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She looks almost normal..does she even speak spanish?
She looks 1,000,000 times better here.
Why do latin people have to dramatize and romanticize everything godamned thing they "go through". I have people in my family that can't tell a simple story, they have to make it into a damn novela.
JHo sweetie, "fucking" should not be confused with "loving". I don't even thing you know the meaning of the word bitch.
Please, Ben Affleck is NO ONE to pine and lament over, with his fake ass caps.
She's better off being with Skeletor.
And @ Patty cake, yes she does speak Spanish. 
She looks good.
I think that bitch served me my mango margarita at El Coyote last week.
I LOVE her dress. I think Jennifer looks fabulous 90% of the time.
think that bitch served me my mango margarita at El Coyote last week.
Twat | 10.05.06 - 11:48 am | #
oh how i hate j. ho...
Men who dress in drag look better than her on ANY day.
She is an Ugly FAAAAT Ass Fug Pig.
Her Music SUCKS
Her "acting" sucks
Her choice in movies blows.
She's a fucking nutcase whore who get's married every fucking weekend.
She is soooo Fucking Ugly.
She is soooooooooo lucky that huge disgusting asses where in vogue five years ago.
She has an "8" head.
i don't think she looks good here. hair looks kinda gross, looks too fat.. she should pull an "ashlee simpson" haha
oh God! why is she still singing? why is she still wearing a stupid bun on her head?
She looks better with make-up on. Boring as hell with out it.
Hair is sloppy, MK.... Very sloppy.
I despise her and her penny-pinching ass.
My only sin was listening to you sing with your hubby.
She's more suited for fisting movies nowadays.
She can be pretty but really does need some makeup. She looks good on the red carpet most times. Here she looks like a fat housewife that is having another lunch before her soap operas begin again.
she looks so much better without the fake bake look
she needs makeup....and needs to check a mirror before walking out the house....how is she ever going to snag her next husband looking like this...
mmmm...And apparently, you don't know how to spell cathartic.
Mmm.
I hate her ass, and she's about as boriqua as a fish taco from Baja Fresh, but she is a fantastic dresser.
Bitch needs to quit pulling her hair back in a bun. She has the "Sade Syndrome" going on with her forehead.
Bitch needs to quit pulling her hair back in a bun. She has the "Sade Syndrome" going on with her forehead.
Sassy | 10.05.06 - 12:22 pm | #
You're love is king, crown you with my heart, your love is king, never need to part...
Damn, now that song is going to be in my head all day.
She's not fat, her butt is maybe a little out of proportion but thats about it.
She looks good without makeup which is more than you can say for most of the bitches in Hollywood. Who else can pull that off?
Wow, I didn't realize how much fake hair she usually wears. She barely has any of her own in comparison.
I agree with Hekki. She does have natural beauty. A lot of celebs are not recognizable without their make-up.
I love her soo much. She is so hot.
She may look natural but I still bet this skank has a shitload of make up to make her "look natural".
Team J-Lo here. Save the bashing for sluts like Shanna and Paris that have done nothing for money and fame but fuck any guy who asks and bitch slap each other in bars.
Team J-Lo here. Save the bashing for sluts like Shanna and Paris that have done nothing for money and fame but fuck any guy who asks and bitch slap each other in bars.
Rican35 | 10.05.06 - 12:45 pm | #
Other than the bitch slapping, where's the difference here?
Why is she still in the "biz"? She's so over. Nasty nasty bitch. There are so many hotter and more beautiful Latina women than Jho that aren't "stars" and I bet they can out sing and out act her any day.
Team J-Lo here. Save the bashing for sluts like Shanna and Paris that have done nothing for money and fame but fuck any guy who asks and bitch slap each other in bars.
Rican35 | 10.05.06 - 12:45 pm | #
Other than the bitch slapping, where's the difference here?
anon | 10.05.06 - 12:48 pm | #
Ahhh, talent. She earns her own living as opposed to sleeping all day in a bed someone else bought.
Wow, and now JeLo is insulting the entire female gender. Not all of us "love" (meaning "fuck and babble") for five minutes and then move on, figuring that the next one is "The One." Why does she have to be so hyperdramatic about everything?
And this lack of makeup really shows that her beauty isn't natural. She looks like a tired, unhealthy middle-aged woman with lifeless eyes, shadows under 'em, and the makings of a double chin. And while people may cry that that's just aging, the fact is that she's ALWAYS spackled on the makeup, and she's always looked like this without it.
Ann | 10.05.06 - 12:09 pm | #
Bingo.
She has earned her living by using her vagina to get the jobs that she wants, so yes she eventually "works" for the money but wouldn't have gotten the job if she hadn't screwed whoever it was at the time that could give her that chance.
So she may be a productive slut as opposed to a lazy slut, but she's still a slut nonetheless.
i guess is true the rummor that she was/is pregnant
lol "spackle"
She has no hair.
She has earned her living by using her vagina to get the jobs that she wants, so yes she eventually "works" for the money but wouldn't have gotten the job if she hadn't screwed whoever it was at the time that could give her that chance.
So she may be a productive slut as opposed to a lazy slut, but she's still a slut nonetheless.
anon | 10.05.06 - 1:01 pm | #
Hmm, guess this means we won't meet each other in line at "El Cantante"
Oh yeah, she looks really hot. I see girls looking that hot or hotter on the subway every damn day.
thinning hair
Hmm, guess this means we won't meet each other in line at "El Cantante"
Rican35 | 10.05.06 - 1:10 pm | #
Well, maybe rent it when out on DVD, I can't pass up a biographical movie.
Diddy's "find"... NEVER forget that shit peeps, ever.
She looks awesome. I love the bag she's carrying.
She looks like the hot cleaning woman in my office building..
Much better look
You seriously think she looks hot here, MK?
She looks totally fug here - what the f are you people on?
She looks like an Easter ham... ready to be sliced, diced and put on my salad~!
At least she isn't orange.
I head she likes IT up her POOPER! She's a freak! I wonder if she let the wayans brothers all up in there.
RD: Did you speak Spanish in your home growing up?
JL: My grandmother spoke Spanish. My mother came to New York when she was two and my dad when he was six. They speak perfect English.
RD: How were you able to pick up the language?
JL: After Selena, I took a beating from the Latin press for not knowing Spanish. I said, "Hey, back off. I grew up in an English-speaking country, and I'm proud of my roots, but at the same time, I never learned the language." Then I married Ojani [Noa, her first husband], who only spoke Spanish. I learned it really
Natural JLo is Way Hotter
No she's not.
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THANK YOU BRENT! WHAT'S ALL THE "HOOPLA" FOR? SHE LOOKS EXTREMELY AVERAGE.
Sometimes a women needs a break. Wearing make-up everywhere can be a hassle and bad for your skin. Maybe some of you uglies should try wearing some to save peoples eyesight. haha
she should wash that hair
I bet she wishes she stayed with Diddy or whatever the fuck his name is these days. She's really slumming it these days.
I could fry eggs on that greasy ass hair.
JLO LOOKS LIKE THE CLEANING WOMAN AT MY OFFICE.
TALENTLESS HACK!
I hate her, but even I have to admit she really is beautiful. Annoying, but beautiful.
I disagree. She is so plain here. And she looks so beautiful when she gets did. Her eyes and nose and mouth and neck are just ugly. I think it's amazing they can make her so beautiful. I have never seen anyone look so different made up and not made up.
Damn! I'd sure like to see all the ugly ass bitches that are claiming how plain, tired, and horrible J.Lo looks. It sure as hell ain't fair because you ugly skanks are hiding behind your damn computer. Please..none of you motherfuckers can come close to how pretty she looks even without her make-up. Jealous hoes. Don't hate..appreciate.
You got that right, mavo.
I imagine most of the posters are the median age of 12 and are chubby, pimply little rednecks who couldn't get gang banged.
Jen looks great.
Jealous hoes. Don't hate..appreciate.
mavo | 10.05.06 - 9:26 pm | #
Damn another stupid bitch who uses the same tired arguements of us being jealous or ugly. Yeah, I'm fucken ugly but so what I'm still free to bitch about this fat ass whore. You're hiding behind the computer too but instead of "hating" like we are you're probably masturbating to pictures of this skank. 
By the way stop changing your name and complimenting yourself, pitiful!
mmmm jlo doesn't know what she's or what she wants it seems to me that she always trys to be what ever the guy she's with is one minute she's latino with first husband next she's black with diddy then latino again with second husband then she's acting all white with ben and now latino again what's next act like she 's chinese or what ever she's whore and a bitch
First of all "Lauren," I'm a gorgeous woman, so there's no masturbating going on here, but I know beauty when I see it b/c I look at myself in the mirror everyday. Yes conceited and beautiful, thank you very much. Fugly people are the ones who constantly rat on others' looks, and you've just attested to that fact by admitting your more than hapless physiognomy.
And why the fuck would I change my name!? Stop projecting your tired and pathetic hobby onto other people to defend your sorry ass self.
stocking are back in fashion.
i dunno why stockings went out of fashion, hose conceals scars, hair legs, cellulite, stretch marks, varicose veins, too skinny and too fat legs.
most women do not have nice looking legs.
having said that, this all black look is too severe.
Frumpy, in this instance- Lopez can't dress to save her life.
Lopez looks so much older w/out a full face of war paint.
J. Hopez is ugly with or without makeup. She is ugly on the inside and outside. She is married to ugly. She is on a steep hill out of H'wood cos she's a no-talented c**t. The movie and music industries finally copped on, thank mercy Lord and have dropped her ordinary fat arse which for some strange reason made news. Not any more! Yippee.
^ I think you need to repeat the fourth grade.
mavo | 10.05.06 - 10:14 pm | #
And people who are hideous, and desperately trying to prove that they're gorgeous, are the ones who feel they have to trumpet that they are hot hot hot. So hot that they can afford to shriek at people who give overpuffed celebrities the ragging they deserve.
Pitiful. Really, really pitiful.
Bluey | 10.05.06 - 9:52 pm | #
You certainly would know about gang-banging prepubescent rednecks, wouldn't you? Yes, you would.
mavo | 10.05.06 - 9:26 pm | #
Spoken like a masturbating ten-year-old fan who aspires to be a soulless, aging, talentless fuck-her-way-to-the-top like Jennifer Hopez some day.
Because only someone like that would use the unspeakably trite "Don't hate, appreciate." Considering that this is a gossip blog: Enjoy the hate, don't appreciate.
I can't look at her without thinking about the fact that she shit all over Ben during sex and he talked about it with her during a break in a movie his mic was still on and the sound guy picked it up.
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