first!
okay, the lead in my cousin's high school play "Grease", has more stage presence than this fool.
2nd?
ok, 3rd.
She needs to follow her sister's lead and get that bump sandblasted off her nose! She shouldn't have been in London, she should have made an appointment to see a plastic surgeon and get that bump removed!Your in hollywood Jess, love you and all but get a nosejob!!
I guess whoring around was not as fun as she thought it would be.
I hope Jess chokes on her jealousy - or daddy's dick, whichever comes first.
Love the look on Ashlee's face in that pic-she's just smiling and happy. Like "Yes!" While Jess is like "G-d. HOw much more of this do I have to take? Nick is happy, Ashlee is doing better than me, I still have my movie, maybe it'll be good-finger's crossed Jess!!"
HA! HA!
Asslee really annoys me, but I think she is prettier than that slut bag of a sister of hers.
Gag.
Did people pay to see this shit?
I have seen Chicago a few times (In New York) and she does NOT sound good there. That song is supposed to be sung with a lot more spice than that.
I can't stand how these women get on stage because of famous siblings who emerged from the pop world. There are so many really talented young performers who would play the roll of Roxy Heart so much better than her.
It's not fair that she's on stage keeping out really talented people who actually deserve the spot light!
Rant concluded. 
ok I don't even have sound on my computer and I cand tell she sucks. I hate that entire family. But I have to say, she is way prettier than Jessica now! 
It looks like she can't smile though (from all the plastic surgery).
At the end of that performance I thought bat wings were going to come out of her back...that scared the shit outta me.
Look, she didn't suck hard ass, but she was still pathetic.
Hate to break it to u but ashlee is def not prettier than her sister. Every single guy I know has a hard on for Jessica (could be the boobs)
If I want fake tits and horrible music I'll go down to amateur night down at the Fox's Penthouse.
Why does she keep calling broadway shows "broadways"? ie. "I got a call in Hawaii about some movies and broadways."
somewhat related.....ken paves will be selling jessica's horse hair wigs on home shopping network this weekend...i wonder if she'll be making an appearance?
jessica simpson is an idiot but her dad has to be the creepiest man alive. ashlee is a hot bitch
"I hope Jess chokes on her jealousy - or daddy's dick, whichever comes first."
ok ew... just EW what a disgusting thing to think, let alone say on here.
Excuse me. I have a bump on my nose, haters... Bwahahahahahahah!
I do, but I don't care.
O/T: I loathe them equally. Let's ignore them and maybe they will go away.
These two are like a laxative...irritate the SHIT out of me.
How happy am I that Jessica Simpson is thisclose to being over? Now if we could just get US Magazine to stop showing us what handbag she's using this week, thus unfairly keeping her in our periphery, we can all go on with our lives.
Ashley's just pathetic.
Hahha, seconds to nervous breakdown/tell all book/daddy molestation reveletion Oprah whirlwind desperate clutch to publicity with cut rate manicure in 3...2....1
Jess is the pretty one... Ashlee required a shit load of surgery to get the look she has now... pathetic
How about I throw a frying pan at Jess, How about that?
She shouldn't take her attitude out on anyone but herself! She knows her life isn't doing good, she always had self-esteem problems. She needs to take a trip to 90210, Ass' surgeon or any plastic surgeon for that matter and get a life for once! Wake up call Jess, your nose is no longer in vogue dearie, thanks to Ash,Jess is pretty already,but she can look better. If Ass' nosejob made her pretty, imagine what a nosejob will do for you Jess!
"Hahha, seconds to nervous breakdown/tell all book/daddy molestation reveletion Oprah whirlwind desperate clutch to publicity with cut rate manicure in 3...2....1"
um what?? jesus people on here here are strange
Dr.TroyHasABigOne- all the guys think Jessica is prettier because 1-they never actually look at her face, because, as Papa Joe onced informed us "Jess has got Double D's. You can't miss those suckers", and 2- Men don't actually use their eyes or brains, their penis does everything for them.
anon - you don't think that both of those girls have an intimate knowledge of their pappy's prick and how it feels in their mouths and dirt holes? Puulease.
the bones coming out of her back scare me to death. my computer is slow so the screen would freeze every now and then throughout the clip ... and when it froze on the scene towards the end where she has her back turned towards the camera ... and her bones looked like they were ready to break free off her back .... truly FREAKY.
I love Jess and here massive tata's
Personally, it doesn't look like Ashlee's doing a bad job in the show. I think she's taken steps to look better than Jess and appears to have her shit together better than Jess. Maybe she's learning something from Jess' example! J's biggest mistake was leaving Nick. These yhoung girls alwasy think the grass is greener with someone else. She's not much of an actress and her CD's tanking....she needs to grow up! Singers like them...their careers are short lived. People get tired of the same old sound!
um what?? jesus people on here here are strange
Me | 09.28.06 - 11:09 am | #
um, Jesus people on here are functionally retarded.
I agree with Mizro, if you ignore them, they will go away. I learned that in kindergarden
She's just jealous of Ashlee's success and Nick doing so well. Good riddance, Jess.
What a stupid cunt! WAY TO BE SUPPORTIVE of your baby sister asshole. HUGE night for Ashlee and she's whining "I dont want to be here why do I have to be here". If that were my sister embarrassing me like that I would have punched her in the face and told her "go the fuck home then I don't want your ass here anyway. Oh and PS I am hotter than you now!!!"
Jessica is on like 5 different drugs !! MK was nice and didn't show the bad pictures where she looks STRUNG OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her sister looks pretty !
Ok, I just watched and I don't recall Ashley having big boobs. How come it's always Papa Joe around. Where is their mother?
what's wrong with being functionally retarded?
Troy's Mom... because Joe likes to follow them puppies around...
"they're gonna recongnize my boobs, my nose"
...oh yeah for sure...these boobs are yours...?! and this nose?
Didn't the doctor just help you?
come on...you didn't want to be the ugly one in the family, did you?
and what about looking like your sister? hell no! she's awful. so, this wonderful idea just popped up in your mind;
-"let's call the surgeon! yeeeha I hope it's gonna be Dempsey! "
-"I already told you Ashlee, Dempsey is an actor, not a doctor...that's as fake as your breasts bitch!"
anon - you don't think that both of those girls have an intimate knowledge of their pappy's prick and how it feels in their mouths and dirt holes? Puulease.
NASTY... people can have a close relationship with their parents without it being sexual, u think parents dont notice when their child has big boobs? please its pretty freakin obvious (granted it is a little strange to comment on them but who knows for a fact if he really did?? it was printed in US weelky for gods sake)
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | Homepage | 09.28.06 - 11:12 am | #
I don't know really, it seems to work for Jess and Ashlee though. Ok maybe not functionally.
First Jesse gets dumped by the Maroon 5 guy, then John Mayer. Guess Nick wasn't so bad after all.
Stella 
They are both pretty-why are sibs always compared to each other (especially females)?
That said I hate them both and Jessica was a beautiful girl before she became a rancid skank. She bought into her own hype. The other one is just a brat.
I still say he's porking his daoughters.
WAIT! Was that MK dancing backup?!
Moi, of course you notice when your child has something "special" about them. But Joe is disgusting. That's all he talks about in every interview he gives, and he holds her like she is his girlfriend in every picture, not his daughter. I find it completely unnecessary that he is the one commenting on Jessica's 'attributes' all the time. That's all the pig thinks about.
I am waiting for the breakdown as well Mishma. I can picture a crying Jessica being interviewed by Oprah, mascara and nose running, blabbering about how she took abuse from her daddy and now that Assley is more popular daddy does not cum to see her as often. Then Jessica breaks into a version of I am sending a letter to Daddee......
Anyway the joke is on us. They all get to jet set around the world and gratify eachother sexually while the wife/mother stays at home baking apple pies and counting the money.
She's really not that good.
I think Pop-a-Joe has definately done something or tried to get it on with Jessica. And she just probably laughed in her dumb blonde laugh and said "Daddy, stop it..he he" He obviously favors Jessica... Ashley even said in an interview at one point that Jess always got all of the attention from family AND friends. Ashlee said when they were in school, Jessica would have friends over and they would hang out in their basement, and she was miffed that Jessica was so popular, so she (Ashlee) would run down the stairs naked for attention. I bet all of this plastic surgery and attitude change is just a big f.u. to her family. She's still a sucky singer though.
Not bad Ashlee. Who would have thought. Let's see all you downers do half as well.
"so she (Ashlee) would run down the stairs naked for attention."
wtf???? Who does that??? I bet daddy made her.
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | Homepage | 09.28.06 - 11:22 am | #
She ran downstairs naked for attention? Good God what a dysfunctional family! How old was she when she did this? 
If i was Nick I would be LMAO but he is to nice for that. I am so happy to see this B!tch is upset she deserves it (does that make me evil)
"I have seen Chicago a few times (In New York) and she does NOT sound good there. That song is supposed to be sung with a lot more spice than that."
The song is "supposed" to be sung the way the director and the performer want to sing it. It's not written in the song how it should be sung. I've seen Chicago a few times myself and Ashlee doesn't do a bad job at all.
she does realize that she isn't ON broadway, right?
I'd be pissed too if I found myself morphing into a man.
A Nonny Mouse | 09.28.06 - 11:32 am | #
It could be worse, that is for sure but I just personally think there are some people who could sing it better. Still, she's doing a better job than I could so I suppose I shouldn't be complaining.
She keeps saying that she is in a "broadway" show...correct me if I'm wrong, but she's in London, right? It's not a broadway show unless it's in New York. What she is doing is a musical, that is also being done "on broadway", in London. Small but significant. And I still say she's too young, no matter how well she could perform it, she's 20 years too early.
broadway is in new york, shes in london
stupid ho
I can't stand either of these cuntrags... but I must say, I'm impressed with Asslee's physical transformation and performance in this clip.
Her makeover reminds of a Lifetime Movie.
I smell Celebrity Duets in Jessica's future. Envious beyotch.
It's hard being a has-been...wake up Jessica. Your time in the fame spotlight is up.
Both of them are so fug. Jessica's career is on it's way down. I think she is on the verge of a breakdown. You can see it in her eyes that she hates life. Asslee will hopefully disappear as well. Her concerts could hardly sell more than 5 seats. I want to see more Nick Lachey. His new album rocks.
you know what is funny, bumped nose bitch is even going to be more derpressed when her movie TANKS........
no one will go see it, and it will be in the video stroes soon.
For the love of God Jessica..if you know how to operate a phone...
call
1 800 waa- waa- waa -wa- wa- wa wa
I expected Ashlee to suck ash, but she wasn't half bad. She does need more expression in her face, if the muscles are still functioning.
The movie trailers for Jessica's new movie say it all. That movie is going to tank! What the hell happened to Dane Cook? I thought he was funny for about 5 seconds and now he's doing these dumb shit movies. Ughhhhhhhhhh.
it's the WEST END luv not effing broadway, get it right and be proud of it or bugger off out of my island :P
Maybe Jess is "quiet" aka, as jealous of her sister?
Jessica needs to stick with one thing and then focus on doing that the best she can.
She is def jealous of Asshlees success now and isnt even mature enough to control it in public.Daddy has to calm his princess.
The truth is this idiot became famous,she cant even sing,because her stud of a hubby and her had a show,and she couldnt decipher if she was eating tuna or chicken.
Now she designs,shoes,clothes,makeup,perfume and hair pieces?
She is becoming a joke...and fast.
....and someone told her she could act too.....
All this just because she said 'I do' and can't cook a meal?
OH FOR GODS SAKE!
don't you actually have to be in NYC to say you're performing "on Broadway"?? This bitch is doing CHICAGO in London......not NYC. What an idiot.
Girl totally worked it out!
Ok, I just watched that clip - fucking terrible. She's as stiff as her daddy's dick on her sister's birthday. I've seen local community theatre that puts that shit to shame.
ohhhhh......poor baby!
Smile, your droopy eyes are on candid camera!
did she say that she was offered some other "Broadways?" And who said the theatre is dying???
Me-shell | 09.28.06 - 11:43 am
Me too! I wonder if she's lip-syncing there too.
I honestly think Ashlee was prettier than Jessica even with her huge chin and bumpy nose. Ashlee's facial features fitted her very well, but that was when she used to dye her hair dark-brown or black... now after surgery she's just average to me AND very PLASTIC!
Jessica has always been less than average looking. Her facial features are so bold and after surgery she just looks like a tranny. Actually, I think she looks uglier now than before. Maybe daddy hit her with the ugly dick WAY too hard. Tee hee.
BITCH WOULDN'T KNOW "GREAT BROADWAY" IF ANDREW LLOYD WEBER KICKED HER IN THE BOX. BITCH CAN'T SING, SHE CAN'T DANCE, SHE CAN'T GIVE GOOD INTERVIEW. SHE NEEDS TO JUST FUCKING DIE, DIE NOW NOW
Am I wrong for enjoying the downfall of Jessica? Mishma---totally agree, tell all book, Oprah.....u hit the nail right on the head. Does anyone else think Jessica's face is becoming more trannyish over the past few months? Without the extensions, she's got nothing!!
Jessica's career is over and she needs to get over it. Ashlee's performance was not good. Roxie's character has more charisma and spice than this bitch. She needs to go back to acting school. I've seen Chicago and this performance or portrayal of Roxie is completely off. GO BACK TO YOUR WHITE TRASH TRAILER ASHLEY.
First of all, u all are f'in hilarious.
Second, Ashlee wasn't that bad but her saying "broadways" when she refers to what she's doing makes her sound f'in retarded
"She keeps saying that she is in a "broadway" show...correct me if I'm wrong, but she's in London, right? "
She IS in a Broadway show. A Broadway show that has been imported to the West End in London.
Rotten egg Jessica never had plastic surgery, she admit to fat put into her lips, she has always looked the way she has until she started with the lip job. She should just admit it, that her bumpy nose is no longer useful, thanks to moi! She should have it taken off! Her life will be better. Nick wasn't doing Jessica any favors in that marriage when he was cheating with minors,fooling around with porn stars, and hanging at the Playboy mansion! She was justified in dumping his ugly midget ass!!
Could you do it better Mishma. I don't think so. I can just see that now.
Give the girl a break, she's not doing a bad job at all. I've seen worse on Broadway.
Tar and feather them!
"Second, Ashlee wasn't that bad but her saying "broadways" when she refers to what she's doing makes her sound f'in retarded"
Who's retarded?? That's the term the Broadway performers use.
Ashley isn't talented enough to do any musical. There are so many people out that that are really talented. (I just went to the theater & heard some GREAT voices last weekend--much better than stiff-as-a-board Simpson.
Jessica is fading away. Nobody cares anymore. Her 15 minutes of fame are almost over.
Not exactly shocking. Her career's in the toilet because Papa Joe ordered her to dump the hubby, she's not the reigning Hollywood sexpot like he promised, her sales are bad, her lip-syncing sister is more popular than her, and no guy is coming near her.
Now she regularly goes out in weird clothes, and is obviously miserable. Well, that's what you get for listening to your creepy Agamemnon daddy.
I DON'T CARE IF I CAN'T SING OR DANCE I ADMIT THAT I CAN'T SING OR DANCE. ASHLEY CANNOT SING OR DANCE. DENIAL IS SO, SO UGLY. I SUSPECT NONNY IS BLOWING PAPA JOE FOR HIS SWEET DIAMOND EARINGS
"Could you do it better Mishma. I don't think so. I can just see that now.
Give the girl a break, she's not doing a bad job at all. I'VE SEEN WORSE ON BROADWAY.
And I'll name names, Bernadette Peters for one.
I hope Jess chokes on her jealousy - or daddy's dick, whichever comes first.
tender cavity | 09.28.06 - 10:59 am | #
Ha ha ha ha LOL!! I found this funny even if it is disgusting.
that girl is so over my god what a fake she is if she had know evrything a year ago she never had left nick look at him what a succes he have she must see the episode of oprah whit reese witherspoon before she left nick what a stupid girl she is
Cynthia | 09.28.06 - 12:10 pm
She has. Have you seen the before-after pictures of her? Look for them in the web.
Hope she can dance, because she sure as hell can't sing.
"Broadways"... what, is she like 18? WTF does she know about theatre?
Talk about jelousy.. big baby Jessica is!
She has the worst voice I've ever heard. She sucks big time.
Fuck Jessica... Ashlee is the shit! I saw Jessica years ago in concert here in Dallas, it was back when I was working at InterVoice. She was wearing tight white jeans with a small blood spot... yep, the bitch started her period on stage! Fuckin whore!
I like the little half smile when she was singing about how people were going to recognize her eyes, hair, teeth, boobs and *nose*.
I have to admit she wasn't terrible, not great either but for a first timer definately not bad. It must be burning Jessica's ass hard core, and for that it's worth it.
Let's hear it for BoToxie!
Moi, Jessica's father commented on her boobs in a tv interview. It was very awkward and inappropriate.
how come this dumb bitch doesn't realize she's NOT on broadway? and how come she keeps calling it "broadways" instead of a play? fucken christ she's so stupid. somone shoot her please.
thanks.
Talk about the "I could murder someone right now for showing me this" files. Unoriginal comment, I know. Just emoting.
She talks like Charlotte from Sex & the City.
Broadways? She needs some powder on that shiny face!
Mom, is it time for school yet? Oh sorry I fell asleep during ASSly's rehearsal clip. *yawn*
Do people actually pay money to see that musical?... I think I could sing better under water.
why the hell is he telling her business.I wouldn't want the whole world knowing i was depressed and if you don't want to be seen or heard don't leave the freakin house in the first place.
if ashlee was honest:
"how did the opportunity come about?"
"well, i got plastic surgery"
r. Every single guy I know has a hard on for Jessica (could be the boobs)
yeah well, those guys are gay. i prefer real women, not trannys.
eat some crumpets bitch
This is one artistic outlet where a freakily made face and not great but melodonic singer that emotes the emotions and acts it; does well. Jess can't do that.. she's too self conscious.. mirror practicing.. into open mouth 'Aren't I the sexy it?' pose and self-agrandizing lovestruck with me; not the part and it shows when she performs. Good luck Ash.
lol.. that pic is so funny. jessica looking all grouchy and ashlee looking happy. jess needs to get herself together.. being jealous of your little sister, how pathetic.
Has it really taken this long for everyone to realize that JS is a talentless horse-face? And I suppose everyone's forgotten the SNL debacle with lip-synching Assley. For Christ's sake, if this is the best America can come up with in terms of talent you can start calling me a Canadian right now . . .
ok...i hate ashlee as much as the next ho, but i have to admit she sounds pretty decent here.
God she fucking sucks. She can't sing or dance. It's ridiculous, it's a disgrace.
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but Asslee looking better. I think being in a musical suits her and it's one way for her get fame without being in her sister's shadow. No wonder Jessica is pissed--lil Ashlee is doing something different from her. She's not the best Roxie Hart, but she's not the worst either.
Ok I always thought jess was prettier, and ash wasnt bad looking. but she didnt have to go get plastic surgery to look like jess. its kinda freaky. but istill think jess is way hotter and i hate ash. shes a stupid stupid asshole i want to slap that twat
i had to stop the video ...ash looks awkward...jess is equally untalented, but she's not the pretty one anymore, so she's got reason to be hormonal...
"I DON'T CARE IF I CAN'T SING OR DANCE I ADMIT THAT I CAN'T SING OR DANCE. ASHLEY CANNOT SING OR DANCE. DENIAL IS SO, SO UGLY. I SUSPECT NONNY IS BLOWING PAPA JOE FOR HIS SWEET DIAMOND EARINGS"
Hit a nerve did I Mishma?? No need to shout. LOL
She obviously had her eyebrows lifted. She looks about 40.
I can't stand either sister, but AS lately IS looking much better than JS--prettier eyes and face and body. JS has stumpy legs, hard-looking face and fried hair--as well as that ONE POSE looking over her shoulder.
her shoulder blades are more disturbing than her singing
Her voice is okay but she lacks theatre chops. She has zero charisma for this role- Roxy is supposed to be an attention whore and is more high-energy than what Ash is giving. She is playing it a little bit too relaxed. She needs to go to some theatre workshops.
Thank gawd, I was lucky enough to see this done right on B'way with Ann Reinking who also did the choreography and in her 50's, she kicks Ash's young 20-something's ass.
"It's such an honor to be in Chicago. It's such a great Broadway." Is that what that idiot said? Are all plays "Broadways" now????? Didn't they invent theatre in London and shit?
She admits that it's been fun to take on the role of someone who's "always thinking." Geez.
Ashle says about Roxy: "She's always thinking" Wow, what a fucktard
Btw, Princess, she DID get that annoying freaky bump removed.
Too bad she still can't sing.
Don't you think Jessica would be better? She can actually sing
And that was gross that part when she is walking off and her backbones are like HUGE.
Ashle says about Roxy: "She's always thinking" Wow, what a fucktard
Btw, Princess, she DID get that annoying freaky bump removed.
Too bad she still can't sing.
Don't you think Jessica would be better? She can actually sing
And that was gross that part when she is walking off and her backbones are like HUGE.
Ashley has the less leathery face of a 50 year old who has been thru too much plastic surgery.
She's like 19, right?
"Her backbones are huge".
Ever seen a video of your backbones while pumping your arms?? Everyone's backbones look just like that unless they are as fat as Aiken's claymates.
Jessica can't sing... She used to sound great but now she sing through her nose... Ugh How I hate J.Simpson but Ashlee is ok... (*_*)
I know it's really REALLY wrong but I want Papa Joe to fuck me every which way! I bet he's hung hard! *help*
Both of their pussies smell like chicken grease. Chewy and delicious!
i think she sounded and looked good, she's way better then her sister. i like ashlee
What in the blue hell kind of boot-leg, bland ass version of Chicago was that? They fuckin' up over there in London with that madness. But Ashlee is looking alot better than Jess, and that's just sad, altho I kinda like Ash.
Gaahh!!! Why is it that the more coverage there is of Nick and Vanessa, there's more pics of Jess being drunk in public? She obeyed Pappa Joe, got rid of Nick 'cause Joe wants to be the only man in her life, and the world is NOT her oyster as Pappa Joe promised it would be if only she got rid of Nick.
Jess should be gettin' rid of Pappa Joe, or she'll never have lasting success with any man.
Sorry, Jess....you can't put husbands on a shelf when you tire of them, and then expect them to be there at your convenience..........unlike what Pappa Joe says, the world does NOT revolve around the fu**in* Simpson family.
Jessica and Papa Simpson are the ones that ruined her image and her marriage to Nick. If Jessica wasn't so far up Papa's ass and listened to all of his advice (about marriage, career, etc.), I think that Nick and Jess would have been fine and stayed together. It doesn't help that your dad is telling you to slut it up for your videos either, so the Simpsons are more to blame than Nick ever will be.
Anybody else think she looks like Kate Hudson?
Well, I thought she was good.
wow, sounds like pimp daddy Joe was trying to be nice to the press so they wouldn't hate Jess. by the way, this behavior is nothing new. she acted like this when she did an album signing for in this skin when she an Nick where still married(someone told me they have it on video, I got see that shit, wish I could get a copy, and put it on you tube or TMZ or something). She's an evil blonde, giving all the awesome cool blondes a bad rap. She sucks! I saw pics of ashlee on stage for chicago, she doesn't look like she has an eating disorder at all.
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