stop writing about the beeouch
I think Clooney might condsider her too old for him. Rich men generally like their pussy younger, don't they?
In her fucking dreams.
I bet she uses urine as perfume. She just looks like she does.
She's a dried-up whore. Lindsay should run far, far away from her.
George did look good back in the of Facts of Life. mmmmmmm
Tranny
She looks busted up.
She's fucking crazy if she thinks George would ever give her a second look, hell a first one for that matter.
WoW!! does she really think that she has a chance to even be in the same conversation let alone BE with HIM!! I know she gives herself the nickname White Oprah but I think she's taking to too much into the head or should I say nose!!!
George Clooney wouldn't give her the time of year let alone the time of day.
How did such a crazed bitch ever raise such a charming, well-mannered, intelligent girl as Lindsay?
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
can North Korea reach Hollywood?
Just askin'....
Well at least I know what Lindsey Lohan will look like in 20 years (if she doesn't OD first).
I should not read your column at work...I am now sitting here laughing at what you wrote and people are looking at me funny...TO HELL WITH 'EM. Love your blog!
She looks so much like a chain smoking alcoholic whore it's not even funny. That being said I wonder how young she was when she achieved this look as Lindsey is barely 20 and has already reached this.
She's got a face I could kick all day.
She is the female version of Joe Simpson. No wonder they are sooooooo messed up.
I feel for the younger ones.
can North Korea reach Hollywood?
Just askin'....
billy balls | Homepage | 10.10.06 - 1:55 pm | #
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hahaha 
she is a gross pig and so is her dirty skank of a daughter, how dare her even use Lindsay's name in the same sentence as Angelina Jolie. As if they could ever be compared.
That weirdo shouldn't try to speak for every woman in America. I'm not even certain she's female. Looks slightly tranny to me. Actually, I'd rather have a tranny speak for me. They have better taste.
That is one busted bitch
George Clooney would not go out with her.
She is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too old and waaaaay to fucking Ugly.
This Ugly, Old Drunk Bitch could only get men to date her because she has her daughter's money.
Sorry to say I don't think any man would EVER want to date her especially George Clooney.
George Cloony would only exclusively date Young Hot Pieces of ass.
So much for being a man of class.
A man of class who only will date Young hot girls.
Stupid Fucking Old Ugly Bitch.
The closet Dina would get to Georges Man Unit is if He bangs Lindsey.
Lindsey is closer to the Age George Would Date.
Dumb Fucking Old Bitch
The little sister looks like the mom more than Blohan. Blohan and Dina arent speaking right now since the birthday party blow out. George doesnt fuck pussy let alone old pussy.
George Clooney's 'candy bar' would have a hard time getting out of the Venus Fly Trip Dina Lohan calls her 'vagina.' Dumb hooker.
can North Korea reach Hollywood?
Just askin'....
billy balls | Homepage | 10.10.06 - 1:55 pm | #
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The best fucking post ever.
Ugh.
Clooney doesn't give a fuck about age, he's more concerned with coochie preservation. Since this bird is walking around with a piece of leather attached to her groin, she fails on both counts. Miserably.
George would date Lindsey or the younger daughter before he date Dina. Girlfriend is a crazy, delusional bitch.
You are correct when you say she is a female version of Joe Simpson. They are bothe narcissists. And they raise children with the same since of entitlement. They also are so invested in their children's sucess because they don't see where they stop and the children begin.
Whoa someone skipped their weekly botox
Jet Li | 10.10.06 - 2:05 pm | #
What is up with the random capitalization in your post? Just curious.
She's got a face I could kick all day.
tender cavity | 10.10.06 - 2:00 pm | #
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You are too much! HA!
she is a waste.
but george clooney is so totally homosexual that it cancels out her dumb ideas about him anyway.
Mudia - Capitalization is the cornerstone of our democracy and I believe should be applied liberally when necessary for added emphasis. Particularly for Descripive Phrases
I.E: Dumb Fucking Old Bitch
It looks like her dentures are about to fall out of her mouth at any second.
You take the good
You take the bad
You take 'em all
And there you have
The Facts of Life!
The Facts of Life!
Great! Now I am going to be singing this all day long! Thanks a lot!
Dina + George = Cold day in hell
Dina is a good mom and a wholesome influence for her daughter who seems to have fallen off track.
Dina seems like a terrifically well adjusted woman and I am really looking for all the good advice she is going to espouse on her new talk show.
I think George and Dina would make a great couple. Age appropriate and sexy.
That picture is photoshopped too. Dina looks really good in person...
that is such a granny face she's making
she is a insult to the misses oprah winfrey!
This lady needs to buy a truckload of meds from any pharmaceutical company and take them FAST!
She also has a PIG nose!
No wonder Blohan is so screwed up. Look at what the hell raised her...a nut job.
Well, she's just a psycho made in hell, isn't she?! Why would Clooney even consider her. She atually looks good for a woman of 60, but I think he would prefer younger & prettier ones.
That shit is funny. What the fuck would George Clooney want with Dina Lohan? Bitch is delusional!
I am sure George Clooney is going to be calling Dina up to bang that old pussy.
Um, right....
Don't wait too long sweetie...
oh god help us!
I think Shanna Moakler should bend Dina over and punch her in the fart box.
Bitch is pulled tighter than a bongo drum. You could bounce a quarter off her fugly face!
...Delusional, Pyscho, Nut Job...??
I am sure any of your mothers would want to bang George Clooney too. have some respect for a woman who has sacrificed her life to help her daughter achieve her dreams. Jeez
she must buy polident by the case -- crazed old beaver face.
Dr. Westheimer | 10.10.06 - 2:30 pm | #
Hey, where have you been? Dr. Ruth you have been taking over by that old goat on the Oh! channel on Sunday nights.
I'm sure George knows better.
Dina looks really pretty in this picture.
I mean just totally gorgeous.
George is probably dropping to his knees right now and thanking god his dreams have been answered...
... He really wants to be dating his mom....he wants to taste the vag juice from a 60 year old cooter...
Dina Dina Dina
When are you gonna come down?
When are you gonna land?
You should have stayed on the farm,
should have listened to your old man.....
good bye yellow brick road.....
I believe the minority of people who are defending this woman are probably stage parents themselves. They believe that pimping out their kids at whatever cost is acceptable because they live vicariously through their children and can't wait for the outcome, which of course is the almighty dollar.
That being said, the closest Dina will come to dating George Clooney is masturbating to an old Facts of Life episode.
LMAO!!!! MK....you are one funny bitch...HAAA..loving it!
She must be snorting and smoking some really good stuff to have those pipe dreams!
Hey "Rio" at least Dina is really a mom........
Daisy - you sould like an unmotivated whore. I bet you would just let your kids sit around and not have a career.
Jet Li = MOUSIE
George, given his affinity for anal, would likely ass-fuck Dina, then smear a Dirty Sanchez on her, then realize his cock was gone, because I'm pretty sure her asshole has teeth.
how old is she? her hair and makeup job is horrendous. lip lining is for the '90s. is she older than 41? oh, does she think saying publicly you want george clooney is going to work? c'mon woman, you've taken the thrill of the chase out of the equation, you're too old not to know that there goes a man's interest.
Oprah is soon going to be known as the Black Dina.
Dina is a talented, smart, funny mofo. Watch out.
MADRE - What is your problem? You don't know anything about me!
joshua's mom -
I don't think she had to worry about losing Georges interest.
There was proably about oh say negative percent interest either way so she really dosen't have anything to lose with her lunatic drug and alcohol fueled ramblings...poor dear
who's mousie??
cocaine is a helluva drug...
Cocaine fueled statements... nothing lik them especially from an 80 year old Drunk Lunatic
Mousie is everyones alter ego
Rio.. you don't know anything about you either !!!! 
OMG, MK and Gary Coleman, you crack me up!! Too funny!!!!!!!
Daisy - you sould like an unmotivated whore. I bet you would just let your kids sit around and not have a career.
amy | 10.10.06 - 2:41 pm | #
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Fuck you Amy, it sounds as though I hit a nerve, which proves my point. You're probably a fat lazy ass mother who is trying to get your kid in the business so you can mooch off of them. I wasn't even directing my comment to you but obviously it spoke to you bitch.
HI BILLY XOXOXOXOX YOU FUNNY!
-from yesterday
BTW silicon Valley is pissing me off 
DON'T START WITH THE FUCKING CHEETO/MOUSIE CRAP. ALL YOU'RE DOING IS KEEPING THAT FREAK PSYCHO'S NAME ON THIS BOARD. LET...IT....GO
Whatever. I really don't care what you think about me. Have a nice day.
Also, kids should be kids and go to school and play sports or use their imagination. Why would anyone want their kids around perverts, alcoholics, and drug users just to say they have a "career".
She has that hard look that you get when you are a meth addict
Why the fuck is that cunt Mousie still around here? DIE ALREADY
he wouldn't even fuck her with kim jong il's pencil dick...there's delusional and there's too many episodes of real housewives of the oc, then there's this bitch....
*flushes toilet*
Gary Coleman -
Thanks. Now I have the image of Dina's asshole with sharp teeth.
Very accurate though. I would not be surprised.
UH okay AMY, tell us your real name.....cuz it's either Lindsey or Dina. Hahahaahaa, what a load of crap!
Kids are created to try to make bank off of and live phat. Fuck this playing bullshit. Put that kid to work. If you don't have your kid making bank for you youz a fool.
Why do people who don't like a picture always say its photoshopped? Shut the fuck up already. Its not photoshopped, its a goddamned picture.
She's trash. And so is her kid.
Seth Greenberg | 10.10.06 - 2:57 pm | #
Wow Seth, is that what yo momma did to you? Did her and her pimp sell your ass and didn't let you come home until you brought home a dolla?
I want to eat Dina Lohan out, but only if George Cooney's jizz is splattered all over that worn out piece of leather. I'm a stoopid bitch. I suck cocks in the alley where I live.
STICK TO THE TOPIC!!! This Mouse and Cheeto stuff is old and no one cares anymore.
My mother will date George Clooney before that train wreck gets near him.
That picture is sooo photoshopped. I've seen DIna in person and she looks gooood especially for being a mom. She could totally get George Clooney.
btw - I also heard she is really smart and funny and her new show is supposed to be great....just letting you know : )
Mouse and Cheeto?? what?? Kevin and Britney?? what?
lol, i kind of feel sorry for this old broad. remember in high school when all the gr.9 girls scored all the guys and the gr.9 boys got nothing? and the gr.12 girls got no one either cause all their men went after the ninth graders? well imagine being this old tired cokehead whose daughter has already notoriously fucked over half of hollywood by 20! Ouch!
Kind of off topic here, but what do you think about George Clooney's repeated interest in making movies about thieves?
I forgot the names, but there was one that took place in the Gulf and he wanted to steal gold in suitcases; the movie with JLO and he was a bank robber; and the Ocean 11 and 12 films where he planned casino heists.
Are there others?
There must be something he is trying to work out.
If you can see a connection to latent or closet homosexuality, that would be an interesting argument.
What do you think?
holy crap, did she get a nose job?? her nose looks ridiculously tiny for her face, not to mention ugly. why do celebrities think that when it comes to noses that 'the smaller, the better'??
She has a wonky face.
Mouse and Cheeto?? what?? Kevin and Britney?? what?
what's mouse and cheeto? | 10.10.06 - 3:09 pm | #
You don't want to know, seriously, it's fucking lame, DeGrassi Jr High stupidity
don't feed the trolls
don't feed the trolls
don't feed the trolls
Rio is really Mouse and Amy etc.... and she posts to start fights.. mishma go ahead and ignore this... when she befriends you and then stabs you in the back don't say you were not warned!!!
Seriously Mouse is an evil psycho cunt. Where is her fake baby at?
I am NOT Mouse. Why don't you people move on from whatever these issues are? I thought this blog was about snarking on celebrities?
Home Depot, I am quite certain that "Mouse is OBSESSED" is in fact Mouse.
Action movies? didnt that slut fall flat on her face while walking and thats how she "broke" her hand?
George would probably date Kim Jong-Il before this crusty hag.
Is Dina Jewish?
Maybe Mel Gibson would bang her to atone to the Jewish community.
That would be severe and I would have to forgive him if he was willing to bang the Jewess Dian Lohan
We know it's you mouse. ONLY YOU would use the word "SNARKY". Your such a stupid bitch. Funny how everyone else posting has moved up to the next thread and yet you are still funny. YOUR PATHETIC
I don't understand why anyone is interviewing her. If you can't get the used-up burnt-out star, call her used-up, burnt-out mother!
Oh Dina,...That's hysterical...you should do stand-up comedy!
You are not in George Clooney's league, he would never fuck your raunchy ass... You need to look for the kind of man that would fuck Courtney Love, or Heidi Fleiss...Them's your girls!
Are you related to Heidi Fleiss?... you both have the same ugly mouth and the same bad set of meth choppers.
P.S. I bet Tommy Lee would dip his nasty Hep-C stick in you.
what's wrong with using snarky? i like that word.
WOW... all these posts from one troll. That explains a lot!
Not unless Dina shaves her head and wears a 'uge strap-on would GC be interested.
Thanks for the great laff! This has made my day. The only person in Hollywood more disgusting than Blohan is her mother. She looks like New Jersey stripper trash, at best.
Jesus she is hideous! Looks like SKELETOR in that photo
i'm thinking dina does have a chance with george because she looks like a man in a wig.
Lindsey getting punched in the face until she pukes blood? If that's in any future action movie, I'm definitely there!
WTF happened to her nose. She's got the Michael Jackson syndrome going on.
I think Shanna Moakler should bend Dina over and punch her in the fart box.
Cruise Missile | 10.10.06
Ha Ha! I did a spit-take.
Look at her eyes in this picture. She looks like she is stoned and wired, and could snap at anything or anyone. COKE
Is this BITCH still married to BLOWHAND"S father thats still in jail?
I must have missed something here. Is Mousie the one who had a cucumber in her avi?Why are you all pissed at her?Dish.
Oh right Dina. Shut up you dried up whore. George doesn't care how trashy and stupid you are because I really wouldn't call the women he dates classy. However, he likes 'em young and he doesn't like famewhores either.
Am I the only one to remember that Lindsay wanted to date George as well?double yuck Dina.
Lay off the Botox, hunny, your face is turning into stone.
I can see Lindsey being the next Angelina Jolie....sleeping with other women, married men and stealing people's husbands.
She's like the chick at the party who thinks everyone likes her but really they just like the fact that she's the only one old enough to buy beer
Cruise Misile, hahahahaha. Well said!
Dina is a nasty ho. I hate George Clooney with a passion, but I think even assholes like him have some kind of standard. Blech to both. Nasty nasty nasty.
like mother like daughter..
I must have missed something here. Is Mousie the one who had a cucumber in her avi?Why are you all pissed at her?Dish.
do you have like a year? she is crazy!!! no more to be said. totally nuts and pissed is a MILD word to be used for this sociopath !!!
Mousie? She really is behind the madness?
Her skull looks like its fighting with her skin. ughhh
Um...Dina, I think you are going to need to lower your expectations.
I think george Clooney is a complete bore... but still, I'm sure he doesn't want anything to do with your old, stale, sink hole.
I think if you were willing to share your party favors, the following men might be willing to pity fuck you!
Billy Ray Cyrus
Vanilla Ice
Bobby Brown
Flav O Flav
David Hasselhoff
Mickey Rourke
Dennis Rodman
Astrid, the ones who are dissing Mouse are the psychotic ones. BTW, I'm not Mouse.
George probably hasn't got the foggiest who Dina is, and he'd never date someone like her. Look at his past roster, and they tend to have more class in their toes than Blohan Sr. does.
Sure, he'd play with the tabs. But can you imagine what Dinette Blohan would say, especially if he dumped her? Does coke give you delusions of grandeur?
Regarding her increasingly dried-up daughter, it's just a sign of her delusions that she thinks Blohan Jr. is anything like Jolie. Even if Jolie had no talent, she'd still be striking for her looks, but Lindsay is TWENTY and already looks older than Jolie does.
Oh please I have been on DListed forEVER and Mouse has ALWAYS come across as a complete psycho and more importantly a raging liar. It amazed me the things she would try to pass off as true. I was amazed she managed to get a little clique of followers, how could they not see her for what she was? Seemed so obvious. I'm not even really sure what went down, but clearly they finally realized what they were truly dealing with...
Astrid, the ones who are dissing Mouse are the psychotic ones. BTW, I'm not Mouse.
anonymous | 10.10.06 - 6:14 pm | #
you know you are so busted. we KNOW everything all your lies.. different names you made up on here Katya Kitty. etc. told people you were a lawyer, faked a
pregancy you can't lie your way out of this one !!!EVERYONE KNOWS KRIS
Like I'm ever gonna hop off him long enough for that spent bitch to hop on!
you want proof.. check out the D listed archives from 12/25 to 13/31/ 05... Katya Kitty was Mouse she admitted it.. All the shit she wrote... lies..lawyer met Paris Hilton yeh right....
all her so called stalkers?? she stalked herself for attention...
and her blog.. so she could be the big cheese.. she spun so many lies they all caught up with her...so now she posts as Rio and others... so be careful even on the Forum you could be talking to her
Dina,
Pete Doherty wouldn't fuck you...and he loves junkies.
anonymouse | 10.10.06 - 6:46 pm | #
^^ Actually I just googled KatyaKitty and all the comments came up from that time frame. SO obvious it was her! Between the constant obsessing over one or another of the Carter brothers, going on and on about how "hot" she is and that Michael K is in love with her and thinks she's a "doll", how much sex she is always having, and the wierd drug references - as if it could be anyone else? Christ that was some scary reading.
You should check that mouse and rey blog it's funny as shit LMFAO
If hypocritical George will date pit face and any bar maid, mane for publicity, to keep photographers from making a living.. he will date anyone, scorn anything rational.. Hang in there Dina.. he's running short on sane excuses of why he can't settle down and marry anyone, and you could get in a few dates before the joking novelty wears off.. He's a jerk, but a rich one., make sure he gives you a few nice baubles to remember him by.. Along with his public criticisms of Jack Abramoff and other Republicans, Clooney once remarked, "Charlton Heston announced again today that he is suffering from Alzheimer's." When asked if he went too far with his comment, he said, "I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him." yet he hires body guards with guns to protect him.
your hair sux and your daughters skin sux..........what possibly could have gotten into you besides the pool boy or a shit load of pot, to make you think anyone would want you?
Who the Hell is MOUSE?
What in the fuck is going on around here???
I eat dingleberries covered with lots of shit.
What's the mouse and rey blog url???
Wow Dina's face is a fucking donkey punching bag. George Clooney would never stoop to women with already stretched, used and abused birth squirters.
Are you sure we're talking about the same Mousie? The one with the cucumber/pickle as her avi? I don't remember her talking all the insanities you guys are talking about.
What about Ruby? What happened to her?
Why are people suddenly saying that George Clooney is gay? I don't quite understand this one.
Mouse is a double agent. Make that a quad-druple agent. You never know who that whore is posting as. Did I also tell you she is a lawyer and gets fucked in the closet by her hot latino lover every night? That's how she got preggie with her fake rubber Hagface baby. Nick Carter should get a restraining order against her!
MAN SHE IS RODE HARD AND PUT AWAY WET....
LEATHERFACE..
Her teeth really freak me out...gawd she is fucking ugly!!!
She is SOOOOO L.A.
Not understand how people can say Clooney is gay? Please, it is so obvious.
I can see Lindsey being the next Angelina Jolie....sleeping with other women, married men and stealing people's husbands.
Anonymous | 10.10.06 - 5:11 pm | #
Ha ha ha ha ha
I hate George Clooney, and men like him that see women as objects and nothing else. If George weren't one of those men, he wouldn't only date GIRLS young enough to be his grand-daughers. DISGUSTING! This coming from a 20-year-old woman.
I thought Lindsay was already Angelina Jolie...a Hollywood Whore!!!
Whats the address for Mousie's blog y'all?
I am NOT Mouse. Why don't you people move on from whatever these issues are? I thought this blog was about snarking on celebrities?
Rio | 10.10.06 - 3:30 pm | #
Don't feel too bad Rio. All you have to do is make a remark that someone doesn't agree with and they are all over you like a bunch of rabid Republicans.
That doesn't make a lot of sense probably. A remark I made before that was kind of nonsensical - and I got ripped apart. I thought this site was to snark on celebrities also.
Fuck Mouse and all this fucking drama. It is sooo redundant and immature.
LMAO her daughter's prlly already banged George Clooney and his pet pig!
I was crying from laughing so hard, when I read that she thinks Lindsay could be the next Angelina Jolie!
Clooney doesn't bang women with horse teeth...
DUDES, I am so fucking jealous
of some of these avatars that I'm
stealing about eight.
And oh yeah -- George would only
date this broad to get to Lindsday.
In fact, he's probably teabagging
Lindsay right now...
Ее траханная мамаша такая же ебанза как та соска
Dina Lohan is fucking hot!
George Clooney is so far in the closet, he's in fucking NARNIA.
DINA LOHAN...YOUR CHILDREN SHOULD BE PUT IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY!!!! AND WHEN LINDSAY DIES, YOU SHOULD BE CHARGED WITH MURDER!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!
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