First
way to use your kids, AZZ
Oh my god, you're first!!!!! Strike up the band, call the president... Chelle's first! I'm surprised that there isn't a post about you on DListed being that you're so famous now.
good lord-
fgdf
How about some Simpson sisters ass wipe? Now that would garner some coin.
Whatever, jealous much?
boycott boycott
but i will eat there if it's cheap and tasty. cuz i'm cheap and tasty
Whatever, jealous much?
ilovethissite | Homepage | 09.22.06 - 11:03 am | #
Honestly.. no... just hungover and spreading the bitterness around. 
been there, feel better, it's the weekend
I'm all for her doing anything but sing.
Wake me when its over
When will this shit end?
Does Joe REALLY think anyone gives a shit about his sleazy self and his manufactured hos??
For christ's sake, kill this bastard.
I wonder how she could make a profit off her man chin
she couldn't market tampons, MK - there's not enough cotton in the world to plug up that fucking crevice.
Can anyone say NYLA?
unfortunately, this will do really well in the south. men here love to have bbq spread all over their face and gut while groping cheap women dressed as whores
GOD!!!! I can't believe what a PIMP this fuckwad is. You KNOW he's going to be designing the outfits for that cluster-fuck of an operation.
DAMMIT! I have to shorten my name! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Perez has Frankenberrys in his butt hairs
http://myspace.com/ihateperezhilton
Joe Simpson is new money - very very classless.
I would not be surprised if he starts selling those latex sex toys molded in the shape of her ass and vagina. He has no shame.
Honestly.. no... just hungover and spreading the bitterness around.
Whatever | 09.22.06 - 11:05 am | #
I am too. Shut the fuck up. 
J/K!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can just see Papa Joe working in the kitchen for publicity on opening day. There's nothing like the taste of Jess's furburger on your chicken wings.
he deserves to lose every penny he's got on this shady operation...
I wonder if there'll be a sandwich named double d's?
Good Morning Everybody!!!
Perez/DAMMIT: LOVE LOVE THE AV. That's my favorite cereal eva!!!!
R u F-ing kidding me, when will the simpsons die already! The whole family is hiccup in evelution.
Seriously...when will she go away? The wig line is bad enough but a theme resturant? That's so 1993.
hey NoAnjl, does Stoney not post on Fridays?
Wow Daisy Dukes ??? Ummmm no thank you !!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh MK you should spply and work there ! Hey if they say no just SUE !!!!!!!
It will NEVER work. He knows nothing about the restaurant business, and usually celeb sponsored eateries flop big time! He should stick to what he knows. Moron.
Kim - sure, he's classless - but that has nothing to do with him being "new money". You think he wasn't classless before? Shit, he was stickin it to his daughters before they were rich - we just didn't have to watch. Why do you think he's gotten that money, and from whom? You. Me. Anyone that has put money into this tramp. It's our fucking fault.
joe simpson, ex minister
opens a chain of hooter's, i mean daisy dukes.
anyone else think that is just wrong?
it so so weird how he lusts after his daughter. it is so weird that now i fee dirty and must go scrub myself raw. blah.
Oh my god, you're first!!!!! Strike up the band, call the president... Chelle's first! I'm surprised that there isn't a post about you on DListed being that you're so famous now.
Whatever | 09.22.06 - 11:00 am | #
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Dont hate me cos you aint me - ha ha ha ha ha ha
There you go ilovethisite! LOL
Does ANYBODY past the age of 11 think she can sing?
She's the Thomas Kinkaide of Entertainment.
The way she's going he's going to have to call it Linebackers.
There are already bars across the country called Daisy Dukes, with whorish bartenders in short-shorts.
Ok (Sara the girl for you) is gone (sob), so I changed my name. I miss her, who will I ever cuss out now...(sniffle).
Simpsons = marked-down, cheap Christmas trash.
her fucking travesty of a new movie is coming out and i'm so fucking disappointed in Dane Cook for playing in that shit.
I would not be surprised if he starts selling those latex sex toys molded in the shape of her ass and vagina. He has no shame.
James Jr. | 09.22.06 - 11:08 am | #
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ever hear of Hooters Joe?
Just move to Nevada already and put your daughters in a trailer-whorehouse. Low overhead.
oopps just saw her, thanks
Does Tyra wear Chestica's wigs?
what's the specialty of the day? anything with ham or cheese?
Wonder why he's taking the long route to total exploitation of his daughters. Why not just sell the tapes of him plowing his daughters? Its just a matter of time. Anyone who eats there should be shot.
skinny fat - gurrrlll, was I laughing yesterday!!!! *mwuah*
I hate Joe Pimpson! So he takes exclusive pics of his daughters so he can sell them? Hmm, I don't even want to think about the ones he has for his private use.
Nick may have been heartbroken but he should be thankful to high heaven that he got out.
He's making this resturant so jessica and asshole have a place to work when people stop giving a shit about them in the next 15 minutes, right?
O.K. the F.B.I. need to close in on Joe Simpleton's ass NOW! He is a sick sick mother f'er. I mean child molester sick.
fo sho xo
Whats next-is he going to open a 'costco' like store where Jess is always the employee of the month??? that sells all her things-the wigs, cosmestics, shoes, clothing, whatever else...
Okay... This guy needs a 9-5 job in a cublicle in an office building on the 10th floor. He has way too much time on his hands.
NoAnjl! *hug*
Fo Sho!! Where were you yesterday? It was Carlton's Bday!! I wanted to dance with you!
NoAnjl! Hola!
Does Mrs. Simpson realize how sick it is to pimp out your children? She must be part of this machine.
Did anyone read that these lovely parents actually quote "paid for their daughter with the sale of a camera lens?" See page six.
There are already bars across the country called Daisy Dukes, with whorish bartenders in short-shorts.
Sass | 09.22.06 - 11:16 am | #
I was gonna say that too.
This no talent skank jizzbag has more "products" in her name than the Olsen monkeys. And they're all selling at Wal-Mart together I'm sure.
Go back to your pole in that low-rent Texas titty bar and leave us the fuck alone, will ya?
MizRo Dahling!!!! xoxo
@MizRo and fo sho: btw, it's all good with me 
She's the Thomas Kinkaide of Entertainment.
Noni | 09.22.06 - 11:15 am | #
MizRo! *hug* I haven't had time to play. I hope the weed didn't go to waste? 
But he did do well on Celeb Duets!
Joe Simpson makes Michael Jackson's dad look like a saint. Of all the fucked up stage parents, Pimpson takes the cake. How does anyone go from being a minister to being a pimp? Oh wait, they're not that different.
Mario - did you see my shout out to you?????
NoAnjl!!!!!!!!!!!! *kisses*
skinny fat: just in case you didn't see:
skinny fat - gurrrlll, was I laughing yesterday!!!! *mwuah*
NoAnjl | 09.22.06 - 11:23 am | #
She ran away!!!
papa joe is a P-I-M-P...period... i guess we should be thankful there are only 2 simpson girls to turn out...imagine how many more girls lives he would have damaged if he has more daughters...
Never goes to waste, Fo Sho!!
Skinny fat: hello, love.
SUGGESTION: No one spend a penny on anything associated with this tribe of mental midgets.
What does he know about BBQ anyway? He'll probably offer BEEF BBQ. LMAO!
I would not be surprised if he starts selling those latex sex toys molded in the shape of her ass and vagina. He has no shame.
James Jr. | 09.22.06 - 11:08 am | #
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lmao! Pimpa Joe is probably testing them (himself of course) even as I write this.
Did anyone read that these lovely parents actually quote "paid for their daughter with the sale of a camera lens?" See page six.
MizRo | 09.22.06 - 11:33 am | #
Are you talking about how he made the deal with wireimage that only his pictures get used?
He supposedly took a lot of photography classes in college and so he knows more about what he's doing than the rest of the photogs. (that was his defense-what I saw on a new show this morning while getting ready for work)
she couldn't market tampons, MK - there's not enough cotton in the world to plug up that fucking crevice.
Morticia | 09.22.06 - 11:06 am
LOL! Kudos to you morticia!! funny as hell!
Honestly, this man goes so low, he must be the limbo world champ or something. What is with him, doesn't he realize what people say about him? I guess we all know where Jessica inherited her stupidity from!
He supposedly took a lot of photography classes in college and so he knows more about what he's doing than the rest of the photogs. (that was his defense-what I saw on a new show this morning while getting ready for work)
Amy | 09.22.06 - 11:57 am | #
what, porn photography classes? hahaha!
AMY: I'm sorry NOT pagesix.com, but today's Awful Truth on eonline.com. My bad.
Seems Ted asked him about all the pic-taking/WireImage stuff and you will outright LAUGH at what he and his wife said.
Let's see...Jessica has a wig line, shoe line, clothing line, cosmetics line, music career, film career, whore career and now is a restauranter. I'm guessing a line of feminine products isn't far behind.
Daisy Douche! Sorry if someone already said it above. I'm coming into the conversation late.
Joe Simpson is a sleazebag in every sense of the word. I'm amazed that Jessica hasn't told him to stop that shit before it embarasses her in front of the whole world, too.
Oh, how sweet and secular of Jessica and her caring father, Joe. Just what the world needs, shorter shorts and more chicken wings. I smell world peace in the air.
Joe freakin' Simpson is seriously squeezing every shit outta his girls, isn't it?? I mean, what's next?!! The possibilities are endless.
Wait, is he opening a restaurant in Vegas, or a brothel?
oh good Restaurants hemorrage money...tons of stars have lost their shirts in that biz...Planet Hollywood...gone! Papa Joe is gonna lose his shirt on this one
I love the daisy douche idea...
There are so many good restaurants in Vegas that it will die if the food sucks..I predict FAILURE
This is most ironic. In an episode of Newlyweds she told Nick she would never want her daughter working at a Hooters, comparing it to being a ho or stripper. Desperation sure changes your ethics.
yummy i'm sure daddy joe will personally 'approve' each new hire...
Pardon me if it's already been said, but whorish waitresses and barbecue foods--sounds like a Hooters to me. Try
LA: Daisy Douche!
That, my dear, is brilliant!
Feminine products is right, let's see Daisy scented douche sounds about right if her fucken sleezy dad has his way and milks her character within every ounce of its' life. This whole family is vomit inducing.
Papa Joe will probably get Chesty and Ashy to walk around in daisy dukes on opening night to get people in.
He is one rapacious fuck!
would not be surprised if he starts selling those latex sex toys molded in the shape of her ass and vagina. He has no shame.
James Jr. | 09.22.06 - 11:08 am | #
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
alimartini said. | 09.22.06 - 11:18 am | #
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Soon to come......, after she does a spread for Playboy.
don't forget her proactive zit career!
LA: Daisy Douche!
That, my dear, is brilliant!
MizRo | 09.22.06 - 1:48 pm | #
MizRo! Thanks, sweetie! If I don't see you again, have a great weekend!
i liked this idea the first time when it was called HOOTERS...skanky pimp
Thank you LA, you too, sugar.
Be happy and safe.
He doesn't have the right to use that name. The creators of "The Dukes of Hazzard" are gonna sue his ass into the poorhouse.
call her a dumb blonde--but the ho is raking in the dough big time!!!!!
to all of the haters....
Dez | 09.22.06 - 5:11 pm | #
Except it's already going downhill. Lookit those album sales sliiiiddiiinnnggg...
James Jr. | 09.22.06 - 11:08 am | #
Snicker snicker.
Anyway, this is an idiotic idea (so of course Papa "Tits" Joe is on it) and it just shows how desperate these people are for more, more, more money.
I wonder of Papa Joe will have to personally approve the "suckers" of each waittress. Can't have them reflecting badly on his little girl!
don't forget she is also a hooker by night!
it is times like these i 'm greatful my dad is dead what the hell is up with papa joe he's kind of going too far with his stupid girls where and when will he ever stop doesn't he know he's hurding not help them each day if he's this hands on now what do you think he was like when they younger ofcourse molest them he's one hell of stupid white trsh at their best.
because Joe is a no talent loser he pimps his kids. 
why can't this pathetic excuse for a family die from one of the many stds they must share?i'd love to have seen skank daddy taking pictures at the jackass premiere and steve-o piss on him-wait that would probably turn him on and he'd want to try it with his whore daughters
So this means 5 times a year Jessica has to go from table to table and provide her crotch as a napkin to all of the male patrons of Daisy Dukes?
Way to go Papa Joe! He keeps on adding new meanings to the word class.
So apparently they don't care whether or not Assley makes appearances there; they just want to make sure they have Chestica's commitment? LOL!
I've always thought - and maybe I'm alone on this - that the whole "I was a virgin until my wedding night" was a publicity stunt. It would not surprise me in the least if she'd slept with Nick or someone else before she got married, possibly Papa Joe. She already had that skank look in her eye on her wedding day.
unfortunately, this will do really well in the south. men here love to have bbq spread all over their face and gut while groping cheap women dressed as whores
Morticia | 09.22.06 - 11:07 am | #
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Hi Tish, unfortunately I think that is a growing trend, especially with all the Hooters springing up everywhere.
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