NASTY!!!!
second! gross and classless...
Did she go to the Parasite Etiquette (sp?) School of Entering and Exiting Cars.
Wow-what a friggin' slut-puppy.
again?!
Even she's about to throw up from the smell. Gag!!!
That's totally fake.
Geez, give the girl a break. Haven't we all "forgotten" that we're not wearing panties and exited a car in a less than graceful and lady-like manner... reapeatedly? In front of the paparazzi? Anyone?
that is BAD photoshopping. Get over it, MK>
thats just nasty. I shouldn't have looked. But I did. Its my own fault.
Wonder if I sent her a pair, if she'd wear them?
Oh my God. Why did I look?
I can't view the NSFW pic :-(
Consider yourself lucky, poppy!
That's not real, and the picture before wasn't either.
does it have freckles....i cant tell
I can't view the NSFW pic :-(
poppy | 09.12.06 - 12:43 pm | #
Be very happy about that!!!!
What is with all of these people not wearing underwear? If you are going to go commando..keep the legs closed! Learn to exit the car like a lady and not some cheap hooker airing out her cooter! Lord, have mercy!
me no like proscuitto
oh-my-god!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm sorry, but i think its disgusting to go out in public without underwear on...unless it's like a occasional "sex fantasy" thing with your boyfriend...hey, wait a second, maybe that's whats going on...
underwear has a fucking purpose, lindsay!!!! and i hate to say it, but people who don't wear underwear make me think they do smell like vag...
and who isn't cognizant of their underwear-less selves while wearing SKIRTS!!!!!!
That's worse than looking at pictures of car crash victims.
Excuse me while I go find some Purel...
She knows exactly what she's doing. Tramp.
That's not real, and the picture before wasn't either.
Anonymous | 09.12.06 - 12:44 pm | #
Is this Lindz or Leslie or Dina? Come on, two crotch shots and neither one is real????
she's pink
she waxes heh
her pussy does not look bad.
I will never eat escargot again. I feel like I need to spit.
PANTIES:
P:Please
A:Ask
N:Nimphos
T:To
I:Invest
E:Especially
S:Sluts
She's got to know that the press will get a pic, doesn't she?
I would so Lysol the shit out of that car seat before letting anyone else sit there.
It does look a little fake. I mean, where's the 7 foot clit?
That has got to be FAKE. No one in their right mind, not even LiLo, would do this and sit like that
Why does she have a dress/skirt pulled up so far, unless she's trying to prove it doesn't sag like that other picture? Also, did she get her hair cut?
i've become a vegetarian
fake!
How about sending her lots of underwear in her fan mail?
Pass the raid will ya ?
It resembles the backside of a newborn baby pig!
I can't believe that this is real.
Panty-less crotches and asses on chairs, cars, and assorted other areas.
Makes me want to never sit anywhere again.
Blohan is irrefutably disgusting - I don't care how well she "cleans" up. Another waste of oxygen.
Uh yeah. These pictures are real, as were the last ones. Blohan's PR whores plant the pictures with undies photoshopped IN all over the internet so that they can discredit the unphotoshopped ones.
Duh.
It looks photoshopped.
Good God.
SOMEONE needs to botox their Siamese Meat Curtains.
She probably produces her own applause as she walks.
I can't tell wtf is going on there -- it's all like scrunched together.
REALLY bad photoshopping.....her pootang is crooked.....
Gag.
Is she coughing because the smell is so rotten?
oh c'mon !!! she is doing it just for free cheap covers in magazines and/or blogs.(and its working)
She knows exactly what she's doing. Tramp.
suri cruise hubbard | 09.12.06 - 12:45 pm | #
I agree. SHe prob called and said where she'd be.
It is fake. MK should not have posted this.
Michael K, you had me at "shredded pastrami"----I wish I knew how to quit you!!!!
she's too busy needing her next coke fix to worry about underwear.
YEAH BLoHan, Jam out WiTh YoUr CLaM oUt!!!!
Why do people say that isn't real?? Have u ever seen a shaved pussy before?! ITS REAL
I'll never look at ROAST BEEF the same way again. ICK!
Very inconsiderate.
Actually, after taking a second look, I think this picture is photoshopped. The tuna area is a lot whiter than her legs. I think Loho's people had her take a picture where she was wearing underwear and then photoshopped in another vagina because they don't want people to think Loho's stuff sagged.
Whatever!
Isn't she the one who bought so many thongs there is a run on thongs on ebay now? Doesn't she buy like 100 pairs at a time? what does she think they are for?
YEAH BLoHan, Jam out WiTh YoUr CLaM oUt!!!!
Newbs | 09.12.06 - 12:51 pm | #
OMG - that is f-ing hilarious!
That's not real, and the picture before wasn't either.
Anonymous | 09.12.06 - 12:44 pm | #
actually, it's been proven that it IS real. i think pinkisthenewblog proved it...anyhow, it is real. i hate you losers who always go-to the 'its fake' bullshit. why are you on these sites?
Good gawd, all of these stupid little starlets should be forced to attend finishing school. The utter lack of class among them never ceases to amaze me. Keep your twat put up please, not that difficult.
duh, that area is always much lighter than the legs. Especially after being waxed . Just sayin..
It does look photoshopped. Although I would imagine her to have a smooth clam.
OMG CNN's Thomas Roberts is gay. How delicious.
At least she got a Brazilian--Although that pic looks like a post op tranny, close but still NOT REAL
You'd think after the last time, she'd be more careful. Nasty
definatly photoshopped...
That has got to be FAKE. No one in their right mind, not even LiLo, would do this and sit like that
gail
Like she's been so modest about showing the world her breasticles every chance she gets.
Was it ever determined if she got her drugs and diamonds back with her Hermes bag in London?
LOL, anonymous 12:49
How can you even tell it is her?
Not only is it photoshopped, but it is lame of MK to post it. the photoshopping is so poorly done.
Dude. No offence but and actually this isnt an offence. Truly anyone not wearing their knickers and wearing a skirt are liable for the damages they cause unto the unknown viewers/passersbyb. I mean come off it already she shoulnt be going nude when dressed in a gown or skirt. Please there is no excuse for this unsightly image. I have my own vag and i really dont need pics of hers circulating around...Someone needs to show her these....Jeesh
That's just classless. Plain and simple.
On the other hand, her snatch looks better than Paris' snatch. Oh, goodness... I have to throw up.
OK I see. She was so disappointed with the first flash in all it's hairless newborn rodent glory that she decided to do a "reshoot" with a not so bad looking clam. Whatever. ANN MARGARET WOULD HAVE NEVER DONE THAT YOU STUPID COKED UP WHORE.
why oh god why did I look?
I also think Loho's people put this pic out as a way of saying, "Look, Ma. No crabs."
I smell a rat - there's no 7 inch clit, and how come she's got freckles all over on both inner thighs, but then nothing on the clam?
I think Paris Hilton's fans are working overtime trying to discredit LL with phony crap - and no I am not a Blohan fan - but this is redic.
She managed to put her bracelets on, her dress, her jacket, looks like she even brushed her hair but yet no panties!
I am not pleased with this Linsday, go to your room!
fakity fake fake fake
It's real and nasty. I hate chicks like this. Most other celebs manage to keep it covered, so why can't she?
What was the story with her bag? Did she just leave it in her hotel room?
Does this girl ever wear panties?
OMG!
I hope, I PRAY to God almighty above that this pic has been photoshopped.
If not, it looks like Alvin & The Chipmunks are being evacuated from her firecrotch.
Suddenly, a contender emerges for the throne of the Queen of Skanks. She is Lindsey "the Gash" Lohan, and she hails from the Kingdom of WhiteTrashistan, home of the interstate motel ho's. She is formidable. She is cunning. She is Skank. Beware.
Unless all your undies are in the hamper, there is really no reason to go around commando. Especially if you're going to wear a mini or a floaty skirt. Pants yes -- heavy skirt yes -- other things, no.
She probably doesn't wear them so that if she runs into a hot guy, she doesn't waste precious seconds doffing her panties.
And I guess she exits the same way as Paris -- spread your legs, inch your butt out the door, and wait for the flashbulbs.
"hairless newborn rodent glory " hahaha!
I'm afraid to look at her "hairless rodend" again, but I did notice the freckles on her legs but not on her thing. Now I'm not a freckles expert so I'm not sure if people with freckles have a well.. freckled thing. How odd is it that her thing is really light.. maybe she has so many STDs that she glows in the dark. She has an oompa loompa face too.
um anyone else notice how neon fucking orange her face and kneck are..but the rest of her is pasty pale????
"i hate you losers who always go-to the 'its fake' bullshit. why are you on these sites?"
Jinxy McDeath
Actually I did think the first pics from Venice were real, before the proof came out that they were real. This however, looks a little off.
When I hate everybody, I take a Midol.
Try it sometime.
you couldn't photoshop anything to look so messed up... only the real thing looks that mangled
Was it ever determined if she got her drugs and diamonds back with her Hermes bag in London?
Deb | 09.12.06 - 12:57 pm | #
Yeah, everything was in there. Nothing stolen.
The only "lines" these girls don't want are panty lines.
What the fuck is up with these nasty ass celebrities and their no panties or no shoes bullshit?
If she's going to keep letting photos like this be taken, she should change it up a little. Maybe have a tampon string hanging?
I once had a friend cut one in my car on a bitterly cold nite, so cold we could only open the windows for a few seconds to clear the air. Next morning when I got into my car, the smell was still there! I dunno what this really has to do with this, just thought I would share.
It looks real to me. Why are people saying it isn't?
She gets extra credit for managing to show it ALL. Good job you silly ho.
Ewww, roast beef.
Thanks, Amy. That's amazing.
Off topic:
I just copied this from Franken Berry. (Which, by the way, he ripped off dlisted, because he did a separated at birth of him in that awful suit and Franken Berry) If this is true, it's sad. And I feel even worse for Anna Nicole.
According to news reports out of the Bahamas, where Daniel Smith died over the weekend....
- Daniel was reportedly vomiting uncontrollably shortly before he collapsed and died.
- "All we know right now is that he was on anti-depressants," one source said. "Some things indicate that he probably overdosed on those drugs."
More details....coming at ya!
Damn you MK!!! You post these car crashes that I know I shouldn't look at but yet I must.
Less shredded looking than Parasite's.. but then again Parasite is 25 and Lindsay is what only 20?? She's got to leave the Pink Taco dude if she ever wants to catch up to Parasite's nasty looking cooch.
Her head is orange she's carting her shit around in a shopping bag. She's a Lohobo.
I have been known to go commando, and in my 33 years, I have NEVER flashed my cooch. This ho has managed to do it twice in less than a month.
that's what i'm thinking kk.
get over it....this one is REAL the last one was NOT. and i think it's a good looking twat!
Arby's anyone?
beanpuffmassacre | 09.12.06 - 1:13 pm | #
Ohmigod, bean, I think you've just hit on something. Lindsay was taping commercials for the next Pink Taco opening.
thats looks fake. come on now, yall
dreadpirate -- yeah, she really should accessorize it if she's gonna be flahin it.
odd but a whole lot better than the nastiness that is parasite hilton.
what a FUCKING SLUT!!!!!!!!!!
Freckles are caused mostly by the sun, so unless she's been laying on a lounger with her feet in stirrups, she might not have any or many freckles there. Still, the lighting looks weird.
flashin
showing your va-jay -jay is the new black
Delectable!
of course it's real and its supposed to be lighter than the rest of her body, she doesn't go to tanning beds. and her face is covered in make up so its darker than the rest of her body, as far as freckles on the puss, probably not, I've never seen one with freckles.
i can't look at this cuz i'm at work, but assuming it's the same as in the last foto...grow some fucking hair down there! i'm sorry, trimmed is one thing, but this little kid vag is GROSSSSSSSSS
Still, the lighting looks weird.
FireCat | 09.12.06 - 1:18 pm | #
I think her leg looks so much darker because of the shadow from the bag she is holding.
Now I must go bleach my eyes.
AMEN Snarla!!
it looks like chewed up bologna
I guess she wanted to show us that in addition to being a fat greasy pig, brandon davis is also a liar, 'cause I don't see no freckles on that cooter.
princess.leia, please don't tell me that fucktard gwen was onto something.
MizRo | 09.12.06 - 12:48 pm | #
AHAHAHAHA Miz you never fail to crack me up! At least you guys don't have these biatches in NY most of the time like we do out here.
Put on some drawls you dirty bitch!
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINK IT'S YUMMY?
good God I may not be homo after all..
It looks photoshopped.
skyla | Homepage | 09.12.06 - 12:48 pm | #
You mean she doesn't shave?? 
Alicehehehe | 09.12.06 - 1:11 pm | #
Because it isn't shiny and perfect with an image of the virgin Mary on it or some shit. Some people are just in denial that that snatch is as blown out as Jenna Jameson.
As for the person who said it was fake because it was so much whiter than her legs.... She doesn't sun bathe nude. If she did we'd see it, because she can't seem to do anything privately. Of course its more pale.
God thats nasty.
Anonymous | 09.12.06 - 1:27 pm | #
Oops that was me.
madgesty | 09.12.06 - 1:26 pm | #
dude get a grip.
Either she has the anatomy of an 80 year old grandmother or it's BAD photoshopping...whatever, she's still fug.
Nice hail damage...
I get a Brazil every 4 weeks, frequently go cammando and have never had this problem ever. However, if I were to wear some sort or dress or shirt, then I would put it on.
'Yup' you white folk say its photo shopped cause you trashy things can`t keep you`re fuckin sick leg`s closed! You`re race is so TRASHY!!!
Even if it isn' real she deserves to have this go around if she's not smart enough to keep her legs closed. Stupid bitch.
Eddie! When they are in New York, they stay Downtown.
Thank the Universe for small favors.
She has a Brazilian wax: you get on all fours and they wax you from front to back. Ewwww. What a friggin' job! *gagging**
YouNastyTrash 
| 09.12.06 - 1:28 pm | #
20 bucks this bitch is whiter than MK.
real, fake, some losers with nothing better to do are so damn good at photoshopping that you never know what's real or fake anymore as far as this shit goes. People like to give it to Lohan so yeah, this could be fake. Could also be real. Who knows. Who cares.
You only get on all fours when they wax your ass.
! i'm sorry, trimmed is one thing, but this little kid vag is GROSSSSSSSSS
snarla | Homepage | 09.12.06 - 1:21 pm | #
I think it is yucky, too, but I guess lots of people are into it? Many ladies say it helps sex.
The first time, I felt sorry for her, like it was an invasion of her privacy, but this time I think she has invaded MY privacy!
Looks real to me though. Its lighter there because no one (as far as I know), tans their cooter.
What we DIDN'T see were the three attempts to get out of the car because she was STUCK....
What A Fucking Whore.
She is nothing but a tired, porn star now.
This girl had industry respect and clout along with money
She had a negligible amount of talent.
But she has the FEMALE " I Just want to be a DUMB SLUT" Disease
Older woman like Janet, Mariah, Madonna and Pamela have it.
This SLUT FUCK WHORE has it too.
Poor Dirty, COKED UP Fuck WHore
Even if it isn' real she deserves to have this go around if she's not smart enough to keep her legs closed. Stupid bitch.
b | 09.12.06 - 1:29 pm | #
YEAH, CLOSE YOUR LEGS, BITCH!!
*looks at avie and presses knees together*
Ha ha you crackers are" GROSS "
What we DIDN'T see were the three attempts to get out of the car because she was STUCK....
Deb | 09.12.06 - 1:34 pm | #
LOL I am never going to get any f'ing work done!
I agree it looks fake. Its kinda lopsided and it looks detached from her right leg, like it was implanted or something.
Every alarm bell went off in my head screaming DANGER, DO NOT LOOK...but I had to stare into the face of death, didn't I? Now my retinas are burning and I'm going to be puking up rotten pastrami the rest of the day.
Its not a kitty!
Kitties have FUR!
i think she and paris do this nasty crap because they want the attention. they know the phototags will be taken as soon as they step out of the car. what would they do if they did this and no printed it?
Huggs Miz!! I gotta get otta here, or you'll see my azz downtown, on the streets.
vampira | 09.12.06 - 1:24 pm | #
She mentioned Pink Taco and it got me to thinking that this picture was just Loho trying to promote Harry's restaurant as repayment for him turning her from puffy, coke snorting, non-stop partying, late for work everyday slut to not-so-puffy, coke snorting, partying, late for work only one day a week slut.
Good God.
SOMEONE needs to botox their Siamese Meat Curtains.
She probably produces her own applause as she walks.
Anonymous | 09.12.06 - 12:49 pm | #
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Bahahahaha, that was hillarious Anonymous!!!!
i cannot wait until Paris and Lindsey ARE SELLING THEIR USED UP CUM DUMPSTER COOCHES ON SUNSET.
They are just two used up hookers.
That THING is disgusting!!!! YUCKKKKKKKK!!!
You freaks are so in self-denial its not photoshopped ! You just cant handle the facts your white trash.Low class dirt bags
Another question, was the person that took this pic standing between the door and Loho? Was she driving? I'm just trying to figure out how they got so close and there is no evidence of the door? I think this was staged.
So do guys really like the baby look? I just don't get it. I like my woman to have some hair down there. Otherwise it feels all molesting like.
humph... mine looks better.
ok nutsinyomouf wtf is ya problem?! Take that racist shit somewhere else u embarrasing black people (assuming u black). Plus being photoshopped aint got nothin to do with race bitch!
*Bye Eddie!!* As long as you wear underwear, we're cool! *muah*
AGAIN????
C"MONNNNN
Somebody hire this girl a mommy!
Nizutinyomouth | 09.12.06 - 1:42 pm | #
Why do you keep posting under all these different names? Do you think us "white trash crackers" are stupid enough to not know that it's one person? Also, why is it that because Loho and Parasite do something, then that means that all white people must go around flashing their bits? Why must you make this racist?
Coincidence that her boyfriend is Pres/CEO of Pink Taco? I call that a product placement.
where's the fire?
WE ALL KNOW SHE LIVES AT CHATEAU MARMONT ON SUNSET IN L.A.
WHY DONT WE ALL SEND HER SOME FUCKING DRAWERS
Hwy STONEY!!
COngrats on your funny caption this!
Why oh why Dlisted. WHY do you websites keep posting FAKE photos of this nastiness?
THEY ARE FAKE!!!
This most recent one - you can tell it's fake just by looking at it. That's not even a GOOD photoshop job.
Its not a kitty!
Kitties have FUR!
name optional | 09.12.06 - 1:37 pm | #
mr. bigglesworth?
Coincidence that her boyfriend is Pres/CEO of Pink Taco? I call that a product placement.
Neverending hatchet wound | 09.12.06 - 1:46 pm | #
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BRILIANT!!!!!
Coincidence that her boyfriend is Pres/CEO of Pink Taco? I call that a product placement.
Neverending hatchet wound | 09.12.06 - 1:46 pm | #
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BRILIANT!!!!!
Cause your all trash leia bitch!
I hate to admit this but i took a close look at this to see if this was authentic or not, nope, definantly photoshopped. the first one of seeing her privates wasn't photoshopped, but this one is. Either way..*shudders*
SUCK COCK WHITE FUCKS!
Can't a girl show her cooter in peace? Why you all gotta rip on a girl for a gash-flash? It ain't sayin it's pretty, but i found it entertaining.
Bye, Eddie. I gotta quit f-ing around and get some work done too. Catch ya'll later!
YA ITS ONLY ONE PERSON RIGHT !
BOULABAISE BLOHAN RIDES AGAIN
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! What's wrong with her cooter?
Cause your all trash leia bitch!
Nizutinyomouth | 09.12.06 - 1:50 pm | #
Well then you must be a crackhead (Whitney Houston) with 12 illegitimate children (Insert your choice rapper) who's killed someone (Again, insert your choice rapper) who likes watermelon, fried chicken and hooking up with white people (Shar Jackson, Halle Berry, Tiger Woods). See, there is no point in stereotyping based on someone's color.
Its all chewed up looking
leia, ignore, ignore, ignore. simple.
What a beautiful elegant young woman whom radiates class and style.
Any young man would be extremely lucky to have her as his lady....
NOT!!!!!!!!!!
That whore needs to go back to street walking and sucking dick for her money.
Ewww. What a Fucktard. Whore.
That Guy Morton should Fuck and Chuck that Human Used up Condom called Linsday Whorehan.
I don't know, looks like she's laughing, maybe it's real and she queefed and blew her panties off.
Thats disgusting.. I hope thats a total photoshop picture.
Eat a black dick leia .Then R-Kelly will piss on you stupid trick 
strap-on's just sayin | Homepage | 09.12.06 - 1:59 pm | #
I know I should, but I thought I'd give the loser a rise. I mean, come on, it's obviously a 51-year-old virgin that gets his/her jollies from trying to get a rise out of other people. And, the shim is probably white anyways. They probably post all the time under another name, but no one ever responds to what they say so they were hoping by being a bitch someone would respond. Maybe they'll go away.
thats some ugly ass crotch
I'm going to start a pro-underpants campaign. Anybody with me...?
leia -- i meant about anna's son. :-(
Deb -- thanks for that visual. during the july heatwave she probably had to use a spatula.
YouNastyTrash | 09.12.06 - 2:04 pm | #
Sorry, but I'm 26, which makes me legal, so I'm a little too old for R Kelly.
Yummy
vampira | 09.12.06 - 2:06 pm | #
Sorry, V. That IS sad. I feel bad for her.
For Blohan, panitless has its options. Men could swipe their credit card faster without having to wait.
Stoney where'd you find out about ANS son.
Dolly -- LMAO!
Shredded pastrami.. LMAO! MK, you are too much.
I'd like to smack all of the people who claim it's photoshopped. Is it REALLY that hard to believe Lindsay would go pantyless in public and "accidently" flash her goods? We all know the girl is beyond tacky.
It would be funny and entertaining if Blohan was coughing and shooting a squirt of pee at the same time. Now that would be great publicity. She would send Parasite and her mug shots into obscurity.
Them be some ugly meat curtains.
rotten egg | 09.12.06 - 2:12 pm | #
LMAO. I'm sure the "squirt" would be on eBay within an hour.
younastytrash |People like you make me sick..Stop being a racist and get some help !
Lindsey "The Freckled Freak Whore" Blowhan.
She is probably so Coked Up and Drugged she does not know what she is doing.
She is a Fucking Wreck of a Semi-Human Being.
She is a Retarded UGLY OVERLY FRECKLED FREAK
And this chick is so sick .Nobody wants to see coochie.
strap on,
that poon looks like it's seen your superior wang once or twice.
Let us pray she buy`s pantie`s.
OMG, how fake can you get?
that is the weirdest looking sickest vag i have ever seen.
The next time I see someone get a plate of linguine and clams I'll think of Lindsay.
it looks almost sideways
Fake
Has there EVER been a rising young star- with talent, at least at first- that ruined themselves with the speed and efficiency as this classless, disgusting attention whore? I for one have no further interest in her as an artist. That shark's been a long time jumped.
What she needs is a fucking shrink. She's got issues that make her an attention pig.
why is is so fucking hard tho put on a pair of panties?!?!?? 
oopss.. meant to say throw on a pair of panties! LOL
Adler gave away Strap On.
You're right Banglia: from 60 to Zero in a flash.
this bitch needs to fire her publicist IMMEDIATLY and show some taste and get and ATTORNEY to RETRACT all IMPROPER photos CMON!!!!
Regarding the freckle issue: both myself and my husband have natural redhead complexions and the freckles that go with that, and neither of us has freckles in unmentionable places. Freckles only appear on skin that's been exposed to sunlight (I can hear the jokes already). Although Miss Lohan has been repeatedly photographed in bikinis, the only way she'd have freckles on the genitalia themselves would be...well, if she suntanned with her legs in a wide-open spreadeagled position. That, my dears, does not bear thinking upon.
Plus, the skin of the inner and outer labia themselves being of different tissue composition than regularly sun-exposed skin, I'm not sure they WOULD freckle...kind of like getting freckles on the insides of your mouth.
Bitch carries a $5,000.00 purse, but won't even spend $3.99 on panties? WTF?
GO YANKEES 
GO RAIDERS? 
DAMN!
Has she gone through puberty?
Her saggy FRECKLED PUSSY IS GROSSS
She is an Ugly USED UP, Freckly freak WHORE
Meramari: I want a parasol! I've been talking about it for several months - your avatar is sensational.
Awesome! I'd eat at that all you can eat buffet. Nothing wrong with her dessert tray, looks like most others.
Hope this chick is done with.I think we seen to much of her cooter already.
Dude ~ If you like dirty cooch have at it!
She and Paris Hilton should be banned from the public's eye. We could all go blind from the pictures of those over-banged loose-lipped, boiled Danish ham-looking cooterflaps.
Dude! ~ munch your way to bliss.
It looks different from her other vagina. maybe it's me.
There's a phrase I never thought I would say.
Thanks pretty Miz. 
I don't like the way bald pussies look. It needs a little fur to cover the wrinkles. Bleah.
ew. i think im gonna hurl
I just threw my lunch up. Thanks a lot, bitches.
Blow it up it up in Photoshop... it'c clearly faked. Any dolt can see that.
Just think, all these pantiless hos are ALWAYS out trying on clothes at upscale stores and such. Barstools and cars and such can be cleaned (eventually), but what about the clothes they try but don't buy?
is she going commando due to a std and herpes flare up??
airing those sores to dry up perhaps.
im betting lindsay caught something
NASSSTY! and is diseased.
Dude! ~ munch your way to bliss.
PattyBrown | 09.12.06 - 2:48 pm | #
If I was given the opportunity...
I'd go south of the equator.
Besides, unless you're a freak child molester, every chick has had sex with some other guy in the past. So does that mean that guys should only go down on virgins?
Fake Fake Fake... Paris, give it a rest, already.
Once may be an OOPS! The second time, you're a fucking ho and it's on purpose. Looks real to me.
Looks real to me. What a douchebag
oh my god, you've got to be kidding me!!!!
that is so gross. lindsay shouldn't be shaving that gross vagina. or showing it off.
Its a fake picture! Cant you tell!!!!Michael K. I'm surprised at you!!!
Dude! ~ "If you want poon every dog pissed in"!Like i said have at it. Blohan & Parasite have been pissed in by every dog in hollywood so be my guest.
that's nasty
Boo hooo.
She is a young girl. Making fun of her is lout of line... Wahh.
She does this accidentally-on-purpose, sort of like Janet at the Superbowl
Dude ~ La Garce is that you ?
I swear this shit looks soooo fake! I just trippled the size and this is soo poorly shopped. I dont even like Hohan, but save the bashing for real things not photoshopped ones.
Smell my finger !
Choke bitch choke...
THAT IS TOTALY PHOTOSHOPED....
i was about to say that this is not real! there is no way that she would be caught twice not wearing knickers.... and im sure she wouldnt open her legs and feel the breeze if she was going commando.
yowza!
Hey, keep talking about me!!! That's what her vagina says. And all of us idiots do.
okay, call me old-fashioned, but even if this is faked and she was wearing panties shouldn't she be keeping her legs closed?
FIRECROTCH!!!!!!!!!!!
What does Lindsey Lohan use underwear for?
Ankel warmers
I think LL is fug.
Oh here is a hint about freckles in general they show up where and when you are exposed to the sun. Give this crotch another season in the sun and it will freckle right up.
What does Lindsey Lohan use underwear for?
datura98 | 09.12.06 - 3:37 pm | #
spooge rags.
whats spooge? It sounds funny almost like a condament....would you like some spooge with your chicken lol! Seriously what is it cause i keep hearing u guys say it.?
MizRo | 09.12.06 - 12:48 pm | #
ugh! Miz, you got me dying over here! im so disgusted with the whole idea of not wearing panties. and now its in my mind to check all seats on trains, busues and in restaurants. JESUS Miz!!!!!!!
Seriously? It's gross!!!
HA HA HA HA! No fucking way, dude!
This CANNOT be real!
HA HA HA! Lordy, lordy, lordy!
buses. excuse mi'
Dude ~ La Garce is that you ?
Peter Peter P*ssy Eater | 09.12.06 - 3:24 pm | #
Nope. I'm the dude.
Just saying. Muffin is muffin. It's all good as long its had a bath by the time I get there.
photoshop.
ew. I had to see it for myself. just one more word. EW!
my god if you guys can't tell that is totally photoshopped you need to get some more action.. it is totally pasted on there sideways and you can just tell that it doesn't blend in to her leg that is so stupid
PattyBrown | 09.12.06 - 3:13 pm | #
woof woof
what is with the lighting. I have a hard time believe this is real. I think there is a paparazzi scam in the midst.
FAKE, just like the earlier one !
come one people, it's obvious.
YEAH BLoHan, Jam out WiTh YoUr CLaM oUt!!!!
Newbs | 09.12.06 - 12:51 pm | #
I'm all for looking at celebrity snatches, but that shit is hella fake.
Sam,
it's another word for semen. and i would not recommend ordering it on your chicken. (not that i've tried it).
It looks like something from the bar scene in Star Wars
PANTIES:
P:Please
A:Ask
N:Nimphos
T:To
I:Invest
E:Especially
S:Sluts
Carli | 09.12.06 - 12:46 pm | #
Hilarious...
Think I'd much rather be a "pink taco" than a "firecrotch" - think this is PR move - probably has same PR team at Tom Cruise and the Hoff ...
::shudder:: eww!
But also, isn't her face like....
ORANGE! Her body is the smae color as her nose-candy, but her face is orange!!!!
It looks different from her other vagina. maybe it's me.
Stella | Homepage | 09.12.06 - 2:49 pm | #
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Well, you need a day vag and an evening vag don't you.
I just had to replace my day vag, cause it was stolen at the supermarket. I'm still really upset!
no need for playboy to make any offers for her to pose..the shank shows it for free!
I swear this shit looks soooo fake! I just trippled the size and this is soo poorly shopped.
Sam | 09.12.06 - 3:24 pm | #
Great Sam, now we have a huge bagina on the loose.
as soon as i clicked on the photo, my nose started bleeding....honestly.
is that a sign of possesion?
That snatch looks like it belongs on a 90 year old woman.
She is trying to show us that she is not a FireCrotch, and that she does not have freckles there, also disproving the accusations of her labia being 6 feet long. Although it is really gross looking. Very non hygienic and I would hate to sit in her seat after her ass sat on it..uuughh.
How do you know its photoshopped? How do we know anything is photoshopped [or not]? What is real and what isn't? Do you realize the technology we are capable of nowadays. Who knows what's real. George Bush could be a hologram for all you know
Dude that is so not a real cooch. Leave it to pathetic dorks with too much time on their hands to photoshop her pussy, when they've never even seen a real one. And if it is real, then shes got problems.
EWWWW ok spooge is definetly not goin on my chicken!!!
Well, you need a day vag and an evening vag don't you.
I just had to replace my day vag, cause it was stolen at the supermarket. I'm still really upset!
Alicehehehe | 09.12.06 - 4:23 pm | #
maybe her day vag was in the hermes bag and didn't get returned. now she's just stuck with the skanky evening one.
I predict a trend where every photo snapped of Lo-ho is going to show a photoshopped snatch. It's getting old.
as soon as i clicked on the photo, my nose started bleeding....honestly.
is that a sign of possesion?
allthesunn | 09.12.06 - 4:30 pm | #
i truly am sorry if you're posessed, but that is the funniest thing i've ever read.
as soon as i clicked on the photo, my nose started bleeding....honestly.
is that a sign of possesion?
allthesunn | 09.12.06 - 4:30 pm | #
i truly am sorry if you're posessed, but that is the funniest thing i've ever read.
stinky crotch
she just bought panties
It resembles a smashed oyster.
She should take to holding her birkin up in that labia-Wreck. that vag looks stretched out enough to hold a Vutton Steamer trunk!
It resembles a smashed oyster.
Johhny Rocket | 09.12.06 - 4:54 pm | #
OMG! I'm going to pee in my pants! LMFAOOOOO!!!!!!!!
ewwww...is she coughing too? Nasty-Cough and Cooch- Like opening a jar of pickles naked a-la Seinfeld.
http://i3.tinypic.com/4h1xc9h.gif
that's one scary looking vadge...can't these bitches afford panties or is that just to make the access even easier?
You would think with all the "work" these starlets have done on their faces , breasts lips..etc.. they would get some vage rejuvie, because that has become the part the public sees more often than not.
I'm so glad I'm gay.
*firecrotch*
This really isn't funny because she's doing it purposefully and this is called Indecent Exposure or Flashing and she really should go to jail for this shit. This is absolutely disgusting behavior and I hope she's gets fired and f-listed for it. She's smirking about it in the last couple of pics as well.
She needs to buy one of Jessica Simpson wigs and slap it on there.
i hope this was photohopped b/c i cannot BELIEVE SHE DID NOT FEEL THE BREEZE ON HER COOCH... but i guess it's so loose she just doesn't notice anymore. sad.
that is not real, photoshopped
did anybody ever see the Vagina Book-- basically lots of crotch shots from all sorts of people. Vaginas are as individual as snowflakes. That said, I do wish I didn't look...
Umm, I'd hit it....is that shame I'm feeling now?
Why not real?
She didn't wear any when she attended Nick's Kids Award or whatevah. She Flashed her tooshies there!
Why not now!
She's also known to flash her twins, there are countless of pictures to prove that. And, she admitedly said she sleeps with whomever she fancies at the moment,maybe this is her way to get it going in less hassle. HA HA!
Man, that's some well used clam right there..
She has a sideways vagina! *sorry, couldn't help myself*
Vaginas don't look like that. It's fake.
i think shes doing this on purpose to show the public in a passive aggressive manner that she does NOT have a "firecrotch."
shes still gross.
EEWWWWWWWW GROSS!
That red haired TURD
I just saw that and accidentally farted on our dog.
That COWPIE needs to GO AWAY
If you've seen the orig, you know this is fake.
ewwwwww...how the hell does that morton fuckface go down on that slit?????
ALL of you who say this is fake has either 1. never seen a bald pussy, and 2. probably don't even know how photoshop works. THAT SHIT IS REAL. I use photoshop daily, its my job. Idiots.
*shrieks* My eyes! My precious eyes!
ok at first i thought it was real.. but god knows why i decided to look again and it its obviously photoshopped. you can kinda tell where they cut and pasted
The most awful looking pussy ever
this image looks like the result of an ole' cut n paste job done via everyone's favorite image editing tool.
the lighting on her nether regions looks different from the rest the lighting in this photograph.
Mmm...cupcakes the way momma used to make them!
That's photoshopped. The anatomy isn't right, you can tell because things aren't lined up correctly. Also, the lighting is off, you can see how they tried to correct it, plus the smearing where they tried to blend it.
i'm sorry. i just cant buy this picture or the other picture. that's just a very unusual looking pussy if it's real. i don't think it is.
ALL of you who say this is fake has either 1. never seen a bald pussy, and 2. probably don't even know how photoshop works. THAT SHIT IS REAL. I use photoshop daily, its my job. Idiots.
photoshop wiz | 09.12.06 - 7:46 pm | #
i own a pussy. i've eaten pussy.
that does not look like normal pussy. again, if it's real, that's weird. she has a very unusual set of labia.
Okay, these morons have lots more money than I'll ever see and I can afford underwear!
showing pussy is the new black.
You've gotta be kidding me... if that's real, that bitch needs to get her cooter in check.
Next gift bag she gets should include some fucking whitey-tighties with a thin layer of, say, steel... to make sure it's not sheer enough to see through. I half expect yeast to come seeping out of there.
Well, guess no one can call her "Firecrotch" when there's no fire around the hole.
And the photoshop award of the day goes to....!!??
She is so doing this on purpose.
http://i3.tinypic.com/4h1xc9h.gif
The polka dot panties in spike's link are totally photoshopped. Mollygood has a clearer pic-- it looks normal to me-- more normal than that raw swole-up mess Paris flashed.
I'm hoping this is a photoshopped shot. Isn't she missed her left labia?it looks deformed to me.. there are parts missing at that angle. It's photoshopped by a man who's never really seen one in person, that's my guess.
Remember when Meryl Streep did this?
Me neither.
Sad. I think she does it on purpose.
Look at her smirk. Done on purpose.
there are around 320+ comments so I dunno if this has already been said but, pussy's are the new nipples. Slip them now and again for some attention.
Anyone who has or has been anywhere near a vagina knows that it is not one. It's a doctored photo.
I hate myself for looking at that picture...thanks Dlisted
Someone, please use that as their avatar! Please, if it hasn't already been mentioned. I would but I have morals...no that's not it, I'm not the only one using this computer!
That's right, it's the new nipples, whip it out girls! Whoo!
OKAY. honestly, either her cunt is seriously deranged or that is just a really bad photoshop.
guys, put it together:
the last one was proven to be fake so how is this one real.?
I would like to see a real picture of her fire. I have a thing for red hair.
to those of you who said this doesn't look like a real vagine, you are naive. this is real. even if it isn't hers.
why is it so hard to wear underwear. WHY?!!?
Just checked out the source code for this pic and the words "Adobe" and "photoshp" are mentioned multiple times in there. That points to it being fake.
Everyone is saying how LL's vagina is, so unattractive that it must be photoshopped, but sorry, pussies are NOT pretty - Not mine, not yours. However, at least most of us have the decency not to let ours be photographed. LL needs to put that shit away!
Probably her mother goes commando too. She is a slave to her mother does everything she does. Poor girl.
The last one was real punkrocky. Check out www.pinkisthenewblog.com
Good God.
SOMEONE needs to botox their Siamese Meat Curtains.
She probably produces her own applause as she walks.
Anonymous | 09.12.06 - 12:49 pm | #
- LMAOOOO that was the funniest shit I have ever read, hahaha so amused right now
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/
...420394,,00.html
It's been confirmed by The Sun :
"But when my snapper caught the serial flasher outside London’s Kabaret club in a skirt leaving nothing to the imagination, I decided enough was enough and had a large pair of Bridget Jones’ knickers sent round to her hotel.
Earlier this month she showed her all on a boat in Venice.
Put it away, love . . ."
ok in the world of pussies- that ain't even cute....
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/ ...420394,,00.html
It's been confirmed by The Sun :
"But when my snapper caught the serial flasher outside London’s Kabaret club in a skirt leaving nothing to the imagination, I decided enough was enough and had a large pair of Bridget Jones’ knickers sent round to her hotel.
Earlier this month she showed her all on a boat in Venice.
Put it away, love . . ."
lala | 09.12.06 - 10:50 pm | #
I never did think it was Photoshopped....and ewwww. She needs to cover her hot mess up. And quit shaving it! It'd look better with a bit of coverage.
That is one angry snapper, it has been ridden hard and put away wet....
It has been put through the ringer, and it belongs on a 60 year old woman!
that isn't real.
OMG OMG OMG. Why did I click on that friggin' link?!?!?!?!? I need to start sending bills to her. I know as much as her OB/GYN for Christ sake.
Everyone is saying how LL's vagina is, so unattractive that it must be photoshopped, but sorry, pussies are NOT pretty - Not mine, not yours. However, at least most of us have the decency not to let ours be photographed. LL needs to put that shit away!
Frisky Shadowridge | 09.12.06 - 10:39 pm | #
you haven't been to the parties i've been to wanna come?
Bad photoshop. And I totally believe she would do this, but um, why does she only have a right labia majora and not a left one? Why is the whole damn thing crooked, and I don't just mean from getting in (or out) of the car?
The edges are sloppy, too, especially the right edge (her right).
No questions! Showing your muff is the new nipple! You want to be a popular girl don't you? Do it! Do it now!
Looks like she waxed the "fire" off her crotch.
That isn't fake - enlarge the photo. The girl has no sense at all. And her vagina is really gross looking. Loose and flabby like the rest of her. UGH!
just go to the sun websites linked in two posts already. it's real and that bitch is straight up nasty. the end.
OMG that looks like sandwich meat... The only POSSIBLE way that could be attractive is between two slices of bread (and even at that, it still looks a bit moldy...).
I am gay but I am GAYER now, thanks to that!
coochie coochie cool!
Is Jane Fonda gonna tell her to put on some undies now?
She should just open wide for Penthouse at this point and make her last million...I can dream cant I? (about the last million part)
it's so photoshopped
Just how Lo can lazy Lindsay go?
September 13, 2006
SO lazy is young LOHAN, she can’t even be bothered to put on her pants.
Mean Girls star Lindsay has behaved like a prima donna since arriving in the UK.
But when my snapper caught the serial flasher outside London’s Kabaret club in a skirt leaving nothing to the imagination, I decided enough was enough and had a large pair of Bridget Jones’ knickers sent round to her hotel.
Earlier this month she showed her all on a boat in Venice.
Put it away, love . . .
Icky and Ewwwwie! She needs to lay off the drugs!
She's setting a new trend. Pretty soon, everyone will be doing it!
I think her vagina looks normal except for the fact that it looks like a twelve year-olds with her waxing. She was probably crossing her legs in the car and that's why it's twisted like that. Women look at your's in the mirror and you'll see it's pretty normal. Love your vag!
Better yet, let a man love your vag.
FFS if you're gonna go out without panties on then please be more careful about how you exit vehicles. If you can't do that then put on some underwear already!!!
That assumes it was accidental motown, which it wasn't.
She's trying to let the world know that she doesn't have a fire crotch, just an extremely malformed one.
well one thing is for sure, my vadge is rather weird looking, but my hubby says that it surfs real well
not real.
Maybe her vagina needs to get its own agent?
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and Perez Hilton also copied this FAKE shitty picture!
She has the cooch of an 80 year old lady.
what is it with celebrities being allergic to food and underwear?
you people act like she is the first girl in the world to go commando.
i'd still eat it
why why WHY did I click on the real pic, WHY? Nasty
Jesus Christ look at the fake separation between the ass curve and the car seat. It's a bad photoshop job. Get real!! Any moron could do it.... and probably even better, At least slap on a pic of a c*nt that's not at a crooked angle!!!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/
...420394,,00.html
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ITS NOT FAKE!! CLICK THE LINK ABOVE!
It's HER nasty cooter she's showing the world!!
EWWWWWWWW.
Maybe that's why she called herself Tuna on her myspace page yesterday... hmmm....
If she can afford a million dollars worth of jewlery, she can sure as hell afford a pair of panties.
thats it, i'm going gay. welcome me boys!
This shit is so real that i was licking the screen, having a good ole time. And it doesnt look like shredded pastrami! thanx
That is SOOOO fake. It's not even at the right angle. If she peed, she'd be hitting the ceiling. Definitely photoshopped! But gross nonetheless.. Also, she's a freckly girl and I don't see any freckles down there....... have freckle, will travel.
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