Well, his right pocket does say "the ugly one" (il brutto). But the other one says "the good one."
I'll take the right pocket to win, Alex!
OMG! It's a good thing Jessica isn't dating John Mayer. He's hedious! I'll be surprised if he doesn't crack the mirror everytime he looks at one.
Methinks that Chestica may be nice to look at naked, but can't suck or fuck for shit. Once she starts opening up that mouth of hers, suitors run for the door.
It ain't easy being sleazy!
John needs a tanning bed NOW!
What a silly young lady.
what an idiot.
This guy is so fug. He reminds me of Rocky (Eric Stoltz' character from Mask). Does anyone else see it?
I've been thinking about him and my sense memory of his music is a Lipton Onion dip and frito fart...
LOL since when does dating John Mayer keep you in the spotlight? Methinks they just spun THAT 2 into an 11.
John Mayer is CRAZY skinny I just saw him last week. Way talented ... Also seriously HOT!!!
I agree is not a great pic
He probably also broke it off because he doesn't want to be in that kind of crazy spotlight, plus frankly it could hurt his rep a bit to be caught up in that kind of high-profile romance,he is a highly-respected serious musician. Plus, he doesn't need the drama! He can get a good-looking girl easily, and keep it low-key. That seemed like a weird union to me anyway, I mean what in the world would they have to talk about, after about one day?
lol ur all 13. john mayer is a legend, if some of u istened to the music he doesn't release u'd see..
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