first
1st!
Hahahahahahahahaha. 3rd through Infinity. Anyway they're hot.
did you guys see Jordan's pusspuss?
OMFG! that was the funniest shit I have ever seen
TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT!
SPARE ME MY LIFE!
I WAS ROBBED BY TWO MEN!
awesome choreography. why did they keep panning in on their shoulders
oh Michael K.... how do you find this shit... thank god you are in my life 
no u guys, u have to appreciate the music playing in the backgound...so fucking popular!
japanese music all sounds the same. I've heard that shit on cartoons or that crappy anime or however the hell you spell it. their stupid smiles throughout the whole thing was hilarious.
how useful. if i were learning another language preparing for foreign travel, i certainly wouldn't want to know things like "Which way is the US Embassy," "Where is the nearest bomb shelter," or "I thought it was legal here."
how useful. if i were learning another language preparing for foreign travel, i certainly wouldn't want to know things like "Which way is the US Embassy," "Where is the nearest bomb shelter," or "I thought it was legal here."
WHAT? Where does this stuff come from?
OMG this is they funniest shit EVER
"I thought it was legal here."
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 09.21.06 - 5:17 pm |
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that's why Michael Jackson moved out of the country.
Um, well.....thanks, MK! Somebody *finally* showed me something that got "Na Numa Numa Hey" out of my head.
haha... that was great. reminds me of the Saved by the Bell work out video... hahahaha
Why do they have no asses???
Why do they look like they have Down Syndrome?
Fuck, my firm blocked this shit, I hate the Sonic Wall.
Why do they have no asses???
WHY? | 09.21.06 - 5:21 pm | #
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the only Japanese i've seen with asses are sumo wrestlers...are they Japanese or Chinese...is there a difference?
Kidding people. Not really, I just don't want to hear, "why you gotta pull the race card," blah, blah, blah
gotta love the choreography!!
Thats how they view America. crazy shit goes down, so they are trying to prepare their people. LOL.
at least the pretend robbers weren't black or hispanic
why was the one robber wearing his bandana backwards? kinda defeats the purpose, no?
at least the pretend robbers weren't black or hispanic
Myself
hehe... or chinese! god forbid
at least the pretend robbers weren't black or hispanic
Myself | 09.21.06 - 5:29 pm | #
Or yet another White serial killer like Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer and the rest of them....
did you see him? that geek doesn't know how to rob people.
the only Japanese i've seen with asses are sumo wrestlers...are they Japanese or Chinese...is there a difference?
Myself | 09.21.06 - 5:24 pm | #
Why is that? Seriously, can anyone answer? Asians asses are one with their tummies like totally non -existent asses, is there an explanation for this?
This is brilliant.
WHY?, I think it's too much rice.
I can't recall laughing so hard in my life at an internet film.. ever.. as I did ith this one.. It's so.. bizarrely funny..
That's stupid! What if they're robbed by one man? Then they have the police scrambling all over looking for another suspect because they learned some canned response to getting robbed.
hysterical and budget! Yeah why the hell was he wearing the bandana like that...he was really concealing his identity..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Loves it!! I teach English to several groups of immigrants here in Houston, TX, and I'm going to show this in my next class!!
CeeCee - surely you're not serious
Nah, I'm not serious. I love how they combine a fitness video with English lessons! They're the multi-tasking champions!
we've been all wrong about self-defense all these years. Cheerleading IS good for something.
A few thoughts and some questions:
1) I see they're teaching the most oft used phrases here in America.
2) Does "take anything you want" mean their punanis too? Some one might want to rewrite the script.
3) What's with the yamulke (sp?) on the guy on the left? Is he jewish? Why do the jews always get pegged as muggers anyway?
4) I'm adopting this as my new workout video. What a cardio workout! And those outfits are precious!
WHY?, I think it's too much rice.
Myself | 09.21.06 - 5:35 pm | #
LOL. Isn't rice suppose to give you a big ass?
Here's my Why question:
If I see ONE more dorky White man with a Soon Yi looking Asian chick, I will barf. What is up with THAT????
The prettiest white girl, black girl, hispanic girl can't get a man as quick as the FUGLIEST Soon Yi looking girl.
IF you are going to get an Asian mail order bride, why not get a cute one? Why do white guys only pick the fug ones???
Here is the first one lesson 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S...h?
v=SFVB0wDWk_k
LMFAO so far!! Ennis, I'm still trying to get thru this one, my computer is fucked. Is there bukaki in yours?
those Japanese girls are hot
vampira I have this shit stuck in my head. GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!
bukaki?
don't ask, ennis. trust me on this one.
wow...just....wow....
this shit is funny but way old. its been on you tube forever.
it involves shit as a turn on. Japs love their shit.
HEY! MY GIRLFRIEND IS ASIAN AND HAS BUBBLE BUTT! HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet Jesus in heaven! I have found my calling. Film School here I come so that I too can take part in creating some of the Japanese masterpieces we just saw!
Japanese television rules!
WTF?! Why learn those phrases? What happened to "How much do you charge?" or "Your fish dinner is making me shit my pants!"
HEY! MY GIRLFRIEND IS ASIAN AND HAS BUBBLE BUTT! HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous | 09.21.06 - 6:25 pm | #
LIAR! (she must be part white or something)...
bukake is when a bunch of guys ejaculate on someone's face. it doesn't involve shit.
according to gay hanky codes, the assailant with the light orange bandanna is either a shrimper or a shrimpee, and the one with it tied under his nose (?) is either a milker or a milkee.
"Spare me my life" in spandex. So damn funny.
The girls look Downy and retarded.
Those girls are so fugly ugly I am bleeding in my eyes.
I wondered what Jason Alexander was doing these days.
Creepy AND educational. That took some skill.
Dammit. Now I've got that stuck in my head. I was robbed by two men, I was robbed by two men... Damn you!
Spare me my life (from aerobics!!)
Don't steal my shrimp lo mein please!!!!!!!!!!!
eww BUKAKE
I WAS ROBBED BY TWO MEN!
OMG, that was high art! I wonder how much Angelina will pay to own these videos.
Ennis Del Mar! I loved the one you gave the link to. The end it with Hasta la vista, baby! Classic.
At least Jason Alexander still can make a living, I thought he was awesome in the video. Though someone should tell him the knot goes in the back,Not under the nose!
i'm sure it does wonders for tourism in america too.
what a fucked up video. i lived in japan for a year - this is exactly what people think will happen if they come here - get robbed by fat ugly guys.
Ennis~!!!! HAAAA..I just peed myself..
Ok during the "U drive me crazy" part I wish that Britney popped up and danced around the men with a box of lo mein and an egg roll....
and "dont make fun of me"
um????
Ahhhh, I miss my crazy homeland...
If the men were rappers, the cute little Japanese girls would be singing...
I WAS RAPED BY TWO MEN
I WAS RAPED BY TWO MEN
If the men were rappers, the cute little Japanese girls would be singing...
I WAS RAPED BY TWO MEN
I WAS RAPED BY TWO MEN
YoYo | 09.21.06 - 8:19 pm | #
And they would also say:
"And after the Rapper raped me I finally knew what it was like to be penetrated by a real human size big black penis and not the small snail size Japanese ones I am used to"....
just BRILLIANT! lol and thanks ennis for linking the first video.. that made my night!
I WAS ROBBED BY TWO MEN!
rofl
That was awesome. But wouldn't "I was mugged" be easier and clearer to say? Am I looking too much into this?
I was robbed by two men, I was robbed by two men. Oh no! That is going to be stuck in my head forever!
I WANT TO MARRIE A JAPANYS
They should have a video that teaches them to say "Hi, wanna fuck??" They would have a lot more fun with Americans that way!
that was so awsome...
Yo is correct Bukaki is ejaculation on face not shit on face or wherever
they should be hired to choreograph that dancing stars show....way hot...
thanks yo -- god i'm so gullible!
OMG i m tromatized !!! is this video supose to help the japanese prostitutes !!! what the hell where they thinking when they made this and why are they zooming there boobz all the time !?!?
The Paris avoidance version..;
CRABBY STAY AWAY FROM ME!
CRABBY STAY AWAY FROM ME!
CRABBY STAY AWAY FROM ME!
boom boom boom boom!
CRABBY STAY AWAY FROM ME!
CRABBY STAY AWAY FROM ME!
CRABBY STAY AWAY FROM ME!
I WANT TO MARRIE A JAPANYS
JINKI | 09.21.06 - 9:06 pm | #
Here's my Why question:
If I see ONE more dorky White man with a Soon Yi looking Asian chick, I will barf. What is up with THAT????
The prettiest white girl, black girl, hispanic girl can't get a man as quick as the FUGLIEST Soon Yi looking girl.
IF you are going to get an Asian mail order bride, why not get a cute one? Why do white guys only pick the fug ones???
Anonymous | 09.21.06 - 5:59 pm | #
Lolololol. I have a dorky white friend who goes out with a Soon Yi looking bitch.
MI LOV JAPANYS!!
I love it.
OMG, I was at work when i saw this and damn near busted my gut. Mike, yo ass crazy!
OMFG hahaha Only in Japan.
Great find Michael!
there are actually two of these on collegehumor.com... two different ones
what more proof do we need that the japanese are totally fucked in the head??????????????????????????????????????????????
???????
Ah~! Japan Fucking Rocks!!!
I secretly want to be Japanese...
WTF!
spare me!
LOL classic!
and didn't japan invent anime? that is some dumb shit
I think it's kinda useful for japanese girls who wanna travel in the US.
This totally reminds me of when Kelly, Jessie, and Lisa made an exercise video on Saved by the Bell.
this makes the japanese look really really really stupid.
Gwen Stafani's new video?
Harijuki Holdup?
that looks like a corporate video made to teach english to employees relocating to the US. My question is, where were they relocating to..Bushwick, Brooklyn????
Now that saying I was robbed by two men will be running thru my brain all day HELLLLLPPPPPPPPP
I enjoy Japanese television way more than American television. They're funny even when they're not trying to be...lol
OMG. I want the last 3 1/2 minutes of my life back.
i personally enjoyed the "spare me my life" cheerleader routine. practical, and yet entertaining!
Take anything you want! Spare me my life! I was robbed by two men!
This video is amazing! I love it! It's like a language video and an exercise tape all in one package!!
The robber with the...thing on his head made me think of the "Weird Science" geeks wearing bras on their heads.
So it's true what I've heard: they're really desperate in Japan for English teachers.
classic
I live in New York, annnnd I don't know about the rest of the world but I have seen alot of Asian girls over here that have some pretty damn bubbly asses. I think it's the different food that they eat over here. I am amazed every day.
hahaha. So the point here is to frighten the robber with aerobic self defense?!?!?!?!
That was the funniest thing Ive seen in a long time. I was crying.
I too, have that song in my head. I have the Hasta la Vista, Baby in mine.
Great job finding this one!!
ooh. if you think that was hilarious, wait till you guys see this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M...h?
v=MYqkeBB4_fg
FIRST RATE CUNT-LAPPING!!
The next american idol stars!!!!
Jake | 09.22.06 - 11:23 am | #
OMFG!!! Thats all I can say.
Why do they have no asses???
WHY? | 09.21.06 - 5:21 pm | #
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the only Japanese i've seen with asses are sumo wrestlers...are they Japanese or Chinese...is there a difference?
Kidding people. Not really, I just don't want to hear, "why you gotta pull the race card," blah, blah, blah
Myself | 09.21.06 - 5:24 pm | #
You are a BLOODY IDIOT. comments are wasted on you anyway so I'll stop.
As usual, all the STOOPID RACISTS/HATERS come out when there is an Asian thread.
STOP wasting oxygen and think of something original to say for god's sake.
Sending this from Tokyo now.
This is 12 years old and ran on FUJI TV. Japanese TV is really bent and after 2 decades here I find their English still really sucks.
These "actors" are from Inagawa Motoko Agency. The actors were paid $150USD for the day to do this piece of work...ah yeah...
The Japanese are so weird they are always walking around in clups giggling and pointing with marc jacobs bags...strange
clups=clumps
and after 2 decades here I find their English still really sucks.
it's funny because japanese is one of the hardest languages ever, yet they can't speak english for shit
So it's true what I've heard: they're really desperate in Japan for English teachers
there's a guy in china or japan and his whole blog is how fucking terrible it is teaching english there. it is truly appalling the way they raise their kids. they have a game where they to stick their arm up your ass and they think it's normal... i wish i was joking.
And they would also say:
"And after the Rapper raped me I finally knew what it was like to be penetrated by a real human size big black penis and not the small snail size Japanese ones I am used to"....
Yo wassup!
Actually, I think they would say...
EWWWW DISGUSTING
Except of course the nasty-ass gook chicks you see in pornos that like black dick.
Finally English course that I was looking for
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