eww
That "source" needs to get a life!!!
i'm not sure how that looks hot unless the majority of 20something girls walking down any street in any city look hot?
Looks like she's put on some weight. She looka healthy.
One stick of jerky is her meal for the week!
She looks pretty damn good compared to the frumpy whackadoo getups she had been wearing. She rocks the white sunglasses; Chloe Sevigny is jealous.
ummmmm...jerky...ahhhhhh
did she not get the memo that skinny jeans are over?
wait, they actually EAT?
Yeah, okay...
she is looking healthier, glad to see it
I heard from MY source that she used the jerky to pleasure herself in the airplane lavatory.
I didn't think she could get uglier sunglasses. I was wrong.
Kate Moss called. She wants her look from 2005 back.
Chloe Sevigny threw out those hideous 1989 Wal-Mart sunglasses last year, and MK rummaged them out of the dumpster.
She looks better than the bag lady look she has had forever, and has put on a little weight. Her sister is way hotter, though.
All that money, all those beautiful clothes and wonderful grooming salons.
Yet, MK constantly looks disheveled, dirty, unhappy and most of all, old before her time.
You got it dude! Nothing says class like beef jerky, three large rolls of LifeSavers, two packs of gum and tabloid magazines in your vintage Chanel purse.
You know she reads the tabloids and smiles in glee when she reads about how anorexic she looks. Come on Mary Kate...you know you want some ouse cream.
meh. at least she hasn't gone the ashlee simpson route of fakeness. at least they seem like genuine real people, ya know.
You know what they say about girls who buy a big bag of beef jerky, three large rolls of LifeSavers, two packs of gum and a copy of every tabloid magazine.....
I am just curious to know when the twin's Playboy spread is coming out??
Kate Moss called. She wants her look from 2005 back.
Denise | 09.29.06 - 11:18 am | #
celebrity hater
I think so too
She down here in Miami quite often and some friends of mine have seen them at bars and hotels and shit and all of them said they look like trolls that belong on someone's front lawn.
Wow, my grammar sucks!! You all get the gist
"They took forever, buying a big bag of beef jerky, three large rolls of LifeSavers, two packs of gum and a copy of every tabloid magazine."
That should feed her and her sister for a whole year.
you're grammar's in the 95th percentile of the internet, don't worry :P
Wow, my grammar sucks!! You all get the gist
Ted | Homepage | 09.29.06 - 11:33 am | #
It's actually really funny if you read it aloud in a big black man voice. Or maybe the voices in my head are only funny to me.
MK actually looks halfway decent here.
If she's hot, then I'm a friggin supermodel.
you're grammar's in the 95th percentile of the internet, don't worry :P
celebrity hater | Homepage | 09.29.06 - 11:36 am | #
Phew thanks!My homepage's is up here now and the last thing I need is anyone seeing me on the streets and saying under their breath, "there goes the guy who can't pass a 5th grade English exam."
The only way she'd be hot is if her liver and kidneys failed from lack of use and caused her to have a 104 degree fever.
It's actually really funny if you read it aloud in a big black man voice. Or maybe the voices in my head are only funny to me.
MK actually looks halfway decent here.
jen | 09.29.06 - 11:37 am | #
Funny, I was just gonna blame it on the fact that I just got back from the Bahamas a few days ago and I am having a tough time transitioning from Bahamian back to English. 
That's ok... celeb hater, you know I adore you but "you're" is "your".
*chuckling*
Her coochie smells like aspartame and pepperettes.
If she's hot, then I'm a friggin supermodel.
juanita | 09.29.06 - 11:38 am | #
MK looks like she smells like oa combination of one of those old motel rooms that smell like moth balls, mold, and stale cigarettes and week-old dirty hair...
vomiting...
Give me back my glasses!
She could give me that red Chanel bag.
True she is better than the cookie cutters. I like how she keeps to herself and isn't out making an ass of herself, parading around half naked and hanging over various different guys.
However.... this bitch needs to gain some weight. Her body is like a lollipop.
Her skinny jeans are better than those tights I see others wearing! haha
It's really sad to know they have
makeup, hair products and a clothes line AND have a huge amount of money but still they dress like a homeless. It's trully ironic.
LOL
. . .could use some Fabreeze. . .
hahahaahaha!
I love this kid. . .she just wants to be comfy. I get it.
to me they both look like little girls playing dress up with their moms clothes and make up.
"Chloe Sevigny is jealous," and " Chloe Sevigny threw out those hideous 1989 Wal-Mart sunglasses last year, and MK rummaged them out of the dumpster," crack me up! Thanks Pats and Ilsa.
Its funny, rich people walking around looking homeless. Give me a freakin break.
MizRo | 09.29.06 - 11:22 am | #
Yeah, What Mizro said I second that!
Me wants some beef jerky.
your! ahh! i hate it when people misuse your and you're. i do know the difference, just a typo! 
celebrityhater: don't let it ruin you're day.
Stop comparing this chick to me! I am a fashion Icon!
Ok skinny jeans are apparently back, but if acid washed jeans, cuffing your pants or Reebok Velcro High Tops become fashionable again, there is going to be a problem!
Chloe Sevigny called from 2004, she wants her glasses back.
She looks like hot shit!
And by that, I mean a slimy lettuce and corn turd sizzling on the pavement under the hot caribbean sun.
She actually looks cute and human there! Hopefully she's cleaning up her act.
She actually has cheeks!!! Good, but lose the skinny jeans. Also, I hate the GAP skinny jeans ad where they butchered Audrey Hepburn. Burn all skinny jeans!
And by that, I mean a slimy lettuce and corn turd sizzling on the pavement under the hot caribbean sun.
Anonymous | 09.29.06 - 12:36 pm | #
WTF! fucking corn turd. my God.
Anonymous | 09.29.06 - 12:36 pm | #
OMG I can't stop laughing.
I gotta stop reading that post.
YOUR ALL CRAZY!! 
those glasses are hot.
she always looks so fucking cute. i cant believe that came out of my mouth. but i would die to have her wardrobe.
this bitch is high fashion.
looks like Mary Kate is slowly morphing into the hottest bitch in the world, Chloe Sevigny.
I think it's actually my sister in 1989, at the age of seven, who wants her sunglasses back.
They put slim jims in their vaginas.
The tabloids are for their loose stools due to laxative OD.
she's looking like she may have eaten some of that jerky....she doesn't look so super skinny...
I thought they used the beef jerky for magazine/bookmarks..
You are all being incredibly cruel!!! Whatever!!
Mary Kate looks like all the other young girls walking down the street in every large city in the US. Skinny jeans or tights worn with long tees and short jackets are very IN right now. Obviously none of you know that.
Also, Mary Kate looks healthy and has put on a little weight. Good for her.
Beef jerky? She must have some nasty farts.
is that what 150 million looks like ?
she is great . I love her
longhaul | 09.29.06 - 12:04 pm
I ♥ the imagery on this comment too: "She looks like hot shit! And by that, I mean a slimy lettuce and corn turd sizzling on the pavement under the hot caribbean sun."
Anonymous | 09.29.06 - 12:36 pm | #
Ilsa I agree! It cracked me up but more than that, it made NoAnjl laugh so hard and repetitively, that I started laughing at NoAnjl (gotta stop reading that post. NoAnjl |
Each time I saw NoAnjl post I got that domino effect of laughter--the involuntary gasp of that ol' chuckle coming up my esophagus. Now, back to drinking my shiraz...g'night y'all.
She's still not as cute or healthy (in weight or behavior) as her press- neglected fraternal twin Ashley.
I'm a lesbian, and she looks fat to me in these pictures. But would I eat her out? Sure. Mommy's hungry for the stank!
All of the money in the world and she and her sister continue to look like THIS?? Every pic of these sisters looks just like this one - unkempt and dirty looking,lack of grooming, lack of decent clothing, etc. It looks like she smells.
i think ppl should worrie bout there own lives instaed of ppl that dont give to shits bout u
those two sisters are disgusting.
i can't beleive how ugly she looks and dresses. she stinks. i mean seriously, can't you find a stylist with all the money you have??? you have zero taste!
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