When was that camcorder new? 1982?
Tom is such a good man....and sooo cute.
Katie is sooo lucky!!
Good to see Tom out and about now that he has is back on track career wise.
don't you guys know a thetan blaster when you see one?
He got man boobs in the sweater?
I thought it was a cop radar. Tom seems the type.
Katie is shining on another continent.
Tom is cool and confident as always here.
They really are a super couple.
BTW Where is their fucking baby?
Their baby is not even going to know who they are they seem to spend so little time with it.
Only gay men were there sweater's that tight. What a fag !!!
Isn't he in the area where Lance, McConogay, and Jakey like to exercise? LMAO at the "Alien Spunk" MK.
Where's Suri?
HE'S SO MACHO!!
Tom is A Fucking FAAAT ASSS PIG.
He is BALOONING UP.
If his Hair Plugs fall out and he takes off his shirt he will look like a fucking Whale.
That is why he is looking sooo SHORT recently because he is balooning Up.
Fat Out of Shape Fucking balding Moron.
This Guy is Such a Stupid fucking FAAAAAAT Moron.
Thetans, Space Alient blah blah blah what a IDIOT!!!!!!
This guy is A FUCKING DOORKNOB
That thing looks like a missile launcher. And wear an undershirt when you got manboobs for chrissake.
When is Xenu gonna beam this fat midget up?
He can probably see KatIE in Paris with that ginormous lens. He's just checking up her her to make sure she drinks her Kool-Aid.
Tom is the shit.. Nevermind what anybody says about him.. I just love him
her her = on her.
Tom Cruise is a FAAAT DORK.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What a fat fucking dork.
He is a Gay, Little FAAAAT Man.
GAY FAT, CREEPY & STUPID: Tom Cruiser
SOFTNESS1 | 10.09.06 - 12:20 pm | #
I agree, Tom is shit.
When the person you're seen hanging around the most is your mom you know you're gay
Softness Loves a FAAAT, CREEPY, HAIRPLUGGED, DORKY GAY MAN
Girls?! That's his mother on the left.
"Oooooh, I'm Tom Cruise! I'm in action movies! I'm dangerous, even though this gun is bigger than I am! And Lance Armstrong thinks it's sooo sexy!"
Serious man boobage too. Much more, and he'll need an A-cup bra.
Lola | Homepage | 10.09.06 - 12:23 pm | #
That makes it even worse. That woman is just as creepy as he is... plus, it just makes him look even gayer.
I'm starting to wonder if he takes hormones or something. Every time I see him, he looks more feminine than the time before.
He needs to talk to Jane Russell about some of that cross your heart bra support.
Tom's got a GILF posse.
Fat Retarded Midget: Tom Cruise
Pictures with Katie and Tom. It looks like Katie is taking care of her Retarded moron son.
It is so funny he looks like a retarded little kid next to Katie who looks and dresses like his mom.
Those two are fucking hilarious.
Their supposed new movie should be about how A mom takes her retarded Little Fat Son to the park to play frisbee.
Tom looks like The retarded Brother in something about mary.
I think Tom is mildly retarded.
He looks and acts like it.
That would explain his devotion to THE MORONIC Scientology and would explain they way he dresses and that insane smile he always has.
WHAT A FUCKING TOOL.
FAT GAY RETARDED LOOKIING CREEP
Queer.
It's Tom Boobs
Stumpy people should not wear turtlenecks
It's cruel to make fun of a man who is so clearly gender challenged.
He is growiing boobs to make him feel more womanly when his airline pilot, the gay porn star and David Beckham are taking him from the back door.
There is nothing wrong with that per say.
We should all support his obvious sex change and feminization.
He looks more like a 40 year old woman everyday.
So soft and BOOBALICIOUS
Love how his ass is bigger than any of the ladies'. I am fascinated by Tom's big mom butt.
I can't believe that I used to think that he was HOT........
Tom has got Boobies and a Butt.
He is Sexy and Sooo feminine.
I would like to make him my Lady.
So soft and Nice Succulent Boobie and Butt.
Soft, Pudgy, Littly Older Lady: Tom Cruise
He looks like he's about to take down a 747. What a tool.
Tom Cruise looks like my Mom.
Mom Jeans and A big Ole Mom's booty.
Bwahahahahah! He looks like Dustin Hoffman!
Nice TIt's Tom
Hey it's Fat Ass Titty Tom.
He looks like a Fat, Short Bus Riding Douche.
Fat Mom looking Queer
TITTY TOM
did he shrink another inch? bitch looks stumpier than usual....
im sure hes gonna sit on that thing later
i wonder if Suri even recognizes them as her parents
Tom looks Shorter Because he Is Gaining Alot Of weight.
That is also why he appears to be sporting a A Cup and a Huuuuge Fucking Ass.
He is a Dweeb. A little short Dork.
ewwww...he looks like the old woman in the glasses
Suri Thinks the Nanny and Scientology minders are her Parents.
She probably only saw Crazy Titty Tom and Crazy Katie on the days of the V.F. Photo shoot.
Annie Leibowitz is as much of a parent to Suri and Katie and Tom.
Kate: Good Idea to Leave your first Newborn daughter and go to a FASHION SHOW in Paris.
Nice Parenting Scum
tom has hips like a woman....why don't they take baby suri out for freash air...
as Katie and Tom
Tom and Katie Are Disgustingly Bad Parents.
They are disgraceful and should be reported.
They are foul. Their is not ONE photo of Suri outside.
That is Abusive.
Stop Making Offensive comments about Kate and Tom.
Everyone knows they are great loving parents. They don't want the Paparrazi invading their child's privacy so they keep Suri indoors until she is older.
Tom and Kate make a great couple and Tom has even permitted Kate some libertes like going to Paris.
That shows what a good guy Tom is.
Tom and Kate are the most beautiful and honest couple.
blah
That's his Mom next to him...
And his new "toy" looks like a bazooka.
I would give my left pinkie to be able to use that bazooka on him and his "church".
Oh my - your avatar is too suggestive. I would like it if you changed it. It is very offensive.
Pervert.
WOW doesnt Keith Urban hang with his mom too?? Way to pick em Nicole.
LOOKS LIKE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY...WHERE'S SURI??? OOPS FORGOT SHE'S NOT ALLOWED SUNLIGHT UNTIL SHE'S 2 YEARS OLD!!! I WONDER WHAT HE THINKS OF THAT CHILD IN ONE OF THE PICTURES BEING ALLOWED IN THE SUNSHINE!!
I wonder when Tom is going to detach himself from his mothers apron strings. SO creepy, she even lives with them. That must be just GREAT for Katie. What a turn on to be 26 and have your fiances mother in the house. SEXY!!!! Oh....wait they don't have sex, that's right, Katies been bought and paid for and tough shit for her. She's too young to be going without the humpty dance. Let that PPD wear off, and her libido will lead her the way....OUT THE FRONT DOOR
Tom Cruise is a heterosexual man who loves his mom.
I think it's sweet.
I would like to be Katie and have a man sooo sweet.
Oh my - your avatar is too suggestive. I would like it if you changed it. It is very offensive.
Pervert.
Angela | 10.09.06 - 1:08 pm | #
Katie Holmes is the Highest Paid Hooker there is.
Katie Holmes is nothing but a Young Girl Selling herself for cash.
Katie Holmes is looking for Dick in Paris.
You know it.
She hasn't had her coochie touched in years nows.
Angela - did you say her "permits" her "liberties" like going to Paris? What freaking century are you living in?
The only thing my husband "permits" me to do is allow him to live in the house instead of the garage!
Angela, you are really glib. You must either be a) a pervert yourself to think that caricature was dirty or b) EXTREMELY naive to think that Tom is a nice guy and not gay, ad nauseaum on and on. Give Nicole a call - it's already cost him millions to keep her mouth shut and I'm sure alot of money has changed others to retain their silence, but one day it will be all out. "The truth is out there", we're just waiting for the trains to collide.
I'm saying that it's nice that Tom let's her visit places unescorted at times.
It just shows he is very open and occasionaly lax in regard to the strict rules of conduct that Kate had previously agreed to.
She is kind of a tramp but Tom allows her some freedom.
Does TC really have hair plugs? Can someone confirm?
And where the F is Suri? Jesus, has the child never seen the light of day?
*rolling eyes at Angela and pegging a Gloria Steinam book at her head*
Awww, he looks just like his mommy...in 10 years he will have no chin.
His Mom has John Kerry head.
It is well known in Hollywood. Tom Cruise has hair plugs.
He sees a physician in the Century City Medical Plaza for his sessions.
Really Terrific Work however.
I didn't realize the Scientology Center had put Dlisted on their favourites until I read Angela's comments.
Does anyone else think of "White and Nerdy" when they see Tiny Tom?
She is kind of a tramp but Tom allows her some freedom.
Angela | 10.09.06 - 1:25 pm | #
momma cruise, is that you?
White & Nerdy..hahah..."They see me mowing"....
I am not affiliated nor representing Scientology.
My comments are independent and spontaneous.
RIO....Your husband comment has me laughing my honky white ass off!!
Angela - no offense, but "independent"? I get the feeling Xenu is standing behind you and dictating what you type here.
Oh my - your avatar is too suggestive. I would like it if you changed it. It is very offensive.
Pervert.
Angela | 10.09.06 - 1:08 pm | #
I have another suggestion for you...
and it's some where between my index and ring finger. 
Have a nice day!
oh my -
Well I would expect that kind of response from someone with a Perverted Avatar.
You sick sick person.
Tom Cruise is wonderful!!
Angela | 10.09.06 - 1:51 pm | #
*Yawn*
STFU
oh my = sick pervert freak
oh my = Your mom
I won't waste any more of my day paying attention to you... If you find it offensive - don't look at it.
Angela - Tom has squishy Man Boobs, A soft narrow vagina and a big ass
===Angela, you are really glib. You must either be a) a pervert yourself to think that caricature was dirty or b) EXTREMELY naive to think that Tom is a nice guy and not gay,==== ===
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===and blah, blah, blah. Shut up! Wow! one person says something nice and positive about Tom and you're freakin' out! It ain't always about trashing people, you know! Just cause you're bitter and cynical doesn't mean everyone else has to be!=== Yeah go ahead and insult just because somebody decided to say something nice! ===== IDIOT!
Tom is Morphing into a Middle Aged Lady.
He is looking more feminin and Queer like every picture.
Katie is breaking up with Tom.
That is why she is in Paris.
She said "Fuck you Tom and That Gook Baby"
It's all goiing to be in next weeks Star Magazine
Angela - L. Ron Flibberty-Gibbet called. He needs you to take some dick-tation.
======= Rio Tomcat
======== There are a lot of bitter, stupid people here. Well, if putting other people down is what makes you feel better about yourselves...LOL Losers!
Tom, you lady hipos are glib.
===and blah, blah, blah. Shut up! Wow! one person says something nice and positive about Tom and you're freakin' out! It ain't always about trashing people, you know! Just cause you're bitter and cynical doesn't mean everyone else has to be!=== Yeah go ahead and insult just because somebody decided to say something nice! ===== IDIOT!
ya ya | 10.09.06 - 2:10 pm | #
This is Dlisted. We're all bitter and cynical here. Fuck off.
And, to remain on-topic, Tom Cruise is a freak. So was Elron.
Thank you ya ya
ya ya and I still Love the Cruiser!!
Okay, Tom and Katie are a fake in the relationship and caring parent department.
But I will NOT bash his Mom for coming to her Grandson and Granddaughter games. There is NOTHING wrong with that.
Truth be known, she is probably the one that normally brings them to and drives them home from each of these events. It is quite possible that she is the only NORMAL things the kids have in their lives.
And most likely the only reason she is next to Tom, is so HE will look like a good son during his weekly photo op.
Is he trying to look like Martha Stewart?
Tom Cruise looks like such a Little Goof Ball.
Like a Dorky Little Kid Brother
When I look at this picture I think:
DORK!!
Stop Being Mean to the Little Man.
He is adorable... for a Chubby Little Queer.
maybe he bought it to figure out who the heck is stalking him...
Tiny Tom still wearing dark clothes to appear taller.
Looks like he's challenging Angelina Jolie, for tough bitch roles!
Haha Midget tom is going towards the fatty side. And who the hell are those chicks?
Um Oats- Don't order yet. Tom's mother left the catholic church which she was a big part of suddenly and recently, divorced her husband and moved in with the little bitch and his child bride to be. To sum it up, she drank the Kool Aid.
It appears that there is some PMS'N going on today, however Tomcat can do that.
YAK,YAK and Angelinawannabe, Take Tiny Tom and move to his website if you love him so much. Most people (who don't ride the short bus like yourselves) can take it from MK's captions to the pictures that all of the people here don't like the Cruiser and agree that he is a closet gay with numerous mental issues. If this shit offends you, go to some of the gaybeard, I mean Tomkat websites and spread your love, asshats.
PS Angela, I take it you don't understand what is meant by the Cruiser, do you? Oh and Yak, yak you're being GLIB again!
I have lived in the glamor Hollywood days. It was a time when BITCH SLAPPING was customary. If there was ever a person that I would enjoy delivering a tripple BITCH SLAP to, it is TOM CRUISE, and then to let him know that he was to scram asap.
normally this would just be a pic of a guy with a camera... but tom with a camera just looks creepy. who knows who he's spying on.
Why does he still have that gay Broadway choreographer look going?!
Ah five six seven eight!
You just know these "girls" are either related or hired CO$ "friends". Maybe he's searching the horizon for thetan crafts about to invade LA. I've always heard that men who carry big lenses,are lacking in significant male parts and try to make up for it by carrying around large and cumbersome penile like objects.
It is Tom Cruise day in Japan. That is enough reason alone to dig up Harry Truman and drop another H-BOMB on those fuckers. I think it would serve JAPAN better if they were to serve TOM on as the daily special at the SUSHI BAR.
He sure likes holding large, long, hard, black things.
Cool 'manly' poses too.
This Angela chick can't be for real. No freaking way. Its someone who is bored and just trying to get a rise out of people, folks.
Ignore ignore ignore.
That said, where the fuck is Suri?
Did they send her in for repairs?
libraesque | 10.09.06 - 1:12 pm | #
Even worse -- your FORTYSOMETHING fiancee. That's even more pathetic, if he still lives with his mom. If the Cruiser weren't rich, everyone would think he was a megaton LOOOOSEEERRRRRR...
spark | 10.09.06 - 5:28 pm | #
Right idea -- ignore the Scientologists, and maybe they'll go away.
Topcat | 10.09.06 - 3:40 pm | #
They never acknowledge what "Cruiser" means or what people imply when they say it. 
They pretend it's something heterosexual and powerful.
Angela | 10.09.06 - 1:51 pm | #
I never knew Scientologists were so obsessively prudish.
MK's exclusive new pics of Tom shooting his next big project. Tom's mother is directing. Should be a box office hit!
They do not show SURI because SURI is older than they claim by about two or three months. SURI is no more TOM'S kid than she is mine.
And there is Suri in the bottom pic, she has morphed into a 3 year old blonde who I bet will be sporting that pink down coat Katie was checking out.
It might require TOM to be the camera man on future films, as I think he is damaged merchandise. His box office draw will prove it.
JOHN, your so hilarious. So hahahahaha, Tom's career is back on track, huh
hahahahahahaha, I would think the fact that Over The Hedge, you know, the cartoon
hahahahahahah, grossed about 30,000.00 MORE than MI3
hahahahahahahahahah, you douche.
OH WAIT, are you talking about his comeback movie with his girlfriend...."Mork and Mindy 2-The Mother Ship Has Landed"
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
HUH?> Yes. It's like a weapon, but it's really a ordinary lense that brings things up close and like I can enter the unaudited brain and clean it in no time. hee hee
Yeah, I bet they're giving Suri some potion for her pituitary gland to slow her growth. But we won't see her for years again anyway.
He's looking for Super Mario.
LOL TURTLENECKS.
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | Homepage | 10.09.06 - 7:33 pm | #
*hysterical giggles* And then he's gonna shoot the armored turtles!
Anonymous | 10.09.06 - 3:13 pm | #
I was not aware that tommy's mommy left the catholic church.
Just a thought, was tom ever interestrd in being a catholic priest?
I still don't look down on his mom, after all she IS a Grandmother. By her living with either her son or daughter, she is close to her grandchildren.
And she will also be taken care of financially. As one gets older, more medical conditions arise and the costs are expensive. There is nothing wrong with her living off her son. Heavens knows he has enough money.
She may be nutty, buy hey, so is her son! LOL
Tom HAS to carry that HUGE camera on his shoulder. How else is he going to stick out in a crowd?
HE SUCH A TOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More & more everyday, he's turning into Billie Jean King.
OK then Katie's is in Paris,buying more fnucking shoes.
Tom is playing with a freakishly large camera,
Granny is hanging around tittie tom,
WHO'S WATCHING THE BABY.......
I remember reading in VF that they don't have a nanny...(BullSh-t)
BTW hey granny where's your husband of the last 20 years? and while your looking for him go look for your daughter Lee-anne. the one tittie tommy gave the boot to.
ha ha ha ha! Bob and Angela must be Tom Cruise in disguise. Tom comes here and reads all these comments and then inserts his own lovely comments about himself.
Katie Holmes the unwed &(probably never going to be)wife and un-mother of an invisable, never seen baby!!!
And we are supposed to believe these two. I sure wish one of the tabloids would finally print the truth about these two weirdo's.
You don't really want to know!
talk about overcompensating, wow. tom cruise needs to step back and re evaluate his life. for like a year.
WHO'S WATCHING THE BABY.......
I remember reading in VF that they don't have a nanny...(BullSh-t)
Anonymous | 10.10.06 - 1:01 am | #
Chris Klein/Josh Hartnett needs to rescue his child.
The picture of him with hand on hip and that huge motherfucking object slung over his shoulder....if that's not overcompensation I don't know what is. His mother irritates me too--she always looks kind of Laura Bush zoned-out too happy.
Hey Angela you cunt!
Get yer finger in this baby!
nicer alien gun he has....
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Isn't nice to have a new PR person??? Trying to get that career back on track....too late Tom.
OK, OK, so my son is gay. Kate is a charming girl and the way she opened herself up to brainwashing and, well, financially compensated childbearing is such a wonderful thing to do! I am proud of my family! What a way to stick together!
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