Oh my, I can't look at Rocky that way.
both hideous
Is that REALLY his mom? Gross.
Oh my god. She looks like Ronald McDonald on Crack!!!!
That's attractive1?
Totally BOTOXified. He's really starting to look unnatural--scary.
WOAH what the hell happened to Jackie Stallone?
Ewww! They both look like it's not actually possible to move their faces!
Does anyone remember G.L.O.W.?
Gorgeous ladies of wrestling?
Does anyone remember G.L.O.W.?
Gorgeous ladies of wrestling?
They are both Hot Asses and I would hit both of them up.
I would like a threesome and just lick their faces.
That would be hot
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ADRIENNE!
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His mom looks like the possessed women in the Evil Dead. (Anyone here a horror fan?)
He was never attractive to begin with.
Jackie is hot and as soon as she took that mask off I would bang her so hard.
WTF?? LOL! These have to be muppets.
LOL Doesn't she read ppls fortunes by looking at their buttocks? What a weird woman.
Jackie needs some Carol's Daughter. And a whack with a shovel.
he starred in Rocky.. she I believe starred in Craggy
Never. Getting. Botox.
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Eww. She looks like she's wearing a Michael Myers mask.
Good Lord his mother is atrocious.
Jesus Christ
I swear they would look better if they aged somewhat naturally than this.
But I think I'd rather look a little old than a Burn Victim Muppet
she looks like something my friend's cat puked up the other day
can't his wife's cheap ass skin care help him out? hmm, he's not a very good advertisement for it, is he?
He looks like CHER! the lips! AAAAAAHHHHHH
Gawd I'd end it if I saw that staring back at me in the mirror!
He was definitely never attractive at all.
His mom is scary.
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TiredOldWhore | 09.22.06 - 5:14 pm | #
Agreed!
He looks HOTTTT!
His mom is SEXY AND HOTT!!!
what happened to his mom? she always looked bad but never quite that god-awful frightening.
Is it Halloween already?
wow he looks truly terrible
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TiredOldWhore | 09.22.06 - 5:14 pm | #
Agreed!
Ennis Del Mar | 09.22.06 - 5:21 pm | #
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I am here!!! LOL!! Damn I am ready to go home and have a drink or two or three....he..hee!!
Yeap his wife has a line called Serious Skin Care. She sells it on TV. He could really use some.
Y'all hataz TheY GOT THE BOMB ASS LOOK GOING ON.
I DIG BOTH OF THEM AND I WOULD LIKE TO DIG BOTH OF THEM OUT.
You know in their private areas which are probably botoxed as.
NIce smoth private areas of the STALLONES to Smother my face in.
Word -Playa
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TiredOldWhore | 09.22.06 - 5:14 pm | #
Agreed!
Ennis Del Mar | 09.22.06 - 5:21 pm | #
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I'm here too. It's just on Friday I have to work nearly the ENTIRE DAY!! Can you imagine?
No View | 09.22.06 - 5:09 pm | #
I do! I used to watch it all the time when I was younger.
They look like MUPPETS that had 10th degree burns and had reconstructive surgery.
Good Look.
Wonky face(s)!
Have a good weekend people. I'm out! 
Shit! His mom looks like Bigfoot! Wow. That pic actually startled me!
This is the man who forbids employees to look into his eyes.... fuckhead. How very appropriate that his face has turned into "The Scream".
Good God
This is all really embarrinsing.
This is making my day. First Babs looks like shit and now this self-important asshole does too.
This is what smoking and too much plastic surgery will do to you.
When's Rocky C coming out?
He'd look better with an afro. That face is way too overwhelming for that little hair.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/JOZY57h8.jpg
BIGFOOT??? or JACKIE???
You decide...
they look like trolls!
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TiredOldWhore | 09.22.06 - 5:14 pm |
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Been wondering the same thing!
Uhm Sly, its called getting tons of Botox & plastic surgery & then getting punched in the face while boxing for hours on end.
Ask Mickey Rourke about it.
Does Jackie's Stallone still have that psychic hotline?
If so Im predicting Mother & Son matching paper bags for wonky face..
Wow.
Y'all hataz TheY GOT THE BOMB ASS LOOK GOING ON.
I DIG BOTH OF THEM AND I WOULD LIKE TO DIG BOTH OF THEM OUT.
You know in their private areas which are probably botoxed as.
NIce smoth private areas of the STALLONES to Smother my face in.
Word -Playa
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That's just plain twisted.
That last picture scared the crap outta me!! Is that woman still alive or was the photo taken several days post-mortem?
And he's wearing ROUGE, too.
Dear God, they both look like they were rode hard and put up wet.
bloated
Edward VIII -- LOL. It is easily one of the sickest things I have seen. It's like the lost Wildenstein twin.
or whoever Youri's av is.
The pictures have driven me straight to the vodka bottle. I have been in front of the mirror several times in the past few minutes. Time has definately not been kind to mother and son. MK please tell us that you are only kidding when you state that you would still hit that ugly fuck.
what the hell is that creature with red hair and the bottom, that thing is going to give me nightmares
I remember watching an interview with her last year which was supposed to be about astrology and somehow managed to become a plug for everything but! It was hilarious! Jackie's CRAAAAZY! The interviewer was dumbfounded with half the shit she came up with! I remember her going on a rant about how she 'would never consider having surgery...' and that she's 'all natural'. It really was a laugh. I wish I had recorded it!
The fact that he's wearing Mrs. Roper makeup isn't helping him at all.
OMG! And they're expecting him to do a new Rocky movie looking like that. They better have a LOT of camera filters burning at both ends.
Holy Cow...i have not seen a picture of Jackie Stallone since her WWF days...I thought she looked bad then..but now she looks like a member of the Insane Clown Posse...Sly looks like a swarthy Stay Puff Marshmallow guy.
Does Hollywood cause a person to look like that? Fuck Botox and Hollywood
Is that really his mother?! What happend to her? She looks worse than the scariest Halloween mask ever! Night of the Living Dead.
It is just wrong
soon he will be telling the future from reading butt cheeks like his moms
I cnnot get away from the pictures of these folks. I keep thinking that it is a bad dream, and I am already on my fourth strong vodka with a lime and very small splash of soda. They have me scared to death of ageing one more day.
jackie stallone scares the shit outta me.
What sucks is that assholes like him can age really bad but they still expect their woman to look perfect and young and if they don't, then it's time to trade up for one that is. God he looks like hell!
LA -- so is it Sly in the bottom pic too? 
horrifying image
I wonder what his father looks like, or looked like. There are some bag genes in there somewhere.
ALL SHOOK UP -- keep hittin the vodka hard tonight and you may wake up lookin like her. Lucky bitch! My cork puller is twitching in my hands.
ANONYMOUS, you are correct about this fugly prick expecting the young women to look their best at all times. However from the looks of his ass in these pictures, and I feel that they are all of him, his overstay of his fifteen minutes are up.
Jesus Effing Christ. I had no idea his mother was looking that hideous these days. WTF has she done?
VAMPIRE, please assure me that regardless of how much vodka that I have, and I am now on another one, I will never look like that. PLEASE
He looked better when he got beat up in Rocky. Holy shit.
Mrs. Roper Make up
That's funny.
No it's not helpiing him. If he scrubbed al the make up off and got maybe some sleep or something he could look better. Maybe
ALL SHOOK UP -- I cannot assure you of that. Just say your prayers before you pass out tonight and avoid mirrors for 12 hours tomorrow.
It has just been confirmed that all of these pictures are of Sly himself, and that there was a lot of airbrushing to make the pictures look hat good.
It looks like those eye brows are the only things keeping his face from sliding off his skull!
Vampire, I have already gone into prayer, and I am not going near the mirror. I do however feel that it is only fair to add a huge prayer for the Botox to settle down in his face asap, and suggest that he definately stay out of the camera's eye for at least forty eight hours.
Holly shit! He's so plastic looking.. and is he wearing MAKE UP??
No words are enough for his mom.
Looks like Rocky has Judy Garland's old eyebrows.
Rocky WAS THE DOPE BOMP Y'all.
I would hit that in a HOT second Fo'realz
He be looking cute and shit. DAMN He is still fine.
I think he is good looking and hot
I would ride him hard
Looks like Tara Reid's old plastic surgeon found work again :P
He still looks fit and like a champ.
In fine form for the New Rocky coming out soon.
I hope I look that lean and healthy at his age.
I'm impressed he has maintained his youthful glow and stamina
Does anyone remember that crappy tv series version of Beauty and the Beast, where the beast, think his name was Vincent, looked like a lion? Take his face and mash it up with Rocky Dennis of The Mask (the one with Cher) and voila: Jackie Stallone...
I can't even know what to say about Sly... It's all just so very wrong...
That's some REALLY bad work!
y'ALL HATAZ HE BE LOOKING FIIIINE!!!
Id hit that fo realz
He is a fine looking natural gentleman.
And Jackie is as fresh, simple and natural as a daisy on a spring day.
What fresh hell is this? These people are scaring the hell out of me. Especially Jackie Stallone! Dear God... *shudder*
jackie looks like a human flesh mask from a slasher movie. texas chainsaw maybe?
That's just sad. Sly would prob be better looking without all the dye and plastic surgery!
I didn't think that was his mom. I thought it was Fergie.
"The strange thing is that he looks like he has had some face work, but that shit is still falling a part. It's melting before our very eyes.".
That's just the problem, the Stallone family has had TOO much work done to their faces.
Stallone is femininizing his appearence with the routine trips to the surgeon- (he used to date plastic Janice Dickinson, BTW) and mama Stallone now looks like a burn victim and completely senile.
There is nothing wrong with wanting to improve your appearence (and using plastic surgery to this end) but there is such a thing as TOO MUCH COSMETIC SURGERY as there is such a thing as TOO WHITE teeth.
They should be refunded on the work they have had done, they both look like shit.
Oh fuck, when I read the title I thought it was gonna be a story about how a waxwork from Madame Toussant (or however it's spelled) starting melting, cause it was hot in London.
DAMMMMM, Sly WTF, use some of The Mrs' A force of whatever the fuck it is she sells on Home shopping. And if the bitch has run out, RUN do not walk to the local drug store, get a tube of Preparation H and rub that into your face just like Rue McCallahan of the Golden Girls. That ho used that stuff on her face like it was Oil of Olay!!!
holy shit!!! This is walking around in la>? Im very scared !!
That looks like red wine bloat and old plastic surgery from the 80's with a lot of botox on top.
Wow BAD
He looks like M.K.'s butthole after night of pay-back 
Wow she has had too much surgery.
Put her in a home, Sly.
C'mon, that last pic is of CarrotTop in 20 years!
He looks like he belongs in the WAX MUSEUM! Wow---looks awful.
If you take off all that make up (and is that a wig he's wearig?) and let the eybrows go natural, he probably wouldn't look so freakish. Definitely on steroids, still. I thought he was hot in the 70's, but when he got his first eyejobs back then, he became a freak. But his eyelids are getting old and not quite so unnatural again. Sure he's an ugly old italian man, but the freakishness isn't bone deep anymore.
Now he just looks like a buff old man in make up and a toupee.
But what's up with that crooked nose? And where is the bridge of his nose? Something is wrong there.
And besides Judy Garland's eyebrows, he's got a lot of Liza's last husband going on. Doesn't he remind you of a less repulsive David Guest?
get me the names of the surgeons that do these despicable plastic jobs and still get to keep their licenses...this this hideous and disgusting to look at....
What the hell has he done to his nose?
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WTF?
There is no pixelation strong enough to conceal that horrible, horrible face. Fuck, not even Babba Wawa's lens is gonna help her.
When I first saw that bottom pic, I thought it was that Rocky dude from the Cher movie "Mask".
They are both really scary, but good
God.....! She looks like Carrot Top!!
She is ready to go treat or treating with that scary mug. She is as scary as 1000 ghouls.
MK you would?! Urgh.
Sure MK would -- He wouldn't have to look him in the face, just the back of the head
WOW!! that's one freakin ugly family. If I were them I seek legal advise on how to get retribution from the surgeons who made me look like a washed up, mr potatoe head, crack smoking troll.
That (or those) plastic surgeons should lose their license!!
TALK ABOUT PLASTIC SURGERY GONE TOTALLY FUCKED UP!!
i think it's cool she has a adams apple too. So far all her horoscope forcasts and predictions have been wrong! What a track record, and she survived Bridgette Nielson.
His poor mom. WTF? 
Jackie Stallone scares the living shit out of me. It's like Halloween came early this year and she's pulling "Rocky" into the horror with her! I would rather see Sly looking a little older, wrinkly and manly than to see him morph into that demonic-looking crone that is his mother. She scares me almost as much as MK's rubber mask fetish website!
LOL Doesn't she read ppls fortunes by looking at their buttocks? What a weird woman.
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Yeah, that's as close to getting of piece of ass as she can get these days! 
She's like a trainwreck...so horrible, but I can't stop looking! She could haunt a house.
god damn there ulgy!! and hes like totally gross!! Rocky my ass!!
Both of their faces are seriously fucked up!!!!
Good God! He looks bad but his mother looks like a melting wax figure! EWWW!!!
Does anyone know what his dad looks like?
Why do these fruitcakes insist on SCREWING with their faces?!??!?!?!
You think they would have learned a thing or two from Farrah and Burt Reynolds...........honestly, I am baffled.
They both have a bad case of David Gest face.
Sly looks like comedian Mike Meyers doing his old "Linda Richmond/Cawfee Tawk" bit, and Mamma looks like Jocelyn Wilderstein (or whatever that freaky lion face wannabe broad's name is).
It's a toss-up has to who has more make-up on, Sonny Boy or Mamma. Yeeesh.
Am I too drunk right now, or is Stalone wearing tons of bronzer.
I vote for Carrot Top as to who is under his picture.
Don't understand why, with all their money and resourses, they wind up looking like this?
Did they both buy a "do-it-yourself" cosmetic surgery kit?!
Freakish - both of them!
And isn't his wife (Jennifer Flaven?) suppose to be involved with cosmetics. Does she not say - WTF???
It's just bizarre.
hey, why don't you put a photo of your fucked up mom on this blog, you shitty little whore...
what? NOT ENOUGH GAUZE? give me a break.
You're a fucked up dude, dude. Really
Hey, didn't Susan Lefkowich's cousin burn himself up in front of her house?
Betty, just take your meds and call it a day. Okay?
His next movie is entitled, "Rocky, The Geriatric Years". As for the mother, Jesus, she is odd looking.
well like mother like son.what a ugly people yuck
poorrrrrrrrrr rockyyyyyyyyy
We saw him while in Philly on vacation, Sept. 8th. By accident we ended up at the top of the stairs at the Rocky statue dedication. When he got out of the limo right by us all I could think was... OMG BLACK SHOE POLISH! His dye job on his hair looked cheap.
to think i couldnt keep my eyes off him in those early Rocky movies- why oh why cant they leave their faces alone. sheeesh
There is starting to be something freakishly David Gest looking about Sly. You would think people would look at photos of others and decide never to get plastic surgery on their faces or at least investigate a good plastic surgeon. I think men just look better natural and people's true beauty comes from within, please see Willie on Saturday, He is cool, giving, fun and always been true to himself and that true person has fucking wrinkles.
I bet if Sly's Mom (Jackie isn't it? ) never had plasic surgery she would look a thousand times better.
Didn't he go to school with Goldie Hawn? I mean didn't he live in Wheaton, Maryland at some point during his teenage years?
They can do face transplants now. I know cause I saw it on the telly.
what the hell is that at the bottom??!!!!
OH. MY. GOD. This should be a lesson to all MEN especially--just age naturally. He couldn't have looked worse.
That sexy bitch on the bottom makes me hot. I'd let her ride mah willy.
Jackie's face is truly horrific. Looks like she went twelve rounds with Rocky! And lost!!!
What's the deal with those ''Uncle Leo'' (Seinfeld reference) eyebrows?
His face is off center. Creepy.
Both lack a natural source of lubrication.
That's sad. Really. Sad sad sad.
I had sex with Sly in a spa in Lourdes and he said his cock wasn't his own. It was Steve Reeves'.
I believed him.
I still do. Except now I know that Steve was made of latex.
OMG, his mother looks like Jocelyne Wildenstein's even uglier sister, if that's even possible to be even uglier than JW.
Beligerant Betty Wants to Dump | 09.23.06 - 6:26 am | #
Hey Beligerant Betty, what kinds of meds are you on?
Can we say what the fug!!!!!! LOL Gee! what is that ?
Hey Beligerant Betty, what kinds of meds are you on?
CAR | 09.23.06 - 6:11 pm | #
maybe she (he?) got into Reichen's stash (check out the photo on a certain site which will not be named here).
it's funny cause it says "bellezza" in the back... meaning beauty. and there is nothing beautiful about this picture
Who took these pictures? I feel somewhat sure that it will be the last photos taken by the eye of that particular camera, as it probably broke into several pieces.
She looks like she could be Chyna Doll's mother
Wonder if Sly really uses his wife Jennifer Flavin-Stallone's skin care line that she hocks on The Home Shopping Network -- SeriousSkinCare.
Jennifer is always saying that Sly uses the Vit. A line, the Glucasamine line, the Olive Oil line....well, you get the idea.
Lookin at his face and knowing he's had plenty of 'work' done on it too, I'm staying the hell away from his wife's shitty skincare products.
Well, what can you say? All those years of getting beat up are finally showing up on the face (probably showing up on brain judgement as well).
Jackie looks like a mating of CarrotTop and Ronald McDonald
It is much to late for any skin products to be any use whatsoever. I still think that the pictures of Sly were probably taken as an after Botox injections by the quack that shot his ass up. The only hope that Sly has is that maby that shit will settle down in his face a little bit after a few weeks. Otherwise, he has turned out to be one ugly old man.
I hate to say this, however that is the most ugly female OR male that I recall seeing in my life.
let this be a lesson to all of you.
Clowns.
Good God man....a warning before you post a picture like hers. A pregnant woman could look at that and her baby would be damaged for life!
anonymouse | 09.23.06 - 9:51 pm | #
Oh, that's right. Well these photo's are reason enough "not" to use those products! LOL!
His mother looks like a drag queen on crack.
That lady has been muppetfied
he was so much hotter wahen he was younger nd she was pretty before she gott botoxified. still i love him lol.
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