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Congrats.
I can barely stomach the site of this twink anymore. He should crawl up into some dude's ass pipe and live happily ever after.
Awww, they got back together. Toothy and Crisp Lisp will NEVER be able to part. 
I like Jake with guys better than girls for some reason, anyway. He looks more natural and in love when he's being honest with himself.
jake is so boring, not even cute.
I guess Kiki Dunst can't be feeling too good about her sexuality these days. She must've wondered why she always woke up with a shredded tarhole after spending the night with Flakie. Now you know, dear.
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at some point the constant speculation of two people getting it on because they are photographed together just really becomes obnoxious. i guess no one is able to have friends of either sex when they are famous. female, they are screwing her, male, they are definitely screwing him. why doesn't everyone in the world get together for a huge orgy and just get it over with.
who is this Austin guy?
B o r i n g......
Press the snooze button on this one..
why can't they quit each other?
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I'd like to be in their sandwich!
Johnny Deeper.
Is he screwing Chris the chef, Lance and Matt too?? Geez. The spin was always that there must be something going on because they haven't been seen photographed together, well that theory is wrong. Chris, Matt, Lance, Peter, Austin, Mark, Ryan, etc... Well you get the point.
BTW: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
maybe kiki gives them tips on places to have sex in order to "spice" things up?
why doesn't everyone in the world get together for a huge orgy and just get it over with.
design_officer |
too funny!
LOHAN'S LOVER LOSES IT
EXCLUSIVE Harry hits the roof after Lindsay spends night flirting with DJ
Eva Simpson & Caroline HedleyIT sounds like there's trouble in paradise for lovebirds Lindsay Lohan and boyfriend Harry Morton.
Professional partygoer Lindsay, who does the odd bit of acting in her spare time, had a furious bust up with Harry after he tired of her flirting with a DJ at a bash on Sunday night.
The pair had been invited to swanky Cliveden House, in Berks, by owner Andrew Davis and spent most of the night in a tent sent up by hip London club Boujis.
But while Harry, 25, mingled with revellers, wild US star Lindsay, 20, only had eyes for one person - DJ Sam Young who, guests say, she was "all over like a rash".
Unsurprisingly, boyfriend of two months Harry - whose billionaire father Peter is the co-founder of the Hard Rock Cafˇ - wasn't impressed.
He told the Herbie Fully Loaded star off for "not paying him enough attention" while she hit back, telling him that he had to stop "being so insecure".
A stunned partygoer reveals: "When they arrived at the bash, they were chatting to everyone. But once in the Boujis tent, Lindsay made a beeline for Sam.
"She soon got carried away and she and Sam ended up DJing together. Then she began stroking his back and being really playful. At one stage, they even swapped numbers!" Meanwhile, Harry had a face like thunder.
"He kept trying to drag her away," says a fellow reveller. "In the end, Lindsay got so fed up with him that she went out to the balcony, had a blazing row and gave him a mouthful... then she went back to flirting with Sam."
Poor Harry. The hapless heir is trying to be a calming influence on Lindsay - who has been linked to Colin Farrell, Ryan Adams and McFly's Harry Judd - but things seem to be going from bad to worse.
Last week, she lost a bag containing £530,000 worth of jewellery at Heathrow, although it later turned up in the car park. Then she had to be helped out of London's Cuckoo Club after apparently enjoying herself a little too much.
Let's hope she and Harry make it to their three-month anniversary!
Jake seems like a boring guy.
Two guys walking down the street drinking coffee. Oh, the humanity!
design_officer, that's why we are here. To constantly 'speculate.'
Anonymous | 09.12.06 - 10:13 am | #
He needs to dump her. Why put up with it?
Blo is going to blow it with Harry. 
She is too young to settle down right now. She just wants to party.
Michael K, you are an asshole. Leave Jake alone already. As a gay man you are a disgrace and karma is a bitch! Hope it comes back to you in spades.
MK WISHES Jakey was gay!!
It's pathetic that so many gay guys wanna force Jake to be gay. Get over it, MK.
I do question his taste in women though. Kiki? She's moon faced and snaggle toothed.
i like jake, think he's got the cutest smile and who is that guy he's with anyway. jake is pretty damned tall and this guy is event aller than he is. hell, tell kiki i'll take jake and i won't be bored *sigh*
Well, I don't think coke addicts (LL) are very good at maintaining stable relationships for very long, knowhatimsayin?
i luv jake.
Jake bores me to tears....
NOW, Harry & Lindsay are making for some delicous scuttlebutt!!! I want pics of this DJ Sam or whatever....
Why is Jake always accused of being gay? Are people getting him confused with a role he played in a movie or have I missed something? Gay or straight, I still love me some Jake.
Sounds like there are some people here who have never head the legend of Toothy Tile.
Looks like Jake and Austin got matching haircuts in West Hollywood.
Toothy Tile? Please, enlighten me.
Re: Toothy. Oh, LA. SO many newcomers, so little time!! 
This guy is Jake's gay lover. Its very obvious. People on this site have been wondering its not Natalie Portman, and its not all the other girls the media say he is with. Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and Austin is his homosexual lover. Its obvious these two are in love and I think they shouldn't hide it anymore. Look how happy Lance Bass and Reichen are. Just come out damn it!!!!
Autin is wearing the same ring he wore when he was with Jake at the Lakers game. I wonder who gave him the ring. I hear it was the ring someone wore in Brokeback.
They're obviously a couple. They have the same haircut.
I don't know why people are getting mad at Michael K. If you've paid attention to this WEBSITE. You would know that in April Michael had posted that someone told him Jake was coming out. The NY Daily News went to this BLOG and actually contacted Jake's PR team. Next, Austin Nichols VANISHED for FIVE MONTHS. Have you not paid attention to the PR spin by Jake's PR team. We know he's not fucking Matt or Lance they are his PALS. However, this guy Austin Nichols is NOT just Jake's friend he is in fact Jake's lover.
People need to pay attention more this is a gossip site. LET US GOSSIP.
I am rather surprised at the Gyllenhaal family.
They are "supposedly" so urbane and cool about everything that it is surprising that they allow him to stay in the closet.
Good to see the boys together again.
personally, i think jakey should go with the one who has the biggest penis..and since kiki has a 7 incher, that's the way jakey should go....
A straight man does not look at another man that way... he really probably did mistake Kiki for a man. Does anyone know if this Austin guy is out?
Yes thanks for pointing this out. Austin is wearing the EXACT same ring that was in Brokeback Mountain he NEVER goes anywhere without it!
Austin and Jake have been on the DL for a while. Ted Cassanlanca has made it very clear that Austin and Jake are indeed a couple. I don't know why people think its impossible for male actors to be gay in Hollywood? I mean look at John Travolta? And please do not tell me he was just kissing a friend. The man's eyes were closed, he puckered up and made out with another man by his PRIVATE JET. John didn't think anyone would see. Now Jake hasn't been that obvious yet. But its clear to any gossip blogger that Jake is trying to HIDE his relationship with Austin. No Austin and Jake haven't kissed yet or showed PDA in public. However, they are supposed to be best friends and they done a great job at trying to hide their romance.
Man, some people on here need to get a life and stop reading celebrity blogs all day.
Fuck off, dorian gray. Why don't you get off your high horse because you were GOSSIPING BACK IN APRIL. By the way, that's a really cool brag, too (that's sarcasm there, babe). Gossip away, you twat.
Amen, Lark
Jake & Austin make a cute couple.
I think its cool that Jake and Austin are back together. If society was a bit more open minded maybe they would come out. I applaud lance Bass for coming out I thought that was great. It would be cool if Jake and Austin just came out of the closet as well.
LA - Aren't their matching haircuts lovely?
The legend of Toothy Tile, I love you!
Jake is disgusting whether he's gay or not. I HATE the bicycle guy look, with the little banan helmut, the spandex shorts, and the clickity-clack shoes. What a twink! Gain some weight & look like a real man, Jake, then maybe people would think you're gay.
Ann, your post is disgusting. I agree Lark and Troy's Mom
It's so funny how some girls on here are all over Jake and as soon as there's any notion of gayness you get nasty about him; he's ugly, he's boring, etc, ad nauseum.
Grow. UP. You are the reason many actors have to stay in closets. They have to do it to suit people like YOU. Let them have their lives, if they're gay or bi or just friends with benefits so what? It's Jake's life. If he's with Austin then they make a great couple, if not, then there's nothing to bitch about is there?
Bunch of tarts some of you.
Then I forget that this blog (for all it's gay angles) sadly attracts more homophobes, lunatics and asshats than ordinary blog watchers.
When 'Ann' is bitching about 'real men' she has the ignorance to post on a gay man's blog.
You know nothing about men, you silly tart.
The fangirls can get mad all they want. They just hate to think a hot actor can be gay. But the truth is tons of hot actors are gay in Hollywood and Jake is one of them and Austin is another one. Austin keeps on wearing that gay ass ring though from the Brokeback Mountain set. They dress act, they wear each other's clothes. Notice when Jake is with Matt or Lance seems more "comfortable" as though he has nothing to hide. Whenever Jake's with Austin it seems like he's trying to hide their love.
There are tons of gay actors in Hollywood and this Jake and Austin game love story isn't new. Its been around for a while. Even the tabloid media are afraid to touch the story for fear of being being sued. Only a few media outlets have talked about this story.
You go 'stfu astronomers'!!
Well said.
And Jake is adorable as a gay guy.
Dorian Gray, you silly queen! That is not the ring from BBM, they are not wearing the same clothes either. You are stretching it a bit aren't you? Just friends, if it were more they would be in hiding. Wishful thinking and BTW if you believe that then Jake is cheating if you believe the stuff coming out of TX now (He is still there with Matt and Lance, these pics are from last week!!
They make a much more handsome couple than that Lance and Matthew (attention whores)
Bottom line, gay or straight, I still think he's adorable.
Austin got that ring from a bubblegum machine.
If MK wants Jake gay then so do I!!
I just want MK to be happy.
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MizRo, Ryan - Word!
At the risk of pimping my own site, here's a synopsis of The Legend of Toothy Tile for the uninitiated:
http://soleilani.blogspot.com/20...e-
critical.html
Gay, straight?? Who cares. ??
Jake made it and you didn't.
Get over it.
HEHEHEHEHHE....Butt Puppets!
LA - Your Critical Analysis is an important read for those who are ignorant of Toothy Tile. When I first read it months ago, I was impressed with the detail and evidence you posted! A must read
Jake's lovely and it's so sad that he and Kiki broke up still liking each other.
They could at least wear different shirts. I know many gay couples who dress alike just like these pictures!
Since when is wearing white t-shirts cosidered dressing alike? Isn't that pretty much standard wear for guys that age? You really are reaching aren't you?
Thanks, Ryan. I think the photos speak for themselves, especially when you put them all together! 
Awww, nice to see them again. I thought Austin fell off the face of the earth!!
Can't the guy have a friend, for Christ???
Love how they're trying to keep the "hey, we're not gay" distance between them when they walk. Still, the tension and chemistry between them is undeniable. Jake just wishes they could hold hands.
I'm a body language expert y'all and I sees it all!
This is going to sound paranoid but I used to work in public relations. Yesterday people were asking why the old Kiki-Jake public sex article came up. This is why, so these two could go out in public again with a mild CYA.
oh my god not this again. Spare me. We've moved on...
"They're wearing the same shirt"??
Damn, I have at least 20 white t-shirts and wear them almost every day.
And most of the young dudes I see are wearing them too.
They're all gay!!
Hey 8:14PM: But these pictures are from last week! They are dated 9/5, The old Kiki crap came out this week! If anything it would have been released during the whole Jake/Matt/Lance crap which is starting up again as we speak!!
if you're not in his bed, then go on ahead ... to each his own ... go 'head jake
Jake is not gay. Believe me.
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