Who will play Becks?
i have never ever not once in the past year seen a picture of kate without a giant cup of coffee in her hand
that's 2 crazy. katie is 2 pretty 2 plat Posh Spice.
I think James Van Der Forehead should play Beckham.
Katie is not that good an actress. But like everything else, Tom will push her into it - it's probably in her contract. And I can't imagine Spice really buying into Scientology. I am sure she is just going along with it because she's star-struck by Tom Cruise, and she sees dollar signs. But her brain is so preoccupied by botox and shopping that the Scientology brainwashing won't even penetrate.
Anything to do with Tom Curise is poison.
I'm tired of his fake-ass....and who better to be friends with than fake-ass Posh & Beck....the only choice that would have been worse is Paris Hilto.
Tom is really desperate!!...and Transparent!!
damn, next to AnaBarbie, Katie looks like she weighs 500 lbs 
This is the worst idea ever!!! Why don't the Beckhams play themselves? It's not like they are new to acting.
Suri Cruise can play the soccer ball.
OK-is Katie going to the dancing and everything from the Spice Girls era?? I don't see her dancing.
Yeah...'cuz that's what the world needs now. More Posh & Becks. *groan*
Posh and Becks have been trying to infiltrate N American culture for several years. It's all part of their plan for global domination and branding. It ain't working. Go back home, grab a pint, throw on some Coronation Street and die.
Becks should play himself. He is sooo hot.
"Tom has a brilliant grasp of what the public want to see and thought David's story was wonderful."
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHAAAAA, wait, wait, ok, wait BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Oh yes, make this movie Tom, make it happen.
both of these broads are whacked!
You know this movie will be repeated on Lifetime and TNT for many, many years to come.
it will be good, or it will be soooooo soo so soooooooooo terribly awful that it'll be beyond campy, beyond cult, beyond sappy, beyond cheesy...
is that even possible?
Katatonic as Posh - might as well just call this movie "Showgirls part Deux".
Oh Tom really know what the public wants.....has this guy been living on the moon or is he just ignoring all the bad press he's been getting.
He certainly understands what Brook Shields wants!
He's in denyal about his public image....the dumb-ass
The Becks are being recruited for SCIENTOLOGY that's all. SO they make a crappy movie and give Katie a little job so she doesnt think her career is ruined (but it is)..it kills two birds with one stone for TOM ...He gets the press off him and recruits a new high profile celeb couple to the cult and gives his wifey off his back...and it looks like he still had power to get a movie made..whatever..yawning Tom we are yawning...
tender cavity | 09.21.06 - 1:01 pm | #
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Yes, I agree. They don't have much appeal in North America. And Katie would have to lose about 60 lbs to play Posh.
katie and posh are only friends cause they are in the same position... Married to fags and locked into contracts...
hates it
yah exactly beeleeever.
isn't the whole scientology 'recruit' thing basically just finding out/getting evidence of a homosexual star's homo activities and then blackmailing them into joining?
but all those chicks claim they did beckham while he is married. my easily influenced mind is so torn...
"If any Cruise is going to play Posh, it's going to be Suri Cruise. She is probably the same dress size as Posh."
hahaha thanks for the laugh 
Um, this cannot possibly be true.
from one alien to another!
That cannot be Posh in that picture...she has a half assed smile on her face.
Katie is way out of her league thinking she could play Posh. They need an alien model-bot, not a giddy corn fed loser. Mind you, if Kate sticks with the Cruisentology regime, she may by suitable come production time.
BORING concept; it's been done like a jizzillion times in H'weird. And the funniest part is that Katie is actually being asked to play the role of Posh? She's like the Jolly Green Giant compared to her. And she WOULD have to lose 120lbs. or more. That's probably what they find so hysterical in this photo.
I wish Becks would quit hanging around with those fools. I'm afraid they're going to taint the hotness.
They should ask Jada Pinkett to do it. She's little, she's a cult member, and she can sing half-assed heavy metal. PERFECT.
la angel
name the midnight movie that picture is from it's killing me
i have never ever not once in the past year seen a picture of kate without a giant cup of coffee in her hand
T-bone | 09.21.06 - 12:51 pm | #
That's not really coffee, that's how Tom administers Katie's meds.
I bet Tom Cruise sleeps with Beckman.
Why else would he be interested.
Have the wives shop for clothes while they work on their "project".
TOM CRUISE + KATIE HOLMES + DAVID BECKHAM + POSH SPICE = BOX OFFICE POISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LITERAL POISON, VIEWING MAY CAUSE INSANITY AND/OR DEATH!!
You've been warned...
"Tom has a brilliant grasp of what the public want to see"
Since when?
I wish Becks would quit hanging around with those fools. I'm afraid they're going to taint the hotness.
sKate | 09.21.06 - 2:12 pm | #
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Indeed, the hotness is in danger, threat level orange.
what possible reason can these people have to be friends? it makes no sense.
Instead of acting as Posh in a movie, maybe Katie should trying acting like herself for a change. I for one would pay to see it.
Will the romance section include the affair with Rebecca Loos?
The only people who will see this are Becks fans and they are not watching for the story. Fuck it they sould make Spice Girls 2 with Posh shopping and Becks fucking the nanny, cuz that shit would be hotter than this biopic. YOU KNOW, IT'S BETTER AFTER YOU ARE DEAD TO RELEASE YOUR BIOPIC, DUMBASS
Apparantly Lance hasn't picked up on that yet either Mishma...
He should wait for his to come out too, I think.
This has to be a joke even if it's not April's fool yet.
Katie Holmes is not a good actress and her career is over (not that it was on it's best before Tom midget), everybody is nauseated at Tom midget and he's a persona non grata; the Beckams are simple eye candy. They are known for their looks or fashion sense and nothing more.
My bet is that this movie will bomb bigtime.
OK, Vegas odds: which one will bomb the hardest: Beck's bio, Lance's bio or Employee of the month
I'll put $10.00 on Employee
Aww. Don't make fun. Every super-skinny made up bitch needs a fat friend! Katie can finally excel at something.
Sick fucks!
Christina Ricci should play Posh: big ole' head, and all. But I'm sure Ms. Ricci would be underwhelmed, I mean, what exactly makes Posh movie-worthy?
I'll raise you $10.00 on that, Mishma! "Employee" is going straight to DVD in 1 week's time.
This sounds fake
That's ridiculous that Katie Holmes would play Posh Spice! Katie's thigh weighs more than Spice's whole body. Find someone that looks more like her!
they need to do an starving alien casting call to find just the right person to play Posh.
Poor Katie is going to have lose at least 50 more lbs. before playing Posh.
OMG! Posh is SMILING! I didn't think it was physically possible!!!
Katie will have to lose A LOT of weight... like 30 lbs to look as skinny as that anorexic thing next to ger.
her*
oh please. what a cheap idea for a biographical film. at least pick someone special that contributed something to society or at least is dead. psshhhh...
Nicole Richie could kinda do Posh.
Katie had better start her liquid diet yesterday. She's huge. What, is she like a size 8 now?
Does anyone know what Posh actually does now, besides fragrance endorsements? Does she have a career?
aren't katie and posh about the same age??
Puhleeze..what a bunch of pampered babies...they all need to get over themselves. He's a great soccer player, but that's about it...he wears fashion, and billions adore him...this is the basis for a movie? Not to mention his botoxed, surgically enhanced, emaciated, no talent hack of a wife...what the hell has she done since the Spice Girls, besides shop, go under the knife, and vomit?
Perfect vapid shit material for a vapid creep like Cruise.
I would totally watch it! But then again, I watch 90% of the shit that's made out there.
Oh, so the four have become very close friends? Tiny Douchebag was probably assigned the Beckhams as perfect $cientology recruits because they are RICH and STUPID.
I hope they actually make this train wreck so we can laugh even more at these 2 wackos.
I like the comment "TOM HAS A GRASP OF WHAT THE PUBLIC WANTS". Yea, we want to laugh at you AlienCruise!
i'm a serious posh n becks fan, but i have to really ask....WTF FOR AND WHO IS REALLY GONNA WATCH THIS?
What about my biopic?
For Katie Holmes to play Posh is a joke. Posh is gorgeous, and Katie is so plain. I hope Posh re thinks the whole idea.
BradP should play DBecks..sigh.
Tom is in his own world, so if the public is on another planet, sure he's connected! :|
This is wrong on so many levels but I got to admit a movie about the most overhyped football player/bigtime chocker would be just about right for pop culture.
And if Paramount picked up the idea, you really think Tom "all hail Xenu.net" Cruise will produce it for them?
Does anyone else not believe in this possibility?
I dont care how much publicity these two british nouveaux twits get during their jaunt across the pond (someone should maibe tell them that Cruise' popularity is below Saddam in the US), there is no way a US studio is going to make a movie that has no chance of making a penny in the US.
A Showtime movie? Probably.
I'm sorry but I DON'T see Katie being Posh. I don't think she can pull it off, but whatever. If she wants to be part of a cheesy movie (which she's used to doing)-so be it. Let her career worsen (if that's possible).
I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna blame Katie for Tom's wacky/crazy/weird personality he has been showing to the public. Tom's been into Scientology long way before he met his little Kitty Holmes. And ever since he professed his "love" on Oprah--all went downhill from there. He wasn't like THAT before! My blaming Katie may not be reasonable, but whatever I don't know... he was a respectable actor before--now he's a joke.
Ten to one they put Scientology in it, if it ever gets made, which is unlikely since the Beckhams are only nominal celebs around these parts, and I cannot imagine the Cruiser doing a "little" movie or a foreign movie.
Oh, and Katie is utterly not Posh. Not skeletal. Not overtanned. Not creepy-sulky looking. Sloppily dressed. And instead of never smiling, she's always got this huge toothy grin that reaches her ears.
Hasn't anyone asked the most pertinent question: WHY does there need to be a movie made about these two?
Posh's smile is disturbing, maniacal and oh, so unattractive.
This sounds like Gili times three. Paramount can't stop killing themselves. Who would go and see that?
I didn't believe Katie was with TC to become a star, until I saw this on MSNBC last night. Where is this quote from? I guess they think this will be like Reese Witherspoon as June Carter. Not only does she have to learn an accent, she has to learn to sing, sad.
Lol Tom would prlly put Katie on a strict scientology diet of 4 ounces of raw human flesh a day.
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