So. Sick. Of. Her.
i love that in the 3rd picture she looks REALLY FAT. LOVE IT!!!
her thigh looks like my entire body...now i know it's the angle and blah blah blah - but i just know it will make her cry when she sees the pic...and that makes me smile.
I meant 4th picture...
in the first pic she looks like she has not slept for days, major bags under her eyes. but then again, i wouldn't have either if i was arrested for DUI.
Why is it, that when she dances, she always has to raise her hands up. Oh and yeah she can't dance to save her album. Her body contorts in different directions. It's so hilarious. But yeah she does look semi normal in black in white, wonky eyed and everything! I still get a kick out that!
http://thumbsnap.com/v/vxL4kG7e.jpg
Here's another picture of Paris.
Skank is a skank is a skank is a skank.Because its B&W dont take the stigma of catching eye-syphillis away.
most people look good in black and white...it tends to tone down the unfortunate aspects of your face/body and accentuates the positive...
that being said...i still hate her!
Why am I getting delicious pleasure hearing that her cd is doing so awful?
The money is in movies, not music.
This thing is on the way out.
If the album doesn't make anything beyond the chart positioning and placement that she can buy it should all wind down soon.
She is a cameo at best.
Only a desperate "carpet and chrome" type joint would ever bother with this schmaltz.
Go back to burger ads!
She dances like Elaine on Seinfield.
correct | 09.10.06 - 1:56 pm | #
your right!...her album, even if it did well which it isn't, would amount to much anyway, cause she refused to go on tour to promote it...and we ALL know its because she CAN'T SING!
...just another case of greedy producers thinking to make more money off the little people by putting out substandard crap...i hope they lost a lot of money making her album...
A piece of shit can look timeless and romantic in black and white.
B&W doesnt do anything for her or her wonky eye
testing
yay, it wurked
B&W doesnt do anything for her or her wonky eye
j | 09.10.06 - 2:03 pm | #
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lol
No comment on Parasite until she does some real charity work and not just free BJ.
correct has it dead on! Unfortunately the entertainment industry has been so degraded by all the losers that have slimed their way in over the last decade that no-talent sluts like Paris Hilton are considered important.
She needs to do commercials for condoms, bugspray, and herpes meds. Seriously!
Whores are so NOT HOT. 
Is that her sister in the second picture pointing at that dude? What's going on there?
...i hope they lost a lot of money making her album...
nia | 09.10.06 - 2:02 pm | #
Didn't she create her own record label to put out this piece of crap? I hope her family is losing money on this.
Why am I getting delicious pleasure hearing that her cd is doing so awful?
TellMeMore | 09.10.06 - 1:55 pm | #
You're not the only one 
Wow its return of the Jizz Gobbler. Oh no she didn't.
Paris has man feet!
Wonky I like your name.
You think this pig could stay home sometime?
She is a shameless whore in every way, shape, & form... From media-whore to open-legged twat whore.
If that were my daughter, Id' slap her till she bled. Wait a minute,
I'll do that anyway.
I thought she looked fat too!!!! She needs to go away-
i disagree. maybe these were taken in b&w to make her look more "sophisticated" but it only seems to bring out her soullessness even more, if you can believe that.
The wonk abides...
Even in black and white. My eyes were instantly drawn to it in the 1st pic.
She dances like Elaine on Seinfield.
coochie mama | 09.10.06 - 1:59 pm | #
Ahaha, you're right!
A piece of shit can look timeless and romantic in black and white.
mishma | 09.10.06 - 2:03 pm | #
Hey Mama! Happy Sunday to you!
Who is Nic-Nac yelling at in that 2nd pic? She's even thrusting her finger at him!
lisamaire rubenstien wilson, how did you come up with your name?
Is it wrong to want Paris to die? I do not to confess or anything? I mean I don't bring out the voodoo doll much anymore. Well, ok I can't because I blew it up, but yet she lives on. I am very frustrated.
Hey all! Halftime check-in...
Paris is doing her patented "Smell My Pits" dance!
A piece of shit can look timeless and romantic in black and white.
mishma
Can't do the same for Paris. She still looks souless and about a week past her expiration date.
Hey Miz-slap her one for me!
OK, the DH is bellowing to get back upstairs for the 2nd half of the Eagles game.
Nice to break out the McNabb jersey!Later bitches!
Hey Deb!! Hey LA!!
Have a good day ladies... WHATEVER you're doing!
Don't worry Deb - if I was to get my hands on her, I'd be jailed. Enjoy your game!
It worries me that I loathe someone so thoroughly and so vehemently without REALLY knowing her!
Um, no, it doesn't REALLY worry me: it's justified when I hear my 9 year-old-nephew say she's "cool".
Doesn't that chick realize her opportunites result from her wealth/celebrity, idiocy and skinniness instead of talent?!?
And please don't let this bitch piss and moan about being robbed when she doesn't get a Grammy.
RICHARD BRANSON PUTS HERPES HILTON IN HER PLACE:
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was left nursing a bruised ego last night after falling victim to an elaborate practical joke set up by Richard Branson at his son's spectacular 21st birthday party.
Paris had asked if she could come to the Mad Hatter-themed bash dressed as Alice in Wonderland - guaranteeing her a starring role.
But when the Virgin tycoon found out, he secretly ordered that all 60 waitresses at the event should also wear Alice costumes - and he rubbed salt into Paris's wounds when she arrived by deliberately mistaking her for one of the serving staff and asking her to serve him a drink.
A Virgin insider said: "It was one hell of a party. Paris found herself looking more like Tweedledum as she was surrounded by dozens of other Alices."
The prank comes in a humbling week for 25-year-old socialite Paris. On Thursday she was arrested in Hollywood for drink-driving and was held in a police cell for almost two hours.
Source: The Mail on Sunday
I LOVE IT, Narc!
Seriously, if true, it gladdens my heart to hear that her end is nigh!
give it up parisite.. no one thinks your diseases are sexy
Sascha, my sweet!! Where's the banana hammock?
*second-guessing* ??
No she doesn't.
still can see wonky eye..she is a skank
bitch is so skank even the skankazoids banned her from skankotic city. "don't forget to bring your juke box money!"
Um, someone needs to shoot her with a tranquilizer dart and put her back in the holding pen.. I think she's ready to mate.
This bitch is at every party in the world. Now she has become a complete joke , and probably served the requested drink. Perhaps being a waitress is her calling, like one of those old train car burger joints.
Hahaha, Strap, skanks fear her as she has so much skankiness that it would ecplipse the other skanks and blind them with it's radioactive skankheat. When herpes have the power to pulsate, reproduce and glow in the dark, that's when you know you have reached true, alpha skank
Methinks Paris is almost over. When Perez dumps her for the Simpsons her time is officially up.
IS she seriously spread eagle on top of the bar? No one snapped a vadge shot? Who am I kidding, no one is even phased by it anymore. It's not a successful night out if someone doesn't see your hoo haa, right?
ALL SHOOK UP- You are so correct! The bitch should have a waitress job, or two or THREE! Take away her $ and make this jackass work her ass off like the rest of us...
to get through college
to put food on the table for our families
to keep the lights on and the water going in our homes
to feed our kids
etc... blah blah.. you get my drift!
Okay, I'm off of the soap box now... but really... she is really just one big worthless, oozing, overstuffed and oversized cunt on life support.
No redeeming value whatsoever! Except maybe for Monistat and Valtrex stock!
NO MORE ABOUT PARISITE HITLON MICHAEL K!!!!!!!
perez is kissing her ass enough already!
these look like scenes from a beer ad.
Proof positive that black and white photography makes everyone look better.
KILL HER, SHOOT HER, BLOW HER UP, SOMEONE GET RID OF THAT WHORE!!
Why did they let her stank ass up in Pure?? That's a really nice upscale club. They have these whole white theme with these beds and couche. betcha after Paris walked out there and they had 2 change their name. What's going on Pure first u let Kevin film his stupid video and now Paris? Please stop letting random ppl up in there
You know, Paris looks really pretty 0.000000005% of the time when she isn't acting like a whore. When will this bitch stop spreading STDs around? The world would be a much safer place.
Wouldn't it be something if she broke out in bunches of zits under her arms? She'd have to learn to dance!
I just grossed myself out.
Wow, look at her giving her adoring fans what they want, an open mouth.
"Paris, Paris, I love you! Suck my dick Paris!" "Suck mine, Paris, suck mine too!" "Do me Paris, do me!" "Snowball me Paris!" "Yes, yes I love you all! I'll suck all of your dicks, you're all hot!"
THIS IS STRIPING SHE IS STRIPINJG AND HER PAGAMA IS POINE SHOWING TO TEH CROWD HER PRVAT
I SMELL POOP COPPER POOP
Enough whith this chick I'm sick of seeing her and hearing her name... There is such a thing as too much exposure.
Nice try, Parasite. Your album is sinking, sinking...
It's the beginning of the end, ho.
Lol plagarise much?
Credit the shooter and pay the cash man.
Scum like you make being a photogrpaher 20times harder ya know that
and where'd you get these photos, mate?
do you have a license for them?
guess the legal department will have to start looking at your site now.
gave you a chance ... you ignored, mate.
Please Paris, your album has tanked...that is truly the sign you can now go away!
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Stealing photos like that... Shame..
she must have been pulling 100 dolllar bills out of her chocha and handing it out to get those people to swarm around her with their hands in the air in pic #4. either that or they were drowning.
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Holy wonky eye, Batman!
Holy wonky eye, Batman!
Azraelle | 09.10.06 - 11:47 pm | #
Very funny.
are these taken before or after she blew the entire police department?
Hey fuck head.. im sure chris wouldnt have offered up the courtesy of his images to a fucking bunch of wankers as yourself.. how bout taking your own pics.. or can you not get into those clubs..
fox - he offered a link. so fuck off.
That bar she is sitting upon?
It now has an STD.
yeah, whats up with the Lisa Kudrow/Phoebe freinds dance that she does in every shot..the oh my god you are so oh oh oh arms in the air smelling my pits shoulder shirking???
Get a damn new pose and quit standing pidgeon toed too..
She need that walking coach on Americas Top Model
whoever shot these is a decent photog...but yeah B&W is very flattering and forgiving.
The anti whore setting didnt work on his Leica though.
Why dont you just go and take your own photos you vile little fuck. what's that? too ugly to get into these clubs? no surprise there. ugly by sight and ugly by nature.
claiming licence of shots with a courtesy line is bullshit. I hope Chris's lawyers ream you with barbed wire till you bleed from the ears.
Has it occurred to anyone that these photos are, by any moral and legal equation, stolen? The fact that the law (probably) won't allow any meaningful consequence to the theft doesn't stop it from being illegal, immoral and plain tacky.
Even more tacky than the subject?
Even more tacky that calling someone who has legs (almost) large enough to stand on "fat". That comment, alone, is enough to get me re-reading Susan Faludi and Naomi Wolf (in her earlier days). Now that is really, really tacky! Not to mention scary.
And scum-boy(girl/hermaphrodite) who stole the photos should hope I'm right that there's no legal way to make sh/h/it suffer any financial consequence.
...Mike
disgusting
the black and white color pics don't help her big ugly hooked nose any.
Bitch can't sing cause she's always choking on manglue.
Paris Pulls a Lohan on "Bottoms"
The Hollywood nightlife continues to take its toll on starlets and their punctuality. Simona Fusco, one of the co-star's of Paris Hilton's latest film, the straight-to-DVD "Bottoms Up," which arrives tomorrow, tells Page Six that Paris was "always late on the set ... By the time Paris finally showed up, she was usually coming from a party ... Not only does she show up late, but on top of it she didn't have her lines ready to go." But what of Paris' actual acting chops, Simona? "I don't think there's any talent there."
Remember when her sex tape came out and she stayed in for awhile and didn't come out of her house? She needs to do that again. Things are not getting better for her...
Who gives a rat's ass where the photos came from? He gave you credit, no go crawl back in your hole...
That Branson prank is amazing! Didn't Ricky Gervais tell her he didn't recognize her without a cock in her mouth? Just two more reasons to luv the Brits . .
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