Drama queen
Let me start writing her "E! True Hollywood" story NOW so I can get my check!
Bet she got some good pain pills.
damn she really is the cause of all her own problems!
jesus christ
Drama Queen.
Can you imagine being Harry Morton?
She is the Dumbest idiot ever.
I know people who have met her in LA and said she is dumb as a rock and she smells like cat piss.
and in person she is fucking ugly and really freakled like a freak.
She is known in LA as the freakly freak whore.
her implants are growing. maybe thats what she was doing in the hospital.
only her wrist...
i bet that was halarious to see her slip and fall. i wish i had seen that.
haha.... maria carey... good one. 
I've been to the emergency room once in my life (for someone else) but this chick goes in if she sneezes
that or she's so drunk/high all the time she's always 'oops falling down and can't get upping'
cocaine is a helluva drug....
I have a friend who works at St. Vincents and she was actually there because she is such a dirty whore her decomposing, sore infested vag needed attending to
She was Coked up and Drunk (as usual) and she fell.
She is gross. Such Trash.
I know people in Los Angeles who will not cast her in anything.
She will be doing porn in a few years when she "blows" threw her money so to speak.
She is a trashy hooker.
It's sad : (
my freind was at bungalow 8 in ny and she was doing lines in the bathroom
Too much coke made her fall... the eating disorder made her bones brittle.
If this bitch ever has kids she'll make Shitney look like mother of the year.....oh yeah I said it.
Take me to the bloody hospital NOW! I, Linsay Lohan have fallen. Would someone please unplug the universe, can't you see I have fallen.
THIS IS THE OLDEST-LOOKING 20 YEAR OLD ON EARTH. Make your money NOW Lindsay because you'll be washed up by 26.
my freind was at bungalow 8 in ny and she was doing lines in the bathroom
anna | 09.16.06 - 1:08 pm | #
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My friend was NOT at Bungalow 8 and I new she was doing lines in the bathroom.
The next post about her hospital stay is when she's on an autopsy slab. This kid is self-destructing. And what Page Six about her mother getting drunk at her birthday party. Why haven't you reported this?
She was probably shit-faced. Hmm, on second thought, she was DEFINITELY shit-faced.
She is the trainwreckiest trainwreck in all of trainwreckdom.
She's such an attention whore. Hmm plus a regular whore.
The only sad thing about this is that she there was a glimmer of talent in her. But guess what? Paris, skanking around, blow and being a big media whore overrides that all.
In 2 yrs we'll all see her E! True Story and she'll be turning tricks on some street corner in L.A. for some coke money. Too bad children and youth didn't take her away from her family years ago.
in the words of Justin Timberlake, she is losing her way and it's sad! she was talented but now she's turning into a whore and she's gross!
My guilty pleasure is reading about Lohan. . .it's something new each day! Keep it up, Lins!
SHE IS ALMOST MAKING TARA REID LOOK NORMAL.
I've been to the emergency room once in my life (for someone else) but this chick goes in if she sneezes
that or she's so drunk/high all the time she's always 'oops falling down and can't get upping'
billy balls | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 12:58 pm | #
SHE GOES IF SHE FARTS.
OXA
While she's there she should get her tits realigned. Or maybe she should go to one of those Oil Change garages for a realignment and a lube job.
New York hospitals, especially the ones downtown, are a lot less discreet than Cedars-Sinai, or even Lenox Hill for that matter (like Bellevue and Beth-Israel talking openly about their celebrity patients). We can expect to hear more about this later.
I'll be home soon. I'm off to the hospital to pick up some attention. Do you need anything while I'm out?
That's some killer wrist action to result in a fracture....go Linds!
Cocaine IS a helluva drug HAHAH she probable fell on purpose to make Harry M fell bad for trying to have alife and not spending every fucking second of the day with her
SOrry this is so long but...
On Thursday night, Lindsay reluctantly joined Dina for Dina's birthday celebration at Phillipe on East 60th Street. "Lindsay got a call from her mother telling her to come to the party," said a spy. "Lindsay didn't want to go, because her mother was drinking already, but she went anyway."
All was well until the first course arrived. ”When Lindsay got there, her mother and her four friends were into their second bottle of Cristal," said a restaurant-goer. "Right after the first course, they started fighting."
The two began cursing each other in front of other patrons in the crowded Chinese eatery, including Ryan Cabrera, Brandy and Serena Williams at nearby tables. "A mortified" Lindsay finally told her mother to "go to hell!" before she exited. After Lindsay left, Dina started "crying and shaking . . . Dina typed vigorously on her BlackBerry for 45 minutes while her friends were just sitting there, and when the birthday cake came out, she broke out crying again - even louder."
The unhappy birthday girl made "five trips to the bathroom in 90 minutes and came back to the table sniffling each time," said the witness.
The tired and emotional Dina was so distraught that she started "throwing fortune cookies at the waiters and flipping them off." Finally, after four hours of partying, the $2,000 bill was paid - with no tip for the waiters, who then "had to help her out of the restaurant as it closed down for the night."
and wtf is a "wrist situation"??? Is that what she told Harry it was. " Sorry sweetie I have to stop doing this now..I have a wrist situation"?
Harry doesnt do drugs ...so why is he with this soiled spawn of satan?
It's funny watching this Whore go on a downhill spiral.
She is going to be selling her ass for coke on Sunset Blvd. soon.
Maybe Heidi Fleiss will take pity on her and let Lindsey sell her ass to Charlie Sheen for some coke.
What A dumb slut.
It's really going to be funny when she isn't in any more movies but porn.
What is this disgusting excuse for a human going to do.
It's really sad : (
But it's going to be fucking FUNNY
I wish she was my wife!!!!
Christine Levy, if you find her hooking on Sunset Boulevard to be funny, you must find Daniel Smith's death "really sad " but hilarious!
hahaha i just love the person who wrote "jesus christ"
I think she actually looks really pretty in this pic. And if the fight is true I wonder what it was about? Maybe Dina doenst like harry morton saving her coke buddy?
This chickie is on her way out because none of her movies make money and no one will want to put up with this bullshit anymore. There's a difference between being a tabloid queen and an actress that people want to hire. She should quit the heavy spending because it's going to all end soon.
I think she actually looks really pretty in this pic. And if the fight is true I wonder what it was about? Maybe Dina doenst like harry morton saving her coke buddy?
Yes, lindsay is crap. No, she doesn't deserve Harry(she said it herself).
Paris please stop posting here..
go get drunk..
Stella
Great scoop! It so figures they made ascene, trashed the place AND stiffed the waiters. Most places will put an automatic gratuity on parties of six or more. Maybe they "rolled the dice" hoping for a good tip, and didn't put the gratuity on.
Karma's gonna get ya, Dina! You piece of shit! Anyone want to know why Lindsay is so f'ed up only need look at her parents. Really a shame that Lindsay seems to be more mature than them, (and that's not saying much!).
P.S. If I was one of those waiter's Dina stiffed, I think I'd "accidently" drop her drunk, ignorant ass onto the street!
While I find Lindsay's life fucking tragically hysterical...give her a break (no pun intended) on this one. She just tripped and fell. It might have been harmless. Now, if it is revealed that she was pulling a train in the mens room, and slipped on the nasty cum splattered floor...then we can make fun of her for it
She probably did it on purpose so she could get her weekly fill of Vicodin and Demerol.
This heaux has tripped and fallen more than Stevie Wonder in the 100m hurdles.
I am so sorry, but she does not get to pass GO.
She is a crackhead!
this girl's a trainwreck...fun to watch, though What will she do next??
This heaux has tripped and fallen more than Stevie Wonder in the 100m hurdles.
ROFLMAO.
OXA
The Breakdown, LOL. I agree, I think she's a major drama queen/attention whore. I don't know Harry's past, but it seems as though he's a nice guy trying to help her and really likes her. I kind of feel bad for Lindsay; I think her insane parents made her nutty. She never had a chance. She needs to cut mama off of her payroll, grow up, and be on her own already.
What's wrong with this girl? When I was her age, I partied my ass off every night of the week, went to school, worked full time (and not at a job where people were tending to me hand and foot) and I was NEVER sick (except for a little hangover maybe). Does she have a compromised immune system or something?
OK sorry I didn't see that it said she slipped - but still - whats wrong with her (other than just being stupid)?
Do celebrities actually have lives? If my existence was based solely on appearing at clubs and parties every night, I think I would kill myself. Doesn't that get boring after a while?
i highly recommend checking out page 6 today...the first item about the lohans...apparently lindsday and her mom had a huge public fight on mama lohans birthday, which ended in a drunk and coked out dina leaving the restaurant in tears and without her daughter(and without a tip on her $2K bill). lindsay, of course, did not hesitate to go out to party shortly thereafter...does anyone see a rock-bottom soon?
the item is practically a direct allegation that dina lohan has a drinking and coke problem...
So what does she overdose every few months? Drugs aren't for everyone...you're not Kate Moss.
Pop sugar has the full story too!
It's truly a sin and a goddamn shame when Lindsay Lohan is in the same room as Serena Williams and is the one called un-ladylike.
Even with a penis, Serena has more tact than Blohan.
I get the feeling that this girl is a major hypochondriac.
Somebody really needs to learn some motorskills quick!!
She must have a coffee mug with her name on it at the hospital
LOL at coke wrist comment...she is such a hypercondriac!!!!
"This heaux has tripped and fallen more than Stevie Wonder in the 100m hurdles.
I am so sorry, but she does not get to pass GO.
She is a crackhead!
TheBreakdown"
Man, you are so fucking funny!
It appears that it is a race with Parris to see who can self distruct first, and Blowhan gave Skank Hilton a five year HEAD start.
Mother and daughter's coke dealer only needs one account.
I am a server myself, had a customer today pay his lunch bill with a BLACK AMEX (yes I had it in my greedy little hands) he was driving a brand nex Lexus and he left me the big ole $0 tip! So those Chinese waiters should call me and we'll go out for saki together and bitch.
Regarding Linds - I don't even what to go to the hospital if I am dying, so she must be desperate for some drugs/attention.
Frisky Shadowridge | 09.16.06 - 3:56 pm | #
Yep, and all that falling down she does, WTF? She's not even 21 yet and she's already fallen down a zillion more times than I did when I was at my drunkiest.
drunkiest=drunkest, LOL.
enough about this fucking skank ho
I wonder what she think about the whole world laughing at her...she ain't got to broken wrist! Does she think we're stupid?!
Her hairline is funky weird.
pats, I LOVE the word 'drunkiest.' LOL It's very cute. 
I think Lindsay has Munchausen Syndrome, minus the baby. She just harms herself for attention.
good theory Melvin!
hahahaha. Thanks parissucksliterally! LOL 
from all the hand jobs..ho pole tunnel
She probably hurt her wrist trying to hold her $100 bill at an angle so she could snort her coke. Nasty bitch!!
Pats, if you don't mind, I think I will start using the word "drunkiest," too. That's damn cute!
I heard she was admitted to the hospital--who becomes an inpatient for a broken wrist? You get it set and you go home. As usual with Lohan, it's hinky.
Dag, where is everbody? I'm such a loser. Here is more about Blo and her mom...
http://www.tmz.com/
This bitch went to the hospital, AGAIN?! Thanks guys for the info regarding Dina's Birthday party.
DAYUM! What's next?!
GO YANKEES/RAIDERS 
I am a server myself, had a customer today pay his lunch bill with a BLACK AMEX (yes I had it in my greedy little hands) he was driving a brand nex Lexus and he left me the big ole $0 tip!
missm | 09.16.06 - 7:24 pm | #
people don't get rich by giving it away. i wonder if the card and the car -- and thus the meal -- were really paid for by a company?
Either she's having the "girls" reinflated, or she just runs into the hospital so that a friendly doctor can pass her some more shady prescriptions.
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | 09.16.06 - 9:12 pm | #
That is Munchausen syndrome, according to Wikipedia. Munchausen syndrome done by mothers to kids is called "Fabricated and Induced Illness," or Munchausen syndrome by proxy.
Dina won't you blow,
Dina won't you blow...
I love you guys.
I hope Blo fires Mama Blo! That would be awesome. And then after seeing that, Jessica Simpson gets up enough nerve to fire Papa Ho!
I can't sleep. Where are the idiots like that D-whatever J. person that was here the other night? =**(
Seven, really? I didn't know that! I thought Munchausen was Munchausen. I remembered hearing the proxy thing, but never knew what it meant. Wow.. I like your idea of getting the girls reinflated, though! LOL Or maybe she's asking the doctor how to get 'rid' of her mom. 
I'm going to hell, aren't I?!?!?
Perez smells like sour butt, I love your name and your avatar!! tee hee
Tang thanks!
Perez is a simian beast. I mean look at that mouth of his!!! And speaking of his mouth, he has some video footage up on his site right now. He really thinks he's the shit: http://live.canoe.ca/Videos/Show...11/
1826090.html
All I can say is we all love Michael K.!!! =P
PS
I bet Perez had his ass kicked a lot in school.
Perez Smells Like Sour Butt, bwahahahahahaha!
Tang
Her hairline is funky weird.
Rebecca | 09.16.06 - 8:30 pm |
it's called a fivehead.
Why wasn't I invited to their party? Meh.
"The two began cursing each other in front of other patrons in the crowded Chinese eatery."
Isn't this from the script for "Freaky Friday"?
totally agree with Frisky Shadowridge. i've gone to work with hangovers so bad that i prayed for a sniper while making 10 bucks an hour, not 5 mil a picture. liloh is one dopey lil' brat.
fivehead, so funny.
Coke wrist!
Ha ha ha! Great!
You know that ho just wanted some painkillers!
Surprised His Wrist Didn't Fall Off After All The Hand Jobs She Has Been Giving !!!
Munchausen by proxy is when you get your kid or close relative sick to elicit sympathy.
Munchausen's Syndrome is when you make yourself sick or fake illness to get sympathy.
Same disease, different manifestation.
Idiots.
Kiki is Baked (For Real) | 09.17.06 - 6:16 am | #
That's what we were saying, ignoramus.
Her hairline is funky weird.
Rebecca | 09.16.06 - 8:30 pm |
it's called a fivehead.
eric | 09.17.06 - 1:02 am | #
LMAO! Love it love it love it. Oh, and Tang, I love the Melvin Gibsonberg part of your name, and that monkey!
I really can't stand this bitch. I really enjoy hearing about bad things happening to her. I am def going to hell. I really don't understand how she keeps getting roles in movies? How? Why? No on feels sorry for you!!!!!!
JFUNK, she gets roles because she's the best cocksucker in Hollywood. Dina, gets her all the roles because she's the best salad tosser in Hollywood.
I mean, duh.
friends don't let friends walk all fucked up...jeez bitch sit your ass down and don't move until you get sober.
She doesn't have any friends. Anyway she doesn't need friends; she needs an intervention, followed by 2 months in detox, plus estrangment from her cokehead mother.
Poor dear...maybe she didn't get the attention avalanche she was hoping for over the *engagement*, and so had to orchestrate this little fall.
I'm sure the hydrocodone doesn't hurt either...
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She got engaged? When did that happen?
I'm surprised she felt it.
Hasn't she o.d'ed yet?
Wrist Injury?
Foot Injury?
Asthma?
Exhaustion?
Dehydration?
Get a room already at the hospital and stay there!
Um, Kiki is baked (for real), you, obviously, are the real idiot here, my friend.
Does anyone notice just how unbelievably bad her fake tan is in this picture!!! There are two marks on her right shoulder where the tan has rubbed off because of straps and its all orange and blotchy!! You would think that if normal people can afford to buy a decent fake tan and apply it properly that she would be able to! I don't even know why she bothers fake tanning! We all know that shes a giant pale red headed freckle! Theres no way in hell she'd ever have a real tan! She tries just sooooooo hard to be something she is not. I kinda feel sorry for her!
from perezhilton.com:
Lindsay has landed back in LA! And, La Lohan has gone straight to the emergency room.
Fresh from her fashion week foray in NYC and hospitalization on Friday, multiple sources confirm exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Lindsay paid another visit to the ER on Sunday.
According to several insiders:
- Lohan paid a visit to a hospital in the Century City area of Los Angeles.
- She was accompanied by her boyfriend, Harry Morton.
- Lindsay's private physician met her in the ER.
- She appeared to be in a lot of pain and "looked miserable."
- One hospital source reveals that Lohan was prescribed with pain medication.
- She left in the early evening.
Um, who thinks this is all bullshit? She slipped at Fashion Week? Please, this bitch wants to be in the fucking news. Fucking amazing. What a fucking tramp!
Stephi | 09.17.06 - 9:54 pm | #
The sad thing is that this picture isn't the worst. Sometimes I think she puts fake tanner on in between snorts of coke, shots of jaeger and bukakke sessions.
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