FIRST!!
thats just not ok!
he still wears that rug on his head when playing? i would think that would be hot..
All that is missing is the 'eeeek!' as he hits the ball. Nice toe point too. Now do some jazz hands!
And you just know he is livid his outfit isn't more sparkly.
fattie mcfatty pants
ehh
Yeah, maybe a girl with Down syndrome.
what a graceful whale
sorry MK, you got it wrong - he doesn't sweat marshmallow, he sweats gravy.
that is elton john's father
Hey.. at least the guy is doing something active.
That's alot more than the majority of fat slobs do in this country.
he's gonna drop dead from the exercise.. hah
These photos are hysterical!
he's probably playing against a 5 year old. spaz.
i'm pretty sure elton does EVERYTHING like a girl.
Tell me that doesn't look just like the dancing hippo from Fantasia.
He looks like a little girl at a dance recital.
Is that Jim Carrey as the Grinch as Sir Elton John? What was this event? They are grossly disturbing, but I cannot look away.
She's not a girl?
Insulting Headline, MK!!!!!
How about "Elton John Plays Tennis Like a Homo"
haha.. good call anonymous. me like.. me like.
Yeah, I don't like the headline either! Come on, this is 2006.
He looks like if he tries any harder his face lift will just give up and just let go! his skin is saying "fuck it, Im done, peace!"
TOW -- bingo!
Come on ... give the big guy a break.
More fitting would be that he plays tennis like "an effeminate, clumsy tub of lard who has had some very bad eye work done." That doesn't malign women or gays.
sorry if I am taking this site too seriously, but what's up with all gay-hating, or queen-hating, if you will? I'm all for making fun of celebs, but here is a man who is promoting gay acceptance and (in these photos) raising money for an AIDS charity. If you are interested, read: http://insidesocal.com/outinhollywood
Yeah, he's a big old queen. If not for the big old queens, you would not be writing your bitchy blog.
(and yes, I play like a girl too)
ken--No, you don't play like a girl! Girls don't play like girls! Why is "playing like a girl" an insult?
Must we PC everything to death people?
When my hubby acts all squeamish, I call him a big girl. As a girl, I don't take it as an insult.
I don't think MK is hating on anybody here, you guys are sensitive today.
does elton make those faces with his "wife"...when did this diva queen get so bloated and bitter...
as a girl, I am highly insulted...
old fags should not try sports.
shit at least he's trying rather than sitting around in his fur eating bons bons
but I did hear he spends $20K per month on flowers.
never seen him without glasses before...I think he should put them back on.
duh. EJ is a gurl.
Is it because he has a limp wrist?
For a moment I thought it was a fat, bloated Eddie Izzard with really bad hair.
Ok captain obvious...yes Elton John plays tennis like a girl, duh. And Willie Nelson smokes pot and got busted. Is it a slow news day or what?!?
The only reason he gets fucked in te ass is becasue that ugly bitch has lot's of $$$$$$$. If he wasn't the rich and famous celebrity he would be one of those ugly, old, fat queens that you see jerking off behind their webcam on gay chat boxes.
Plays like a girl...?
You mean he plays like a faggot.
You are the "The Queer Howard Stern"
I love how the dumb bitches worship your ass for putting them down on a regular basis.
Insulting Headline, MK!!!!!
How about "Elton John Plays Tennis Like a Homo"
Anonymous | 09.18.06 - 6:06 pm | #
ooooooooooo snicker
Actually, comparing Elton's play to girls is insulting to the latter. My sister can serve a ball hard and slam it back even harder. And don't forget about the Williams sisters, Martina Hingis, that hottie Sharapova and the original kill-that-ball bitches, Evert and Navratalova.
(and yes, I play like a girl too)
ken | 09.18.06 - 6:22 pm | #
are you a power bottom?
and your little dog too...
Eddie Izzard....LOL 
You mean he plays like a faggot.
You are the "The Queer Howard Stern"
I love how the dumb bitches worship your ass for putting them down on a regular basis.
Anonymous | 09.18.06 - 6:59 pm | #
Please like Michael is the only fag that puts other fags down. Ever been in a gay club??? Hungry lions have more compassion.
Such a piggish diva. 
I think Anonymous | 09.18.06 - 6:59 pm | # meant puts women down on a regular basis.
..don't forget talks shit about bloggers behind their backs, while pretending to be your friend.
Of course he plays like a girl, that's because he's a nancy boy.
Of course he plays like a girl, that's because he's a nancy boy.
Whoa, what the hell is going on here? MK pissed somebody off and they had all their friend post anonymously.
Whoa, what the hell is going on here? MK pissed somebody off and they had all their friend post anonymously.
DIVABOSSBIATCH | 09.18.06 - 7:36 pm | #
I bet it's Perez
OMG, that is funE!
I love him but that is so fucking funny! Poor ol queen. If he wasn't such a priss all the time it wouldn't be so funny. but. . .
what happened to kiefer?
is that parasite hilton's wonky eye in your header? she looks a little imbalanced
Duh!!! He is a girl.
As Andy Warhol would have said "He's too nelly."
I have ALWAYS loved this bitch! All bow down to your knees to the "QUEEN".
When people are being snarky simply for the sake of doing so, it kinda' loses its punch, y'know?
I suppose a 35+ year history of success in show biz, when most can muster only a few if they're damn lucky, makes him a target for idle put downs.
I dunno. . just not cool, folks.
When people are being snarky simply for the sake of doing so, it kinda' loses its punch, y'know?
I suppose a 35+ year history of success in show biz, when most can muster only a few if they're damn lucky, makes him a target for idle put downs.
I dunno. . just not cool, folks.
Orphie | 09.18.06 - 8:37 pm |
Uh, I think you're missing the point here, rain man
those pics are laugh out loud funny, even though I love me some Elton John
Hahaha at the funny faces he made. That's why I don't play tennis, I don't want to see my "ugh" faces when I try to hit the ball.
He is really trying hard to play. Needs a coach!
Eddie Izzard is god (genuflects reverently).
MK Yu gotta quit boring us
Wow, I'm not shocked.
and this surprises you ?
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Of course he looks like a fat queen with Down's Syndrome, but at least he is getting exercise and doing something for charity! Y'all are hateful!
LOOK!!!!!!!!! It's Perez Hilton
lol fat queen down syndrome! Awwww leave him alone, he wrote the ironic Tiny Dancer
now why would we wanna do that Madonna Jump?
howard hater, Perez's strategy would have been to wear a HIDEOUS LAVENDER tennis ensemble in order to blind his opponent!
MK's writing for this is hilarious..he basically typed up everything the way I would've explained it too which just made it even funnier. This was a good one! =]
not girl, not homo, fairy. because this is like a big fat-ass ballet set to tennis balls.
At least the fat fuck is off his fat ass doing some actual exercising lol. I mean ok, it may have been just four minutes long but he is trying. Plus anyone who bitches about lip-syncing is cool in my book.
Hey, Elton is the real Queen of England! But, I have met him in LA and he is really nice, so I can't pick on him too much. At least he is trying to keep in shape.
Elton John is my hero
If only he and Dolly Parton would get together and make sparkly, gay little babies.
Bow to the queen, bitches.
elton john bitches about lip-syncing, yet his singing voice sounds like shit. hmmmmm.....
"Insulting Headline, MK!!!!!
How about "Elton John Plays Tennis Like a Homo"
Anonymous | 09.18.06 - 6:06 pm | #
Apparently you forget Arthur Ashe and Billie Jean King, two of the best tennis players ever. Both gay. Plus a lot more of the tennis stars that are not out.
If only he and Dolly Parton would get together and make sparkly, gay little babies.
Bow to the queen, bitches.
Regina George | 09.19.06 - 12:34 am | #
That would be hot but I don't see that in their future.
"Insulting Headline, MK!!!!!
How about "Elton John Plays Tennis Like a Homo"
Anonymous | 09.18.06 - 6:06 pm | #
Apparently you forget Arthur Ashe and Billie Jean King, two of the best tennis players ever. Both gay. Plus a lot more of the tennis stars that are not out.
anonymous | 09.19.06 - 1:08 am | #
And several swimmers, golfers, and even a few football players!!
Ashe wasn't gay, he had a wife and kids. He got AIDS from a blood transfusion after surgery. Don't forget about Navatrolova...bitch was fierce. Some of her serves would've taken Evert's head clean off.
This is funny!
Did his hair transplant remain intact or did it fall off during the 2nd set?
To make the Williams' sisters seem feminine is a bit generous..but I love those guys and Elton too,old cranky queen. 
Ashe wasn't gay, he had a wife and kids. He got AIDS from a blood transfusion after surgery. Don't forget about Navatrolova...bitch was fierce. Some of her serves would've taken Evert's head clean off.
idiotsdrivemeloco | Homepage | 09.19.06 - 2:01 am | #
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thank you for correcting anonymous. that's fucked up that they equated 'died from aids' with 'gay'. arthur ashe was a great man, and a humanitarian. he just also happened to be straight. he didn't have access to the Magic Johnson cocktails. 
Please like Michael is the only fag that puts other fags down. Ever been in a gay club??? Hungry lions have more compassion.
Youri | 09.18.06 - 7:17 pm | #
Homosexuals have security issues?
He looks like the grinch!
Homosexuals have security issues?
Nita | 09.19.06 - 6:31 am | #
No. Most of us don't like eachother 
THAT DIDNT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE! WHY SHOULD THE TENNIS BALL BE A MARSHMELLOW IF HES GOING TO SWEAT IT OUT? Gosh, you guys are confused/confusing
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I used to LOVE Elton back in the 70's. Anyone remember Captain Fantastic? I cannot for the life of me say anything bad about him.
Elton John is GAY!?!?!?!
"Ashe wasn't gay, he had a wife and kids. He got AIDS from a blood transfusion after surgery. Don't forget about Navatrolova...bitch was fierce. Some of her serves would've taken Evert's head clean off.
Thanks for correcting that, but just because he had a wife and kids doesn't mean that he couldn't have been gay. I know serveral married men with kids who are as gay as pink ink. BTW, I met Navatralova when she lived in Ft. Worth, great person too.
...I'm still standing better than I ever did, looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid.......
Oh man! Check out the "brother site" of this one. Its a mess. Their photos are all over the place and its not even funny!
http://www.dlist.com
Its cool though. The guy who runs this one is a part of that one. So its like their brothers. Brother websides!
Hahahahahah Dolly! Me too, I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks Dolly, I'll be singing that song all day now.
Elton John IS a girl.
damn, bitch looks asian
Mhmmyes he doesn't look so pretty playing tennis.
What happened to his nose?? His whole face for that matter!
hahaha. He is a diva. This is what he requires when he is in town doing a show.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/bac...ton/
elton2.html
Damn, he looks like Perez lol
What an ugly, spastic queen.
But when one thinks of important gays in tennis..Ashe is NOT the name that emerges. Of course you can be married and gay, but there is no evidence that Ashe was. Lots of people think he was because he died of Aids when it was largely regarded as a gay disease. I was just pointing that out, and that Martina is the shit. Not only an amazing athlete, but have you seen her recently? Dayuuum she looks great for nearly 50.
actually he's quite a good tennis player and has been playing for years. at least he's active and not slobbing around like the other overweight celebs. oh and thats not a rug. they are implants. he can't take the hair off to play tennis, you moron.
He looks like he just rolled out of bed at noon after nursing a wicked bad hangover.
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He's amazingly talented and deserves all the recognition he gets. Whoo - you go Elton!
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