Looser.
Can you all say Indian corn?
We all are just so used to the blinding fake laser whiteness the celebs partake in that a softer looking white looks yellow. That's pretty sad.
It still looks nasty though.
I can not believe he doesnt have time to brush his teeth, but I guess when you gotto make sure Katie doesnt make a run for the door, its hard to do the simple things in life, like hygiene. But with all the money, come on Tom!
he's so fug. xenu probably took his crest strips
I've seen worse
Shit!!! Brush your teeth Cruiser!!!
Ewwww... Could you imagine what his
breath smells like??? BlaH!!
I bet his kisses taste like SHIT !!
Literally!!
What the hell's so funny? It looks like someone stuck a feather up his ass (among other things).
Tom Cruise's teeth so yellow, when he yawns, traffic slows down.
It's SUMMER TEETH and BUTTER FACE Mk! 
You know, summer white, summer yellow!
Brush your fucking teeth Thomas.
That man is so unnaturally hyper.
Fuck you all! My teeth are yellow from sucking so much dick!
i think he is so cute, i don't think you should be hating on him
He really does still think he's hot stuff, a la "Top Gun," doesn't he? That toothy look gets old fast.
HATE him......so transparent
he looks like Cyril Sneer in the first one!
baloney brain you shouldn't talk i can't believe yu have a baby smoking as your av
that is so bad that is not funny at all
i am sure yur teeth are very yellow
Ewwwww!
What an ugly freak.
He is weird.
Real baby or not.
He looks like a deranged psycho.
KATIE RUN!!!!! WITH SURI!!!AND HIS ADOPTED KIDS!!!
"Butter teeth!" LOL I've heard "popcorn teeth," but I like "butter" better. You'd think after his very public display of wearing braces, he'd keep up with his dental hygiene & cosmetics. Let's clip the bangs, too, Tom. Does anybody know if he was rooting for the Vikings at that game last night?
eww the Toothy Tiles are yellow...
lol holy crap remember how weird and funny he looked wiht the braces?? did they actually do anything??!?!
His face looks old. Old and fat. and that nose...that nose is fat. did he always have a fat nose?
I dunno why you people freak out , he looks like what he is, and old freakish man with yellow teeth, (bahahahaha)
Stoney! I'm calling CPS on you for that smoking baby! Don't you know he could have burned himself!
What kind of fucking jackass wears a suit & tie to a football came?
Stoney, I think someone's jealous because you've got a rockin' avie and they, well, don't.
Also, Michael, you know you'd still hit it. If for nothing else, the millions of dollars of hush money you'd get.
People don't brush their teeth when they're really really depressed
What is wrong with this guy??
Why is he always smiling like that?
And laughing?
He is not ok.
He has problems.
Can you imagine being Katie and signing that contract and having to live with him?
Jesus Christ that must be fucking annoying.
I used to like his movies but I really think he should just go away not forever.
He has overstayed his welcome.
We no longer like him.
Sorry Tom : (
His gums are running away from his teeth......Hey does anyone have a butter knife? I have some bread!
Big ole jackass teeth, just like that old "Hee-Haw" show.
I meant go way NOW Forever.
maniacal laughter fills the air
He has officially morphed into Ben Stiller's parody of him (see on youtube) and for that I could not be more thankful.
He is a TOTAL JOKE.
He is like a caricture of himself now.
He is like a donkey jack-ass.
He is good to have around though to laugh at.
He is such a Doofus.
it's really not funny at all that av that baloney brains has
it's bad and disgusting i can't believe somone would do that
there is so much bad in this world we don't need a baloney brain with symbol on here.
Bipolar disorder is characterized by an alternating pattern of emotional highs (mania) and lows (depression). The intensity of the associated signs and symptoms varies. Bipolar disorder can range from a mild condition to a severe condition, and there may be periods of normal behavior.
Manic phase
For many people, signs and symptoms in the manic phase may include:
* Feelings of euphoria, extreme optimism and inflated self-esteem
* Rapid speech, racing thoughts, agitation and increased physical activity
* Poor judgment
* Recklessness or taking chances not normally taken
* Difficulty sleeping
* Tendency to be easily distracted
* Inability to concentrate
* Aggressive behavior
This bipolar midget closet case has always been ugly, it's about time people realized it.
I'd say he's on an upswing right now, he's got way too many teeth showing to just be happy like the rest of us.
Damn, those teeth look like roasted corn.
Tom is STILL hotshit. I'd do him and Katie in a fit of raging lust. I'd wear them out!
In honor of NewYork - bitch you're a weak ass bitch! LOL!
do these fools ever NOT smile?
are you guys kidding me?? how many of YOUR teeth look like that in pictures. probably almost everyones here. alot of us cant afford to get the blinding white teeth treatments. even the crest white strips dont leave your teeth bleach white for that long. he looks normal!
sure as a celeb he should be looking good all the time, but maybe he just doesnt give a rats ass about what you guys think!
I could see Tom being into leather and hot wax, what about you?
He's so glib.
He's got such a maniacal look on his face...what a crazy man! He's been off his rocker since the C of $ took him off his meds.
If you think my av is sad and disgusting, you need to get a fucking sense of humor!!
Baloney Brains...I LOVE IT! tehee
A suit to a football game???
He looks like a f*****g bible salesman.
Maybe he's scouting landing sites for the "Grand Poobah" or whatever they call the head of that "cult".
As Monty Python said, "Run away, run away, run away?"
He is A Total Manic-Depressive.
without any medication.
He is sooooo stupid.
Scientology is for complete morons.
It is so retarded.
He should not be allowed to talk.
He's an ugly man. Period. Never thought much of him.
I didn't realize that a person's morals are judged by an av?
Oh you said my av was 'bad'. Wow. Wide vocabulary you have there! I'm sure my teeth are yellow, though, just like you said! LMFAO!!
His PR people probably told him that yellow teeth will make him seem more "normal". Either that or Scientology doesn't approve of the chemicals in the white strips.
If you do get with him, make him wear a ball gag so you don't have to hear him yell "Thank you, Xenu!" at the crucial moment.
you have a distorterd sense of humor
a baby with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth is not funny
there is no humor at all in it that is poor taste and not funny i don't think that should be allowed
Stoney's avie is just a low-class ripoff of a much better one that one of the former posters used to have.
Who made you the av police?
i am sure that the few teeth yu have baloney for brains is yellow
it's in poor taste to have that av it really shows that you indeed have
baloney for brains
Awwww. You are so cute with your strict moral code. God I hate it when the kiddies get on here after school gets out. It practically makes this site unbearable.
Stoney Baloney Brain, I couldn't agree more.
God damn this guy is Crazy. Hence his name: Crazy Tom.
FIGHT!
FIGHT!
FIGHT!
anon 5:48 that does not surprise me baloney for brains must be a man that is lonely so he copies these things that are in bad taste
he does noot even do a good job of it
he has to copy
Forget his teeth...what about that mullet?
Ugh, this man needs a haircut not reminiscent of the 80's...
And did you know that on top of your immoral av and yellow teeth, you're also a low-class rip off artist?
he smiles like a horse!
Hey Stoney congrats!!! did you get my message before??
Anyhow..very funny caption this girl!
Yeah, I'm a man. I just forgot.
Oh shit, someone cut off my peen! dammit! Must have been the smoking baby!
I have to go now and Frigg myself silly.
StoneyBaloney's av is excellent.
Sara the girl 4 u | 09.12.06 - 5:49 pm | #
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Do you realize what type of website you are on dear? If we are going to judge people by avies and poke fun at names..I'd say you belong in a tween chat room discussing Stuff by Duff or arguing who is more hardcore Good Charlotte or Fall Out Boy.
Ahhhhhhhh ! Fuck moral code!!!
Hows that for ya Sara???????
Fuck it TA HELL !!!! SHIT !!!
Someone bring me iced water in HELL!!
Bwahahahhaaaaaaaa
I'm outtie. Have a nice night regulars.
Oh yeah patty, thanks!! See ya!
The truth is out there. Don't trust the Smoking Man, er, Baby.
I'm sick, sick, sick of Chicklets for teeth. I like natural much better.
Did you ever notice, people with flawless skin always have wonderful hair, nails and white teeth.
His teeth are natural.
I hope everyone who gets their teeth bleached to white flour has spasams when they eat or drink something hot or cold. HA!
Bye Stoney!
Go play with your peen and try to decide who you will rip off tomorrow. 
Stella | Homepage | 09.12.06 - 5:53 pm | #
*dies*
Oh shit! bwahahahahahahahah!
Ok, really leaving now.
Nooooo Stoney don't goooooo
By the way, Ivey.
It's 'loser' not looser.
Look it up.
that is disgusting
why do yu talk like that
if i were yur mother i would wash
that mouth out with soap
Sorry. I just realized I'm only a dumb fuck muppet.
Sorry hun. Work's over. Real life begins!
Stella | Homepage | 09.12.06 - 5:53 pm | #
*SARCASM* Like, ohmigod, Fall Out Boy is the new Good Charlotte and Simple Plan is SOOOOOO two years ago. BTW, Ashlee Simpson rocks and I totally luv her. *SARCASM*
She/he/shim must not realize what type of website they are on, because in addition to being "offended" by SB's av, she also was offended by Bwahahahaaaaaaaaa 's freedom of speech.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/3Z23OgBM.jpg
I am not offended. It's just that Tom Cruise dosen't care about what stupid people like you say.
And I was just saying that there is some offensive stuff here.
And when you guys grow up you'll know it.
Stoney, next time you're on I'll have to tell you a good story about Justin's dad's house up your way.....
the.princess.leia | 09.12.06 - 5:58 pm | #
ugg you are so Fucking 5 minutes ago. Panic at the Disco is the new Fall Out boy...their new myspace page rox my sox off.
You people are retarded.
Sara the girl 4 u | 09.12.06 - 6:00 pm | #
Because the two of you are BFFs and he just values your opinion so much? Look, unless your name is Xenu, don't try to tell us what we can or can't say about TC. And even if you are Xenu, your opinion really wouldn't carry much weight with me or probably anyone else on her. You can't censor us.
Is he getting fatter?His face looks very full & this hair cut does him no justice.Speaking of his teeth,has anyone ever noticed that his midline is off?In dental talk this means his two front teeth are not lined up in the middle like they should be.They are more to the side.Go take a good look & see!
I am not offended. It's just that Tom Cruise dosen't care about what stupid people like you say.
Puh-LEASE!! Tiny Tom's entire life revolves around what the public thinks about him!
From the series of beards to the staged "rescues" and the constant hype about everything he does - it's all to influence how the public thinks of him.
Stella | Homepage | 09.12.06 - 6:01 pm | #
Ohmigosh, but where does that leave the All-American Rejects? Like I totes luv them. They are so awesome. Even my IDOL Paris said they were like totally awesome.
Are you sure that's really him? Does his nose really look like that?!
Stoney yr avie rocks, stolen or not. Is it SPF? Normally I wouldn't laugh at an insane person but Tom is the most offensive person alive no. 2 is GWB.
i didn't know sucking cock and eating ass could get your teeth so yellow. mine are fine...
He is finally showing his age... his teeth look strange when they aren't so white it is blinding.
T-bone | 09.12.06 - 6:05 pm | #
TMMFI
His yellow teeth clearly show that the cruiser is running out of money. Buying people is not as cheap as it used to. Poor thing, next thing you know he´ll start buying stuff from the salvation army...
Tom Cruises yellow teeth are an external representation of the decaying of his soul.
His teeth are decaying as well as his soul.
Tom Cruise has died many times over the las few months and it is starting to affect his appearance.
Tom Cruise will soon be a shell of the man he used to be.
This will be the first of many, many degenerative effects on his appearance.
His soul has died and his body is following...
sad : (
It's called freedom of speech idiot. This not a democratic politically correct website. It is meant to offend, shock, and above all entertain. If you read the posts on here, take them to heart and let them effect your moral codes , values, relgious beliefs etc.. then I guess you don't have as strong of convictions as you would like to belive.
Sara the girl 4 u | 09.12.06 - 6:00 pm | #
You can't even be bothered to spell out a three letter word but you think you can other people to grow up? I find that funny. 
Cruise should care what we think, we're the people he's trying to get into his movies so he can continue to pay outrageous sums of money to the CoS.
Ohmigod Lori, I am SOOOOOO offended by your av. Have you no morals?
or "believe" for all you spelling and grammer nazis on here. God love ya.
I guess tossing salad leaves some serious shit stains on your teeth.
He looks like Gonzo from the Muppet Show---big schnoz and funky looking teeth. Who thinks he is attractive?.........
Stella | Homepage | 09.12.06 - 6:06 pm | #
If she's so moral, then what is she doing on this website in the first place? Cause I can totally post a link to Children's Highlights Magazine?
Tom would feel very stongly either for or against this....But I had to pass it on. It's SOOO true!!!!!
A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.
Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.
Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).
According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part). If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there.
It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm hard working and honest, um, except for well, you know.
And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, and I want you to learn my language so you can communicate with me
Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! Only in America....if you agree, pass it on (in English). Share it if you see the value of it as a good smile. If not blow it off along with your future Social Security funds.
Well he's poor after he got his ass kicked by Paramount. And poor people have yellow teeth. So he can't help it.
I guess tossing salad leaves some serious shit stains on your teeth.
Anonymous | 09.12.06 - 6:08 pm | #
What does "toss salad" mean?
boy mouse is really workin OT lately. callin out the cheetoh av's -- good one mouse.
Stella | Homepage | 09.12.06 - 6:07 pm | #
It's funny, I can ignore spelling and grammar mistakes from people who are not already getting on my nerves in other ways.
umm ok...Mikki, didn't realize I was getting on your nerves, I'll go back to my corner now.
At the opening of "Hee Haw", that cartoon donkey wearing a straw hat would come out and show his teefs just like that!
Miss Thang -- sorry, I cannot go there. My kid's half Mexican and his dad was illegal til about 12. I was raised to think like you though. But life events force some to change perspective.
mikki | 09.12.06 - 6:10 pm | #
I definitely agree. Also, I think if the only response someone can come up with is to point out a misspelled word, than their education has failed them. It's like, 'Nice comeback. Now go join the rest of the second graders and finish making your macaroni art, please.'
Stella,
I didn't think she was talking about you.
This is disgusting.
You people creep me out.
His av was disgusting and wrong.
Tom Cruise is a winner.
His movies have made alot of money.
He has a beautiful wife, and baby (now that he's shown it you people can get off his back)
and let him live his life without talkinig about him.
I confused myself I think..I spell checked myself....see Tom Cruise just makes me insane...I'm going to put on Stars are Blind to help myself relax. I'm Sorry
I swear this guy looks like a complete lunatic everytime he laughs.
What does "toss salad" mean?
Anonymous | 09.12.06 - 6:10 pm | #
I thought it was slang for Butterscotch Stallion or licking someone's arse!
Retards
Sara the girl 4 u | 09.12.06 - 6:17 pm | #
Ya know what's disgusting and wrong and creeps me the fark out? Celeb couples who use their relationships and babies as promotional tools for their fledgeling careers......and people who don't take care of their teeth, because that is just good hygiene
mikki, second that, i only correct the spelling of fucktards. makes me feel superior.
Tom, if you keep making funny faces, your face is going to get stuck like that!
I like Tom Cruise.
I think he has good values and he is a good person.
I like his movies and they are very successfull.
Katie loves him and he has proven Suri is real.
Now are you people happy.
You can leave him alone.
That shit-eating grin used to make him seem all cool and up for it. Now it just makes him look insane.
Oh, what a difference a year makes.
Tom Cruise is fat and repulsive.
He looks like Austin Powers.
And his suit looks like a fucking 6th grader would wear to his graduation.
And there he is acting crazy again on top of it.
He is a TOTAL NUTCASE
That shit-eating grin used to make him seem all cool and up for it. Now it just makes him look insane.
Oh, what a difference a year makes.
brent
Insane or incredibly fake.
I think he can afford a box of Crest WhiteStrips...or at least a box of baking soda.
MY GOD THE INSANITY JUST OOZES OUT OF THESE PICS. WHEN HE IS HE GOING ON THE MURDERING SPREE MELTDOWN SO I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT HIM ANYMORE?
Wasn't that a night game?
"I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can...."
Breakin News: Tom Cruise has just gunned down a schoolhouse
Amy, Sara, leave him alone? maybe he should stop shoving his family down everyones throats..I never needed to see him jump on a sofa, stick his tongue down kates throat, or see a glossy 28 paged spread of his child. I could tolerate him more if he just stuck to acting and didn't spout off at the mouth about meds, and pycology, which I'm positive he knows zilch about. Your glib people, very glib.
" watch you weave the web of something, something something"
NO, NOT A SCHOOLHOUSE, THAT'S TIGHT. HOW ABOUT A TRADER JOE'S OR EVEN BETTER, A SAG MEETING.
Someone needs to let TC know all that jizz is wearing the enamel off his teeth. He looks like a dreanged hyena. Check this out it's hella funny
http://usmagazine.com/2006/603/t...ruise/
hyena.php
what happened to tom's nose? has it always been ugly like that? it looks like a parrot's nose.
Hahaha! He surely looks "special" here. That hair-do makes him look like a dork.
About the teeth.. well, normal teeth might look a little yellowish, but HIS teeth look mustardy-yellow on the upper part so that makes me think he doesn't brush his teeth often. Yuck! I bet he's throwing a Britney and is chewing a Dentyne chewing gum.
i mean beak.
libraesque | 09.12.06 - 6:43 pm |
Ha ha ha, a deranged hyena! That's gold, Jerry, Gold.
I bet he makes this same face when he's on the crapper squeezing out a turdlet.
I wonder when he is going to run for governor of Cali?
don't be glib, mk, you don't know the history of dentistry
Looks a little Richie Sambora in that last pic.
Breaking News: Tom Cruise is a fucking nutbag.
he looks like katie there, look at the nasty smile. bitch copies his own girlfriend!
Sara the girl 4 u..you are one stupid idiot with no sense of humor. Get a life u dumb whore.
To hell with the teeth--WTF is up with the hair. Does he have any clue how awful he looks? Is he trying to be 18 again? WTF?
i HATE the shag hair cut on tom, on clay, on jim carrey on EVERYBODY.
it's not 1964 people!
Tom Cruise is even too psycho for Hollywood. News at eleven
I don't know about you but I can't get enough of his patent fake laugh and smile.
Tom Cruise is even too psycho for Hollywood. News at eleven
mishma | 09.12.06 - 7:00 pm | #
hahaha! He's too crazy for the American Psychiatric Association. When the APA says you crazy, you crazy!
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/...hp?
newsid=26719
It's too bad he doesn't believe in medicating because bitch needs some valium STAT.
don't be glib, mk, you don't know the history of dentistry
Anonymous | 09.12.06 - 6:53 pm | -------------------------------
LOL!
Jesus Christ this guy is losing it.
He is quite the wack job huh?
This guy used to be good in movies now he is just a silly goofball.
both katie and tom have yellow teeth.
kristen - so true
They both have yellow teeth.
Interesting. They are rich yet they have yellow teeth. hmmm
They are the weirdest couple ever with that crazy, phsycho baby.
Miss Thang | 09.12.06 - 6:09 pm | #
I didn't know Tom was Mexican?
"psycho Katie
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa"
Hi everyone-
I'm pretty sure these are old veneers that are stained, hence the Grey Poupon shade.
I don't think bleaching can lighten veneers easily.
Oh, and don't feed Sara, the troll.
the.princess.leia | 09.12.06 - 6:07 pm | #
LOL... Sorry Princess! On the bright side my teeth are not yellow LOL
I guess at the Scientology center they serve piss instead of wine at communion.
He looks gross.
Retards
Sara the girl 4 u | 09.12.06 - 6:19 pm | #
That is disgusting. Have you ever thought some of us may be retards? How disgusting and offensive can you be?
Hypocrites like you creep me out!
Oh, and your screen name, sounds like an advertisement for on-line sex, might wanna change that. K?
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It's more fun seeing little bits of spinach stuck in someone's teeth. Like pieces of their Sunset Plaza designer salad, sort of hanging off one fang when they're on the cell phone working on some big movie deal.
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They are the weirdest couple ever with that crazy, phsycho baby.
Jesus Christ | 09.12.06 - 7:17 pm | #
Your just worried Suri's going to take your "Son of God" gig.
bon jovi haircut!
are you guys kidding me?? how many of YOUR teeth look like that in pictures. probably almost everyones here. alot of us cant afford to get the blinding white teeth treatments. even the crest white strips dont leave your teeth bleach white for that long. he looks normal!
sure as a celeb he should be looking good all the time, but maybe he just doesnt give a rats ass about what you guys think!
Natalie
that's seriously the dumbest thing I've heard on here in a long time. And THAT is saying a lot....
" watch you weave the web of something, something something"
mishma
That's why I stopped at "so I can"! I have NO IDEA what the next word is. I guess I could waste more of my day googling the lyrics!
With that giant toothy grin, I think Tom doesn't realize that he is no longer a youthful lovable hottiepants -- that look is getting damn creepy. He looks like he's about to whip out a machete and run through the crowd, lopping off heads and laughing insanely.
First thing that came to mind...
"Jack's baaaack...."
REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM
With all your fucking money???.....Get a better cap job. And what is up when you had braces?
Mishma-You were close. It's "watch you weave then breathe your story lines".
What a loser I am!
Y'ALL DON'T HAVE TO AGREE!
chewing through leather straps
Hell yeah!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Ima...eres_johnny.jpg
"Here's Johnny!"
Uh, any one else notice that his SKIN is yellow too??? Bad photoshopping folks...
i agree his teeth are no yellower than mines and i brush my teeth and floss every day. Maybe his scientology culture doesnt allow him to bleach his teeth!
Is he getting fatter?His face looks very full & this hair cut does him no justice.Speaking of his teeth,has anyone ever noticed that his midline is off?In dental talk this means his two front teeth are not lined up in the middle like they should be.They are more to the side.Go take a good look & see!
kerri | 09.12.06 - 6:03 pm | #
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Yeah, I noticed it years ago. It's like I said in an earlier post, he's a total mutant. Tom brought along Katie, his adopted kids and Suri the Anti-Christ and were the guests of Dan Snyder, owner of the Redskins. You think Tom's an egomaniacal midget, he's an amateur compared to Snyder. Snyder's a pro. He bought the team for 800 million and now the team is worth close to 2 billion. He's barely into his forties and he has made the franchise his personal fantasy football team, signing free agents who've played their best years on other teams and giving them tons of money, like Deion Sanders, Bruce Smith etc. etc. Of course these guys were past their prime and couldn't do anything to win games. But what it did do was get fans in the seats, a formula that's worked year after year. Star players, star coaches and a team that went nowhere in a town that's disgustingly rabid in it's worship of anything Redskin. In the process he's charged fans for watching football camps, made deals with local authorities to deprive fans of cheaper parking spaces so he could charge them higher rates at places he's owned, even to the point of denying them to ability to walk to the stadium from far away parking places.
Two years ago, Snyder made a move I liken to Micheal Corleone in the Godfather when the team and it's star coach, Steve Spurrier, were a collective bust once again. All of Snyder's meddling, all his moves hadn't done a damn thing except make him richer and fans and the media were beginning to get hostile. What did he do? (Cue Godfather theme here) He hired Joe Gibbs, architect of Redskin glory years, out of retirement. The change in public opinion was 180 degrees, focusing on the old master and deflecting criticism of Snyder. Since then he's purchased the Six Flags franchise and done things like replace longtime radio announcers with his people and bought three radio stations to create his own Redskin network which he naturally has complete control over.
Now he's in a development deal with Cruise's production company and flew Tom and his family in for a day of meeting the boss, the execs, an afternoon of private fun at the Six Flags in this area, and an evening at the stadium to let the kids run around the field while the grownups sat at the 20 yard line watching the Colts/Giants game on the Jumbotron screen. That's not even mentioning the star wattage having Tom Cruise sit in your skybox on national tv on a Monday nite football game. Those two guys must've had boners for each other the entire weekend. Oh, Tom and family stayed at Snyder's mansion while they were here, so you know they was checking each other out on the sly.
Yeah, wtf is this yellow mess on his face?
Whoa Strap On, Tom's gonna git you!
TY Deb, that is so hot. I was going crazy trying to remember. That song was too lame but Corey Whoever was soooo HOT!
Ok, the teeth are gross, but why is he in a suit at a football game? Who the hell does that? Katie was way overdressed too, they obviously have no clue how to go to a game...
He looks like he's doing a mash up of his Jim Carrey and Dennis Quaid impressions. Not a compliment.
mishma-Hart. He was kinda hot as I recall...
Why do we insist on filling our heads with this useless knowledge?
You off from work today? Your friend from my neck of the woods arrives tomorrow, no?
Ahem, back on topic. Yeah, Dana. If middle America cared about soccer or fencing matches, they'd attend them too. Tom's pandering to his demographic here, I believe.
strap-on's just sayin | Homepage | 09.12.06 - 8:14 pm |
I was hoping somebody would post, why he was sitting in Daniel Snyder's box. Katie looked like she was just "thrilled" to be there.
Daniel Snyder has been trying to "buy" a championship, for years. They talked about these two midgets on SPORTSCENTER and PTI today.
GO YANKEES 
GO RAIDERS? 
OakRaiderFan
I understand your distaste, but all sports franchise owners try to buy a championship. It's a business.
How do you think the Yankees got so good?
those are some serious pre-India Beatles teeth he's got going on there. or vintage Risky Business.
why are his smiles always so fake? and now, he's taught Katie how to do it.
Those two guys must've had boners for each other the entire weekend. Oh, Tom and family stayed at Snyder's mansion while they were here, so you know they was checking each other out on the sly.
strap-on's just sayin | Homepage | 09.12.06 - 8:14 pm | #
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you are so, so wrong... to put that in print BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
close your mouth you xenu-loving dwarf.
Yes, Deb, she's coming manana. Getting today off was a fluke. They are doing construction on our building and needed to turn off the power today, YES. It actually worked out because I didn't realize all I had to do (i.e., washing towels, clearing drawers, etc).
Fuck, he is so gross. I can't help hating that motherfucker. I've always hated that motherfucker, even when he was young. Ugh, go AWAY Tom. You give buck-toothed braying jackasses a bad name.
He was so gay in Top Gun.
He looks like he enjoys vigorous anal sex. He's a big-time pillow-biter.
;(
I feel the need, the need for weed.
The days I jerked off while watching this guy are over. He's so weird and scary these days. Even his laugh freaks me out.
I wonder why everything is always so fucking funny to him. He laughs SO HARD! Must be all the vitamins.
Does he ever close his big stupid mouth?
His dirt-star is self-lubricated and twitching, eagerly anticipating the arrival of a vigorous, veinous, cock!!
kerri, you're right...he seems to be getting his chunk on in that pic...
Geez...the gum in the corner of his mouth is, like, SO ATTRACTIVE...not!
I just loathe the Tiny Douchebag. That fucking goofball grin makes me want to throw something scalding hot in his face and then laugh my ass off while he writhes in agony.
I still adore him. The teeth are not yellow. I think like another poster say, we got so used to unnaturally blinding bleached white teeth, that a natural tooth color has become odd.
I think he looks adorable! cooky or not.
Oh Tom, don't you have the damn common sense to not wear a white shirt when your teeth are butter yellow? Tsk, tsk.
Nice mullet, Tom.
Is he missing a few teeth on his lower left jaw?
The teeth color doesn't bother me as much as his stupid moronic smile, and that bad hair. And the gum. He's going to be grinning like that when he's 60.
Lory | 09.12.06 - 7:22 pm | #
Sorry, it's just that the "moral police" gave me a moment of clarity and I thought I should start pointing out that everyone is wrong and immoral but me.....LOL
bon jovi haircut!
billy balls | Homepage | 09.12.06 - 7:34 pm | #
LMAO! That was my first thought, too, billy.
WTF is he so happy about all the time? whatanut!
His dirt-star is self-lubricated and twitching, eagerly anticipating the arrival of a vigorous, veinous, cock!!
Gary Coleman
Wow, Gary! You are the Everready Bunnie of brilliant one liners!
Tom thought that by smothering his face with butter he can look Asian, just like Suri.
can you imagine that shit staring at you from a personal ad? You'd be like, later, next
Here's a pretty good story if anyone is interested. My hub went to the Redskins game last night (compliments of a client). Anyway, he was in one of the suites, and his friend looked up at the big screen and said, oh look, it's Tom C., he's at some game. A few seconds later they realized it was THAT game, and my hub looked down about thirty feet and there he was, Napolean, in all his glory. DH is THE last person in the world to ever get excited about famous people, Hollywood, etc. But he told me he couldn't help but notice how morbid Katie looked. He said she was dressed in all black, and was wearing huge black sunglasses. He also said she didn't smile ONCE that he could see, and she looked like she was sedated. He said she reminded him of how Jackie O. looked after she lost J.F.K. And he said it was really weird too, Tom held on to her for dear life, like he was afraid she was either going to fall over or make a run for it. Oh, and he also said Tom is a major MIDGET, and Katie was at least a foot taller than him. LOL
He looks like he does the smiling for himself AND Katie. He has sucked the life out of that poor child.
It looks like he's missing one of his lower left teeth.
He's a nasty skank.
He's not so HOT anymore. Eww. (To: Katie), "A-ha!"
goodness MK, he so butch? that shit is too funny... he's the one that eats nasty snatch from the hookers behind the houseboat. kinda like eileen wornos
i loved your story, tang...
Melvin -- MK should post that.
tom's teeth didn't have to be buttery for me to think he's nasty...he already is nasty...
There needs to be a media blackout on these two. I cannot stomach any more of their utter fake-ness. Blecch. Super freaks!!
Fuck those Freaks!!! We can right through you two and your PR bullshit is NOT working. Fuck off Fucker!!
He has a bulbous pig nose. He probably has HIV, in which case if he did AND he truly did impregnate Katie, then she has it and probably Suri as well.
He is still pretty hot. Fuck you damn haters! Tom is a pretty boy that can actually act. He might be a bit strange but hey, can you name one celebrity thats actually 100% normal?DUH!! So far he doesn't tap on my door and forces me to convert to scientology, I am cool with him doing whatever he very well pleases. Whatever happened to freedom of expression and free will to choose whatever one wants to!! Chill people!
the.princess.leia | 09.12.06 - 10:03 pm | #
I know Princess! LOL... I was trying to make fun of the stupid troll (moral police) that was bothering you. I love a good fight!
What a pig.
thos glasses dont fit very well. he looks like an ass as usual
So far he doesn't tap on my door and forces me to convert to scientology, I am cool with him doing whatever he very well pleases. Whatever happened to freedom of expression and free will to choose whatever one wants to!! Chill people!
Anonymous | 09.12.06 - 11:17 pm | #
Whatever, Katie.
He's gross, but I see nothing wrong with his teeth. Strike that. I see nothing wrong with the color of his teeth. Even when my teeth were brand new at 10 years old, they were not bleach white, and I would not want unnaturally white teeth. It just looks fake to me, like dentures or caps. I would just like unstained tooth colored teeth.
It's bad enough that we have to look at people with fake teeth, fake hair and plastic surgery, but now it seems we all have to be judged against them as the standard of beauty.
gossiphag, LOL. That's what I was thinking.
Tim, people who can afford to look pretty, SHOULD look pretty, all the time, even when sleeping. They should never, ever have an ugly moment.
Get a life gossiphag! He makes more money than you and is better looking than you, so why be so bitter?!! -T
I like Tom Cruise.
I think he has good values and he is a good person.
I like his movies and they are very successfull.
Katie loves him and he has proven Suri is real.
Now are you people happy.
You can leave him alone.
amy | 09.12.06 - 6:25 pm |
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On the payroll are we?
Get a life gossiphag! He makes more money than you and is better looking than you, so why be so bitter?!! -T
Anonymous | 09.12.06 - 11:26 pm | #
Seriously, "Kate"...Enough already.
I wonder why everything is always so fucking funny to him. He laughs SO HARD! Must be all the vitamins.
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It's a coping mechanism for when you don't know what to say or are a little uncomfortable around folks or situations. You usually outgrow it with more life experience, unless you're a mutant retarded cultist movie star. It's also used when "cheezin" around big shots, making you likeable to them cause you laugh at their jokes, unless you're a mutant retard cultist movie star.
Thanks imapepper and vampira! LOL. He called me from the game and told me because he knew I would get a kick out of it. Oh and he said Jamie Foxx was next to them the entire game, too. You KNOW these people have a secret society!!
Now are you people happy.
You can leave him alone.
amy | 09.12.06 - 6:25 pm |
Was that supposed to be a question?
I like Tom Cruise.
I think he has good values and he is a good person.
I like his movies and they are very successfull.
Katie loves him and he has proven Suri is real.
Now are you people happy.
You can leave him alone.
amy | 09.12.06 - 6:25 pm |
Hahahaha. She had to give L. Ron credit for his phrase "I like his movies and they are very successful." Note the little 'L' next to it. I think this is the universal robotic phrase they are taught in Scientology school.
Lmfao @ Tang. I was SO just thinking about how much of a robot it sounds like...(It meaning Amy, of course. I mean, "Amy").
I like yellow teeth.
I like maniac couch-jumping.
I like robo-babies.
I like empty-eyed "mothers".
I like Top Gun.
Now are you people happy.
*maniacal*
Cough, cough.
Amy's letter about Tom Cruise sounds like when second graders are given an assignment to write about their favorite famous person.
"I like Tom Cruise"
"He is a very good actor and person"
"I have seen all of his movies."
"When I grow up I want to be just like him"
The End.
gossiphag, Mwahahahahahahhaa!!!
Tom Cruise is still a hot guy and I think he comes across as being a genuinely nice guy to his fans all the time. Why can't people just let him be!
NASTEEEEE!!! Shut ur effin mouth already...no one wants to see ur psychoness anymore!
Deb | 09.12.06 - 8:50 pm |
Yeah, I know........
Jack Kent Cooke is rolling in his grave right now.
Melvin: Thanks for the info!
GO YANKEES
GO RAIDERS?
is he getting chubby? He looks awful--terrible haircut, terrible glasses, huge nose. He looks like a deranged donkey. They both look like maniacs.
The teeth, it looks like he's missing some. We need some more shots to confirm he's becoming toothless.
looks like an impersonator. super fat neck/jaw line
I thought this was interesting. I found it in the NYTIMES:
A Rich Coat of Gloss on a Trajectory Spiraling Down
By CARYN JAMES
Published: September 7, 2006
Sometimes the fine print says it all: “Suri’s onesie by Petit Bateau; socks by Baby Dior.” What 5-month-old has a stylist? Or photos taken by Annie Leibovitz?
The October 2006 issue of Vanity Fair features photographs of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes with their baby, Suri Cruise.
Just when Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes needed to prove that they were regular human beings and not — as their downwardly spiraling images have it — flakes, Vanity Fair landed on newsstands yesterday with 22 pages of photographs and an interview that accomplish just the opposite. The extravagantly orchestrated photo shoot reveals a media circus masquerading as ordinary life, and speaks to the devil’s bargain some celebrities make with the public.
As Leibovitz photos go, these are not among her best. The magazine cover, with Suri tucked inside her father’s jacket, evokes a famous 70’s photograph of Paul McCartney with his infant daughter tucked in his jacket, taken by his wife, Linda. The derivative picture is shrewdly calculated in a different way, though. Both parents have their eyes down, gazing at Suri, who stares directly at the camera; it’s a photograph that says, “Look, it’s not about us, it’s about her.”
But of course it is entirely about them, with Suri as their beautiful little prop. In a dozen other pretty but ordinary photographs (with another fashion credit for Suri’s dress), many in close-up and one set against the Rocky Mountains, they gaze at her and beam. But these are hardly private moments.
The story, written by Vanity Fair’s features editor, Jane Sarkin, describes how she, Ms. Leibovitz and what she calls “a small crew” (there are credits for hair and makeup people and a stylist) secretly holed up for five days and nights at the 400-acre Cruise estate in Telluride, Colo. They arrived during a family visit that included 15 Holmeses and a gaggle of Cruises, including his mother, sister and the children he and Nicole Kidman adopted when they were married, Isabella and Connor.
There is one family portrait of Isabella, 13, and Connor, 11, with the new parents and baby. That’s another shrewd move; any parent knows you have to include the older children. And there is a 1996 photo, also taken by the trusted Ms. Leibovitz, of Mr. Cruise and the older children. The way those children have been shielded — they haven’t been hidden from the public but haven’t been paraded, either — is admirable, instructive and entirely different from the Suri circus. Parents, even celebrities, who want privacy for their children usually manage to find it.
But if you announce your romance on “Oprah” and your engagement at an international news conference, you can’t complain about press coverage later; that is the compact Mr. Cruise and Ms. Holmes implicitly made with the public. Yet now they’re actually complaining. “It eats away at me because it’s just not O.K.,” Ms. Holmes says in the Vanity Fair interview about the hurtful gossip, ranging from stories that Mr. Cruise bought his own sonogram machine during her pregnancy (“We were followed by paparazzi, and so my doctor had to make house calls,” she explains) to crueler rumors that Suri, who seemed to be hidden away, didn’t actually exist. Ms. Sarkin’s complicit article describes “the prying public eye” and the “scoop-starved public” greedy for Suri images. But who asked anyone to pry other than Suri’s own parents, he laughing maniacally and she giggling endlessly before the cameras? No one really thought Suri was imaginary or some creature from another planet. The press was simply expecting what the Cruise-Holmes publicity machine had conditioned them for: more displays of a family life that only the Cruise camp can possibly see as normal.
Ordinary parents protect their children, as Isabella and Connor seem to have been guarded; that’s an impulse the public can identify with in the celebrity game. Suri’s parents might have gotten more mileage out of releasing a modest family snapshot and leaving it at that, shutting down the media frenzy without inventing a bigger show of their own. A show is clearly what they were looking for, but the entire over-the-top operation — the famous photographer, the photo so hyped it was revealed on Katie Couric’s first newscast as CBS anchor Tuesday — carries a whiff of desperation.
It’s almost as desperate as Mr. Cruise’s recent apology to Brooke Shields (offered just in time for her to mention it on the “Tonight” show) for his public attacks on her use of antidepressants. What he really needs to do is ask his former publicist, Pat Kingsley, to forgive him for firing her and take him back. He needs somebody on his side who can convince the public that he knows the difference between a celebrity photo shoot and real life, whether he actually knows the difference or not.
OakRaider- Hello to you and your post is too long for me to read.
OakRaiderFan...Do you live in Oakland?
It's all about the Bay Area, yo.
*throws up a W*
TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
I WOULD LIK TO BIYT HIS TEETH THE TEETH THEY LOOK SO TASTY YES JUST LYKE CORN
he and george clooney have the yellow-est teeth out there.
I ALSO WOUD LIYK TO BIT HSI STOOMACK AND HIS FOOT
Horse tooth jackass..His nose is getting bigger with age..that thing looks like a camel penis in the last pix. He always looks like Jack Nicholson in THE SHINING....Here'sss Johnny!!
So seriously, is that yellow foundation caked on his face or photoshop?
HIS STOOMACK AND HIS FOT!!!!!!!!!!!1
dear god, why does he always have to SMILE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW?! I would be fucking terrified if I was ever within 10 feet of Tom Cruise. Seriously.
Namie Style, LOL. I don't think that is yellow foundation. I think Tom has laughed himself into such hysterics that he is losing color in his face. I think the color you see on his chin, lips and nose is the life blood he sucked out of Katie. He is SOOOOOO LaStat from "Interview With A Vampire."
I just want honest & civility, don't you think?
I see Mouse is still posting under different names. Sad pathetic girl. This time she's picking on StoneyBaloney about her avatar. As IF no one would figure her out.
And Melvin, it's actually "Lestat"
I remember Ben Stiller impersonating him years ago. Tom Tom himself was in the skit. A big part of his imitation was Tom Tom's shit grin and laugh. When Ben would do it, Tom Tom would nervously react by doing the same..
But you guys..his nose looks like a penis!!1!
Yes, it's freaking huge.
So he's a little nutty?
The guy makes tremendous films, and he is an excellent actor.
He is kind to every single person he works with and is a consummate professional.
If he was really as nutty as has come off lately, I don't think he would be quite so successful.
From what I have heard Scientology is really an elaborate money laundering scheme. Tom Cruise does not believe in aliens.... come on... if he says he does its so the IRS doesn't come knocking on his door.
Scientology for Tom is Like Kabbalah for Madonna.
Religion is one of the few ways to launder great sums of cash these days.
You always need a bunch of mindless followers, and Tom is no mindless follower.
The craziness as of late is because its becoming harder and harder for him to hide his homosexuality.
DO I feel badly for him? No, its the deal he made with the devil, and his price of fame.
Do I believe he is a good husband, oh yes. He really is very thoughful, and attentive.
I say way better than Chris Klein if you don't mind the lack of sex with your spouse.
I will continue to support his movies as he is, and I suspect always will be a damn fine actor in pretty entertaining movies.
Goddamn you guys are so fucking absorbed in the unnatural Hollywood look that you think teeth are supposed to be glaring white. I think his teeth look perfectly normal, so I guess I gotta play the Devil's Advocate here for real.
I may not like the man but I'm not going to make up some insults just for the sake of it.
But the dude wants to work in Hollywood, so maybe he should whiten his teeth to get a job.
When he self-destructs its gonna be so tasty...like candy-corn..or a Snickers.Yeah,Snickers are tasty.
Aw come on now, when he implodes you will all miss his ass, cos there'll never be anyone on the face of this earth to annoy you the way Tom does.
Personally, I think he's the shitness. But then I never was much for the sane people.
Love the feathered hair.
He just looks old and tired....and straight up crazy
He needs to get a friggin' haircut, he's not 25 anymore!!!
You know, I've never thought Tom Cruise was attractive, ever. I just don't see it. And the fact that he plays the same character in every movie he's ever been in. That being said, hey Tom: If you insist on constantly subjecting everyone to your gaping maw at least have the courtesy to keep them nice looking (read: clean).
It's too bad Tom didn't joing the Hale-Bopp freaks when they went to ride the comet about 10 years ago. *sigh* A person can dream, right?
& yes, a haircut. I've never thought that style looks good on anyone - regardless of age.
I HATE HIM.
That's all.
lol @ everyone who takes everything MK the genius sez seriously! lighten up folks. he's the king of comedy! xoxox
it was "homegirl" that got me. and why are these people always chawing on gum? damn that Britney and her infectious habits!
Closet smoker...
He is just a weird, weird guy. I cannot believe I like him at one point. There is no publicity machine that is ever going to change my mind about him. I don't feel sorry for Katie since she has fallen for a real asshole, who is facing imminent anonyminity....SAYONARA...to you weirdo Tom....
umm ok...Mikki, didn't realize I was getting on your nerves, I'll go back to my corner now.
Stella | Homepage | 09.12.06 - 6:13 pm | #
Shit!! I left right after I posted yesterday and I didn't see this. I wasn't the one who corrected you and I wasn't trying to be a bitch (although when I went back and read my post, it kind of sounded like I was) I was saying that I had ignored your mistakes. Sorry!!!
He looks like his mother. Not a good thing.
I must have a built-in, "asshole" monitor, I have hated this Midget since Day ONE.
agree with mizro...
oh, and raiders fan, that was a great article...thanks for posting it...
Maybe his teeth are yellow from all the Scientology vitamins he takes?
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | 09.12.06 - 10:40 pm | #
Damn, too bad your hubby didn't have the camera. That would be hot shit if you had a photo of your husband posing with Tom Cruise. Classic.
That smile just makes him look more insane. Most certainly a few fries short of a happy meal...
Shit!! I left right after I posted yesterday and I didn't see this. I wasn't the one who corrected you and I wasn't trying to be a bitch (although when I went back and read my post, it kind of sounded like I was) I was saying that I had ignored your mistakes. Sorry!!!
mikki | 09.13.06 - 9:37 am | #
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No No No. lol I was being a bitch and took what you said the wrong way. I am a dope, and corrected my own spelling, because I am anal like that.(no jokes please) SO Sorry. lets hug it out.
Whoever was making the bipolar claim is on the money.
Not to defend him, but before the superwhite teeth thing happened, I had teeth considered very white on the dental scale of tooth whiteness. It was like the second from the whitest. Ten years ago, I had a few front teeth, both top and bottom, bonded. Tooth bonding cannot be bleached. So now unless I want to have all the bonding removed and done over, which would cost a ton of money, I'm stuck with teeth now considered not very white by today's standards. It sucks.
Natalie please, celebrities can afford 30,000 dollar dental care.
If your teeth are that gross I feel sorry for you.
My teeth don't look like that. If he smoked they would be brown. What does that come from? He must be a big coffee addict.
Forget his teeth. Take a look at his schnoze. It looks like its get bigger. Probably due to all the lies he tells.
Stella | Homepage | 09.13.06 - 10:03 am | #
Hugs, kisses, and margaritas to you!!
Margaritas! I'll take 3, thank you.
Hi, Mikki!
Why is it that every time I see a picture of him smiling insanely like this, I hear him "snort laughing"- you know the kind- a person starts to laugh and then snorts like a pig... *laugh*snort*laugh*snort*laugh*snort*
Anyone see the photos of him and Katie at the football game? He's just as tall as her again... miracle of modern science how a man a few inches shorter than her can suddenly be as tall as she is, while she's wearing heels. ??? Does being OT VII make you grow taller or does auditing make you shrink... or is that Katie's not the only one with "new shoes"???
You're short and dorky, Tom... deal with it!!!!
He can always wear a dark brown shirt.
Is he wearing a tie, or is that his tongue hanging out?
Show me da money
I didn't know that Xenu's cum was yellow.
ohh margaritas!! I'll just have one..I'm driving.
Hey, Sara, are you that Christian twat who lives in a li'l ole trailer that yer daddy dun give you? Get lost--you're stinking uo too many chat sites. Don't you get it? No one wants you here. You're a festering sore on the cunt of the right wing. Go suck daddy's pee-pee.
This post is soooo funny! I LOVE this blog!
With all his money, you would think he could have better teeth. That hair style looks out-dated.
You know he has bad breath, he's always showing off his gum! Yuck. He's gross!
I wonder if the amy taking up for TC is the same amy that took up for Paris the other day.
WHICH wasn't me. just wondering.
What a ugly laughing face!!!!!!!
I don't like this gay actor.
I fucking love you MK. Butter teeth...bitch needs Crest White Strips. Fuck Yes!! Couldn't have said it any betetr!!
holy fucking shit that man is scary!
Tommy seems to have more hair in the front, than in a pic I saw of him last month, or so! So I looked closer at the photos; and, sure enough, the front seems to be a shade different.
There seems to be a lot of ANGER behind that smile!
You would think the Scientologist could blast that shit off his teeth. They are supposed to be able to cure just about every ailment out there, right. There is no excuse for poor hygiene when you have the money he has. He obviously doesn't brush his fucking teeth. What a nasty little man.
stoney
love the av
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