Kill her.
With some fishing line around her neck.
Burn her.
Colombian necktie.
And a rusty shank.
Dismember her.
With a chainsaw.
I don't understand how people can talk to her without beating the shit out of her face.
Drop her into a vat of acid. Watch her sizzle.
Will someone PLEASE let us know when this dateline is going to air. this is gonna rock!!!!
I like all of the ideas that you guys have come up with. I'll let you do the killing. I am so sick of her valley girl talk."I'm not like very smart, I like don't remember, I like have this ugly wonky eye that I am always like trying to hide with my like hair you know and I like like to sleep with guys I like don't know." (rolls eyes)
Viloate her with a hatchet, repeatedly.
Wow, she actually finally admited that she's a complete dumbfuck. I'm impressed.
Why the hell does she stick those contacts in her eys on a daily basis? Takl about fake.
BTW Tender Cavity, my fave is the vat of acid... I would lower her ever-so-slowly while she screamed her bloody head off.
First her toes, then s-l-o-w-l-y her feet, then ankles, etc...
She is such a loser....MizRo-have at her..................
Like...um...that's hot!!!
MizRo - it's fantasies like these that make life worth living.
I HATE WOMEN WHO DO THIS!!! reese witherspoon was right, these girls, paris and chestica, who "act" dumb because they claim it's their "schtick" (which I take factual issue with). "Acting" dumb does nothing but make people pity you...and then pity turns into annoyance...and then it turns it to anger...GOD DAMN YOU PARIS HILTON!!!
i dont even understand what she is lying about! ROFLMAO!
God already damned her....she is who she is....
He is just punishing the rest of us by letting her live.....
oh she's not dumb!
she acts like dumb whenever the situation calls for it.
like it or not she's one of the
most people on earth.
it takes more than a popular sex tape and a famous last name to show up on international media every single day.
she knows how to play the game.
SHe's started wearing her hair and posing the correct way so that the camera doesn't catch her WONKY EYE!!!!!
WE KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO COVER UP THAT WONKY EYE WITH YOUR GODDAMN BANGS!!!!!
well i try and take small comfort in the fact that it seems that her star is falling...people/news media don't quite seem as enamored of her like they used to be
...i just hope that when she fades into oblivion she takes LoHo, Tara, Kimberly, Jessica and Asslee S, Hillary and Halie D along with her!
now i know i left Nicole off the list, but i kinda like her..besides she doesn't really court the attention she gets..it's sort of a defacto thing....
dumb ho, but I still like her better than Perez's dumb ass!
As much as we would like for her to be, she ain't no dummy. She probably just wanted to avoid risking saying anything incriminating herself.
Don't hold back, Miz.
Tell us how you really feel.
Drop her into a vat of acid. Watch her sizzle.
tender cavity | 09.21.06 - 10:47 am | #
WINNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I the only one who feels a bit guilty for thinking Nachos is kinda hot?
Someone gouge out her eyes, wonk one first, then skullfuck her to death.
Slut should rot in prison!
Anyone read American Psycho? How about attaching a hamster-trail tube to her cooter then let loose a hungry rat, and SEAL THE OTHER END. DIE BITCH DIE
Oh, I could go on for days, with the murder scenarios.
i dont even understand what she is lying about! ROFLMAO!
Jenni | 09.21.06 - 10:55 am | #
Im not sure I do either.
For real, Tender Cavity.
This person makes me irrational: I'm sure I would be arrested if I ever came upon her. 
haha, her dress hanging loop is sticking out of her armhole....
i totally do not understand this story... maybe me dum two
joe francis was "victimized"?
boohoo!
his production company was just found guilty in panama city for producing pornography with underaged girls.
he's a vile pedophile animal. and the hollywood types who are friends with him are as culpable as he is.
Joe Francis IS a pedophile AND a misogynist. NO sympathy here.
she overheard someone at a party planning to assault and rob Joe Francis. The assault did go down and now she is lying about hearing about it. Please, God, why do I know this? Also you are all ar too kind in the death scenarios. First she must be gang-raped by toothless winos like the guy she gave the $100 bill to (as soon as she made sure someone was there to take a picture.)
those blue contacts of hers look beyond fake. And now what,is she gonna wear bangs over her woonky eye the rest of her life? Don't walk upwind Paris.
She is stating the fucken obvious, I'm black and that's like me introducing myself to someone and stating that I am black!
Actually, I'd enjoy stabbing Joe Francis more than Paris. But it's a pretty close call.
tender cav and mizro: your minds are very vicarious, very intense. nice!
THIS is hot news for Dateline?
Whoa.
Am I the only one who feels a bit guilty for thinking Nachos is kinda hot?
Star Jonez | 09.21.06 - 11:01 am | #
Sometimes he's kinda hot, and sometimes he's totally fug! I can't explain it - probably has something to do with the myriad of STD's he's contracted from the ho bag.
it nachos trying to piss his parents off more by continually being seen with ugly bird hook nose..
Anyone read American Psycho? How about attaching a hamster-trail tube to her cooter then let loose a hungry rat, and SEAL THE OTHER END. DIE BITCH DIE
Anonymous | 09.21.06 - 11:04 am | #
It would have to be a stainless steel or titanium hamster tube. You know the fumes from that festering pit would just melt a standard plastic one and release the rat which would be mutated from those fumes. It could be the beginning of the end of the world.
she overheard someone at a party planning to assault and rob Joe Francis. The assault did go down and now she is lying about hearing about it.
She needs to grow up. I don't care who the fuck you are-the cops are gonna sick of her little bullshit games and arrest her one day. She's witholding information. G-d, someone take her down. Fast.
This f***ing idiot is the most vapid, self-absorbed, useless, disgusting piece of vile trash ever produced, and is a complete waste of valuable resources, including oxgyen. God, I hate her.
Someone need to tell Hilton that she should cut off the little ribbons they add to hold clothes on the hanger
DIE NOW
Anyone read American Psycho? How about attaching a hamster-trail tube to her cooter then let loose a hungry rat, and SEAL THE OTHER END. DIE BITCH DIE
Anonymous | 09.21.06 - 11:04 am | #
Or Orwell's "1984" with the tunnel running to her face, which, I believe would satisfy me so much more
-that scene forever sealed my hatred of rats forever
I remember when I was as young and stupid as her. In 7th grade. What is somebody her age doing at teen anything?
This f***ing idiot is the most vapid, self-absorbed, useless, disgusting piece of vile trash ever produced, and is a complete waste of valuable resources, including oxgyen. God, I hate her.
poptart_starlet@yahoo.com | 09.21.06 - 11:33 am | #
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A perfect mixture of truth and venom.
Bravo Poptart.
Yes, she is dumb! Only a complete moron would tell a cop, "Um...gee I don't know cause I'm kinda dumb".
Only a complete moron would continue to push herself on the world when it's clear she is hated. She is watched because everyone wants to see her fail.
Mishma: BOTH those scenes traumatized me for life.
as much as i hate paris, joe francis is much worse...cmon guys, he's actually evil...paris is just a waste of space.
that scene wasn't in the american psycho movie though was it?
In a pretrial hearing, prosecutors showed video that Riley himself took of the home invasion. Francis was tied up, had his pants pulled down and was taunted with a phallic sex toy. "Dateline" captured this footage but has no plans to air it.
During the attack, Francis was forced to tell the cameraman he enjoyed gay sex.
"That just is ridiculous to me," Francis told "Dateline." "That somebody's gonna think the owner of 'Girls Gone Wild' is gay? I would have said anything with a gun to my head."
I'd actually love to see that video of Francis. Call me sick, I dont care-that shit would be funny.
that scene wasn't in the american psycho movie though was it?
billy balls | Homepage | 09.21.06 - 12:08 pm |
No just the book. Much of the book would never be in a failm, unless rated X of course.
Amy | 09.21.06 - 12:14 pm | #
Yes, I would like to see that tape too. Creep deserves a little payback.
How nice Hilton's Daddy tells her not to pay for tapes. He should have told the bitch "DON"T MAKE TAPES IN THE FIRST PLACE".
Whenever I see Paris, I'm reminded of a very gruesome way of killing someone that I read about in a book about Vikings. Basically you get them to swallow a certain kind of snake, and the snake... well, it takes the fastest, bloodiest route out.
All that weed kills your short term memory.
I have faith in Darwin's "survival of the fittest" theory. There's no way someone this....unnecessary....can possibly continue to suck off the planet's oxygen for much longer.
does she ever look at a camera straight on? why is everything always /////slanted & titled//////
did she get collagen or botox done to her top lip? her top lip used to be alot thinner and smaller.
parasite will be VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY ALONE when shes old and even more hideous.
she will have only the companionship of her animals, thats her future!!!
a fitting end to her miserable existence.
Seven | 09.21.06 - 12:22 pm | #
thats great!!
hmmm. in that pic. i definitely would snack on the nacho's cheese sauce.
yuk.
My dad and I had that same conversation on my 10th birthday. The next year we talked about what to do when I got picked up for DUI and the how to handle the press and when I was 13 we discussed who does the quickest abortions in town. At my sweet 16 we discussed how to get rich guys to buy me a lot of shit without giving head . Daddy is so smart!
when you ask God about the Seven Deadly Sins and you get to vanity, he just shows you this picture of Paris
It was a near catfight on the red carpet last night as Paris Hilton arrived at a Hollywood party minutes behind arch-enemy Nicole Richie.
Richie, who arrived with Brody Jenner, made her way down the red carpet of the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party as "Simple Life" co-star/ex-best friend Paris Hilton pulled up in her Escalade.
Nicky Hilton spotted Nicole still working the carpet and warned her oblivious sister. The two then fled back to their car and waited for Richie to get inside before starting a flashbulb frenzy of their own.
Adding insult to injury -- the party doubled as a birthday celebration for Nicole Richie, who turns 25 today.
I really don't understand Paris. she talks so much shit, but when she's near the person she runs. Except Lindsay-Lindsay runs from her. I think she might be a little afraid of Nicole.
i wish this trash would take her millions and buy a island waaaaaay far from here.
It gives me a headache to read anything she says, or listen to her talk.
It's just comes out as; blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
i hate this whore more every day
i think nachos is HOT! *runs away
StupidA 
Brianna | 09.21.06 - 1:01 pm | #
Don't forget; Sloth, Pride, Lust and Gluttony.
Here is the definition of gluttony:
This does not pertain only to food, but to entertainment and other legitimate goods, and even the company of others.
That dress is CUTE. Too bad it's on HER.
I HATE THOSE CONTACT LENSES!
fake hair
fake eyes
fake comments
fake career (if any)
fake friends
fake family
fake life...
Seven | 09.21.06 - 12:22 pm | #
"Slaps cheeks with hands and screams*
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
That would be perfect for Paris!
Oh fuck Paris, I don't buy the dumb act at all. She is dumb plain and simple.
I'm still waiting for all of those STD's of her's to finish eating out her crotch. Hopefully it will be when she's at some big runway show when walking down the runway and plop there it falls. Then she slips and falls on it. Splashing the brown/green acid combo onto her oil boytoy Brandon Davis so his face melts off. Who would want them then?!!?
You mean ESTUPIDA, yeah didn't you know that????
i watched the video on egotastic, and... i can't believe i'm having to do this. i already admitted justin timberlake seems nice today, and now i have to admit that the parisite acted very nice to the homeless dude and also the mexican lady who wanted a hug. DAMN! granted, she still seemed like an airhead, of course.
Dismember her.
MizRo | 09.21.06 - 10:46 am | #
ROTFL
She looks good in these pics.
WHY SHE DOES ALWAY STAND WITH FEET LIKE PIGEON
At least Parasite knows she's stupid. She's such a disgrace to mankind.
i'm tired of this overused tramp....next...
G what a good lesson from daddy.dumb B.how about dad saying don't sleep around Paris!
the correcta title should be " ESTÚPIDA"
ya big bunch of homicidal maniacs!!!
Drop her in a batter of lye down south, dump her in the swamp *nods*
shit I guess I'm in the same maniac boat :D
Love her dress.
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