Okay.
uhhhh what a publicity stunt. she's a moron.
if I'm taking one mill worth of jewelry I'm not just gonna throw the shit in a purse..fucking retard.
I'm sure the stress of losing her bag made her dirt-star rather unpleasant to tongue-dart.
seriously though, i was hoping that the contents would "mysteriously" appear in pictures all over the internet and she'd be arrested for carrying drugs over country lines or some shit like that.
can you imagine, hohan and paris being arrested within 24 hours of each other??
WHO CARES YOU FUCKING SLUTTASTIC BITCH?!
you have some ridiculously expensive BAG to hold SHIT and stuff it with ONE MILLION dollars of JEWELRY?!
i couldn't possibly feel sorry for your no-talent fake-titty ass when there are families out there suffering beyond human capacity.
eat shit and die, whore.
What? $1 M of cash or $1M of stuff. If I had a bag full of valuables, I wouldn't let it out of my site. Even an expensive bag with no valuables wouldn't leave my site.
Excuse me, but she is really an ugly sight.
I'd just love to hear the REAL story of how she lost a bag the size and color of Charlie Brown's Great Pumpkin, that just happened to contain a mil in jewelry. Probably never will. I like MK's theory, though.
........aw c'mon Tish, tell us what you really feel...........
welcome back!
I'm sick of these dumb whores casually losing stuff worth what the sum worth of all my assets. Die bitch fucking DIE
Aww, the refreshing words of the Tish...sweet!
Loves it girl, staying long?
that bag is not that important, its that kilo she has in it. and if she doesnt come back to the states with it... its going to be scarface for blohan.
wash her stash still there?
lol
Cunty is worth seven million and she carries a million of it in a bag??
MK, left that shit in the bathroom stall. 
btw, my assests, if I were to DIE. Hmmm, better check out that insurance policy again.
Scared
mishma - i've only got an hour, so i'm getting in as much as i can! 
anyway, hohan, get back on the crack cuz you're looking quite fatty fat...this lull in dicksucking and assfucking is slowing your metabolism.
OK, what fucktard returns a hermes bag with money i'd keep that shit for myself. Who would ever find out?
i think she was so upset because her stash and her strap on's and sex toys, were all in the bag. she dont want them finding the blow up brandon davis doll.
They probably took every thing from the bag and dropped it in the ariport...not realizing that is also worth a hefty chunk of change.
more importantly, this gives me hope that there is perhaps one honorable person left in this miserable world. once they confirm her stash is still there, that is.
good thing that ho' got that bag back, or else she'd have to get back on the stroll to make up what was lost. bitch better have my money.
MK, I agree with you.
GO YANKEES/RAIDERS 
next time blohan should try sticking the coke up her ass, that way she won't have to be bothered with an expensive back to check on the plane....
Damn... I would pay to see a pic of the contents of that bag...
Lots of little foil crumples, dirty tissues, tobacco bits, self-tanner with crust around the opening, Valtrex, and a glass pipe.
So... she's unaccompanied by minders and has a bag full of gems and then obviously just perches it on top of her trolley and looks around about her so that she doesn't notice the theft taking place? She was a lot cleverer in Parentrap!
i think she was so upset because her stash and her strap on's and sex toys, were all in the bag. she dont want them finding the blow up brandon davis doll.
Anonymous | 09.08.06 - 11:32 am | #
Brandon Davis LOOKS like a blow-up doll, one of the fat ones.
Letinstar that wouldn't fly with Blohan I'm sure her anus is far too raw....
They probably took every thing from the bag and dropped it in the ariport...not realizing that is also worth a hefty chunk of change.
Soma | 09.08.06 - 11:34 am | #
U R RIGHT , THEY DUMPED IT IN THE PARKING LOT AND A PASSERBY TURNED IT IN.
and a glass pipe.
MizRo | 09.08.06 - 11:39 am | #
Glass pipes are best for the x-ray machine.
hahahaha
Tish, you are a laff riot today, keep it coming!
I solved the mystery..Pete D took the bag. We all know he can do no wrong in Britan. That bitch will never go to jail!!
She can dry her eyes now, I'm sure that they returned the legal prescription asthma medicine she was so concerned about - as for everything else??????
She can dry her eyes now, I'm sure that they returned the legal prescription asthma medicine she was so concerned about - as for everything else??????
Ufongphyllis-Topcat | 09.08.06 - 11:48 am | #
SHE CAN GET HER MEDS IN THE UK AND THEY ARE MUCH CHEAPER.
I know Mish....
how much longer will we keep reading about her life? it's time for her to crash and burn
http://www.cafepress.com/lindsayspurse
SHITNEY IS ABOUT TO DROP THE FEDERCHUNK #2. SHE IS AT CEDARS SINAI THIS VERY MINUTE.
GRACIAS A DIOS!
Smells like a publicity stunt. Wonder what the person got in return.
Maybe I shouldn't have asked that.
GET YR CHEETOS READY FOR THE CELEBRATION!!!!
OXA
Yeah, I tend to favor Lindsay over Paris these days (if I HAD to choose), but I wouldnt' trust what any of these kids are saying. I just read in one of her friends' my space accounts, that she called the producers and the president of that movie studio that yelled at her "cunts" because they reprimanded her. These brats are very spoiled and immature. I wouldn't be surprised if their 'posse' are doing these things to keep them in the news. Also, on Brandon Davis' my space, him and this other stupid moron can't stop talking about the whole 'firecrotch' thing. They pat themselves on the back like they are geniuses or something. Give me a break, grow up already dumbasses.
I couldn't sleep at all last night...stayed up with my rosary beads.
OH shit, I said beads. Where's Gary?
Anon, is this true? Is it time to break out the Pabst and pork rinds? How did ya find out?
It seems like you'd be more responsible with your purse if it cost 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!
My money's on "The Sun" being who found it. Expect a 2 page splash tomorrow on the contents of Blohan's crack sack. (That sounds like I could be talking about her fachina)
Tang: I wish all those trust-fund, wealthy-for-no-other-reason-than- family, brats could be forced to work for their money. Idle hands and all that shit....
This Fat COKED UP SLUT had pictures of her sucking her b-f's dick in her bag and her stash of blow.
That girl is the FATTEST, MOST BORING, DUMBEST WHORE in the 'wood.
That FRECKLED FREAK is a disgusting tranny wreck.
She is an UGLY FRECKLED FREAK. who looks like a cracked out man.
GET YR CHEETOS READY FOR THE CELEBRATION!!!!
OXA
Anonymous | 09.08.06 - 11:55 am | #
I couldn't give a rat's fuzzy nut sack about the latest Cletus fetus.
I was really hoping we'd get to see her shit on eBay. Goddamn those meddling kids.
This UGLY, BORING, NO-TALENT CUM RECEPTACLE needs to go away.
Her Movies SUCK.
I mean she is terrible.
AND THOSE FUCKING FRECKLES. OH MY GOD!!!
WHAT A FUCKING FREAK.
AND SHE IS SO FUCKING STUPID.
Poor thing. She is obviously going to crash and burn to never be heard from again.
It's really a shame.
Anon, is this true? Is it time to break out the Pabst and pork rinds? How did ya find out?
mishma | 09.08.06 - 11:58 am | #
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GOT A FRIEND THAT WORKS THERE.
Sadie, you go girl!
This UGLY Bitche needs to get out of our faces.
She LOOKS LIKE A FREAK!! AND SHE IS FAT AS FUCK!
GET YR CHEETOS READY FOR THE CELEBRATION!!!!
OXA
Anonymous | 09.08.06 - 11:55 am | #
I couldn't give a rat's fuzzy nut sack about the latest Cletus fetus.
TiredOldWhore | 09.08.06 - 12:04 pm | #
ARE YOU SAYING U CANT WAIT FOR THE PICTURES TO OVERSHADOW THE SURI.
GET YR CHEETOS READY FOR THE CELEBRATION!!!!
OXA
Anonymous | 09.08.06 - 11:55 am | #
I couldn't give a rat's fuzzy nut sack about the latest Cletus fetus.
TiredOldWhore | 09.08.06 - 12:04 pm | #
ARE YOU SAYING U CANT WAIT FOR THE PICTURES TO OVERSHADOW THE SURI.
I am excited, anon. Tom C is gonna be PISSED
THE FAT FRECKLED FREAK NEEDS TO MAKE NO MORE MOVIES.
HER MOVIES SUCK. AND SHE IS AN UGLY, FAT, FRECKLED FREAK
Anonymous | 09.08.06 - 12:09 pm | #
I don't care about the SuriBot 3000 either, actually.
I don't need to see more pics of Shitney dropping another baby. And Tom Cruise makes my nether regions dry.
I am excited, anon. Tom C is gonna be PISSED
mishma | 09.08.06 - 12:11 pm | #
;YEAH AN KFUCK REALLY DID SPERM 4 KIDS
Sadie | 09.08.06 - 12:07 pm | #
Well damn Sadie, don't hold back, tell us how you really feel!
I heard Britney is going to keep her baby HIDDEN for 5 months so she can have a V.F. cover for JAIL and even more anticipation than SURI.
I've heard Britney can't fucking stand Suri.
Tang: I wish all those trust-fund, wealthy-for-no-other-reason-than- family, brats could be forced to work for their money. Idle hands and all that shit....
MizRo | 09.08.06 - 12:00 pm | #
Well, if the result is Lindsay, it's not much of an improvement at all....
Anyway, I bet MK is right about the bathroom thing. Normal people leave all kinds of stuff in a bathroom -- cell phones, library books, neckties -- so a girl who's just snorted a few lines off the toilet is definitely going to forget her pourse.
I don't need to see more pics of Shitney dropping another baby. And Tom Cruise makes my nether regions dry.
TiredOldWhore | 09.08.06 - 12:15 pm | # LMAO. I CANT WAIT FOR HER TO DROP THIS ONE ON ITS HEAD OR TAKE IT FOR A SPIN IN A CONVERTIBLE.
wow all these assholes vying for attention, suri cruise pictures come out, twat hilton can't stand not to be in the cnter of attention, so swerves her fucking car so she gets arested. blohan thinks, damn what can i do, and this is waht she comes up with. fucking pathetic.
I heard Britney is going to keep her baby HIDDEN for 5 months so she can have a V.F. cover for JAIL and even more anticipation than SURI.
I've heard Britney can't fucking stand Suri.
Bob Dole | 09.08.06 - 12:16 pm | #
MORE LIKE 5 MINS AND ON THE COVER OF COUSINS THAT BREED
Yes, I think we have no doubts about the girl cheeto's parentage, anon.
wow all these assholes vying for attention, suri cruise pictures come out, twat hilton can't stand not to be in the cnter of attention, so swerves her fucking car so she gets arested. blohan thinks, damn what can i do, and this is waht she comes up with. fucking pathetic.
chin chin | 09.08.06 - 12:17 pm | # DO YA THINK MICHAEL JACKSON IS GOING TO COME OUT AND TOP THEM ALL?
Meramari wins for most hilarious post.
I hate Lohan more than ever now. I lost my wallet earlier this week and a very nice man found it and returned it to me. (Yes, I gave him a $20 Starbucks gift card as a reward because he wouldn't take anything else as a thank you, and I don't give blowjobs anymore, ask my husband). Anyway, I was thinking that it was the good karma I try to spread in deed while I'm not trashing celebs in my free time. Which prompts me to ask WHAT HAS LOHAN DONE TO DESERVE THE RETURN OF HER SPENDY BIRKIN AND DRUG STASH?
WHAT HAS LOHAN DONE TO DESERVE THE RETURN OF HER SPENDY BIRKIN AND DRUG STASH?
Hekki | 09.08.06 - 12:21 pm | #
SWEET FUCK ALL, I DOUBT SHE WILL GET THE JEWELS BACK. HEATHROW IS CALLED THIEFROW BY THE LOCALS.
AN SHE WAS STUPID FOR TAKIN HER EYES OFF THE BAG FOR A SECOND, LET ALONE PUTIT ON TOP OF THE LUGGAGE CART.
This girl is so disgusting.
Question:
What do Britney, Suri, Lindsey, Paris and Jessica all have in common?
A: They are all RETARDED SLUTS.
Suri is a retarded slut?
Jesus Christ, Talking about a baby like that.
Someone made a comment elsewhere (I forget where, forgive me) that they have surveillance cameras all over London so they must have vid of who took it. That's a verrry good point. Hmmm.
That FAT COKED UP, RETARDED LYING SLUT.
She and her people think we are stupid and we might be because we are talking about her.
She obviously made this up for more attention.
She is Such a DISGUSTING PERSON.
SHE IS AN UGLY, FAAAAAT, FRECKLED FREAK.
WTF--you can't be bothered to carry your own purse thru the airport?
Whew....
I, am like so RELEAVED!
Couldn't sleep last night, just tossed and turned think'n of poor, poor Linsay.
Gosh, what a rough life she has!
Oh well, guess she can get into her swimsuit now...
Sounds like a PR stunt to me. She probably did this since Paris was in the news and she wasn't.
I'm sure the million dollars worth of jewels was borrowed so Blohan was shitting herself. Bitch shouldn't allowed to have a Birkin bag, they're for classy broads. It always amazes me how fast the cops work for celebs. They don't even attempt find lost children this fast!
Oh CMON...I'm yelling!!! NO WAY
so this was all bullshit??
Yeah right the bag came back???!!!
I am going to puke.
NO WAY
FAT ASS PATHETIC FRECKLED FREAK
Someone, I need a hug......
My 8 yr old brought home a first week of school thing they fill out to get to know each other, and she listed Lindsay Lohan as her favorite movie star.
I must have been very bad in a past life.
***YOU'RE INVITED***
WHAT: MILLION DOLLAR COKE PARTY
WHEN: TONIGHT!!!
WHERE: WHEREVER LINDSAY IS.
***IT'S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES!***
I have to credit Chappelle's show for those references. ((sigh)) I miss that dude...
ha ha
hugs tired old whore..
its just a faze..she'll be blogging on dlisted in no time.
xoxo
patty cake | Homepage | 09.08.06 - 2:53 pm | #
LMAO!!!! Oh I hope not, then I'd have to find a new hang-out!
Oh no, Tired, you gotta nip that shit in the butt now before she stops wearing undies to school and telling her friends to call her firecrotch.
Orange Birkin's are soooooo 2004. Love to have the gak, tho, that was likely inside.... I mean, the "asthma medicine."
Parisite did it!
I'm guessing homegirl was high as a kite and left that shit in the bathroom stall.
Yup, that sounds just about right.
How can anybody be such a shit-headed?
Boo Hoo... My Hermes bag (that is worth several thousands of dollars) was stolen with my million dollar jewels. Girl, next time pay attention to what you are doing.
I'm sure she was very relieved to get her diamond encrusted crack pipe back.
Anything for attention........and why carry $1 million around?????
Karma dropped the ball on that one.
If I ever meet this bitch in person...I'm gonna mug her.
wonder if she had an assistant steal the jewels and then find the bag in the parking lot later...can you say "insurance fraud"?
if she is worth 7 mil, that means she probably has like 3 mil cash and the rest is investments/property. 1 mil would be a nice chunk of change for her.
Seriously, it's not only a slow day in the news room, but a sad state the world is in, when one of the day's major news headlines is about Lindsay Lohan's handbag.That is all.
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It has already been said, I will say it again, what a dumb ass. I would not even carry around $500 in cash let alone a million dollars in jewels. I am so sick of her dumb ass.
"i couldn't possibly feel sorry for your no-talent fake-titty ass when there are families out there suffering beyond human capacity.
eat shit and die, whore.
Morticia"
I love you, Morticia.
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