Holy shit! I had tap shoes just exactly like that when I was 5.
did she think it was prom?
At least the horror of her bad implants distract from her face.
i dont believe it, first
Damn, I knew it was too good to be true.
Nice bolted-on orange halves, whore.
maybe she should worry a little more about her fug mug
Yes her boobs suck, but has anyone read Ted C today? Further proof that Toothy is Jake G.
"Toothy Tile, my fave closeted actor (and yours, too, judging by all the friggin' Websites I hear are devoted to the oft shy lad) has yet again broken up with his b-f, I'm told by mutual amigos...Trouble is, Mr. T.'s hunky man-friend got pretty sick of having sex only in public places, which, apparently, is the only locale that gets Toothy's locomotive going. So predictable, really."
Kirsten Dunst said so too
Posh Beckham's are way worse. As are most of Hollywood's.
Why would she get fake boobs before doing something with that awful face?
Maybe Kimbo should ask Jack Osbourne for the old implants back. Implants are the least of her problems though. She's like Tara Reid: Not only does she not clean up nice, she doesn't clean up at all.
Ugly couple. BOTH of them are unattractive, and by the looks on their faces, they are beyond tweaked on coke.
that dude must be desperate to hit that. she is fug-o-riffic.
You open up those titay's and you will find green felt with "Wilson" stamped on it
Why is she wearing her prom dress to an occasion that her man didn't even see fit to change out of his work clothes for? I have seen better dressed panhandlers on the 3rd St. Promenade.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww her fake boobies looks hard like baseballs.
She is 27. I don't think she's done a damn thing since she was born. I loved it when she almost rode into a wall on the motorcycle.
She has had a schnoz job.
Look veerrrry closely...
She had them put in, then removed, then put back in....did she get a discount?
When will ladies learn: little tit woman cannot get breast implants!!! There has to be something there to begin with, otherwise they usually look like shit...
A match made in the toilet.
that's the BEST she's ever looked. And that ain't saying much...
MK, you fool, that is just a push up bra! DUH!
xtina rip off
I just want to know where he got his shirt....
CAN SOMEONE POST THE LINK TO BRANDONS MYSPACE PAGE PLEASE???
they look like two petrified waterballons. what the hell was she thinking? with all her dads money, he could have provided her with a better surgeon. the love of gawd.
THE STARS ARE F'ING BORING ME. NICOLE AND PARIS TALK ON THE PHONE, KIMBO WEARS A BAD DRESS, STEVEN TYLER HAS A COMMUNICABLE DISEASE? YEAH SO? FUCK!
Hopefully its just a bad bra.
PLS PLS PLS MELVIN can I have that myspace link??
When will ladies learn: little tit woman cannot get breast implants!!! There has to be something there to begin with, otherwise they usually look like shit...
mutterhals | 09.25.06 - 2:03 pm | #
Actually thats not true. Its not about the size of the current breast, its about how much fat you have in that area to cover the fakeness. Really thin women who have little bodyfat on their torso are not good candidates for LARGE breast implants.
Calum Best is the biggest male slag out there. He'll fuck anything that moves.
she already had and removed a pair (that she gave to jack osbourne). why do it again?
so rich and so lacking in self confidence. oh well.
who the fuck is kimbo stewart?
check out the dude- he's uncomfortable about being photographed with this wreck
She's looking more like Rod every day. Now, Rod is beautiful, but that face belongs on a man.
She's looking more like Rod every day. Now, Rod is beautiful, but that face belongs on a man.
who the fuck is kimbo stewart?
anna | 09.25.06 - 2:21 pm | #
*******
god bless ye.
Tweaked out I tell you, check out the pursed lips and somber lifeless eyes.
WTF right before lunch.
If those are implants, then Kimbo obviously went to the same surgeon as Posh. Callum Best is a fugly, self important Shagamuffin. I wouldn't touch him with a rented vagina.
If she gained 5 or 10 pounds she'd probably fill out that chest cavity. Looks like someone stuck 2 grapefruit halves to her.
But more to the point, she needs a good hairdresser!
kimbo would make a train take a dirt road.
Those bolt-ons are on par with Posh's, her face is an ad against plastic surgery, and those shoes are shyte. Go home and try again, Kim.
Look, it has nothing to do with the body fat. You can choose to get them natural looking (go under the muscle and use tear-drop shape sacks), or you can go bimbo-whore like she did.
this bitch would look sooo much better if she implanted those things onto her face!
Kimberly Stewart...what a waste of space. I really don't mean to be cruel, but for God's sake! Get a job or do some charity work or something useful. She makes absolutley no contribution to the world at large. This bitch is always on the scene. Why????
When did she start dating Billy Bob Thornton? 
Is she dating Angelina's bro?
Ugh. It's my personal opinion that it is unfortunate to be cursed with the big boobesses. You can't wear chic clothing, men talk to them, they look sloppy and you can't do yoga with them. They connote (to me) peasant-y, lower class status. ABout the only celeb I can think of who rocks big boobs with class is Sophia Loren. I can't wait to stop bf'ing so mine will shrink down to their previous B-cup status.
So much money, but such bad surgeons.
how many sugeries has she had now? i'm thinking about 5
god, that bitch is fug.
They must have been having a BOGO sale at the plastic surgeon's that day!
calum best is so predictable and obvious....he irritates me
instead of bothering to replace her tits, she should have just replaced her ugly face. now that would have been an improvement.
Why don't these bitches parent's ever sit them down and give them a good talking to. Then tell them to get a fucking job and take the credit cards away?
By the way she looks like a fug beast.
How do so many people know who Calum Best is?? This is the first time I've laid eyes of his haggard ass.
Ugh. It's my personal opinion that it is unfortunate to be cursed with the big boobesses. You can't wear chic clothing, men talk to them, they look sloppy and you can't do yoga with them. They connote (to me) peasant-y, lower class status. ABout the only celeb I can think of who rocks big boobs with class is Sophia Loren. I can't wait to stop bf'ing so mine will shrink down to their previous B-cup status.
Hekki | 09.25.06 - 3:02 pm | #
Honey you are soooooooo wrong!!
Great boobs:
Marilyn Monroe
Sophia Loren
Elizabeth Taylor
Bo Derek
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Scarlett Johansen
Oh did I mention, Marilyn Monroe?
Big Boobs are great!
They are gorgeous in a low cut gown, gorgeous in a bikini. Gorgeous to touch. Gorgeous to suck on. Gorgeous when they bounce.
At the end of the day, a woman should look like a woman. I hate to say it, but some Nicole Ritchie or mosquitoe bites tits just don't look good.
besides how many hours in the day does a woman do yoga? Maybe two maximum. Then the rest of the day you're stuck with 12 year old boy's breasts? That sucks.
Bg boobs are great. Why else do you think every woman and her mother pays to get them? And why do you think men are so seduced by them? Cause they are erotic fixation!!
They connote (to me) peasant-y, lower class status.
Hekki | 09.25.06 - 3:02 pm | #
Actually throughout history a healty bust has always been a sign of abundance. In Louis 16 France, it was seen as a sign of the bourgeoisie which is why the corsets and low cut gowns of the period were popular. In the 50's they were a sign of our opulent times of dishwashers, great cars, post war abundance so the Marilyn Monroe pin-up look was made famous and gals were wearing pointy bras and tight sweaters to show off their assets.
In the 80's when the AIDS epidemic hit, they became famous because they were a sign of health and consumption (the big 80's!).
Bottom line, you'll be hard pressed to find a Playboy centerfold without big boobs,, men just prefer a naked woman with hefty ones. Sorry. It's a fact.
Who is this guy? Where's Talan?
Posh is everywhere! I mean her own brandname implants are now being sold!
In the running? Shit, she's GOT to be the returning champ and reigning queen of that contest.
Dam! It looks like her tits were running away from each other! She should get a good bra or a better surgeon!
great response Gentlement Prefer Tits , and i LOVE feelin up my boobs, its great!
Hey, is that the dude from Fine Young Cannibals?
ur breast should not look like you have a midget in ur dress juggling!
Ol Calum'll hafta bunch up those puppies real tight like around his johnson if he's gonna want to get any kind of a decent titty fuck outta those small, hard little lemons!
Dayum. No wonder he keeps lookin away from her.
I don't know who Calum Best is, but judging by his body language he isn't interested in her at all.
men just prefer a naked woman with hefty ones.
not necessarily... some of the sexiest girls i've seen have had small breasts. it's not as much about the size as the QUALITY... the grossest breasts out there are the biggest. breasts are just sacks of fat... so they can be beautiful up to a certain point and if they're firm..
Actually Marilyn wasn't as big as people think - I think she had a normal/average sized chest for a woman of the day. Jayne Mansfield or Mamie Van Doren however are a different story.
not necessarily... some of the sexiest girls i've seen have had small breasts. it's not as much about the size as the QUALITY... the grossest breasts out there are the biggest. breasts are just sacks of fat... so they can be beautiful up to a certain point and if they're firm..
celebrity hater | Homepage | 09.25.06 - 5:55 pm | #
Oh come on! All the people hating on big breasts probably have small breasts. That would be my theory.
When I say hefty breasts, I am not talking about Star Jones or some Kirstie Alley breasts.
I am talking about some nice round hot breasts like Salma Hayek's and Bo Derek and the likes. Even Pamela Lee has hot breasts. A little big for her size but they are kinda hot.
Who wants a whale of a breasted woman? No one. But no one wants mosquitoe bites either. You need breasts that can be I hate to say it "breast f---ed". You know what I mean.
Breasts are the great mystery. They are a woman's physical power - I hate to say it because for the most part they have this effect on men that you just can't pinpoint.
Most men cannot look a woman in the face when she has a great rack. It is the most hilarious thing. They have power. Of course women can have power without them for breasts are not real power of course. But they have sexual power - they make men melt.
It is a tale as old as we have been on this earth.
Men like boobs. Again, watch porn or Playboy - men want to jack off to voluptuous breasts. It is the way it is. They can love and marry a woman with small breasts but they will always want to jack off to the sensuality of great big breasts.
It is a sexual thing.
I think it is great!
It's like anatomical fusion! Those kinda look like a cross between breasts and testicles.....Breasticles?
Gentlemen Prefer Tits, I hope you are speaking only for yourself. I am a good looking woman, but I have no tits. Its just the way it is. Can't help it. I was born the way I was born. But please do not refer to small breasts as making us any less of a woman. I have pleased my husband for 14 years with these mosquito bites, and fed 3 children very well. If that does not make me a "woman", than I don't know what does. I'm proud of my body. I'm good looking, fit, and damn fine. I am definately "a woman".
I just want to add, that I appreciate large and small breasts. We are not given a choice in the womb. We get what we get. In the above comments I don't want anyone to think I am saying large breasts are not attractive. I think big boobs are hot. But so are small breasts.Its more about the person they are on, than just the boobs.
I just want to add, that I appreciate large and small breasts. We are not given a choice in the womb. We get what we get. In the above comments I don't want anyone to think I am saying large breasts are not attractive. I think big boobs are hot. But so are small breasts.Its more about the person they are on, than just the boobs.
juanita | 09.25.06 - 7:31 pm | #
I agree with you. I think Brooke Shields is one of the most beautiful women ever and she has no breasts.
I am simply saying that largely breasts throughout history have had a sexual effect on men. They associated it with fertility and abundance in history. And now it is associated with sexuality. Whether this is a falsehood or not, the point is women's breasts are a HUGE fixation for men in our society which is why nuts like Pamela Lee Anderson butcher their bodies to attain this male ideal. Now I think Pamela Lee is super hot but she is her own cartoon. She is simply attaining this female ideal that society has imposed on women. Whether right or wrong, men respond to breasts in an unexplainable way. This is a fact. it may be sexist, it may silly, but it is what it is. Boys goo gaga over boobs. Just look around our society and what images do you see? Women spilling out of their dresses. At the Oscars, what is the constant trend? Breasts spilling out of designer gowns. Voluptous breasts sell and sell a lot , whether we like it or not.
I am sure your breasts are lovely. But the ideal upheld throughout the ages is the voluptuous breast.
Most guys don't want to screw Twiggy. But a Playboy bunny? Forget it. It's a boy thing.
I think it mostly has to do with a woman's sex APPEAL...that doesn't necessarily have to do with big breasts either. You can have the most voluptuous woman, but she could still have no sex appeal at all because she make lack self confidence and be insecure which is a big turn-off for guys. And then there can be this flat chested chick that comes along and her body language just SCREAMS sex and she can become more desirable next to a woman with huge breasts.
I'm neither flat nor huge chested...just an in betweener, so I am not taking sides in the big/small size issue. It's all about attitude and the way you carry yourself that gets the most attention in the end.
What's with the Little Red Riding Hood getup?!
I agree any size woman can be hot in terms of breasts but men tend to focus on breasts a lot. Yeah, why do all the women in porn have fake breasts? I wish I had bigger breasts cause I like cleavage but oh well!
She should have the implants moved to her cheeks, at least then she'd be interesting!
And by cheeks I mean her face not her ass!
Fuck I'm crap at this shit!
Bring on a double dose of sheep dip. Kids these days...they don't even give the crabs time to scuttle away.
Gentlemen prefer tits, I hear what you are saying overall. No worries. I just wanted to make it clear to people who are obsessed with large breasts, that a woman is a woman because of who she is, not her breast size. And yes, mine are lovely.
(by the way, if I had to choose a pair for myself? Halle Berry has the best breasts ever!)
Yeah, men like breasts. But the question is, do they like big rigid half-moons that they might impale themselves on?
(by the way, if I had to choose a pair for myself? Halle Berry has the best breasts ever!)
juanita | 09.25.06 - 11:30 pm | #
Yes and Scarlet Johansson! Also Angelina Jolie and Bo Derek. All great breasts. Guilty pleasure breasts? Pamela Lee Anderson. I know ...I know...
I don't believe it one bit. By the looks of it, it just looks like she's wearing an amazing bra that does some serious lift. No doubt about it.
How do so many people know who Calum Best is?? This is the first time I've laid eyes of his haggard ass.
tender cavity | 09.25.06 - 4:03 pm | #
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Calum Best is famous in the UK as he is the son of the footballer George Best (who dies this year after drinking himself to death). George Best was considered by some the best footballer of his time (60's and 70's). Calum best was a model and now is just famous for shagging lots of women. I actually like Kimberly Stewart (so sue me) she does seem like she will be nice if you talk to her. The reason why so many women go for Calum Best is because he is some what good looking (pity he's going doughy and balding now), has a really nice voice (a cross between an irish and american accent - quite soft spoken) and that asshole attitude that all bad boys have. From what I've seen of him on telly, he seems honest about what he wants from a woman. Sorry for the long post but a lot of people were asking who he is. Famous women he shagged - Elizabeth Jagger, Abi Titmuss, Sophie Anderton and the pretty blonde one from Girls Aloud.
Calum Best is the son of a legendary Northern Ireland soccer player, and I think he's pretty famous in the U.K.
anyways I don't care if hes a sleaze hes friggin HOT as HELLL.
i liked her pancakes better be4....
I agree any size woman can be hot in terms of breasts but men tend to focus on breasts a lot. Yeah, why do all the women in porn have fake breasts? I wish I had bigger breasts cause I like cleavage but oh well!
34AAA | 09.25.06 - 9:00 pm | #
That's cultural. Some men like breasts, but they don't like exaggerated breasts or fake looking breasts. They prefer big asses instead.
Keep your tits. Tits are beautiful at any size.. as long as they're natural. A real man would tell you that. Any man who would make you get fake tits, or tell you you need more, is not a man to be giving it up to. Tell him to fuck off.
whatevah.
Whatever. I'm hotter than 95% of chicks with huge knockers anyday and I'm rockin the champagne glass titties. Those Playboy bimbos ain't got nothin on me. Gentlemen Prefer Tits, you only WISH a little-boobed hottie like me would even LOOK in your direction.
It must suck to be lonely.
that musta been some good pain medication.. she's still zonkers.
girls got the wandering eye
Callum is gorgeous....to good for that thing. Isn't it funny how both of these 2 have English parents but American accents...
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