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what eva
I love LILO
hope she gets a better one
damn still first
Serves her right.
Have a great weekend all! *MUAH**
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Mizro- left you a comment on afternoon crumbs. Have a good weekend!!!
Is Willie Nelson available???
Next stop on the Hohan Train will be REHAB in a few weeks.
Good I hope that stupid frivilous bitch goes on a sex binge again and gets the crabz! He can do much better than this HO!!
She is so orange.
lol@ "taking a break" so soon into a relationship... b.s.
At least he was smart enough to dump her ass early on.
Dude was Fugly regardless...bring on the old whore!!
who does her make up the fucking oompa loompas?
She may be a coke whore but he's fug.
She's got the body of a little boy.
Awwwwww poor Lindsay. No more pink tacos.
It was all those crotch shots that did it. Too many people saw the goodies.
sorry but i feel bad for lindsay
Mwahahahaha!
No wonder she dyes her hair, her natural color would blend right into that horrible spray on tan of hers!
Maybe he got tired of her flashing her cooch everywhere.
Gee, like no one saw this coming.
Lindsay is a spoiled, immature, self-involved cokehead and Harry finally saw it for his own eyes (Kudos for giving Blo a chance though!)
This said it perfectly: She should seriously stop trying to find the right guy and hook up with Pete Doherty already. These two like belong together, they are trash. Better yet she should marry her mother, that's the real match made in heaven.
hahahahahaaa Don't fight it, Linds, BE it!!
she'll be hooked up and banging some new "boyfriend" by tonight...
YAY! Now maybe she'll O.D. and we can be rid of her once and for all! Harry realized what a dizeezed skankwhore she is.
Is anybody really shocked??!
you can't marry your mom!
He dumped her in some public place? Ugh, I'm no fan, but that is harsh....
She heads out to Hyde to mend her broken heart. Next!
ms. lohan needs to stop dating fuckin' losers
It is pretty sad when you don't meet the Hard Rock Cafe crowd standards. Ouch.
Rebecca - I gave you a shout out below - 3:51.
you can't marry your mom!
skinny fat | 09.22.06 - 4:22 pm | #
Dear Lindsay:
WHAM-BAM, THANK YOU MA'AM.
Thanks for letting me try your pink tacos.
-Harry
PS--Don't call me.
Taking a break means I don't appreciate the quality of drugs you provide me with.
....WILMER????????????
Good Move Harry -
She would have cheated on him and banged fifty other guys soon anyway.
Nice One
Perez hinted that Lindsay is still heavy into the drug scene and onto something other than coke...
Bastard finally found his way out of those freckles.
Atta Boy!
Run, Harry, run! Don't look back, fool!
Soma-
you mean smoking meth?
celebrity hater - He did not seem like such a loser. I don't know anything about him but I KNOW that she seems like a COMPLETE LOSER.
What she needs to do is stop being being a Coke Whore.
you mean smoking meth?
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Yeah...she's such a mess.
I know people that know here an she is into METH.
She has been on a meth binge for weeks now.
That's why nails look disgusting and she is wearing the same clothes and why Harry just broke up with her.
She is Completely Addicted to Crystal Meth.
I know someone that sold it to her in Hollywood.
Whoever this guy is, he's well shot of the dirty bint, flashing her crotch and catching a chill. Stupid moose! 
It's sad : (((
She doesnt look that fucked up in this pic.
Meth...is that what Perez means when he says 'strawberry flavored nesquik' is what she's into...I was like wtf at that comment...I feel out of the loop.
Damn, that wasn't even enough time to place a bet as to how long they'd last. Maybe that's why she's flashing her pink taco -- it pays to advertise.
She can't keep a man for shit!
Lindsey is going to be a 5 dollar hooker on Sunset Blvd. soon or doing porn in the valley for meth money.
She already has lost acting jobs and is practically blackballed in Hollywood except for the most desperate production.
Agents, producers, directors, other stars - No one wants to work with her.
Unless this Georgia Rules movie makes 200 million dollars (which I doubt) she's FUCKED.
Do you suppose that there might be a little drama in life with Blohan. Perhaps that was what last weeks fight with her mother was about. Staying with Harry was fucking up the coke supply.
I dunno...I like Lindsey Lohan. She's young, has a fucked up family life, and makes her living in the twisted world of Hollywood. I think she is picked on more than bringing it on herself.
Oh by the way, Perez is now reporting that he engages in auto-fellatio. Figures.
I thought they were cute together but Harry does deserve better.
I love that she cried.
what the fuck is auto-felatio
Fuck this Crack Whore.
What Guy would want that Used Up Piss Smelling Cracked out Cum Dumpster.
She is A Disgusting Whore.
No guy would EVER Want to be with her.
that explains the cooch -- she has meth beaver. now it all makes sense.
Maybe she can hook up with DJ AM. Don't these girls just keep switching boyfriends with each other.
Auto Fellatio: When you perform Oral Sex on yourself
The next news that we get will probably be the announcment that Hohan has a new drug councel, and her name is Whitney Houston
Perez hinted that Lindsay is still heavy into the drug scene and onto something other than coke...
Soma | 09.22.06 - 4:30 pm |
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Perez is ONE DUMB FUCK. I'd love to just kick him right in the face.
she deserves better.leave her alone. poor kid.
I was hoping he would help straighten her out by all accounts he was a decent guy
Um, HOW DO YOU PERFORM ORAL SEX ON YOURSELF?
Nowonder she was looking at houses in England - watch out Kate she's coming for your man and his stash. Hope someone catches that catfight on video!
As a guy I don't think I would bang her.
Ok maybe I would but with 10 Rubbers and a bucket of bleach to bathe in afterwards
You Just are really flexible and bend down....try it
That is pathetic to be so used up and gross at only 20 years old. She's really sad.
how the hell can perez do it? his belly's in the way.
Perez must have a Huge Unit
They looked good together
sad - she's not a "poor kid"
She is a fucking asshole and deserves every bit of misery that comes into her drama craving life.
She is also a shallow fucking moron.
Yeah how exactly does "strawberry flavored Nesquick" = meth? I totally don't get it.
Picturing perez blow himself is one image I can definitely live without. Thanks assholes!
PINK FLAVORED NESQUICK GO TO URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION NUMBER 2
How long before he ends up with Paris?
All Harry needs to do is scrub his Johnson down.
Scrub it hard Harry! May need to use bleach or something. Scrub her dirtiness away from you. Stat.
Apparently the cystals are pinkish anon.
She is certainly representing the C/W song "I'm Gonna Live Fast, Love Hard, And Die Young".
Why the hell is she hooked on meth...I bet a check in at Rehab is coming soon or another hospital stay for "exhaustian"
Why not credit perezhilton.com
they broke this story 4 hours ago?
Makes me go mmmmm?
yeah i guess the "nice" thing to say would be that theyre "takng a break" - wasnt it just reported that paris was trying to get up on him at a club? you know he dumped lindsays freckled ass for paris's sloppy cooter...
pink flavored nesquik?
what does it mean?
Crystal Meth Rocks are pinkish?
I wonder if Perez swallows when he does it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
maybe now she can auction off some of those hideous bathing suits!!!!!!
She seriously has been wearing the same clothes for DAYS
Love ya NoAnjl!
How long before he ends up with Paris?
abc | 09.22.06 - 4:52 pm | #
took the words right out of my mouth.haha! these guys in their late 20's-early 30's who date these young girls in their early 20's always dump them because they are immature and have short attention spans. Jared Leto keeps dating these girls and breaking up with them just as quick. his relationship with Cameron was the longest, cause she was closer to his age
If you are flexible enough--do that yoga pose where you lie on your back,, lift your legs over your head and fold yourself so your knees are back by your ears. I could do it in my twenties, but at that time, never thought about using yoga for anything but relaxation. SILLY me! (works better for guys--y'know w/bits that hang down . . ) I want full reports on Monday . . .
i am kinda sad.... is that wrong?
took the words right out of my mouth.haha! these guys in their late 20's-early 30's who date these young girls in their early 20's always dump them because they are immature and have short attention spans. Jared Leto keeps dating these girls and breaking up with them just as quick. his relationship with Cameron was the longest, cause she was closer to his age
anon | 09.22.06 - 5:08 pm | #
They want the young pussy and thats about it. They don't want the bs that comes along with the young pussy.
Oh, yes, and the thought of Perez being sexual with anyone or anything imself, is absolutely nauseating!
Marc Ford quit the Black Crowes today because being back in the band was a threat to his sobriety. Guess the heroine rumors about Chris and the band are true. I'm sure that's why Kate left him.
make that HEROIN
Good for him. He tried. He is so adorable, I don't think he will have any problems finding a nice girl to settle down with. 
Oh if he goes with Paris, I will never have any respect for him. Please don't do it Harry, and if you already have, go get tested ASAP.
Good for him. He tried. He is so adorable, I don't think he will have any problems finding a nice girl to settle down with.
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | Homepage | 09.22.06 - 5:18 pm | #
Are you kidding me?! He looks like Mr. and Mrs. Twit's love child from the Roald Dahl book "The Twits"
LoHo is so fucking lost its really quite sad! Too bad her mother is as equally fucked up otherwise her life might be a little more settled...
harry isn't the catch that he seems...several gossip sites are reporting that when LoHo was in NYC he was in LA flirting with Parasite! You know Parasite would love to date Harry...he's rich and she would have to benefit of knowing that she "took" him away from LoHo!
Poor Lindsay. She really deserves something good to happen to her. Everyone's been way too hard on her recently... people need to leave her alone.
Cry me a river you bitch, ho, nothingmuffin.
Glad Harry got over his messiah complex. Only Jesus can save that mess.
This is sad, i really hope she finds better taste in men. I mean he may have been sober, but who needs sober when your fugly?! Plus he still smoked so bleh...I say she hooks up with brad pitt, or wentworth miller...she needs a nice father figure to wax that ass!
This is sad, i really hope she finds better taste in men. I mean he may have been sober, but who needs sober when your fugly?! Plus he still smoked so bleh...I say she hooks up with brad pitt, or wentworth miller...she needs a nice father figure to wax that ass!
hahahahahahahahaha she is pathetic!
Sad. Poor Lindsay. She has brought so much on herself but she really needs someone who loves her. She doesn't seem to have a responsible parent to love and care for her except for when she can do something for them. I wonder how many of her "friends" will be around when she crashes and burns when she hits her mid 20s. Hopefully she will take this past few weeks of sanity and sobriety and build on them.
You are all lower than whale shit. And fatter too.
Lindsay probably is hurt - i feel bad for her - to have all that money and STILL get dumped - wowwwww
Lindsay probably is hurt - i feel bad for her - to have all that money and STILL get dumped - wowwwww
say she hooks up with brad pitt, or wentworth miller...she needs a nice father figure to wax that ass!
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um dingle? I doubt either of those fags would want to fuck a overgrown 20 yr old slutbagbratt! Maybe bradgelina could adopt her ass lol! I could soooo see them adopting this ho! Can you imagine how she would act lol, i bet she would write shakira is a cunt on the bathroom wall cause mamma angelina would give her more attention lol!
I bet next week he'll be dating Paris.
IS ANYONE SHOCKED BY THIS? I mean, what do you expect Harry to do when Blohan admits she lives her life as though its an episode from "Sex & the City".
She's a skank-ho. He's a nice guy who deserves someone who is disease and drug free.
I guess someone got Harry to an Al-Anon meeting. That, or his parents threatened to cut him off. Well, however it happened, he dodged that bullet. Listen, she was not going to stay with him anyway. These train wreck hoes can't be reformed and they never stay with anyone who will be any good for them.
About Harry and Paris. He was probably just talking to her. You KNOW Paris can only relate to men sexually. She is not capable of having a normal conversation - she has to try to seduce every man she comes into contact with. Although, if he stuck it in Lindsay, he can't be that picky...
This should be in the 'who cares' news section. Please, no more postings about this coked-up mess. The public has had a belly full of her already. The same goes for Paris Hilton. Somebody alert the paparazzi to go chase someone else for a change.
Lindsay's next hookup - Tommy Lee. Just watch.
Biz move the Mortons made him chill she's bad for profits.
I'm predicting LL going to rehab before or after Xmas
just a few more idiotic couples to break up... I don't know what it is about other people breaking up that makes me happy... Maybe I'm bitter... nah.
I hate her. UGH! Just go away! Why are all these celebrities flashing their chonch anyway?
Seriously, she's a fucking mess, but how many boyfriends or girlfriends did you have in your early 20's? Unless I'm just a big slut.
how can anybody feel sorry for this messed up little cokehead publicity seeking slutbag?
wasn't he supposedly flirting with parisite hilton?that god damn hoe needs to find her own man instead of other girls b/f's
Be seeing her punk-ass at the 10am beverly hills bag&shoes meeting real soon!
Jesus Christ! Could she be any more orange?
Shocking.
And how the fuck does Perez get around all that blubber??? He must be a real bendy motherfucker.
On the update.... LINDSAY, QUIT BEING SUCH A DAMN SAD LITTLE ATTENTION WHORE!!!!
You know she's behind this rumor. It was to distract us off of that video of her looking like a dork.
His parents or grandparents must have had a sit down with the lawyers and the money handlers and told him to cut her low class ass loose. White trash doesnt sit well in the waspy boardroom. She was 86'd..the summer was over ..he had his fun..its the fall...now he has been ordered back to work and to get serious and she was just a joke for him to play with.
I lost all sympathy for her when she pulled that I lost my birkin with a zillion dollars worth of jewels bullshit.
This girl is on a one way trainwreck to ODville. Sadly it's her momma and daddy who laid the the tracks.
yeah, and the AA and Alanon comment are a great idea!
Could you imagine her and Tommy Lee??? Oh Lordy, the diseases involved!
oh HARRY we hardly knew ye..
of course her reps will deny...i guess blohan must not be that good of a lay if they keep leaving her despite the drama...
Except for the greasy slicked back hair I don't think he's fug, but seriously, she's so young that she must still smell like piss and can't keep track of $1M worth of jewelry in a hand bag - who would think of marrying her?
that's a good pic of them though...
Im sorry but the hair is the only thing that keeps him from being straight fug! Imagine how rat faced he would look without it!
Marc Ford quit the Black Crowes today because being back in the band was a threat to his sobriety. Guess the heroine rumors about Chris and the band are true. I'm sure that's why Kate left him.
Stoney | 09.22.06 - 5:15 pm | #
No, it wasn't Chris Robinson or his brother or Steve Gorman (the drummer) or the bass player. Marc Ford quit because the piano/keyboards/organ player Ed was back on smack (shooting up). The Black Crowes fired Ed. Marc quit via fax two days before the fall tour was to begin on September 7th (not today--where did you even get that info?). Very unfortunate situation.
Pfft...
The romance was fleeting, but the herpes will last a lifetime....
She needs to hook up with Travis Barker, if Parisite hooks up with Harry.
I'm sure Paris/her friends told fatty Perez the meth story. I bet shes just a coke fiend.
Dude was Fugly regardless...bring on the old whore!!
blackisback
Dude is not fugly. And even if he was, better fugly, rich and smart than fucked up, stupid and STD-infested. What's money and good looks worth if she gives him something even Ajax can't wash off, while she takes him right down the shitter with her? Those damn parents of hers did a piss-poor job at being examples for her, but she's an adult now, should be able to see where it got her parents and run the other way. Smart man...he got out while the getting was good!
Common' like the guy didn't know the job was dangerous when he took it. It's not like her reputation is a secret. Sounds to me like he wanted a little adventure and it got too hot in the kitchen so he bailed.
Is it just me or does he look like her mother?!?!?
oh sweet rapture, how i've missed dlisted and the comments section!! feels good to be back...
*waves frantically*
so...blohan got cut?? was this supposed to end any other way? she's always said in mag interviews that she doesn't believe in monogamy...for herself, yet she expects the guy to faithful, wtf?? i don't know where she's gonna find the man she so desperately needs to fill up the daddy void.
the only way this bitch is gonna make it with anyone is if they're just as fucked up as she is, and i don't think this kid was at that level (thank god).
maybe now she'll start to evaluate her life and try to figure out why she can't keep a man, or why she's throwing everything away for coke or meth (or whatever the hell she does) and really try to make peace with herself and get all the bad influences out of her life...
yeah right. this ho's fucked. damn shame too.
You guys are so unfair to Lindsey..she is such a beautiful, talented actress...
LOL...just kidding...go ahead and talk sh*t.... :o)
You KNOW he dumped her after catching her little "Dancin' in the Street" number the other night. Spaz.
it's over because he found out what a skank she really is
I guess he had enough of her pink taco.
He needs to wash his hair, do you see how dirty it looks in this pic? Too much gel yes?
THIS GUY IS HOT!!! ITS A SHAME HE HAD TO GO SLUMMING WITH BLOHAN.
it wasn't drama, it was probably pussy... he got what he wanted, now he's jetting.
oooh oooh look; Blo has dj Sam Young's pic up in her my space:
http://www.myspace.com/59780377
And he has that same pic up in his!! She also wrote him a message on the 13th saying she enjoyed chillin' with him the other night, and hope's they can do it again soon!!! OOOOHHH... now I know why Harry dumped her. Is this the same guy that she was bumpin and grindin with at that party? (when Harry got mad)?
Here is Sam Young's my space:
http://profile.myspace.com/
index...iendid=31033908
nice one Melvin, I just checked out the myspace pages. That explains a lot. Oh well I still like them together.
Aww, I hope she finds someone better. I like her.
I only wish the BEST for HARRY ... He really is A Very Good Guy ... He Deserves BETTER !!! He Is So NOT Hollywood ... He's A Very Wonderful Person !!!
They want the young pussy and thats about it. They don't want the bs that comes along with the young pussy.
Rebecca | Homepage | 09.22.06 - 5:14 pm | #
true true! so they don't marry those girls than I guess?
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