Uhhh? What?
OMG FIRRST!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEAN IS A FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
eewwwww!! i didn't know he like boys!
I thought that's what Blohan's mom said to her daughter's friends...
I feel sorry for these boys. SP would drop that kid like a bad habit.
PrincessSophie;LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
Good Gawd, he is the freakiest freak!
Why is he allowing his FIFTEEN year old daughter out on "dates" in the first place?
Simply Ridiculous!
I think its pretty funny.
Hey Kat! What are you doing? You are supposed to take everything on this site and treat it as gospel and in this case we are told by Homo that this is unfunny and gay! Why arent you a sheep! Dont you get it? You are either a grandma who reads national enquirer or some geek who reads this or Perez, no difference really, just age.
Hulk Hogan on Hogan Knows Best does the same thing with Brooke, his daughter. It's kind of creepy. And funny.
I am disgusted and appalled, and kind of turned on
haha! That poor girl is probably counting the days until she is 18. She probably loves it when her dad is away on location.
I wana poop in this guy's mouth. And then french kiss him. I'm a nasty girl!!! =)
Someone who was married to Madonna thinks this way?
Sean needs to get his own dates.. and a reality check on how NOT Macho, popular and wise he is, sheese! Who can forget his dumb daring-do, political stupidity and equally dumber movies recently..? The guy is scaping the bottom of the barrel for any heroic attention.
Someone who was married to Madonna thinks this way?
Louie | 09.24.06 - 4:11 pm | #
Oh hell yeah. You know the dirtiest men all of a sudden turn prude when it comes to their daughters. That's because they can't stand the idea of men like themselves with their little girls.
Someone who was married to Madonna thinks this way?
Louie | 09.24.06 - 4:11 pm | #
LOL -- and oh yeah, you said it, LA!
so true- he knows what he was doing at that age -- It is always the case
I would go out in visible thongs and garters just to work his ass. He probably threatens to cut her off.
Does'nt he know he's creating another trust fund whore?
Let her explore, Daddy dearest!
I'm pretty sure he's not being perverted. I think that's the point, that the boys shouldn't do anything to the girl that they wouldn't feel comfortable doing to him. He's not saying he wants his daughter's dates to come home and fuck him.
I thought that's what Blohan's mom said to her daughter's friends...
PrincessSophie | 09.24.06 - 3:49 pm | #
LMAO, but so fuckin true
LOL! That was pretty funny.
You know one day he'll find some little freak who'll give him what he wants!
Did Sean Penn actually make a JOKE?!? Shit..tell Beyonce to ring the alarm!
First Donald Trump says he'd date his daughter... now this! It's a sign, isn't it? Armageddon? The Coming. The end of the world. Quick, Republicans, pillage the environment while you can!
It's so funny to see these old farts who would fuck their momma and their momma friends but when they have their own kids they freak the fuck out on the guys' who want to date their daughter's.
no comment. but i will say this, in mystic river, when they had to tell him that that was his daughter in the ditch and he broke down, i cried like a fuckin baby. maybe it was like 6 or 7 women in the audience that cried. very good actor
Sean's face is kinda looking busted
my father did not allow dating until I was a senior in high school! ANd then the guy had to come into the house and meet my dad. Dad would then invite the poor guy into the livingroom and give him THE speech.
He would say..My daughter is my heart and if you think you are going to take her out, use and abuse her, think again. My right hand to God, I'll make you wish your mother never had you.
This speech had a tendency to put a kabash on second dates. To be honest, the guys who never called again turned out to wind up scoundrels and worse.
...as opposed to Pimpa Joe Simpson, who tells them that whatever they do to his daughters he's going to do to them again later.
Seriously though, Penn is one of those "Just Shut the Fuck Up" Celebrities.
I love Sean Penn. He is bold and does not give a hoot about is image and says what he wants not what his publicist wants. Love him!
I think he meant "don't do to my daughter anything that you wouldn't do to me". So... he doesn't allow his daughter to have sex.
But it's a weird way to express it.
Oh, that's funny. Go Sean (for once)!
Sean is ufcking awesome!
so he wants to get a good ight kiss?
Sean funny.
at least he's saying it to his daughter's dates and not to his daughters, like papa joe simpson does.
That was one of the best quotes EVER. There are SO many ways I could go with this one ;I just don't have the time to decide!
Sean's face is kinda looking busted
It's me! | 09.24.06 - 5:23 pm |
...and that "stache" of his ain't doin' him any favors either.
Seems Sean Penn's new flick has tanked already. That's even funnier than this asshole's quote LOL.
if I were a guy, I would never want to date his daughter....guy's a crazy mofo......always has been
It's nice to know he's willing to receive anal and the occassional Dirty Sanchez.
He must love to be cornholed, stun gunned, hog tied and forced to listen to the liberal ranting rhetoric the likes of Sarandon, Robbins, o'Donnell, the MSM and any other myriad of freaks. I guess "prepared" means that I bring my KY- what an insignificant asshole. Stick to "acting" you forgettable prick- or better yet- make like "Spicoli" (SP), order a pizza and watch from afar!
Come on, it's funny. I think it's sort of cute. And yes, unfortunately, 15 year old girls date.
OK Mr.Penn I would love to fuck you in the ass. See you later.
Love Skippy.
Age 15
that's pretty goddamned funny....
Come on, it's funny. I think it's sort of cute. And yes, unfortunately, 15 year old girls date.
and your little dog too | 09.24.06 - 8:24 pm | #
Um, not MY fifteen year old daughter (well she is only four now.....but even when she if 15, NOPE!)
Wow can I cum in his face as well?
i bet sean's expecting to get some you boy love with that winning offer...
he looks so old. Madonna looks so good but then plastic surgery is good for anyone
hahaha. He's funny. I like Sean Penn. 
lol.. funny quote
This guy is a fucking idiot. He's a spoiled little brat and a fucking hot-head that needs to control his anger.
This guy obviously has never had two brain cells that fire at the same time. What an idiot.
my father did not allow dating until I was a senior in high school! ANd then the guy had to come into the house and meet my dad. Dad would then invite the poor guy into the livingroom and give him THE speech.
He would say..My daughter is my heart and if you think you are going to take her out, use and abuse her, think again. My right hand to God, I'll make you wish your mother never had you.
This speech had a tendency to put a kabash on second dates. To be honest, the guys who never called again turned out to wind up scoundrels and worse.
you know who | 09.24.06 - 5:32 pm | #
Aw. isn't that sweet. Father of the Bride cliche. huh.
i think he has a good sense of humor. funny shit
that's a good one! Kinda convoluted but if the boys don't get it, they're too stupid.
Hahahahahaha!
That is pretty funny, eh? How much you wanna bet the little fuckers believe him too?
Otis Rail
AWESOME.
He's just tryin to show what a tough guy he is. And...he probably is-
Ah yes....the gross out factor. That always works.
IT AIN'T NO FUN IF DADDY CAN'T HAVE SOME!!!!!!!
Ummm...yuck.
Just a dad wanting to protect his little girl a little while longer. Most people would have gotten that that is what he meant if they weren't so busy being homophobes and idiots.
Did anyone see him on the Viva La Bam episode where he allowed his son to damage that guy's car and he sat in that lawn chair and just watched? Said he'd tell the wife he didn't see it? Hello Sean-it was on camera!! I think Sean gave his son ideas on what to do.
Dating at 15 isn't bad, as long as it's something harmless like the movies or whatever. And if my dad had given a "my daughter is my heart" speech I would have died. I understand being protective of your kids but that's a little over the top. I think meeting and sizing up the guy is enough...not getting all cheesy and weird.
Anonymous, believe me, I was mortified to death!! Now my sister and I laugh at all this but at the time it wasn't so funny and absolutely not father of the bride cliche at all.
What did he say about his brother's OD on Larry King? I missed it.
Sean Penn looks like an ex-con & child rapist. Funny words coming from that mouth!
LOL! I didn't know Sean Penn had humor... It's a good news!
Gee, if he says so...guess he really wants to be taken to Chucky Cheese, a lame-ass movie, and bowling followed by 5 minutes of sweaty groping hands and a sloppy wet tongue down his throat.
I was so glad for him when he got away from Vadge. He's accomplished so much more than she can ever dream to and you can just tell she really hates that he made it as a successful actor and she never will.
I hate this guy.
Jesus Christ you people are so literal. He was trying to gross the boys out and even freak them out. And guess what, to those of you "holier than thou" types who don't have teenagers or kids at all... 15 yr olds of today do date. Reality check....
Paris would totally say "That's hot!"
dylan penn goes to my school... she is by far the hottest girl in my school.. omg I would fuck her so hard.. .ahhh im not even kidding either..
LOL, Sean Penn ALWAYS was a trip. And yeah, ALOT of bad ass guys as kids grow up to be overprotective of their children: SO WHAT?!! The whole point of living and growing is to mature and learn so that is obviously what he's done now that he's a father. He now realizes he's gotta protect his daughter from guys like him when he was their age. Smart man I say. And I am willing to bet when he makes that remark he ain't smiling either so his daughter's dates know EXACTLY what time it is. I don't blame him. If is keeps his daughter from being a statistic (date rape, teenage pregnancy, etc.) all the more power to him.
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