Jebus. Is that in the States?
First Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell ? Damn it's not that good !
I would think the lime might burn
It's only funny until the bottle breaks - then it's just hilarious.
is that Lindsey?
I've had orgasms like that. But I was drinking 151.
Fuck that whore.
I've had orgasms like that. But I was drinking 151.
Poo Poo Pants McGee | 10.06.06 - 1:06 pm | #
Thought the top pic was Lindsay too. I do love Corona!!!
Maybe she's using the bottle for pleasure.
Me love you long neck time
I knew a girl who had to have a bottle removed at the emergency room. Once it was in there, it created a suction and it could not be removed. The doctors had to drill a hole in the bottom to break the suction and get the dang bottle out. No joke.
Troy's Mom!!! You're going down bitch!!! Down I say!!!!
on the plus side, it looks like the model has big juggs. on the negative side, corona isn't too good.
Me love you long neck time
Lucy Lui | 10.06.06 - 1:08 pm | #
LOL!!!!
Carli - OMG!!!
I'm guessing lime. Anyone else?
Carli | 10.06.06 - 1:08 pm | #
Oh my god!!! You know she kept trying to pull it out before she got there and it just kept getting worse and worse, like really bad gas!!
hi Rio! I drink my Corona with lemon. Not a lime fan.
Anybody know why they put the lime in there to begin with????
Maybe she's using the bottle for pleasure.
NoAnjl | 10.06.06 - 1:08 pm | #
that's what i was wondering 2
Okay, I'll tell you. LOL. They only started doing that to keep the flies out of it!
This ad sucks, Corona is pushing its advertisement campaign too far.
I rather drink a Tecate, a XX or a Sol instead.
YIKES! Fucking yourself with a stiff cold bottle really DOES NOT sound like a good time.
OUCH!
However drinking several bottles of booze and then having great drunk sex is FUN! Especially when you walk out the next morning with gum stuck in your hair....not that I would know or anything!
MK, your blog is becoming more and more obscure. Where are the celebs? where are the stars? where is the juice????
I rather drink a Tecate, a XX or a Sol instead.
rotten egg | 10.06.06 - 1:15 pm | #
Tecate is yum. And I guess I'm an Amstel queer.
I wouldn't pleasure myself with a bottle. I like em stiff, but that's a bit much.
Hi NoAnjl! I prefer lime but not in my nonny, thanks.
Corona's sexy? Who knew!
Yeah they can let this shit go but Janet's tity pops out and all hell breaks loose.
I thought it was Lindsay Lohan too. It does look like her. But the whole bottle in the vag thing does NOT sound like a good time lol.
Nothing wrong with alcohol and nudity.
They do walk hand in hand.
I assumed they meant she was 'using' the bottle. That's not what I want to think of when I put my mouth on my drink. "Does this smell funny to you?"
I thougt that was WhoreHan, too at first.
I prefer this obscure Austrian beer that get you whacked on 2 bottles.
That's pleasure? It looks more like she's giving birth to the corona.
I love corona!!!
@ Lunchlady Doris | 10.06.06 - 1:25 pm | #
Nice!
Mexicans make Asians cum?
Who knew?
Lmao @ patty cake
The more I look at these pictures the more I want to throw this two bit whore to a pack of Mexican rapists.
Oh god, so dirty...I love it!!!!
"Does this smell funny to you?"
hahaha! That's what I will remember next time I have a beer. I'm just glad I don't drink Coronas.
The more I look at these pictures the more I want to throw this two bit whore to a pack of Mexican rapists.
tender cavity | 10.06.06 - 1:29 pm | #
are you a man or a woman? Either way, I found myself laughing innapropriately at this...
Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up....
This is a dirty dirty thread,,,,
Lunchlady Doris | 10.06.06 - 1:25 pm | #
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OMG
Im soooo glad I don't drink beer.
Looks like some cheap Asian porn. Ho-hum! Nobody cares if she grinds lime & a bottle of whatever up her pussy. That's nasty & not appealing to buy the item.
Lunchlady!!! Awww shit, I'll be smelling and examining my Coronas for pubes all the time now! 
DUDE: Hand in hand? They do the tango!
I like asian porn (most of it, and in the privacy of my nasty boyf's bedroom), but I do NOT like this shit all up in the media. Boo.
Ann | 10.06.06 - 1:39 pm | #
Umm, I think I disagree. I makes me want to go home drink a beer and have hot, dirty sex with my asian wife. And it only 10:30 am. What the hell it Friday. Buh bye.
DUDE: Hand in hand? They do the tango!
NoAnjl | 10.06.06 - 1:40 pm | #
Oh, hell yeah!
DUDE - HAVE FUN!!!!!! 
I'm jealous.
nooner! Ah shit, I'm gettin' all worked up just thinkin' about it.
Damn! I'll never look at a bottle of Corona™ the same way again!
Tender Cavity I seriously love you, you fucking genius.
WOW...THAT LOOKS LIKE LINDSAY BLOHAN!
Drink of the Day: Beer, lime & Asian cum.
EEEEEWWWWWW.
Is this going to actually make people who don't drink Corona want to go out and buy it? Sorry, but the whole bottle/vagina connection kind of kills my thirst.
Damn! I'll never look at a bottle of Corona™ the same way again!
Wanka | 10.06.06 - 1:49 pm | #
Total coolness with the "trademark"! How'd you do that?
Maybe that's why they call Blohan "fire crotch"....mine would be all firey too if it had a lime shoved inside!!
Ann - ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Hot.
Mexican beer sucks ass. I hate that malty piss flavor. And Corona is just a sad imitation. Shit ISN'T made in Mexico. I know all this because I am a beer connoisseur so don't fucking argue with me.
Stoney--Beck's Dark?
Not a beck's dark fan either.
NoAnjl | 10.06.06 - 1:46 pm | #
Sorry, I couldn't be of better service.
Stoney--gotta love the Guinness?
DUDE - that's okay. We've got a babysitter tonight. It's all good.
Guinness is great beer, but I prefer hefeweisens over dark beer. I could drink Paulaner all year round (and do).
There's a local brew Stone. They make an arrogant bastand ale that is outstanding. If you're ever SD way it's a must try.
The fat hairy plumber had to get Chinese hooker Ming Li REALLY REALLY drunk to get her to fuck him. Thats what those pics remind me of. She looks like a mail order bride. Poor dear
NoAnjl | 10.06.06 - 2:25 pm | #
Well done!
Hey Corona, I'm "thirsty" too!!!!!!!!
Karl Strauss makes a good hefeweisen
Paulaner, you can't go wrong with the monk's brew.
DUDE - that's okay. We've got a babysitter tonight. It's all good.
NoAnjl | 10.06.06 - 2:25 pm | #
good for you, have fun
Way to skunk the beer, honey!
i take it with the lime
They put the lime in the bottles to keep flys out.
You think mexican beers taste like piss? have you tried a Miller or any of those? yuck!
I guess it all comes to your own personal taste but I'll try one of those you mentioned just to see what they're all about.
Corona is my favorite drink!
"Grind it in deeper"
How clever. How edgy.
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Way to skunk the beer, honey!
Deb | 10.06.06 - 2:40 pm | #
LOL I was just thinking how "skunky beer" will now have a new meaning!!!
i thought that was lindsay in the first picture.
Chick looks a bit like Michelle Branch. But perhaps that's just one of my fantasies run amok
LOL I was just thinking how "skunky beer" will now have a new meaning!!!
sarah
I knew a girl who had to have a bottle removed at the emergency room. Once it was in there, it created a suction and it could not be removed. The doctors had to drill a hole in the bottom to break the suction and get the dang bottle out. No joke.
Carli | 10.06.06 - 1:08 pm | #
is this the same hospital where lemonjello and orangello were born?
"Grind it in deeper"
How clever. How edgy.
brent | 10.06.06 - 5:01 pm | #
why do they keep selling to men? what about women?
"grind it in deeper".
I get the sexual reference- for sure
But "grind it in deeper"?
is that a reference to the lime in the neck of the bottle?
The ad sorta reminds me of "The Ring".
why do they keep selling to men? what about women?
Nita | 10.06.06 - 7:55 pm | #
Because they know women are too smart to drink Corona. Am I the only one in the room that likes Singha, Newcastle Brown Ale, and that Chinese one I can't think of?
Always with the lime... isn't that what they call a stinger?
I prefer grinding with a Perrier bottle myself, but that is just me.
This is just vulgar and makes me want to boycott this shit.
I had the Tour of Italy platter at Olive Garden last night and looked just like this in the booth.
It was beautiful, that and the unlimited breadsticks and salad ...Larry Flynt rolled by the table and took test shots with his phone for the Thanksgiving issue..it was quite bountiful.
WHYYY
this is hot!
Nita-ROFL-Too funny. Good one! =)
In the first picture, the girl kinda looks like Michelle Branch.
i think it looks like michelle branch. not a very good campaign though!
Carli | 10.06.06 - 1:08 pm | #
I always wonder if the ER people close the door and laugh hysterically at people with these problems. The porcupine-rapist is my favorite.
Nita | 10.06.06 - 7:55 pm | #
Some businesses do equal stuff, but even then, the sexual marketing is aimed at men. (Look at the different NutriSystem commercials)
filth.
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