First?
She looks awful! LOL
Porcelain Doll she is not. Remember that pic of her face looking like a gravel path?
her skin is like dry leather!
Posh is in now way a white woman.
She looks like an extra from 'Dark Crystal'
I don't see how David Beckham hits that every 6 months with a straight face!
Her shoes are fantabulous!
she probably feels like a plastic milk carton
I think she looks good except she's too orange.
And, too skinny.
I think she looks good, it's nice to see something other than 10 shades of tan on her face
She reminds me of someones avatar on here...but I can't think of it...Please don't be mad at me if it's yours, I mean no harm.
I want to have her shoes. I demand a pair.
yawn. you always post pictures of Posh and say something about how weird she looks. we get it. move on.
Didn't Salt or Peppa have that haircut circa 1990?
She's creepy.
She looks like an extra from 'Dark Crystal'
I don't see how David Beckham hits that every 6 months with a straight face!
TheBreakdown | Homepage | 09.14.06 - 10:59 am | #
I agree.....she needs to lay off the tanning bed and get herself to the dermatologist. She was prettier when she was lighter skinned, she can't do anything without going overboard.
That is NOT porcelain skin, that is Oompah Loompah skin!
The epitome of fug. Beckham impregnates her with a test tube.
Does the bitch have any other look? She just reminds me of Zoolander flashing her best Blue Steel. Smile for heaven's sake - maybe people will like you more.
Absolutely unattractive.
I think she looks okay when she is natural - as in natural pose obviously (couldn't mean anything else)
Its when she's pulling her shit don't stink face that makes me want to shove her.
I DESPISE that haircut. She looked so much cuter with the extensions.
ha she sure makes the bitches next to her look like whales. Whales with frizzy hair.
Say what you will, from front and center Posh looks cool. it's just that she ONLY looks good from ONE angle.
Forget her...let's focus on the shoes!!! They are hot shit!!
wax on...wax off!
omg...she looks like Mizros avatar. Please don't hate me.
I love her hair. I know that I will be pelted with tomatoes for saying so, but I do like it.
Why the fuck can't she smile?!
Stella: ?
Posh is the epitome of FUG and bad fashion!!!!!
I dont like her ashy hair color and she is FREAKIN ORANGE!!!
You couldn't have any sort of enjoyable sex with this prototype without damaging some of her synthetic parts.
hahaha. I was just going to say she looked like MizRo's avatar. LOL.
She looks like a Star Trek regect.
OK she looks cute in the last snap. You got me there.
MizRo, someone said earlier that she thought Posh looked like someone's avatar on here, but she couldn't remember who's. I think it's yours everyone is thinking about. 
What avatar do you see, guys? It's Diner Dash Restaurant Owner and she is very upset at the comparison!
the bitch always looks so serious, like she is of some importance.
I'm so sorry Mizro. haha the dinner dash lady rules..but the haircut...please forgive me.
Are you guys sure this isn't the one they called Scary because she looks that way to me!
Don't see the resemblance but I will have to change my avatar now. *sigh*
Nice sternum piece of shit!
she dresses really nice. great taste in fashion.
porcelain dolls are kinda creepy, like they are going to come alive at night and do EEEVEL(said like mermaid man)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My eyes!
i love how she always OILS her nasty chest. *gag
How much spackle did she put on on? Lots by the looks of it.
My mum saw her somewhere (I can't remember where) in the Spice Girl days. Said she had a crater face.
I met her once (served in Tescos supermarket), told her she was in the wrong queue but served her anyway as she was getting a lot of looks from the other customers. She was buying a few sweets and chocolates, possibly for the children. I'm all heart me.
THE SHOES, PEOPLE, THE SHOES. The ladies of dlisted have now turned our attention to the shoes. Shoe comments only please, where similar ones can be purchased at discount prices.
I will grudgingly admit she looks good here. She should wear color on her face more often. It sort of holds her swollen features in better
Dinner Dash lady is a much healthier weight, and looks more natural than Posh! Hey MIZ-don't change your av!
They are regular hooker shoes. You can find them anywhere, even at wal-mart.
Mr. Peterson, 
Mermaid Man. I think Man-Ray does a good one, too. EEEEVVIIIILLLL
MizRo, don't change your av. I think it's really cute. 
Mama looks so angry.
Um, yeah, I have to agree. Those shoes are FIERCE!!!! The toes are almost as pointy as her sternum.
"Thanks guys, just don't make me feel bad, I look better that Posh."
-Diner Dash Restaurant Owner
Don't change a thing..DD is way hotter...I'm stupid.
hangs head in shame.
That frown hides a cheery smile underneath
You're not stupid, Stella... I can see where you get it re: head tilt and hair.
Deb, my love! Tang, my sweet!
Yeah, Shoogie - if you stand her on her head.
In the last pic it looks as though she's trying to crack a smile but in the process she became to weak from malnourishment so this is all she could manage.
ET phone home
wow, for once she's not oily and greasy. i think she looks good.
wow .. i like how the lipstick matches the shoes..
enlarge the thumbnails..that blonde lady looks horrified like she is waiting for that creature in alien to pop out of the back of Poshs head any minute.
SHE IS NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had that same damn haircut when I was 19....
If she's truly trying to improve her appearance, she should try laying off the tan. Good grief, she looks like she rolls around in tang and then bronzes herself a little. She'd look more human if she was pale like every other British chick.
She has a son that she says is into his looks and outfits. Great. Her outfits are so tacky and trashy. Her nose is like b pigs nose and no matter what she does. Big boobs,etc. Her husbans will leave her. Try to look young as she does. He will leave her fake ass
Say something nice... uh her shoes match her lips...
This woman tries too hard to look good. She will never be a style icon because she is not original aka Kate Moss.
I read in a recent article about her the all the top designers don't wanna give her free stuff because she makes their clothes look like Shit.
She only there for publicity.
This woman is so miserable. She has 3 kids and a rich husband but something just isn't right. She was gorgeous when the Spice girls started, what happened? Maybe her under eating is the only thing she can control since her 'music' is crap and Dave cheats on her. The thing that makes me sad most is that she wears good clothes that would look great on someone with curves. Seriously, woman eat once in a while, it won't kill ya...honestly.
Like a plastic doll. I'm sorry that pig nose just ruins her face. Fix that shit already.
i'm just grateful her ridiculous implants are not exposed...
She can't move her face, fercryingoutloud.
I wish she would smile. She looks so forlorn.
Say what you want about Angelina Jolie but at least you see her out with her kids and wearing everyday clothes (that someone like I could wear without a 15+million salary) But with Posh, I don't really see her out with her kids, not even a walk in the park.
She is so self absorb it's sickening. If you were to just look at her, you would neva think she has three children under the age of eight.
Ha I think the ladies sitting next to her make her look SO weird looking. Its like you think she is pretty until you see her next to normal people, and then she looks freakin messed up. The blonde next to her is prettier than her... even though she is old and heavier (probably a size 4 but next to posh looks like a size 12 ha!)
Seriously, woman eat once in a while, it won't kill ya...honestly.
London baby | 09.14.06 - 12:22 pm | #
Did it ever occur to you that maybe she's allergic to food? So it probrably would kill her. Just a thought...
As an aside to Ms. Alien, I was looking through the latest Rolling Stone and there was a pictre of David Beckham with milk on his face. What a hotie. The milk was bothersome, however.
Why the fuck can't she smile?!
Rebecca | Homepage | 09.14.06 - 11:15 am | #
If she did that, her ears would fall off.
her makeup looks like pure shit.
SMILE!!
The bitch on the left looks scared.
BEAUTIFUL????????!!! RU crazy??????
What the fuk is it with these celebs? She looks just like Barbie, stick arms, stick legs and perky tits. It's effin ugly! How can any guy like sleeping next to that? Give me a woman with handfuls of ass at 2am any day! If a woman is naturally slim, that's okay but this bony crap has got to go!
The ladies sitting next to her look...why, healthy. Human.
MizRo, don't change your avatar; she's far cuter than Posh ever dreamed of being.
I can't believe this woman thinks she looks good. All that money on plastic surgery and she still has that Ms Piggy modified snout. I can't recall ever seeing a pic of her smiling. She always looks constipated. That is impossible, tho, as she doesn't eat food. Bitch sure can drink tho.
She looks like Amanda Lepore in these pix but w/bad hair.
Her feet look like sharpened pencil crayons.
The skin over those fake boobs is stretched so tight it looks painful--they must have used a hell of an expander to get those implants in--ouch!!!
The two in the back row in the last pic:
"Oh look, it's Beck's wife.
Let's get pictures of her back side"!!
Thank you Noelegy...
I think she's not greasy because she just had a team of makeup people blot her face. She should buy 500 boxes of perm or rice paper and use them liberally.
I love the looks on the faces of both women in the last picture. It's the same look I've seen on the faces of people eating their lunches in the park when some schizo homeless person interrupts.
Didn't Salt or Peppa have that haircut circa 1990?
Star80 | 09.14.06 - 11:04 am | #
More like circa 1987!!!
Poor Posh
let's just ignore her and maybe she'll just waste away...
can't someone be kind and tell her: Nobody here likes you! Just go away! We like looking at your hot but stupid as a doorknob husband and we don't care about soccer so just go away!
someone.
Would it kill her to smile?
Would it kill her to smile?
Really, how hard is it to smile, especially when you're married to a major hottie!
i knopw what she needs....a paper bag, preferably brown bag with no holes for breathing ha ha but if she has to breath then just a brown bag
I usually dig her (yes, you heard me right b balls) but she looks friggin' werid here, man.
Are you sure this isn't her wax statue from Mme Tussaud's - the articulating limbs, chav talking version?
Someone tickle her - or pinch her! She's always so deadpan.
This poor ho does not strike me as a happy camper. She's a fashion plate, has a ton of money, and a hot husband, but it seems like it's all for show.
P.S., bitches! I own some shoes similiar to those from Stuart Weitzman...you can get them here:
http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/452...60/c/
14712.html
I would say sprayed on beauty.. but more likely plastered on.. she can barely move or touch herself without making a mark, or smugging..? hee hee. I do like her having brighter lipstick. It makes all the difference in her normally dullish face. The woman sitting next to her is absolutely fascinated with Victoria's hair.
God, she was so adorable when they got married. WTF happened, Posh???
Does this miserable mannequin ever stay home with her spawn? What did David Beckham ever see in her? Was she knocked up when they got married? It seems to me that she would have no sense of humor and would be a real bummer to live with. She will never be on my Christmas card list. I know it sounds harsh... but it has to be this way for now.
Perfectly coked up constantly.
MizRo, Please don't change your av!
Posh, EAT!
GO YANKEES/RAIDERS 
LOL those two women are totally making fun of her.
Those shoes are the hotness..
SHE IS THE ULTIMATE ICE QUEEN!
Botox Baby!
She looks HOT!!
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