GROSS
yeah, i second that GROSS
Oooooooooooooh so ugly. He is so nasty. So is B.Davis too! Nicky Hilton looks like a dude in a dress.
ugly
UGH. That tampon thing is gross!!
And Brandon is just disgusting!
they recognized ya? And I still haven't even seen a pic 
You rock MK, I fully wish I was hammered around those skags, then again, I would prolly get arrested, so maybe it's better this way.
How does a tampon fall out of your vag? Seriously? Ewwwww
I would so hit that.
I thought runway models were too thin to menstruate...
And at least Paris wasn't there!!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Er, gross. That tampon must've been saturated or her shit is so loose it couldn't hold it in.
okay, i just puked.
I hate that guy! What does he do for a living anyway?
What the hell happened to Nicky Hilton? She looks like hell!
Eewwww. Just eeww.
Yeah Brandon was probably giving you the evil eye only when he was near Nicky because she could probably kick more ass than this sweaty twat.
eweeeeeeee she is not attractive.
she's kinda greasy looking... i guess
she's been hanging out with brandon
davis to much.
She needs to invest in the Kotex Super Plus Absobency. Those things could soak up the Pacific Ocean.
Well I hope you pointed, stared and laughed back MK! Such twats! Eugh!
GROSS A ROO~she is one ugly bitch and he is needs to be beat the fuck down just for living!
nice. kudos to you for being on brandon davis' shitlist. i would consider that a compliment. it shows you've got some class.
Nicky looks horrible!!! Her face looks all puffy and shiny. Yuck!
Brandon is a fat fucktard! He doesn´t get to laugh at normal people, maybe he was looking at a mirror and laughed at his own fugly face. Now... seriously what´s with the tampon thing? ***shudders***
God he looks more feminine than she does! Also, the Hiltons should be ashamed of themselves for making such fucken ugly kids!
That's disgusting about the tampon. How loose must that bitch have been?
Nicky looks AWFUL!
Sounds like a hot night, MK!
ewww, tampon mishap - gaaarosssss!!!!
Brandon is a fat ugly punk who probably wears sweaty smelling shit stained underwear. eww, I just grossed myself out, shut up!
Lol a tampon fell out?
Hey fo sho! I think it's the latter possibility! That's one loose vag-YUCK!
Brandon Davis does NOTHING for a living, unless he's paid to be greasy .
Nicky looks like Marilyn Manson in that bottom shot.
Oh, MK-I wish you had been wasted enough to face off with them!
haha! i love you mk
Nicky hilton is so fucking ugly. She should go back blond since it distracts a little bit from her disgusting face. Bitch is straight up ugly.
Having fatso greaseball Brandon hate you is way better than having him like you.
Do I spy some wonky eye in that bottom photo?
Um, is it just me or does Nicky bare a resemblence to Marilyn Manson in these pictures?
Nicky puzzles me. Her sister, love her or hate her, always looks great in photos. Even the ugly Paris pics are still pretty hot. Nicky just looks so awkward, alien-like, and her fashion sense sucks as well.
Those "design boards" for her hotel were ridiculous as well.
I sorta like Brandon Davis. He's like Tommy Lee. I wouldn't want him to be my roomate, but I'm sure he's pretty funny to knock back shots with.
when will their 15 minutes be up? goddamn.
MK I love you...but please don't turn into Perez, stay on their bad side!
Hey NoAnjl! How's my little cheesesteak wit'?
Damn we need to take up a collection from our bars and liquor cabinets so this will never happen again! Although as gross and greased up as he always is trying to fight him would be like trying to catch a greased pig at the county fair and if any of these chicks are the prize well.....that shit is just nasty!
The tampon story is kinda like old Somethin shitting on the floor ewwwww.
Perez woulda been trying to get his fat ass in a photo with those two. MK's the shit cuz he silently wishes them death from across the room. You still shoulda hit the bitches tho!!
I must be demented because I would love to know if anyone took a picture of the tampon incident.
Nicky's lookin a little like Marilyn Manson in the second pic. Scary.
Oh man, Nicky looks torn up! Time to put down the booze and straighten up. As for Brandon Davis....you should have dry humped his lower left leg MK....funny visual, him trying to kick you off, you losing your grip from the Crisco that oozes from his body, him flailing, you flying........
good times.
MK: that is some hilarious shit!!
You so should have thrown him some signs. And maybe a finger too.
I can just see his fat, irrelevant ass reporting you to the "authorities" to have you thrown out. SO FUNNY!!!
Tampon mishap? UNDERWEAR would be the solution.
Wow is Nicky Hilton ugly...must be hard to be the uglier one in Paris' family, given that P is so hideous.
PLEASE don't turn into perez with the whole referring to himself as "we" and "us." It is really annoying. It seems like you would love to be friends with celebs, but you just aren't. and I hate f'ing perez, but you are lower than he is!
why do you even botter with this fat ass rich bitch!!!! fuck Brandon davis and his coked out daze!
Brandon Davis looks like he doesn't WEAR underwear.
how does that even happen??
maybe it was just a string hanging out?
Fuck them! He is a piece of shit and she is an ugly bitch.
Deb | 09.14.06 - 1:49 pm | #
LOL....she really does look like Marilyn Manson!
was the tampon bloody or fresh?
i think shes pretty damn homely in pics too!
Nicky has that roll of fat on her neck, just like Kimora Simmons.
Did the tampon thing really happen? How come there are no pictures. You know the flashbulbs were burning at that moment.
Hi Deb!
And is that Samuel L. 'Snakes on a Plane' Jackson sitting back there?
For all the money Davis' family has, you'd have think they'd have install at least ONE shower.
hi witcyn!
Deb!!! Doin good my warm, fresh soft pretzel!!! 
i don't understand how a tampon could just fall out?
DAMN! MK you're too much! How could one possible recovering from Tampon Bombs? Oh shit! I need to excuse myself to the potty as I might pee pee myself!
PLEASE don't turn into perez....but you are lower than he is!
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jenny that no make sense babe
Good question: How does a Tampon just fall out?
Must have one loose cooter!
Is that Samuel L Jackson to the left?
Nicky looks like something Paris' crabs dragged in.
Is Brandon Fucking both of those HIlton Sluts.
He is one FUG PIG.
He likes like a Giant, Sweaty Pig.
Fucking Disgusting. I just threw up all over the keyboard.
Fat Sweaty Freak
jenny | 09.14.06 - 1:55 pm | #
How is MK as bad as Perez? MK was probably there with his friends getting drunk and hating on everybody. Perez would have been up Nicky and Brandon's asses, trying to get his picture taken in a hideous purple suit. MK is the hotness, Perez is a wannabe kiss-ass.
MK, your title of this post should be on t-shirts, might as well cash in like this pig did.
LOL! MK, i love that you didn't run up to them kissing their ass like some people would. you just be your hot self!
If these people were not rich they would all be working at Banana Republic posing in the back rooms and wishing they were hot enough to be on a runway.
How would these two clowns even know what you look like? We don't even know what you look like, dude.
And is that Samuel L. 'Snakes on a Plane' Jackson sitting back there?
fo sho
I bet he'd rather be with those motherf'ing snakes on that motherf'ing plane than with these motherf'ers!
The tampon bit is hilarious. The only thing funnier would be if the model behind her slipped on it like a banana peel.
Nick Hilton is homely in pictures too.
SHe looks so heniously fug. what happened to her?!
Again girls...I cannot over-stress the importance of underwear! At least it would have caught the tampon. 
MK, please don't hang around them too much. The Hiltons are bad mmkay? I just don't want you to be another victim of their toxic vadges. Before you know it, you'll be some fat fag in a purple sausage suit talking about your BFF Paris Hilton.
Neither of the Hilton sisters are that pretty.
Brandon Davis just oozes scum
That is a good but nasty story. Does anyone know what the deal is with Vanessa Minillo cursing him out on Nicky's website? I want to know!!!!
Good to hear it, my peanut butter Kandy Cake!
Phils are 1 1/2 games out of the Wild Card. They're gonna make it this year!
Oh, and I guess it's official. Shiny IS the new black!
http://profile.myspace.com/
index...iendid=83708900
This is Nicky's my space, and Vanessa Minillo is yelling at her and Brandon. I thought Kevin Conolly was her bf!?!?!?!
I bet he'd rather be with those motherf'ing snakes on that motherf'ing plane than with these motherf'ers!
Deb | 09.14.06 - 2:01 pm |
Haha, that's exactly what it looks like he's thinking! 
tampons dont just fall out! maybe it was a tissue wedged up in there... but a tampon ?? completely impossible-
LOL....she really does look like Marilyn Manson!
NYCGrl
"The beautiful people, the beautiful people"-NOT!
Brandon's family money comes Oil.
It looks like he bathes himself in Oil each day.
He looks like he is dripping oil all over.
Wow. He is fucking Repulsive.
And such a loser too. He is a spoiled rich Nothing. He has never done anything.
He is FAT ELVIS! With his Oily greasy disgusting body.
I know a girl that was drunk enough to fuck him at a club in NY and she said he was so fucking oily and he smelled like piss.
ewww Fat Elvis ... I so wish you woulda hit him MK. In all my years of riding the cotton pony, never, ever (thankfully) has a tampon fell out. Then again, I don't look like a malnourished prepubscent boy so there you go.
Why is Nicky wearing a shirt with skulls on it? Or is it Xenu's head? She looks like Marilyn Manson in that second picture. GROSS!
Why are they famous? UGH!!!
Whoa. Nicky is not looking well. All posters above, too true about the resemblance to MM. Not someone you want to be compared to.
Here is Olive Oil's my space page
http://profile.myspace.com/
index...iendid=98507915.
Him and some geek keep talking about the firecrotch thing. It is sooo stupid.
is Brandon Davis f***** who?? The Hilton sisters are his best girl friends for god's sake, I bet you think John Travolta is a macho Italian Stallion who loves women....sheesh, most things aren't as they appear, especially with the Hollywood crowd....wake up you hick.
Her tampon FELL OUT??!! Now that's cavernous bitch!!!
MK get real. he had no idea you even existed.
No, John Travolta is a gay alien.
Deb - I have a %&$@#@&*)() baby shower at 1 Sunday - Yea, that's right - the starting time of the Eagles v. Giants game bitch! 
There BEST be an open bar with a tv!
wow... nicky looks super bloated. her and brandon would actually make a nice chubs couple.
melvin why the hell did you make me go there? what is that music -- fo sho's av is in perfect rhythm to it. how do you know that's the real vannessa?
loopedup and data sound like they are up to bat for the HIlton's.
I like the line about Brandon Davis being "full of shit" and still going to the bathroom 4 times in half an hour. Funny! Funny! I'm still laughing.
okay, if you're a model walking down the runway, and a tampon falls out of your cooch, what do you do? do you bend down and pick it up and carry it barehanded? do you pretend it didn't happen and let it become the next ho's problem? WTF?!
okay, if you're a model walking down the runway, and a tampon falls out of your cooch, what do you do? do you bend down and pick it up and carry it barehanded? do you pretend it didn't happen and let it become the next ho's problem? WTF?!
I think a tampon could fall out if it was filled to capacity which is even more gross that you didn't check that shit out beforehand.
There is a pic of hilton and lohan on davis' myspace and underneath it says this: I KNOW WHAT CRUTCH I PREFER I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU....
wtf do crutches have to do with anything? I see not only is he ugly, fat and endowed with a perserpation problem but he is also one illiterate motherfucker to boot.
Brandon looks so smelly!
I'm pretty sure it is. I found Nick Lachey's site a while back, and her profile was on there as V. She wrote (what seemed to be) some personal messages. I also had Lindsay Lohan's, but she set it to private. But I have some of her girlfriend's, and she writes to them on occasion. She wrote something to one of her friends about that Morgan Creek producer guy when that scandal happened back in July. She called him and the whole company a "bunch of cunts."
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 09.14.06 - 2:13 pm | #
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Do you throw it over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier?
They should really put a warning sign before showing pics of Nicky Hilton..she really hurts my eyes..so ugly..really
yeah, he is really dumb. And he writes about that girl that stuck up for Lindsay Lohan. He actually has the nerve to call her fat. LOL he looks a like a glazed crispy creme.
Ugh! Make sure to wash yourself with the strongest detergent and bleach available after that, MK. You never know what cooties these human trash might have.
Ugh, don't hate me, but if Davis lost some weight, hair product, the Hiltons, the tude and the herpes, I think he would be ok looking. I'd hit it I didn't think it would be lethal.
what is that music -- fo sho's av is in perfect rhythm to it.
vampira | 09.14.06 - 2:12 pm |
Hehe, Carlton moves well to most 80s music.
NoAnjil, with all of those costume changes, she probably forgot she had her period. I think a tampon could fall out if it was full, too. Or maybe she sneezed?!?!?!
NoAnji -- LMAO! Does your rag hang low....
One of Brandon's goofy friends on his my space actually started a website about 'firecrotch'. It's like www.firecrotch.org or something. He's trying to sell shirts and make money off of the whole thing. What a loser.
NoAnjl | 09.14.06 - 2:15 pm | #
bwahahaha
maybe she put it behind her ear like a pencil.
or just kinda kicked it all the way back to the beginning of the runway.
or booted it out in the audience.
maybe she squatted and put it back in!!!
NoAnjl | 09.14.06 - 2:15 pm | #
bwahahaha
maybe she put it behind her ear like a pencil.
or just kinda kicked it all the way back to the beginning of the runway.
or booted it out in the audience.
maybe she squatted and put it back in!!!
Forget Fat-Ass Hilton and Greasy Elvis! Someone has to explain this "Tampon Mystery!" What is the model's name? What did she do? Did she pick it up? Did she kick it off the stage? Did blood drip down her bony legs?
Anyone notice how close her eyes are set on her face? You know, I read somewhere that was a sign of inbreeding.
Ohhhh Greasy Brandon Davis giving the staredown - scary NOT he's such a joke!
Also the Model story - tell me that can't be true.... I've never heard of a Tamp falling out of someone... if that's your case - you need to go get sewed up by the docta STAT!!
Is Brandon David a Faggot?
Haaa...EW...Im puking...Maybe she sneezed????
LOL..freakin A...tampons are all the rage now...they are the new black..or shouls I say red.
Um Nicky is really yuk...How does midge Connolly date her...
I think he sorta cute...
Did the tampon thing really happen?
ewww guys!!!!
Do your tampons hang lo
Do they fall out to and fro
Can you tie them in a clot
Can you lose them in a ho....
i don't understand how a tampon could just fall out?
Anonymous | 09.14.06 - 1:57 pm | #
I'm puzzled about that too.....
MK, You are one funny, MOFO!
GO YANKEES/RAIDERS 
She is uglier than hell with a man's shoulders and torso.
i'm sorry but i think he's kinda sexy and greasy and hot. i bet he like fried banana and peanut butter sammies jus like elvis - his dead twin
Tampons can fall out if it was inserted incorrectly. Why do I know this.
bbl - going to go get me some V-8
loves it.... dude.. she looks fug.. what the hell happened to her.. i love you MK..
must have felt the crisco staredown huh
MK, you are the hottness.
I can't believe what an ugly bitch Nicky Hilton is. Ew. It kinda hurts to look at her. Brandon, too.
NoAnjil-excuse me while I vomit profusely.
Make sure you get the thick one with pieces of tomato in it, NoAnjil. LOL
Only Paris could've been the model with a vagina big enough to let a tampon drop.
OK so i know i might get bashed for this but Mk please stop turning into pereZ!! This is the type of shit perez posts, but atleast with him the celebs know him (when he got cursed out by tara reid and jesse metcalf). Common MK your not a pseudo celebrity and we like it that way. Keep posting the gossip and stop sounding like a more pathetic version of perez (if thats possible)
Crisco needs a new wardrobe!
MK, you are so funny! Thanks for the laughs - I love you, man.
We're going to need to hire you bodyguards to protect you from the likes of greasy slimeballs like Brandon - then you can yell "Say Firecrotch" all you want.
I didn't know models could have periods
NoAnjil-excuse me while I vomit profusely.
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | 09.14.06 - 2:33 pm | #
Make sure you get the thick one with pieces of tomato in it, NoAnjil. LOL
with a penis stalk in it
Brandon Davis looks like he stinks.... Nicky looks like shit any more - bloated & greasy looking.. Yuck !!!
Brandon is a fucking FAT ELVIS, OILY MORON.
You should see his brother though.
They are the FAT ASS LOSER TWINS
His brother is an EVEN (Believe it or not) FATTER Fuck than him
In L.A. they are known as the DISGUSTING, OILY, FAT ASS, PIG TWINS
And is that Samuel L. 'Snakes on a Plane' Jackson sitting back there?
fo sho
I bet he'd rather be with those motherf'ing snakes on that motherf'ing plane than with these motherf'ers!
Deb | 09.14.06 - 2:01 pm | #
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Yup! I know that he is probably thinking "Why in the hell am I here?"
How does a tampon fall out of your vag? Seriously? Ewwwww
I'm betting that it was a really heavy flow day, and the tampon absorbed all that it could, and it just worked itself out while she was walking. Dumb ho should've took a second to change it.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww MK is trying to be PEREZ
Yoo Hoo Tang - see you at CT!!!!
Dear Nicky Hilton,
Hi I just wanted to let you know that you have a huge nose and a wide well defined jaw line like a fucking man. You also have a huge long flat ass and a really long face and a big forehead. And worst of all you are related to Herpes Hilton (which of course is beyond your control). Here is some advice for you, if Herpes Hilton was my sister, I would distance myself as much as possible. Also your family is a joke and your boyfriend is just as fug as you.
Love always,
Mandy
Brandon Davis looks like he doesn't WEAR underwear.
Noelegy | 09.14.06 - 1:55 pm |
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God,please...no.
I wish you fuckers would stop the blasphemous Elvis comparison. Have some fucking respect!
something smells fishy around here...
Only a huge pussied ho could have a tampon fall out
ds 2:44 pm | Shut the *fuck* up before i jizz on you.
Amy | 09.14.06 - 2:06 pm | #
holy shit retard if you're going to post on every thread, please at least be original.
you talked about asslee simpson smelling of piss and shit.
get a fuckin life loser bitch. are you that ugly bitch that put her myspace pic up?
My friend got into a fight with n. hilton and threw a beer bottle at her and got kicked out of b8. I think she should have been awarded a medal.
Perez tries to do this sort of thing, but he is too bloatedly self-important. MK does this coverage the way it's supposed to be -- ceaseless mockery, no pretense that he's on the inside, and jokes about himself.
Go MK!
Fug-o-Rama
Brandon Davis goes commando so he can air out the stink and oil for when Paris and Nicki blow him
MK- you went out? Among the celebs? Good for you! And you survived.
Stoney - we all know there are two elvis's.
a) sweaty old fat drug taking bacon sandwich eating toilet sitting fat elvis who became a parody of himself
b) hot young hip swiveling ain't nothing but a houndog take no prisoners sexy Elvis.
Obviously they refer to the (a) Elvis when they refer to the oily scion.
Anonymous - Thanks for the kind words!
It's like his greasyness rubbed off on her and Paris's Wonky Eye did too.
Only a huge pussied ho could have a tampon fall out
El Chavez | 09.14.06 - 2:50 pm | #
or it wasn't a tampon, and it wasn't stuck up her ass.
it's impossible for a tampon to just 'fall out'. women swim with those things in all the time.
i can see anal beads or something from the backdoor... but not a tampon from the front door.
But what im saying is that when perez does it, its atleast interesting. Even though he is hibernating in paris's ass, he delivers good stories about other celebs that he has met. I mean with him you actually get a story, like when nicole ritchie came up to him to talk about her "lack" of anorexia, or when jesse metcalf said he dreamed about killing perez lol! Im just saying atleast his encounters are exciting, unlike this pathetic attempt. All the guy did was stare at you and its newsworth WTF??!! Just go back to reporting the gossip, we dont need a lowrent perez!!
She is looking pretty homely there.
Nicki has no eyebrows or something. They look like they've been singed off.
It was probably a Mouse that crawled out of her ass
All the model sluts put mice in their butts now to eat all of the feces in their bungholes
"Fuck" Brandon Davis,greesy chicken!
The Hilton sisters are so ugly.
good times. brandon and paris might of did it a time or two and he might just have the clap.. and the tampon would of been the end of that girls career...
Anonymous 2:52 -- do you print this shit out and use a highlighter? Seriously bitch WTF?
Nicky's neck thing looks like a goiter.
I heart you, MK. Don't ever change! This post made me laugh my ass off.
Nicky Hilton is the perfect example of a fat skinny girl.
Simply put, she would probably look better fat.
Her turkey neck with its' 17 rungs, pig nose, squinty eyes, and those cankles that won't quit?
Oh, a bucket of KFC would work wonders for her wonky-eyed ass..
If she could manage to hide it from Brandon Davis TO eat it.
Maybe the model was so skinny that she had no muscle left and was all skin and bones and when she put the tampon in, there was no vaginal muscle to hold it in... just a theory
Sam | 09.14.06 - 3:00 pm | #
If you call watching N-lister Tara Reid throw a fit "interesting," yeah. Actual celebrities would (as opposed to famehos) have nothing to do with Perez. Additionally, he changes his attitude from malicious to fawning and back again in an instant -- usually based on how the famehos treat him at those encounters.
I'd rather have a minor incident recounted with wit than an equally minor incident recounted with bloated self-indulgence.
Paris and Nicky Hilton look like the result of a lot of inbreding.
I just don't get what makes Brandon think that people like him... especially since he hangs out with Paris and is fug
vampira | 09.14.06 - 3:04 pm | #
Your funny
i'm annoyed because i was supposed to g to Y3 last night, but couldn't do to work.
however, thus far, i have gone to rock & republic, john varvatos, cloak, and tonight, custo barcelona...
i've seen: niecy nash, robert verdi, paris & nicky hilton, phillip bloch, jeremy sisto, eva mendes, jc chasez, the french editor of vogue, and anna wintour...
i'll let you hot sluts know if anything sick happens tonight...
so far, paris is not that tall and all she did was fix her makeup, talk on her cell, and pose for pictures...i hope she dies.
LMAO, I would love the opportunity to kick his ass. I'm not a tough girl, but i think i can take him... after all, he's never worked a day in his life!
Why are gas and oil are so high nowadays when we have Brandon Davis?
i actually think i loathe him more than paris...but i don't know why
lol, he sits with one person and laughs at you MK, but you have just made the whole world laugh at him even more!
Good Questiion London Baby
We should just go to Brandons house and let him fill up our tanks with the oil refinery on his head
Seven | 09.14.06 - 3:13 pm | #
i'd have to dissagree because even tho tara/jesse metcalf/loho are crap celebs, they still have more status than that of a socialite and her boyfriend. Plus you cant call the flipping out of tara/jesse/nicole the same as a "haunting stare down" with brandon davis lol! Sorry, i like mk a helluva lot more than perez but im not afraid of voiceing my opinion when i think he's going into perez territory.
...And doing it poorly as well!
The Muffin - your funny
It's only Perez territory if he all of a sudden starts kissing their asses...besides, I'd much rather see MK's gorgeous face over Perez's in magazines
jinxy -- can't wait, get drunk and start something.
thankie ohmy, just cranky and malnourished.
Perez while fat is pretty fun to look at lol! I think its his wacky style and weird hairstyles. Mk would be too sophisticated for a gossip show on E. Perez is kinda fun looking so ya he is the better candidate for the show. Mk should just continue blogging because right now he is the best one (excluding this post lol). Perez's whole site is basically full of hate comments so its obvious his blogging days are numbered.
grease ball doesn't look happy..he upset paris is sucking travis
Just 'cause MK went to a fashion show, doesn't mean he's trying to be like perez!
Keep up the great work MK!
Just keep doing what you doing mk don't start kissing people's ass, then you won't be for real about them when they fuck up.
Seriously, how long is her face and neck? They must take up like 1/2 of her total height.
nicky looks like a squirrel in the face, and as for brandon he looks like he smells of bacon.
She looks as though half of her left nostril is missing. And she's working the hot dog neck made famous by Kimwhora Lee Simmons.
Perez, is so gross to look at. I would hate having to see him on tv. GROSS. I think i'd rather see Bradon Davis before looking at that fat ass, then again they are both fat and ugly, never mind. YO! MK, if they keeping giving you hard looks and laughing at you, you can always bump into them and spill your drink on them.
jinxy -- can't wait, get drunk and start something.
vampira | 09.14.06 - 3:26 pm | #
i was WASTED at the rock & republic show and went up to niecy nash (the black female cop from 'reno 911') and was like "you're fucking amazing, and fuckin hilarious and your show is fucking awesome - fuck fuck - blah blah - fuck - blah - fuck fuck fuck." unfortunately, she was really nice..
Nicki Hilton is a homely bitch. Brandon Davis should just die. He is such a fucking waste.
I wish I was there with you MK we would have probably gotten kicked out! haha
This post is EXACTLY the reason I love MK.
GREASEBALL SCUM BRANDON DAVIS
I agree. Great post..better than Perez with his buttkissing of celebs. I know this expression is overly used but Michael K is keeping it real!!
You were at a fashion show MK? That is sooooo Perez! How long before this site turns into PerezHilton lite?
Nikki Hilton is so ugly here. Damn!
Anonymous | 09.14.06 - 3:57 pm | #
Perez is that you?
Bravo to you MK for not cosying up to them and trying to be their "friend". You're acting exactly the way a real observer of society, and the morons that populate it, should: from a distance yet from the 'inside' (i.e. at the same events). Please keep it up.
BTW are you sure the fat shithead was laughing at you? and, if so, what the hell for?
Aw, who cares. He's a loser that even skank Parisite dumped to be with the tattooed cocksucker Travis Barker and now he's stuck with fugly Grade B ho Nicky. Jesus, and I didn't think it was possible to be fuglier than Parisite.
first of all, i go to fashion shows too...does that mean i'm like perez, too???...MK was invited, just like i am, because we're friends with people in the industry. my friends aren't celebrities, but celebrities happen to be at those events.
MK wasn't there to kiss their asses, he was there to look at fashion and people-watch...what everyone else is there for (whose jobs aren't involved in the fashion industry).
so stop hating on people who live in NYC and happen to go out to places that celebrities are at...it's not like they fucking own these shows. we're allowed to go too.
not to mention, MK is totally hating on these bitches, not blowing smoke up their asses like perez. so step off bitch.
Seriously, we should all just go to the next fashion show that Brandon Davis shows up to and point and laugh at the fucker, maybe he would cry
Sam | 09.14.06 - 3:00 pm |
Shut the hell up "Sam". You're talking out of your ass. If you think Pigez is so great then what are you doing here?
You haven't got a clue and Pigez is a loser whose star will soon fall.
that guy is just plain ugly!
Brandon looks hot in these pics. admit it...
I think Anonymous 2:52p.m. is Crisco himself.
Nicky Hilton....NOOOOOO...
I think the skull shirt is kind of cute. And maybe when you have the infamous "gap" (legs don't touch from thigh to ankle) it's possible for things to just fall out?
Sell-out
Usually people would have been grossed out about seeing the used tampon but after catching a view and whiff of Brandon & Nicky it didn't seem so bad
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I can't decide what is more repugnant; the tampon or Brandon Davis's greasy Crisco ass.
they were at cipriani afterwards -
Its the new rage.. via Paris and Linds.. apparently that is what models use instead of underwear.
And did someone announce 'The Sweaty air-bag has left the building' every time Brandon took a potty break so everyone could grab a deep breaths of fresh air?
MK, i was at the show too! i wish i had seen you, i would have come over and said hello :o)
i walked by nicky and brandon and thought, "ew, no wonder they call him 'fat elvis'!" hes so gross. he thinks hes hot shit and seems like a total asshole.
ok, is it me or does brandon look like he reeks of inside out ass? and nicky is an ugly looking female.....how old is she and that neck is sagging already?
They are to gross 'ewww'... More trashy family`s with cash!"Just great"
not to mention, MK is totally hating on these bitches, not blowing smoke up their asses like perez. so step off bitch.
Jinxy McDeath | 09.14.06 - 4:01 pm | #
Priceless!
I almost pissed myself Jinxy!
{Nasty crackheads)
Hilton dog`s look Fug and used up !
And nicky`s dressed like trailer trash.
Ewww Nickys got Kimora Simmons hotdog neck.
Does Brandon Davis ever shower?!?!? What a fat ass worthless piece of shit. Nicky Hilton: nobody thinks your hot except for that midget boyfriend of yours.
EW NIKKI HILTON LOOKS SO HIDEOUS I FEEL LIKE PUKING! and brandon davis can go suck nikkis huge horse!
They're both ugly and gross.
First off, EWWWWW!!! And second, obviously the model chick wasn't wearing any panties/thong. That's just straight nasty!
Someone told you a story, MK. Tampons don't just fall out.
I don't know what the hell happened to Nicky-she used to be pretty.
Ive recently noticed her nose being really big, didn't really notice it before. Her face has gotten a little chunky. Maybe its cuz of her sister, thats whats making her ugly.
And Brandon. I have nothing to say about him. He just makes me sick.
Does Brandon Davis ever shower?!?!?
Poodles | 09.14.06 - 6:14 pm |
He does. But the water just beads off of him.
So, we made eye contact and his ass gave me the staredown.
Another hot thing happened, although I didn't witness it. Apparently, a tampon fell out of one of the model's coochie while she was walking.
Bullshit!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How does a tampon fall out of your vag? Seriously? Ewwwww
mishma | 09.14.06 - 1:42 pm | #
Probably cause they are so damn thin there is nothing to hold it in.
brent | 09.14.06 - 7:46 pm | #
Occasionally they squirt Super Action dishwashing fluid on him, but it can't penetrate the thick layer of grease...
it could be a good thing. why would you want to be liked by them.
Her face looks chubby in this pic
Is she preggers?
Ok, I just worked out who Nicky Hilton looks like (and it's been bugging me for a while) - Marilyn Manson. Fo Sho Bitches!
Fashion Week is full of these diseased social wrecks...what a bunch of losers. I love that they will all will be bottoming out on coke soon...such a lovely crash...rehabs are going to be flooded soon..
Brandon = Oilycrotch
Nicky's face is starting to sag, she has no eyebrows or eyelids. Spend some cash and fix yourself!
Trash, oh man you're right. They have the exact same facial shape, same eyes, same lack of eyebrows.... ewwwww....
how loose was that models vag that a tampon fell out??ewwww
Brandon's really rockin' that liza minelli spit curl thing isn't he? For a big, oily thing he's very fem looking.
hahahaha good shit brandon davis we know youre reading this you fat ass !!! yay
Seriously, we know Brandon has no life now. If he knows who MK is, he HAS to be sitting at home on nights Paris won't take him out and reads the blogs about what we say about him.
Two worthless ugly people who do nothing in life but go to bars
A tampon fell out of a coochie?
That's a word I didn't learn in my englishclass. Someone tell me what is a coochie?
God, Nicky Hilton looks like my friend Petur in drag...
And for Mr. Davis, how is it that he uses so much fucking coke but never loses any weight?? What the fuck is the point of taking so much coke if it doesn't do anything for you?
EEEEEdiooots!!
Look at the pics on Nicky's Myspace, there are photos of a normal and even overweight Nicole Richie. Also, why is are there photos of the said "fire-crotch" on her myspace AND paris ho-ton's? Is this all just a farce? Are they just making this "feuding" shit up?
Also, a "coochie", my foreign friend, is slag term for "vagina".
Her tampon fell out when she was walking? She doesn't wear panties either? And I'm not even going to comment on anything else.
So who picked up the tampon? Someone should have kicked it into the front row.
Brandon's really rockin' that liza minelli spit curl thing isn't he? For a big, oily thing he's very fem looking.
Jinxy McDeath | 09.14.06 - 10:48 pm | #
what's up imposter??? where's your dave matthews avatar??? at least you're a benign imposter. thanks for not being a weirdo.
I have seen nikki hilton in person on several occasions before in Malibu, seen both of them actually, and yes nIkki is really THAT homeley. MK is not joking. Paris is not all that great looking either. But she does look marginally better than her sister. But paris is a fug too, just nikki is more fug. and they both have nasty big hooked noses, that i swear, pics do not do justice to, because they are even more hooked and big.
and in person, you can tell paris is wearing contacts, they have that fake look all blue contacts have when you try to cover up your natural born brown eyes. it just does not work.
I have seen them before on the beach, in FULL makeup, who the fuck wears full makeup to go to the beach? And nikki for being skinny, has cottage cheese celluite all over along her backside and legs. Anyway, mk is telling the truth, both of the hilton sister are on the homely side.
can Nikki h. eyes be any more beady, little and close together??
not attractive.
Brandon Davis is HOT! Who cares if he's sweaty and fat?
i don't understand how a tampon could just fall out?
Anonymous | 09.14.06 - 1:57 pm | #
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IT SURE CAN! if the chick had it in for waaay too long, your body begins to reject it- push it out to be more exact. Yeah that means she's straight up nasty....i feel sorry for though that must've been embarassing. And i guess when you're doing a fashion show you dont really have time to take needed breaks. I wonder who picked it up? Must have been her right??
Malibu man | 09.15.06 - 12:32 pm | #
in response. Dont forget the only reason Paris looks marginally better is because she had work done!!! have you seen her before photos. FUGLY isnt the word...
Wow...just by sitting next to him her hair looks like you could fry som french fries in that shit...
They are both sweaty and Oily...disgusting.
Here is Olive Oil's my space page
http://profile.myspace.com/ index...iendid=98507915.
CHECK OUT BRANDONS D's MY SPACE, SOME GIRL NAMED SARAH WROTE HIM A FUNNY, BUT TRUE, LETTER., FUNNY SHIT!! AND HE POSTED IT. TOO FUNNY, EVERYTHING SHE SAID WAS TRUE. SHE CALLS PARIS AN UGLY BIRD NOSE AND HERPES INFECTED AND SAYS HE IS FAT AND UGLY AND BLOATED. WELL ATLEST HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR AND DOES NOT TAKE HIMSELF TOO SERIOUSLY,SO THATS GOOD. PARIS WOULD HAVE DELETED THAT SO QUICK..IT IS IN HIS ABOUT ME SECTION..HE CALLS HER HIS "NUMBER ONE FAN" MAYBE HE IS NOT SUCH AND ASS AFTER ALL. I MEAN, HE DID POST IT.YOU CAN SEND HIM MESSAGES IT LOOKS LIKE, BUT YOU CAN NOT ADD COMMENTS I GUESS UNLESS HE ADDS YOU.
SHE HAD THAT TAMPON ON TOO LONG-NASTY BYATCH!!-AND NICKY-DAMN, ALL THAT MONEY-SHE NEEDS A NEW HEAD.!!
BARNDON'S A SWEATY COKE-HEAD MESS!
What the eff is his lard ass doing at fashion week anyway??? Did Lane Bryant launch a mens plus size line he just had to see??? Maybe that tampon only came out cuz grease from Brandon was oozing out all over the place and somehow it got into her cooch and it slipped right out.
i'm not believing that a tampon fell out. i just don't think it's physically possible.
NICKY IS BUTT
OMG, my uncle saw something similar happen to a cheerleader at a football game with a pad, but I'm mortified for the model.
More in pain for her than disgust over the whole thing.
Okay...Brandon Davis looks like a fat tranny, while Nickie Hilton is just goddamn ugly.
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