First!
She's not knocked up. Those damn dresses get an ounce of air under them and everybody looks like they are having twins!
Diane Lane was on Jimmy Kimmel and she said that Jennifer was at home gestating, so I think she is pregers.
She should teach a course at the annex to young starlets on how to not flash your shit when exiting an automobile.
Oooo we almost had another crotch shot.
Nice legs. Cute outfit. Pretty baby.
she is SO boring. can't believe michael vartan, who is the hotness, had the hots for her. blech blech blech.
Am I the only one who reads her name as 'Violent Attack'?
That one pap is totally taking a picture of her just her belly.
Nice legs. Cute outfit. Pretty baby.
Stoney | 09.18.06 - 5:17 pm | #
my thoughts exactly. damn you stoney you keep one up'ing me on everything today 
LOL
it really is a slow news day
I always thought her face was way too googlie
I guess she really is boring compared to Linday and Paris. Which just makes me believe she is happy in her private life with her husband and baby. BTW I thought paps were all 47 year old sweaty men, these photographers look like they are 12 and had to get a note from home to be there.
WTF cares about this boring waste of space. I can't believe the paparazzi even give a shit about her. Violet is just as pointless.
Jenn has killer legs. Violet has Jenn's eyes.
i think jennifer garner is gorgeous. cute kid.
Jen Garner is SO UGLY! And that baby is ugly too. Big cromagnate foreheads. YUCK!
Why can't celebrity women get out of a car without flashing their crotches or having their dresses hiked up...LOL
at least that baby doesn't have her daddy's giant head. i mean that guys head is ginormous!
I don't think Garner is pretty, but she has a good body and her baby is cute.
Great minds ennis!
I think violet's nickname should be "headquarters" hehe. Cute kid.
She's very plain looking. Homley even. Not at all the Hollywood glamour your used to seeing. Cute Kid though.
miss katty, not anymore.
Violet is a cutie - and Jen Garner Looks Wonderful!!! :D
I enjoyed the pic of her geting out of he car. Nice lean legs, not burning her skin in a suntan bed. Show me a female that enjoys a meal every now and then, and wearing a dress like that cute one will appear to show a little bump.
when i first looked at the first pic, i though the baby was projectile spitting up into blonde lady's face!
She can get out of a car without flashing her snatch for several reasons - she wears a decent length dress cause she is a lady, she is graceful and modest and Ben is crazy about her so she doesn't need to advertise to anyone else.
Also, if Violet was airbrushed and on the cover of Vanity Fair with airbrushed parents, she'd look really darling and unnnaturally perfect. Right now, she just looks like a regular cute little girl. Oh that's right - that is what she is -
dayum. jen garner is HOT. why do the fugly ho's like britney spears & demi moore do the nude pregnancy pics and not her??
I wish my legs looked like her legs.
I'd keep my own face though.
because jen has class, hater
Oh come on, the baby's cute. No Shiloh, but still cute. I agree that Garner and Affleck are booooring, however.
MUST BE TOUGH ON THIS LITTLE GIRL - YOU KNOW NOT BEING ABLE TO LOOK LIKE SHILOH AND ALL.
WOW, SHILOH REALLY RAISED THE BAR FOR BABY GIRLS. SORRY KID. TOUGH LIFE. I CAN SEE IT NOW AT 18, "I'D DATE YOU VIOLET, BUT YOU'RE NO SHILOH"...HAHAHAHA!
The only reason that anyone calls her plain is because she's not all tarted up with clown make-up and a fresh blowout every time she steps out of the house. That girl is all bone structure with lips to rival Angelina's (surpase, imo -- they look less alien).
Further, those with a low opinion of her hotness must not have seen Alias. When she was in "costume", she was off the hook hot.
^^Pluuuuhheeeeze! garner looks like a man and electra???what a piece of shit movie.
violet is no shiloh. violet looks like suri's ugly little sister.
I really think Ben Affleck is an undercover cock sucker. He's marries jennifer gardner.that chick is boring and not really attractive with her bucky teeth. How does she suck on his cock with scratching it.
since when did shiloh become the gold standard of babies in general?
Is Jennifer half asian?
I never really liked her until I saw 13 going on 30. Cute movie. and , yeah, why do all babues get compared to the piloh? She is not the messiah people. She is not going to save your ass. ""Puts on protective BAMZ sheild:::
I don't know about gold standard, but Shiloh is the cutest recent celebrity girl baby, despite what the $cientology shills try to claim.
The hair is not in her mouth - it's in her hands.
Violet is too cute for words. Shiloh maybe prettier, but little Violet is a cutie.
I love Jen - very classy and genuine. I'm glad she's happy with her baby and her man.
Shiloh is the standard for cute kids because she is simply gorgeous. She just has perfect genes. It is simple. Violet is cute even if she is not as pretty as Shiloh, she is still cute.
I think Violet is adorable!
sorry, but taste is subjective...one person's gorgeous may be another person's mildly pleasant....
i think anna nicole's baby is pretty fuckin cute.
If I had to choose and they were giving away babies:
I'd take Shiloh any day over all the others. Shiloh is a perfect looking Gerber baby.
I'd love to see those who claim Garner is "homely".. please, maybe she's not a beauty but she's far from homely (and has great legs). The baby is adorable and doesn't require 9 days of airbrushing and photoshopping to look cute.
When a mother has a ugly kid, does she think her kid is ugly?
You notice how all mothers think their kid is cute?
Also, if you have a really fug kid, do you love him less? I wonder. Like don't you look at that kid sometimes and think "you are so freakin' fug - why were you not born cute"?
You notice when a parent who has a ugly kid is around one who has a beautiful child and what they do? They seem nervous or sad.
Weird.
Some studies have shown that teachers and parents favor the cuter looking kids.
"Why can't celebrity women get out of a car without flashing their crotches or having their dresses hiked up...LOL" You try it with paparazzi all around you and see how easy it is!
Jennifer is really beautiful and so is Violet.
I would hate to have an ugly child. Yuck. Violet is fug. Not as pretty as the Messiah, Shiloh.
Question to You All | 09.18.06 - 6:23 pm | #
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I don't think parents ever think their kids are fug. I'm pretty sure it's called uncondional love. Where you love someone just for being who they are and not what they look like or can do for you. Like someone else said...beauty,cuteness, are all objective. What you percieve as beautiful someone else might not understand...that's why everyone looks different, it's hard not to judge on looks..but most get over their shallowness and learn to love someone for what is inside, then they become more beautiful to them.
That's just something someone ugly once told me anyway.
Yeah, Violet is a very cute baby. Shiloh is a beautiful baby, a Gerber baby. Suri--well, we don't know what the fuck she really looks like and we WON'T know until someone snaps a picture of that kid in a stroller or something--and I don't think that's gonna happen any time soon.
Shiloh #1
Kingston #2
SPF #3
Suri ..Alien!
and Violet #100
JG always has a big smile ready for the paparazzi, what a fame whore !
I like the dress and I think in those sunglasses she looks pretty hot!
never saw what is special about this chick and spawning with the disgusting ben affleck lowered her score even more, but her legs look hot and atleast i ain't looking at her twat coming out of the car..so i guess she scored some points...
I don't think parents ever think their kids are fug. I'm pretty sure it's called uncondional love. Where you love someone just for being who they are and not what they look like or can do for you. Like someone else said...beauty,cuteness, are all objective. What you percieve as beautiful someone else might not understand...that's why everyone looks different, it's hard not to judge on looks..but most get over their shallowness and learn to love someone for what is inside, then they become more beautiful to them.
That's just something someone ugly once told me anyway.
Stella | Homepage | 09.18.06 - 6:28 pm | #
^^^^^^^^^ I disagree with you. There are people who are categorically beautiful.
There are people who ALL people can agree are beautiful. And then there are a lot who are more debatable.
For example, who on the planet would say Elizabeth Taylor is not beautiful?
Who in their right mind would say this?
Even if she was in a society with totally different standards, if she walked in somewhere they would be attracted to her and look at her because she is beautiful.
It is like a pretty flower. Most people will look at a pretty flower and think it is pretty. No one really thinks a rose is ugly.
Same with people. There are certain faces that just have that effect. Elizabeth taylor is a great example.
Greta Garbo. Lena Horne. George Clooney (Love george)
I hate Tom Cruise, and don't know where they bought Suri, but she is by far the most gorgeous baby out of all these celeb babies IMO.....yes, prettier than even the Almighty Shiloh
remember Angie had a nose job, and Brad has bad skin, so they are not perfect either.
There are people who ALL people can agree are beautiful. And then there are a lot who are more debatable.
Greta Garbo. Lena Horne. George Clooney (Love george)
Cassie's Cat | 09.18.06 - 6:34 pm | #
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There is a perfect example: george Clooney. If he were not famous and walked through the door..I wouldn't even look at him twice. Same for Brad Pitt, David beckem, Tom Cruise. It's a cliche, but it's true, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Clooney,Garbo,Taylor are all beautiful..because you perceive them to be, which is fine. But I think you would be hard pressed to find someone who everyone in the world would agree is attractive.
I actually don't know what the big deal is about Liz Taylor, so that's not a great example. There are some great beauties out there, but everyone's idea of beauty is different. Shiloh and Violet and SPF and Suri and Kingston... they're all just babies, and they're all cute like babies tend to be. I don't see anything extraordinary about any of them. Can we please just move on?
Violet is turning violet...
Jennifer has nice legs..her career is over and she is a bore..now she has to watch her pennies b/c Ben is a gambleholic. He'll cheat on her.
LOVE the shoes.
THIS ABSOLUTELY DRIVES ME CRAZY : WE DON'T KNOW IF SURI IS GORGEOUS BECAUSE SHE REQUIRED THREE DAYS OF PHOTOSHOPPING! GMAFB!
Once again, if she's ever photographed casually outside, THEN a determination can be made.
ANYONE can look nice if you've been posed, style, airbrushed and photoshopped for hours on end. Personally, I have my doubts about ANY baby that requires that much work to look presentable.
Everyone shut the fuck up about fuckin' "Shiloh". It's a baby. So sick of people sucking Brangelina's dick about how pretty their damn kid is. Two selfish, adulterous whores procreate and suddenly all is right with the world. Riiiiiiiiiight.
Yes, Jennifer Garner seem a bit 'boring' but she is intelligent, hardworking, and care LESS about showing sex appeal than the others--which I admire. She doesn't try too hard. BUT I MUST SAY, as happy as I am for the boring Affleck couple... it's sOo not gonna last. I don't know WHEN, and I don't know HOW--but it WON'T. I just have that feeling...
this board is full of evil-doers today.... dag
Great legs, cute shoes, pretty dress and that car is hotness on wheels.
God, here comes the stupid ass fighting over which baby is cuter or prettier or sexier or fucken whatever! Christ people calm down!
Cute kid. Shiloh is cuter, sorry you anti-BAMZSers. Suri is an alien so we don't know.
There is a perfect example: george Clooney. If he were not famous and walked through the door..I wouldn't even look at him twice. Same for Brad Pitt, David beckem, Tom Cruise. It's a cliche, but it's true, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Clooney,Garbo,Taylor are all beautiful..because you perceive them to be, which is fine. But I think you would be hard pressed to find someone who everyone in the world would agree is attractive.
Stella | Homepage | 09.18.06 - 6:42 pm | #
If you are talking about preferences, that is a different issue.
Some people like Brunettes, some Blondes, Tall, Short, etc
However, the point is Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Cary Grant, James Dean, Liz Taylor, Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Lena Horne, Iman, Julie Christie, are all people that are more attractive than your average person.
They may not be your preference but they are not physically equal to most people. They are more attractive. Their looks garner more attention.
When a pretty girls walks into a room, whether you would want to date her or not, you do acknowledge she is pretty.
Who thinks Carol Burnett is a great beauty? or Danny DeVito? Or Lily Tomlin? They just are not. They may be attractive to their significant others and loved ones cause they are great people but they cannot walk into a room and command the same attention that Liz taylor, or the above people can.
See A Place In The Sun with Liz taylor, you can't take your eyes off of her.
Judy Garland or Marilyn Monroe? Which more beautiful?
Barbra Streisand or Annete Benning?
Some people are more beautiful. Just a fact of life.
I find Jen and Ben cute together but separately they bore me to death. They will always be mediocre at best, especially Ben who I still find a shitty actor. That said, Violet is cute.
Everyone shut the fuck up about fuckin' "Shiloh". It's a baby. So sick of people sucking Brangelina's dick about how pretty their damn kid is. Two selfish, adulterous whores procreate and suddenly all is right with the world. Riiiiiiiiiight.
Shiloh is not that adorable | 09.18.06 - 6:54 pm | #
God, you sound like Church Lady on an old SNL. Are you gonna blame everything on Satan next??
She is just a average looking baby.
Sorry. But Shiloh outshines all the babies. Mad and Z come in second.
I like seeing all these babies. Except for Britney--I don't want to see any more Federline offspring. But I'm sure People will have a big slobbery article this week, probably the cover. Britney's PR person must give somebody at People lots of blowjobs because they cover her more than anybody--and they take her seriously.
I am not going to get into the great debate about beauty and whatnot...I will just agree to disagree? However..you are talking about standards of beauty..which are dictated by a society...I don't let anyone else dictate or set the standards with which I view the world through. I have to live in this world , I don't have to be of this world and be a sheep and follow the herd..and I wouldnt think that someone like you who seems to speak eloquently and with intelligence would either.
Don't these bitches know how to get out of a car wearing a dress or a skirt in this day and age?
What are you talking about - Violet is adorable! Unfortunate name, though. Jennifer looks hot - look at those legs and those shoes are hot. The dress is a little too much on the muu-muu side though.
Violet is a cute baby. Looks like she has her moms facial features (from what I can see).I've always though Jenn to be attractive and that her and Ben look great together.
Oh shut the fuck up about which celebrity baby is the best looking!
Who gives a flying fuck? Some babies are cute while other babies are pig ugly. And I can say this because my nephew looks like a pig.
Some cute babies will grow up to be ugly some pig ugly babies may surpries us and grow up to be beautiful. Just stop fighting about it already you fucktards.
Stella I agree to disagree. Totally. I am not knocking your point of view.
It is just that much research has been done on this issue. We want to believe human kind if fair but it is not. Some people are born stronger or better looking,e tc. Different cultures have different standards. But a pretty girl of any culture can walk into any culture and probably garner the same attention. They may not accept her but the human instinct can agree that some people are viscerally more attractive.
It sucks but such is life.
All this on a Violet Affleck blog!
violet is hideous. i mean look at her super fugly parents.
cassie's cat -- is there an obvious answer to the barbara streisand/annette benning one?
Cassie's Cat: I don't know it is a tough one but I am leaning toward Annette, waht about you?
Ok Cassie, I think I follow you. So that means Violet is fug like Ben and Shiloh is pretty like Brad. Case closed.
Violet fug.
Jennifer Aniston fug.
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt pretty.
Violet looks like an albino monkey.
beanpuffmassacre | 09.18.06 - 7:32 pm | #
LOL - that's fucking hilarious! 
I thought the baby was projectile vomiting. LOL 
Shilo rocks!
Violet can clean Shiloh's room for lunch money.
Suri is an alien.
I see some of the fat fucktards from Just Jared have wandered out of their kennels and over to Dlisted. It looks like you've pulled your heads out of Brangelina's ass long enough to get some air and post mean shit about a baby other than the perfect Shiloh. Nice.
Her hsuband is gooooood lookin' I say.
their eyes are too close together
Shiloh is the ugliest chimp ever. have you seen the latest pics. that girl has the biggest head ever, she's fat and gross.
now suri is cute. violet is cute. kingston is cute.
again shiloh is the ugliest. go check out the latest pics.
Violet is a cute girl. And for those that compare her to Piloh, well, she's a typical looking baby, too. However, I do agree with Amanda. Piloh does have a big head.
Wonder what Matt Damon's daughter looks like. She could go either way. Her mother is pretty.
Tits McGee--from Anchorman! I loved that movie.
You got it, toots!
I think Violet is a very cute baby, and I think her mom is beautiful..I think Suri is very cute, and Kingston is a doll..Shiloh is just a plain baby...sorry Bamzers, I see one of you even dragged Jennifer Aniston into the mix..didn't get enough bashing her over on JJ?
OH GOD! Hahaha. I didn't think Violet was cute as well because she looked EXACTLY like her mom, who I don't find attractive at all. I was too afraid to make fun of a baby, but since everyone else does it, why not? I do see a lil' bit of Ben there, with Violet's large head, but that must be a mixture of both her parents, since they have humungous foreheads.
You call Violet a "very cute baby" but refer to Shiloh as a "plain baby?" You must really be biased b/c whether you hate Brad or Angie Shiloh is GORGEOUS!
Tits McGee--I watch that movie whenever it's on. I love the anchorman gang fight; I love when Brian Fantana "musks up" with Sex Panther perfume and they say it smells like a diaper full of Indian food; I love Brick's "I love lamp". My kids love it too.
You said it, Stella. You read my mind. Everyone should take note from Jennifer Garner on how to do a classy "marilyn" at least.
Oh come on, Shiloh is very cute--put away your hatred of Pitt and Jolie for one fucking minute. Actually all these babies are sweet looking, except I agree that the jury is still out on Suri. Her pictures are cute but who knows if that's what she looks like.
I don't care about Jen Aniston, but after seeing the recent pics of the Pitt family with Angie carrying Shiloh-she looks like Angie's x, Johnny lee miller...who knows what happened there.
That being said, why is Shiloh so ugly? Did she come from the ground. Looking at her makes me wanna vomit.
The pics are available on Perezhilton.com
And here we go again, another off topic fight over the the jolies. This is about garner, did you read?
I am COVETING those shoes!!
That's right Brad is Angelina's beard. Shilo is another turkey baster baby. She's a big star now,so she can't openly be with women. The whole Brangelina thing is a big scam.
Cutest baby still null and void... stop arguing over it.
She's a very cute baby, leave her alone
Shiloh is gorgeous. The perfect baby.
Violet looks odd. She might be Chinnifer Maniston's love child with Jennifer Garner. Who knows. Chinnifer is Violet's daddy.
Again, Shiloh gorgeous - other babies average.
Poor baby. Looks like Ben, her head and all 
hey bean, i bet you were a ugly kid.
Shiloh is beautiful.
I love Brad Pitt. He is my love. Ever since I saw him in Thelma and Louise. Then Interview With A Vampire where you just want to kiss him with that long hair. Then Mr & Mrs Smith with Jolie looking like the Queen of all things beautiful.
I love Brad and I love him more that he understands a cute guy like him needs to be with a gorgeous woman. So he is with Jolie. And their child is gorgeous. It is a fact. Brad and Angelina have created the best looking child. I wish Brad would freeze his sperm so I can have a baby with him. Love ya Braddy!
maverick: I don't happen to think Shiloh is gorgeous, sorry if that offends you, I find her plain, shes not an ugly baby, I don't think any babies are ugly..I just happen to find Violet cuter. You have your opinion and I have mine..It has nothing to do with the parents...Altho Im not a fan of Brangalina...I have nothing against her children..I do however like Jen G. and think he baby is very cute.
hey bean, i bet you were a ugly kid.
Shiloh is beautiful.
Anonymous | 09.18.06 - 9:22 pm | #
And I bet you were one of those pig ugly babies that still looks like a pig too.
Go back to JJ and make your blood scarifices there to your golden gods you asshat.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
HHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
What a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liar Liar Liar.
Violet cuter than Shiloh??????????
Violet looks like a white Stever Urkel. Shiloh looks like an angel.
Cuth the shit.
Violet is fuck then again what do you expect from the spawn of Ben "I can't act" Affleck?????
Jen is a very pretty woman IMO, and Violet is a cute baby. Shiloh is a cute baby, but when the teen years hit... acne for days.
Violet looks like Kathy bates.
Shiloh looks like Marilyn Monroe.
Violent is a ugly baby like her dad. Shiloh has goreous parents, like her.
Shiloh is the most beautiful baby. Sorry guys, you're just jealous of her parents
Violet looks like a monster
Shiloh looks like a beauty baby
...someone's got a lot of time on their hands tonight.....
BEAN/ I HAVE FEELING YOU LOOK LIKE SH*T. FAT SHIT. LMAO.
yeah 9:36 u do = bean
woo hoo, i'm a bean now!!! i want to thank the academy....
hey bean, i bet you were a ugly kid.
Shiloh is beautiful.
Anonymous | 09.18.06 - 9:22 pm | #
And I bet you were one of those pig ugly babies that still looks like a pig too.
Go back to JJ and make your blood scarifices there to your golden gods you asshat.
beanpuffmassacre | 09.18.06 - 9:26 pm | #'
awesome answer beanpuff!
i wish the bamzs freaks would stay on justjared. this is a thread about the boring jen garner and her daughter violet (who is cute).
Jenny G does look like she's pregnant
Oh for fuck's sake here we go again! And the Brangelina freaks are out of the gate and running.
Ok you whitetrash losers. Shiloh is not the be all to end all. And she's not the second coming of the messiah. You are the most pathetic whitetrash I ever had the displeasure of running into in my whole entire life. Stop worshipping them and their children. You worthless fucktards!
*** my momy is preggers y'all***
MK, I totally have to disagree with you on this one. That baby is adorable and the hair is in it's hand, not in it's mouth, it just looks all blurred so it's hard to tell. Jennifer is boring, but she's never done anything so terrible and seems nice enough, so I still like her
The Aniston freaks are out. Too dumb to comment to. You 2 were born ugly.
Bean, madmaxine.
Toots, I'm obsessed with that movie, too! I find myself watching it everytime it's on HBO. Hilarious!
The Shiloh freaks need to go back to that dark, gaping hole they crawled out of...Angie's cavernous vagina.
beanpuffmassacre | 09.18.
Watch out bean, the Angelina freaks feel free to spew their fanatical shit and say whatever they want but once you start fucking with them they'll get pissed off and report you *cough* "Brangelina" *cough*. Their mentality is not even worth you getting pissed off for. It would be cool if they could argue till the end but they shit their pants and go running to mommy.
She is boring as all hell, but I dig the outfit. AND she knows how to get out of a car without flashing her crotch, even in gusty weather.
anonymous | 09.18.06 - 9:59 pm | #
So fucking let them. They're the assholes who come here and start shit. I'm not bowing down to a bunch of virgins who stay home and masturbate to their copies of Mr&Mrs Smith daydreaming what it must be like to be one half of the golden couple.
I loathe people who can dish it but can't take it. They're as bad as the Nazi Pope spewing out shit just to get a riot started.
What I don't understand is that they want to establish that this fucken couple is the best along with everything they touch or create. Okay so Angelina and Brad are the best of everything that matters with this world, but what do these simpletons (who will fight like 4 year-olds) win?
What, now we're on THE POPE? How did it go from Violet to Shiloh to masturbating virgins to a "Nazi" Pope? beanpuff, chill!
The "virgins" are the Aniston-loonies who CAN'T GET OVER that Chin's ugly leathery big-nosed ass got dumped, and that she has no career and even got dumped as a beard for a gay guy. They'll be ragging about Pitt and Jolie until the day they die, still virgins.
beanpuff -- you are keepin me in fits over here! LOL!
Oh, Judy is on every blog in existence, bitching about Brangelina and swooning over the Maniston. Ignore her.
You know, both Affleck and Damon have these big foreheads and big jaws--what's up with that? Hope Violet looks like her mother.
She's cute, come on.
and your little dog too | 09.18.06 - 10:14 pm | #
News flash the Pope was a nazi back in the day.
And I have no fucking clue how this thread went from Jennifer Garner and her daughter to Shiloh worship.
This is a serious question, why do the Angelina fans think that when shit is being said about them they automatically think their "Chin fans". All three are as boring as watching shit petrify.
Can a male dog get pregnant from a female human? I don't know these things, I'm just a dog. I'm very worried. Please help me.
Shiloh looks like Marilyn Monroe.
Nasme | 09.18.06 - 9:29 pm | #
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OK now that is the funniest thing i saw on this thread! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Control top p.hose Jennifer!
The Violet comments led to comments on other babies, like Shiloh and Suri--that's all.
Off topic--I still think Suri is a bullshit name. So there. Actually Violet and Shiloh aren't much better, but Suri is a made-up joke. You just KNOW TC was sitting there saying--"we have to have a one-of-a-kind name that NO ONE else has." Sorry, I just couldn't pass up a little Cruise-bashing.
toots | 09.18.06 - 10:30 pm | #
Actually I think most of the baby names given by celebs have been bullshit names. I guess you need a certain sense of self entitlement and money to get away with it.
I didn't bring Jennifer Aniston into this thread, one of you Vagalina Holie dipshits did that, I only came on her to comment on Jen G. baby violet...And thats all Im here to comment on...Shes a very pretty baby!
toots -- why doesn't tomkat have their own brand of swarming brangeliniacs? just wondering. there's gotta be some site out there that's their hive.
How did a post aboit jen garner and her baby turn into a BAMZ war?
Hey Stella, you will have to ask the Brangalunatics, they are the ones that started it..as usual.
Stella | Homepage | 09.18.06 - 10:53 pm | #
I thinking because no one can call another baby cute without one of them jumping in and defending their messiah. You know she has to be the cutest most beautiful baby ever or else the universe as we know it will implode on our asses.
shitlo -mm shiloh is a fucking dog's name--she looks like an ugly imp. a gorilla bear.
They will all be singing a different tune when Maddox throws down on their asses!!!!!!!!!! Hail King Maddox bitches.
p.s. get over it, shiloh is just a baby. It burps, eats, and sleeps..just like every other one of them does. She does not shit gold.
i am gonna create a baby anna nicole smith site, yep i am.
All those so called "beautiful & hot" hefers you see all over the internet arching their backs, posing, giving full frontal views to everyone of their roast beef or ground beef aint' got half of what Jen Garner has. Jen may all ugly like some blind people on here seem to think, but she's happy, got her husband, baby and little family together. She even had a little career. Her future is her oyster. Ben is back to his old talented self & JLo is with Skeletor.
I agree with whoever up there said it doesn't really matter what babies look like now. It won't guarantee they will be beautiful. Ever taken a good look at some celebrity baby photos? Some of them were pretty ugly kids.
Violet is a cutie. I'll bet she's even cuter when she's actually smiling.
Shiloh is fugly... so is her whore mom and pussy dad. Violet is a lot more beautiful. Sheīs already kicking Piloh Shitīs ass... When the get older sheīs going to bitch slap whorelinaīs offspring! HA HA HA
BAMZS: GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF ANGIEīS PUSSY! BRANGELINA WOULDNīT PISS ON YOU EVEN IF YOU WERE ON FIRE SO STOP PLEASE! YOU ARE BEYOND PATHETIC.
OMG, this is just like watching a train wreck; I cannot turn away.... these posts are so hilarious!
vampira, I am all over your ANS baby site!!!
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The Aniston freaks are out. Too dumb to comment to. You 2 were born ugly.
Bean, madmaxine.
Anonymous | 09.18.06 - 9:48 pm | #
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Bwahahaha!! Wait, because these posters thought VA was just as cute as, or cuter, than Piloh....they are Aniston fans?? WTF!
Love it!!!
I haven't even seen a recent pic of piloh...where can I see one?
Stella, MK had one posted here about a week ago.
I am COVETING those shoes!!
radio_siren | Homepage | 09.18.06 - 9:06 pm | #
Hey Radio! How are you doing bitch?
Damnn it! you beat me to it! I would KILL to have those shoes!
Lory | 09.18.06 - 11:42 pm | #
Hey Lory, you hot slut!!
All I have been thinking about all afternoon is how to get my hands on those shoes. You know they're prob like 800 bucks too!
but the thought of those two having sex bores me....
holy crap..shiloh really does look like...........a normal everyday baby.
Stella | Homepage | 09.18.06 - 11:52 pm | #
Oh now you did it! You stirred up some shit now. How long before the Brangelina freaks are clamoring for your head on a silver platter for that remark?
holy crap..shiloh really does look like...........a normal everyday baby.
Stella | Homepage | 09.18.06 - 11:52 pm | #
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What I don't get--and I'm saying this in all honesty--is that the same BAMZ freaks that laud Holie for her supposedly "exotic" looks are now singing Piloh's praises for looking like a 1950's white bread Gerber baby!
radio_siren | Homepage | 09.18.06 - 11:57 pm | #
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What I don't get...is how someone could be so invested in someone else's child and life.
beanpuffmassacre | 09.18.06 - 11:56 pm | # lol that was the idea...I like being called a chinistin fan(which i am not).....and fat ugly..and a "jelus haterz" because I don't worship at the brangelina alter night and day.
The one and only Gerber baby for me will always be Bogart. Fuck Shiloh Road Jolie-Pitt.
I think she looks lovely, fresh and classy. As many have noted, amazing legs. The baby is adorable.
radio_siren | Homepage | 09.18.06 - 11:44 pm | #
Oh Radio, thatīs the story of my life! I would LOVE to have those shoes but $800 for them? Oh I can see my pockets killing me already! LOL...
Btw, youīre right, those BAMZS freaks are hillarious, they say Angelina has a exotic beauty and then they say that Piloh looks like a white bread Berber kid! That just made me laugh so hard I almost pissed all over my chair LOL
I hope SHiloh grows up to look like John Voight just to be spiteful.
Lory | 09.19.06 - 12:09 am | #
I know! It's like the most irrational thing!
OMG, I cannot stop thinking about those shoes, I am SOOO depressed now.
There's no bump.
Oh, and I meant the BAMZ are irrational. But I guess my shoe obsession is, too. 
I hope SHiloh grows up to look like John Voight just to be spiteful.
Stella | Homepage | 09.19.06 - 12:14 am | #
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OMG, the Just Jared freaks would be LIVID!
Donīt get me started on those shoes! Iīm going to start having dreams about them!
radio_siren | Homepage | 09.19.06 - 12:20 am | #
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I know.I am truly scared that they are outside with pitchforks and guns. Oh well..those are really cute shoes.
Wow, I know it is evil to dis babies, but what the hell is wrong with Violet's forehead??? It looks like the brain might be trying to escape!
I'm surprised the Brangelina loons haven't found out about the road in my town named Shiloh and petitoned to name it Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Road so they can hold their weekly blood orgy scarificies on the the bypass. I have more to be worried about than you Stella.
If their goddess Angelina ever uses those pyschic vampire powers of hers on me I'm toast. If its not a cock or a vagina she's sucking dry then its somebody's life force.
lmao@sucking dry someones life force.
hmm shiloh backwards..is holish...I am so tired that is funny to me right now.
or its not..and I can't spell for shit
The only reason that anyone calls her plain is because she's not all tarted up with clown make-up and a fresh blowout every time she steps out of the house.
amen! how the fuck is christina aguilera prettier than this?!
Yes, I read her name as Violent Attack too!
Shiloh is a beautiful Gerber baby because she looks like Brad. Angelina is the gorgeous exotic woman. So together they have made the perfect baby. When we say this we are not being fanatical, we are just stating a fact. I am nto attacking anyone. It is just that Shiloh really is truly beautiful but Violet is cute but not beautiful.
If Violet was the child of a regular woman at the supermarket none of us would think she is all that. But because she is rich and famous, everybody thinks she's great.
She's cute but Shiloh is so much more beautiful.
a=b=c. it's like writing a 3 point term paper for the brageloons.
stella -- holish! you just bought some ammo.
i think jennifer garner is gorgeous and violet is soooooooooooooo beautiful a baby...
I'm glad I'm not famous I terrible at getting out of cars. The paps would probably get a crotch shot of me wearing trousers I'm that bad. lol!
I see all the unemployed Maniston fans have gone to bed late as usual. THEY WISH they or the Maniston had as beautiful a baby as Shiloh or as hot sex and Brad and Angelina are having. In the meantime they have to ponder all the STDs that Maniston contracted from Norman.
I don't want to be Jennifer's boyfriend anymore. Please help me. She's ugly. Judy, amanda and beapuffmassacre want to fuck me next and they're all ugly too.
Well, she's ummmm, ADORABLE.
o.k., I think children are beautiful, no matter what. But let's be honest here, ALL babies look alike. Color is the only thing that makes them look different from each other. I don't think you can really say this baby or that baby is more beautiful, because they all look like wrinkly knees (when they are born). It's only until they get into toddler hood that they start looking different. And no matter what, your OWN children will always be THE most beautiful. 
Actually Mel, my son looked like a little monster in his hospital photo, pointy head, red scratched face..but boy is he handsome now!!!
He kinda looked like your avie..hee, hee
I loathe Jen Garner AND her husband. What she did to Vartan is inexcusable, as far as I'm concerned.
You sow what you reap, and she has a hubby that is known to stray and gamble. ***rubbing hands together***
Can't wait till he goes back to his old ways, and he will, be forewarned.
Violet is cute.
NORMAN THE DOG | 09.19.06 - 8:54 am | #
SOMEONE PLEASE KICK THIS BITCH IN THE PUSSY!!!
Jennifer Garner is so cute and seems sweet! In interviews too, I can't hate on her at all. NICE LEGS too! Dang I wish mine looked like that. LOL.
"Seems" is the operative word, Billie.
She's a total bitch - EVERYONE that has worked with her, hates her.
The Aniston freaks are out. Too dumb to comment to. You 2 were born ugly.
Bean, madmaxine.
Anonymous | 09.18.06 - 9:48 pm | #
i love how people insult others anonymously.
just because i don't worship at the alter of bamzs (btw, that's a fucking stupid acronym), i am ugly. that's pretty fucking funny...
What's with all the pitting baby against baby? Sounds so damn sick! They are all beautiful babies, and thankfully, healthy. There is no baby 'better' then the other! and to call this baby 'ugly' or 'fug', are you really adults posting such crap? Jen is one class act, a natural classic beauty without all the clown makeup and stupid clothes/shoes like Simpson and most stars today. Ben is one lucky man. Get a life, it's time to stop bashing infants, when you reach that stage, it's time to get a reality check!
I love those shoes!
She's this close to exposing her panties, but her legs look real good!
Jennifer Garner is just average looking but has a great figure. And always seems sweet and perky in interviews. Ben Affleck though has that big fucking billboard head that drives me insane. Hate him!
Doesn't matter what Violet grows up to really look like. She'll have all the money and stylists in the world to make up for any lack of good looks. So will any other little celebrity brat.
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Anonymous | 09.18.06 - 9:48 pm | #
Nope | 09.19.06 - 8:46 am | #
I really hope that these three are children because if these are adults that are talking retarded shit like this that's scary. They babble about their idols but what do they accomplish in doing so? Nothing. What's even more pathetic is that their gods wouldn't even give them the time of day let alone argue like 10 year-olds to defend them. Truly sad.
dress is butt ugly
troy's mom: are those the cavemen from that commercial on tv? also, my first came out with a pointy head, what a freaky thing to see for your first child, thank god it went back to normal the next day before the hospital picture that they con you into gettng even though they suck.
WOW, SHILOH REALLY RAISED THE BAR FOR BABY GIRLS. SORRY KID. TOUGH LIFE. I CAN SEE IT NOW AT 18, "I'D DATE YOU VIOLET, BUT YOU'RE NO SHILOH"...HAHAHAHA!
BAMZS LOVE | 09.18.06 - 6:00 pm | #
please..
Violet is the spitting image of Jen, wow! Same eyes/forehead.....she's a cutie, Shiloh (still reminds me of that Beagle!) is a doll, Sean Preston is a cutie pie, Suri is a beautiful baby, there are no 'fugs' or "ugly' babies, only ugly minds posting such crap.
JG always has a big smile ready for the paparazzi, what a fame whore !
anon | 09.18.06 - 6:31 pm | #
Maybe shes just a nice person. Ever think of that? How often has she been in the public eye in the past months compared to Lindsay, Paris, Brad, Angelina, etc. SHES NOT a fame whore.
She wouldn't even walk with Ben at the premiere of Hollywood Land so she wouldn't take away from his spotlight. Walked right thru, only stopped for a few pics-yeah thats my definition of a fame whore.
To whoever said Angelina has exotic looks what bullshit. I take it all women with pale skin and dark hair are exotic looking then?
Angelina is exotic, yea, if blonde blue eyed women are the only standard, which isnt the case for 90% of the world.
Re: shiloh: I don't buy that bullshit that a baby who looks cute as a baby is going to be cute as an adult...plenty of ugly babies grow up to be the hotness...time will tell who turns out to be more beautiful and my money is on violet, not shiloh! i think shiloh will be ugly with big lips! ha ha ha ha.
oh and jennifer garner is delish and as normal as one can be by hollywood standards. and imo, not a famewhore...
Maybe shes just a nice person. Ever think of that?
i thought she was too until i realized what a dickface ben affleck is. and she married him. what does that say about her?
Violet loks like a mixture of Dr. Ruth and Barbara Walters.
Shiloh looks like a Miss Universe contestant.
Suri looks like an Eskimo ready for the L. Ron Hubbard spaceship.
Violet looks like a Flava of Love reject.
Shiloh looks like a Ford model ready for her Paris runway debut.
WoW! The brangalunatics are out in force today, what happened? You can't get on JJ for some reason? Shiloh is just a baby, no better and no worse than other celeb babies, you loonies have to realize that not everyone worships you idols.
Brangelina rocks!!!!!!! Shiloh is gorgeous. Fanistons are ugly like Chin. Violet has big head. Suri is an Alien. Shiloh is pretty Gerber Baby.
If we were doing Charlie's Angels remake:
Shiloh would be Farrah Fawcett.
Violet would be Kate Jackson.
ET in a wig would be Suri playing Jaclyn Smith.
SPF would be Bosley.
Yes and Shiloh would totally age like Farrah too, into a gross, stretched out, and haggard looking looney.
Jaclyn Smith was totally the most attractive one.
Team Shiloh Jolie-Pitt | 09.19.06 - 1:52 pm | #
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Hey where do I sign up to be a fanatic like you? How much is the membership and what does it include. A vile of blood, a lock of hair, a used tampon? Please, please, please tell me how I can be like you!
Yes and Shiloh would totally age like Farrah too, into a gross, stretched out, and haggard looking looney.
Jaclyn Smith was totally the most attractive one.
anonymous | 09.19.06 - 2:04 pm | #
Yes, and that is why ET aka Suri is perfect to play her.
Every man was in love with Farrah don't be a hater. You know it is true.
That kid is UGLY!!!!
No unfortunately Maria Tijuana not everyone is an old ass that remembers those days.
Anonymous^^^^^^^Your trailer can't afford Nick at Night huh? Cause you don't have to be old to watch unlimited Brady Bunch especially the Marcia Marcia episode where Marcia gets her nose swollen from a football and she ends up looking just like Jennifer Aniston.
Shiloh looks like Shirley Temple.
Violet looks like Toto.
Wow you seem so witty and clever but using the tired old "trailer" comeback is a bummer! I was being sarcastic regarding remembering Charlie's Angel's. Damn, and using Shirley Temple as reference is really going back in the days. Also, how dare you compare Jennifer with Marcia, Marcia was way better looking even with that nose. Jennifer looks like leathery piece of burnt chicken.
^^^^^^^ Oh come on, be nice. Jen is Marcia's equal. That slut Marcia might THINK she is cuter than Jen but she is not. They are equals. Especially the swollen noses.
Trailer works honey. If it ain't broke, why fix it? Sometimes an apple is just an apple. And not having Cable to watch Charlie's Angels reruns cause you gotta buy your month's supply of Hi-C at Piggly Wiggly is Trailer - there is no other word in the English dictionary to conjure up this great American White Trash image.
Shirley Temple was the bitch! Are you kidding?
Unfortunately the trailer reference doesn't have the same kick in the ass to it because trash like Britney and Kevin and Dog the Bounty Hunter and his fugly wife now live the high life. So yeah you could still be trash but you can be rich trash.
But hey if that's all you got why not?
^^^^Darlin', notice I said Trailer Trash. You gotta put the word Trailer in there.
When you've moved on up to the East Side like the Bev Hillbillies, you're just Trash like Sir Federline.
But when ya still got the electricity cut off in the Trailer in Mobile, Alabama - well that is just straight up Trailer, no ifs and buts. Trailer.
There is a difference. Subtle nuances are important to distinguish.
With you darlin's and honey's and your subtle attempts at being condescending I see that you're just using this blog to feel better about yourself and trying to feel smarter. I find this funny since in the beginning you were stating immature "facts" about innocent babies.
Oh well, whatever "floats your boat"
Hey now that's another one that's not broke, so why fix it?
I bid you ado Ms. Juana and may your path of idolizing people that you will never know or meet bring you what you so urgently need!
Darlin' Darlin':
"I bid you ado Ms. Juana " - mispell sweetie! ADIEU is the word as in French for goodbye.
FYI: Lil secret, I work in Los Angeles in Entertainment. And it is a fav past time of ours to trash the celeb folk we work w/ on a daily basis. So I do meet them darlin', sorry to disappoint you.
And sorry but Shiloh is prettier than Violet - since I digressed to a different topic.
Cheers to you too Darlin'!
FYI: Lil secret, I work in Los Angeles in Entertainment. And it is a fav past time of ours to trash the celeb folk we work w/ on a daily basis. So I do meet them darlin', sorry to disappoint you.
In otherwords toots you're a highly paid hooker, wow! And why would I be disappointed?
I can't stay away, Damn you!
FYI: Lil secret, I work in Los Angeles in Entertainment. And it is a fav past time of ours to trash the celeb folk we work w/ on a daily basis. So I do meet them darlin', sorry to disappoint you.
In otherwords toots you're a highly paid hooker, wow! And why would I be disappointed?
I can't stay away, Damn you!
Oh I forgot my manners, ar'e vraugh or menois de trois, or whatever the hell, you know what I mean since you're so cultured and high end!
shiloh looks like an old man-- the ugliest baby in the world--she's worse than zahara. she looks like she's made of paint. so disgusting and ugly.
who made shiloh? why is she so ugly. no wonder some people have abortions.
Oh I forgot my manners, ar'e vraugh or menois de trois, or whatever the hell, you know what I mean since you're so cultured and high end!
anonymous | 09.19.06 - 7:40 pm | #
It's "Au Revoir" ma cherie. Hey if they pay, I sell. Don't hate a hooker, hate the hooking game!
I have to go attack Amanda for saying Shiloh looks like an old man. You're not Amanda are you Anon ma cherie? I think you're more honest than that.
Au Revoir!
Amanda, you're a bitch!
Shiloh is pretty.
STFU.
Violet looks like a bald Blossom (the TV show character).
Violet is a cutesy. shitlo, shilop looks like a white chimp. she's not brad's--that is why she is fug. she looks like johnny lee miller. that girl is so ugly. i throw up whenever i see her.
It's "Au Revoir" ma cherie. Hey if they pay, I sell. Don't hate a hooker, hate the hooking game!
ding, ding, ding, I got it! I can't believe I actually hit the nail on the head. Please excuse me but I get excited very easily!
Yay me!
Oh, and Amanda is not me, I actually like this repitwar we have.
Anonymous, you're getting boring with your "ding ding ding" posts...so now my entire focus will be on Amanda. Je suis desolee.
Amanda, you rat face, I wanna see what your little pig face baby would look like. Not like Shiloh that's for sure. Shiloh is the modern day Gerber baby. Looks just like Brad - that hot piece of meat.
Violet looks like Jeb Bush..if he was in Special Ed.
shiloh looks like an old man-- the ugliest baby in the world--she's worse than zahara. she looks like she's made of paint. so disgusting and ugly.
who made shiloh? why is she so ugly. no wonder some people have abortions.
shiloh will only be the spokesman for a chim's meal--a chimpazee--that girl is so fug and disgusting to look at.
Who made her?
Anonymous, you're getting boring with your "ding ding ding" posts...so now my entire focus will be on Amanda. Je suis desolee
Wow Maria you really cut me deep, well I wish you well on your journey of swapping STD's in exchange for money after all you gotta use what your mama gave you. It also seems that your regimen of learning one new word in the dictionary has its rewards.
And I can see why you would want to argue with Amanda, after all she argues on the same elementary level as you!
Good luck!
Anonymous, you're getting boring with your "ding ding ding" posts...so now my entire focus will be on Amanda. Je suis desolee
Wow Maria you really cut me deep, well I wish you well on your journey of swapping STD's in exchange for money after all you gotta use what your mama gave you. It also seems that your regimen of learning one new word in the dictionary has its rewards.
And I can see why you would want to argue with Amanda, after all she argues on the same elementary level as you!
Good luck!
anonymous | 09.20.06 - 11:54 am | #
Awww. You're too sweet. That's all you can come up with? Like I said, you bore me. Now for that Amanda...are you another rat faced beady eyed no tit no career no working eggs big chin swollen nose lung cancered dumb ass chin fan? you must be. must be so hard to accept brad has everything now: the hottest woman, hottest babies and an actual life. thank god he left chin.
amanda, no one asked you to the prom did they? so now you form a bond with the other rejected ugly girl aniston. makes sense. let go girl. forget and move on.
Miss Juana if I bore you then why did you respond, look reverse psychology works once in awhile but not in this case. I feel truly blessed. As for your response to Amanda re-read what you last wrote, forget and move on!
Oh by the way how do the 'ol knees feel this morning? Aren't I sweet?
God Anonynous, you want me don't you? You really want me. How sad. I tell Anonymous I am ignoring it and it is still writing to me. Talk about Stalker. Anonymous, if you were more clever I'd have a back and forth with you but you're so God awful boring!!
But anyway, hope this post of mine gives you a reason to continue living for I know you were desperately waiting for me to write again. How sad of you. Kinda scary but still sad.
You made my day bitch. I don't give a shit if I'm clever or not, afterall you came back like I knew you would although you will never admit it. Besides it's pretty easy to bore a prostitute. I mean they have to do freakier and freakier shit just to get off don't they?
You did give me a reason for living so you should be hearing bells soon because everytime you hear one an angel gets its' wings!
Look Shiloh is ugly(sorry babay) Violet is oh so cute,the expectation was that this Shiloh would be in the league of Elizabet Taylor(in her day) but personally i just see Better Davis.
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