Awww. Maybe she'll eat some break up food. Except that it was all a sham so she'll probably starve herself more.
He was HOT and she was NOT
Also, supposedly he's was hanging out with Lauren "LC" Conrad yesterday, which I think is hysterical. I mean, I like LC and all, but does she have to have every guy that Kristin goes out with?
Who truly gives a shit?
These reality/Hollywood people sure do shit where they eat, don't they?
Did Kristen date that Jason guy? Hell, I'd go after Brody--Kristen or not--he's hot!!
The sooner both of them croak the better off I'll be.
Nicole is so gorgeous and she has such a pretty smile. All she needs is ten or 15lbs, c'mon nic, you can do it.
Anonymous | 10.05.06 - 9:40 am | #
I don't think she did. He dated Jessica. I'm surprised that Kristin didn't try to hook up with him though. I remember watching a marathon of season two (I know, loser) and there was some guy that Jessica had a crush on and invited to a cookout and Kristin ended up making out with him in front of everyone. HO!!! I agree about Brody. He has nice eyes.
From Nicole's Myspace:
Relationship?
I know there are rumors regarding my "breakup" with Brody Jenner. The truth is, we were never really together. We hung out, and he's a nice guy, but my heart was never in it.
Anything further is just a cry for publicity.
And Piggie Perez writes on his site, "P.S. Doesn't Nicole's message smell of "just a cry for publicity"?????"
OOoooo, how dare that little bitch talk about cries for publicity!!! I love how he's trying to start drama with Kathy Griffin. Do I smell desperation? lol Poor Fatboy.
http://myspace.com/ihateperezhilton
Hell to the yes, tender cavity.
OH NO...there goes another 5 lbs. This is a very STRESSFUL time for Nicole. You know it's STRESS that makes it impossible for her to eat 
How come every time I turn around there's a fucking link to Perez Hilton on this site? It's getting tiresome.
Shaved ice made of distilled and heavy filtered water lest she suck down any nutritional benefit.
I agree with Mizro. Who gives a shit?
OOoooo, how dare that little bitch talk about cries for publicity!!! I love how he's trying to start drama with Kathy Griffin. Do I smell desperation? lol Poor Fatboy.
http://myspace.com/ihateperezhilton
Perez The Bitch | Homepage | 10.05.06 - 9:44 am | #
I think it's funny that he's trying to start something with KG. She made a statement that it was PH's 1st amendment right to talk about people but sometimes he's mean just for the sake of being mean and about how he shouldn't have pulled Lance out of the closet in the manner that he did. I hadn't read his site in along time and yesterday I looked at to see what he was posting about Lily Allen, when I ran across the KG drama. Kathy didn't say anything that was mean or wasn't true but now FatAss (who can dish it out but can't take it) is making every other post about KG. I think it's funny b/c it's probably just giving Kathy more material.
Who the hell is...damn! MTV cranks out way too many pseudo-celebrities. I don't know of these people from the LB, OC, LC, LA, or WTF is going on anymore. Give me a celebrity with a familiar, distinctive face who I can recognize in a crowd or lineup. Otherwise I couldn't tell you Kristin from Lauren from Brody.
tender cavity:
I think you've put too much tenderizer in your cavity. Toughen that shit up and quit crying.
http://myspace.com/ihateperezhilton
http://myspace.com/ihateperezhilton
http://myspace.com/ihateperezhilton
Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it!!! 
DID ANYONE SEE THE "COMMITTMENT CEREMONY" PICS OF ANS & HKS IN TODAY'S PAPERS? They're lying down holding each other in the water and smiling big happy smiles. Meanwhile, back at the morgue, Daniel rests in the refrigerator 
who is that jack-tard? why is he on the phone? no one on his planet gives a rats ass about him. He probably calling "time" in Korea. What a turd. Shes no prize either.
Goddamn these people spend a week as a single person.... I don't get it!!!!
That is soooo wrong MK! "Nicole will drown her sorrows in a delicious bowl of shaved ice" lol
Looks like Nicole got tired of Brody jacking off on her back ala Steve-O. Has Brody Jenner done anything? Meaning, is he an actor or just another rich kid? He is hot though.
CleverGirl: he is the son of Bruce Jenner.
I know this is off comment, but I could care less about them. Anywho Im pissed that the Gravatar site wont let me upload my pic. I found the perfect set of wonkey eyes and Im dying to get them up!!
And also one of the stars of the short-lived FOX reality show "The Princes of Malibu"
His mother is Linda Thompson, she's married to David Foster, who is a music producer and he was a judge on America's Got Talent (I think it was AGT) and she used to date Elvis. She's on older version of Parasite.
^^^ Sorry, it should have been She's AN older version of Parasite. (Not on.)
Shaved Ice? More like a big bowl of delicious air (that she will no doubt throw up)
I don't think there are many blokes out there who would put up with Nicole's anorexia antics for too long. Guys DO like a girl to eat once in a while. And food is a vital component to a healthy relationship and sex life.
Isn't ice a "negative calorie"? Since it has no calorie and your body has to use stored fat or calories or something to warm it up? I bet that's all she eats.
Nicole is such a pretty girl....it's a shame she is such a messed up bitch.
Brody is a lame ass user who needed to be photographed with someone the paps love. Cavallari is a TOOL.
this was all a PR stunt from the beginning.
got the skinny on Nicole Ritchie!!!! check, check, check it out!!!!
Both of these fucks are so completely spoiled that I can't realate to them whatsoever. No wonder they're sitting around pissing the day away with smiles on their entitled mugs. I should have their promblems.
Princess Leia - I didn't know his Mom was Linda Thonpson - holy SHITE!!
BTW, have you soon Bruce recently? Poster child, along with Mickey Rourke, for AWFUL plastic surgery!
OK MK, where's the ANTM update
cough *publicity stunt* cough
He seems like a complete frat boy, but I'd do Brody in several different ways
He prolly got tired of her ass bones sticking him while doing her doogie style. Men like fleshy asses they can smack, and one that bounces back
He dated her for publicity because he wants to be famous yet he doesn't do anything to be famous for. LOSER!
He must feel 5 lbs lighter getting rid of her!
patty - kind of like taking off a knapsack!
I think Nicole is pretty. She only needs to gain a little weight. She and Brody grew up together, so I don't think they were an "itm" like the tabloids said. Why can't they have fun & be friends without everyone assuming they are a couple?
LOL Tender!! YES!
Ok IF Nicole passed out and she was on the sidewalk and a few people stepped on her she would flatten like gum and noone would know she ever existed and the entire city would just smush her into the sidewalk.
Check out the body language!
Ok IF Nicole passed out and she was on the sidewalk and a few people stepped on her she would flatten like gum and noone would know she ever existed and the entire city would just smush her into the sidewalk.
patty cake | Homepage | 10.05.06 - 11:20 am | #
please make that happen NOW
if these two crazy kids can't make it, what chance do the rest of us have?
and yes, i used that line for vaughn and aniston. it's not easy comig up with new stuff everytime someone breaks up!
^^^^^^ Patty Cake & Skinny Fat: IN NYC!!! Down in Soho! PLEASE! It would take approximately .03 seconds for her to disappear. And to make it all appropriate, it should happen by the head-scarf vendow on the corner of Broome.
MIZRo yes!! I think there is even a pix on the table of her!!
Just smoosh her right into the historic streets of has beens.... all those angry rich loft dwelling 1000 dollar strollar pushing bitches just grinding right over her!! OMG hilarious
Nicky is a very beautiful girl, It so sad she hasn't acknowledge the weight loss as for Him,Well he's replaceable!
ok all the LA Dlister chics get NIcole out here and the NYC dlister chics will orchestrate project sidewalk smackdown ....
we can do this..i'm seeing this...
evil Halloween witch laugh...cackle..
MizRo and patty cake, Soho it is! It'll be like when the wicked witch got splashed with water and all that was left was her dress & hat. With Nicole, it'll be a pair of giant sunglasses and an enormous handbag.
The truth is, we were never really together. We hung out, and he's a nice guy, but my heart was never in it.
Anything further is just a cry for publicity.
nice bullshit excuse, nicole! just like your b.s. excuse for anorexia. whether your heart was in it or not, you still dated, you still fucked, you still gave it a shot and failed. "a cry for publicity" isn't the fault of the magazines, more like you yourself dating the jackass guy and this guy for publicity.
hilarious skinny fat...
I hope its the goyard I want...i'm takin it!
The funny thing is..in Soho noone will notice...I'll treat all of us to Olives afterwards for lots of calories!!! They have yummy cookies and scones!
I'm sick of Nicole, she's a sorry excuse for a woman, looking like skelator and ya'll keep denying she's got a problem, she's back on the smack!
It's common knowledge in LA Nicole is on crystaly meth and heroin.
I mean just look at her. Duh.
But I know someone that sold her Heroiin and Meth.
She is a total fucking Junkie.
As if you couldn't tell.
It's really sad though. I hope she get's help now that this USER broke up with her.
COnsidering these two lens lice will stoop to any low to get their mugs shown in the media, I wouldn't be surprized if their entire 30 second relationship was a sham.
Brody Jenner better get all the poontang he can while he is still good looking. His dad was hot back in the day and then morphed into looking like something born out of Liberace by Mr. Spock! The apple doesnt fall far from the fug tree
Patty Cake & Skinny Fat: I just laughed so loud my entire office turned around!!
***just a pair of sunglasses and an enormous handbag**!!!!
Olive's it is Patty Cake!!
Or if we're feeling particularly spicy after te melting scene, we can go to Mexican Radio on Lafayette!!
maybe now she'll eat to drown her sorrows....
not invited to Olive's with patty cake and MizRo *sulks in corner
Why is he wearing more mascara than she is?
Of course you are, skinny fat! You silly goose!!
Besides, you either get the sunglasses or handbag, I get the jewelery!!
Besides, you either get the sunglasses or handbag, I get the jewelery!!
MizRo | 10.05.06 - 1:08 pm | #
bitch better be wearing her YSL Muse bag that day
Funny thing is that I can totally picture the 3 of us stalking her ass with that pail of water on Broadway!!
Can't.stop.laughing.
Me too, MizRo, me too. Work can be such fun!
skinnyfat...you are so silly I wouldnt go anywhere without you gal!!
I went to Olives for lunch just now and giggled !!!
Ted Casablancas had a blind item last week about a couple who were really each others AA sponsors and were working it all for publicity. Probably Nicole and Brody.
that brody guy looks like a thinner, less skeevy version of perez hilton.
He was just sick and tired of having bruises on his pelvic bone....
He can do a lot better!
Patty cake: What'd you get?
More like his dick was never in it.
Who the hell is Bruce Jenner. Anyway, Who's gonna break up next? Any bets?
Ugh. C'mon MK we all know this was a fake relationship.....why even pretend?
This was a BID PUBLICITY STUNT! that's all there is to it!
Big publicity stunt, oops, sorry!
Update.."my heart was never in it...just my pancreatic juices and a few liver enzymes I hacked up in my smoothie that we shared..."
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