Ewww Katie looks terrible... she needs to reign those boobs in.
That is quite the rack that Katie is dragging around with her.
Nah. Katie looks great!!
Posh looks like Anna Wintour....Sort of like Katie's dress....Even though her boobs are being smashed....Almost forgot....POD PEOPLE!!....Where's "soccer booty"?....with the kids?
those bodyguards are hot!
And those sunglasses so do not go with that dress.
check out the boobies on Kate
Forgot to put "justagoof" on post that included "soccer booty"....Anyway....Who's that chick behind Katie with the shades?....One of those "Science Handlers"?
Now this duo HAS to be the new odd couple. Katie seems so awkward while Posh struts her stuff, as usual.
I wonder if Posh picked out Katie's outfit.
And Posh, smile, sweetie. You were a lot sexier before all of the plastic surgery. You gonna try for that little girl next year? I know you want one.
beanie -- you took the words right outta my mouth! a ball gown and huge sunglasses? it's like she's playing dressup in mommy's closet.
I bet Katie's neclace is a tracking device for Tom.
It certainly doesn't fit with the dress, she must be wearing it for a reason.
and why is that hippie dude taking a pic of that guy's back?
Oh just thought of something.... Shouldn't she be with Suri and not out and about with her "BFF" Posh because of breastfeeding issues or something like that? Or do the Scientologists offer wetnurses for their followers?
She needs some serious jewels on her neck....Too much space between her head and the dress.
OK this is the 3rd day and the LAST time I am gonna say it...
TAKE OFF THOSE RIDICULOUS SUNGLASSES!
That's it..I am fuelin the jet and going to Paris and slapping those things off her face.
You are right MK..they must just meet in the lobby etc...LOL
Oh and do they NOT have hair people in Paris? That's like an 8K dress.. brush your goddamn hair! Use some product...or something...its like she's never been off a damn farm or something!
And where is Jose Eber at?....Katie needs to do something with that hair.
i doubt she's breastfeeding. l ron recommends some barley based baby formula.
Why? *weeping*
Rio and Vampira 
Notice in the first photo how Posh is about to open her sweater/coat?....In the next photo of her....TITS!!
patty cake | Homepage | 10.07.06 - 3:48 pm | #
Those aren't regular sunglasses those are hypnoglasses. That's how Tom Tom keeps his Katy Kat in line when he's not around.
vampira | 10.07.06 - 3:48 pm | #
Figures... from what I understand he was into jizz feeding though.
I know Tom and his minions have taken over Katies life and all...but still...does she not have any friends of her own...women her age usually have friends carried over from childhood and she seems like she was relatively normal before this circus started...I do not know Katie and I probably never will...but Posh does not seem like the type of friend she would have chosen on her own .
Soggy boobs. Wear a good bra, Katie.
There two are overrated now. What are their talents again?
hey patty cake, swing by la on your jet and pick me up, okay? just a little outta your way.
I saw something on tv....According to people who have known her....She has not spoken to any of her friends that she use to have before "Tammy" took over her life.
Kate,s dress is freakin' ridiculous!! And those heavey clonking looking pumps are all wrong for that fug gown.
I just don't get it. Why didn't she bring Suri and Tom? Isn't Paris the same city, that Tom asked her to marry him? Why not make it a family trip? I guess the Jolie Pitt's just do that......
YANKEES LOSE 
rotten egg -- i can't remember, but right now they're neck and neck for the biggest zombie on the planet.
they dont even look like theyre going to the same place! god, katie-hire a stylist!
she strikes again, Katies fashion sense is non existant, she looks ridiculous allowing her shaggy bobs to spill out of that dress......bad bad bad.
I'm pickin all you gals up and we are gonna storm the Paris shows and rip off all their sunglasses, purses, jewelry, 100K gift cards and then jet back to the Olive Garden and PARTY!!!
AND beanpuffmasacre...I dont care...he'll have to use the locket for now....
I really don't think Katie is breastfeeding, just take a look at her boobs.
I can't stand them anymore, specially the fembot cruise. Her hair is hideous so how the fuck does she have the courage to go out in public like that? that's beyond me. I only wonder how's she going to look in her "wedding day".
Suri is getting clear in a sauna in Palm desert..now stop you are creating interference with your negativity....
Go to justjared.com, they have yesterdays pictures of Katie there, and again another fashion gaffe....she is just helpless!
Babies dont need their mothers...mothers need their mothers...now read your level 5 book and shhhhh
Rio and Vampira
patty cake | Homepage | 10.07.06 - 3:50 pm
Do you mean that's us? Cuz if so, which one am I?
PATTY CAKE....FREE BREADSTICKS!!
OakRaiderFan | 10.07.06 - 3:57 pm | #
Oh JFC!!!! Get off of it already! This is not a thread about BAMZS. Its loser trolls like you who make this main page less fun by the fucking day. If you love their sainted asses so much please go to JJ and stay there where you fucking belong. Either stay on topic or get off here completely.
Posh doesnt have friends...she has clothes
"biggest zombie on the planet"??
She sure is, isn't she? I'm really curious about their real agenda. I can only guess they love the new publicity they are getting, even IF it's bad.
It looks like Katie has been getting mothering lessons from Posh. Lesson number one..."that is what the hired help is for"
patty cake | Homepage | 10.07.06 - 4:03 pm | #
And I'm sure if her clothes could talk even they would tell us they can't stand her plastic ass!
huh which one am I? I'm on the slow bus....RIO????
ENDLESS SALAD...
The Tour of Italy platter!!!
and BEER
Rio -- LMAO. Can I pick? Who the fuck would I choose?
Size -2
her clothes are starving...they need Olive Garden
vampira | 10.07.06 - 4:05 pm | #
Did I miss something?
Oh I get it..you guys hash it out...I'm driving the get away car and running interference with security...
but I get at least one gift card and I get to stamp the fuck out of those sunglasses!
rotten egg | 10.07.06 - 3:59 pm | #
Like a prisoner at Abau Greb(sp?)
OK I guess I'd be Katie cuz it's hard to undo the plasticity that is Posh.
patty cake, Rio thought your shout out was a labeling of the pic!
patty cake | Homepage | 10.07.06 - 4:08 pm | #
I'm ripping that fucking necklace off of her neck... I hate tracking devices.
VAMPIRA! I will hunt your ass down if you say you get to be Katie's left sag-o-matic! LOL!
Patti - I was kidding. And it fell flat. Much like Katie's jacked-up hooters!
Is it 4:30 yet?
We can smack the shit out of at least one other celebutard while we are there..Peaches Geldof or some twit like that..but the main aim is to get the goods, fly back and party at the Olive...got it?
oh, you were labeling the boobies? I'm on the damn short bus too!!
I gotta go clean the bathroom before my BF gets home..its the one thing I said I would do this week...ba ha ha ah cya guys later'
xoxoxoxoxo
That ugly prom/bridesmaid gown from the mall is really getting on my nerves. She has all that beard money and THAT"S what she wears??? In Paris?! With Posh looking so Anna Wintour?? She's a freaking idiot.
Wooooow 
That's it. I'm flummoxed.
Rio -- you east coast? just 20 more minutes (the clock in here is a wee fast i've noticed)
bye patty, have fun with the toilet
I don't care about these two but MK can you take that stupid flashing banner down at the top???
muah xox
I wonder where Posh and Katie are going? To the Alien Ball?
Vampira, yes. Andover, Mass. And this now marks 17 mins till I can leave this hellhole, round up my husband and have a few cocktails!
beanpuffmassacre | 10.07.06 - 4:02 pm |
I was just asking a question, honey. It's all good. I didn't know I was being a troll. And FUCK! I know B/A aren't saints! Calm down......
YANKEES LOSE
andover mass sounds pretty.
I hear that David Beckham is "interested" in scientology. You know that's the only reason why Katie's allowed to be friends with Posh!
beanpuffmassacre | 10.07.06 - 4:02 pm | #
And I believe I WAS on topic....
YANKEES LOSE
Katies tits need some uplift.
Girls, Nicole Ritchie called, she wants her shades back
Parts of it are, yes. Just not where I live. LOL And I am out in 4 (count them) FOUR minutes!
Katie is certainly no Nicole.if she thinks becoming involved with Tom will do for her what it did for Nicole ,she is delusional.
OakRaiderFan | 10.07.06 - 4:26 pm | #
Everything is just BAMZS with your ass
its old and no one cares about them but you. Give it up and move on....
looks like a soiree from "eyes wide shut." But katie's playing grownup so leave her be.
I dunno if someone has already mentioned this, and sorry if so..
..but Katie looks a little Downsy in these pics.
beanpuffmassacre | 10.07.06 - 4:34 pm | #
*yawn*
YANKEES LOSE
Where's David aka "soccer booty" during all of this?
I think katie looks great for all the crap shes been going through for the last couple of years.I know it's been said a million times already,but I wish she would just up and leave Toms' crazy ass.Pleeeaze,Katie leave him,if not for you, then for Suri!!
Her parents need to hire some deprogrammers and have them snatch her and the baby....Seriously....I'm concerned that this poor girl may just snap one day.
is it already time for the academy awards? where else would they be going dressed like that?
Katie's boobs have turned to flab. Nasty.
Even in that dress Kate looks like she's carrying around 10 pound testicles.
If I may chime in on BAMZS,
ORF -- I thot the whole Brad and Angie hook-up was shady. I had mild dislike. It turned into massive dislike when I went on JJ once, posted a rational different point-of-view and some special BAMZSER told me that my dad must have raped me growing up.
katie is trying to look glam but she really looks like a shitty sham.
rotfl
OakRaiderFan | 10.07.06 - 4:36 pm | #
You are such a sad little loser stuck in your sad little delusional world.
I bet you're the kind of psycho that cuts out pics of your golden gods and hangs them on your bedroom walls. Keep dreaming... and never darken my doorstep again. I will never acknowledge you again. Retards such as yourself are no longer worth my time.
where the hell is Suri? they just popped her out to take pictures now she's back into the pod?
sorry, but have to say that: why does katie get into a posh dress, goes out everyday in so many different and stylish clothes.....just to wear dark sunglasses?
that doesnt go together, either you wanna be seen or you dont wear attention clothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
even i with my low budget wallet have more brains.
sorry again
vampira | 10.07.06 - 4:51 pm | #
Damn what a bunch of loser assholes.
money can't buy class or good taste.
Katie looks like a stuffed sausage in that huge dress. Doesn't she have a full length mirror in her suite?
Posh looks great. A little plastic-like, but at least she looks together.
never, never, never!
i am upset, i really am.
only, and we are talking movues, wear shades in ny at tiffanys!
audrey did it and it looked good...on her
beanpuffmassacre | 10.07.06 - 4:54 pm | #
Well we agree on something: Your no longer worth my time either.......
beanie -- I believe her name was Cliniqua. That freak must be the scariest patient in her psych ward.
When this girl is old, she is truly going to know what regret is
oh my, the next brangelina post will be especially chilly. mk, got any new bamzs in india pics?
tallulah -- word!
Anonymous -- clever girl!
POPSUGAR has some pictures of Katie shopping for Suri without, Posh.
YANKEES LOSE 
The boobie fairy has landed but they are not too attractive in that dress.
Can't we all just get along?
vampira | 10.07.06 - 5:04 pm | #
Vamps the Oaklandraider ho is the one who told me about Jennifer Anniston wanting Matthew McConagay's ass. I hate Brangelina loons. I think they're all a bunch of deranged cutters and incest survivors who visit their rage on anyone who doesn't agree with them.
Back in LA- Tom is getting fucked up the ass by a rent boy. While his mother breaks and burns all of her old Christmas decorations.....Suri lays alone in her nursey turning into a ferrell baby. FREAKS!!!!!!!!
beanpuffmassacre | 10.07.06 - 5:08 pm |
I guess I am worth your time.
It's just a blog honey, calm down......
Note to Katie:
1- You are no Jakie O. get rid of the fugly glasses
2- Money will never buy class, stop trying so hard.
beanie -- i may or may not have read that one. ORF -- do you Honestly believe she'd wanna hit that? she doesn't need to get with another gay dude. i was never a huge fan but i feel bad for her ass.
And that babyshopping oufit is ponderous.
Anonymous -- 'feral' *ducks and runs*
dark glasses hide dead eyes
nice rack! lol
She is missing a purse, a pashmina or something similar for her shoulders and some brain cells.
vampira | 10.07.06 - 5:20 pm | #
No. Just some more BS.
YANKEES ARE LOSING 
Thank you vamp-yes I meant feral baby
She's got one of those VF pics of Suri in her locket. No shit. Check it out on Freekatie: http://p102.ezboard.com/
ffreekat...icID=3099.topic
I can just see her, cutting it out of the magazine with her manicure scissors. Pathetic.
Suri is back at the Scientology center being groomed for world domination. By this time Katie will have met with an untimely "accident" and Tom will be by Suri's side with that big creepy smile of his.
We will all rue the day Katie signed that contract to be Tom's beard...
or will ferrell could be the dad.....
Jeeze Louise | Homepage | 10.07.06 - 5:26 pm | #
I just saw that! Hey she's "proud" of her daughter!
YANKEES ARE LOSING
thanks jeeze, i wondered what was in the locket -- a picture or ground up pills.
I wonder if Tom, gave her the locket.
Oh well. At least she can stop pretending the picture frame people are her family now that she's got the VF photos.
ORF, i must say that is not a flattering pic of brad. you are a fan, no?
MILKBOOBS! YUMMMMMMMMM
vampira | 10.07.06 - 5:36 pm | #
A fan yes, a loon, no. 
I'm sure people are going to say it's the same thing. *hides in the corner*
Sheen Sucks | 10.07.06 - 5:40 pm | #
Fetish freak
Tom Cruise: "Kate you are a woman, go be the ultimate woman with Posh and while you are pretending to like her, make sure she joins our cult... now remeber you are a woman not a girl.... wear Chanel and YSL like you mean it..."
DAMN! I need one of mishma's cocktails! The YANKEES probably will be playing golf tomorrow.
Totally O/T. Aren't Dodgers/Mets playing today? If so what time?
I enjoy the occasional duel as long as I'm not the dueler. I think I need to police my own spelling on that one.
vampira | 10.07.06 - 5:45 pm | #
Yes they are: 5:00PST.
It is extremely difficult to enter a JACKASS into a THOROUGHBRED'S race, and KATIE should pack her old woman clothes, get off of the PARIS track and get her ass home. She is now a ZOMBI under the spell of SCIENTOLOGY, and is on a mission to recruit POSH and her quick footed husband.
ORF -- not a Dodger fan? Aren't you in SoCal?
ALL SHOOK UP -- how many vodkas today love?
no
Katie is working that shit!!! That bitch is fierce
why are they wearing sunglasses? katie looks retarded with an evening gown AND shades
you'd think that hangin with posh would make her look less like a weirdo, but nope
vampira | 10.07.06 - 5:50 pm | #
Dodgers are cool, but I've always been a DIE HARD Yankee fan ever since I was little. And yes, I'm in So Cal. My dream of a subway series, is slowly fading away.
I wish MK would post the POPSUGAR pictures of Katie shopping.
yeah yankees are suckin ass today.
SOFTNESS1 -- thanks for the chuckle!
Vampire, how did you know? Now let me seeeee
Seriously when you peel back all the layers, this is one fucked up sitution.
Tell me again how did a Spice Girl and Joey become bestest friends? Posh is going to sell this shit to Hello Magazine.
Shame on Katies family for not getting her some help. This is going to end ugly!
Its all shits and giggles til someone gets hurt!
God. So Tom Cruise says to the media last week something along the lines of he is interested in seeing Kate get her figure back and now he's enlisted Victoria Beckham to bolster Katie's celebrity image by squiring her around to these fashion events? Does he think that Posh Spice really has that much cache? That talentless alien toothpick? Katie looks like an moose next to her. Maybe he thinks that if Katie is in proximity to Victoria enough some sort of weird scientological osmosis will occur and Katie will shrink 8 sizes, sprout some robo-tits and learn how to dress.
That controlling psycho dwarf needs to worry about his own image and let his wife not worry about hers.
Katie, not a good dress for you. You are too tall for that dress, no matter how much it cost. What is up with the sunglasses? We know who you are stupid.
Her parents need to hire some deprogrammers and have them snatch her and the baby....Seriously....I'm concerned that this poor girl may just snap one day.
justagoof | 10.07.06 - 4:45 pm | #
I wonder why they haven't???
I honestly feel that the DWARF thinks that he is still running the show in HOLLYWOOD, and he is unaware that he has become somewhat of a joke. Sending a woman that is not even his wife, and has a daughter that is not his by blood to Paris as kinda good will AMBASSADOR is yet a bigger joke.
Those two are obviously not "friends" I'd never let my friend leave the hotel looking like that.
Katie's sagbags disgust me.
Oh no ORF, ok, *mixing up deadly concoction with unknown alcohol all snashed together*
God. So Tom Cruise says to the media last week something along the lines of he is interested in seeing Kate get her figure back and now he's enlisted Victoria Beckham to bolster Katie's celebrity image by squiring her around to these fashion events?Solaera | 10.07.06 - 6:09 pm | #
your entire post was dead on. i wish tom cruise -- and scientology -- would back the fuck off katie.
and who needs more proof tom is gay, gay, gay? a woman with that body and those knockers, and he's telling her she needs to get her figure back? what the fuck is wrong with him??? what else is he telling her, to make her cover herself up all those times?
what a supreme jackass.
I heard they are hanging out together because their husbands are hanging out together because Tom Cruise is starring in a new biopic "Bendover for Beckham" to be released Fall of 2007 by KY Studios
How come Katie is never with Suri? The only photo I've seen of mother and daughter is from the staged Vanity Fair publicity stunt.
When I had my first little one, you couldn't pry us apart with a crowbar for the first year and a half.
Creepy.
"Does he think that Posh Spice really has that much cache?"
over there, the beckhams are huge.
they are the european version of brad pitt and angelina jolie.
over here, the beckhams are newsworthy but not front page news.
obviously, the scientologists are attempting to raise their profile over there.
too much cleavage for the gown, ms homes is wearing- sunglasses look strange too.
Of course they are not friends, and probably never will be. However I am sure that the phoney stories and pictures will fetch big bucks, and grab the headlines. Tom is no longer the king of Hollywood, and all of this shit is for publicity. Katie is to far gone to be concerned about.
Maybe they are seeing what it's like on the other side of the fence. I wonder who the "guy" and who the "girl" would be in this relationship?
i'm sure it's all about getting the beckhams to join the co$ because they're huge celebs in england
I like what you are wearing this week Katie.
Nero, for some reason I feel that KATIE is the guy, and POSH is the girl in this relationship
Oh yeah Posh is the girl for sure. Kate is the dude.
celebrity hater | Homepage | 10.07.06 - 6:50 pm | #
Actually no one in England could give a shit about Becks anymore since he no longer plays for the English team. He's considered to be too old and washed up. The Scientologist can have him and Posh and keep them.
There is no doubt in my mind that Katie's mission is to recruit the Beckhams. People without fame or fortune, there does not appear to be much activity with the Scientology folks recruiting program.
Beanie, I agree with you, and it appears to be the same in this country in reference to the DWARF.
(POSH + KATIE) are they a couple now?? 
Posh is acting like she always acts. She is dressing like normal and snubbing the fans and Paps like she always does. Posh is who she is.
KATIE on the other hand is SO totally out of her element she'd probably like to curl up in the fetal position and die.
There is NO WAY that katie has the fashion sense to pick out these cothes on her own.
I'd venture to say that Tom hired "people" to meet Katie at the hotel with a certain style of clothing in her size and dress her.
All styles of how Tom thinks she should be dressing.
SICK SICK SICK SICK
Katie's got vagina arms.
You can dress her up but she just doesn't have it
Does Katie think she's royalty now?
All hail the alien queen.
Katie may be the guy, but Posh gives the orders. She rules!
With Katies new wardrobe and well Tom's issues, the new house better have lots of closet space.
i have a son he's 4 yrs now and i never ever left by his side when he was as young as suri is now . what kind of mother leaves her child and plays dress up with posh and if that child has a normal father it would a little bit ok but suri has a crayz midget father. i really feel sorry for suri her mom is stupid and dumb and her dad is gay midget cult follower crayz man suri has no hope at all.
Is Katie is really happy??? I wonder!
It seem like she can't go anywhere with out Tom or Posh...SAD
So.. lemme get this right. Katie left her 4 month old baby at home to go to Paris?
Ok, that's weird. I'd never have left my new baby at home to go play in Europe.
what ever | 10.07.06 - 7:48 pm | #
ITAWU
Also, Katie does not look like a moose next to Posh. Posh is so anorexic and tiny anyone would look big next to her.
i think that katie is sizzlin
If you like her droopy old sag-bags, more power to you.
Lauren B. | 10.07.06 - 7:51 pm | #
I agree a normal mother wouldn't leave her child home alone but Kate has no choice since Crazy prob made her go.
ps- there is no way that baby in VF was 3 months old.
Also, Katie does not look like a moose next to Posh. Posh is so anorexic and tiny anyone would look big next to her.
Lauren B. | 10.07.06 - 7:53 pm | #
That was my point. Pairing Katie with the poster child for anorexia right after making vaguely veiled comments to the media about her weight is bizarre. It sends the message that he would like Katie to emulate Victoria. Yeah, a real role model there. Barf-o.
I don't even have words to describe how much I loathe that pushy little egomaniacal chihuahua.
Does Katie think she's going to a prom?
Katie's breasts look like two little adobo's (and it's making me hungry) and my bet is that Tom finds her breasts disgusting since they're so womanly.
Also what woman in her right mind leaves her tiny baby behind so much? I find no maternal qualities in her whatsoever. Jesus Christ, even Courtney Love seems more motherly than this drugged out zombie.
katie's nipples look like they are about to spill out..what a stupid bitch in a ridiculous gown. posh looks a lot better - palstic face but at least she looks polished...
Katie should be awarded with the worse mother award....jet setting without her young baby...
just die already with your faggot tom cruiser
Am I gay or since when do sunglasses go wtih evening gowns? I think the locket and shades are a cry for help!
wtf with those sunglasses??
I guess the Cruiser won't permit the child-bearing woman to wear a bodice that fits. Either that, or the drugs impair her shopping ability.
And since she never shows off her boobs when the Cruiser is around, I'm betting he's grossed out by a woman's body -- hence the turtlenecks. And as Nita said, it's not like she's a bloated cow with a stairway of double chins -- by "get her figure back," he probably means "lose the hips and boobs, so you look like a boy."
But what the hell is with the sunglasses? Is she trying to hide the circles?
And I guess we finally have the answer of what that little gold thing on her neck is -- not a medal, but a locket. Ten to one, the Cruiser gave it to her with a posed pic of himself.
KatiE (NOT KATE) is the beard of the gay midget dwarf. Suri is a robot character rented from the Celebrity Center and Tom Cruise is a joke. She needs to be deprogrammed. Where are Katie'ss parents????
title should be: They Strike OUT Again!
poor Kate, I know she's breast feeding and all, but man she looks like a jolly green giant next to nasty posh
The sunglasses are so no one will recgonize them.
And I guess we finally have the answer of what that little gold thing on her neck is -- not a medal, but a locket. Ten to one, the Cruiser gave it to her with a posed pic of himself.
Seven | 10.07.06 - 8:57 pm | #
Hah, nope! It's got one of the VF Suri pics in it! Katie had to use a magazine pic in her locket!
http://p102.ezboard.com/
ffreekat...icID=3099.topic
HI everyone, Baby Suri here,
My Katie mommy went to Fashion week in ole GAY Paris'. My Tom daddy is in his room with Katie mommys personal trainer. They are practicing some new exercises to teach my Katie mommy.
My nanny mommy is holding me and telling me stories about a man they said is my Uncle Ron.
My brother and sister are at the park. They are always at the park. When I get bigger, I will get to go to the park too. I really don't want to stay there alone like my brother and sister have to so.
Will someone please take those stupid sunglasses off of my Katie mommys face. She is always wearing them. UGH!
I mean, ya know, it's not like they are ROSE color glasses or anything. SHEESE!
Get over Posh and Katie Holmes! We get it, they're ridiculous, they look like lesbians, enough already. The joke was funny the first time.
Katie Holmes is the most average looking woman in Hollywood.
When is the GMD going to accecpt that the public is on to his game? I mean really.....No sane person other than the idiot8 over at "wekisstomsvirginass.com" believe this for a second. This is a contact pure and simple.
The joke is not over you idiot. Their weird situation will be funny for a long time.
Those two are obviously not "friends" I'd never let my friend leave the hotel looking like that.
Anonymous | 10.07.06 - 6:26 pm | #
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That is true, I wouldn't either!
Those two are obviously not "friends" I'd never let my friend leave the hotel looking like that.
Anonymous | 10.07.06 - 6:26 pm | #
Friends don't let friends dress like Katie Holmes!!!
Remember folks Tom says that she is called Kate now :/
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mishma | 10.07.06 - 6:36 pm | #
Mishma, I REALLY need that cocktail now.
I can't get those pictures of her locket, out of my mind.
YANKEES FUCKING LOSE George is shitting bricks as we blog.
natasha | Homepage | 10.07.06 - 9:59 pm | #
Yep. There is no "I" in "Kate".
maybe Tom'll get run over by a semi
maybe Tom'll get run over by a semi
hey | 10.07.06 - 10:17 pm | #
Wouldn't that be a hoot! As he is secretly planning Katies untimely demise, he gets knocked off.
The only good thing I can say about RoboKate is that she´s showing some skin. The bad thing is that she forgot to get a good bra. Her dress is something Sarah Jessica Parker would use (not a compliment).
Run, Katie, Run!
Spit out the koolaid and RUN!!!
Too bad Kate is not with a man who can enjoy her delightful rack.
Does Katie think she's going to a prom?
Angie | 10.07.06 - 8:13 pm | #
I think so.
mk, u got it all wrong, they eat out each other's box's then walk down the red carpet....im so sick of seeing these two rugmunchers....
She was wearing a nursing bra early after Suri was born, but probably isn't nursing now. Most American babies are not nursed.
I think Posh looks great to be honest, but Katie reaaaally needs to do something about that hair.
I think Posh looks great to be honest, but Katie reaaaally needs to do something about that hair.
brandy alexander | 10.07.06 - 11:36 pm | #
Posh always looks great! That is who she is. She is very well put together and comfortable in this kind of setting.
hahahaha.. she looks like she's going to the prom circa 1988. And those glasses..geesh.
Boobs!
Yeah, Katie looks like white trash going to the prom. She needs to take some style tips from Posh...
Where's Sugarpie?
Oh girl, get a stylist who knows how to prop your boobs already! You're in Paris, get one of those custom-made bras Oprah talks about. There is no excuse for that ill-fitting bodice. If you want to be Miss Couture do it right please.
P.S. Kate Cruise, if you have big boobs & big shoulders don't attempt strapless. It's all in "What Not to Wear".
Tom probably wanted Katie to be far far away so that those weird scientologist freaks could perform some kind of horrible experiments or do freaky scientology shit to her. I feel more sorry for Suri than I do for Britney Spears kids and that says alot.
OMG, Tom is totally doing Beck's while these two run distraction.
so tired of tomkat. tired of the dwarf. a movie of his came on the tv the other day and I ran out of the room screaming. no, not really, I just changed the channel.
oh, and whomever was having a little spat, don't! what good are we if we can't even band together to make fun of the shits that deserve it! everybody fucking has those shades! I'm tired of those shades.
Katie visibly doesn't know what she's doing.
it's nothing
it's business
Katie Katie what's become of you?
It's like she's 16 pretending to be Jackie Onasis.
What good is it to gain the world but loose your soul? Or something like that.
I think sometimes "they" are pushed way beyond their limit!!
duh..? I am talking about the boobs! :|
I'm thinking this whole trip with Alien Beckham is staged damage control- She has been smiling in every picture & there are so many of them- too contrived- "see how happy and normal Katie is- she's not a prisoner, she can go out without Tiny Tom dragging her around, etc..." blah blah blah
seriously tho, where the hell is suri? i've never seen either one of them with that child, and it makes no damn sense...
i mean, they could even have a scientology nurse with them all the damn time, anything so that the baby can be with her for once, jesus.
on another note, its hard to believe that she's still in her 20's...selling your soul to the devil just sucks the life right out of you, huh katie?
posh isn't worth commenting on...her manorexic fugliness has scared me speechless.
So what. they are leaving the house. That's not news. I don't care what those idiots are wearing.
brandy alexander | 10.07.06 - 11:36 pm | #
Scientology babies are NEVER nursed.
they strike again...and .... look r- - God - damn - diculous - together.
Interesting how in every picture Katie has that "reboot system now" smile on her face.
She was wearing a nursing bra early after Suri was born, but probably isn't nursing now. Most American babies are not nursed.
brandy alexander | 10.07.06 - 11:36 pm | #
because americans are on too drugs, and moms are fearful of putting that stuff in their baby's system? or what?
OMG...Karen Carpenter is alive and well and walking 2 paces behind katIe in the first pic.
Katie is posessed....looks strange...not my idea of Glamour. Wanne-be. i hope she fizzles, she's on my nerves.
she makes Posh seem normal.
With the glasses and hair, Katie seems like she's trying to channel Meg White. We all know Meg could whoop a Katie's ass.
Katie looks like she's wearing an old, ill-fitting prom gown ... she looks like a big breasted linebacker.
Like little gloria said above, Clinton and Stacey from What Not to Wear would have a field day with this outfit.
A thought fluttered into my head. Breast milk. How long can breast milk stay fresh in the frig? Is it some kind of super juice that lasts for eons, or does it curdle and clot quickly?
Although my question is borderline "off topic", the judges have ruled it admissible due to all the milk boob comments.
Ewwwwwww, clotted boob juice!
Is it just me or does Robo-Kate set back women like 50 years? Danm, what a submissive bitch!
katie pisses me off, and i'm not sure why
K is so fucking stupid, she's a robot. and for what, a man who doesn't even like coochie!
what kind of mother is never with her infant child?
To Do list for Katie-Kate
- get your hair styled
- get a tan
- STOP wearing dresses that emphasize your physical abnormalities.
- STOP wearing heels - you're ALREADY an Amazon freak.
- STOP wearing the ridiculous "I'm important" sunglasses to hide your dark circles.
- wear clothes that are age appropriate. One day it's a prom dress...then a Talbots ensemble.
- take care of your FAKE, RENTED baby.
- get rid of your closet-flamer husband - preferably kill him.
- stop taking those mind-control zombie Scientology 'vitamins'.
- admit yourself to either a nunnery or a looney farm.
- stop with the overly faked smiles -they are beyond sickening.
I'll bet Nicole Kidman is laughing her ass off at this!
Geez, could Katie look any more disgusted in the second pic? She should be glad that someone is asking for her autograph.
Why a ball gown and shades. That dress doesn't fit well at all. Her fashion mentor is slipping.
Katie needs to be deprogramed and fast.
Titties!!! Thanks Tom for being so gay and sharing. Bitch needs a raise.
You will never be Nicole, Katie, no matter how many fags you marry!
First of all...
whats wrong with leaving a kid with the other parent to go to Paris of all places and do Fashion Week?
I actually think she needed a break to get away...and from Tom and do something on her own and the baby isnt going to be in therapy over it.
When you are with a baby day in and day out,if you got a free trip to Bumfuck Egypt.....you would do the same if your husband said...hey honey,go ahead and have a good time.
Grow up people,its not a month...its a few days! and she will be jet lagged for it too.
My 20 year old son doesnt seem to remember me going to Cancun with my Mother for 4 days when he was 4 months old.
I felt guilty as shit,however I have 1 of the funniest stories to remember my Mother by- the 'mini bar' guy showed up to check on it and walked into our room when she was stark naked.
I will never forget the screaming!!
And thats from the mini bar guy.....I always told her to put her clothes on this wasnt a nudist colony....
2 ROBOTS GOING TO THE PROM
Is that necklace supposed to be her monitoring chip?
i guess since tom isn't around to be disgusted by katie's girly parts, she is taking the opportunity to expose her boobs...not exactly a wise choice....
I personally don't mind her in heels as it lengthens the legs (makes them appear slimmer). But the shoulders, please, I have never seen anyone shlump around the way Katie does. Please someone help this woman to carry herslelf better. She will be a bent over old woman by the time she is 40 if she doesn't do something now.
Just because a person is tall doesn't mean they should lower themselves to everyone elses level. Walk tall or is the bumpkin just too strong of a force in her?????
I guess money can buy you clothes and everything that makes for a care-free life, but it can't buy you class. Is it only me or does she remind anyone else of Eliza Doolittle (My Fair Lady) but failing miserably. Audrey Hepburn she is not.......... Dorothy maybe?
love, your mother | 10.08.06 - 1:01 pm | #
I think you meant "abbey." A nunnery is old world slang for a whorehouse. And isn't she already whoring herself for $cientology?
BEANPUFFMASSACRE you are way off. I've been on DListed a long time, and OakRaiderFan is neither a BAMZS "freak" or a loon. You were just being a stright up asshole. ORF always stays on topic, and I've never even seen anyone hate on them before. I'm convinced you have ORF confused with someone else. I know what you mean about the stereotypical BAMZS fan, but seriously, ORF aint like that at all.
The Ambiguously Goth Duo.
sooo.. the alterations people were off when she bought that gown? wtf, the bust is 2 sizes too small..
For your enjoyment (or not), these are more pics (and more fashion faux-pas i'm afraid) from Katie of late:
..at Karl Lagerfeld VIP Party
http://katieholmes.com/gallery/t...s.php?
album=619
..shopping for Suri in Paris
http://katieholmes.com/gallery/t...s.php?
album=618
..leaving Ritz Hotel in Paris
http://katieholmes.com/gallery/t...s.php?
album=617
..at Chanel fashion show
http://katieholmes.com/gallery/t...s.php?
album=616
..at YSL show
http://katieholmes.com/gallery/t...s.php?
album=615
..out and about in Paris
http://katieholmes.com/gallery/t...s.php?
album=614
..out in LA
http://katieholmes.com/gallery/t...s.php?
album=613
enjoy!
They live such an important life.
They are taking the world by storm. Deal with it.
judging by the back and forth between OaklandRaiderFan and Beanpuffmassacre its clear who has class.
Guess again , Beano
p.s. the Yanks let me down this year, the bastids.
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