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Who's the Cabbage Patch tranny?
I'd like to show these trash cans the business end of a lead pipe.
I hope one of these douche bags is intelligent enough to tie a fuckin' chain around "Foofy's" legs and chuck him into whatever "High Sea" they happen to be on. Then we'd ALL be winners!
MK, your recaps are more entertaining than the show, and that IS saying a lot!! LMAO 
MK! God I love your recaps. You are hilarious. You should write for FOL. Props for calling new york out as a total tranny. You are the best!
I love your recap it's better then the damn show !!!!!!!!!!!!! It made my MONDAY 
I miss Nibblez!
Love the front of me!
Hedwig is my favorite movie of all time. props.
I'm glad you do these recaps. I turned this off last night. I just cannot stand that woman, New York. She is just a 24 carat nutjob.
Also, am I the only one who thinks it is totally fucked up he gives these women these dumbass hooked on phonics names in stead of learning their real names? That is just some kind of fucked up disrespectful maneuver.
Yeah, and another thing. I almost puked when I saw Foofy Foo and Delishis kissing. Seriously, how much do these bitches get paid to touch him?
between delishis and new york, i'm starting to think foofy like girls who are boys. ha nibblez and her lisp cracked me up! "She got her pole in her living room". poor bootz - girl, you go on and keep your honeypot for a man who deserves it!!!!
been waiting all week for this... thanks MK, that just made my day!!
Just love your recaps! actually i dont watch the real show - i look out for your recaps! Good job MK!
I watched this POS at the gym for the first time and WTF are these women getting all worked over that guy....that totally skanky, creepy weasly looking dude and .....WTF is with wearing that big effing clock face on a chain around his neck....and the scene in the stateroom with the "winner" and Mr. World Skank simulating back door loving now that was special...man a new low in television
THere is not enough money in the world to let Flavor Flav stick his tounge down my throat! UGH
And WTF were those noises coming out of his room when New York stayed in there with him? I was cracking up that shit sounded weird!
And I was surprised he got rid of Bootz (its because she wouldnt touch his nasty ass) I thought he was gonna get rid of Krazy we all know she is there for her "music career"
to quote Madonna: " I love New York!"
Sorry but tranny or not she is funny as hell. and she do look like a muppet, remember Pam, but the black version.
oooohhh...very off topic, but I just found out through my spaces that Paris and Brandon Davis got in a big fight, and Kevin Connelly punched him in the face!!!!!!!!!!
oooohhh...very off topic, but I just found out through my spaces that Paris and Brandon Davis got in a big fight, and Kevin Connelly punched him in the face!!!!!!!!!!
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | Homepage | 09.25.06 - 10:20 am | #
I saw that too!! Eliott to the rescue tho'-this was onTMZ. Isn't it amazing how I don't believe nothing Elliott says anymore. I don't know about you guys....Brandon had it coming. I always liked Kevin.
Us Weekly threw a huge party on Thursday night, but seems like Paris Hilton is the only person that could out do a shindig like that with an even bigger after-party.
Lindsay lohan and paris hilton
Last night the heiress' house was overflowing with celebrities like Pam Anderson, Courtney Love, Jeremy Piven and Dave Navarro. But the guest of the night seems to be Lindsay Lohan.
Perez Hilton is reporting that the two got into quite a yelling match in front of her guests. Guests overheard Paris telling Lindsay that reports that Paris hit on Lindsay's boyfriend Harry Morton were completely untrue. Perez also says Kevin Connelly of HBO's "Entourage" and his buddy decked Greasy Bear (aka Brandon Davis) in the face - twice!
TMZ contacted Paris' publicist Elliot Mintz about the report who told us "I was at the party, I remember Lindsay arriving and them having a lovely conversation by the pool. They seemed to have gotten along just fine and only polite words were exchanged."
Oh the life of a celebutante!
oooh thanks Amy!! I didn't know all of that!
Everytime I watch this show, I think "Jery Sppringer did it first." Seriously. Every daytime show out there, from "Judge Joe Brown" to Dr. Phil is derivative of Jerry Springer.
And "FLavor of Love" skeeves me every time I watch it. I'm not a germophobe, but I really wonder what kind of diseases are living in that house, on the toilet seats and sheets and Flav's mouth. Eeew.
Sorry but tranny or not she is funny as hell. and she do look like a muppet, remember Pam, but the black version.
beeeleeever!! | 09.25.06 - 10:19 am |
DITTO. NY cracks me up. They obvioulsy brought her back for the drama. She's sooo overly dramatic and to see her breakdown and take this game of winning Flav soooo seriously is too funny! But if she doesn't win this time I think she's gonna really cut some bitches up.
I can't wait for next week when her mom comes in with more drama and crazy. She's more dramatic than NY! Oh and the hilarious thing for next week is when she meets Flav's kids and accidentally says, "Those little bastards - oh, oops! I shouldn't say that. That's bad!" Can't wait! Mwahahaha! *rubbing palms together*
talk about hilton/davis/connelly somewhere else, please.
I was sad to see Bootz go... Her verbal attacks were classic... Flav looks like he would stink....
Flav looks like he's got chiggers all over his balls and what's up with the tranny train. I cannot believe he got rid of Bootz, other than crazy the only real woman, I'm still out on Deelishis. NY is so tranny, she should be on Jerry Springer..
This is the funniest commentary I've seen on this show yet. NY is a total tranny, but you've gotta love the bitch.
You are adorable, Michael!
gawd i love the flav. commentary. soooo much.
I have never laughed so hard in my life MK! I love your FOL recaps, you made my day.
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | Homepage | 09.25.06 - 10:20 am | #
Lindsay was reportedly seen making out with Stavros at a club and left together a couple nights ago.
MK you are a fool...everyone is wondering why I am laughing like an idiot on a Monday morning. You only forgot to point out one thing: that Delishis needs to wax taht upper lip!!! It looks like she is growing a goatee too!
I love absolutely love your wit! Keep up the good work.
MK....I loved your re-cap, it was just right on. I was sad to see Bootz go too, but maybe in the end it was good for her. She wouldn't have ended up with some kind of disease. Man, Krazy is really buggin! She is so FAKE!
What's up with that shit on Delishis's arms. Makes me wanna puke every time!
Quotes from my Mom as she watched the show with me last night:
"New York is a crazy psycho slut!!"
and (referring to next week's HOT family episode):
"If you ever made it that far, your father and I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever come on that show and see that man."
( I made have added a few 'evers' for dramatic purpose)
I am so excited to see NYs mom though!!!
So did Bootz know she was going home or does she always keep her phone number buried in her bosom "just in case"?
Ah, Toastee. I fucking love it that you post here. I wish you were still on the show 
Also, Toastee, you're a hardcore bitch to be able to withstand the harsh critcisms of the DListed readers. They are some MEAN CRUEL assholes and you totally let it roll off you. You are so hot!
God~! I hate New York!!! Whats up with her fucking face? Its like a round ball of dough!
Plus, she is fucked in the brain, she's all in to Flav and you know if they ever get together and he leaves her ass she is going to hunt him down and kill him... literally (&_&)
New York: U-G-L-Y muppet-dog-faced-fake-ass fake ho. Did I say fake.
It's rumored that he picks Krazy in the end..with NY second, but on Tara Banks talk show on Friday, Flav was on and all the girls were on....except NY and Delicious..which makes me believe that these 2 tranny's are the last 2 standing.
between delishis and new york, i'm starting to think foofy like girls who are boys. sarah | 09.25.06 - 9:59 am
BWWWAAAAhahahahahaha!!!!
your so right! i think bootz is cute, and YES shes WAY too good for foofy!!! id rather have a root canal done with no nitrous, no novacaine, the dentist is drunk and has popped a few percocets, and has one eye drifting about more so than parasite's wonkieness than even get CLOSE to new york!!!! aaaauuugghh!!! ugh, i really think they just brought her back because most of the other girls got along ( if not well ) pretty decent. hey is the rerun on today??!!!!
Hahahaha Bootz got the boot, stupid bitch!!! lol New York is my fav and she will take those other two whore out quick, fast and in a hurry!
I love that you linked to a pic of Sunset Blvd. That made my morning.
Me and my man watch the show and love it because it cracks us up and makes us sick. Last night I was trying to decide what new york looks like, yes she does look like a man but I was telling him she looks like a turtle or somethin. Then he hit it right on the head and said she looks like yoshi from the mario brothers games. lmfao
I've been to Wilson Creek Winery in Temecula, CA, if it's the same one. Nice place. Love their almond champagne.....minus the pubes of course.
Mike you do the BEST post on FOL! You are absolutely hilarious. I have to close my office door before I visit you site because I end up laughing loud and crying every time. Love Ya!
I'm glad that Bootz got the boot. She was bitchy without the drama added like NY. Not good TV.
In other news, rumor has it that NY is getting her own show on VH1 ala Black "Bachelorette".
Let the ghetto-times roll!
From the previews next week it looks funny as hell! The 3 girls' parents come to visit and Krazy's mom asks NY mom if she's from Compton.. LMAO! NY mom also pushes Flav and looks like NY ends up crying. Also, the girls' end up meeting Flav's kids and NY doesn't look too maternal. I'm thinking he might end up picking NY and they'll have a spinoff show of the 2 of them.
What, no mention of Krazy's amazing voice ?! LOL
I didn't expect much judging from her singing when she got her name and her "braking it down" on her casting tape, but DAMN! I don't rem eber American Idol William Hung being that bad
She might do okay with training. If she had as marketable a persona as NY, I could see Krazy getting a spinoff show called From Assy to Classy--the making of a singer. I'm not into Idol and such shows, but I'd watch Krazy or some random person off the street learn to sing well enough to put out a cd, or at least some MySpace downloads.
Bootz was the only sane one, you know. She was probably Flav's favorite but couldn't deal with her chastity thing. I don't blame him but jeez, I'd rather spend time trying to convince Bootz to sleep with me than have sex with New York. She's got a good body, sure, but is WAAY too dramatic for me and she acts like she can't keep her eyes open. I'd probably hit her every five minutes if I lived in that house. And I mean, slap her. HARD.
Krazy is an embarrassment but I don't like Delishis (or however you spell her name) JEEZ, does Flav not know how to pick women? Ugh. It's not like I'd even kiss him anyway.. gross!
These recaps are why I look forward to Monday mornings! LOVE THEM!!!!
I bet anything its going to come down to Delishis and New York, Just to add to the drama. It should be intresting. :o)
God bless MK. I'm in France where I can't seem to find FOL (and they claim to have culture). The recaps are probably better than the actual show.
these women are gross and only out to use his ugly ass.
you made my whole day with the Hedwig comment
I can sooooo see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know I can't stay away from DListed. Next to alcohol it's my second biggest vice. 
"I know I go on and on about how she's a dude"
Tell me about it! It's so fucking old now it is completely unfunny and just dumb. Expand your vocabulary a bit.
'LOVE THE FRONT OF ME!!!'
oh man, I am cracking up.
Also, Toastee, you're a hardcore bitch to be able to withstand the harsh critcisms of the DListed readers. They are some MEAN CRUEL assholes and you totally let it roll off you. You are so hot!
Anonymous | 09.25.06 - 12:40 pm | #
Well I've been a poster here for so long I'm definitely in the "mean cruel asshole" club. If I dish it I better be able to take it
I can't wait unitl next week.
"Bootz" was not real. She just likes to talk smack to get attention.
She keeps saying the same stuff about Krazy. Shut the hell up already, we heard her the first 434515 times. And her trying to talk smack about New York, she doesn't even have a VALID REASON for not liking New York. Did everyone forget that she was asked to come back on the show by Flav hisself? She didn't come to compete again, she was asked to come back.
Plus have we forgotten who apologized to whom? Bootz apologized to New York because she knows who is the REAL Bitch in the house. Acting like she is so bad, ha.. she wasn't that day.
She is like a New York want to be, except she isn't no where near as good.
Her personality is so fake, like in the episode where Krazy pushed Buckeey. When Delishis came in she was like, "Yeah Krazy pushed her this & that". If she was so big & bad why didn't she do anything about it. Why did she have to go and run and tell Delishis too. It's also funny how she waited to approach her until DELISHIS came. Fake written all over that.
I was glad to see Bootz leave. She annoyed me, she is one of Delishis followers as was Buckeey. I hate people who rely on their "POSSE" to talk mess for them and somehow magically get courage when they are around them as well.
And about her celibate vow, that bitch is lying out of her ass. Look at her, she looks like trash & acts like trash. Like New York said, she is over here shaking her ass in front of those guys face.. really, does that look like somebody who is celibate?
That is just as ridicilous as Paris saying she is going to be celibate.
She reminds me of Hoopz, trying to act like they aren't going to sleep w/him but oh yeah once they get known they go ahead and sleep with the other 421431 famous people out there.
Mmm hmmm..
Fake, FAKE & SOME MORE FAKE!
I personally think Bootz looks more like a man than New York does. She needs to get rid of that gut & fix her nappy ass hair once in a while. Someone referred to her as a cheap Video hoe hahaha, and that describes Bootz perfectly.
man... i seriously can't stop laughing... you are my hero
Please, you're all gonna argue over who is fake?? Bahahahaaaa who really cares.....I love this show. What trash they all are! Flav and the gals r why we pay over $175 a month for cable. OMG New York on a horse in hot pants AND chacha heels! Could you die? He can't find love with any of those crack hos. The show must go on and on
I never thought I'd say this, but even Danity Kane would never wear such disgusting clothes. Those looked like costumes from a junior high school play in Alabama.
CTHU whew this made my day!
New York said last season that she wanted to be an actress. I noticed her was doing a little acting on the show this season. She shouldn't quit her day job...I wonder what that is?
I can totally see NT in some busted black comedy film. She's like a Bizarro Mistress Chablis
you know new yorks gonna win it.. friggin hooker.
as always, i love you MichaelK. that was hot shit! xoxoxoxox
i'd fart on new york to make her smell good
Michael K you are the best! I love your comments!!!
Sister needs a chin implant, stat!
I want to rip out Krazy's vocal chords. She can't seriously think she's good.
NEW YORK'S TAINT MUST TASTE LIKE STANK WINE RIGHT NOW.
wow mk...the "whore" jokes were funny in the 1st few recaps, now its just tired. even lamer are the tranny jokes.
and why do you hate women--especially women of color, so much?? i know your gay and all but damn!!
not. cool. at. all. 
Just found this commentary. Much better than the show.
The show must be scripted. NY is a poor actress that can't say her lines correctly or cry on cue. She has to bunch her face up and squeeze it to get tears to come out.
Wow lol. this is hilarous.
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