Hes not hot
Second!
dos?
eeww, that is NOT hygenic at all..
oops, tres and catorse
He's a retard.
he is overrated. I dont even find his body sexy
Yeah I know I probably spelled that wrong - I give two shits or less - and that's ditto for this closet fairy.
yes it is
Did he did obsessed with Swayze's character in "Point Break" and decide that was how he was going to live?
he's starting to get that Carrot Top look.
Oh Matt,
Did you hit the bong to much?
Now this is a real man. Not some pussy hollywood dweeb.
This guy is not fucking around.
Fuck being a skinny dork
Fuck shaving
Fuck not brushing your teeth in public.
This Man Knows how to Live.
Go Matt!!!
He's been looking so Grizzly Adams lately, I'm just relieved to know he brushes AT ALL!
Miso - just a little note for you: Alberta has the second largest reserve of oil on the planet. Alberta is in Canada. Canada borders the U.S. in the north. North means up.
Messin' with sasquatch.
he looks dirty..stay home Matty
He just gets weirder and weirder.
Photo op! I thought he didn't brush his teeth.
Baby steps, Mateo, that's what we're talking about!
He is arrogant and annoying and an absolute nuisance to society. I wish he would go away.
He's like some castaway on an island...where is Wilson??
This guy is straight up GAY.
I had a friend (girl) that met him at a club and he was like "No honey I don't swing that way. I like manmeat but keep it on the DL"
She was like Ok. And he expressed his gratitude for keeping his secret.
It's well known in Hollywood he trolls Santa Monica Blvd. In West Hollywood for man meat.
i'm tired of this fuckhead. can't believe jen aniston wants to screw him. she's dumb as hell.
God celebrities are so fucking weird.
oooh the hairplugs look great!
I used to see shit like this all the time when I went to Grateful Dead concerts.
STONER!
I used to think he was hot as hell -loved his stentson print ads-
now- he is a fucking fruit loop
This man works hard and plays hard. All man. All man. I can't wait to see his next feature.
OMG He's totally turning into The Dude.
I thought he was hot in Time To Kill, but completely fucking looney tunes on Sex and the City. He may be gay but I can still check out that huge schlong in his trunks.
At least he brushes...
why doesn't he just shave already?
he's from Austin, what do you expect. They don't say 'Keep Austin Weird' for nothing.
This guy's the poster child for Austin, TX.
he came out on Sex in the City? I thought I had seen every episode...guess not.
You know, when Carrie when to Hollywood with the girls to help make her book into a movie. He was supposed to play Big. Remember, they went to the Playboy Mansion?
no wonder penelope moved on.
what an idiot
Has he lost his damn mind?
i think his next job will be as one of the geico cavemen...
why is everyone so obsessed with him all of a sudden? Is it speculation that he's gay or the sexiest man award that brought this hornet's nest upon mankind.... never heard anything about this annoying guy a few years ago, now he's freaking everywhere; so much more interesting when we didn't know all of his disgusting habits!
He still needs to shower & shave. He's looking a little too scruffy lately.
So is he gay or not?
night peeps
why doesn't he just shave already?
he's from Austin, what do you expect. They don't say 'Keep Austin Weird' for nothing.
This guy's the poster child for Austin, TX.
Myself | 10.02.06 - 5:50 pm | #
I thought he was from Uvalde?
2 words: ATTENTION WHORE
He looks like a crazy homeless guy. Eww, really. Eww.
He's from Uvalde, which is about a 3 hours' drive from Austin. Not that Austin's not weird. 
He's always without a shirt, shorts , it IS like he's on a island, or a castaway, he for sure is trying to prove something. Looks good though!
LOL i liked when he did those pushups recently on a beach, the running, the cycling, damn, what a man LOL! And never, covers his chest. he's getting back to nature........
OMG he's such a hotidiot! 
WTF is wrong with gravatar??=)
he appears to be crossing PCH. i'm trying to figger it all out. car on opp side, get out toothbrush and cross road? or still livin there, brush teeth while crossing road for unknown reason then cross back? maybe attention whore just sums it up best.
Geico caveman... nice... lol
This is what you call a pre-armadillo stage in TEXAS. The other smells and is greatly squashed; should he wander about the byways of pavement here.. seeking fuggly attention.
does he gargle with rocks and floss with cacti???
why doesn't he ever have a shirt on?
I am thinking that he wants attention!
Thats strange! Funny too.
something is wrong with matt. i don't know what it is.. but something is wrong.
How old is this guy anyway? And 2nd to the person who said he saw the same stuff at Dead shows! Me too.
WTF????
Heh, he just keeps doing weirder shit. But not bad or destructive weird, just offbeat weird.
Definitely not hot. Not to mention stinky. He doesn't wear deodorant and he's always exercising!
Ooh! What a creative way to hide the stubby arms!
yuck
something is wrong with matt. i don't know what it is.. but something is wrong.
maybe he just hates being famous
He is one FUGLY
does anyone have a favorite chromosome?
this is seriously the question just posed to the class. kill me please.
something is wrong with matt. i don't know what it is.. but something is wrong.
Nita
He's packed one bowl too many and is looney as a tune.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wiki...Tunes_B%
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What the hell is this bitch doing with his life these days? He's always running around all half naked and scruffy and being a filthy hippie.
Doesn't he worK?
But does he spit or does he swalow?
How does he brush without water? That's gross.
I still think he is fucking hot as shit.
he's trying way too hard, something's not right
Head out on the highway,
Lookin for ad-venture,
Whatever comes our way,
Born to be wi-i-i-i-ld!
Love the new hair plugs!!! lookin good! no more do rags around the head!
Hot! Y'all are crazy for not thinking so...I so much prefer a man who looks like a man to that prepubescent waxed and coiffed kid from desperate housewives posted below!
SUre, he's a little bit grizzly adams here w/ the beard, but it's not a bad look overall.
I never understood his appeal...
He so gay!
uh oh, i heard matt's manfriend lance is dating ivanka trump now...(and she has some new boobies)...
i think mcconagay's hotness has dropped, much like his i q...
never understood his appeal...
He so gay!
beanpuffmassacre | 10.02.06 - 8:14 pm | #
Never understood it, either. He's not that good of an actor either. And the new rumor, Jennifer Aniston wants him?
YANKEES CLINCH 
Sorry, I don't think yetis are sexy.
OakRaiderFan | 10.02.06 - 8:44 pm | #
That's nice, Jennifer Aniston can keep if she wants him.
This guy's the poster child for Austin, TX.
Myself | 10.02.06 - 5:50 pm | #
Yes, and talking about 'weird'- Kinky Friedman is running for the Governor of Texas!
I thought he was from Uvalde?
Ennis Del Mar | 10.02.06 - 6:07 pm | #
He is Ennis, but he is a Texas Ex and considers Austin his home haunt, he parties there a lot and frequently plays in pick up bands at the bars.
Oh gross...and enough! I'm sick of seeing Matt in all his natural wonder doing his 'thing'. If he isn't doing yoga on the fucking beach in front of a million photographers he's throwing himself down on the ground in a drunken stupor on some beach somewhere...in front of a million fucking photographers.
Please spare me the shots of Matt wiping his ass.
faggot
He's like some castaway on an island...where is Wilson??
No View | 10.02.06 - 5:35 pm | #
Yeah, he kind of looks he is going to break into that "I...Make....Fire!!" dance any minute.
He's posing but at least he's doing something hygienic. I can smell his cheese from here...
FREAK
Now this is a real man. Not some pussy hollywood dweeb.
This guy is not fucking around.
Fuck being a skinny dork
Fuck shaving
Fuck not brushing your teeth in public.
This Man Knows how to Live.
Go Matt!!!
AngelDust | 10.02.06 - 5:28 pm | #
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I agree, hahahaha I don't think this guy is gay , no way no how, he does not know what personal hygene means, bhahahaha no way he is gay, he is just stuck on his college frat days and refuses to move on
shut the fuck up bitches fags,,,this bored is full of diseaesed frealkkks
I think Homeboy thinks he is homeless. if i had 1/3 of the welth he does i would act like it. Maybe he has amnesha?
Nic | 10.02.06 - 9:16 pm | #
He's gay.
The only reason why he's brushing his teeth is to get the flavor of rancid jizz out of his mouth from the homeless guy he just blew on the other side of the highway. Look at the bushes in the background...
he's an actor, maybe he's in character
bean puff,, u hav no fucking life u are always on,,,,bitch,,,,,fagggots all of u fags.....get the jizz out yur asses
Off topic: Look at these beautiful pictures Lilo put up of herself.
http://www.myspace.com/59780377
I wonder where he keeps that toothbrush when he's not using it.
see, Scarlett Johansson, THIS is how you get people to stop thinking you're hot
now mateo is just starting to scare me...i bet he is barefoot, too...
you know what went down with that heche woman when she looked like this... something about aliens...
say something positive...he is brushing his teeth so he must have really good dental hygiene... look no bandana on his plugs... oops, i guess i ended that on a bad note... wait, when he is not trying to look homeless he is HOT. B-D
I think Homeboy thinks he is homeless. if i had 1/3 of the welth he does i would act like it. Maybe he has amnesha?
sugarjunkie | 10.02.06 - 9:22 pm | #
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that's just it. the super rich act all eccentric because they are super rich. they don't have to worry about shit. but matt isn't that rich, is he? still, matt's doing all this shit for a reason (one too many bowls or not -- ha ha whisper, heh). this is beyond bongos butt nekkid (which I thought was hot); dude is putting on a crazy act. are they remaking the fisher king?
I love him!
he totally got hair plugs!!!!
"he's from Austin, what do you expect. They don't say 'Keep Austin Weird' for nothing."
Nope, born in Uvalde, raised and graduated high school in Longview in East Texas. (with honors and most handsome guy).
shut up fags
I like his shorts.
And, he's beautiful from the neck down...except for his tiny little arms.
Maybe he really is in training for a role, and he HAS to look like that? Please, Jesus, let that be the answer.
So sue the guy for trying to kill 2 birds with one stone.....
does he have a home?
Now this is a real man. Not some pussy hollywood dweeb.
This guy is not fucking around.
Fuck being a skinny dork
Fuck shaving
Fuck not brushing your teeth in public.
This Man Knows how to Live.
Go Matt!!!
AngelDust | 10.02.06 - 5:28 pm | #
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that's what i'm screaming. lordy, that's some nuclear hot shit!
Yeah, he tries way to hard to get press, but as long as he keeps doing it half-naked, I'm cool with it.
That is one white boy that can get it!
I gotta say it: Never thought too much about Matt until I saw him upclose and personal a few months ago. Good Lord! He was clean and dressed and smelled oh-so-good. Gay or not, he cleaned up well that night.
Wow - he's SO EDGY and cool - NOT! So obviously trying to get his picture taken being "weird"
SLOWEST NEWS DAY EVER- is that why i'm reading about matt brushing his teeth!
ha ha ha
yeah he's got that whole "hobo chic" thing going for him doesn't he? 
Well, at least he's not Tom Cruise.
EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD IS A FAGGOT
okay brent i came back for the answer and you gave it babe! LMFAO!!!
DAMNIT Matthew! Now every time I brush my teeth I’m going to think about your absurd hotness! Wait…I guess there are worse things that could happen huh?
Call me Matt!
Fucking hell! I can smell his stench through my computer! it doesnt matter if you're gay or straight. what matters is if you stink or not.
why is it that movie stars are the hotness in movies, but are a huge let down when you see them out and about in just about anywhere?!
I can't stand the way this man runs.
I have seen so many pictures of him jogging, with his stupid pidgeon toes, his silly girly fists up high and his chest puffed out. He looks retarded, or like he waddles with his bum pushed out.
A good enough reason to hate someone, surely?
I'm pretty sure he starts filming Fools Gold soon. If he's playing a treasure hunter he may need to look as if he's been wandering around a desert/jungle/someplace without decent razors for a few years first...
stop GOSSIPING ABOIUT CELEBS LIARS HYPOCRITS LETS SEE YUR FACE,,,,WHAT HAVE U DONE TODAY FAGS
DUDE IS A FUCKING TOOL!!
asshole
He's gross, man. To the max.
And it really IS true... his arms are freakishly stubby for his body! Elbows should fall at the waist; just a tiny bit above the belly button.
F-R-E-A-K.
shut the fuck up bitches fags,,,this bored is full of diseaesed frealkkks
BIAAAACTH | 10.02.06 - 9:20 pm | #
EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD IS A FAGGOT
BIAAAACTH | 10.03.06 - 1:53 am | #
So BIAAAACTH since you are on the board which category do you fall into ?
hey BIAAAACTH you are a pathetic piece of trash, go back to the gutter you congealed in you chud.
Please, at this point you know he knows he's being photographed at every turn. He's probably purposely cultivating the wildman look just for fun. What can I do to seem even crazier? I know, brush my teeth outside in public!!
He looks like he should be in "The Big Lebowski" in this shot.
This guy's the poster child for Austin, TX.
Myself | 10.02.06 - 5:50 pm | #
i think his next job will be as one of the geico cavemen...
imapepper | 10.02.06 - 6:03 pm | #
Head out on the highway,
Lookin for ad-venture,
Whatever comes our way,
Born to be wi-i-i-i-ld!
brent | 10.02.06 - 7:35 pm | #
Sorry, I don't think yetis are sexy.
beam me up | 10.02.06 - 8:49 pm | #
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Yall are cracking me up. Uvalde has lots of caves. Matt's just getting in touch with his caveman roots.
He reminds me of that old song: "Just an old hippie, doesn't know what to do.."
He basically could give a shit what anyone thinks. And gay or straight, smelly or not, I kinda like that.
hippie
where does he spit??
He looks like a homeless man.
I think he has lost his f'ing mind. Not hot at all
He may not have been born in Austin, but he calls Austin home. And YES, he totally fits in there. Austin is all about the laid back/carefree lifestyle. I'm not sure why everyone started calling him gay. It's strange to me. Just b/c he was frequently seen out with guys? Ever heard of FRIENDS?? It's so silly to be obsessed with trying to OUT people. The fact that he's brushing his teeth while crossing the street should give people plenty to talk and speculate about.
"I can't stand the way this man runs.
I have seen so many pictures of him jogging, with his stupid pidgeon toes, his silly girly fists up high and his chest puffed out. He looks retarded, or like he waddles with his bum pushed out."
Hmmm, do we forget we are talking about People Magazines "Sexiest Man Alive" for 2006.
According to his friends and classmates in Longview, TX he is as straight as an arrow. Fooled you, did he.
i think his next job will be as one of the geico cavemen...
imapepper | 10.02.06 - 6:03 pm | #
But I LOVE the Geico cavemen!!
seriously...wat is wrong with him?
Find a sink Matt
Pure HOTNESS !!!
Thanks for posting !
Matthew is anything but gay LOL
He the opposite of it.
He is all MAN !
*drools*
There aren't enough REAL men like him around anymore.
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