mk, SOURCE????
No, it's because Fishsticks is African now, remember? 
Fishsticks and her Fisherman husband also both sang at Jay-Z's concert at the Royal Albert Hall.
Lucky they've recently refurbed that venue, and the sound-proofing is excellent, as otherwise we could've been looking at thousands of Londoners murdered in the style of Mars Attacks aliens by her high pitched screeching.
Isn't fishsticks the face of Estee Lauder? Bitch needs some makeup!
You call her Fishsticks? WTF for?
No, it's because Fishsticks is African now, remember?
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | Homepage | 09.28.06 - 11:05 am | #
LOL right on!
B is frick'n hot!!! DAMN U J!!!!
Damn, Cuntsticks MOM looks better than her(Blythe Danner).
Aaaaah... Dumb and dumber.
something about the combo of these two makes me want to harm someone. them.
such smugness! such elitism and entitlement! for talentless whores?
Random? What? Maybe Gwyneth wants Beyonce's diet secrets.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO FISHSTICKS IS FRIENDS WITH ONLY NEWS I WANNA SEE ABOUT FISHSTICKS IS HER FIERY, PAINFUL DEATH BY FIRE
No, it's because Fishsticks is African now, remember?
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | Homepage | 09.28.06 - 11:05 am | #
BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Could she be any more plain? Memo to Gwynnie: we already know you're fug so you don't need to prove it by standing next to Beyonce.
They're just hanging out together cos Jay and Chris are. What in the world could they have in common. Mind you, I do think they're both serious hotness...
Btw, remember last year when Gwyn said Apple loves Jay's The Black Album. Bet that's why Chris is co producing on the new album
Befunky gets on my dayum nerves. She is a phony, sickening, overated, lypo sucked beyotch, he rose to fame for no real apparent reason. Boring azz Fishsticks, expressionless as per usual. Never understood the Academy for giving her an award.
No, it's because Fishsticks is African now, remember?
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | Homepage | 09.28.06 - 11:05 am | #
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | Homepage | 09.28.06 - 11:05 am | #
sienna miller | 09.28.06 - 11:17 am | #
Hey guys maybe fishsticks wants to get into hip hop now to prove her roots! LOL fishsticks takes on the world of Crunk music!
Sorry, I'm hyper (soda too early in the morning).
Why do we call her fishsticks anyway?
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | Homepage | 09.28.06 - 11:05 am | #
Since when is Beyonce african?
eh they are both pretentious and arrogant.
Mishma, Dolly Loozer!! *MUAH*
Tang: now I see... 
MK! You should have warned us before we clicked onthe close up og GP's face-- Holy good GOD, she is AGING. Where are her eyebrows!! She could play the role of Queen Elizatbeth in Shakespeare in Love now... SANS MAKEUP!
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE???
Moses isn't 1 already is he??
Oh look two mediocre stars being friends. How unusual.
Fishsticks Paltrow reminds me of one of those unfortunates from Dr. Phil who escaped from the cult. Or maybe she looks Amish...she just needs a little bonnet to complete the look.
I hate Paltrow so much I can't think about it anymore.
Fishsticks looks like she sits in a corner, rocking back and forth, looking in a mirror telling herself she is pretty while holding a blade.
Muah back at MizRo xoxoxoxo
IF ONLY, Tang!
MUAH at you MizRo xoxoxoxo
Shouldn't this be in the Who Cares News?
Paltrow is my least-favorite celebrity...hopefully Beyonce poisoned her seltzer.
YEah Gwyn was on Conan or some show last week, and she said she was best friends with JayZ. WTF
Didnt she used to hang with Madonna and Chelsea Clinton?
so bizaare
Muah to ya girls!
Mishma I left ya a message on another thread..but i am brain dead and cant remember which one...go fish!
um
EBONY and IVORY
Fishsticks will pose with anyone to make herself seem relevant and liberal. This African campaign is such bull shit. Other than her housekeeper this is like the 2nd black person she's ever talked to.
Ok question why do you call Gweneth Fishsticks?? And also is it me or does she look really old next to Beyonce??
Oh patty cake NO NO NO. Leave me another one. That's like scraping my pipe and smokin the resin!
Hullo all xoxoxoxoxo
Holy good GOD, she is AGING. Where are her eyebrows!! She could play the role of Queen Elizatbeth in Shakespeare in Love now... SANS MAKEUP! WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE???
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Nothing happened to her face. She has always looked like that. Plain, ugly & like notebook paper with nothing on it. UGH.
Moses isn't 1 yet...he was born in April!
fishsticks taste good with spaghettini
Ok I saw it patty. I am so f'ing tired. More coffee!
I have recently replaced my spagetti with spaghettini...I like it...but I like cream corn with my fishsticks.
hmmm I'll have to try that Flossy
I never did care for Gwenyth and never understood what the big deal was. I think Jennifer Aniston said it best years ago...when Gwenyth made some sort of negative comment about her dating Arm Pitt..Jennifer commented back and said Gwenyth looks like Dennis the Menance!! HAHAHA! And she sure in the hell does look like him.
Arm Pitt...lmfao
Fishsticks needs to do something with that hair.
fishsticks *is* african, ya know.
Moses can't be one yet.
Fishsticks and Hambone?
What a bountiful buffet!
A feast!
Get your index fingers ready! Now it's time to vomit.
Be-yawn-ce thinks she'll look like an actress if she hangs out with an Oscar winner.
Fishsticks is so FUCKING GROSS!
I think MK had a moment of dyslexia there, right? Ho is not 34, she's got to be 43. She's got freaking FURROWS on her forehead, and she looks as washed out as 100 year-old hemp sheet.
WOW!!!! i can't believe that, the two couples are such a good friends....what could they possibly have in common? ....anyway good for them!!!!! will jay and beyonce marry already!!!! >= (
Rule #1--Do not EVER stand next to Beyonce Knowles again unless your shit is on point.
Rule #2--Put down the alcohol when taking pictures. People automatically assume the reason your shit isn't on point is because you're drunk.
The answer to the fishsticks mystery:
Fishsticks: Though this nick for Gwyneth Paltrow has been around since the late ’90s, it only recently entered pop parlance thanks to its enthusiastic use on the widely read blog Dlisted. The unflattering moniker was first coined by professional gossip Ted Casablancas in reference to the actress’s rep as a “cold fish stick woman.” With her wiry frame and a glower that could halt global warming, it’s no surprise that "Fishsticks Paltrow" remains a dubious favourite of Internet snarkmeisters.
lol.
Well Madonna dumped fishsticks so she has to find new friends. Poor fishsticks.
MOSES ISN'T ONE YET! GET THE HARD FACTS STRAIGHT!
The new almost but not quiet ebony and the way too much ivory
Does Gwyneth own a curling iron? She always has the same fucken boring straight ass straw hair going on. I'd rather watch my cat lick his balls than this boring piece of shit.
Fishsticks should cut her hair to her chin.
A co-worker went to the Jay-Z concert last night and was treated to Fishsticks singing - ON STAGE! That shit is just wrong.
fishsticks- your hair looks like shit. cut some of that lice trap.
mummy, mummy its me Gwennythhhhhh... the most wonderous thing has happened upon my blessed life. I have found the african people to be lovely and moneyed like me and have decide that there rythmn and song make my heart sing and fill my life with the love I long for . I will include these dark skin people in my small narrow minded circle of life mummy. ta ta mummy i'm off for vegan,organic no-cal tea. ta ta , mummy
Fishstix is the most over-rated P.O.S. ever. My husband will no longer watch the Academy Awards b/c she won.
I wish she would cut her effin hair. That shit is too long. Can't she afford a trim?
Gwyneth Paltrow needs a brick to the face in a big way. And she should welcome the improvement. Frumpy, dumpy, overrated idiot. Go get a tan.
the only way to learn about african is to befriend an african american...*rolls eyes*
Beyonce has AIDS.
I can't see what these two would have in common. Beyonce is hot, Fishsticks is not. She looks positively creepy in these pics.
You must really be jealous of Beyonce, b/c you are always talking so much shit about her, and she has done nothing to deserve it. Love the blog, but you are the number 1 hater!
what the hell is that whore beyonce wearing fuck them both whores
Well first Fishsticks wanted to be British.
Can't wait for the new Beyonce Gwen duet!omg. 
Paltrow is beginning to annoy the piss out of me. No wonder Brad Pitt dumped her years ago. What a washed out, smarmy shrew she's become.
A superficial relationship to get some attention......how original
In situatons like this you can see that she is just a wanabe. No talent, no style at all, nothing intersting to say. I bet she has no real friends, because she is just a horrible,ennoying person and nobody really likes her.
why she (beyonce)always has to dress so ugly
She's certainly starting to look British
Paltrow that is.
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