1st
2nd
The eyes look dead in the photo
ok, so she's seriously gonna have both her spawns have the same b-day, a year apart. How fucking redneck is THAT?!
"It's just that pop-tart flavor mixed with a little bit of jelly roll!"
Nice picture. It makes her look like a white trash lizard with a black wig.
3rd
StoneyBaloney | 09.07.06 - 5:29 pm | #
LMAO
Looks like she's keeping the Wet 'n Wild makeup line in business...
I truly feel sorry for this girl and her kidlings. Kfag can go screw himself though.
11th?
Cheetoh thighs is a USELSS PiLe of BLubber !!!!!!!!!
Who has worse pizza face - Shitney or Cammie?
"you found me pretty once"
"Yeah momma, but you got ugly real fast"
Jbird Fed, has a ring to it.
Guess it could be worse?
not.
above everything else, that gawd-awful hair pisses me off!
My thoughts exactly Suse, Brit-Brit needs proactive.
FUCK! Will i ever be first?? 
what does it feel like to be first?
FUCK! Will i ever be first??
Anonymous | 09.07.06 - 5:41 pm | #
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some day kid; keep reaching for the stars, and one day, you'll get there.
craving ice = anemia
very common problem & really effectively treated. She should get tested, get that cleared up.
Yeah like K-Fed knows what she craves. He wishes she craved bricks of ganga. In Las Vegas. Asshole
Happy Bithday Sean, Jail-Jail, Kevin 1,2,3,4 & Lionel and aw f'it, Happy bithday y'all
Britney's future b-day parties for the kiddies
SHE DOESN'T LOOK THAT LUCKY IF YOU ASK ME...
SHE LOOKS... HUMMM...
TRASH, YEAH, TRASH !!!
Why is she ALWAYS sticking her damn tongue out? Nasty hillbilly.
I hope Fed_ex's mama told him that Brit is chewing ice because her body needs iron.
lil'thinker | 09.07.06 - 5:46 pm
Could definitely be anemia, or could be a vitamin B deficiency. Surprised she's not eating chalk too (another common symptom along with eating ice).
This is the second time I've read about her ice chewing habit. I'm curious why her doctors haven't picked up on it.
She should get tested, get that cleared up.
lil'thinker | 09.07.06 - 5:46 pm | #
She needs to get a lot of things tested!
craving ice = anemia
very common problem & really effectively treated. She should get tested, get that cleared up.
lil'thinker | 09.07.06 - 5:46 pm | #
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SPOT ON lil'thinker BUT it can also be Kidneys OR the combination of both.
I know 1st hand (lucky me) as this happened to me just a few months after my 1st child.
So Brit should get this looked into as i was told by my Docs stress on my kidneys throughtout the pregnancy probably caused my probs.
I don't understand why he would have to ask anyone ANYTHING about pregnancy because this is his 4TH kid! He makes it sound as if this is his first kid and he's never been around a pregnant woman......Never mind - I answered my own question.
I hope K-Fed was told that sucking on ice chips means Brits tubes are crying out to be tied.
Ok, maybe not
craving ice = elevated blood sugar.
When your sugar spikes your body looks for any moisture it can get to "thin" the goopiness of your blood.
Very common in pregnancy is gestational diabetes - considering her usual diet of cheetos, red bull, and frappuchinos, this isn't a stretch either.
lil'thinker | 09.07.06 - 5:46 pm | #
You answered my question before I had the chance to ask it. Thanks, lil'thinker! I knew there may be medical reason why Britney is craving ice chips. 
try early mornin anonymous. 
Brit are ya done yet?!git r done girl!
jen (not the original) | 09.07.06 - 6:19 pm | #
Wow, really? I've never heard of pregnant women chewing (or eating?) chalk before. Interesting.
missm | 09.07.06 - 6:33 pm | #
LMAO
Nurses gave me ice chips when I was popping them out Me n Brit.
Britney and her litter of kids.
Her skin looks like shit because pregancy throws your hormones out of control and some women break out like 15yr old. Her diet isn't helping her cause.
don't understand why he would have to ask anyone ANYTHING about pregnancy because this is his 4TH kid! He makes it sound as if this is his first kid and he's never been around a pregnant woman......Never mind - I answered my own question.
I was thinking the same damn thing. What an ass. I hope his mamma called him one too !
Dang, she looks like she spotted the Marshmallow Man walking down the street. Have you seen how happy she looks when she goes to Taco Bell or eats sundaes?
She craves Bologna and crisco rolls!! She craves Fried twinkies smothered in gritz ya'll!!! Sheesh. Even I know that.
She looks like complete trash. Does she have a stylist anymore?? She really needs one STAT. She has fucking let herself gooooooooooo.
eonline has a post that she's in the hospital having it.
Kfag should just shut the fuck off.
Why is he even invited to talk shows.. or any show for that matter? what's with the world today that make fuckers like kfag a "celebrity"?
I've chewed ice ever since having my daughter. I've been tested for everything, so sometimes it just feels good to eat ice.
With her though - and her (alleged) shitty diet - it's probably a medical issue.
I can't fucking believe Ellen had KTard on her show. She must be getting desperate.
brit is so gross!!!!
here are the reasons why brit-brit is having her kids on the same day a year apart: (1) it's easier for her to remember (see youtube video of brit and kfed where she acts like she doesn't have 2 brain cells to rub together); (2) this way they can have just one party when the money runs out...
Wow, really? I've never heard of pregnant women chewing (or eating?) chalk before. Interesting.
Mama Roux | 09.07.06 - 6:46 pm | #
There's a condition called "pica" that some pregnant women develop if they have a nutritional deficieny, like anemia. If they have pica, they'll eat dirt (yes dirt), chalk, cornstarch, paint, etc. And oddly enough, southern women (like Shitney here) are more likely than others in the US to develop pica.
Dandelion | 09.07.06 - 7:58 pm | #
I studied that last semester, in my pathophysiology class.
On ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT, last night. They were interviewing Eva Longoria. She was chewing gum during the interview and she asked Mark Steines, "Do I look like Britney Spears?"
GO YANKEES 
NFL starts tonight: GO RAIDERS
Why can paris and britney both just die
She looks as though she smells like week old dirty hair, Cover Girl foundation, and Chantily Lace perfume.
StoneyBaloney | 09.07.06 - 5:28 pm | #
I weep for this kid--Jailynn? On top of all this the fact remains that she can't even take care of one kid what is she going to do with two? Making the birthday's the same--on purpose--just lowers this to an all new level. If it happens natually that is different but this is on purpose since remembering two dates is obviously far beyong either Shitney of K-Fed intellect.
imapepper | 09.07.06 - 7:57 pm | #
I agree but that tape is enough to have me hoping mad at the child services. No one who acts like that should be allowed to breed--no one! Then they wonder why there have been so many accidents involving Sean.
Jailynn and the same birth dates--this is an all new low even for Shitney.
Britney looks rough, like total white trash. She seriously needs some pro active for her horrible skin, and a stylist to help her out. She's looking nasty!!
The FIRST thing I noticed when I saw the rumored name of Jailynn for a little girl was the word JAIL at the beginning of it! Is Britney trying to outdo all the other white trash in the white trash department?
Could definitely be anemia, or could be a vitamin B deficiency. Surprised she's not eating chalk too (another common symptom along with eating ice).
That condition, I believe, is called pica. And some pregnant women eat dirt, clay or cigarette ashes (and, no, that's not a joke!)
Sorry, Dandelion! I should read the posts before I post! Yes, it's called pica.
Dang, she looks like she spotted the Marshmallow Man walking down the street. Have you seen how happy she looks when she goes to Taco Bell or eats sundaes?
PrincessSophie | 09.07.06 - 7:36 pm
LOL *pees herself*
Thank you Princess Sophie, for making my day!
Homegirl does NOT look good with dark hair.
PrincessSophie | 09.07.06 - 7:36 pm
That was brilliant! "Y'all wait a second, Ah'm gonna go get me some marshmallers!"
And like I said, Jailynn is not only proof that she can't spell and is stupid, but that she is undeniably pure incurable white trash. This is absolute proof that it isn't an act, it's the real thing -- it may actually be worse than Tammi Lynn/Faye/Mae...
And like others have said, it's (the ice, not the stupid name) is a possible sign of anemia or vitamin deficiency. Does this moron even have prenatal care? Does she have a competant doctor?
In her place, I'd have three on call just to cover all possibilities. Or does she follow the belief that "Keyvin says that his maw didn't need no fancy baby doctors, and Ah don't need none either."
PrincessSophie | 09.07.06 - 7:36 pm
Seven | 09.07.06 - 10:10 pm | #
Stop guys or I'm going to piss myself laughing! 
She craves fried Spam with glazed pineapple rings.
Chased with a 1/2 gallon of chocolate milk.
For desert butterskotch pudding with tuna in it.
is this fly swatting bitch supposed to look sexy in the shot?
why are these people paying attention to kfed?
Her stupid ass, k-fed and their 'belly-fruits' should do an updated version of the "Beverly Hillbillies..." Yeeeee Haaaaaaaw! cue Jug band and banjo
Feed me, Seymore! Feed me ,feed me!
she's hot. she's not white trash, she's hillbilly creole. and she's hot.
PARIS is white trash.
Feed me, Seymore! Feed me ,feed me!
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 09.07.06 - 11:26 pm | #
LOL I love Angus!
You must mention her all time best line:
"Seamoore! The house is on fire!"
LOL why is that so funny?
hah! Long island, stop taking it so personally. This retard has a family, and who are we to fucking comment? Ok, yeah, she's a retard.
And I was worried she was going to saddle the little britlet with the name Aurora Lynne. That would have been way better than Jailynn. Doesn't she know that child is going to be teased, taunted and made into a living joke in every venue of the world?
"Whatcha been doin' Jailynn, jailin'? Are you gonna be jailin' after you get busted agin? Whur's ya daddy this weekend, Jailynn, jailin'?"
It's going to be awful for that kid.
Hookt awn fonicks werked fur her!
At her baby shower she probably had deep-fried Snickers and Twinkies, Sundrop and Jack Daniels Punch, Rotel and Cheez Whiz Dip and Shit on a Shingle (salted canned beef in white cream sauce on toast).
Stoneybaloney | 09.08.06 - 12:09 am | #
LOL how you been Stoney?
mmmmmm-shit on a shinglemmmmmmm
She looks like Ellvis. ha ha
OMG Patty Cake you are KILLING me, ROFL!!!!!
Butterscotch Pudding with Tuna? OMG!
ROFLMAO! *puke*
Whisper, that's pretty horrible. I agree, even the goopy Disney name of "Aurora" would be better than this. At least it brings a classic kids' movie to mind, rather than "jailin', Jailynn" (to quote you).
Dandelion | 09.07.06 - 7:58 pm | #
Hmm, OK. I thought perhaps there was some reason why jen specified chalk. I do know what pica is, though, so I gotcha. Thanks, Dandelion.
Could definitely be anemia, or could be a vitamin B deficiency. Surprised she's not eating chalk too (another common symptom along with eating ice).
This is the second time I've read about her ice chewing habit. I'm curious why her doctors haven't picked up on it.
jen (not the original) | 09.07.06 - 6:19 pm | #
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That's definately an "iron" deficiency.
that pic looks like rosie o'donald trying to give a sex face.
pEREZ..i MEAN PARASITE HILTON. You blew Lindsay and she came in your face. TEAM L.A.P.D.
P.S. Don't be skirt.
rosie O sex face
OMG YES!!
u r a genius..she is she is...Rosie..
Them's some thick eyebrows she's sportin'.
Awww, I hope she's born already. Hope everyones healthy!! good luck Britney! we still love you no matter what
Can't wait to see the baby! Take some time to relax! You still have a year for the next album anyway!!
omg! It was just yesterday Sean was born! And now another one! I hope the baby is born very healthy, I know a lot of people make fun of her, but I hope they give her a break for now
Above all, I hope the child is healthy. I don't like Britney much, but giving life to a human being (wether natural, or c-section) is a beautiful thing no matter who's it is. I hope she and her baby are healthy.
I'll pray for you tonight hun.
Awww, I hope she's born already. Hope everyones healthy!! good luck Britney! we still love you no matter what
aww | 09.08.06 - 3:17 am | #
No we don't
Awww, I hope she's born already. Hope everyones healthy!! good luck Britney! we still love you no matter what
aww | 09.08.06 - 3:17 am | #
No we don't.
Save the girl a name change...just start with Sugartits!
Give shitney a 64 pack of Crayolas and a deep fryer and let her go to town.
"Deep fried ice" reminds me of the fattest thing I've seen in recent months: deep fried mac 'n cheese bites. Maybe this isn't new to everyone...but it's new to me (And, being the savage that I am, I want to try some).
The most Britrashingly delicious food out there is definitely deep fried twinkies, though.
He wouldn't know what a craving was - he wasn't around for his first two kids...and I doubt he was around for SPF cravings...why is he around for this one exactly?
Good Morning all.
I've also read that in addition to the actual HEALTH reasons associated with chewing ice chips, there is another reason: lack of sex.
Lack of nooky is also a cause.
Her first was ugly but then, disappointingly, got all cute. Suri was born pretty. Ich bin zehr curious about what the next Fed-spawn will be. That Japanese princess started touting her baby, big-time throne-inheritor (MALE) and they all expect it to be a boy. So Brit is prbably stoked because she knows it's gonna be a pretty little girl and want's everyone to be surprised. But she's announcing it all and shit because she's super-stoked already and KNOWS it's a pretty girl. You can tell a lot from an ultrasound.
Nic
I don't know how "pretty" the girl will be, considering the BritPig is the mother. Her features scream "white trash". KFuck actually resembles a rat - small, close-set, beady eyes, pointy nose and chin. Ugh.
Actually K-Fed is the more attractive and clever in the trailor trash family.
"Shitney" is so ugly, she should put a bag over her head and disappear, I am really getting sick of these two shitholes..
That's not good. I had the same problem (craving and constantly eating ice) when I was pregnant, and it turned out I was anemic. As soon as I told my doctor about the craving, he had me tested. Where the heck is her doctor?
I don't want to start thinking
how many STD's are floating in the
Spederline oven?..
- gagging -
Those poor children...
Or does she follow the belief that "Keyvin says that his maw didn't need no fancy baby doctors, and Ah don't need none either."
Seven | 09.07.06 - 10:10 pm | #
You know what I think, I believe her trailer trash ashtray of a mother told her "Ah smoked, drank and ate whatever I wanted when I was pregnant and you kids turned out fine." And she takes that as a cue to do whatever the hell she wants.
She's freakin hot....shut up!!!!
Does she have a long tongue? I wonder if she can twist it into a taco shape? "The tongue taco"
voiceofreason | 09.08.06 - 11:00 am | #
Amen, my friend!
Anon | 09.08.06 - 10:36 am | #
I am SO glad I'm not the only one to notice this. I keep hearing people talking about how he's hot physically, and I can only think about those cold, beady little eyes and that he-rat face.
Your features only get more exaggerated with age, so by sixty he's going to have people calling the cops because there's a creepy perv staring at all the pretty girls.
gossiphag | 09.08.06 - 7:48 am | #
Gag! Really, ew! Instant heart attack.
yomamafromweho | 09.08.06 - 9:12 am | #
Maybe it's pretty/lucky, maybe not. I'm kind of dreading her idea of "pretty," considering how this trashy woman goes on TV.
She's got dried cum on her lip.
O I N K ...!
I think he confused "Ice Chips" with "Ice Cream". She probably eats a drum full of Half Baked at every meal.
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