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She looks absolutly terrible!! Alien it is!
She's UGLY. Period.
She totally looks like Buckey from Flavor of Love
I totally believe that's how she looks in person, don't you?
looks like a blacker michael. why did they all have to get the same nose job?
haha....cocker spaniel in a leotard....too true, my friend.
So wrong on so many levels...
madonna leotard, cher gloves... michael jackson face...
urgh...
MK you're right- she does soft and feminine very well. Her hard act is about as tough to stomach as her whiny assed brother grabbing his crotch: VOMIT
the pics are ugly the first one her head looks much bigger than her body she looks like she's on HGH.
Sorry if I offend, but it looks like she's fallen victim to the skinny tranny manny look. Harsh is right.
Wonder Woman come 80's aerobic instructor.
Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical.
WHHHHHY?????
Does she REALLY have any fans left???
There are far too many points of ignunce to even comment on in these pics.
Her airbrushers and stylists should be shot, THEN stabbed
Cocker spaniel in a leotard?
MK, you've just offended cocker spaniels everywhere.
But you're correct!
I am so sick of seeing this bitch on every magazine cover one could imagine, she needs to relax...even her stylists and photoshop crew are getting tired, as this picture so obviously points out.
She has turned in to LA TOYA! HAHA I bet "Toy" is so fucking excited.
You're right about everything, except I find her 15 foot wide smile equally frightful.
In that picture on the left she looks like King Tuts remains.
When did Janet become Latoya? I mean it's really sad that she is still trying to say young. Here is a news Flash Janet, you are an old dried up has been.
People can diss Michael Jackson all they want. But they still look so much alike. They look so much alike in this pictures its scary.
Wow, is that janet jackson? more like Samuel L Jackson in the first pic...
Did they stretch her photo to make her look longer/taller? Last time I looked, her waist was tight and toned (good abs and all), but her torso isn't that long.
I believe the reason she doesn't have a neck in that picture is because her head was photoshopped....I do NOT believe that is her body.
When I was a little girl sometimes I would accidently pop the heads off my barbie dolls. You can put the heads back on, but they look awful. The neck is strangely bloated, thick, and way too short. Thats what she reminds me of.
Gorgeous body (we've all seen her at premieres recently) that girl has a super duper AMAZING body.
But her face does look SUPER fug on this cover. I just don't think Janet is aging very well. She was so pretty in good times when she was 9 , remeber? Soooo pretty. This cover is fug, I can't believe her publicist would let this out.
GROSS cover pic
FAKE inside pics
When I was a little girl sometimes I would accidently pop the heads off my barbie dolls. You can put the heads back on, but they look awful. The neck is strangely bloated, thick, and way too short. Thats what she reminds me of.
lurker | 09.17.06 - 1:27 pm | #
OMG, I remember doing that to my Barbies!
Good analogy!!
Now I'm wondering if they just photo-shopped her inner thighs away, or she went and got them lipo'ed
the more i see janet in various stages of undress, the more tragic i realize she truly is...we should be grateful she's not exposing those ridiculously bad plastic breasts...and oh snap! my best friend's little cockerpoo did bare a striking resemblance to the ever nekkid janet...
First pic: Rick James... is it really you?
at first glance at the two side by side pictures I thought it WAS Michael photoshopped in...ewwwww.
GO AWAY JANET!
So this is what I have to look forward to in my mailbox? SHE LOOKS SO HARD AND UGLY!!!!!!If W wanted hard, they should have put PINK, FERGIE, THE WILLIAMS SISTERS or MARY J on the cover. Them some hard ass tranny women like JJ but are more relevant these days.
she looks like star jones reynolds.
These pics have been Photoshopped to death and she still looks like a fucking nightmare!!! Jesus CHRIST.
I wish she'd go away and take all the Jackson fucks with her.
She looks like a black Michael Jackson.
Say it with me people... PHOTOSHOP!! There, feel better now? I don't know who's BODY is on the cover of W, but it sure as hell isn't hers.
no cocker is that fug.
she looks her brother Michael in that Planet of the Apes wig. Sorry, I don't find her sexy.. too RuPaul'ish for me
i like her in the last picture. noticed several things:
1- she looks better in black and white pictures, its more flattering
2- her legs in the last picture look so long! i'm so jealous but i remember GQ magazine with kate winslet when they stretched her legs using photoshop....so i feel better that they are photoshopped.
her eyes are wonky-unlevel.. one pupil up one down, where is her neck? ew
She's gone all de way pervy-gurl!
Ya'll, it's an homage to Grace Jones!
I kind of want to wear that outfit for Halloween. But what the hell do I tell people when they ask what I'm supposed to be?
OH MY GOD!!! Do any of you remember the sci-fi TV show V??? Tell me I am not the only one who see the resemblance else I will be forced to find a link
LMAO! I think she's pretty nasty period.
Yes, she does look like those neckless barbies. LOL And she does look better when she's not trying so hard.
Neckless Barbies, LOL!
She also looks like a neckless linebacker for the NFL.
Truly frightening.
Maybe it is too scathing, but just from the first picture, I think she looks like she would get a starring role if the remade planet of the apes (again)
I don't think these pics are 100% successful.
Miss Jackson look strange in some of these photographs.
I don't really get the clothing concept either.
But the hair/wig looks very nice.
I will purchase these issue of W magazine. I hope there is no mention of her sex life in the article.
That's NOT her body!
Naaaaaaaaaaaasty.
OMG, you are spot-on with the cocker spaniel analogy!
She DOES look like a Barbie with her head reattached! no neck, wide head...you got that one spot-on.
I can't stand leotards on Madonna and now I despise them more so on Janet! Nasty!
omfg... what the fuck is that shit
i agree, she is ugly, there's no way around it.
Wow. She just gets fucking MORE UGLY every day.
it's strange how her & michael started out black, and now they're the only black people on earth that look like that. KNOW YOUR RACE, BITCHES
That's one crazy lookin ho!! A total Jackson!!!
she's michael in drag with dark paint on....how many damn photo shoots did this ho have in the past week. that last picture photoshoped at LEAST 10 pounds off her ass.
omg look at fergie's fake-ass photoshop: http://www.perezhilton.com/
topic...nk_20060916.php
bullshit
ewwwwww not a link to that assholes websitte
and the fact that she fuck jermaine dupri doesn't help my gag reflex.
Copying Madonna. How original.
Her whole career was a copy of Madonna's.
i do believe W did that on purpose.. who buys her albums anyways?? she's tired, exhausted, fatigued.....
that's right, madonna invented wearing the unitard and everything else that she has done in her musical history. she even invented that abba number she ripped off for hung up and then kept it hidden until 2005 when she dusted it off. . every pop act feeds off of each other, it's the way of the business.
not a fan of these pics but i kind of like the one with her trashing her hair around. very black cat. her body is photoshopped crazy, but that is her body. the video of the photoshoot was on et.
oh, and that copy was for sentinel who thinks madonna has invented everything. i will agree that it is kind of scathing to do a cover on madge's awful unitard gig and that was a bad choice. but madge hasn't invented everything in this world, i heard she sewed the first unitard in the 80s out of her used tampons. sassy.
Some photo retoucher probably made a good deal of money photoshopping her image.
The other photos aren't THAT bad, but the cover is absolutely hideous. Ms. Jackson needs to put a hit on whoever retouched that photo.
When I was a little kid I won a doll at Lake Compounce. It had a poodle face but a barbie like body. It was the most disturbing little toy and it looked just like Janet it that first picture. OMG, I'm not kidding.
Enough with the Michael Jackson pics already!
The cover pic looks like the scene in ET when Drew Barrymore dresses him in the wig.
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Why didn't they just Photoshop her in? It looks fake, no energy, she's just standing there.
And as for the nose job, they, the Jacksons have the same nose job because the doctor had a family rate!!
LOL!!
OH Janet, give it up.The hair is 70s, the boobs are 80s, the legs are???50s!
She looks so photoshopped! It's not good. Period.
Gross.
Woof. Amature hour at the photoshop desk!
Design Officer, Madonna clearly references and shares writing credits for Hung Up with the guys from Abba.
Whatever. The point is that Janet Jackson always has and always will do anything Madonna does RIGHT AFTER M did it. Madonna at least recycles stuff in a clever way (and 25 years after the original, not 6 months later), and comes up with fresh ideas. Not so JJ.
Fuck Janet. I just have say this, I had really good fucking sex last night. God Bless you Australia for sending out your men amongst the world. God Bleess Youu!!!!!!!!!
Ugh, she looks terrible and her whole family are fucking freaks. Go away.
Couldn't they have photoshopped her head on a little bit better to match up with the body more?
These pictures are freaking me out, its like I'm one a bad acid trip.
Some one at this magazine obviously hates her. Out of all of the rolls of film they took, these COULD NOT have been the the best pictures.
It is so sad what she has done to her face.
Trying too hard...You KNOW she has a Beyonce Voodoo doll and is pricking it at this very moment.....
Biatch cannot do the madonna/whore thing anymore. It sickens me that she uses that Minnie Mouse "I'm shy" whisper voice for interviews & CD's & then turns around a makes these pathetic dummied up photo-shoots & videos.
Gimme Control/Rhythmn Nation Janet over Damita Jo/40YO titi-baring Janet. At least Janet of 20Y's ago had some real meat & balls.
she looks like she is holding in gas
I think she looks hot. At least it's different.
What happened to her? Did she used to be beautiful or was I dreaming.
shit photoshop job. somebody should be fired.
She's looking more and more like Michael in drag. At least she's covering up her boobs right now.
I'm quite impressed. She manages to look like E.T., Tutankamen, AND a Barbie with its head popped off, all in one shoot. Quite impressive.
BRITNEY SPEARS HAD A TUMMY TUCK THAT FATTY
I've said for the longest time that the Jackson family are aliens. LOL!
it truly hard to find a picture where janet is mildly pretty and this not the one.
No matter what, she looks artifical. Like a man in really good drag.
If she gains 100 more lbs and puts some donuts on that costume she would look like Fat Momma from Sci-Fi's reality series Who Want's To Be A Super Hero?
Go Fat Momma, go Fat Momma. Go, go, go!
hair fake ,nose fake ,breast, fake,her whole body fake her saying she's shy person not tru any way the whole family is sick and her and mj are the worst her boyfriend yuck
gougr my eyes out with a fork. blah.
fu$k u Michael K
What u Know!!
Her poses/picture/outfit reminds me a little of Beyonce?
She looks like Rue Paul!!
Yall haters needs ta quit! On the real tip she was just posin like this cause W magazine is all about that weird shit! Atleast she wearin couture instead of them tired as bathing suits!!! Anyway all yall haters can "have a nice day is my ass"!!!...BITCHES!
Fuck Janet. I just have say this, I had really good fucking sex last night. God Bless you Australia for sending out your men amongst the world. God Bleess Youu!!!!!!!!!
River Phoenix Lives | 09.17.06 - 6:15 pm | #
I hope you used protection!
Fuck Janet. I just have say this, I had really good fucking sex last night. God Bless you Australia for sending out your men amongst the world. God Bleess Youu!!!!!!!!!
River Phoenix Lives | 09.17.06 - 6:15 pm | #
They have small dicks but A for Effort.
Scary.
Still an ugly bitch.
She looks like Rue Paul!!
lt | 09.17.06 - 10:17 pm | #
not! Ru paul was fuckin fierce and you know it!!! half these hollywood broads today could'nt compete with the Ru!!! and by the way, the last pic of janet is great. she looks hot!
U foolz need 2 stop hating on Janet. Nothing but a bunch immature haterz. Janet is hella fine and u know it. Do I smell jealousy here? Hating `cause u don`t look as good as Miss Jackson? Shut it!
Janet is back and she does NOT care what retardz like u think. I bet alot of u are britney or/and beyonce fanz which does not say a hella alot about any of u. *barf*
U know how the saying goes-if u don`t have nothing nice to say then don`t say nothing at all but screw it-f*ck off!
If the cover didn't actually say "JANET JACKSON" I would have thought Michael's last surgery was a sucess. Janet looks like shit.
Nasty, weird, tranny, bolt-on boobed freak. Has anyone actually seen her in the same room as Michael? This might actually be Michael.
THe cover is definitely tranny looking...and that last picture is so ugly.....we "get it" your 40, you have more money than God, so you are able to buy your new look....she needs to get over it. she doesnt hold anyone's interest anymore. just go marry the little troll JD and disappear....
It so sad that she got plastic surgery to thin out her lips in the 80's. Now everyone is running to get injections in their lips. Some people should be happy with their god given features. Full lips are a non European trait that some Americans had ostracizedf Af-Am for having by calling them bestial and offensive. NOW it in to have big, full pouty lips at any cost , and a white woman ( Angelina JOlie) gets praised for it (even if hers are surgically enhanced). Full big lips are suddenly sexy. Oh poor Janet, if only she knew that her natural black feautures would have been "envouge" 20 years after her self hating, European conforming facial mutalation to look like an alien, she would have never have done it. Yeah right who am I fooling; SHe is a Jackson; therefore a looneytoon.
I'm bored and I have a head ache. Ohh yeah janet...she used to be really cute way back in the 80's..meh
Yummy Ms. Jackson!
Like the steel band around her kneck! Hot!
Janet thinned out her lips? Where did you hear that? Probably with the rumor she got a rib removed, lol. She looks good. The photos are arty. Pure W!
Damn
what the hell happened to her?
SCARY!!!
WTF HAPPENED TO JANET JACKSON?!
Black isn't suppose to crack . ..
She looks awful.
Not even photoshop will save her this time.
She's so sexy!!! Ya'll just some jeaulous bitches!!!
Why are Beyonce and Janet trying to outdo each other in the "worst photo of the month" contest?
Why do people insist on slagging off the Jacksons? They are the most famous family ever and the most talented. Whatever people may think of Michael, he is the most talented entertainer ever,nobody can dance like him, sing like him, or perform like him. Everybody out there today - Justin, Usher, Chris Brown - they ALL copy Michael. After all his years in the business, he deserves respect.
I am sick of seeing Janet everywhere. She is trying too hard to be sexy. Her last good album was 1997's Velvet Rope. Her albums since that have been crap. I think she is past it.
WTF. She looks like shit. Absolute shit. That whole family has Body Dysmorphic Disorder and have butchered themselves with plastic surgery.
I've written it before, but her nose keeps getting thinner and they eyes are getting buggier. . . ala Michael. Why, oh why??
she is sooo over.... I want her to get fat, have little bug eyed babies with Jermaine and disappear off the radar.. time for some new blood- that shit is old....
http://www.dollsntoys.com/images/b06.JPG
Here is another paparazzi picture that they forgot to include.
Totally agree with you MK, that photo is hideous!
PLANET OF THE APES
She really looks like her brother now. Heaven help her.
madge only gave abba credit after it broke. i am so sick and tired of fans being up that bitches ass like she's god or something. her career hasn't been all roses either you know. remember american life? god bless her for rapping about coffee. doesn't mean that i hate her but i do hate her fake accent and the way she looks down upon everyone. oh well, guess she truly is a queen. no wonder the gays like her so much. catty cunt.
and you do have to admit that without janet there would be no beyonce, ciara, rhiana, ashanti, mya, and a bunch of other ho's. they did not copy their careers off of madge.
That bitch is 2 albums past WASHED UP...ALL SHE IS ABOUT IS SHOWING TITTIES AND TALKING ABOUT DILDOS. I am also sick of the same music videos of her dancing in with 20 people and horrible tramp clothing.
SHE CAN'T SING...and no matter how much plastic surgery you have and how old she can pretend she feels. SHE IS STILL A 40 YEAR OLD PORN STAR....she will be in Hustler after this album tanks.
Is she trying to look more like Michael or is it just happening?
Hmmm. I'm more interested in "Hollywood's New Favorite Mexican Getaway". Where is it?
WTF HAPPENED TO JANET JACKSON?!
Black isn't suppose to crack . ..
Anonymous | 09.18.06 - 1:30 am | #
black doesnt crack, but YOU ARE on crack. suck ass!
design_officer | 09.18.06 - 12:31 pm | #
finally, the moment of truth. say it LOUDER PLEASE!!!!!
She's channeling her inner Bianca Jagger in pix #1..with the hair. Her legs look good.
Is Janet trying to give Rupaul a run for the money? Rupaul wins, hands down. This is just awful.
Wrong head on wrong body. So fake.
Bahahahahahaha, still rolling on the floor from MK's cooker spaniel comment.............bahahahahaha so funny, looks to me like the photoshopped someone else's body on to her head!!! hahahahaha
ok so shes weird lookin..but do you think her cd is gonna be any good...?
Where is her neck? They totally cut and pasted that body onto janets head. Even the hair looks cut and pasted. Wow thats is really bad and embarrasing, cant believe someone acctually Ok'ed it!
janet should definitely try another, less sexual angle with her photoshoots. soon. it's getting rather desperate, and she certainly is talented enough not to have to stoop to all but showing her tit again.
also, not madonna's biggest fan, but she did ask abba permission for the "hung up" sample before the song was even close to being released. do a google search if you need proof.
JanetHaterzSUCKS | 09.17.06 - 11:36 pm | #
I'd be more impressed with your argument if you actually bothered to write a single point. And learn how to spell.
design_officer | 09.18.06 - 12:31 pm | #
Hard to say. Merely because something came FIRST does not make it the sole shaping influence.
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