poor dog. Pairs must have given him fleas or an STD..Something
Where did she get those glasses?....At a mini mart?
The look on that dog's face has made me sad....SOMEONE PLEASE HELP IT!!
omg, what a cute puppy. Certain death though.
poor thing. That monster shouldn't be allowed to own pets. Off topic: ew, look at this pic Lilo put on her myspace.
http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?i...php?
img=3561450
OOOhh sooo sexy baby. 
OMG do you see the fear in that poor puppy's eyes? It's like he can sense the stank let alone smell it
Die cunt, die!!
Which ones the DOG? OHHHH BURNNNNNNNNNNNNn!
Oh that is hilarious Melvin. I'm gonna laugh all day!
Hopefully that pup will grow up big and strong and then rip her to pieces. preferably starting with the face.
What's funny is the dog STILL has that same expression in every photo! Poor thing. 
She sucks so hard I hate her.
Linds mouth looks ripe for cock.
"Hi little doggie! Want to be in my next photo op?"
Can dogs get herpes?
Hohan looks like a cracked-out streetwalker in that picture Melvin. Disgusting! Bitch is only 19! Fuck girl, slow it down jersey whore!
This puppy HATES HER!!! Cant she see that???
haha, it's that talking dog from the men in black movies with Wil Smith.
paris and a dog. WHO CARES/?? where is the gossip
I'm so relieved she got yet another animal to care for, I mean pose with until it gets "old" and can be disposed of
you know your snatch stinks when a fucking dog pushes away.
wow paris and oprah had a baby
Thanks MK. I now have one good eye and another bloody hole with a pencil jammed into it.
poor dog 
linds looks f'ed up in that pic
bwahahaha! dog is buggin!
melvin, she looks so f'in used up.
that last pic is priceless...
You know that dog is like "Oh fuck...help..HEEEEELLLLLPPPPP...get away whore...put me down before you give me herpes....HELP!!!!!"
She has more fleas than that dog.
The poor pup! Where is animal control when you need them? Take Parsite away.
Where's TinkerBell? Someone look up her snatch and wear a hard hat and a HazMat suit
Funny thing is, when I opened the site right now I could only see the first pic, and out of instinct, I thought the dog had seen one of Paris Hilton's crabs running around the floor... then lo and behold, I scan down and surely, there's Paris!
Poor doggie, this is enough evidence to jail Paris for animal cruelty!
Look at the way she is holding the dog in the second picture. She is going to break his little legs.
Poor Puggy!
I like that dog. Run pup Run. It looks like a girl. Smart Bitches don't like stupid Bitches.
They say that pets resemble their owners right.....
I love the last pic where the dog is all "talk to the hand ho-bag"
Wow, people and their pets DO look alike.
Even the eyes and shape of the head. Astonishing.
God, where´s PETA when you need it! That´s sad... However, the look on that dog is priceless! Can you imagine what her lovers´face might be like when they approach to that skank?
that is a total insult to pugs around the world.
she's picking it up by its arms. lol, nice paris.
He's trying to get away!
Something about paris reminds me Elmyra from Tiny Toons. All animals hate her.
That dog's like: "Oh Hell to the no !!!!!!! "
i bet nicole richie did the exact same thing when her and paris made up, too.
WTF is Tinkerbell? Did the ho run her over in one of her drunken-drugged stupors? These animals keep disappearing, just like that show "V" where the lizards were eating them. You know the wonky eye is because they put it in wrong - her real eyes are reptilian yellow.
OMG that's sad....because I have a Puggle and now she had to go get one...GREAT...
that shit is funny
BTW, Puggle puppy's eyes are like that...they grow into them...
Im sure we'll hear about it biting her or something in a few days.
"thrown in a closet and forgotten about"... so sick but it made me bust out laughing!!
Well done MK! 
AAAWWWWW....the dog is sooo cute, too bad it now has herpes...oh well it was cute while it lasted.
I have a pug and those guys need constant attention or their hearts break and they die. You simply cannot just leave them alone all day and night. They have to be with you constantly. That's just the way they are.
Oh, that poor little pug!!! You can tell it wants nothing to do with Paris.
thats right footy....
my pug Lou is sleeping on my lap right now,
they are needier then Paris,she has no time for a pug.
oh and this look is common,funny little shits!
PLEEEASSSSE Do NOT get a PUG! Footy is SO right! Pugs are NOT just dogs. They NEED constant attention, they THRIVE on human companionship.
Put me down BITCH!
dogs are really good judges of character - note how the dog is desperately trying to get away from her...
NEVER by a Pug/pet from a pet store.
I own a 2 Pugs....how she dares.....they are so needy...ugh.
I've told my clients hundreds of times not to pick their dogs up by the arms like this. You can easily tear muscles and pull bones from the sockets.
Paris is a dumb cunt.
Pugs are the beloved pets of the designer Valentino....The man spoils them rotten.
I love pugs. Love them. Don't have one though.
I think it says alot that a dog known for being needy is actually struggling to get away from her.
maybe the dogs sees a cat or something and parisite won't let him chase it? maybe? nah. dog's definately trying to get the fuck away from the bitch.
Please say she doesn't own that poor pug! By the look of it, fleas are the least of the poor thing's worries.
Put down the pug, Parasite. Put it down and just walk away or I'll get Shanna all up in your grill...
Her pets keep committing suicide--didn't anyone see the Paris Hilton episode of South Park? They nailed it. Gave her a wonky eye and everything. Then at the end she and Mr. Slave have a whore-off. She shoves a pineapple up her vajayjay and he shoves HER up his ass! So great!
Thanks anon 1:13, LMAO and tears are streaming down my face at the memory of that show. The new season starts in a couple of weeks I think.
"Her pets keep committing suicide..."
Aha ha ha ha!!!
This pug will have a blade to its throat by the end of the week.
Anonymous | 10.11.06 - 1:13 pm | #
Oh fuck me I missed that hot shit!! They gave her a wonky eye??!! God I love those guys.
Kats | 10.11.06 - 12:55 pm | #
Yeah, that shit pisses me off too, and I'm not even a vet like you. I hate it when the trashy mom at walmart pics up her ten babies like that too. PICK THEM UP BY THEIR TORSO FUCKHEADS!!!!
ok now this bitch is getting personal-i love my pug ,and to think that scanky ho is abusing another poor animal makes me want to barf all over her-someone needs to call animal services
I also have a pug, she's my little baby. I hope she was just looking at a pet store and doesn't own this little guy.
My pugs, Diesel and Paris, have started a rescue fund for their fellow furry friend.
Hey look it's fug and pug...poor puppy...now it has to worry about fleas and std's.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@
"This poor dog knows his fate and he's begging somebody, anybody to help him! He knows very well that he's going to be humiliated in pink outfits and thrown in a closet and forgotten about. He also knows that he'll be stuffed in some ugly bag and forced to smile all around town. Seriously, Peta needs to jump on this. This is a serious matter"
I laughed so hard I had to look away to catch my breath! That dog looks like it's trying with all it has to get the fuck away from her. OMG that is hillarious!
Oh look. She must have picked him because he has wonky eyes like hers!
You've brought tears to my eyes
The Forbes did this slideshow on Overexposed Celebs. She was the first. The others were Kfed, Spears, Pam Anderson... Why is it that the least relevant get the most press? They're not doing anything so they have to be attention whores, is that it. I feel sorry for that puppy.
This one will run away like Tinkerbell did
OK--this isn't a PUG everyone--it's a PUGGLE!
I think the dog got a whiff of her decomposing vagina.
How many animals does she have? Why is she always photographed with them? They must not get any attention the way she is always jet-setting all over the place.
PETA needs to put that dog out of its misery, and give the Puggle a nice home.
looks like he almost got away in that last picture...dammit, her wonky eye caught him...
It's a purebred pug, not a puggle. I've had pugs all my life, mine is sitting with me as type. They're big time farters...hope it lets one (or 10) rip during one of her photo ops.
THAT THING LOOKS LIKE HES FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE!!!
You know that she's trying to stay calm in the pictures but when she took this poor dog home she probably beat the crap out of him for having the wisdom to try to escape from her.
Damn, that dog has some eyes on him. Perhaps he got a whiff of Penis Hilton's underarm.
I've got pugs. They're smart dogs!! Smart enough they want no part of her. I hope she gets slimmed in anal gland juice, might make her smell better.
Puggles are mixed with a Beagle and a Pug and have longer snouts. This is a Pug.
This might be the funniest shit I've ever read on Dlisted. Thanks, MK!
I also have pugs, and they are VERY needy. They need lots of companionship and attention, and also are a bit hard to train. I feel really sorry for that puppy if she adopts it. Also, I don't know if it's fear or what, but that dog's eyes look a little off. Considering she's at a damn pet store buying a dog, there might be something wrong with the poor little guy. :-/
After looking at these pictures again, what the hell is she doing in that first one? How could any human with any sense at all think that picking up a dog that way would be safe or comfortable for the dog! What the fuck!
PUGS think they are BIG
dogs, not lap dogs.stupid B
Paris.
Poor Pug baby! I can just tell in those pictures he or she wants to get the FUCK down and run away!
http://thumbsnap.com/v/MEFb8iVT.jpg
yes they do fart a lot. I was afraid to say anything in case that beef brocolli person was reading and wanted to get a pug.
err i hate that dress so much , wish she wouldnt wear it, ever time she does it makes me angry! PARiS FLOURECENT STRIPES AND PASTELS ON BLACK WILL NEVER BE IN AGAIN BURN IT ALREADY
OMG I have a PUGGY myself their adorable.... BUT I feel sooooo sorry for that puggy..... PARIS YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF THAT PUG OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS !!!
Oh no... he's caught "Wonkey Eye" from her!
That poor puppy is totally trying to get away from that witch...his lil pug eyes are screaming HELP!
"It's a purebred pug, not a puggle. I've had pugs all my life, mine is sitting with me as type. They're big time farters...hope it lets one (or 10) rip during one of her photo ops."
As I read this my puppy actually farted...thanks
Cleared the damn room even
another animal that will be forgotten in a week.
Heh. Bitch is slapping her in that last one.
why is she always in pet stores?
weirdo
if she's buying that puppy from a pet store, it might have huge problems anyways. even high end pet stores buy from puppy mills, and those puppies have lots of health and personality problems. it doesnt look like she's holding him right either.
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